WEBVTT - Jolly Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just say that you were happy that you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see me for three weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>I meant it in the most endearing, loving ways, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know, like family sometimes all right when they

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<v Speaker 2>see you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, some much, Yes, the same.

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<v Speaker 4>Reviewing.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, I'll just stop it. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, you don't care about this podcast or our listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>And I have to tell you. You know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>episode number seventy three, right, is it seventy three?

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<v Speaker 4>The last episode? Oh no, it was in the last episode.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, he wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Your daughter one, that's right. Welcome to Friday. This is

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<v Speaker 1>episode seventy three. And Andrew doesn't care about this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>because I had to have my twelve year old daughter

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<v Speaker 1>come in here because Andrew wouldn't come in to record.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, everyone, and I hope you had a great holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Great to talk to you all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. I'm sorry, you know what. Hi Andrew, I

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<v Speaker 1>love you. Hi, Danielle, Welcome to Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you for having me New Year knew me.

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<v Speaker 2>He wanted me to come in on a Saturday during vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. That's ay. It was a little crazy or

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<v Speaker 2>my other option was four am, So this way he

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<v Speaker 2>has enough time to edit it on Monday, now, the

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<v Speaker 2>first day back coming it for him to record.

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<v Speaker 1>I invited you in Saturday morning I was working. You

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<v Speaker 1>could have come in at like ten. We would have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Say in all caps because I saved the text message.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you did, Okay, the text.

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<v Speaker 2>Message in all caps it was where was it?

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, in the episode without you, His daughter

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<v Speaker 4>Ashley sounds just as annoyed with him as you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well he's all right. Can we get seriously with

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<v Speaker 1>the following moment and everything trying to find you? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know how to.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish you a nice Mary Christmas. Yeah, well a

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<v Speaker 2>happy Hanukah to you. And then you said we messed up.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll need to come in at four am on Monday

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<v Speaker 2>the sixth, so we can record episode seventy two for

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<v Speaker 2>that day. If you don't you don't care about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast, Yeah, that's right, and obviously you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Or come in Saturday the fourth. We can go for brunch,

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<v Speaker 2>which was a nice offer, but again it's a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have paid for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And so then in all caps, if you think I

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<v Speaker 2>care that much about this podcast. You should see a

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<v Speaker 2>doctor gets some medication to make you say it again

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<v Speaker 2>that you impersonating me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, we're text all right crazy wow, here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>So we made it. It's fine, it's fine here where

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<v Speaker 1>it's Friday. Had a great week. You're ready to take

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<v Speaker 1>some cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's so much stuff in stores. You have no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'll let Danielle, as our guest, choose would you

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<v Speaker 1>like classic or new?

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<v Speaker 4>I would like to start with the classic.

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<v Speaker 1>You want classic? Okay? So this wow? See this is

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<v Speaker 1>one of those cereals that is not trademarkable. So many

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<v Speaker 1>different brands could make it. We've done three different brands

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<v Speaker 1>of this type of cereal already. This one's been around

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<v Speaker 1>since probably the two thousand and four or five, somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>around there. It is a subsidiary. Yeah, no subsidiary. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a subsidiary, is that right? Right? So it's a subsidiary

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<v Speaker 1>of General Milk, Cascadian Farms brand.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I love Cascadian Farms, the Great Granola bars, the vanilla.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh your ass crack is all the way an.

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<v Speaker 4>See some other sack Supreal.

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<v Speaker 1>Cascadian Farm Organic raisin brand. Oh what you don't you

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<v Speaker 1>like raisin brand?

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<v Speaker 5>Boring?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit boring, but we have to try

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<v Speaker 1>all things. Now. It doesn't peer that these raisins have

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<v Speaker 1>sugar on them. You know the Kellogg's one in the

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<v Speaker 1>Post one. They sugared raisins. So I like that because

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<v Speaker 1>it's sweet. So I'm not sure what's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>going on.

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<v Speaker 2>It's interesting that they chose a strawberry as their mascot

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<v Speaker 2>for raisin brand.

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<v Speaker 4>Is weird?

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<v Speaker 1>Who I wouldn't put strawberries and raisin bran, grapes and

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<v Speaker 1>strawberries together.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually like raisin brands, most of them. I think

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<v Speaker 2>all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Max, let's see feed your curiosity. Those are blueberries.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they allowed to call it raisin bran? He did

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<v Speaker 4>explain that it's a subsidiary. Is that I say, no, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Has nothing to do with that. There are certain things

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<v Speaker 1>that are not trademarkable by trade.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I was listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Frosted flakes. Oh really, yeah, if you look corn.

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<v Speaker 4>Flakes, because they're frosted and they're flakes.

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<v Speaker 1>There's you know what I should find out.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly what well it sugary flakes because not.

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<v Speaker 1>That went out in the seventies. Deer, you can't call

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<v Speaker 1>things sugar anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I didn't know that, did you.

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<v Speaker 1>What don't you remember sugar smacks and sugar sugar smacks,

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<v Speaker 1>sugar crisp. Those are honey smacks now they're actually just smacks.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know any of this, really.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't remember when you were a kid and it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I but I didn't realize that's the reason why they

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<v Speaker 4>changed it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. You know what New Year knew me? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know what, sugar is not very healthy, So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I like old you tone of dear.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna start ending all my insults.

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<v Speaker 4>Does my bread smell like salad dressing?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Does mine smell like coffee?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Two of us who are really scurious onion jacket? I

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<v Speaker 1>ripped it.

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<v Speaker 4>You did that in the last podcast with your daughter too.

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<v Speaker 4>You were pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well all right, let's I don't see any raisin

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<v Speaker 1>sh I did? I did? And I don't see a

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<v Speaker 1>raisin here, dear, not one. There's what you got? One raisin?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm not going to eat.

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<v Speaker 3>I like times.

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<v Speaker 4>I will buy a separate box of raisins all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, greg T. Remember when he used to say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I buy I make my own cereal. I buy brand

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<v Speaker 1>flakes and then I get fresh raisins and I pour

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<v Speaker 1>them in. Raisins aren't fresh by definition?

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<v Speaker 4>What does he mean grapes?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think it just means like a

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<v Speaker 1>box of sun made raisins that he just opened.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to bring something to the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That my Nonah said to me on Christmas?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I heard about this.

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<v Speaker 2>My Nona was saying to me, have you ever put

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<v Speaker 2>espresso in your cereal? I was like, no, No, why

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<v Speaker 2>would I do that? She's like, you know, you's delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>You put the you put like an espresso and you

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<v Speaker 2>mix it up with cheerios. It makes it And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like coffee milk?

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<v Speaker 1>Like hot?

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<v Speaker 2>Is she coffee?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she related to Gene Simmons who was putting ice

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<v Speaker 1>cubes and his cereal? What is that all about it?

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<v Speaker 4>There's weird?

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<v Speaker 2>Not one reason in this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there is this one. There's one right here, we go,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? Ready? One?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The flakes are not very crunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>I find them to be too crunchy.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, it tastes like nothing. The only thing that you

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<v Speaker 4>can taste is the raisin.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a very good raisin bran.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's sad. I just want I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 2>a shame for all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole grain, wheat, wheat bran, raisins sugar, So sugar's pretty

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<v Speaker 1>far down there. That's why that's really not very sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>Better for you at least Tascadian farms tend to be

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<v Speaker 4>better for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you just believe it is.

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<v Speaker 2>But since are so good, Tascadian farms makes me think

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<v Speaker 2>that it's like out in Seattle and it's like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>they grow this like or giganically inhumane, But in reality

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably in Tennessee and a giant factory.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they started a long time ago, and then General

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<v Speaker 1>Mills bought them, so now it's a General Mills company.

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<v Speaker 1>It's now they're okay, No, I mean we like General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>They make great stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still not still no advertisers.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you giving them?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, did Greg Egan call us yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Not yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Not yet? Oh so, speaking of eighties TV.

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<v Speaker 4>I knew he was gonna get there somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching Antenna TV over the break and like,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew will have no idea what this show is. Come on, Daniel, no, please,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need to No, Florence from the Jeffersons and

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<v Speaker 1>Olivia from Sesame Street, we're all in the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's the Jefferson Jess Now seven with Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>Why would I Why would I remember seven with Jack?

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<v Speaker 2>Because family?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's on repeats.

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<v Speaker 4>Where there was that you mentioned the other day? And

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't believe that you didn't know what the heck

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<v Speaker 4>it was. I can't remember what it was now.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't know anything I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's it's great to be here. Thank you all

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<v Speaker 2>so much. To a great start.

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<v Speaker 1>Look who's driving up.

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<v Speaker 4>The road.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a new girl in town, same era, blinders.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Face in the name. All right, Andrew, this is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys so much for having me on your

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<v Speaker 2>eighties theme song.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's Diamond?

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<v Speaker 4>We should start an eighties theme song podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>What would you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Just play the theme song? No, because Diamond. There's someone

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<v Speaker 1>in this show that Diamond reminds me of.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this Trudy?

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<v Speaker 1>What Trudy? Trudy? Who's Trudy?

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<v Speaker 4>Facts of life?

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<v Speaker 1>Nuts, Toty. I gotta go. I'm telling mama. Hey, Dwyane.

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<v Speaker 1>No nothing, because.

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<v Speaker 4>She's why because she tattletales on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Old She just she talks like d Diamond. Wait real quick,

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<v Speaker 1>say I'm telling mama.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Dee. And Shirley Hemple was in there the waitress.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know that when I was seventeen years old,

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<v Speaker 1>Shirley Hemple wanted to put handcuffs on me?

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<v Speaker 4>Where was this?

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<v Speaker 1>I worked at another radio station when I was just

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<v Speaker 1>a teenager and she was doing a comedy tour. And

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<v Speaker 1>one of these days I'll show you the video.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of Scott's stories from his childhood upon reflection require therapy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we know why you are the way you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone took me to a hotel that I didn't know about.

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<v Speaker 2>It turns out it was a sex hotel. We didn't

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<v Speaker 2>do anything though, Wait, should we eat cereal?

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't rate the cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, this is why Danielle needs to be Two

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<v Speaker 2>balls Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cascadian Farm raisin brand, two balls

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<v Speaker 2>across the board.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you watching me pull my pants off?

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta say though, I like these raisins. You know why,

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<v Speaker 4>because they're chewier, like a little harder.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>When the raisins are not so soft, a little hard.

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<v Speaker 1>It may just be stale. Oh, I mean the best

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<v Speaker 1>by date is February. So okay, all right, so let's

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<v Speaker 1>move out of the new box. Okay, yes, Now this

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<v Speaker 1>isn't along the trend of cereal companies making candy flavored cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a few. We've had the favorite cereal. We

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<v Speaker 1>had Tower Patch Kids, and those are going away.

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<v Speaker 4>What oh god, I was throwing away the spoons. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure the Sower Patch Kids cereal is going

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<v Speaker 1>away because it's on the it's on the clearance racket

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<v Speaker 1>shop right now. It takes roast, all right. So here

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<v Speaker 1>in the long line of candy cereals.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, you're going down to the cereal set.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going down to the cereal set. He's showing his

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<v Speaker 1>cereal crack. You're ready from General Mills.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, no, oh oh.

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<v Speaker 1>What Jolly Rancher cereal?

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<v Speaker 4>Because your daughter Ashley was dying to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, she thought that's what it was going to be.

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<v Speaker 4>But it was not Jolly Rancher.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you from my understanding? What you got to have

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<v Speaker 2>cocoa puffs with marshmallows? Lucky Charms, marshmallows, and you give

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<v Speaker 2>me Jolly Ranchers cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your punishment for not coming in on your off day.

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<v Speaker 2>My off day. It's called a vacation. I'm entitled to it.

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<v Speaker 4>The cereal squirrel, get you that one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, this one I just found in Walmart, and

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<v Speaker 1>we've got a hunch that you'll love it. A bunch

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<v Speaker 1>it right on the back.

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<v Speaker 4>It tastes like fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to try one of the shapes dry first

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<v Speaker 2>to see if it tastes like No, we don't do that,

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<v Speaker 2>but I want to know if the grape one tastes

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<v Speaker 2>like grape.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you're not allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>Gras are my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Scotty shakes. Scotty is shaking.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you shaking?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there's different colors in here body shape.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, no, I mean saying then when you do it,

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<v Speaker 4>it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>See now. Jolly Ranchers is sometimes a little tart. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>some of the apples, some of them appleur.

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<v Speaker 2>You just did your your tourist again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It just smells like sugary sweet cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh little fruity.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure. Oh god, if it's sour, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>going to be good.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's sour. It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, if my left eye twitches, he milks. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't miss that? Did not miss that?

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<v Speaker 4>I did. It's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>He's special in his own way.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I can only use like a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>milk because I'm running out of the a too low

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<v Speaker 1>fat milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Still not a sponsor?

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<v Speaker 1>Not a sponsor?

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<v Speaker 4>How many do you only buy milk that you have

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<v Speaker 4>a coupon for?

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<v Speaker 1>Usually? Yes, a two was on sale and I had

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<v Speaker 1>a seventy five cent coupon, so would double to a

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<v Speaker 1>dollar fifty?

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<v Speaker 4>How much did it come there?

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<v Speaker 1>This cost me about fifty cents?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Good?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's usually about a five dollars container of milks.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it get back to this show. Because he

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<v Speaker 2>isn't not a kopa pecket.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's vitamins.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it smells like fruit punch, Hawaiian punch.

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<v Speaker 4>I look how big the pieces of too much?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Speaking of big pieces, bonus box coming up? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>let's try this here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Tune in for the bonus.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, very sweet. It tastes like kool aid. It tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like drink mix.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not good. No, no, it's got like a sweet

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<v Speaker 4>and sour taste.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I was expecting. It's like a coating.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get the smell as a cereal based off

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<v Speaker 2>of a candy. They really do make the The.

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal tastes like the can say. It does taste like

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<v Speaker 1>Jolly Ranchers, there's no doubt, but that shouldn't be a cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, it's as if someone unwrapped fifty Jolly Ranchers and

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<v Speaker 2>just putting milk on top of it, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>bite into it and it's gross. But I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see if the grapeline tastes like grape does it? It does?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's interesting. Two balls in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it tastes better without milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we don't eat cereal like that. Two balls

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<v Speaker 1>and a spoon for me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, one bowl.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll give it a bowl and a spoon so.

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<v Speaker 1>I can bring this one home to the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, this is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, Cooper's going to be so excited when

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<v Speaker 4>you bring this on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait a second, so wait, hold on, sorry, my

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<v Speaker 1>head's going at that.

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<v Speaker 2>What is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's a flake. I thought there was a smush

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<v Speaker 1>something on the balls. So anyway, over vacation, I promised

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<v Speaker 1>that we talk about this controversy. So I'm sure you

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<v Speaker 1>saw Andrew. One of the cereal companies is not very

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<v Speaker 1>happy with us because in the Spoony Awards, Cereal School

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<v Speaker 1>one worst cereal of the year. Yes, I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like if you win a raspberry. If you're an actor,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you win it. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Berry went and accepted her award for Catwoman. See for

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<v Speaker 2>when she won the.

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<v Speaker 1>Holly Berry won a raspberry. All right, So anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal School was not happy with us because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just trying to do their thing. They're like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, well we're catering to people with diabetes and

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<v Speaker 1>people that do keto and whatever. But it still needs

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<v Speaker 1>to taste good, is what we think. So Danielle, my

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<v Speaker 1>pocket I have because you never got to try this,

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<v Speaker 1>So Andrew, you don't have to eat the skin that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's cocoa. You love chocolate thing, don't you. They're delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you doing this to me?

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<v Speaker 4>You already poisoned me with two other cereals.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just disclaimer though, Cereal School. We actually do appreciate

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<v Speaker 2>what you're doing your small business.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is not the bonus box. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>a side note.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really cool what you're doing. It's just it's not

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<v Speaker 2>for us.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not for us. That's alms.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Daniel will like it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, you guys are in business. Obviously you're doing something.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, but you're not gonna like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're making me try that Cereal School cocoa. There's also

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<v Speaker 1>the honeymil.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't walk us through it.

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<v Speaker 3>It actually it.

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<v Speaker 1>Smells great coca right, Okay, go ahead, try something. Get

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<v Speaker 1>the garbage camps At first, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, that's awful. What did you just take

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<v Speaker 4>a picture of me throwing off in the garbage can?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh in the aftertaste, the aftertaste is horrendous.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's monk fruit? It's it's sweetened with monk fruit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's not good. I'm sorry, Cereal School, it's very

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<v Speaker 4>nice that we're trying to do. I'd rather not eat cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Go check them out the Cereal School on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook and Twitter, and go buy the cereal you try

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<v Speaker 1>and see how bad it is?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Oh my god, maybe people obviously like it

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<v Speaker 4>if you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Still around again, Because people with diabetes and people that

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<v Speaker 1>do keto and people that need that cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>I would find something else to eat them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had to have a piece of fruit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Apple or beef jerky. Beef jerky has no carbs. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're doing keto with.

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<v Speaker 1>Milk for breakfast, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal killers.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, now, this cereal, this could have been a

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<v Speaker 1>new cereal. I feel like I might be wasting it. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the matter? Jolly?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>The green apple, Jolly rancher is the one that makes

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<v Speaker 4>it bitter. If you have the pink and the blue

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<v Speaker 4>and the grape, they're good, but the green apple is

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<v Speaker 4>the one that makes the taste weird.

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<v Speaker 2>What's green apple?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And oh my god, you know what, I played a

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<v Speaker 1>jingle like ten minutes ago. Go ahead, go ahead, I

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<v Speaker 1>know what what? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody should make a green apple cereal because I think

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<v Speaker 2>somebody out there would actually like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It won't last very long, all right, I'm going down

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<v Speaker 1>to the cereal sack. Where is it now? This cereal

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<v Speaker 1>has been around since nineteen ninety four. Or so I

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<v Speaker 1>pay the dn't go already, just get to the backs.

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<v Speaker 1>There's been other there's been other. There have been some

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<v Speaker 1>seasonal varieties of the cereal. For Halloween, there was bats.

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<v Speaker 1>For Easter. I believe there was bunnies.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, what is it?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what it is? What is it? Just kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>Its peeps, Peeps, I don't know peeps Easter. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>say Easter? I did, Yeah, pepe there's peeps bats anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, real marshmallows, not cereal. Your dopey dope, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So it should be dope. I'm not just a dope.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a dopey dope.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from General Mills. It's in an orange box. Come on, peeps,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a yellow box. And that's from Kellos Kigs

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<v Speaker 1>is in an orange box. We've done kicks with ceios

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<v Speaker 1>no anyway. So it's puffs, big puffs. See. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think we needed to try it as a new cereal

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<v Speaker 1>because we've had Reese's puffs before. They're gonna taste the same.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's a big pop.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds on the size.

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<v Speaker 1>It's way way way bigger than regulars.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's the worst Why are they.

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<v Speaker 2>Making cereal over size? We don't need this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, remember when we open the hershy kisses Cerea like hockeme,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not bigger.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, here you go, I gotta say the pieces in

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<v Speaker 4>the Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>These hold on, they're huge.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when we were kids and I think

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<v Speaker 1>they just came back Andrew, you don't remember because you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't a kid. Remember planters, cheese puffs, the balls? Remember

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<v Speaker 1>the balls? Okay, that's what these look like. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>big they are. Holy hat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's corn pop size. When you're ready, look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch watch, watch. They're like the twenty five cent bouncy

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<v Speaker 1>balls you buy in the little machine of the diner.

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<v Speaker 4>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I gotta give you milk.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>You could choke on these, the whole hazard.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to make sure your kids have teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't be a lot of winner. If you listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, you get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if this is going to be a

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<v Speaker 4>good consistency for Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what's the only problem with Reese's Puff?

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal almost like what is it? The cap'in crunch one

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<v Speaker 2>peanut butter crunch, the roof of your mouth just gets destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. These you probably have to let salt a little.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know what they're gonna taste like. But

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<v Speaker 1>already one, two, three.

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<v Speaker 4>Mmmm, it's good, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>They're airy enough that it's okay that they're this big.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a really good put shelbred on.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, honey, Hi, you're on the Cereal Killers podcast, So

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<v Speaker 4>don't curse. I just put you to the microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, do they have spotted Dick cereal over there? It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a cereal, It's it's a delicious tree. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe it's they should make that. I know

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<v Speaker 1>it comes in the can.

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<v Speaker 4>Scotty likes it in the can. Honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's good.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'll be done in a few minutes. I

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<v Speaker 4>call you right back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is she late?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she late for a closing?

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<v Speaker 4>No on the podcast? Last time I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>do it with them the end of the Year podcast

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<v Speaker 4>for the Spoony Awards. Oh yeah, and I was late

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<v Speaker 4>for closing with Sheldon, who is a real estate agent.

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<v Speaker 4>And I realized it last minute and I had to leave,

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<v Speaker 4>and they were a little disappointed in me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you have fun, Thanks for calling.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you, alight, I'll call you ae. We love cheerios,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, So this is good. Actually, but there I

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<v Speaker 4>think they're too big.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm giving this five balls, four bowls and a

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<v Speaker 1>spoon for me, four balls and a spoon. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, he's more like a Reese's peanut butter cup when

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<v Speaker 2>they're bigger versus when they're smaller.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna give it four bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know what I want to go longer today?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you?

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<v Speaker 4>We got another one serial killer in.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the serial Killers International job.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we're going in to own. Oh wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Last time you went international, that was disgusting. I heard

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<v Speaker 4>you two eating that.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it called?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know in Japanese.

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<v Speaker 4>Just when you said green tea, I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Well, your husband, Sheldon inspired me to go down

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<v Speaker 1>to the cereal sack. I'll be right back, Okay, going

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<v Speaker 1>down here. Oh there's so many.

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<v Speaker 4>Going down to the This is what he did on

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<v Speaker 4>his holiday break. You went to different stores.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's not true. A friend of mine. Don't look, Danielle,

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to peek a high school friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>Rob was in London, Okay, and he knows that we

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<v Speaker 1>do this podcast, and so when he got back, he

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<v Speaker 1>ninjaed me and left me a whole bag of cereals

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<v Speaker 1>on my front stoop. But the last time I got ninjaed,

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<v Speaker 1>it was by my neighbor and that was sour Patch

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<v Speaker 1>kid cereal and that sucked. So let's see you're ready. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going overseas now across the pond for Kellogg's Coco Pops. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're a little bit different over there. These are the

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<v Speaker 1>rocks variety.

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<v Speaker 2>Here it's Kellogg's Coco Pops rocks.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you think the Queen likes them?

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<v Speaker 1>There's different shapes. There's Coco the Monkey, he's my buddy, Your.

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<v Speaker 4>Majesty, do you love Cocoa Rock?

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't do?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Do you need me to change your diaper?

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<v Speaker 3>Coco Rocks Pops?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, Scott, I'm sorry. What's in this one?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They look like let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like there's a pillow type cereal in there,

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<v Speaker 1>so they could be filled. I don't know. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if those are hollow or fill. They look like

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<v Speaker 1>Coco puffs, okay, and then there's a crave looking thing

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<v Speaker 1>in there. There is a pillowy looking thing, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure if there's anything inside of it. Let's find out.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say. I really love how the UK is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>guess what in the back of the box. We're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to give you some fun activity. You're gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>fat if you eat this. Yeah, what is in't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's because it's in all different languages. This must

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<v Speaker 1>be exported all over the world, so it has to

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<v Speaker 1>be in all different languages.

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<v Speaker 4>So we did four cereals today.

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<v Speaker 1>Technically five because you ate that that other thing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>very crunchy. I don't know. The cocoa is not quite

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<v Speaker 1>as sweet as American cocoa.

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<v Speaker 4>And normally I love British stuff more because it's sweeter.

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<v Speaker 1>There is some sort of chocolate inside the pillow.

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<v Speaker 2>It just tastes more like an actual rock.

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<v Speaker 4>This is boring.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>No oh oh, really, I'm gonna three bullet.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, two balls a bullet. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>The milk is good too.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it, well, you could enjoy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, Queenie, it's not that great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait a second, I'm sorry. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>try the cocoa puffs with Lucky Charles Mark Mellis because

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't get to Micks Cereal Scott Hey man, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go for Oh I already ate this one, So this

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<v Speaker 1>one is just you know, for your trial. I try

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<v Speaker 1>and I messed up the top.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on, we have enough cups, we bet enough milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we please get a milk sponsor?

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<v Speaker 2>Holy hell, literally anything we will endure us, literally any product.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you an auto mall? Guess what we'll do it

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<v Speaker 2>if you would give us money to buy milk.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm cuga for cocoa puffs with Lucky Charms marshmallows. They're

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<v Speaker 1>magically delicious and so chocolate. By the way, did you

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<v Speaker 1>see that Bored and Milk Company has a filed for bankruptcy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's because the damn cow Elsey did not sponsor us.

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<v Speaker 1>If we would talk about bored and milk, every podcast whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Makes all kinds of stuff, are thousands of listeners would

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<v Speaker 2>have gone and got bored in that. We can actually

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<v Speaker 2>say that because we do actually technically have thousands of listeners.

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<v Speaker 4>Now do you think that they're bored and listening to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus, I like that. That was good.

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<v Speaker 2>You got me?

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<v Speaker 1>There are we drunk?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye?

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<v Speaker 4>How many? What do we eat today?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea to review.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you're going into diabetic shock. Hey, Siri,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going in diabetic shock.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Wwford.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Wilford, Walford, Wilford. I'm not eating it because

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<v Speaker 1>I already had it. Isn't that great?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god? Just get balls?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it works.

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<v Speaker 1>It's chocolate. Lucky Charms is what. That is?

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<v Speaker 2>Pastic right, everything about it works.

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<v Speaker 1>This is only available at Walmart right now? Anyway, that

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<v Speaker 1>is perfection.

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<v Speaker 4>That is amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like Sonny is on crack. I mean, look

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<v Speaker 1>at him.

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<v Speaker 2>Sonny always looks like he's on.

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would we do this?

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is Lucky Charms, Sir Charms is putting a

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<v Speaker 2>spell on him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, it is, that's bulls all right, we should go.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir Charms literally is like a crack dealer. To Sonny.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you like the chocolate cocoa puffs, but now

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<v Speaker 2>get ready for the sweets of my marshmallows too.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we should go. This is like twenty five minutes, aright,

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<v Speaker 1>we do a lot we did here. Try a throw

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<v Speaker 1>what's you throw at him?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually think my ear is broken.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that possible? It does not even make Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a coca pup, that's a cereal school. Oh fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, and you know what, maybe your dad's dairy farmer

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<v Speaker 1>and he wants to sponsor this podcast because we need

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<v Speaker 1>milk to No, I would just have a cow in

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<v Speaker 1>the corner. I just eat right out the guns from

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<v Speaker 1>the I must eat right out the gutter. I would

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, drink right out of the utter.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say the corner. I honestly wouldn't. Wait, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the same person who if I put my spoon

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<v Speaker 2>in your cup, will be like it's TOI con daminated.

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<v Speaker 2>But those are stuck on a cow water They're clean, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>said who said the cow? You're saying to me a cow,

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<v Speaker 2>a giant cow, a stinky cow. You're gonna go suck.

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<v Speaker 1>On an All I know is my dog's balls are

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<v Speaker 1>clean because he cleans them constantly, so the cows must

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<v Speaker 1>be the same. Really, all right, we gotta go. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for listening to Serial Killers until Monday. Have a

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<v Speaker 1>great weekend, and crunch guys, crunch. Why are you looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me like that?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling mama,