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Speaker 1: Nick. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am good good morning,

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Speaker 1: good afternoon, good night. It's it's the evening when people

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Speaker 1: get this. Maybe it'll be midday. We don't know. Hi everyone,

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Speaker 1: it's uh, it's a Nicker podcast. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: lie to you, guys. We were recording this on Sunday. So,

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Speaker 1: but I want to talk about football and you, like

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Speaker 1: you might. Obviously it's decided already who's going to the

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Speaker 1: super Bowl unless there's something insane over time? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's still going on. Um, how how long can it

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Speaker 1: go over time? I mean, I guess for the playoffs forever. No,

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Speaker 1: not forever. I mean, yeah, it wouldn't. I mean there's

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Speaker 1: ties in the regular season, so it doesn't go on.

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Speaker 1: So then get to the next game. I guess so

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Speaker 1: so so they just couldn't score forever, yeah, or maybe yeah,

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Speaker 1: they just or they keep scoring exactly. The Bengal has

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Speaker 1: ever been this far because the Bengals are you know,

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Speaker 1: it's Cincinnati. I'm from there. My parents, I think, are excited.

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Speaker 1: They haven't got far and about like thirty Noah's been

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Speaker 1: hanging with my parents, but I have not talked to them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're they're fair Weather fans and anything Cincinnati. I think

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Speaker 1: the Bengals the last time they got really far, they

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Speaker 1: lost by like fifty points, like something embarrassing. Boomer Siason

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Speaker 1: was like there quarterback lefty with blonde hair. Oh yeah, Boomer,

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Speaker 1: I remember that. That That was like the eighties. Your mom

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Speaker 1: thought he was your actual father for a while. I

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Speaker 1: wish what's he up to? Did he see t e out?

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Speaker 1: He still talk? Okay? Do you really know that? Is

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Speaker 1: he like a correspondent? Yeah? It is interesting neither you

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Speaker 1: talk to most or you can't talk at all when

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Speaker 1: it goes to football after like either you're a correspondent

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Speaker 1: or you're not ship. Do you guys want to know

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Speaker 1: the longest overtime? Yeah? Ever in NFL? Yeah? Or is

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Speaker 1: this like it was between the Dolphins and the Chiefs.

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Speaker 1: Okay here, let make sure I'm rering this correctly. I

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Speaker 1: think in oh yeah, maybe I don't know. I might

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Speaker 1: be reading this wrong, but it was eighty two minutes

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Speaker 1: and forty seconds. I don't know sports who you love that?

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you love that? Just anything to keep it going longer?

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Speaker 1: Is that like what a sports fan likes? Well, a

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Speaker 1: lot of people actually hate I mean, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how technical you want to get, but no, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to get like I don't know how deep like

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Speaker 1: you just corresponding right now? What's that? Remember when we

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Speaker 1: went to what is he talking to you from the

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Speaker 1: after life? Because he may have done talking to himself again?

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Speaker 1: Damn it? You just wait? What's that? You ate the

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Speaker 1: end of the bread? You ate the end of the

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Speaker 1: bread on purpose? Wait? What is that a thing? Is

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Speaker 1: that a bad? Are you someone who doesn't like the crust? Anything?

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Speaker 1: You like anything? I'm not a crust head. I don't

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Speaker 1: but if the crust is the only thing that is there,

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Speaker 1: you will eat it. So we're talking about the very

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Speaker 1: talking about a guy who ate Saul with his fingers

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Speaker 1: yesterday in front of the public. Yeah, and you said,

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Speaker 1: use a fry, And I said, what do you think

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Speaker 1: I call my fingers? They do look like fries, these things,

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Speaker 1: I mean, all fingers kind of look like fries. You're

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Speaker 1: look more like McDonald's fries, and mine look like the

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Speaker 1: ones that no one would eat. Yours look like wedges

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Speaker 1: tops if you put sour cream, some cheese, and a

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Speaker 1: little bit of chili on these things. But honestly, you

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Speaker 1: eating uh coal saw with your figures was something that

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Speaker 1: someone would do, is like a funny thing. But you

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Speaker 1: were doing it not to get meat up filment. It

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Speaker 1: was just were you trying. Was there any part of

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Speaker 1: you that was like, I'll wait un till she goes

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom to do this because I know that

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Speaker 1: this will be so this will get her attention. Well

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. I was going to go straight to

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Speaker 1: mouth like just yeah, like like I've done that. I

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Speaker 1: do that with the wrappers of my protein bars like

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Speaker 1: it's so melty and I just like, yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: going to do that. Also, cole slaw to me, there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of different kinds of cold slat. I like

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Speaker 1: extra mayonnaise in mind o. God, I just want to

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Speaker 1: I hate a wet coal slaw, like if it's watery

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Speaker 1: and just like no, there's there's a good cole slaw.

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Speaker 1: it's not stringy cabbage. Yeah, I just want to start

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Speaker 1: a show where you just eat that's some good slaw.

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Speaker 1: It's called good slaw. That slaw, folks, that's a good

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Speaker 1: slow I really want to start a TikTok account for

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Speaker 1: you called goodlaw, and we just give you different slaws

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Speaker 1: and you eat it with your fingers and you say

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Speaker 1: whether it's a good slaw or not. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 1: the barstool guy without yeah, without sexual harassing. Not quite

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Speaker 1: as much. It's just a little less. I felt sexually

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Speaker 1: harassed watching you eating. It's honestly very uh eating. I

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Speaker 1: always say eating putting in the dark in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the night is out of the thing without a

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Speaker 1: spoon is the most sexiest, like the most sexual thing

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Speaker 1: I've ever done. No fingers, just straight to the mountain. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Used to have a joke about how she would do

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Speaker 1: cone lingus on pudding cups. I know. Sorry, man, Well,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing, Jen, who we ate dinner with lunch with.

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Speaker 1: She I go, that's my utensils to hers. Just just

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Speaker 1: getting you. There's no excuse. I know someone took your utensils,

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Speaker 1: for for me. So I guess it was kind of

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Speaker 1: why did you ask her? I was rebelling against her

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Speaker 1: stealing my fork by my hands, I kind of I

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Speaker 1: don't know if that helped me. It was so it

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Speaker 1: just seemed like something you would do for a bit

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Speaker 1: and it was just a real honest I was hungry.

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Speaker 1: I wanted some, but you waited. You did the thing

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Speaker 1: where you wait till the end of your meal because

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Speaker 1: you think I'm probably not gonna eat that, because it

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Speaker 1: was like your dessert. What it looks like. It looked

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Speaker 1: like the way a baby would eat, like macaroni. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do have baby hands. So my buddy was on

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Speaker 1: I told you about that when he was on Real

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Speaker 1: World in New Orleans and the girl gave him the

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Speaker 1: nickname baby hands. Oh god, I mean you can't come

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Speaker 1: back from that, you know. He also had a really

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Speaker 1: like messed up leg. I don't remember this, so obviously

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Speaker 1: and she called hi baby hands. Yeah, baby hands. It's

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Speaker 1: ringing kind of about what was his name, Matt baby

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Speaker 1: And he had a really messed up leg. He got

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Speaker 1: it cut up in a boat like not an engine,

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Speaker 1: I like that. She didn't lead with that. I like that.

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Speaker 1: You know, most people would go, yeah, machette leg I

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Speaker 1: have small hands as him? Because you have he's smaller

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Speaker 1: if you type in Matt in the jacuzzi, they were

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Speaker 1: in the jacuzi and she goes, oh my god, you

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Speaker 1: actually wrote baby hands like him, a little is lower. Yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it seems like something they do, you know the Bachelor

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Speaker 1: they're just like a hot girl. One time, they're just

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Speaker 1: Like they just don't have she had nothing else going on,

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Speaker 1: like our chicken girl girl who has a chicken? Speaking

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Speaker 1: of birds, God, that that two can. I knew you

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Speaker 1: were going to love that video so obsessed with it.

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Speaker 1: It made me feel different about birds. I always said,

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Speaker 1: if you can't anything that people are going to see

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Speaker 1: that video, and we want to get two cans because

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Speaker 1: if I knowing what birds like, being an animal rights enthusiast,

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Speaker 1: I want a two can. Idiots are going to want

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Speaker 1: two cans, now what I'm saying. And they're just like,

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Speaker 1: and then they'll get in. The two can will not

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Speaker 1: be a sees this two can? But man, this two

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Speaker 1: can is so cute. Chester. What did he do for

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Speaker 1: the people who weren't on our text throat? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got it together. Chester is so affectionate When I have

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Speaker 1: little guest to say that he loves them. He's little

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Speaker 1: and he's got a big beak like a two can,

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Speaker 1: and he I am shocked at how caddly Chester is.

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Speaker 1: He always wants to be in my shirt or laying

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Speaker 1: on my shower. He cuddles so much. He likes to

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Speaker 1: loves to me listen to the sound sound. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: the sound he makes when it chip and then he

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Speaker 1: really did. I didn't you cut all a bird? And

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Speaker 1: I was proven wrong. No, they're so sweet, they get

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Speaker 1: I'm just worried. There's gonna be so many rich people

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Speaker 1: going because what they do when they want to get

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Speaker 1: And that's why birds should never be You should never

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Speaker 1: get a new bird that's been raised or like um,

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Speaker 1: you know bread, you don't get bread. Birds you don't

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Speaker 1: want you get a bird that's been there there, you know,

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Speaker 1: they're they've been surrendered or their owner has died. As

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Speaker 1: a bird lives long enough where you don't need it

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Speaker 1: as a puppy don't even know, baby cute, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't need a puppy bird. What do you call a

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Speaker 1: puppy bird? Um, a baby bird, a little chick. It's

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Speaker 1: Do you ever hook up with a guy with a tune?

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Speaker 1: And hatchling? Hatchling? Thank you? Yeah? When they're just like

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Speaker 1: they have sparse feathers and they're going, yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't need that. They don't have eyes yet, they're just

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Speaker 1: eyes are clothes. They're so so sweet. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: my sister's baby just stopped being a hatchling, you know,

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Speaker 1: like when they just look like they look like they

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Speaker 1: just came out. And now Forest is like looking like

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Speaker 1: he's like making faces and things like. That's very exciting.

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Speaker 1: He's smiling and I'm just like he was. My sister

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Speaker 1: sent a video of Forest just napping and he like

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Speaker 1: yawns and then he smiles, and my dad wrote back

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Speaker 1: to the chat, I'm sure he's dreaming about his grandpa,

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Speaker 1: and it was just like, oh God, stop making his

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Speaker 1: We would all be using it, but we're not because

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Speaker 1: this thing at some point called spirolactone, that lactinone that

423
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: some girls were taking on there and said it changed

424
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 1: their life. So I went and asked the doctor about

425
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 1: it because I struggled with acne for fucking ever, hormonal acne.

426
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,919
Speaker 1: But I've never I know you have pimble, but like

427
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: I know, I've taken it since you've known me. Yeah yeah,

428
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: And I don't think i've ever seen you with like

429
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: a white head zip white heads. No. But I get

430
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: like maybe a little something on the chin, maybe like

431
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: twice in our friendship. Yeah, I get chin and then

432
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: I get um like up around here around my upper job.

433
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: But I used to get it everywhere to it. I mean,

434
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: I had acne and they weren't just like little bumps.

435
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: They were ones that would just and they wouldn't heal.

436
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: They would just keep coming back, and they were just massive,

437
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 1: and then they would hurt and they would just you

438
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: couldn't There's no popping them because it would just make

439
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: it worse. It was terrible, and and I know anyone

440
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: out there with adult acne knows like as soon as

441
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: it goes away, one comes up a new one. There's

442
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: never a time where your skin is just fucking clear.

443
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: It was so annoy I'm getting mad about it, and

444
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: I haven't even suffered with it for so long. But

445
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor and got spear lactone. It

446
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 1: was fifty milligrams, and um, it didn't do it, didn't

447
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: do it, and I was like fuck. And it was

448
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: because all these message boards said oh it changed everything,

449
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 1: and I was like, finally my golden ticket and it

450
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: didn't do anything. And I was so upset, so I

451
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: quit taking it. Acne came back, and I was just like,

452
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: this is just my lot in life. And then some

453
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: went to a new um doctor who said, oh, you

454
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: should do a hundred, Like fifties not going to really

455
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: do it, go up to a hundred. And she was like,

456
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: but you know it can cause upset stomach and makes

457
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,640
Speaker 1: you pee all the time. There's a bunch of a bunch.

458
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of side effects for fucking spirit ACTA.

459
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: Let me read them so I can just see what

460
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die of, um, because I'm addicting on the show. Yeah,

461
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm just I want to see, like how it's gonna

462
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: go down. Dizziness, lightheadedness, stomach ups that, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headache, um,

463
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: and then yeah, it makes you have to pee all

464
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: the time. But man, it changed everything. Wait what about

465
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: the liver No, but like accutane that was first kid

466
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: took like if you couldn't drink on it or like

467
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, to funk you up forever. Too much

468
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: potassium so I can't eat too much bananas, which I

469
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,479
Speaker 1: wasn't even doing anyway. And I ran out the other

470
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: day and I was so worried because I was like, fuck,

471
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to tape the show and not have any

472
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 1: and my skin is gonna erupt and I can't. And

473
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,959
Speaker 1: I went to Mexican pharmacy. None of them have spirit.

474
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: They looked at me like I was crazy, even though

475
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, so many women are on this thing. What

476
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: is up? And then Andrew went and picked up a

477
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: prescription for me right before I left, and I thought

478
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: it was going to be my antidepressant and for sure,

479
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: and then he got in the car and he brought

480
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: it and I had just gone to I had gone

481
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: to so many pharmacies the day before looking for the stuff,

482
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: and I was gonna have Carlisle ship it, and like

483
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: it was going to take another two weeks, which would

484
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: have met my face would explode in that time because

485
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm already out. And then you brought down spear acting

486
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was so excited. I was

487
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: like shaking, rattling it around. But I did go to

488
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,199
Speaker 1: the pharmacy the other day and they didn't have it,

489
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: but I did get latins, which is the um no

490
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 1: latis is for your eyelashes. And they go, he goes,

491
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,639
Speaker 1: do you want this guy and or this kind? And

492
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: I was like, what's the difference? He was like price,

493
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, and they one was it was

494
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,919
Speaker 1: either fifty dollars or twenty five dollars, and I'm like,

495
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: what's the difference. He's like, same ingredients, but this one

496
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: is made in a their different lab and I'm like,

497
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: obviously I want the more expense of one because it

498
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: will be better, but also why if it's it's almost

499
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 1: like the Walgreens version of ibprofen, you know, I know,

500
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: I just I don't know when it comes to your eyes,

501
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: anything by your eyes. Like my buddy remember, yeah, he

502
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: got discount LASI and I was like, that's not what

503
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: you want to spend every dollar you have? Yeah, it's wild, man.

504
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: I was getting into plastic surgery stuff last night. I

505
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: think I want to do some stuff, not plast surgery,

506
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: but LiPo, because skinny girls get LiPo and it looks

507
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: amazing on my back. I just like want, No, it's

508
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: not back fat. It's just like I've got like a

509
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: You sent me those pictures the other day of me

510
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: walking on the beach and I can't get over how

511
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 1: much I look like like just a hunchbacked can massive? Man,

512
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: I look like a man next to these girls, and

513
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: I can't get it. Like sent me into a wild depression.

514
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: And I didn't think you stood out like that at all,

515
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: the only thing with your back, And I didn't even

516
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: think I sent you one photo. I didn't know that

517
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: I send you a photo with your back, but you

518
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: didn't have spray on your back, so you're back. Yeah.

519
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: I know. It was like my posture was all fucked

520
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: and I cannot I can't get my posture down, man,

521
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: Like it's when I put my shoulders back, it just

522
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: feels like a like stupid. It doesn't look right to me,

523
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: but it does. I was standing in the mirror trying

524
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: to practice, like how to stand during the show because

525
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: I cannot look like this around these girls that are

526
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: decades younger than me. I cannot look like technak you

527
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: know where you lean like this. But I just have

528
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: a low on my lower body. I have a lot

529
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: of just uh, I don't know, it's like thickness. I

530
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: have a thicker lower like back here on my flanks

531
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: and I just want to take it out because I

532
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: didn't know this. But like all those girls that have

533
00:29:53,440 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: like perfect little figures, they're all getting lipom fat up

534
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: fat And now what you ordered at the Mexican restaurant

535
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: the other night, I have at listen. I have been

536
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: depressed this weekend, so where I go. What I'm depressed

537
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: is like I need to fix my body and do

538
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: something different, and I'm like going kind of insane about medicine.

539
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah it's and I'm staying in a fucking cave at

540
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,959
Speaker 1: this resort far away and work keeps getting pushed. I

541
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: haven't worked in five days. We had a good day

542
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: yesterday though, Yeah, that was really fun. We went out

543
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: to um lunch and that was That's what I need

544
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: to do, is I need to force myself to socialize,

545
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: because man, I woke up at eleven yesterday and I

546
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: just wanted to go back to sleep because I just didn't.

547
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: I just I don't know if anyone relates, but like,

548
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: I just don't want to be awake. I don't want

549
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: to be like alive right now. I'm just depressed. And

550
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's so weird too, because we're

551
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: in paradise, and that's what makes it even worse. And

552
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: I think to depressed people get so much more depressed

553
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: in the summer. I think, or because you think you

554
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: should be outside, because everything says go outside and winter

555
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 1: at least matches the way you feel inside. But season depression,

556
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: it's to get seasonal depression. The other wise it's I

557
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: did the same thing. I do similar ship that, like

558
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: I'll get in shape during the winter and then get

559
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: fat during the summer. I don't know what the hell

560
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: that mindset is. I don't know. I let myself go

561
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: when it's nice out because it's finally you can relax,

562
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: Like I think you do the thing where you're like

563
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: gearing up for the summer, and then when summer hits

564
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, now I can just stop that. I

565
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 1: went to the gym yesterday like trying to get like

566
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: maybe because I realized I have Brady cardio, which is

567
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: my heart is like always really a low pulse rate,

568
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: and I was thinking about it. I think my depression

569
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: is linked to just having a low pulse because it's

570
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: just like and so I just need to get my

571
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: blood I just need to get my heart rate up

572
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: more often. So I went on the treadmill and was

573
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: walking on that thing, and then I just can you

574
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: ever get so depressed in the middle of a workout

575
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: you just give up because you're just like, um, nothing's

576
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: going to change in this next ten minutes that I

577
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: could go, I am going to look at my self

578
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: in the mirror this whole time, I changed my goal.

579
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: I go, you know what, you only wanted to do

580
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: ten minutes anyway, and then you make it and you're like,

581
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I made my goal and it's due I. Oh yeah,

582
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: you you trend on the treadmill, you press it down,

583
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: I mean, and then sometimes the calories that you burn,

584
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: which I don't exercise for calories, but it bugs me

585
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: when it shows you your calories and I'm like, I

586
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: haven't burned that many because this thing automatically thinks I'm

587
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: a man and unless I plug in my weight, which

588
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do to Yeah, I was just like

589
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was just in and then I

590
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: worked out, so I went to just go look at

591
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: the gym, but to go in and look at the gym,

592
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: you have to like sign in, and so I was like,

593
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: I'll just do it now. So I here in heels

594
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: and worked out. I was in workout of clothing because

595
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna go check it out. Then I was

596
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: going to go walk around the resort just to get

597
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: my blood flow and then come back. And then I

598
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: just worked out, and then I went and I listened

599
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift while looking at the stars, which is

600
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: really pretty. But I also was like, I can't do

601
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: this for that long. Um, I don't know why. I

602
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: was just feeling melancholy, and there was who looked at

603
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: the sky and like it doesn't change. You might see

604
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: a shooting star, but but you can focus on a

605
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: star and it starts to twinkle and like wink at you,

606
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 1: and you try to look for a sign. Like I

607
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: was trying to talk to people in my life, did

608
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: you hear anything? And no? I was just like maybe

609
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: it's I was just really in my feelings. But the

610
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: problem is when I'm depressed, there's no song that can

611
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: match my feelings. That's that's because music for me always

612
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: is me able to like what depression is. It is

613
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: no feelings. It's not because there was like, um, so

614
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: what do you do? Do you keep like searching for

615
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: something that's going to take you out of it. Masturbate

616
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: Maybe that'll take me out of it. Then I can't

617
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: come because I literally feel dead through yep um. I

618
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: will pull up Louise Hey um meditation on YouTube because

619
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: she talks about just like because I know that thoughts

620
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: are what make she was. She had this great point

621
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: Louise Hey, by the way, if you're ever in the

622
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: mood for some motivational stuff, this woman is legit. But

623
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: she was talking about how and I love this. Um,

624
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: if you're grateful for everything that you do, Yeah, if

625
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: you're grateful for everything you have from the universe, the

626
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 1: universe will give you more. It's kind of like if

627
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: you give someone a gift and they're just like, I

628
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: don't want this, I hate it, I hate everything I

629
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: have already, you're not gonna give that person another gift.

630
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: But if you give someone a gift and they're like,

631
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 1: thank you so much about the stupid thing you gave them,

632
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,280
Speaker 1: then the next time you see something that like, oh

633
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: they would want this, you're gonna give more. And that

634
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: just made so much sense to me of I just

635
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: need to be thankful for every literally everything, and then

636
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: the world will start giving you this stuff. Well with depression,

637
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like the best thing for depression is like

638
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: literally just being around other people, like something that simple.

639
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: I think when we try to do so many things

640
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: on our own, like we'll work out, I'll masturbate, I'll

641
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: play chess like or like solid tary the worst thing

642
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: for me. It reminded me of being on the road

643
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: when I didn't bring out my friends with me and

644
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 1: I would just like all day search for things that

645
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: would keep me from just eating. That's all I'm doing

646
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: because all I want to do is just go and eat.

647
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 1: All I can think about is food. It's the only

648
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: drug that is going to take me out of my feelings.

649
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: It's the only thing that's gonna make my adrenaline or

650
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: my dopamine go up in a real way. Nothing else will.

651
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: And so the whole day is just me trying to

652
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 1: do anything but that. But then you then you eventually eat,

653
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 1: and then you feel so bad that you over eight.

654
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: It's just like, I'm just like in it right now.

655
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 1: And then on your back that that's just a quick fix.

656
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 1: That just tells me, okay, well that now I can

657
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: look forward to. That gives me something to live for

658
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: because now I can get that schedule that and that'll

659
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: be something on my skin. And it's just like, what

660
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: am I even doing. We gotta get to the news.

661
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: Let's see if there's anything in there to cheer me up.

662
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: And I'm honestly having a good mood right now. Hey

663
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: it's Sunday, folks, you know what that means. It's actually Monday,

664
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: Yes it is. I hope you're having all the swells

665
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: out there we are, or at least I am Nikki Is.

666
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: I'm not on her back with a knife, right. I

667
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: do remember there was a girl in eighth grade who

668
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: was trying to erase her fat with a pencil eraser

669
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: and just like going and she was so sad. I

670
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: remember just being like, stopped that and she was just

671
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: like I wanted off and I was just like a

672
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: tiny pencil. I know, it was so sad. I got

673
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: to get the one that's connected to anything. Remember the

674
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: girls that would do the light and they would light

675
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: it for a really long time and then they would

676
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 1: turn it and put it on their skin and Yeah,

677
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: that was weird. Yeah that was weird. That was just

678
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: another self harmy thing that kids used to do. Uh.

679
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: News um poll d oh ship okay deep DJ poly

680
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: d with the p D in the news for I

681
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: Must Know It so he's running for president. He says

682
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: MTV recorded absolutely everything in the Jersey shorehouse. Those are

683
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: sex tapes. According to the reality star, there was someone

684
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 1: filming all night, even when they bring someone to bed.

685
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: They have the footage somewhere, so it's like a safe somewhere.

686
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 1: And Paul is not alone in his conviction that these

687
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: tapes exist. Those tapes exist. We always joke about it.

688
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: We're like, yo, where's that footage? So okay, they're straight up.

689
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: You know what, this reminds me of Secrets of play Boy,

690
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: that show I was watching. You know why Hugh Hefner

691
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: got to do whatever he wanted to do forever and

692
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: ever is because he would invite people to Playboy mansion.

693
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: That's why he would have these big celebrity parts. A

694
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 1: camera in every fucking room, so he would invite all

695
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: these celebrities. He has a video on everyone in Hollywood.

696
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: I mean, this was happening up until like five years ago,

697
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: I think, and he is he is something. All the

698
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: play men say he has a video on and that's

699
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: why they all stayed because they had revenge porn, and

700
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: so he has. He has girl. I mean, there's one

701
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: story that came out that he made a girl go

702
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: down on a dog. And so he has deplorable videos

703
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: of everyone either watching these acts or being a part

704
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 1: of them. And that's why any time a press article

705
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: would come out about a rape or any kind of

706
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 1: nefarious activity, he would just make a call and it

707
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: would go away because he has something on everyone. I mean,

708
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: that's politicians. I came by. So that's why the Jersey

709
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: Shore like they can't really really that. No, I'm just saying, like,

710
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,359
Speaker 1: it's interesting that there MTV could have something on them.

711
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 1: There'd be something if I were. If I were MTV

712
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: and needed Polly d to do something for me and

713
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: he didn't want to do it, I go, oh, that's interesting,

714
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,760
Speaker 1: you don't want to do it because I have this tape.

715
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: When you have that kind of footage, I'm not saying

716
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't that your employer has has you on

717
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 1: tape having sex. They probably do. I mean, I jerk

718
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: off in a lot of doghouses. It's crazy one house

719
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: that I was in and I don't know. They might

720
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: have had him in the They might have. There's definitely

721
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: footage of me jerking off in places. Because but I

722
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: haven't done anything illegal or something, and I wouldn't. I've

723
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: talked about it all on stage, so I'm if it

724
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: came out, I would be like Aaron what's her name

725
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: and be like to sue and get a bunch of

726
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: money for people seeing me naked. You know, Aaron Andrews.

727
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: But honestly, I wouldn't be that bothered but I mean,

728
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it wouldn't be bothered, but

729
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: I would turn it into something of like you know,

730
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: it would be a victimization. And so it's not like

731
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: you would. But what I'm saying is he has he

732
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: has stuff of them with underage girl. He is illegal

733
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: footage is what you have never had. UM. But I

734
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: was on right at the other night and they were

735
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: talking about UM where video cameras can be in airbnbs

736
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: and how to look for them. They're fucking everywhere and

737
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: the so someone in the comments, you know, the alarm clock,

738
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: if you shine your phone light into you know, um

739
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: smoke alarms and you in the holes, you know, if

740
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,919
Speaker 1: it's like a blue light back at you, then it's

741
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: a camera. There's some way to check anyway. But the

742
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 1: thing is there. They someone goes I used to work,

743
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: you know, decades ago for some company that put pinpoint

744
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: cameras in different things. And he said, there's no way

745
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 1: to check for it all if they want to have

746
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: there everywhere. And Hugh Hefner was doing this in the seventies.

747
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: He had he had videos in every room. So the

748
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: way the technology like in the grotto, he was getting

749
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: stuff underwater cameras. It's just funny to think of, like,

750
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: like how big the video tapes had to be, that

751
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: he had to high it was I can't wait for

752
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: that next I got caught on video. But I told

753
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: you this story about my brother when he caught me

754
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: yelling at the dog. I came home. I left a

755
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: dog for way too long. I got hammered, and then

756
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: I ended up having sex during the day. And then

757
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: I got a phone look always looking down the shame.

758
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: It was terrible. And then they were like, you got

759
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 1: the dog started to bark and yelp because it hasn't

760
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: eaten for too long, And so he was on camera

761
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: and they called me. He set off the baby cam,

762
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: and so my my sister in law called me. It

763
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: was like, you gotta get home and take the dog

764
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: out and feed him. How long had it been? I

765
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: don't even want to hear this. It wasn't that. It

766
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: wasn't it was. I probably left the house at like

767
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: ten am. They claim it was longer. I really don't.

768
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:05,279
Speaker 1: It was like ten am, like six pm, maybe later,

769
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: who knows, But it was long enough. And I stopped

770
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: and got a turkey sandwich and I took the dog

771
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: out and then I started going to year. I go,

772
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe you ratted me out, did a camera?

773
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: You ratted me out here, but like that, like just hammered,

774
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: like just like yeah and um, and I you know,

775
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: I didn't think of anything of it. I didn't. And

776
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: do you even remember saying that were doing it to

777
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: be funny? No? I no. I was just talking to

778
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: him because I was depressed on alone and trying to

779
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: get myself out of it, you know, So I thought

780
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: i'd have a conversation with Hubert. And then six months later,

781
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: I'm getting a beer with my brother and he's like,

782
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: you ratted me out, Hubert. You read him. He saw

783
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,919
Speaker 1: the whole thing on the gear. That's so weird thing.

784
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 1: I don't think we realized how often we talked to

785
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: animals and ourselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It'd be

786
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: very embarrassing. My god, yesterday I was watching I got

787
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: a new guitar and I was outside playing it, and

788
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 1: I set up my camera and I was just playing

789
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: a song, and then I was watching it later when

790
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: I was on the treadmill, just to distract myself to

791
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: see like if it sounded all right, And it was

792
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: so sad. There was a moment where I want to

793
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: play it for you because it's so freaking sad. So

794
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm playing guitar and then I just stop and look

795
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: into the ground. I'm not joking you for like a

796
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: minute without doing like just just a despondent stare into

797
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 1: the ground. Oh my god, it's so weird. Okay, oh

798
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 1: my god. Even with glasses on, you can see how

799
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: sad you are. I did not know I was doing that,

800
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: Like I forgot about the camera at this point. This

801
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: is like ten minutes into the reporting. It's you, guys,

802
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: this is not a still image. That's just me. It's

803
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 1: not no, it's still going. It's not still. It's still

804
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: going like hugging your own neck. It's still going out.

805
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then I started again. You guys

806
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: have to watch that on on the YouTube. We got

807
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: astram so fucking that. I should just post that on

808
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: my Instagram because I feel like people can relate to

809
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: that being that sad because I didn't even know that

810
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: I did that. That is That's That's an interesting thing,

811
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: is filming yourself doing something and then just leave it

812
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: on and forget, because you will every time I film

813
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: myself doing anything, whether it's like an ad for the

814
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 1: show or like I'm filming with guitar, I forget I'm

815
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: on camera and then I start, and you just don't

816
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 1: know what you're like when when you aren't around other people.

817
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: It's really interesting to see. That's why I was so

818
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,399
Speaker 1: impressed when I saw that Aaron Andrews, Like I didn't

819
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: see the footage, but the fact that she was alone

820
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,600
Speaker 1: doing her makeup and like, you know, a naked in

821
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: her hotel room and she looked good the whole time

822
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 1: is shocking. I've never been naked in my hotel room

823
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: and looked like sexy. It's always been like me parting

824
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: and my or just like wiping like spray tan, like

825
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: scratching my skin to get spray tann Ah. I'm by myself.

826
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 1: I'll be eating a pizza naked and like laying sideways.

827
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: So I've never fatter. I'm like doing the castanza, but

828
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 1: not even like Mermaid on the beach, and I'm my

829
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: legs are crossing my dicks probably like in between, like

830
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: I can't even see my cock inside my body. Yeah,

831
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: and I just have cheese inside my chest hair and

832
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm just like this is the Life. Okay, Um Brooklyn

833
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: Beckham and his fiancee, billionaire heiress Nicola Pelts. Pelts could

834
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: spend their honeymoon in space, as their wealthy friends planned

835
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: to spend five thousand dollars on a virgin galactic trip.

836
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: A source told The Mirror, between his family and Nicolas,

837
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: it's easy to get them on the Richard Branson's first

838
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: v I P space flight. The cost would be a

839
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: drop in the ocean. A lot of people will be

840
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: vying for the title of most impressive gift at his wedding. Okay,

841
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: so they're just gonna go into space for a honeymoon gift. Yeah,

842
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: for probably like five seconds. Would you go again? Would

843
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: you go into space? Did we talk about this? Um,

844
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 1: I have no interest. No, I bet you would go

845
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: into space. Nope, Really I don't space. It seems like

846
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: something you'd be like, I don't want to do it,

847
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: and then you do it and you're like, Nikki, I

848
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: love speling that you would really get into like with that,

849
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: Like you wouldn't think you would like it, but you

850
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: would like if if if I would do it for

851
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: a v and then I would end up like and

852
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: then you go, actually, I like it. That's how my

853
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: mom likes everything. I think is my dad has gotten

854
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: her into stuff. I think there's just I think. I

855
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 1: don't know. We go up an airplanes all the time.

856
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: We don't give a fuck. And it's like sixty years

857
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 1: ago that was space. Yeah, so people are looking out

858
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: the window and go, oh my god, I could see

859
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: him the rocky mountains from up here. Do you remember

860
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: with George Clooney where he goes into space up in

861
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: the space when he fired people on Mars? Okay, yes,

862
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: do you remember like in the ending where he just

863
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: like floats into the rest of the universe. That's what

864
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm scared of. Oh, I'm scared of just like floating

865
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: out into nothingness continued. Isn't that kind of like how

866
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 1: you were looking at the ground. What do you mean? Oh? Yeah,

867
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 1: that was that of you floating, Yeah, and just seeing

868
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: Clooney in your eye and your glass so weird. Um

869
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: wait a second, no, um? But you know, isn't space

870
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: kind of like the ocean, like if you get out

871
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: there far enough and you can't see any land. Isn't

872
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: that kind of the same vibe? Is there a fear

873
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:16,959
Speaker 1: of the ocean? To no one? Because deep ocean for sure. Yes,

874
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we saw whales yesterday. Was so I

875
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,479
Speaker 1: saw this video the other day on TikTok to hers

876
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: they like tagged like a great white shark and it

877
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: was like they tagged them in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

878
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: they hashtagged him. Yeah, they were actually tagging it. Yeah,

879
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: Gary to great white Yeah he's sucking blowing up right now.

880
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: I love his skincac it's wild, like he uses his

881
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: own cartilage, um so um yeah, he actually uses a

882
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: seahorse come for a skin by the way, I saw

883
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: a seahorse the other day. Those things are wild anyway.

884
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: So the shark is swimming and it's in like thirty

885
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: degree like it's bodied. It's like thirty degrees and it

886
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: gets lower and lower and then it goes to like

887
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: seventy eight degrees. So something ate it. What Yeah, something

888
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: ate a great white shark at the bottom of the ocean,

889
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,760
Speaker 1: like idea, space is the ocean? We don't even know. Yes, wait,

890
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: so something ate it And that's what they don't know.

891
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: They don't know. It got warm down worm warm. You

892
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: send me that tiptok Yeah, I gotta find it. So

893
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: Gary's not putting out content anymore. No, he stills from

894
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: inside the Greater Shark. The great Yeah, who knows what's

895
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: in there. We saw a whale yesterday and then then

896
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: I saw rocks that I thought was a whale, and

897
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 1: I just was watching these rocks for so long, being

898
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: like they're coming up again, and Andrews like their rocks

899
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: those are whales. Yeah. This whale was just really out

900
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: out in the sea, just flipping around, and it was

901
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: so cool. They're so freaking cool. Animals do bring me

902
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 1: out of a funk when they're just so cute and

903
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 1: they're so they remind you that everything's okay. I love animals.

904
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: I need more in my life. I really miss Luigi,

905
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: but he's depressed out there too at the ground. So

906
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 1: you're talking about yesterday me and Jen, my assistant uh

907
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: slash producer on the show. She was talking about how um,

908
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 1: we're talking about how our dogs get depressed on our

909
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,240
Speaker 1: behalf and how they'll like dogs can be your emotional

910
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: support animal. But anyone out there is a depressed person

911
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: and have animals, does your dog fall into a depression

912
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: too with you? Because much does Luigi will sleep until

913
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I mean, he wouldn't have gone out and past. You know,

914
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: I'll take him out eleven right before I go to

915
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: bed or whatever it is, and then he won't. Then

916
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 1: the next morning I'll be up, I'll be asleep at

917
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 1: one and he'll still be patiently waiting for me to

918
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: get up and and not making a big noise, just

919
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: like chilling. He'll go and take five hour naps with me.

920
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: It's it makes me so sad that I like, bring

921
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: that on my animal. But I think that's what happens

922
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: to your kids. That's why I'm scared of being a

923
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: depressed mother. Yeah, I don't want my kids to be like, oh,

924
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: mom's taking a five hour nap again. And I was

925
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 1: talking to someone about it and they're like, well, your

926
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 1: husband can play with the kids while you're taking your

927
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: depression nap. And I'm like, I don't want. It's just

928
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: scary when you when you have bouts of depression that

929
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: are like the flu. Oh yeah, I mean that was

930
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: my whole child, but that's not like the flu that

931
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: was consistent. Yeah, would she come out of it right?

932
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,919
Speaker 1: I would just hate it. And my dad wasn't there.

933
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: We were just watching, like living in that world for

934
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 1: a while. No, what do you think when This Boy

935
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: Meets Well, they got really British at the end of

936
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: that song when it would be like when this Boy

937
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: Meets World. Remember was at the beginning of Boy Meets World,

938
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: and then he got uglier and uglier, his teeth got

939
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,280
Speaker 1: more space, and then he had But Sean was a

940
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: right or strong, the guy, the old hot friend, the one. Yeah, yeah,

941
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: he was hot, he got he had a weird face.

942
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: I did a podcast with him, so I'm not going

943
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: to talk about his looks and call him ugly. I

944
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: didn't realize. But you know who that was a hot

945
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 1: one to me was the brother Eric God. He had

946
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: good hair. He was like Joey Lawrence kind of so cute.

947
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 1: We gotta go to breake. Let's come back with uh,

948
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: why do I care? Jon Lawrence and his brother were

949
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: like the Jonas brothers. Before did Jonas? Whoa? What? Did

950
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: he used to say? Who wait? Yeah? Yeah? No, it

951
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: was more like I'm just kidding, it's time. I think

952
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: it was. It was whoa? Whoa? Wait? Why was? Why

953
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: did every heartthrob have like a thing like Jesse on

954
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: full House was like half Mercy. I don't remember that.

955
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: Like for prior to sell T shirts, I mean look

956
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: at Bart Simpson. Oh yeah, I don't have a cow

957
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: man bunga. It was everything cow No, that was some

958
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: teenage meeting in turtles cowibunt guy. Okay, okay, break break break,

959
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:16,879
Speaker 1: We'll be back, all right. Why do I care? Why

960
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do you care? Nick Andrew? You

961
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: want to look up a little bit as you read

962
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: your phone, just so it's a little bit more. Yeah, yeah,

963
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: that looks good. Oh my god, your dirty phone. Look,

964
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 1: there's like, come on that phone. Whatever, dude, it's a

965
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: fucking twelve come okay. Janet Jackson Jane Jackson says she

966
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: and Justin Timberlake are good friends after Super Both scandal. Honestly,

967
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 1: the whole thing was and of course it was an

968
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: accident that should not have happened. But everyone is looking

969
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,720
Speaker 1: for someone to blame and that's got to stop. Justin

970
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: and I are very good friends and we will always

971
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,240
Speaker 1: be very good friends, always be connected by that moment.

972
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: I mean, do you remember where you were when that happened?

973
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 1: Uh was in my dorm room sophomore year of college

974
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: at the University of Kansas. I think I was at

975
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: someone's like a Super Bowl party of like a family friend. Yeah,

976
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: everyone was like that nipple popped out. It wasn't even

977
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: a nipple. It was covered with like a spiky ornament.

978
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: That is so not Yeah, it was not even now

979
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: that wouldn't raise but it looked like a nipple. That

980
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: was the thing. It looked like a giant nipple. No,

981
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: I think it was like at it was an ornament

982
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 1: that covered the nipple but attached to Yeah, oh maybe

983
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,439
Speaker 1: did she did we ever find out if she knew

984
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: about it. They had to have planned it well in

985
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: that quote she said it was an accident. Yeah, but

986
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 1: he pulled it off. It was totally planned. Why have

987
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: we know? Why has there been a final answer on this,

988
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: whether it was an accident or not an accident. I'd

989
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: have been the accident of thinking that was something they

990
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: could do. You know what I'm saying, like, where's the accident?

991
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: Because it was so intentional, give me a break it. Well,

992
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,720
Speaker 1: I don't think he was supposed to take off both layers.

993
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: I don't think. Okay, I could be wrong because she

994
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: had like a weird like red bro but then but

995
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: her Nipperly, how could you be wearing a thing that

996
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: could come off? Okay, she had a star but but

997
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: her nipple was coming through the start like it was

998
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: around it. Yes, it wasn't just a cover. If anything,

999
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: it probably accentuated her nipple. It's so funny that nipples

1000
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:35,879
Speaker 1: are such a big deal when men get to show

1001
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:40,240
Speaker 1: them all the time. It's so weird. Why because they're fat?

1002
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think there's fat, like there's like

1003
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: a bump in them, Like what is wrong with them?

1004
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. They are titillating, no pun intended.

1005
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson claims that she told Justin Timberlake not to

1006
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: talk about it after because remember he was like he

1007
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: didn't really come to her defense that much, right, I

1008
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: mean everyone wants to throw Justin under the bus after

1009
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 1: the Brittney thing, and how yeah he but the Britney thing.

1010
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: I was listening to our friend Claire Parker's podcast, The

1011
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: Celebrity Memoir Book Club. It's a really popular podcast now,

1012
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: and she was talking about the Jamie Lynn Spears uh

1013
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: book and everyone hates Jamie Lynn Spears now because of

1014
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: it's just I would be I heard, Can I just

1015
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 1: play something that has a documentary called it All for

1016
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: You that's out now? It's all for You? You don't

1017
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: really want it. That slow song that Janet Jackson sang

1018
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: and she was sitting between like the guy's legs with

1019
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: who had braids or dreads? Can I just play a

1020
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: Britney recent Britney spears Instagram with no context and just

1021
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: you tell me if this is let's play four year

1022
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: old or Britney spears sloating for some reason. Chicken, chicken, chicken.

1023
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: There's a white chicken. There's a brown chicken. There's a

1024
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: black chicken. There's an orange chicken. There's a red chicken.

1025
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:22,439
Speaker 1: How many chickens are there? There's one, two, three, four, five, six,

1026
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: seven eight. We don't have food. Baby, where are they going?

1027
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: There's just chillen. Don't they belong in a bar? Don't

1028
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: they belong in a bar? No? This is there in

1029
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: the wild, there in the wild. Okay, this one wants

1030
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: to come inside the car? Hi, chicken? Hi? Will it

1031
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: hurt me? Four year old or Britney spears three year old?

1032
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: I mean I heard that and I go, what's going

1033
00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: on here? That? I know that girls sometimes do a

1034
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 1: baby voice for guys, and and sometimes they played dumb

1035
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: like I've even done it before, to be like wait,

1036
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: like what do you do like you just like candn't

1037
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: do a little bit more, but to say brown chicken,

1038
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,840
Speaker 1: red chicken, black chicken, like it reminded me of shrimp soup,

1039
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: shrimp salad, shrimp sandwich from Bubba, and then underneath it,

1040
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: it's just like, go girl, live your best life. There's

1041
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: nothing of concern here. I'm just tired of the narrative

1042
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: switch now that she's free of like everything she does

1043
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: is totally mentally sound and like we are all we're

1044
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: there for it. I am here for this. And it's like,

1045
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: if this would have been posted when she was under conservatorship,

1046
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: you would have said this was a red flag and

1047
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: a cry for help. So what red chicken. I love

1048
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 1: Britney Spears and I've always have, always will, but that

1049
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: video did not make me go yay free Brittany. I'm

1050
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,960
Speaker 1: so well yeah, I mean, at what point is supporting

1051
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: someone a detriment to them? Like it's that's I guess.

1052
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: The question is, like, you know, when she's naked with

1053
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: barely you know, covers on her, imagine if like and

1054
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: I know it sounds whatever cheesy, but like you're a

1055
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: fifteen year old your her son and you see whatever

1056
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 1: your mom almost butt naked on Instagram and then with

1057
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: choppy editing, with your friend with choppy editing, and then

1058
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:31,560
Speaker 1: read the comments and everyone's like, you go, girl, you're

1059
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:35,040
Speaker 1: the best. I you know, I get it, like be

1060
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: naked whatever, it's just nudity. I get that. But really

1061
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: think about if that's your own mother, because that's how

1062
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 1: like I would look at it. And I'm like, I

1063
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: don't think anything's changed since she's become free in terms

1064
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: of her captions and her videos. To me, nothing's changed

1065
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: except she has gotten a little bit more outspoken, which

1066
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 1: has only made me realize she was she um. Someone

1067
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: just needs to like just look at just edit a

1068
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: couple of where held without people stealing her money? Like

1069
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: I think that's how about that, okay? And I don't

1070
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: think like here her boyfriend, I think he's just like along,

1071
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: he's a yes guy, Like he's just like along for

1072
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: the ride. How how long could you put up with

1073
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 1: a hot girl that likes to count chickens and say

1074
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: what color they are if there's no other animals on

1075
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:24,040
Speaker 1: the farm, or maybe it's good they belong in a barn,

1076
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 1: don't they belong in? That was the only thing that

1077
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: I go, not a four year old belonged. The word

1078
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: belong is not a four year olds word. That was

1079
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: the only indication that that, I mean, tone of voice,

1080
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: everything about that. I mean, obviously this girl is suffering

1081
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: and has been through a lot, and there's some sort

1082
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 1: of stunted, arrested development there in her voice, because that's

1083
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 1: the voice of a child, but with one vocabulary word

1084
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: that a child would use, which makes me think of

1085
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: that twenty two year old girl that's actually looks like

1086
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 1: she's eight. And and here's what happens. She can't do

1087
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: anything wrong, and like and if if you even say

1088
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 1: that she might, yeah, you're gonna get stabbed in the throat.

1089
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: And it's like you can you can say this was

1090
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: crazy and in the same voice you go, I feel

1091
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 1: bad that society treated or that way. You know what

1092
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: I mean? You can say both without you don't have

1093
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: to stand everything she does. I'm just saying coming from

1094
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 1: some just I want to just say that I don't

1095
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: think everything's okay based on that chicken video, that there's

1096
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: something that there's been maybe head trauma or like that

1097
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: is just a person who who if if I start

1098
01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: talking like that, wouldn't you go, did Nicky hit her head?

1099
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: Did she is she suffering some kind of head look

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01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: around and talk like that and let's no, I don't

1101
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: even want to do it because it'll be mocking it.

1102
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 1: But if someone you know, an adult person you know,

1103
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: started talking like that, you would say they had a

1104
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: traumatic brand injury, yeah, or like yeah, something something happens

1105
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 1: when something did you know? So for people to go

1106
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: l O L I love the like and just let

1107
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: me read some of these comments. What I love. I

1108
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,960
Speaker 1: love that purple hair. Britt you can rock it all girl,

1109
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: I love the purple hair. Queen. Your body is beautiful.

1110
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: Nobody in the world is perfect. Don't worry, we love you.

1111
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: Don't ever say your body isn't perfect. It is because

1112
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: her caption was all about how her body and the

1113
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 1: paparazzi add rolls and everything. It's just the video. Yeah,

1114
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,920
Speaker 1: I mean the chicken video was one of the like

1115
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 1: five video series. I think we're they're all just ignoring

1116
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: the chickens. The chicken part or maybe we didn't see

1117
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 1: it was a deep gut yeah. Um I and before

1118
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: we get to top one bottom one, because I know

1119
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 1: we need to get to it. I don't know one

1120
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:46,959
Speaker 1: more brittany thing. I just want to say, did this

1121
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: sound good to everyone? Like? People? I thought this was

1122
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,200
Speaker 1: going to get kind of made fun of a little bit,

1123
01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: but everyone was like, that is so good? Is that

1124
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: one of the chickens? That is that good? I know

1125
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: everything's it's that to me. When I first heard that,

1126
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: I thought there was someone in a car accident on

1127
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: my feet, Like, I think I heard it on someone

1128
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: else's phone next to me. Yeah, I thought that was

1129
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: that her, Like warm up? Is she doing warmups? Does

1130
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: she have her finger in her ear? I mean I

1131
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: can't do that. Okay, that stuff sounds good, but the

1132
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 1: first part, I mean I couldn't hit that note either. No,

1133
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: you're right like that? Yeah, like I guess I kind

1134
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: of hit it, but you can't hit it right like,

1135
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: and she has bad a cute sticks like everything is

1136
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: not built for that. But yes, I just don't. Am

1137
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: I wrong in thinking that doesn't sound good? Well? There

1138
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: were people, Yeah, No, you're not wrong. Every you should

1139
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: see the comments under this. She can't do wrong. It's

1140
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: not I I feel I feel crazy. That's what I'm

1141
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: starting to feel like, Is I feel crazy? Really? Virus

1142
01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:28,680
Speaker 1: wrote under this said someone wrote vote, she wrote vocal Bible. Um.

1143
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: Someone said, uh, this just extended our lives. Someone said

1144
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: meet me at three. Someone said a new song. Oh

1145
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 1: my god, Brittany is coming. Here's the thing her doing

1146
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: any music. People are so fucking happy. Then the dancing

1147
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: and the chickens like there. If she puts out an

1148
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 1: album right now, it would destroy like people want her

1149
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: to go. I would love it. I would love it too,

1150
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 1: I would love her. Okay, there's some comments that are

1151
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: actually acknowledging it me when someone steps on my toe

1152
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 1: while in line for pizza hut. Yes, okay, so there

1153
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: we have one acknowledgement with the top are yelling at

1154
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 1: that person. Oh oh my, that's a great there's probably

1155
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 1: there's probably that. Is that the eighteen thousand likes, and

1156
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 1: then everyone the uh yeah, everyone's actually kind of agreeing

1157
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 1: with them. Oh yeah, this is a roller coaster, you

1158
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 1: know what. I'm just glad that someone acknowledged that this

1159
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 1: isn't perfect because I felt crazy. Let's get to top one.

1160
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 1: Bottom one. Today's category is potato chips. Potato chips? Can

1161
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,680
Speaker 1: we do corn chips? To like any kind of chip?

1162
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 1: Okay a chip? Okay? A chip? Okay, good because I

1163
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: think I have um one that's uh mostly corn based. Um. Andrew,

1164
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:54,400
Speaker 1: let's start with you. We're going to start with the

1165
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 1: bottom because we always like to end on top. Um.

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01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 1: You're going to say tu, and it's probably mine as well.

1167
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 1: The Friedo Friedo, Brittany, that's what I say, Friedo. Yeah,

1168
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: let's just snack chips like brands are flavors. Oh, I'm

1169
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: thinking brands. I mean we really this is a loose

1170
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: So you think Frito's those ones with like the scoops

1171
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,520
Speaker 1: are the worst. Well, there's the thing you gotta I mean,

1172
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 1: if you add any kind of like french onion dip,

1173
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 1: you gotta add a dip, just straight up Friedo. Yeah,

1174
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: you're not getting Someone goes into a store and they're like, hey,

1175
01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: let me get not even like the flavored Frito's, just

1176
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: like straight Friedo. That's a guy that eats raisin, like

1177
01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 1: raisin brand without disagree. I think Fritos are delicious. So

1178
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,000
Speaker 1: if I was one of the store and I go

1179
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 1: they have Frito's and we have no depa Frito's or

1180
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 1: plain tortilla chips, plain, They're they're in the same ballpark,

1181
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:57,120
Speaker 1: I would say texture wise, that's close actually because I

1182
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,560
Speaker 1: kind of I kind of like the hardness of a Frito.

1183
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: M hmm, this is tough. So what if so we're

1184
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: going Frito is your least favorite of all the snacks, chips,

1185
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 1: of all chips of all Like what about what about Cheetos?

1186
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: Do those kiunt what chetos? You love Cheetos? Okay, she does.

1187
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:19,080
Speaker 1: I just don't understand what they're why the why the shape?

1188
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 1: What are they made of? I mean all chips are

1189
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,560
Speaker 1: made out of it. They just look like buggers. Yeah.

1190
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 1: I saw some Derito videos like this is your Doritos

1191
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 1: before and it was just like just like larvae like Larva,

1192
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 1: like just like like this is your chips, and I'm

1193
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: like okay, oh god, I don't need to see that ship. Yeah, okay, No,

1194
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,120
Speaker 1: what's your least favorite chip? The Doritos has to be

1195
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: in my bottom? Doritos just playing not to cheese Dorito

1196
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 1: just like well we're talking about brands, right, No, no, no, no,

1197
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: what kind of dorito? Yeah? What kind of Dorito? I guess? Like, well, okay,

1198
01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 1: so I don't like it because it's so like manufact

1199
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 1: uctured to hit every single one of my Like, um,

1200
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:09,200
Speaker 1: it's like the sound the fact. Yeah, like like even

1201
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: down to to what the crunch sounds like, so that

1202
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 1: I want to eat more and more of it. So

1203
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 1: I just don't like Dorito's. I mean, I guess they're

1204
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,479
Speaker 1: all designed for that. We don't confuse. So you like

1205
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,680
Speaker 1: them too much, then you hate them. I don't. I

1206
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 1: don't allow myself to eat them because I'll just eat

1207
01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 1: the whole bag. Ah wow, an interesting take on the

1208
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,440
Speaker 1: top one bottom one. So because they are so appealing,

1209
01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 1: let's avoid them. Now. How do you guys feel about

1210
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: a good commercial for Doritos? It kind of is. Actually

1211
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 1: they're so good, just one campaign of lace, but for

1212
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,320
Speaker 1: Doritos um for my least favorite, I'm going to go

1213
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 1: lace like Ruffled, I think, yeah, sorry, cream and onion

1214
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:59,200
Speaker 1: are fucking cher cream, No ruffles. Ruffles is the brand?

1215
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 1: Sorry Ruffle? Uh yeah, sour cream and onion ork delicious,

1216
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 1: but ruffles just plain I don't like, Uh you know what. Actually,

1217
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:10,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go lays plane lays that if they're just

1218
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 1: too oily. They make me sad to eat. They're just

1219
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:16,599
Speaker 1: too oily and they're not fun, and I need something

1220
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 1: with them. I want some kind of dip with them,

1221
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: and they're just too plain. I just I don't like

1222
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: PoTA chips anyway. I've never have there. Sometimes there's like

1223
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: a green part of them. I remember there used to

1224
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: be like Booker chips that we used to call them.

1225
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:33,479
Speaker 1: My waspy friends like their dads would always have like

1226
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 1: plane chips with a sandwich, and I I never understood it.

1227
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: I never understood just a plane my parents plane chips.

1228
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 1: And then there's this grease stain on the paper plate

1229
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:47,760
Speaker 1: and it makes me sick. It makes me sick. One

1230
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 1: time during play practice um in high school. It made

1231
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard the other day because it was

1232
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,040
Speaker 1: the first time, I think one of the first times

1233
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: where I was like, I'm funny, or just the way

1234
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:00,000
Speaker 1: I talk is funny. There's been a couple of times

1235
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 1: I was like this recently where I've realized that, like,

1236
01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm just funny. The way that I move and talk

1237
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,240
Speaker 1: makes people laugh even if I'm not trying to. Like

1238
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 1: the other day when I got out of that police

1239
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,040
Speaker 1: ticket and I was doing this like, yeah, I was

1240
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 1: just celebrating, but these guys were laughing so hard at

1241
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:17,880
Speaker 1: my reaction and like and you know, doing it and

1242
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,640
Speaker 1: then at the massage the other night, I just like

1243
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:22,720
Speaker 1: stripped down my clothes as soon as the woman like

1244
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,519
Speaker 1: would turned her back, and she started laughing, and she

1245
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 1: and they all started laughing, and I was like, Oh,

1246
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm just like a The way I move is funny.

1247
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: And there was this time at play practice and Justin

1248
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,559
Speaker 1: Courson was sitting next to me. We were like partners

1249
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,639
Speaker 1: on this. We had to sit in this courtroom scene

1250
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: it was like forever, and we were on this bench

1251
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,640
Speaker 1: and beneath us was like a seven foot drop. It

1252
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: was like bleachers, but there was like a seven foot

1253
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 1: drop that if we leaned back it would be up

1254
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: catastrophic injury for both of us. And I used to

1255
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,720
Speaker 1: one day, I look back and I go, that is

1256
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: just sick. And he was like, that's the funniest thing

1257
01:10:57,160 --> 01:10:59,120
Speaker 1: to say about a drop off, and he would just

1258
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 1: everything he go, that's just it became this running bit

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01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:08,760
Speaker 1: of like just something I said became a thing, and

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01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: he was so funny that I just remember being like, Oh,

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01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,760
Speaker 1: I said something funny, but I didn't mean for it

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01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: to be funny. It was just disgusting. I mean, that's

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01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:18,640
Speaker 1: the funniest ship is when sometimes I feel like I

1264
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:21,360
Speaker 1: over analyze like funny now of like what I say

1265
01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:23,680
Speaker 1: is it witty enough? But some of the funniest ship

1266
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 1: is just like that's why beetle Juice was so fucking

1267
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: funny on Howard Stern. You just say things like you

1268
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: didn't think about And the idea of like a seven

1269
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 1: foot drop, it's like, let's drink a mountain dew and

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01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: fucking like sick, sick, Like it's such a small drop

1271
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 1: to be sick, like it should be six feet It's

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01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:45,599
Speaker 1: just to be disgusted by things that aren't viscerally like

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01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 1: gooey or gross. Is funny to be like that's sick you. Yeah, no,

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01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:59,040
Speaker 1: I was saying, like that's sick, like that could kill us.

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01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:03,959
Speaker 1: Oh well that is kind of badass too, Like that's

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01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 1: it does work both ways. Back to chips, favorite chip

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01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 1: um ship, I'd have to go with hockey. I'm googling

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01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:15,639
Speaker 1: chips right now and I've never had a tackey. There's

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01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 1: some chips you know where you know what are great

1280
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:21,759
Speaker 1: chips zaps, which is like and it's kind of because

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01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:23,600
Speaker 1: it's like a New Orleans chip and that's where I

1282
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: went to college. But there's a there's a chip called

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01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 1: the Voodoo Chip, and it's like it's so many different

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01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,599
Speaker 1: flavors and it's just my mouth is watering like crazy,

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01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 1: and it's crunchy. It's crunchy. And I'm not always a

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01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:38,640
Speaker 1: big crunch head with chips because it will cut my

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01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:42,360
Speaker 1: where I don't have teeth. But about a baked leg?

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01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:44,600
Speaker 1: Do you like those because they're softer? I like a

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01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,960
Speaker 1: big leg because I convinced myself on being healthy or

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01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:50,360
Speaker 1: like a It's like you're eating salad salad chips? What's

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01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 1: the other chips? Even though I do put them in

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01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:55,280
Speaker 1: my salad, I crunch them up. Salad turn chips are

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01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:58,599
Speaker 1: better for that too. What's the harvest cheddar? The sun chip?

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01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:02,559
Speaker 1: You convince yourself as healthy? Oh? Son chips? Yeah? They

1295
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 1: have like a lighter texture, almost like an air fried texture. Yeah,

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01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 1: and it's just I don't know why, it just seems healthy.

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01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:12,719
Speaker 1: What's your what's your best chip? Noah? My favorite chip

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01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 1: is an uts red hot? Wait a second, Google, are

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01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,559
Speaker 1: like eight cents to for a biggass bag. It's definitely

1300
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:26,920
Speaker 1: like a budget potato chip, but it's like red hot.

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01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: Oh that gives me cankersource just looking at their so spicy,

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01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,240
Speaker 1: but like it's like a sweet spicy It's like the

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01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,519
Speaker 1: best I love it, feel like you get in Arizona?

1304
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:39,760
Speaker 1: Can you get those in a in Arizona? I wish

1305
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,160
Speaker 1: I would buy you a ton of them if I did.

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01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:45,320
Speaker 1: And I have so many pimples after Oh you get

1307
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: pimples from chips. From those chips, yeah, oh my god?

1308
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: Can you want to eat four of them? It's the

1309
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: well I guess this is in contrast to what I

1310
01:13:56,439 --> 01:13:59,040
Speaker 1: don't like about the dorritos. But you eat it and

1311
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: get so spicy they you have to eat another one

1312
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 1: because it's like a little bit set at first, and

1313
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 1: then really spicy, and then you just eat the whole bag.

1314
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,320
Speaker 1: It's like when you get a pot brownie and it

1315
01:14:08,439 --> 01:14:10,160
Speaker 1: makes you eat half of it, and then you get

1316
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: high and you get hungry and the only thing you

1317
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 1: have to eat is more brownie, which makes you more high. Also,

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01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:20,400
Speaker 1: uts is like the shitty It's the Domino's pizza of chips.

1319
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:24,599
Speaker 1: Like I like shitty pizza, like I like Tostitos pizza.

1320
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,280
Speaker 1: Like I used to fucking make the way that it

1321
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: was my face and I would rip it apart. I

1322
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:31,559
Speaker 1: didn't know how hungry it wasn't always already eating. I mean,

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01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:33,439
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that my least favorite chip is

1324
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:36,080
Speaker 1: a salt and vinegar, and then I thought about it.

1325
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: In my my fucking mouth is graphic. It's like pus

1326
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:48,680
Speaker 1: when you see like fucking David, what David? I was

1327
01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:52,240
Speaker 1: thinking about five? I was thinking, uh, David Quartet or

1328
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:59,440
Speaker 1: Dan Cortets. I was thinking of, like this is an empty,

1329
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 1: empty V heavy shot. I was just thinking of, like

1330
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: what would make your pussy weight? And then I was

1331
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:08,559
Speaker 1: gonna go David dicovney and I just froze. But Dan Cortez, David,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's like when you're from the statue,

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01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 1: um your favorite chip um? I uh, my favorite is

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01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,600
Speaker 1: the Texas grill friedo that has been discontinued, but I

1335
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:28,400
Speaker 1: used to get them every day in high school. Oh

1336
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: my god, the Texas girl. They so they had little

1337
01:15:30,360 --> 01:15:32,799
Speaker 1: marks on them, like your dad was out there barbecue

1338
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 1: and them on the grill. They were these it's probably

1339
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,599
Speaker 1: too hard to make them, do you see. Oh yeah,

1340
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember that Texas. Oh they were so freaking good.

1341
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,439
Speaker 1: But you know, if we're going and this woman, oh,

1342
01:15:44,439 --> 01:15:46,439
Speaker 1: that's Reba McIntyre. I guess she was on the commercial

1343
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:50,679
Speaker 1: front when because it's probably like hard to stamp each one.

1344
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,280
Speaker 1: I don't know why they stopped making them, but they

1345
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,880
Speaker 1: were so freaking good. But I am you know, Barbecue

1346
01:15:56,960 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: baked Lays are probably the one. I'm not a chip pad.

1347
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,559
Speaker 1: I really don't like chips. I don't like anything that

1348
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:05,360
Speaker 1: it's just going to be like so much fat and

1349
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:08,160
Speaker 1: just a snack that. Chips have never filled anyone up.

1350
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 1: They never do. You eat the whole bag cheeseballs in

1351
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:15,600
Speaker 1: a can. I funk with that heavy, and I potatoes

1352
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: sticks in a can. If we're talking about cheese puffs,

1353
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 1: like the ones that are really puffy, yes, like the

1354
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:23,759
Speaker 1: one's not even like from the regular like the utches

1355
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:27,679
Speaker 1: of cheese pots, yes, yes, just stuck my fingers after

1356
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 1: like it's cold. See. I like those better than cheetos

1357
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:37,559
Speaker 1: because cheetos are like those Why is it solve in

1358
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:41,080
Speaker 1: your mouth? Like? I love that? Like a styrofoam. Oh

1359
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,320
Speaker 1: the cheese paws, Yeah those are good too. Yeah, I

1360
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:49,360
Speaker 1: like a styrophone. I like when it just melts, just melts, pirates,

1361
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:54,080
Speaker 1: booty hirs that that stuff underneath your tongue. Yeah, and

1362
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:56,840
Speaker 1: you think you're being healthy too again, Oh yeah, those

1363
01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 1: are so good or um. I used to love animal

1364
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,920
Speaker 1: crackers because those would give you so much of a

1365
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 1: composite of like a new Uh. They would just give

1366
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:14,439
Speaker 1: you that jaw jaw storage of warm. Sometimes I would

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01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 1: eat the head and be like, I'm a I never

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01:17:17,479 --> 01:17:19,519
Speaker 1: someone who looked at my food before I ate it

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01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:21,599
Speaker 1: and was like, oh, I'm gonna eat this color thing,

1370
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 1: or I'm only gonna like I used to get those

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01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 1: gummy sharks, you know, shark bites, and I would just

1372
01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:29,599
Speaker 1: blow past the white one and people would be like,

1373
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:31,040
Speaker 1: you're just saying a white one, and I'd go like,

1374
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was supposed to, like look at

1375
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 1: it before I ate it. I'm not someone. I'm just

1376
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:38,519
Speaker 1: a scarf for you are too. I'm a very big scarfer,

1377
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:46,000
Speaker 1: but I do. Maybe that's what happened today. Yeah, swam

1378
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 1: past my lunch table in seventh grade. All right, well

1379
01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,439
Speaker 1: let's call this a let's let's call it a show. Uh,

1380
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:00,200
Speaker 1: we we made some progress. I feel like I've been

1381
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:03,120
Speaker 1: a better bood. I'm fucking so hungry. I'm so hungry now.

1382
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,280
Speaker 1: I have to go to a fitting right now. It's

1383
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 1: not I'm not in the mood. Um. What are you

1384
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:11,679
Speaker 1: going to do for lunch? Noah, we'll probably go out somewhere.

1385
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's fun. It's Sunday, Andrew. Where are you gonna

1386
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,839
Speaker 1: go for lunch? Either that bar we went to yesterday

1387
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:21,160
Speaker 1: or district? You gotta go zippers alone? No, no, there's

1388
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,720
Speaker 1: a bunch of people going to watch football. Oh yeah,

1389
01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 1: you're watch football. Okay, we gotta go. Andrew's kickoff has

1390
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 1: already happened. He's freaking out right now. Fine, what's happening already?

1391
01:18:28,600 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, David, all right, we gotta go.

1392
01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:39,559
Speaker 1: Don't Jackie from Howard Stern Jack he's a joke band

1393
01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:43,639
Speaker 1: to Martin Ling too,