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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. And I just gotta say

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Speaker 1: I think it's going to be so cute when we

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Speaker 1: have entire families opening their Christmas gifts Christmas Morning and

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Speaker 1: every single person in the family gets the same Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey look and Jeffrey hoodie. Will that be cute?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: And the one person who opens before and spoils it

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Speaker 3: for everyone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, It's way better than matching holiday pajamas. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you that. Get yourself and your family, your friends matching

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Speaker 1: gear with Brook and Jeffreys merch for a cause. One

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Speaker 1: percent of proceeds are going to action against hunger Brooknjeffrey

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Speaker 1: dot com. And you know what, We love you for it,

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Speaker 1: and we'll start the show right now. Thanks for being here.

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Speaker 3: Every year, it tops the list for many people as

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Speaker 3: their favorite Christmas movie talking about Home alone.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's greaze.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And I don't know

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Speaker 3: if you saw this, but there's a video on TikTok

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Speaker 3: that's got over six million views of a guy breaking

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Speaker 3: down the cost of groceries back in nineteen ninety versus today.

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Speaker 1: Oh when Kevin goes grocery shopping.

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Speaker 3: It was that famous scene if you remember, where Kevin

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Speaker 3: goes to the grocery store and buys himself a bunch

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Speaker 3: of items for the house. Yeah, he's getting stuff like

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Speaker 3: tide detergent, orange juice, wonderbread, saran wrap, a TV dinner

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Speaker 4: And the lady's like, how do you have all this?

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Speaker 4: Where do you live? And he's like, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 4: tell you. You're a stranger.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's smart, kids smart.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And in the movie, his entire hall comes to a

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Speaker 3: grand total of nineteen dollars in eighty three cents.

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Speaker 1: That's it. That's all it costed that movie.

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Speaker 3: If he pays with a twenty dollars bill.

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Speaker 1: One thing of laundry detergent costs.

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Speaker 4: I think tide pods costs more.

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Speaker 3: And so in the TikTok they go out and find

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Speaker 3: the exact same items at the store today and minus

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Speaker 3: the TV dinner because that brand from the movie's been discontinued. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so they just added five bucks for that. But the

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Speaker 3: grand total of Kevin's grocery trip, if it was purchased today,

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Speaker 3: would come out to be yea seven hundred dollars no

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Speaker 3: even no, oh no, sorry, seventy bucks. There's still a

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Speaker 3: lot of money, almost four times close to two hundred

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Speaker 3: and fifty percent inflation on supprise in like.

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Speaker 1: What twenty five years or something. How old is this movie?

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Speaker 5: Thirty three years?

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Speaker 1: Thirty three years?

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Speaker 3: So Kevin, what about to search for more loose change

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Speaker 3: around the house if he was left alone there this year?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this movie came out before Alexis was born. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said, it's an old movie.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's weird.

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Speaker 1: Breaks me out.

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Speaker 6: I guess.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that gives us something to be

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Speaker 3: appreciative for this year or not appreciative.

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Speaker 1: You know what, though, even if he was buying it now,

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Speaker 1: Kevin's family could afford that, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: She'd be like, can I get a fidget spinner?

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Speaker 3: I don't feel bad for him. Now, let's throw it

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Speaker 3: over to our favorite child star, the McCaulay culkin of

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Speaker 3: Radio our own digital Jake.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, Jake. It's getting close to Christmas, and while

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Speaker 5: it should be a very joyous, exciting time, it's actually

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Speaker 5: kind of stressful. And I don't mean for families getting

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Speaker 5: to come up with different holiday themed trivia questions. We've

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Speaker 5: covered Christmas movies, Christmas songs, Christmas sayings, even Connor the

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Speaker 5: frat boy reindeer. It feels like we've done it all.

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Speaker 1: We all know that Connor was the one bully and Rudolph.

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Speaker 4: Right exactly.

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Speaker 5: Those reindeer drinking games. So I know this is going

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Speaker 5: to be unpopular in the middle of December, but we're

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Speaker 5: moving on to Valentine's Day. It's sky Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 5: special day honoring Saint Valentine. And what was Saint Valentine's

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Speaker 5: favorite holiday? Christmas? So we're back for another Christmas scraping

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Speaker 5: the bottom of the barrel edition of Story and a

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Speaker 5: half seconds with Alexis very valid Christmas all right, Brook,

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Speaker 5: you're first, Okay, your category is Christmas wishes and Holiday

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Speaker 5: kisses against Alexis.

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Speaker 1: What kind of category is that? I mean the thing

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Speaker 1: with wishes, Like everyone has a different Christmas wish.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes when you go to Mal Santa you can get both.

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Speaker 3: Oh you got to pay a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Extra, I think since you brought that up. I mean

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Speaker 5: She gets it right, Brooks betting on Alexis. Here's your question.

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Speaker 5: There's a tradition where there's a certain plant that hangs

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Speaker 5: to kiss the person next to you. That plant is

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Speaker 5: called mistletoe. Play it is called mistletoe. Okay, may have

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Speaker 5: but is it safe to eat? What?

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's safe to eat.

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Speaker 5: I'll forget that tree. It's not safe to eat. Consuming

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Speaker 5: mistletoe is poisonous, and European mistletoe is more toxic.

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Speaker 1: Munch on the.

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Speaker 5: Brooke get been on a lecsis and she got it right.

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Speaker 1: He's the person that had to figure that out.

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Speaker 3: Connor the foe of his bingers, brook is safe for

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Speaker 3: moving on to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, jeff your category is this Yule Tide is lit?

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Speaker 3: Maybe this is sort of like a gen Z type

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Speaker 1: If it's going to be lit or it's just about Christmas?

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Speaker 3: Or the fire mule log. Yeah, can you eat yule log?

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Speaker 3: Is it safe to consume? Yeah? I'm gonna go back

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Speaker 5: Old reliable. Jeff's betting against Alexis. Here's your question, Alexis,

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Speaker 5: there's a tradition whose origins are a bit unclear, but

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Speaker 1: A pickle?

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Speaker 5: Digital Jake's house, It is a pickle, and the tradition

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Speaker 5: traces back to Germany, where someone hides it in the tree.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my kids have been practicing fighting the pickle for weeks.

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Speaker 1: They keep hiding it from each other to train for

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey invites me to find the pickle once a day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Christmas pickle.

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Speaker 5: You bet against Alexis. She got it right. So you're

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Speaker 5: getting shocked. I learned.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know.

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Speaker 3: Christmas pickle were a thing.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a pickle.

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Speaker 5: We're onto you. Your category is why be clause? I said, so?

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Speaker 7: Clause be clause I'm assuming it's about Santy or Missy's

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Speaker 1: a little cat.

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Speaker 3: Ooh.

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Speaker 7: Man, Well, I think Alexis knows and loves all those things,

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Speaker 1: Say she gets she does love claws.

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Speaker 5: Jose's betting on Alexis. There's another popular Christmas tradition where

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Speaker 5: everybody gets a certain type of fruit placed inside their stocking.

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Speaker 5: The person with the biggest fruit has to eat it

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Speaker 5: right there before they can open any of their presents.

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Speaker 1: Is it like getting iced, but with free.

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Speaker 5: What kind of fruit is it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe we're going to save shape. It's a banana.

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Speaker 3: Why is Christmas so perverted?

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Speaker 5: It was not banana. It was an orange. The tradition

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Speaker 1: We used to always get an orange in our stocking,

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Speaker 1: but I think it was because good old Saint Nick

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Speaker 1: just wanted to fill it up.

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Speaker 5: After all that, Jeffrey is getting shocked, Jose is getting shocked.

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Speaker 5: And that was three and a half seconds with Alexi.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well, it came back to bite me and

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Speaker 3: jose So we're gonna get shocked while singing, have yourself

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Speaker 3: a merry little Christmas? All right, have yourself merry little Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Hard be love.

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Speaker 1: That was good. You guys should go Caroline together, you

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Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the.

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Speaker 6: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna ask a brutal question here. Okay, why

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Speaker 3: do you think so many people have left our company

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Speaker 3: in the last few years? Is it downsizing?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Is it because radio people generally lie on their resumes

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Speaker 3: I mean, those could be factors for sure. But where

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Speaker 3: we work, I know eighty seven percent of people have

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Speaker 3: left after drawing Brook for Secret Santa, because, let's face it,

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Speaker 3: do not want to get.

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Speaker 1: I love everything?

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Speaker 3: Do you? Of the workforce here decided it was better

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Speaker 3: to quit than face your wrath. And it happened to

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Speaker 3: one of our listeners recently, because she drew the one

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Speaker 3: person at her company she couldn't stand the most. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: But instead of quitting, she decided to do something even

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Speaker 3: they would never forget.

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Speaker 1: You said I'm scary and people don't like.

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Speaker 3: You said that I just got five things. Did it

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Speaker 3: backfire on this lady? Maybe you're gonna hear what happened

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Speaker 3: in your brand new and then she'll quit when she

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Speaker 3: draws Brook again. Mass Speakers coming up. You can't hear

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Speaker 3: me confession, I can't take back o arms.

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Speaker 5: Mouse Speaker.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and everybody knows

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Speaker 3: the true spirit of the holidays is about being with family,

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Speaker 3: spreading joy and confessing to horrible things that you've done

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Speaker 3: that taunt you every day of your life.

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Speaker 4: The season.

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Speaker 3: Yay Christmas. And in keeping with that holiday spirit, we

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Speaker 3: have some listeners who want to tell us about their

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Speaker 3: past for a special holiday edition of The mass Speaker,

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Speaker 3: starting with a woman who's going by the name Connie.

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Speaker 3: To so, Connie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Thank you guys, Hello everybody.

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Speaker 1: Oh you so it, Connie. You sound like a joyful person,

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Speaker 1: even with a voice changer on. Connie, great great, I'm

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Speaker 1: in my soul. It's very dark, but the word conn.

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Speaker 3: The rus is working all right. Connie, voice changer is on.

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Speaker 3: You are now the mass speaker. So whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 3: go ahead, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I've been working almost fifteen years at my company.

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Speaker 3: Oh, congratulations, thank you.

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Speaker 9: And every year, of course, we do Secret Santa like

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Speaker 9: most companies.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, god Brook, why do you sound so defeated?

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Speaker 1: Those are always so much work you end up getting something?

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Speaker 1: Are you the reason we stopped doing this?

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's there, like a ten dollars gift or something

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Speaker 3: you have to buy for somebody. Sorry for asking a

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Speaker 1: Much other effort that also has to happen anyway, continue.

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Speaker 3: Connie, Connie, So I.

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Speaker 1: Do no worries, no worries.

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Speaker 9: So you know, unlike most companies, our company has a

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Speaker 9: strict rule that during Secret Santa you're never allowed to

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Speaker 9: tell who your secret Santa was. Okay, ever, right even

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Speaker 9: after the holidays, after opened the gift.

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Speaker 1: Why are they so adamant about it?

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Speaker 6: Do you know?

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Speaker 9: I don't really remember why?

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Speaker 3: Okay, probably a Connie's company. Everyone's just terrible gift givers, so.

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Speaker 9: Maybe so. But all right, So going on one year,

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Speaker 9: I drew my boss's name. Okay, I despise him.

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Speaker 1: Oh so maybe that whole congrats on fifteen years? Was

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Speaker 1: it the right thing to say?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I think no.

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Speaker 9: The thing is I don't really have to interact with

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Speaker 9: when I do have to enter acted him, if you

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Speaker 9: make one mistake, I mean, he's such a micro manager,

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Speaker 9: and on top of it, he's always man explaining everything

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Speaker 1: Explain to me what it is, explains that interesting. You're welcome,

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Speaker 1: Explain something very obvious.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's normally very obvious. You're not a big fan

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Speaker 3: of your boss obvious? No, no, no, no, that's hard

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Speaker 3: to do when you have him as the secret Santa, Like,

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Speaker 3: what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like I have.

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Speaker 9: To get a gift for him, you know, and I

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Speaker 9: ing dong, I remember answer the.

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Speaker 1: Imagine to your mind over the door, Connie, what's back there?

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Speaker 9: I was trying to make it like Christmas.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, it's the.

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Speaker 11: So I remember that no one can reveal who the

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Speaker 11: little end to do whatever I want gift wise, never

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Speaker 11: be found.

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Speaker 1: As your opportunity for a little revenge is what it

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Speaker 1: sounds like.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, well, well I'll just tell you what I did

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 9: I gave him a gift, and the gift was I

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Speaker 9: baked him chocolate brownies, which are I have a great

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Speaker 4: Not double chocolate chocolate.

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Speaker 3: I bet he's a diabetic.

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Speaker 1: Either that he's a Labrador Retriever and he's gonna die.

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Speaker 9: I ground a dog biscuit.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I thought there was going to be something else.

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Speaker 9: And he loved it.

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Speaker 1: I was joking with the dog.

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Speaker 9: I thought like he would be this tastes weird or no,

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Speaker 1: Suddenly he's going around the office sniffing everyone's butts.

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Speaker 9: It's so now every Christmas, whether I have his name

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Speaker 9: or not, I thank him brown.

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Speaker 11: Radio watch him.

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Speaker 9: All that is my new holiday this Christmas?

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Speaker 6: Is this?

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Speaker 1: You hear the joy in her voice.

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Speaker 4: I know it's pretty funny and it's like not gonna

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Speaker 4: make him.

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Speaker 1: Sick, maybe just slightly illegal. I'd watch out, don't get caught.

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Speaker 3: And none of you curious what those brownies taste like,

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Speaker 3: and they sounded like the might actually.

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Speaker 1: Become big weird.

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Speaker 3: For Brooks cooking. Wow, Connie, well, thank you for sharing

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Speaker 3: that with us. Happy holidays.

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Speaker 9: By the way, thank you guys for letting me get

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Speaker 9: that off my chest. Holiday.

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Speaker 3: We're definitely we're not opening any gifts that come from

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Speaker 3: Connie this year. Text into seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: will hid your identity, mask your voice and make you

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Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. We got your phone tab coming

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Speaker 3: up right after.

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Speaker 6: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We have reached number two of the top phone taps

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Speaker 3: of the year. In our countdown of the top ten

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Speaker 3: phone taps of Christmas, I get so.

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Speaker 1: Excited to hear what they are because I don't know yet.

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Speaker 1: We all voted, oh my gosh, this is number two.

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Speaker 3: Who is featured today. It's our own Jose Bolanos, who's

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Speaker 3: putting bro code to the ultimate test when he calls

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Speaker 3: the best man of a wedding to see how far

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Speaker 3: he's willing to go to protect another dude in the

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Speaker 3: groom wedding party, especially because it's the guy that he's

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Speaker 3: never met before. And I still can't believe what jose

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Speaker 3: got this best man to do during the call. It's

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Speaker 3: your number two phone tap of the year right now.

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Speaker 10: It's brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps to Christmas number two. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 10: this is Paul.

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Speaker 2: Uh Yeah, hey me.

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Speaker 3: My name's Keith. Look.

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Speaker 12: I know we haven't met. I'm Nate's best man and

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Speaker 12: I'm supposed to call you about setting up his bachelor party.

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Speaker 2: Yeah man, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 12: Hold on, Look, dude, I'm in some serious sh right

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Speaker 12: now and.

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Speaker 3: I need your help. Okay.

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Speaker 12: Look, my wife she thinks I'm messing around on her,

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Speaker 12: and I think she's either like track my car or

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Speaker 12: my phone or something. But I just saw her pull

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Speaker 12: up right now outside, and I am I'm screwed.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I don't know what you're like, what's keep talking about.

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Speaker 12: I'm at a massage parlor, you know, like not one

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Speaker 12: of those credit ones, you know, like a freaking massage parlor.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 2: You know I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 12: Bro, I don't think you understand how serious this is.

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Speaker 12: This is my third strike with her. She's gonna be pissed.

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Speaker 12: I need you to vouch for me.

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Speaker 2: Please, Like, what can I do, dude? Like I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: on the phone with you.

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Speaker 12: I told her that I was meeting up with an

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Speaker 12: old college friend from Australia.

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Speaker 3: His name is Jack.

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Speaker 12: When she comes in here, I need you to be Jack.

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Speaker 2: I can't do it in Australia.

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Speaker 5: Please.

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Speaker 3: She's walking in the door. Pea.

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Speaker 4: Are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 4: Babe?

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Speaker 1: How they don't babe me? Don't phone man in this

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Speaker 1: disgusting massage parlor.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, honey, I was pranked? What Jack pranked me?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: My Australian friend. He gave me the wrong address that

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Speaker 4: he set me up. I don't even know where I am.

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Speaker 1: You think I'm talking about?

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Speaker 7: Seriously, I'm on the phone with him right now, Jack me, Jack, dude,

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Speaker 7: you got me so much trouble.

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Speaker 4: Man in the.

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Speaker 1: Auction Hello, Hello Jack? Is this Jack?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How do you know my husband.

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Speaker 2: From college?

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Speaker 1: From Polish?

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Speaker 2: Buddy? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Great?

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Speaker 1: And what college did you go to? Jack?

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Speaker 2: Like you mean down under?

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Speaker 5: See?

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Speaker 12: I told you I studied abroad in Australia that one semester.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound real desperate right now, Jack. This isn't

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Speaker 1: the first time I've caught Keith with pants down, if

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Okay, this was based.

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Speaker 4: My pants aren't down though, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Just okay, shut it, Keith, just shut it.

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Speaker 4: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Two other times, one time with my cousin. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how that makes me feel?

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Speaker 2: You don't know what you say about that one?

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Speaker 1: Oh, now you're speechless. Now you're a speechless Australian. I've

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Speaker 1: never met one of those. Jack.

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Speaker 2: Oh joking Ryan, huh huh.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even understand what you said. What you are

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Speaker 1: saying doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Even speak accident as you seen that. Yeah, we always

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Speaker 2: joked around. Coach.

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Speaker 1: He jokes around by sleeping around.

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Speaker 4: He's a prankster.

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Speaker 1: Wow, funny, that's Jack.

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Speaker 4: If I ever remember Jack, it's me.

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Speaker 1: So you're expecting me to believe that you just pranked

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Speaker 1: my husband and sent him to one of these filthy

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Speaker 1: massage parlors.

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Speaker 2: I thought it would be funny, my by day funny.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's nothing funny about this place. It's dark.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's CD.

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Speaker 2: It won't be doing that again.

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Speaker 5: What was that?

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Speaker 2: Okay, it won't be doing that again.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're starting this out a little irish.

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Speaker 2: I did have a huge drinks this morning, and every

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Speaker 2: time I drink I stand a bit o funny.

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Speaker 4: And now you see where we're friends. Let's babe, let's

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Speaker 4: get out of here. You and me, let's go, let's

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Speaker 4: go home.

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Speaker 1: Did you say something else in that accent though, come.

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Speaker 4: On, honey, he's already done enough. Let's let's leave him alone.

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Speaker 1: Like, you know, just maybe something hot.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, it's been in the Hame scene which you need

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Speaker 2: to kick up the bakshike.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know what the hell that means. Go like,

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Speaker 1: could go somewhere, go where.

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Speaker 2: We said you went prank, you know, having a go.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, that's perfect because we're having to go with

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Speaker 1: you as in this is a go because it's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: We're doing a prank phone call on you. It's Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, okay, you.

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Speaker 4: Can drop the accent now, bro it was.

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Speaker 1: So mad, it was so mad.

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Speaker 2: Put me on the spot. I'm like, I don't even

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Speaker 2: thinking I know how to do an Australian accent.

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Speaker 7: But you had my back though, And you're a great guy.

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Speaker 7: I can see why you're the best man. You're amazing.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, thank you.

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Speaker 6: Wake up every morning? Was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Is there anything more innocent and sweet in life than

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Speaker 3: a newborn baby's cute?

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Speaker 1: What a snuggle one right now in their.

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Speaker 3: Tiny little hands, wide eyes, and they're just so vulnerable. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean you could completely roast them and they can't

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Speaker 3: say anything back.

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Speaker 4: Sid ugly baby.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it might sound cruel.

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Speaker 1: I want to give them tony kisses.

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Speaker 3: Want to One of our listeners actually went there. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: and now she's in big trouble with the moll.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The only way that she sees to get out of

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Speaker 3: this is with a little segment that we call textual healing. Hater,

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Speaker 3: I'm just asking, is it possible to unroast a baby?

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Speaker 1: I remember, we're.

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Speaker 3: Gonna find out right after this text you will healing

454
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 3: text you wal You know I've said this before and

455
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: I'll say it again. Okay, It's amazing what you can

456
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: do with just one finger.

457
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: Nor words have ever been spoken.

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00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 3: My friend. Absolutely. I mean, you can summon a passing

459
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 3: card and get a ride, pop one in your mouth,

460
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 3: suck the extra cheeto dust off of it, or when

461
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 3: someone cuts you off, on the freeway. All it takes

462
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,719
Speaker 3: is one digit to let them know how you really feel.

463
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: A powerful number.

464
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 3: But maybe the most useful thing your finger can do

465
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 3: is send out the perfect text message from your phone.

466
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Speaker 3: Else's going, Okay, let's just focus on the texting. But

467
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 3: what if you don't know what to say, Well, that's

468
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 3: when you email us for a little finger assistance in

469
00:23:54,119 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 3: a segment that we call textual healing Alexis if you

470
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 3: haven't heard it before, it's our way of helping out

471
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 3: listeners who have an issue in the text apartment. Maybe

472
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 3: they aren't very good at texting, maybe the situation's a

473
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 3: little uncomfortable. Whatever it is, we're willing to help them out.

474
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,919
Speaker 3: And who's today's honored guests that need some textual healing.

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Speaker 3: Her name is Edie. Edie, welcome to the show.

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00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 8: Hi, thank you for having me.

477
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: Oh man, you say that now, Edie. We'll see where

478
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: we end up by the end of this.

479
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,919
Speaker 3: So tell us about your situation and how we can

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00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 3: help heal you textually.

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00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,479
Speaker 8: Okay. So I have this group of friends who I

482
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 8: meet up with every month. There's like fifteen to twenty

483
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,199
Speaker 8: of us, kind of like a women's circle, but like

484
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 8: a cool one. We like hang out and have drinks,

485
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 8: like a happy hour kind of thing.

486
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 1: And I pictured bongo drums and the Indigo girls just

487
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 1: that that's my type of not.

488
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 3: That okay, Okay.

489
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 8: I like a lot of rose. I love them. I've

490
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 8: become really close to them.

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00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:46,560
Speaker 1: Okay.

492
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 8: And one of them just had a baby.

493
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

494
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 8: Well, so that's kind of where this all stems from.

495
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 8: So like on our group text change, she sent us

496
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Speaker 8: a picture of the baby when the baby was born,

497
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Speaker 8: just announce it that the baby had been born. And

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00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 8: I was actually with a few of these women when

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00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 8: we got the text, like in person with them, okay,

500
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 8: and I said something that like I thought was going

501
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 8: to be funny. And I kind of like knew maybe

502
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 8: it was like a little bit of an off color joke,

503
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 8: but I just like kind of wanted to get a laugh.

504
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 8: I was just like, oh, look, she popped out a

505
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 8: mini Danny DeVito.

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00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,639
Speaker 3: Oh no.

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00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: Wait, and she was she was on the text thread.

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00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 8: Well, i'd have said it out loud, I didn't say

509
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 8: it like on the text okay.

510
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 3: I mean that would be brutal.

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00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 1: That was your response to her, here's my baby? Okay?

512
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: That makes more sense. Okay, you're just talking with your girlfriends.

513
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, And I like, obviously, I know it's not

514
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 8: the nicest thing to say, because I wouldn't say it

515
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 8: to her face, right, but like beabes always look a

516
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,160
Speaker 8: little weird when they come out. They're like a little squishy,

517
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 8: and I just like, I was just joking, so yeah,

518
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 8: it's funny anyway. Then the next month, our meeting comes

519
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 8: around when we're normally hanging out, and I didn't get

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00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 8: like a text saying we were meeting, and so I

521
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 8: texted the group's dead and I was like, where are

522
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 8: we supposed to meet this week? And I didn't get

523
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 8: a response. But then I got a response just from

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00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 8: the mother of the baby, and she texted me, Okay,

525
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 8: I want to read it to you. Hell let me Okay.

526
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,919
Speaker 8: I pulled it up, so it says so dot dot dot,

527
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 8: I hear you think I have an ugly.

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00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: Baby rated you out. Why would they do that?

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Speaker 8: I don't know. And I feel like I can't even

530
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 8: try to send a message to those women and be

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00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 8: like which one of you did it, because that also

532
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 8: makes me look bad.

533
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: They're lower than you, and you didn't even say ugly baby.

534
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: You were just making a Danny DeVito joke. If anything,

535
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: Danny DeVito should be insulted.

536
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 8: I mean, I know, I just I do feel bad

537
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 8: because I would be hurt if I heard that someone

538
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 8: said that about my kid, Like, but I don't know

539
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 8: how to respond to her because I do really want

540
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Speaker 8: to apologize and I do want everything to be like

541
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 8: I don't want to not be part of the group now,

542
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 8: and it feels like I kind of am now not

543
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 8: part of the group, and I want to be able

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00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 8: to heal that and move forward.

545
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh wow, God, Okay, dude, that's a lot.

546
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: That is a lot. So we need to come up

547
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 3: with a text to apologize to this mom for calling

548
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 3: her baby a minnie. Danny Devia. Here's the thing.

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00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: You didn't tell the mom to her face, Like, I'm

550
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: really in between right now? Do you play dumb? Like

551
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I mean, because that's an

552
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: easy text, so then you can one find out which

553
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: of those which of those ladies ratted you out?

554
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 3: Is there any chance though that that would work? Because

555
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 3: I feel like when people play dumb when obviously they

556
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 3: know something wrong, I mean.

557
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel like then other people are going to

558
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 8: say that I lied, like and then I look even worse.

559
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 1: Maybe you're a very cool friend group by the.

560
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 7: Way, you just admit what you said, but you clarify.

561
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 7: I think I feel like, oh wait, did somebody tell

562
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 7: you that that was a joke?

563
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 4: That's not at all.

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00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 7: I never said ugly, don't want to lie likes honesty.

565
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: I I didn't say lie. I just said doesn't know.

566
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: Well she does. She never said the ugly part, so

567
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: like she didn't actually say that. And I think that

568
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 1: it's important to get to the bottom of who who

569
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: because obviously the woman who told her this, whoever it was,

570
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: did it in a very spiteful, meaningful way.

571
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 3: So you think she said, say who told you? Who's

572
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 3: the snake?

573
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 1: I don't.

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00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 8: I don't want it to feel like that.

575
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: No, I don't want that either.

576
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 3: Well, maybe instead of running away.

577
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,719
Speaker 1: From this, here me to jump into it.

578
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 3: What if you double down, like what you don't.

579
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: Think Danny DeVito's cute question mark?

580
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly, like, am I wrong? He does look like

581
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 3: Danny DeVito And Danny DeVito is in my bucket list.

582
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: Said no one, no one believest list thing. And then

583
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: you're putting the baby in the bucket list.

584
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 3: No, but then you know what, then it's funny.

585
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 8: You just I don't hate though, like the idea of

586
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 8: like being honest but also being like, well, Danny DeVito

587
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 8: doesn't have to mean ugly exactly.

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00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could clarify like, oh my god, no, I

589
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 3: didn't mean that in a negative way, Like I think

590
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 3: Danny DeVito's really cute.

591
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: So just say what you don't think Danny Tomato is adorable?

592
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mark, and then and then put a little baby

593
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 3: emoji next to it. You need to put emojis in

594
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 3: here to try and lighten this up.

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00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: And to be honest, Danny DeVito very round like a

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00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: child exactly.

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00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 8: I mean he really, But I do feel like I

598
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 8: need to still say I'm sorry.

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00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, just say I am so sorry. But don't

600
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: you think Danny DeVito's kind of cute?

601
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 3: Kind of like I didn't mean it in a bad way,

602
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 3: don't you think Vito?

603
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know he's wrinkly and ball.

604
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 3: No, no, no, don't don't. Don't describe all his bad features.

605
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: You just ball, he's a little overweight. I don't think

606
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: you do any of that.

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00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: Honestly, those are words you could use to describe a baby. Sure,

608
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: but you don't need funny Okay. I I thought we

609
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: were leaning.

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00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 3: In less is more here broke. Okay, maybe we lean

611
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 3: in later, okakay after the initial text. We just need

612
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 3: to be vague here, right.

613
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: You don't think Danny DeVito's cute? Question mark? Okay?

614
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 3: Man a baby emoji with an old man emojo?

615
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think we need the old man emoji.

616
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 3: Okay, just a baby, yeah.

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00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: Thank you?

618
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 8: Maybe like a little hard eye emoji? Is that weird?

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00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's good.

620
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 8: I like it. Okay. So I'm saying, oh my god,

622
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Speaker 8: I'm mortified. I didn't mean.

623
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: It that way.

624
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't think Danny DeVito's cute.

626
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 8: Okay, you don't think Danny DeVito's cute. I mean, in

627
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 8: some ways he really actually kind of is if you

628
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 8: think of him as a baby. Also, he like dressed

629
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 8: up as a baby and that.

630
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: Listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now. She's a

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Speaker 1: new mom. You're not dealing with logic, okay, You're dealing

632
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: with a lot of hormones. You're dealing with sleep deprivation.

633
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: She's very fragile.

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00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 3: Okay, So Eadie go ahead, you finish up texting now,

635
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 3: we're running short on time.

636
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 8: I'm gonna send it right now.

637
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: We're going to play a song. We'll come back, we'll

638
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 3: continue textual healing. See if that mom responded right after this.

639
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 3: Our textboard is flooded with messages right now from listeners

640
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: defending Danny DeVito good looks. People are saying he's a hunk,

641
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 3: he's an adonis. I have no idea, But the reason

642
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 3: that this is happening is because one of our listeners, Edie,

643
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 3: made a comment to a group of her girlfriends that

644
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 3: one of the other women's babies kind of looks like

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00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 3: a mini Danny Devita.

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00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: The newborn baby, brand new.

647
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 3: And you know, she meant it as a joke, just

648
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 3: to be funny. But afterwards, apparently one of them spilled

649
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 3: the beans to the mom's.

650
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: So malicious, Like, what possibly could you gain from that

651
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: other than outing this girl? And they hate you.

652
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 3: It sounds like normal women.

653
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 6: It is not.

654
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 5: It's not.

655
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

656
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 3: After that happened, Edie was not invited to the next

657
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 3: get together with that group of women.

658
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: Caddie.

659
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 3: In fact, she got a text directly from the mother

660
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 3: calling her out, and then eating needed our help responding back.

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00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 3: So we came up with a text that was trying

662
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 3: to be lighthearted and also run towards what she said,

663
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 3: something along the lines of, like, we didn't mean that

664
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 3: in a bad way. You don't think Danny DeVito is

665
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: really cute?

666
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, with a hard eyes emoji and baby emoji.

667
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 3: Right, And so Edie sent that a few minutes ago.

668
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 3: Has the mom responded yet?

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00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 2: She has?

670
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: Okay, oh that was a big sight. Why what did

671
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: she say?

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00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 8: So she sent like a little eye roll emojio.

673
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 1: But good that she's using emojis. That's a good if

674
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: you're super angry, you're not going to go to the

675
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: emoji keyboard.

676
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 4: I don't know. There's a swearing one. There's like a

677
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 4: middle finger.

678
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 3: Were there any words?

679
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, So there was like that emoji. And then

680
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 8: she said he's not cute, he's a troll. You called

681
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 8: my baby a troll.

682
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: Oh, I think you just say that's not what I

683
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: meant at all.

684
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 3: That's what we already said.

685
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: No, but I think you read do it. And then

686
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: that's when you go into the details, like he's wrinkly

687
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: and bald, and so is Danny DeVito. Like I don't

688
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: think that that's bad.

689
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 5: Why don't you.

690
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 7: Ask a question, Why can't you just say why would

691
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 7: I ever call your baby a troll?

692
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 4: Like that question alone will make her a thing.

693
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 3: I think that we keep trying to stick with funny. Okay,

694
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: funny is the thing that fixes everything, I know. But

695
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 3: maybe we need to Maybe we need to be even

696
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 3: more obviously joky, because we can still use Brook's idea

697
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 3: of adding in some of the specific details. But what

698
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 3: if we're like, no, seriously, like he's bald, he's got

699
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 3: his wrinkles, Like did you see him in the movie

700
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 3: Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's the better looking one. Oh

701
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: my god, Jeff Well, I think they haven't seen the

702
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 3: movie Twins, Yeah, which is a really funny movie with

703
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 3: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.

704
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 1: I think you just say I meant less. I would

705
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: say I meant less troll, more wrinkles and balding in

706
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: a good way, in a good way, exactly a good

707
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,959
Speaker 1: way way. Baby, wrinkles are adorable.

708
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 3: What do you think, Eadie?

709
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 8: Okay, I like that, like less troll, more wrinkle and yeah,

710
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 8: I feel like that's good.

711
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we're riding that right now, and some emojis.

712
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 3: We need to put emojis on its keep the humor going.

713
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 8: I'll do like I'm the old bald man emoji.

714
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then do a laughing emoji after.

715
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 8: So it's like, yeah, okay, all right, I'll do that.

716
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 3: Okay.

717
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 1: Should we have asked her how she was doing?

718
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: Okay? There yet, Maybe that'll be another text.

719
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 1: Okay, you just had a new baby, are you doing? Okay?

720
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: Do you need anything? I mean, now you could like

721
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: turn yourself into a helpful friend, like can I bring

722
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: by dinner? Dude? I'm telling you you guys don't gift

723
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 1: anything to a new mother, but like dinner.

724
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 8: Wait guys, Okay, hang on, she texted back. She texted

725
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 8: bus really quick.

726
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 3: Okay what she say?

727
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 8: Okay, it says, so we're going there. A couple ladies

728
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 8: in our group said, your daughter looks like a tiny

729
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 8: Jimmy Kimmel.

730
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 6: Oh no, my god.

731
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 8: She's upset that I said something about her kid, and

732
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 8: now she's gonna throw that back about my kid and

733
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 8: like my daughter like not even like a boy.

734
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 3: Okay, well I understand, but look, if you're gonna dish it,

735
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 3: you have to be able to take it.

736
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: I mean laugh ye for yourself definitely.

737
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, he said that she has a son and

738
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 3: you have a daughter. Maybe Jimmy and like that. I

739
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 3: like that Jimmy and Danny get together a little playdate.

740
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: They could be the next Hollywood power couple. Yes, say that,

741
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 1: just laugh and say, oh my god. They could be

742
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: the next Hollywood power couple.

743
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 3: Danny and Jimmy there a couple.

744
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: Then could be dimmy.

745
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 8: Okay, so I'll do like the little laugh emoji and

746
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 8: then yeah, like they're the future Hollywood power couple.

747
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 4: I actually want to see that movie.

748
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 3: Yeah you send that out?

749
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 8: Yeah I sent it.

750
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is taking a better turn now.

751
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 3: I feel like we're over the hump.

752
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: On her side. I don't say that it's taking a

753
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: better turn yet. On the new mom's side.

754
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 8: She already texted what you say it says, OMG and

755
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 8: then three laugh emojis.

756
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 6: Yeah we got it.

757
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: Okay, oh good, Okay, Now you tell her that you're

758
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,799
Speaker 1: going to bring your dinner. You got to bring your

759
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 1: side kind of.

760
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: Like that you.

761
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 3: I mean, this feels this does feel like the right

762
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 3: time to be more since we cracked the door open

763
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 3: a little bit. Now we need to pry it open

764
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,280
Speaker 3: all the way.

765
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: And just say because you already have a daughter, like,

766
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: oh my god, I understand how hard it is to

767
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: be a new mom. I'd love to bring you dinner.

768
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 8: I'll bring her like a really nice dinner that she

769
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 8: could just like put in the oven and cook really fast.

770
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, exactly.

771
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what are you going to say?

772
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 8: So I'm gonna say, I'm going to say that, oh

773
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 8: my god, I understand how hard it is to be

774
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 8: a new mom. Can I bring you dinner sometime this week?

775
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 8: And I guess she can't really have a black of

776
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 8: wine because she's nursing.

777
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 4: Maybe, and then you drink the wine.

778
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: Drink even after you have you can drink.

779
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 8: Okay, Can I bring you dinner and a very small

780
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 8: glass of wine?

781
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 3: Yeah that's wine emoji?

782
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, wine glass emoji.

783
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 5: Okay.

784
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: Cool said, Oh, it sounds like you repaired it. No,

785
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: you dude, you gotta find out who told that new

786
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: mother because that woman is out for blood for you.

787
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: Why are you trying to start more drama in their group?

788
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: Because that lady needs to go, she's out, she needs

789
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: to go. She Why would you tell a new mom

790
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: that has she said anything back?

791
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I just got it. She said, Oh sounds

792
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 8: good with a heart emoji.

793
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 4: Loving babies. This is awesome.

794
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 3: We did it.

795
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 4: Are going crazy right?

796
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 8: Thank you all so much.

797
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

798
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 8: I feel like I'm gonna have to call back again

799
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 8: and be like, how do I text and figure out

800
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 8: who ratted me out?

801
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 4: We always need?

802
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: Is this about time to asking Jimmy Kimmels because your

803
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: daughter attracted?

804
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just end this tesful textual healing.

805
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: We got to go explain some things.

806
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.

807
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 6: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

808
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 3: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Yeah, and maybe

809
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 3: that sentiment was true fifteen years ago.

810
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: I need to go longer than that.

811
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 3: I mean, before the internet was over. But now almost

812
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 3: nothing stays a secret from here.

813
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: It was hey, how you dude?

814
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 3: Oh no, it is and it lives on to this day.

815
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: A fun night that.

816
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're not going to talk about what happened.

817
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: I want to know I fell down a lot.

818
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's why one woman's TikTok is going viral today,

819
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 3: not Brooks. It's a different woman. His boyfriend went to

820
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 3: a bachelor party in Sin City. No way that could backfire.

821
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 3: Oh well, he came back and he admitted something. You're

822
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 3: not going to believe what he said in the blow

823
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 3: back that happened from it. You're gonna find out.

824
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 6: Coming up Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning this morning.

825
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 3: I just want to venticized coffee with a healthy splash

826
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 3: of TikTok Clicksho, that's click shock, because you're so shocked

827
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 3: at how many clicks that viral TikTok video is getting.

828
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 3: So we've got some of the biggest tiktoks from the

829
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:21,959
Speaker 3: past week.

830
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: See, you don't even need to be on the app

831
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: to listen to this.

832
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: Let's get into it. Your first TikTok click shock story

833
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 3: is about a thirty year old woman named Colleen Lee

834
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 3: who got eleven million views on her TikTok last week,

835
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 3: all because her boyfriend was struggling with chronic kidney disease.

836
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 3: He was having dialysis treatment and his kidney was functioning

837
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 3: at less than five percent.

838
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: That is just terrible and dialysis.

839
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 3: So Colleen decided to do the best thing, did a

840
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 3: dance video around him. Oh, I'm just kidding, she did

841
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 3: do that.

842
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: Maybe it was uplifting for the dialos like entertainment.

843
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 3: That day, she did something a lot more noble than that.

844
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 3: She took a blood test and found that they were

845
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 3: a match, and she made the selfless choice to donate

846
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 3: one of her kidneys to her boyfriend.

847
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 4: Wow, said boyfriend, not even like.

848
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 3: Husband, No his boyfriend. This is like a thirty year

849
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 3: old woman here.

850
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: Surgery is so crazy.

851
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 3: Surgery was a total success, but the couple's relationship changed

852
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 3: seven months later when Colleen's boyfriend said he was going

853
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: to a bachelor party in Vegas with his church group.

854
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:42,439
Speaker 1: That's interesting, Hey guys, we're going to SA City.

855
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 4: We're converting the whole city.

856
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 3: Jesus wants you to put a hundred on black tonight.

857
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 3: Maybe seems a little sketchy to us, but Colleen wasn't

858
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 3: concerned about the weekend getaway because quote, he was a

859
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 3: devoted Christian.

860
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: You can easily go to a bachelor party and nothing

861
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 1: bad happens.

862
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's her too. Nothing happened.

863
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she was shocked when her guy came back

864
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 3: home and admitted to cheating on her during the trip.

865
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 4: No way, I don't believe it.

866
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: The same guy that has her kidney inside.

867
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 3: Of him right seven months ago.

868
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: That's a dirty kidney.

869
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 3: Now a year after talking about it, she eventually found

870
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 3: the strength to forgive him and she took him back.

871
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 6: What.

872
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a lot of strength.

873
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 1: I mean, but he has your kidney, liked. I got

874
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: to stick with him a little bit to.

875
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 4: Get it back.

876
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 3: Well. Wait, three months later, Colleen's boyfriend called things off

877
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: after being unfaithful to her again.

878
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: He dumped her.

879
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 4: Obviously, not the worst part.

880
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 3: The worst part is he accused her of only going

881
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,959
Speaker 3: ahead with the transplant to look good.

882
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: No, take it out, take it out.

883
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,439
Speaker 6: I care.

884
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: If we're meant for each other. God will bring us

885
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 3: back together in the end.

886
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 4: Oh my God, the adulter.

887
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 3: I'll also call you when I need another kidney.

888
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,439
Speaker 1: Your next TikTok click shot.

889
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah story. There's a TikToker named Justin Augustine. Justin Augustine.

890
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: He recently racked up over five million views on his

891
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 3: video and my co host may have already seen this

892
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 3: because it's pretty popular right now. But he shows off

893
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 3: the military technique used to fall asleep in under two minutes.

894
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 4: I have not seen this.

895
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: I feel like I watched part of it and then

896
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,479
Speaker 1: I got bored sep well because it was two minutes long.

897
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: I like the like sixty seconds or on.

898
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 3: So almost half of adults in the country have some

899
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 3: sort of sleep problem going on right now. They have

900
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 3: difficulty falling asleep. So if you're driving right now, I'm

901
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 3: gonna play you some audio here. Please do not close

902
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 3: your eyes while you're listening to this, because Justin suggests

903
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 3: first laying down.

904
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 4: That's a good start.

905
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 3: I's this genius, gotta say. I never thought about.

906
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: It's why it's work.

907
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 4: And the next thing you say is close your eyes.

908
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be so mad.

909
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 10: And then you know you suggest this start by relaxing

910
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 10: the muscles in your forehead, relax your eyes, your cheeks,

911
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 10: your jaw, and focus on your breathing. Now, go down

912
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 10: to your neck and your shoulders. Make sure your shoulders

913
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 10: are not tensed up. Drop them as low as you can,

914
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 10: and keep your arms loose to your side, including your

915
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 10: hands and fingers. Imagine this warm sensation going from your

916
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 10: head all the way down to your fingertips.

917
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 3: Oh my god, And that's how babies.

918
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: No, you guys, I do that. But I picture filling

919
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: my body up with sand because there was something we

920
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: did in drama class when I was in high school.

921
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: We would lay down on the floor and then like,

922
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: picture our body filling up with sand heavy. So it's

923
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: heavy and you're falling back into like everything's turning black

924
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: and you're floating, and I swear I do it to

925
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 1: my kids. It works like a charm.

926
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 3: You actually pour real sandy. But you can see how

927
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 3: concentrating on your breathing and focusing on that sort of

928
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 3: stuff can help make you feel relaxed.

929
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 10: Yeah.

930
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 3: Justin also talks about what you should be visualizing while

931
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 3: you're doing this.

932
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 10: Okay, think of two scenarios. One, you're lying in a

933
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 10: canoe on a calm leg with nothing but a clear

934
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 10: blue sky above you. Two, you're lying in a black

935
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 10: velvet hammock and a pitch black room.

936
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 3: Black velvet hammock is fifty three. Why after I watched

937
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 3: that video did I send four hundred dollars to this guy?

938
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,760
Speaker 3: But so his final step to help you fall asleep.

939
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 10: At any time, when you start thinking of anything else

940
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 10: or you start getting distracted, repeat these words for ten seconds.

941
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 10: Don't think, don't think, don't think, O day.

942
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 3: That's the motto of this show. Anyway, if you do

943
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 3: all those things, he says, you should be asleep and

944
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 3: underto minutes.

945
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 1: Are you going to be able to remember all those stuff?

946
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 4: I don't need that. I fall asleep so there's nothing

947
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 4: going on in.

948
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 1: My head and go to sleep.

949
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 4: So it's crazy.

950
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 3: So you can try Justin's technique, or you can use

951
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffrey show technique. Cry hard into your

952
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: pillow for thirty straight minutes until you doze off from

953
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 3: either exhaustion or dehydrated.

954
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: Really good jokes.

955
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 3: Those are your stories for the day.

956
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

957
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 3: Got a first timer to win Brooks Bucks today, Never

958
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 3: played you before. Her name is Morgan, and Morgan's favorite

959
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 3: holiday tradition is doing Christmas baking for an entire week. Wow, Morgan,

960
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 3: I would love if you could just list off a

961
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 3: bunch of the stuff that you bake so that Brooke

962
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 3: gets really jealous and drools all over herself.

963
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: I mean, honest, honestly, I might.

964
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 3: What do you got.

965
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 5: So we do?

966
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 13: Pecan puffs, lemon bars, chocolate chip cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies,

967
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 13: sugar cookies.

968
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Brownie. When you're giving out these boxes full of

969
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 1: all these different things, what's your number one most raved

970
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 1: about item?

971
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 13: Probably the pecan puffs?

972
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: Oh they're so good.

973
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 3: Pecanpuff is the nickname that kids used to bully Brook

974
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 3: with back in elementary school.

975
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna use it as my rapper name.

976
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 3: Go work on your bars out of the studio, and

977
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 3: while all that happens, we'll explain the rules really quick. Morgan,

978
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 3: you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

979
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

980
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 3: you do have to beat her outright to win. Are

981
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 3: you ready?

982
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 2: I am all right?

983
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 3: Deep breath, good luck. Your time starts.

984
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 8: Now?

985
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 3: What words follow silent night? In that song, the last

986
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 3: letter added to the alphabet was what JQ or why?

987
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 6: Why?

988
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: What cartoon character called Jellystone National Park their home?

989
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 10: Piggy what?

990
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 3: Female artists signature songs include all I Want to Do

991
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 3: and If It makes You Happy? Mariah Carey, who was

992
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 3: the female star of the Tiger King documentary, I don't know,

993
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 3: pass on that last one.

994
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 5: Good work there.

995
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 3: Morgan Brook's gonna come back into the studio if she

996
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 3: feels like it. There she goes and looking at my

997
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 3: phone screener. Here it says Morgan's favorite holiday movie is

998
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 3: a lot like all the other movies that we've heard

999
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 3: of favorites.

1000
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 5: Home Alone.

1001
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so good it is.

1002
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 4: Hold on, do you watch the second one? Or does

1003
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 4: everybody just watch the first one?

1004
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:47,760
Speaker 13: We usually just watched the first one.

1005
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 3: Second one is so good, it just doesn't get viewed

1006
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 3: as much the New York one.

1007
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: I don't love the Pigeon Lady. I don't love it.

1008
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, the pigeon Lady still scares me to this day.

1009
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 1: Pigeon ladies always do think of Mary Poppins, also named

1010
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 1: pigeon Woman.

1011
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 3: And that was yeah, back in the nineties, that was

1012
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 3: the scariest thing.

1013
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 13: Available when you think about the ice cream that he eats,

1014
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 13: that huge ice cream like Sunday in.

1015
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 3: The first movie. Oh God, All right, now we've got

1016
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 3: to stop drooling and answer some more questions here, Brook

1017
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 3: you ready, Yeah, your time starts now? What words follow

1018
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 3: silent night in that song.

1019
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh Holy Night?

1020
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 3: The last letter added to the alphabet was what JQ

1021
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 3: or why?

1022
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:31,919
Speaker 4: Why?

1023
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 3: What cartoon character called Jellystone National Park their home?

1024
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: Uh, you'll get bear what.

1025
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: Female artists signature songs include all I Want to Do

1026
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 3: and If it makes you happy.

1027
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 1: Sheryl Crow, who was.

1028
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 3: The female star of the Tiger King documentary Carol Baskin,

1029
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 3: What is honeycomb made up?

1030
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: Of the comb itself is like a wax. It's a pollen.

1031
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: One answer, Okay, I don't know. We're gonna go to

1032
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 3: the scoreboard and uh honey, Okay, you can stop guessing

1033
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 3: now the game is over, Brooke. We're gonna go over

1034
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 3: the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose.

1035
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 4: There's a person on my back.

1036
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 12: And oh, Morgan, you got one correct today.

1037
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 6: Hello.

1038
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's still happy. I like that about you, Morgan.

1039
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 4: I even gave you an extra one, which I probably

1040
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 4: shouldn't have, but you got five.

1041
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, rough, go for your first time show there, Morgan.

1042
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 3: Let's cover the answers for everybody. What words follow silent night?

1043
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 3: In that song it's holy night? You give her Holy night.

1044
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 3: It's a totally different song.

1045
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 4: I know, said.

1046
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: I was thinking. That was me just thinking, yeah, surprised.

1047
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 3: Last letter that was added to the English alphabet was

1048
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: the letter J in the mid fifteen hundreds, which that's

1049
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 3: why some Jeffs are spelled with a G H.

1050
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: Yay, so new Jeffrey Trauscer. He's the og that's right now, the.

1051
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 3: Cartoon character that called Jellystone National Park. His home is

1052
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 3: Yogi Bear. All they want to do if it makes

1053
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 3: you happy. Those are signature songs of Sheryl Crowe. Carol

1054
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 3: Baskin is the female star of the Tiger King documentary,

1055
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 3: and Honeycomb is made up of wax beeswax.

1056
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: Oh.

1057
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 3: Now, Morgan unfortunately did not have enough to beat Brooke today.

1058
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 3: Can't give you any money, but just for playing, do

1059
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: you win a four pack of tickets to the Washington

1060
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 3: State Fair Holiday Magic, where you can immerse yourself in

1061
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 3: a world of festival delights, twinkling lights, the aroma of

1062
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 3: delicious treats not as delicious as the ones you bake,

1063
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 3: but the sound of laughter will fill the air there.

1064
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 3: Celebrate this time of year with holiday activities indoor an

1065
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 3: out or at the Washington State Fair.

1066
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're so awesome. Can I just ask? I've always

1067
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: been curious those people like my friends and stuff that

1068
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: do the crazy baking like you do. What's your budget

1069
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: for supplies? Like how much money are you dropping? Because

1070
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: butter is not cheap?

1071
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 13: Uh honestly, five hundred dollars is caut like with everything.

1072
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 1: Good for you.

1073
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 4: Charge a lot.

1074
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: She gives it for Christmas gifts.

1075
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 4: No, you need to start charging manager.

1076
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 3: Let's make you rich by congratulations Morgan, thank you for playing.

1077
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 3: We'll be back to do wind Brokes Box, same time

1078
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 3: tomorrow

1079
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 6: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.