Speaker 1: Did you just say that you were happy that you
Speaker 1: didn't see me for three weeks?
Speaker 2: I meant it in the most endearing, loving ways, you know,
Speaker 2: like you know, like family sometimes all right when they
Speaker 2: see you.
Speaker 3: Okay, some much, Yes, the same.
Speaker 4: Reviewing.
Speaker 1: Stop, I'll just stop it. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Please, you don't care about this podcast or our listeners.
Speaker 1: And I have to tell you. You know, this is
Speaker 1: episode number seventy three, right, is it seventy three?
Speaker 4: The last episode? Oh no, it was in the last episode.
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he wasn't.
Speaker 1: Your daughter one, that's right. Welcome to Friday. This is
Speaker 1: episode seventy three. And Andrew doesn't care about this podcast
Speaker 1: because I had to have my twelve year old daughter
Speaker 1: come in here because Andrew wouldn't come in to record.
Speaker 2: Hi, everyone, and I hope you had a great holiday.
Speaker 2: It's me Andrew.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Great to talk to you all.
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm sorry, you know what. Hi Andrew, I
Speaker 1: love you. Hi, Danielle, Welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me New Year knew me.
Speaker 2: He wanted me to come in on a Saturday during vacation.
Speaker 2: Thank you. That's ay. It was a little crazy or
Speaker 2: my other option was four am, So this way he
Speaker 2: has enough time to edit it on Monday, now, the
Speaker 2: first day back coming it for him to record.
Speaker 1: I invited you in Saturday morning I was working. You
Speaker 1: could have come in at like ten. We would have to.
Speaker 2: Say in all caps because I saved the text message.
Speaker 1: Of course you did, Okay, the text.
Speaker 2: Message in all caps it was where was it?
Speaker 4: By the way, in the episode without you, His daughter
Speaker 4: Ashley sounds just as annoyed with him as you do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's all right. Can we get seriously with
Speaker 1: the following moment and everything trying to find you? Well,
Speaker 1: you don't know how to.
Speaker 2: I wish you a nice Mary Christmas. Yeah, well a
Speaker 2: happy Hanukah to you. And then you said we messed up.
Speaker 2: You'll need to come in at four am on Monday
Speaker 2: the sixth, so we can record episode seventy two for
Speaker 2: that day. If you don't you don't care about this.
Speaker 1: Podcast, Yeah, that's right, and obviously you don't.
Speaker 2: Or come in Saturday the fourth. We can go for brunch,
Speaker 2: which was a nice offer, but again it's a Saturday.
Speaker 2: I'm on vacation.
Speaker 1: I would have paid for it.
Speaker 2: And so then in all caps, if you think I
Speaker 2: care that much about this podcast. You should see a
Speaker 2: doctor gets some medication to make you say it again
Speaker 2: that you impersonating me.
Speaker 1: That's right, we're text all right crazy wow, here we are.
Speaker 1: So we made it. It's fine, it's fine here where
Speaker 1: it's Friday. Had a great week. You're ready to take
Speaker 1: some cereal?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so much stuff in stores. You have no idea.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: So I'll let Danielle, as our guest, choose would you
Speaker 1: like classic or new?
Speaker 4: I would like to start with the classic.
Speaker 1: You want classic? Okay? So this wow? See this is
Speaker 1: one of those cereals that is not trademarkable. So many
Speaker 1: different brands could make it. We've done three different brands
Speaker 1: of this type of cereal already. This one's been around
Speaker 1: since probably the two thousand and four or five, somewhere
Speaker 1: around there. It is a subsidiary. Yeah, no subsidiary. It's
Speaker 1: a subsidiary, is that right? Right? So it's a subsidiary
Speaker 1: of General Milk, Cascadian Farms brand.
Speaker 4: Oh I love Cascadian Farms, the Great Granola bars, the vanilla.
Speaker 2: Oh your ass crack is all the way an.
Speaker 4: See some other sack Supreal.
Speaker 1: Cascadian Farm Organic raisin brand. Oh what you don't you
Speaker 1: like raisin brand?
Speaker 5: Boring?
Speaker 1: It's a little bit boring, but we have to try
Speaker 1: all things. Now. It doesn't peer that these raisins have
Speaker 1: sugar on them. You know the Kellogg's one in the
Speaker 1: Post one. They sugared raisins. So I like that because
Speaker 1: it's sweet. So I'm not sure what's going to be
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 2: It's interesting that they chose a strawberry as their mascot
Speaker 2: for raisin brand.
Speaker 4: Is weird?
Speaker 1: Who I wouldn't put strawberries and raisin bran, grapes and
Speaker 1: strawberries together.
Speaker 2: I actually like raisin brands, most of them. I think
Speaker 2: all of them.
Speaker 1: Max, let's see feed your curiosity. Those are blueberries.
Speaker 4: Are they allowed to call it raisin bran? He did
Speaker 4: explain that it's a subsidiary. Is that I say, no, it.
Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with that. There are certain things
Speaker 1: that are not trademarkable by trade.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I was listening.
Speaker 1: Frosted flakes. Oh really, yeah, if you look corn.
Speaker 4: Flakes, because they're frosted and they're flakes.
Speaker 1: There's you know what I should find out.
Speaker 4: Exactly what well it sugary flakes because not.
Speaker 1: That went out in the seventies. Deer, you can't call
Speaker 1: things sugar anymore.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that, did you.
Speaker 1: What don't you remember sugar smacks and sugar sugar smacks,
Speaker 1: sugar crisp. Those are honey smacks now they're actually just smacks.
Speaker 4: I didn't know any of this, really.
Speaker 1: Don't remember when you were a kid and it was.
Speaker 4: I but I didn't realize that's the reason why they
Speaker 4: changed it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know what New Year knew me? Yes,
Speaker 1: because you know what, sugar is not very healthy, So
Speaker 1: you know, I like old you tone of dear.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start ending all my insults.
Speaker 4: Does my bread smell like salad dressing?
Speaker 2: Well? Does mine smell like coffee?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Two of us who are really scurious onion jacket? I
Speaker 1: ripped it.
Speaker 4: You did that in the last podcast with your daughter too.
Speaker 4: You were pissed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well all right, let's I don't see any raisin
Speaker 1: sh I did? I did? And I don't see a
Speaker 1: raisin here, dear, not one. There's what you got? One raisin?
Speaker 2: You know what I'm not going to eat.
Speaker 3: I like times.
Speaker 4: I will buy a separate box of raisins all.
Speaker 1: Right, greg T. Remember when he used to say, you know,
Speaker 1: I buy I make my own cereal. I buy brand
Speaker 1: flakes and then I get fresh raisins and I pour
Speaker 1: them in. Raisins aren't fresh by definition?
Speaker 4: What does he mean grapes?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it just means like a
Speaker 1: box of sun made raisins that he just opened.
Speaker 2: I need to bring something to the table.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: That my Nonah said to me on Christmas?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I heard about this.
Speaker 2: My Nona was saying to me, have you ever put
Speaker 2: espresso in your cereal? I was like, no, No, why
Speaker 2: would I do that? She's like, you know, you's delicious.
Speaker 2: You put the you put like an espresso and you
Speaker 2: mix it up with cheerios. It makes it And I'm
Speaker 2: like coffee milk?
Speaker 1: Like hot?
Speaker 2: Is she coffee?
Speaker 1: Is she related to Gene Simmons who was putting ice
Speaker 1: cubes and his cereal? What is that all about it?
Speaker 4: There's weird?
Speaker 2: Not one reason in this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is this one. There's one right here, we go,
Speaker 1: thank you? Ready? One?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: The flakes are not very crunchy.
Speaker 2: I find them to be too crunchy.
Speaker 4: Really, it tastes like nothing. The only thing that you
Speaker 4: can taste is the raisin.
Speaker 1: This is not a very good raisin bran.
Speaker 2: No, that's sad. I just want I feel like it's
Speaker 2: a shame for all of them.
Speaker 1: Whole grain, wheat, wheat bran, raisins sugar, So sugar's pretty
Speaker 1: far down there. That's why that's really not very sweet.
Speaker 4: Better for you at least Tascadian farms tend to be
Speaker 4: better for you.
Speaker 1: I think you just believe it is.
Speaker 2: But since are so good, Tascadian farms makes me think
Speaker 2: that it's like out in Seattle and it's like, oh
Speaker 2: they grow this like or giganically inhumane, But in reality
Speaker 2: it's probably in Tennessee and a giant factory.
Speaker 1: Well they started a long time ago, and then General
Speaker 1: Mills bought them, so now it's a General Mills company.
Speaker 1: It's now they're okay, No, I mean we like General Mills.
Speaker 1: They make great stuff.
Speaker 2: It's still not still no advertisers.
Speaker 4: What are you giving them?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, did Greg Egan call us yet?
Speaker 3: Not yet?
Speaker 1: Not yet? Oh so, speaking of eighties TV.
Speaker 4: I knew he was gonna get there somehow.
Speaker 1: I was watching Antenna TV over the break and like,
Speaker 1: Andrew will have no idea what this show is. Come on, Daniel, no, please,
Speaker 1: you don't need to No, Florence from the Jeffersons and
Speaker 1: Olivia from Sesame Street, we're all in the show.
Speaker 2: Moving on up.
Speaker 1: No, that's the Jefferson Jess Now seven with Jack?
Speaker 2: Why would I Why would I remember seven with Jack?
Speaker 2: Because family?
Speaker 1: Because it's on repeats.
Speaker 4: Where there was that you mentioned the other day? And
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe that you didn't know what the heck
Speaker 4: it was. I can't remember what it was now.
Speaker 1: He doesn't know anything I know.
Speaker 2: But it's it's great to be here. Thank you all
Speaker 2: so much. To a great start.
Speaker 1: Look who's driving up.
Speaker 4: The road.
Speaker 1: There's a new girl in town, same era, blinders.
Speaker 5: Come on, it's.
Speaker 1: Face in the name. All right, Andrew, this is great.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for having me on your
Speaker 2: eighties theme song.
Speaker 1: Where's Diamond?
Speaker 4: We should start an eighties theme song podcast?
Speaker 2: What would you do?
Speaker 1: Just play the theme song? No, because Diamond. There's someone
Speaker 1: in this show that Diamond reminds me of.
Speaker 2: Is this Trudy?
Speaker 1: What Trudy? Trudy? Who's Trudy?
Speaker 4: Facts of life?
Speaker 1: Nuts, Toty. I gotta go. I'm telling mama. Hey, Dwyane.
Speaker 1: No nothing, because.
Speaker 4: She's why because she tattletales on the.
Speaker 1: Old She just she talks like d Diamond. Wait real quick,
Speaker 1: say I'm telling mama.
Speaker 4: I'm telling mama.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Dee. And Shirley Hemple was in there the waitress.
Speaker 1: Do you know that when I was seventeen years old,
Speaker 1: Shirley Hemple wanted to put handcuffs on me?
Speaker 4: Where was this?
Speaker 1: I worked at another radio station when I was just
Speaker 1: a teenager and she was doing a comedy tour. And
Speaker 1: one of these days I'll show you the video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of Scott's stories from his childhood upon reflection require therapy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know why you are the way you are.
Speaker 2: Someone took me to a hotel that I didn't know about.
Speaker 2: It turns out it was a sex hotel. We didn't
Speaker 2: do anything though, Wait, should we eat cereal?
Speaker 4: We didn't rate the cereal.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is why Danielle needs to be Two
Speaker 2: balls Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cascadian Farm raisin brand, two balls
Speaker 2: across the board.
Speaker 1: Why are you watching me pull my pants off?
Speaker 4: I gotta say though, I like these raisins. You know why,
Speaker 4: because they're chewier, like a little harder.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: When the raisins are not so soft, a little hard.
Speaker 1: It may just be stale. Oh, I mean the best
Speaker 1: by date is February. So okay, all right, so let's
Speaker 1: move out of the new box. Okay, yes, Now this
Speaker 1: isn't along the trend of cereal companies making candy flavored cereal.
Speaker 1: We've had a few. We've had the favorite cereal. We
Speaker 1: had Tower Patch Kids, and those are going away.
Speaker 4: What oh god, I was throwing away the spoons. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the Sower Patch Kids cereal is going
Speaker 1: away because it's on the it's on the clearance racket
Speaker 1: shop right now. It takes roast, all right. So here
Speaker 1: in the long line of candy cereals.
Speaker 4: Wait, you're going down to the cereal set.
Speaker 1: I'm going down to the cereal set. He's showing his
Speaker 1: cereal crack. You're ready from General Mills.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, oh oh.
Speaker 1: What Jolly Rancher cereal?
Speaker 4: Because your daughter Ashley was dying to do that.
Speaker 1: That's right, she thought that's what it was going to be.
Speaker 4: But it was not Jolly Rancher.
Speaker 2: Are you from my understanding? What you got to have
Speaker 2: cocoa puffs with marshmallows? Lucky Charms, marshmallows, and you give
Speaker 2: me Jolly Ranchers cereal.
Speaker 1: That's your punishment for not coming in on your off day.
Speaker 2: My off day. It's called a vacation. I'm entitled to it.
Speaker 4: The cereal squirrel, get you that one.
Speaker 1: No, No, this one I just found in Walmart, and
Speaker 1: we've got a hunch that you'll love it. A bunch
Speaker 1: it right on the back.
Speaker 4: It tastes like fruit loops.
Speaker 2: I want to try one of the shapes dry first
Speaker 2: to see if it tastes like No, we don't do that,
Speaker 2: but I want to know if the grape one tastes
Speaker 2: like grape.
Speaker 4: Because you're not allowed.
Speaker 2: Gras are my favorite.
Speaker 1: Scotty shakes. Scotty is shaking.
Speaker 2: What are you shaking?
Speaker 1: Well, there's different colors in here body shape.
Speaker 4: Hey, no, I mean saying then when you do it,
Speaker 4: it's funny.
Speaker 1: See now. Jolly Ranchers is sometimes a little tart. Yes,
Speaker 1: some of the apples, some of them appleur.
Speaker 2: You just did your your tourist again.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just smells like sugary sweet cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh little fruity.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure. Oh god, if it's sour, it's not
Speaker 4: going to be good.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's sour. It's not.
Speaker 2: Hold on, if my left eye twitches, he milks. Sorry,
Speaker 2: didn't miss that? Did not miss that?
Speaker 4: I did. It's funny.
Speaker 2: He's special in his own way.
Speaker 1: See, I can only use like a little bit of
Speaker 1: milk because I'm running out of the a too low
Speaker 1: fat milk.
Speaker 2: Still not a sponsor?
Speaker 1: Not a sponsor?
Speaker 4: How many do you only buy milk that you have
Speaker 4: a coupon for?
Speaker 1: Usually? Yes, a two was on sale and I had
Speaker 1: a seventy five cent coupon, so would double to a
Speaker 1: dollar fifty?
Speaker 4: How much did it come there?
Speaker 1: This cost me about fifty cents?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's usually about a five dollars container of milks.
Speaker 2: All right, it get back to this show. Because he
Speaker 2: isn't not a kopa pecket.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's vitamins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it smells like fruit punch, Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 4: I look how big the pieces of too much?
Speaker 1: Oh? Speaking of big pieces, bonus box coming up? Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's try this here we go.
Speaker 2: Tune in for the bonus.
Speaker 1: Oh, very sweet. It tastes like kool aid. It tastes
Speaker 1: like drink mix.
Speaker 4: That's not good. No, no, it's got like a sweet
Speaker 4: and sour taste.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was expecting. It's like a coating.
Speaker 2: I can't get the smell as a cereal based off
Speaker 2: of a candy. They really do make the The.
Speaker 1: Cereal tastes like the can say. It does taste like
Speaker 1: Jolly Ranchers, there's no doubt, but that shouldn't be a cereal.
Speaker 2: Literally, it's as if someone unwrapped fifty Jolly Ranchers and
Speaker 2: just putting milk on top of it, and then you
Speaker 2: bite into it and it's gross. But I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: see if the grapeline tastes like grape does it? It does?
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting. Two balls in a spoon.
Speaker 4: I think it tastes better without milk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we don't eat cereal like that. Two balls
Speaker 1: and a spoon for me.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, one bowl.
Speaker 4: I'll give it a bowl and a spoon so.
Speaker 1: I can bring this one home to the kids.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, this is disgusting.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Cooper's going to be so excited when
Speaker 4: you bring this on.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a second, so wait, hold on, sorry, my
Speaker 1: head's going at that.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a flake. I thought there was a smush
Speaker 1: something on the balls. So anyway, over vacation, I promised
Speaker 1: that we talk about this controversy. So I'm sure you
Speaker 1: saw Andrew. One of the cereal companies is not very
Speaker 1: happy with us because in the Spoony Awards, Cereal School
Speaker 1: one worst cereal of the year. Yes, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not like if you win a raspberry. If you're an actor,
Speaker 1: you know you win it. Whatever.
Speaker 2: Berry went and accepted her award for Catwoman. See for
Speaker 2: when she won the.
Speaker 1: Holly Berry won a raspberry. All right, So anyway, so
Speaker 1: Cereal School was not happy with us because you know,
Speaker 1: they're just trying to do their thing. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, well we're catering to people with diabetes and
Speaker 1: people that do keto and whatever. But it still needs
Speaker 1: to taste good, is what we think. So Danielle, my
Speaker 1: pocket I have because you never got to try this,
Speaker 1: So Andrew, you don't have to eat the skin that one.
Speaker 1: Oh it's cocoa. You love chocolate thing, don't you. They're delicious.
Speaker 3: Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 4: You already poisoned me with two other cereals.
Speaker 2: Let's just disclaimer though, Cereal School. We actually do appreciate
Speaker 2: what you're doing your small business.
Speaker 1: No, this is not the bonus box. This is just
Speaker 1: a side note.
Speaker 2: It's really cool what you're doing. It's just it's not
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 1: It's not for us. That's alms.
Speaker 2: Maybe Daniel will like it right now.
Speaker 1: Look, you guys are in business. Obviously you're doing something.
Speaker 2: Right, but you're not gonna like that.
Speaker 1: You're making me try that Cereal School cocoa. There's also
Speaker 1: the honeymil.
Speaker 2: It doesn't walk us through it.
Speaker 3: It actually it.
Speaker 1: Smells great coca right, Okay, go ahead, try something. Get
Speaker 1: the garbage camps At first, it's okay.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's awful. What did you just take
Speaker 4: a picture of me throwing off in the garbage can?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh that's gross.
Speaker 1: Oh in the aftertaste, the aftertaste is horrendous.
Speaker 3: What the hell is that?
Speaker 1: It's monk fruit? It's it's sweetened with monk fruit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not good. I'm sorry, Cereal School, it's very
Speaker 4: nice that we're trying to do. I'd rather not eat cereal.
Speaker 1: Go check them out the Cereal School on Instagram and
Speaker 1: Facebook and Twitter, and go buy the cereal you try
Speaker 1: and see how bad it is?
Speaker 4: You know, Oh my god, maybe people obviously like it
Speaker 4: if you're.
Speaker 1: Still around again, Because people with diabetes and people that
Speaker 1: do keto and people that need that cereal.
Speaker 4: I would find something else to eat them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to have a piece of fruit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Apple or beef jerky. Beef jerky has no carbs. If
Speaker 2: you're doing keto with.
Speaker 1: Milk for breakfast, cool.
Speaker 2: Cereal killers.
Speaker 1: All right, now, this cereal, this could have been a
Speaker 1: new cereal. I feel like I might be wasting it. Andrew,
Speaker 1: what's the matter? Jolly?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The green apple, Jolly rancher is the one that makes
Speaker 4: it bitter. If you have the pink and the blue
Speaker 4: and the grape, they're good, but the green apple is
Speaker 4: the one that makes the taste weird.
Speaker 2: What's green apple?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And oh my god, you know what, I played a
Speaker 1: jingle like ten minutes ago. Go ahead, go ahead, I
Speaker 1: know what what? Go ahead?
Speaker 2: Somebody should make a green apple cereal because I think
Speaker 2: somebody out there would actually like that.
Speaker 1: It won't last very long, all right, I'm going down
Speaker 1: to the cereal sack. Where is it now? This cereal
Speaker 1: has been around since nineteen ninety four. Or so I
Speaker 1: pay the dn't go already, just get to the backs.
Speaker 1: There's been other there's been other. There have been some
Speaker 1: seasonal varieties of the cereal. For Halloween, there was bats.
Speaker 1: For Easter. I believe there was bunnies.
Speaker 4: Oh, what is it?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: I know what it is? What is it? Just kidding?
Speaker 2: Its peeps, Peeps, I don't know peeps Easter. Did you
Speaker 2: say Easter? I did, Yeah, pepe there's peeps bats anyway.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, real marshmallows, not cereal. Your dopey dope, all right.
Speaker 2: So it should be dope. I'm not just a dope.
Speaker 2: I'm a dopey dope.
Speaker 1: It's from General Mills. It's in an orange box. Come on, peeps,
Speaker 1: that's that's a yellow box. And that's from Kellos Kigs
Speaker 1: is in an orange box. We've done kicks with ceios
Speaker 1: no anyway. So it's puffs, big puffs. See. I didn't
Speaker 1: think we needed to try it as a new cereal
Speaker 1: because we've had Reese's puffs before. They're gonna taste the same.
Speaker 1: But that's a big pop.
Speaker 2: It sounds on the size.
Speaker 1: It's way way way bigger than regulars.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's the worst Why are they.
Speaker 2: Making cereal over size? We don't need this.
Speaker 1: Well, remember when we open the hershy kisses Cerea like hockeme,
Speaker 1: they're not bigger.
Speaker 4: Well, here you go, I gotta say the pieces in
Speaker 4: the Oh my god.
Speaker 1: These hold on, they're huge.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when we were kids and I think
Speaker 1: they just came back Andrew, you don't remember because you
Speaker 1: weren't a kid. Remember planters, cheese puffs, the balls? Remember
Speaker 1: the balls? Okay, that's what these look like. That's how
Speaker 1: big they are. Holy hat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's corn pop size. When you're ready, look at this.
Speaker 1: Watch watch, watch. They're like the twenty five cent bouncy
Speaker 1: balls you buy in the little machine of the diner.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh I gotta give you milk.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, look at that.
Speaker 2: You could choke on these, the whole hazard.
Speaker 4: You got to make sure your kids have teeth.
Speaker 1: You can't be a lot of winner. If you listen
Speaker 1: to the show, you get it.
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is going to be a
Speaker 4: good consistency for Cereal.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what's the only problem with Reese's Puff?
Speaker 2: Cereal almost like what is it? The cap'in crunch one
Speaker 2: peanut butter crunch, the roof of your mouth just gets destroyed.
Speaker 1: Yeah. These you probably have to let salt a little.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what they're gonna taste like. But
Speaker 1: already one, two, three.
Speaker 4: Mmmm, it's good, you know what.
Speaker 1: They're airy enough that it's okay that they're this big.
Speaker 1: Here's a really good put shelbred on.
Speaker 4: Hello, honey, Hi, you're on the Cereal Killers podcast, So
Speaker 4: don't curse. I just put you to the microphone.
Speaker 1: Hey, do they have spotted Dick cereal over there? It's
Speaker 1: not a cereal, It's it's a delicious tree. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't believe it's they should make that. I know
Speaker 1: it comes in the can.
Speaker 4: Scotty likes it in the can. Honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll be done in a few minutes. I
Speaker 4: call you right back.
Speaker 2: Okay, is she late?
Speaker 1: Is she late for a closing?
Speaker 4: No on the podcast? Last time I was supposed to
Speaker 4: do it with them the end of the Year podcast
Speaker 4: for the Spoony Awards. Oh yeah, and I was late
Speaker 4: for closing with Sheldon, who is a real estate agent.
Speaker 4: And I realized it last minute and I had to leave,
Speaker 4: and they were a little disappointed in me.
Speaker 1: All right, you have fun, Thanks for calling.
Speaker 4: I love you, alight, I'll call you ae. We love cheerios,
Speaker 4: all right, So this is good. Actually, but there I
Speaker 4: think they're too big.
Speaker 1: No, I'm giving this five balls, four bowls and a
Speaker 1: spoon for me, four balls and a spoon. I like it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, he's more like a Reese's peanut butter cup when
Speaker 2: they're bigger versus when they're smaller.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give it four bowls.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I want to go longer today?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 4: We got another one serial killer in.
Speaker 1: That was the serial Killers International job.
Speaker 4: Oh, we're going in to own. Oh wait a minute.
Speaker 4: Last time you went international, that was disgusting. I heard
Speaker 4: you two eating that.
Speaker 2: What was it called?
Speaker 1: I don't even know in Japanese.
Speaker 4: Just when you said green tea, I was like.
Speaker 1: No, Well, your husband, Sheldon inspired me to go down
Speaker 1: to the cereal sack. I'll be right back, Okay, going
Speaker 1: down here. Oh there's so many.
Speaker 4: Going down to the This is what he did on
Speaker 4: his holiday break. You went to different stores.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. A friend of mine. Don't look, Danielle,
Speaker 1: you're trying to peek a high school friend of mine,
Speaker 1: Rob was in London, Okay, and he knows that we
Speaker 1: do this podcast, and so when he got back, he
Speaker 1: ninjaed me and left me a whole bag of cereals
Speaker 1: on my front stoop. But the last time I got ninjaed,
Speaker 1: it was by my neighbor and that was sour Patch
Speaker 1: kid cereal and that sucked. So let's see you're ready. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going overseas now across the pond for Kellogg's Coco Pops. Oh,
Speaker 1: they're a little bit different over there. These are the
Speaker 1: rocks variety.
Speaker 2: Here it's Kellogg's Coco Pops rocks.
Speaker 4: Do you think the Queen likes them?
Speaker 1: There's different shapes. There's Coco the Monkey, he's my buddy, Your.
Speaker 4: Majesty, do you love Cocoa Rock?
Speaker 5: Didn't do?
Speaker 1: What? Do you need me to change your diaper?
Speaker 3: Coco Rocks Pops?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Scott, I'm sorry. What's in this one?
Speaker 1: I don't know. They look like let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: It looks like there's a pillow type cereal in there,
Speaker 1: so they could be filled. I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if those are hollow or fill. They look like
Speaker 1: Coco puffs, okay, and then there's a crave looking thing
Speaker 1: in there. There is a pillowy looking thing, so I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if there's anything inside of it. Let's find out.
Speaker 2: I gotta say. I really love how the UK is like, hey,
Speaker 2: guess what in the back of the box. We're not
Speaker 2: going to give you some fun activity. You're gonna get
Speaker 2: fat if you eat this. Yeah, what is in't it?
Speaker 1: Well, it's because it's in all different languages. This must
Speaker 1: be exported all over the world, so it has to
Speaker 1: be in all different languages.
Speaker 4: So we did four cereals today.
Speaker 1: Technically five because you ate that that other thing. It's
Speaker 1: very crunchy. I don't know. The cocoa is not quite
Speaker 1: as sweet as American cocoa.
Speaker 4: And normally I love British stuff more because it's sweeter.
Speaker 1: There is some sort of chocolate inside the pillow.
Speaker 2: It just tastes more like an actual rock.
Speaker 4: This is boring.
Speaker 2: It's not good.
Speaker 1: No oh oh, really, I'm gonna three bullet.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, two balls a bullet. It's not
Speaker 2: my favorite.
Speaker 1: The milk is good too.
Speaker 2: I like it, well, you could enjoy.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Queenie, it's not that great.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a second, I'm sorry. Do you want to
Speaker 1: try the cocoa puffs with Lucky Charles Mark Mellis because
Speaker 1: you didn't get to Micks Cereal Scott Hey man, we'll
Speaker 1: go for Oh I already ate this one, So this
Speaker 1: one is just you know, for your trial. I try
Speaker 1: and I messed up the top.
Speaker 4: Hold on, we have enough cups, we bet enough milk.
Speaker 1: Can we please get a milk sponsor?
Speaker 2: Holy hell, literally anything we will endure us, literally any product.
Speaker 2: Are you an auto mall? Guess what we'll do it
Speaker 2: if you would give us money to buy milk.
Speaker 1: I'm cuga for cocoa puffs with Lucky Charms marshmallows. They're
Speaker 1: magically delicious and so chocolate. By the way, did you
Speaker 1: see that Bored and Milk Company has a filed for bankruptcy.
Speaker 1: That's because the damn cow Elsey did not sponsor us.
Speaker 1: If we would talk about bored and milk, every podcast whatever.
Speaker 2: Makes all kinds of stuff, are thousands of listeners would
Speaker 2: have gone and got bored in that. We can actually
Speaker 2: say that because we do actually technically have thousands of listeners.
Speaker 4: Now do you think that they're bored and listening to this.
Speaker 1: Jesus, I like that. That was good.
Speaker 2: You got me?
Speaker 1: There are we drunk?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 4: How many? What do we eat today?
Speaker 1: I have no idea to review.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're going into diabetic shock. Hey, Siri,
Speaker 2: I'm going in diabetic shock.
Speaker 1: I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 1: Ask him.
Speaker 2: That's Wwford.
Speaker 1: It was Wilford, Walford, Wilford. I'm not eating it because
Speaker 1: I already had it. Isn't that great?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Just get balls?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it works.
Speaker 1: It's chocolate. Lucky Charms is what. That is?
Speaker 2: Pastic right, everything about it works.
Speaker 1: This is only available at Walmart right now? Anyway, that
Speaker 1: is perfection.
Speaker 4: That is amazing.
Speaker 1: It looks like Sonny is on crack. I mean, look
Speaker 1: at him.
Speaker 2: Sonny always looks like he's on.
Speaker 1: What is going on here?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Why would we do this?
Speaker 2: The problem is Lucky Charms, Sir Charms is putting a
Speaker 2: spell on him.
Speaker 1: That's right, it is, that's bulls all right, we should go.
Speaker 2: Sir Charms literally is like a crack dealer. To Sonny.
Speaker 2: I know you like the chocolate cocoa puffs, but now
Speaker 2: get ready for the sweets of my marshmallows too.
Speaker 1: All right, we should go. This is like twenty five minutes, aright,
Speaker 1: we do a lot we did here. Try a throw
Speaker 1: what's you throw at him?
Speaker 2: I actually think my ear is broken.
Speaker 1: Is that possible? It does not even make Oh that's
Speaker 1: not a coca pup, that's a cereal school. Oh fun.
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Speaker 4: How do you know who the thousandth follower is?
Speaker 1: Well, because you know, once it gets like to the
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Speaker 1: Hey, and you know what, maybe your dad's dairy farmer
Speaker 1: and he wants to sponsor this podcast because we need
Speaker 1: milk to No, I would just have a cow in
Speaker 1: the corner. I just eat right out the guns from
Speaker 1: the I must eat right out the gutter. I would
Speaker 1: just you know, drink right out of the utter.
Speaker 2: I have to say the corner. I honestly wouldn't. Wait, no,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: No, not.
Speaker 2: You're the same person who if I put my spoon
Speaker 2: in your cup, will be like it's TOI con daminated.
Speaker 2: But those are stuck on a cow water They're clean, Okay,
Speaker 2: said who said the cow? You're saying to me a cow,
Speaker 2: a giant cow, a stinky cow. You're gonna go suck.
Speaker 1: On an All I know is my dog's balls are
Speaker 1: clean because he cleans them constantly, so the cows must
Speaker 1: be the same. Really, all right, we gotta go. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening to Serial Killers until Monday. Have a
Speaker 1: great weekend, and crunch guys, crunch. Why are you looking
Speaker 1: at me like that?
Speaker 4: I'm telling mama,