WEBVTT - 2015 was 6 years ago 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.840 The bride. 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:24.120 We got Madeline again. For y'all that don't know, this 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:29.320 is my twin sister. We go way back. We literally 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:30.880 shared a womb, Me and this girl. 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:31.880 We have stories to tell. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:32.080 You know. 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.839 That is me and Madeline. We ate our triplet in 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.319 the womb. Have I ever told you that? 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.160 I think you've said it at least eight million. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.000 Times, And it's a lie because we didn't do that. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.000 Wait, do you actually I. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:48.680 Or believe that my brother ate his twin in the womb? 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:52.440 And apparently they theorize that they he did. 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:55.200 I was really terrified as a kid because did you 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:56.480 ever watch Kate plus eight? 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.960 I actually didn't that fucking belly was disguised. 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:07.800 I thought, like having like twins, tripulets, like quadruplets, all 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.040 of those things, I thought that was like more common 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:10.880 than not. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.680 For some reason, I think just because there was there 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:14.959 was an error where there was like eight. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:17.279 Like engorged in red. 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:21.680 Oh ow I mean beautiful, but ow like I guess 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.480 I feel like I have to say that's beautiful or 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:24.400 I'll get in trouble. 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:27.319 But it looks like it really hurt. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:31.360 No, it does her, Like you know what I wish 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.679 I could do for every woman in my life. I 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:35.720 really I what I wish I could do is I 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.560 wish I could go behind them and pick their boobs 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.399 up off their body and just let them walk around 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:44.080 without boob weight, just so they could feel what it 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.839 feels like to be like no backstrain from their boobs. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:48.560 I would love to do that. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.600 Yet, it actually is pretty magical. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:52.080 Has that Has Stephen done that? 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:52.600 Yeah? 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:56.000 Whenever I was breastfeeding and they were like, extra. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:58.160 I see that, I'm like that looks like it her 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:01.080 again as a kid, I was like, ah, so sweet, 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.320 And then hearing adults talk about it, I was like, wait, 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:06.080 wait it hurts. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.560 When you're like in gorge. Yeah, but I didn't like 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:14.840 act an. I didn't actually like breastfeed, but I pumped 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.359 and yeah, it's very odd. Sensation. 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:19.040 You were a super milk producer. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:22.079 Huh an overproducer, so what they call it? 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.480 But yeah, do you have any breast milk left? Like, 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:27.000 did you keep any for so? I do? 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:33.600 I have like five hundred ounces, but it's all expired 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.000 now and I just will not dump it out because 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:39.920 it hurts my heart. It was so much work. It 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.040 was so much work that I just like, haven't got 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.639 to it. I will eventually even really wants me to 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:45.560 clear out our freezer. 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.280 You should get it. You should get it evaporated. I'm 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.640 not even kidding. Like that's some like you make it 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:51.640 into diamonds and. 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:53.880 Get a cute little thing, make it into diamonds. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:57.480 Well, you can make like a breast milk ring you 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:58.480 still need to make that. 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:00.040 You can make a semen ring to. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:05.520 That's fucking disgusting. You can, that's like disgusting. There's way 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.120 too much of that around. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.400 Yeah, Like there's no like Madeleine's milk is her milk 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:11.360 like that. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.320 Weren't you like giving milk away to people? 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.920 I did, Yeah at one point because I had so 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.280 much in my freezer. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:20.360 Madeline's a giver. 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:22.920 Yeah, because I guess the people who can't like produce 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.480 enough breast milk, because it really is just like you 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.840 either have that genetic makeup that. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:28.720 You make enough for you. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:32.200 Yeah, it really sucks when like my milkers, that's what 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:34.000 I call the women that let me suck on their 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:35.840 boobs for their milk as a twenty seven year old. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.120 Sucks when they run out and I have to get 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.680 a new producer because the flavor is always different, Like 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.560 I can tell the difference between Coke and Doctor Pepper 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:46.520 if they had a cocar Doctor Pepper that day. No, 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.920 it is really crazy, mad On that you were making 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:52.720 breast milk and your diet was chicken and doctor Pepper 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:55.480 and like you were creating life. 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.760 Yeah, and Luna, literally we're the smartest kids I've ever 0:03:58.840 --> 0:03:59.520 interacted with that. 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:03.280 I'm not gonna like I. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.760 We were crying in the car On ironically, we were 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.600 tearing up talking about Luna and you and Steven in 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.160 the car to pick up the toilet. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.200 Well, to me, y'all are such a little trio. It's 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:16.440 so sweet, like, yeah, but Luna fucks with me, I 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.720 think more than Drew at this point. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:18.800 Really, she's. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:26.240 Yeah, and Josh, I'm cooked, I'm cooked next to Jos. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.720 She's obsessed with Josh. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:31.320 It's because she associates it with Blues Clues, I think so. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.160 I think she hears the name and she's like, if 0:04:34.160 --> 0:04:38.800 you don't know a celebrity, Luna loves Blues Clues and 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:41.440 there's a new character like obviously you guys. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.719 Probably Luna's Madeline's baby mind. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:47.719 Oh yeah, yeah, y'all probably know Steve. Well go Steve, Joe, 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.039 and now there's Josh. Well, whenever he told Luna like, 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.679 oh yeah, Josh will be here, Luna's face like lit 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:56.880 up because she literally thought it was going to be 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:58.679 blues blues Josh since we just got. 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:03.040 Back mind she met everyone like Elsa, all of. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:06.640 Her favorite so whenever, yeah, she thought, oh. 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.120 I don't know, I'm really oh god. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:13.920 Wait, just ignore it. Let's ignore it. If it falls, 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:15.400 it falls, and will cry. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.000 We should have had Stephen. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.240 I know. Steven's like fixing up our house right now. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.120 He's literally so masculine. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.360 That's why I'm saying, like, being around y'all this week 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:26.280 and has genuinely kind of greened me out in a 0:05:26.320 --> 0:05:27.920 way where I'm like, oh my god, y'all got it, 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:31.719 like you got the miracle Geanes, like literally the fact 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.960 that you no one has to. You're so used to 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.000 worrying about like one of our friend's partners being left alone, 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:38.360 and all of. 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:40.280 Us are like what are they gonna do? 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:42.040 Like what are like you can't kind of leave that 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:44.200 like guy alone, Like don't leave that guy alone? 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.440 And you were asking, oh, what's Steven gonna do like 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.320 to fill this time? Bitch? He's a guy. He's a 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:48.840 real man. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:57.240 Oh and they say they want me to be nice 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:57.560 to men. 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:01.080 See what happens, I really is and you were giving 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.800 for the first time in your life. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:07.280 You gave a compliment to a manly. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.400 Get flowers at their funeral. But look I tried to give. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:11.000 You your flowers and look at oh wow. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.839 Honestly, yeah, I literally, I'll already put it. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.560 I cannot deal with that your context. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:20.120 Every time we walk in here, this ship is like this. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:21.520 Every time we. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.880 Hopefully Stephen we'll fix it before we leave and y'all 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.960 won't have to worry about it. 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:26.920 I love you. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:29.080 Feel bad because when he was first offering to fix 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.440 uff around the house, I was like, no, I can't 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:31.080 think of anything. 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:32.159 But then when I really got. 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:37.080 To think it out, like toilet handles, my handles, my doorknobs. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.680 I don't like my doorknobs anymore. I don't like any 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:39.400 handles on anything. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.080 Hang the mirror, and they. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:43.160 Oh my god, let's do like a new like chandelier. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.440 No, we really, we really were in this store and 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.200 we were like, maybe Stephen can install the chandelier. We 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:49.919 were like, okay, we. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.680 Like, brust your hand into doing electrician work. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:58.719 Yeah, uh, okay, you were in Disney for four days, 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.960 like talk about that. That was mad on got flown out, 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.360 flew out by Disney. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.280 Yeah, so we got invited by disney Land. It was 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.880 so fun. It was Luna's first time ever going to 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.480 Disney and it was everything we could have thought of, 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:17.160 like dreamed of. It was so fun. She loved Elsa Ariels. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.280 She's still talking to God and we talk about the 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:24.840 bunk ass Ariel for a second. Okay, So Luna met 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:27.200 two Ariols. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.120 On two separate days. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.000 Yeah, on two separate days. And one of them was 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:33.960 like fierce, like contessa, like ate down, like was like the. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:36.000 Girl really living in her aerial fans. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:39.360 Yeah, and then the next one was like haggarty mean 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:42.360 had been doing the job for at least twenty years. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.040 Like it was not mean, but definitely was not as excited. 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:51.200 Has faded, the game has borne on her. 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.520 It gets yeah, it gets there, like we all got there. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.560 Yeah yeah, but yeah, she but she was still nice 0:07:57.560 --> 0:07:58.480 to Luna. 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.040 She was it just was little different vibe. 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:05.280 But it was so confusing, Like Luna had the first 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.760 experience that we have as adults when you see someone 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:10.840 you could have like you thought you got along with 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:12.880 and then you carry in that energy and when it's 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:16.880 not received, you're like, okay, okay, like I wish I 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.480 want so badly, Like we have all this weird chat 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:21.840 gibt shit. We need to figure out how to read 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:24.800 the minds of toddlers who can like speak as much 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:28.480 as Luna but can't like get it all the way out. 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.400 Because I'm like, oh my god, I wonder how often she's. 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:32.760 Like I don't know if you saw her, but I 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.640 think it was yesterday and you were there, But she 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.040 was like sitting there and like froze for a second 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.480 because I could tell she was trying to figure out 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:43.920 how to tell us and she was going and then 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:45.840 she like couldn't think of it, and then she kind 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:47.400 of like lost her train of thought, and like it 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:49.480 started to freak me out. I was like, oh, poor girl, 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:52.120 Like she wants to tell us something so bad. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.440 I'm scared of her now, I'm scared of Luna. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:54.760 What. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:09:01.080 I'm literally terrified of her into that fire last night. No, 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:03.520 she was plotting, y'all, Like it was fucking creepy. 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:05.680 He was mesmerized by the fire. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.480 No, she was plotting she wasn't mesmerized. She was thinking 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:10.240 about how she can kill all of us. Say that 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:11.920 I can't say that. I don't say that. 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:13.800 I feel like she would No, I feel like she 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:14.600 would only kill you. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:15.200 I think so. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:17.839 Yeah, but maybe it's something. 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:19.880 No, we can't even talk about her negatively because it 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.040 literally makes me cry because I literally love that child 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.280 so much, like it's my own. Like I literally have 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.040 said that a million times, but like literally I want 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:29.680 to protect her. I want to save her. 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:31.840 I know I love her so much. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.720 But also I love the place I get to hold 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.880 in people's lives, where like I get to be cool, 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:40.040 fun and I get none of the anxieties of being 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.320 a parent. Because I was like ranting to Madeline about it, 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:47.000 I would be like my kids would feel like they 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:52.080 were in the pinatacle. Someone's gonna make fun crazy because I. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:52.560 Can't say it. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:55.120 But it's like that one prison tower that has like 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.400 it's like a watch tower. 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:58.439 I would be the watchtower guard or my kid, and 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:59.040 they would hate me. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.079 Let my kids smoke weed starting at four? 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:04.200 Yeah, when does Luna get to smoke? 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.120 You know? And I don't think I thought about that yet. 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.240 Yeah, you should start because she's probably gonna get on 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.120 Amazon and get a cart by the time. 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:14.800 She's foor the fortnight cart. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.319 Do you ever get scared of shit like that? Because 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.680 you did you see like the Highlighter Babes. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:19.840 And all that. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:20.960 Oh yeah we did? 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:23.720 Like well then what what? 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.640 Like they're really it's gonna get like more sneaky. 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:28.680 They're gonna start having work. 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:30.040 We're gonna be old heads. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.440 Yeah, I mean we kind of technically are to like 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.600 anybody with an iPhone, because they're so used to see 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.800 they've seen everything already, so that's why we seem so. 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:42.160 Old like anything we are. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:45.040 Also, holy shit, I was learning about them when I 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:47.600 was doing my like twenty fifteen deep. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.280 Dive like that. 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.360 It's like how we felt about the nineties. Like I 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.600 remember when I first saw the Bitches re rocking the Chokers. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.520 I was like like, I was like, oh my god, I. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:11:01.400 Hate this ninety shit so old ill. But then Tumbler 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:02.400 made it a vibe. 0:11:02.200 --> 0:11:04.040 And I'm like, You're like, here, you do it. 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:05.000 I'll follow. 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:09.400 All I hear in school is ebola yea bruh, what's 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:15.520 nine plus ten twenty one? Ebola? My aa kanda, don't 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:27.120 Ebola Ebola about a week ago. Yeh yaga you'll remember yoga? 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.960 Yes, unfortunately, because you would pull my hair? 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:32.960 What other bad ship? 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.920 You would be evil? Like from what Drew said, like 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:37.640 you were evil as fun Oh. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:39.960 I was really dark sided with twist. No I was. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:42.240 I was. I was really bad, Like I made mad 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:45.720 On not breathe for two minutes. But like I wasn't 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:49.200 like choking her, but like I like Karate chopped her throat. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.560 You didn't mean to do it. You weren't being mean, 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.959 you were being funny. Thought you were being. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:58.600 Fun famously like always. That's like he thought he was 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:02.280 being funny me every time, like he just. 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.440 On purpose whacked. Yeah, I was like leaning back. I 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.240 don't know if I was like stretching or what, but 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.320 he just came up went like that and I literally 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:10.120 did not breathe. 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:11.320 That is some shit. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:12.080 I started. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.320 Like he thought I was joking at first, and I 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.600 was like literally. 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.840 Yeah, did we talk about when you passed out on 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.360 the last episode. I don't remember if we talked about it. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:26.560 I might have, but I'll let you say it. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:27.319 I might have. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.400 I don't remember if we did or not. But yeah, 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:31.720 one time, I don't know if I was like fourteen 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.760 or fifteen or what. But I was upstairs and I 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:37.880 came out of my bathroom and I was just like 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:42.240 really lightheaded. Well, I passed out and I hit my 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:46.520 head on like this on a both Lex. Yeah, I 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.760 hit my head on something. I don't remember what it was. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:53.080 It was the both Lex machine. Yeah, that workout machine. 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.520 My dad swore to god he was going to start working. 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:55.960 Yeah. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.600 That was Ustairs for years. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.360 That and a tanning machine that was literally never used. 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.600 We played on it, played Hide and seek and hide 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.880 inside of it. But I remember when he got that ship, 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:08.120 we were not allowed to touch the Bowflex. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:12.280 Well your head did, yeah, it did. Oh, And I 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.760 like fell or whatever. And that Drew was walking out 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:17.679 of his room right at the same time, and he 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:18.920 just kind of like looked over at me, and I 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.360 remember I could like see him but not see him, 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.520 and I couldn't talk. And I literally just watched him 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:28.680 walk downstairs, and I'm like laying there like like whatever, 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.360 like kind of passed out but like still like coherent 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:32.120 a little bit. 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.120 And then she was literally fraid. 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.400 No. I literally just watched your like silhouette go and 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:41.800 I like couldn't I like saw. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.280 You laying on the ground, like I do you think. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:45.160 She was just playing? Yeah? 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.040 He thought I was messing around. But he goes downstairs 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:49.000 and he was like, hey, Madeline never came downstairs. It's 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:50.600 kind of weird. And so then he like told I 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.079 could hear you talking to Dad and saying like, hey, 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.600 I think Madeline might have passed out or something. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.600 So then you like him not getting up to go blah, yeah. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.240 Well I heard a thunder. I heard a thump and 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:02.800 I yeah, yeah. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.679 Well then you and Dad, I think came up there. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:06.800 Maybe mom someone came up there. And then we went 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:09.079 to the hospital and I was fine, nothing was wrong. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:10.720 I just randomly passed. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.200 And I don't think what were you doing before? 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:14.080 I don't know. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:14.920 I was in the bathroom. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:15.680 Were in the bathroom? 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.800 Yeah, maybe I stood up too quick. I have no idea, 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.000 but I just remember I. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.240 Get a big old shit in there. Yeah. All the 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.600 blood was in your feet, right, Kai? 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:25.800 Yep? Absolutely. 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.720 Kai's on his phone as fop. By the way, That's 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:30.760 why he had such a low response because he was like. 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:31.600 He's not a part. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.720 No, I was actually doing some research because I'm using 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:36.920 a different interface that everybody gets a mic, and I 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:38.760 was just making sure that everything was good, and it is. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.200 So I'm actually like, you know that meme of the 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:43.360 guy that's the soldier, like protecting the child while he 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.560 sleeps with a knife. So I'm the soldier. 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:46.640 Yeah, that's true. 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.400 Kind of funny because you're on your text. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:53.360 Oh well that's actually lock it. I can just cut that. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.800 That's fine, lock. 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:57.440 It, bro, I'm trying to think of it. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.600 I don't think I ever fainted or anything as a kid, 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:03.040 and I was the clumsier kid, but my little sister 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:07.560 would fucking smash her head open at every waking moment 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:08.920 we had like that. 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:12.200 Her nickname to everyone was do you remember. I'm not 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:13.880 gonna say her name out now, but she just got 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:21.000 a DUI like two weeks ago. But what no one knows? 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.160 Yes, what if there what? 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:28.080 I don't give a fuck. I just oh, that's something else. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:32.760 I also went through my phone and prank called every 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:35.840 single person from my hometown that I literally haven't spoken 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.320 to in over a decade. And I just called all 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.720 of them with my real raw number, raw number, but 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.040 I would like. I called all of them and ninety 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.800 percent didn't answer. But I was bored as fuck that 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.440 day and like a couple did. But I left all 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.680 of them voicemails and I was like, hey, like I 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.400 really need you. I need to talk to you, like 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:57.120 we need to talk, like like something's going on, Like 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.080 I need to talk to you. And I like, like, 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.680 I will bleep the names all of those people, like 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:07.560 I was mckennam marketing, no one. No one called me back, 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:12.840 but I was so I don't give a fuck about me. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.640 Actually no, oh my god. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.440 One of the people, the most popular kid in school, 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:24.480 that kid his number, called me back and he was 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:27.280 like are you looking Yeah. He was like, hey, are 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.480 you looking for so and so? And I was like yes, 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:31.640 And then I was like he was like, your voicemail 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:33.480 was jarring? Are you okay? And I was like we 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:35.000 all have we have video of all of this. By 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:37.160 the way, this guy was like so sweet. He was 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.360 literally he was like, do you need someone to talk 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.600 to you? Is everything okay? Like and all this ship 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.160 and I was like, yeah, I'm okay, thank you for 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:47.520 like checking in on me, and its just like random guy. Yeah. 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:55.200 But then I also called Rebecca Black and uh acted 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.040 like she was my cousin and it was her wedding soon, 0:16:58.080 --> 0:16:59.440 and I was like, hey, what does your wedding and 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:02.240 she was like, I don't have a wedding, and. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:04.199 You just wanted a reason to talk to her. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:08.080 But literally, but at the end, at the end, I 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:09.400 was like, wait, this is so. 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:12.840 I know he's brought up this phone call like four times. 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.919 And literally it's like a girl got along and like 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:16.640 he was like we always got along, but like we 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:17.760 were keying on the phone. 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:19.800 No, we really were. And she was in the airport 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:22.359 and I could hear like flight boarding right now, like 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:23.080 I'm a. 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:27.000 Vibe though I would like, actually, no, I hate being 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:28.280 in the airport and on the phone. 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.160 I just don't like, don't call me. I don't want 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:30.879 to be on the phone. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.520 Oh. But at the end of the Rebecca Black call, 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.840 I was like, this is like a synchronicity, like this 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:36.879 is kiss men, Like this was meant to happen, Like 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.200