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Speaker 1: named Kipling is on the phone today for a second
Speaker 1: date update. He sounds very high class. Yes he does, Kipling.
Speaker 1: Apparently he's not very good at dating, doesn't date a
Speaker 1: whole lot, and he's afraid that his nerves might have
Speaker 1: got the best of him on his first date. Kip,
Speaker 1: how you doing good? Good? Can I call you Kip? Yes? Actually,
Speaker 1: Kip is most people call me Kip. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: want I don't know why. I just don't want to
Speaker 1: call you Kippling the whole time. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: But it sounds weird. Yeah, it's kind of yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a weird name. Okay, So Kip. Now I want to
Speaker 1: call you Kipling every time. I mean you can if
Speaker 1: you want to. All right, I remember you're getting made
Speaker 1: fun of by a guy named Jubils, so you're fine, dude.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, Well, Kip kipling whatever. Just tell
Speaker 1: us about your first date a little bit. What's the problem. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: so I don't generally date a lot like for the
Speaker 1: most part, Okay, I just don't go on a lot
Speaker 1: of dates. I don't do the whole online dating thing
Speaker 1: just because it's weird and hard. But anyways, this friend
Speaker 1: of mine at work, she sort of showed me this
Speaker 1: her friend Mona, showing me pictures of her. And it
Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're trying to say your friend
Speaker 1: from work cooked you up with a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Am I not explaining that right? Well, I mean you did.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like you're a little nervous maybe, and
Speaker 1: kind of all over the place. Okay, sorry, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're fine, man, You're doing a really good job. You're
Speaker 1: here with friends. Kip will help you out. So your
Speaker 1: friend set you up with a lady, right, My friend
Speaker 1: set me up with this girl, and we talked on
Speaker 1: the phone and we decided to go to a restaurant.
Speaker 1: And you know, I picked a really nice restaurant because
Speaker 1: I wanted to impress her. I mean, she she looked
Speaker 1: really cute. I hadn't been on a date in a while,
Speaker 1: and you know, I wanted to take her somewhere where
Speaker 1: they have silverware. Yeah, I think that's a good new
Speaker 1: A woman will always love you if you feed her. Well, well, well,
Speaker 1: I guess right, but so but I got there late.
Speaker 1: I misjudged the traffic and I got there like fifteen
Speaker 1: maybe twenty minutes late. Oh wow, that that is a
Speaker 1: lot late. Like five minutes is okay. But if you're
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes late, yeah, I know. Did you text her
Speaker 1: and say, hey, run in a little bit behind. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to text while I was driving. I
Speaker 1: don't know when should do that. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Back to your date, Kip, How did she react when
Speaker 1: you were that late? Did she seem up that by that?
Speaker 1: She seemed fine with it. She she was really nice
Speaker 1: about it. But I was already so nervous because I
Speaker 1: was late, and then this thing happened. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: I was surprised by the by the size of her.
Speaker 1: She had a really big chest area. Okay, that'll happen.
Speaker 1: That'll happen. Sometimes she had boobs. This is what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't. It's not I wasn't bothered by it. Obviously,
Speaker 1: but I was. I just sometimes I would catch myself,
Speaker 1: you know, not talking or looking at her face, and
Speaker 1: and I was just really nervous, and so at one
Speaker 1: point I feel like I overcompensated and then I just
Speaker 1: stared too much at her face. Is it? It's kind
Speaker 1: of like when somebody has a weird growth on their
Speaker 1: face or something and you're like, I can't look at it,
Speaker 1: and then you keep catching yourself looking at it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But if, like, if that was on her chest, did
Speaker 1: she too, I guess apparently did you actually address the
Speaker 1: problem or did you guys not talk about I'm serious, like, no, no, No,
Speaker 1: that her that if she had big boobs. No, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I have not a huge chest, but I
Speaker 1: have a larger top half. And you know, when somebody's
Speaker 1: staring sometimes I'll just ask, you know, hey, appear well,
Speaker 1: if you're asking me if I went online and looked
Speaker 1: at pictures of you, I haven't. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: she's saying that at all. I think she's saying did
Speaker 1: it ever get brought up that you were having trouble
Speaker 1: paying attention to the conversation because of your date's boobs? No?
Speaker 1: I thought that Brooke was asking me if I had
Speaker 1: ever seen her chest. No, no, she wasn't. But hey,
Speaker 1: you can always go to the website after the second
Speaker 1: date update is done and look if you want. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. All right, So did she make any
Speaker 1: reference to you staring at her chest or not staring
Speaker 1: at her chest? No? No, not that I remember, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean no, So it was just something that you
Speaker 1: were self conscious about on the date. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I was self conscious that I was self conscious about it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the whole time, that's all you were thinking about
Speaker 1: is don't look too long at her boobs. Oh crap.
Speaker 1: I looked at her boobs, Oh my gosh. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then I was thinking about thinking about looking at her boobs.
Speaker 1: And it was just there, just downhill for you. Did
Speaker 1: you hear a word that she said on the date?
Speaker 1: I mean, I know at one point she was talking
Speaker 1: about swimming, but I have no idea what that was about.
Speaker 1: How long did you spend it? Did her staring at
Speaker 1: her breasts? Well, so that was the thing I thought
Speaker 1: that I don't know. In my mind, I thought dinner
Speaker 1: and drinks would last like three hours, and then we
Speaker 1: were done by like forty five minutes. So I started
Speaker 1: to panic, and I was, you know, suggesting a bunch
Speaker 1: of activities, like you want to go bowling or I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just suggesting these activities, and she kind
Speaker 1: of wasn't really into it. She said she had to
Speaker 1: go and meet a friend, and you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I walked her to her car, and I didn't get
Speaker 1: a chance to like try to kiss her or anything
Speaker 1: because she was getting in her car. And then then
Speaker 1: then I asked her if I could call her, but
Speaker 1: she was closing the door. I don't know if she
Speaker 1: heard me or not. You need to walk her to
Speaker 1: her car, and she didn't really say much to you
Speaker 1: and close the door in your face, because that's what
Speaker 1: it sounds like. Well, it wasn't that bad. I was
Speaker 1: just a little nervous until by the time I, you know,
Speaker 1: worked up the courage to just ask if I could
Speaker 1: call her, she was closing the door. I picture her
Speaker 1: driving out of the park and I like, connect car. No, okay,
Speaker 1: kind of kid. You sound like a really nice guy
Speaker 1: talking to you, but your description of the date sounds
Speaker 1: like you acted like an awkward curve. Yes, No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't being pervious. Just that was what was on
Speaker 1: my mind about and I don't date a lot, and
Speaker 1: I thought that this girl was really nice and we
Speaker 1: kind of a nice time. I just was hoping you
Speaker 1: guys can help me figure out, like what when wrong? Okay,
Speaker 1: we can definitely do that. What we'll do is we'll
Speaker 1: play a song come back caller, and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, Okay, thanks guy, Okay, hang on brooking
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning dates. I can honestly say, out
Speaker 1: of all the second date updates we've ever done, the
Speaker 1: hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of second date updates, I've
Speaker 1: never wanted anybody to get a second date more than
Speaker 1: my man Kipling, who's on the phone right now to
Speaker 1: do a second date update story of an under gone
Speaker 1: You might know him as the Kipmeister, the Kipping dat
Speaker 1: mister Kipplesworth. Kipling is on the phone right now. He's
Speaker 1: a great dude, but he got a little nervous on
Speaker 1: his first date because he was ambushed by a woman
Speaker 1: with big bazooms, and that will happen from time to time.
Speaker 1: Kip was not ready for it. If you were listening
Speaker 1: to the first part of the Second Date outdate. Kip
Speaker 1: explained that he has not dated very much. He went
Speaker 1: out with a girl that he met through a co
Speaker 1: worker and when he met her at the restaurant, which
Speaker 1: he was fifteen minutes late too, by the way, she
Speaker 1: actually had a very large chest and Kip was nervous
Speaker 1: the whole time and couldn't pay attention and he barely
Speaker 1: heard a word. She said. She ended the date by
Speaker 1: just hopping in the car and leaving, and he hasn't
Speaker 1: spoken to her since. Kipling, Are you ready? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hope you can work to your magic, your thing, you know. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll see if we can do our thing. Here. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna doll the phonnel right now, okay, okay, Hello, I
Speaker 1: was looking for Mona. Yeah, this is her. Hello Mona.
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil and I host a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, cool. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard the show before? It all? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: I mean I've heard of you. I just don't listen often. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: Well you may have never listened really before, but you're
Speaker 1: actually on the show right now. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I mean that one of our listeners actually sent us
Speaker 1: an email about you, about me yep, really yep, And
Speaker 1: they said all nice things too. That's great. What what
Speaker 1: what's it about? It's about a date that you went
Speaker 1: on recently? Really? Yeah, you went on a date with
Speaker 1: a guy named Kipling? Oh wow, yeah you mean k
Speaker 1: I do? Yes, I do. And he actually emailed us
Speaker 1: because he wanted us to get a hold of you.
Speaker 1: I guess you're not calling him back since your date
Speaker 1: and he's confused. Yeah, um, is there a reason why
Speaker 1: you don't want to go out with him again? I mean,
Speaker 1: he seemed like a really sweet guy, but I get
Speaker 1: to tell he was really really nervous, like anxiously nervous,
Speaker 1: like kind of extremely awkward on a scale of one
Speaker 1: to ten and the most awkward dates you've ever been on?
Speaker 1: How was this date a fifteen? I don't tell you
Speaker 1: why I asked it like that because we actually talked
Speaker 1: to Kipling. Sounds like a nice guy, but he was
Speaker 1: also very nervous talking to us, So I can't imagine
Speaker 1: how he would be on a date. Yeah, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like everything you can imagine, like times a thousand. Did
Speaker 1: it get better as you guys hung out longer? No,
Speaker 1: it only got worse. How did it get worse, like
Speaker 1: he showed up almost twenty minutes la right without letting
Speaker 1: me know when he walked in though, despite being twenty
Speaker 1: minutes late, were you kind of excited like, Oh he's cute.
Speaker 1: I mean he was like nerdy, awkward cute. Maybe this
Speaker 1: could end well. But I've been waiting for him to order.
Speaker 1: And the waitress came and he gave her our menus
Speaker 1: and said we wouldn't be drink food. We were just
Speaker 1: going to get drinks. But I'd waited all day to eat.
Speaker 1: Was already after seven and I hadn't eaten, and all
Speaker 1: we were getting was drinks. Like we went to this
Speaker 1: nice restaurant and we weren't even going to get food, Like,
Speaker 1: why didn't you go to the bar? Oh? I would
Speaker 1: have been like, hell no, I'm getting food. You don't
Speaker 1: even want to see me when I'm hungry. Right now,
Speaker 1: we were like a few drinks in and I started
Speaker 1: getting a little tipsy, and I finally was like hey, man,
Speaker 1: like I'm really hungry because obabe we order something and
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, sure, I'll get an appetizer for
Speaker 1: us to split. Oh wow. So then he decides to
Speaker 1: get kylamari, which is fine. It was great and I
Speaker 1: was eating and he could tell that I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: So then he says, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: And of course I said sure, And he asked me
Speaker 1: if I'm having a good time? Because my face doesn't
Speaker 1: look like I'm having a good time. Your face doesn't
Speaker 1: look like you're having fun. What did you say to that?
Speaker 1: I just smiled and put mark Calamari in right now.
Speaker 1: You were, though, probably showing some pain on your face
Speaker 1: at this point. I think at that point, a few
Speaker 1: drinks in, no food in my stomach, I couldn't hide
Speaker 1: a thing, all right, So it was just a very
Speaker 1: awkward time for you. It was extremely awkward. You know
Speaker 1: what else is going to be awkward? What? He's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to
Speaker 1: you right now. Wait what, Kip? Where you at Himna?
Speaker 1: Oh no, hi, Kip, hip, Kip? Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: I'm confused? Well, you weren't. You weren't answering my messages.
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you and see if you
Speaker 1: wanted to go on another date. Kid. Did you hear
Speaker 1: what I said about our first date? Yeah? And but listen,
Speaker 1: the thing is okay. So I don't date a lot,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I really liked you when you made me nervous.
Speaker 1: And I was already really nervous because I was late.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, I just showed up and I
Speaker 1: just wasn't expecting a woman of your nature to be there.
Speaker 1: Does mean what did that mean? Kids? Oh? I just
Speaker 1: mean you're very You're very beautiful. You know, you're very captivating.
Speaker 1: You have captivating features, you know, kid, that's really that's
Speaker 1: really see. Yeah, and I just I just got nervous.
Speaker 1: And that's why maybe I wasn't the best dater. Like
Speaker 1: I was nervous and I could tell you you weren't
Speaker 1: having a good time. And the reason I didn't order
Speaker 1: a bunch of food is because I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: we were gonna, you know, something was going to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about, Kip? What was gonna happen
Speaker 1: if you ordered food? I don't know. Maybe you just
Speaker 1: if you know, you don't know what happens if if
Speaker 1: the date goes well, and you know, I just didn't
Speaker 1: want to have, you know, anyone to feel awkward about
Speaker 1: having bad breadth or have stuff in their teeth or anything.
Speaker 1: You mean, like if you guys are gonna kiss or
Speaker 1: something at the end there. Yeah, okay, I thought he
Speaker 1: was platting a lot more than that. Me too, But
Speaker 1: I'm not really giving Kip that much. Tread was like
Speaker 1: damp side, slow down, No, no, no. I just meant kissing,
Speaker 1: like we might kiss if it went. Well, it's a day.
Speaker 1: How would you know, kid? You know, like I get
Speaker 1: being nervous, like going on dates and stuff, but you
Speaker 1: probably don't want to ask if they're having a good
Speaker 1: time because their face doesn't look happy, kind of a
Speaker 1: and off. I didn't mean like that. I mean, your
Speaker 1: face is beautiful, You're I mean your whole is beautiful.
Speaker 1: You're beautiful. You know. I didn't mean it like that.
Speaker 1: I just meant like I could tell like you weren't
Speaker 1: having a good time, and I wanted you to have
Speaker 1: a good time, you know, Yeah, Kip, but like maybe
Speaker 1: you could have phrased it a little differently. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I look, I was nervous and I don't date a lot, okay,
Speaker 1: but like listen, I'm a really nice guy, and you know,
Speaker 1: I just feel like I could do it right. You know,
Speaker 1: we could go somewhere and get food and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I think about like he's laying it all out there.
Speaker 1: Maybe next time, because it's all out in the open,
Speaker 1: he won't have those same type of nerves. I mean
Speaker 1: he's really sweet and everything he does seems pretty genuine.
Speaker 1: Well how about this, mona, Would you go out with
Speaker 1: Kip on a second date? I will pay for it? Oh? Um,
Speaker 1: free second date? What's that said? We would get food?
Speaker 1: This time? You can get food. I promise yes. We
Speaker 1: could do whatever. We could go bowling or get food
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's the same Kip. You really like bowling,
Speaker 1: don't you. I just don't eat a lot. And that's
Speaker 1: just the last date I went on. We went bowling
Speaker 1: and we had a great time. Oh you guys don't
Speaker 1: have to go bowling if you don't want to him
Speaker 1: on it. You can do anything. We will pay for it, though.
Speaker 1: Will you go out with Kipling again? You know what?
Speaker 1: I guess he does deserve a second chance. That also
Speaker 1: sounded not painful. You're saying, yes, yes, I'll go out
Speaker 1: with Kip again. Yes, really it's you won't regret it,
Speaker 1: I promise. Congratulations, Kipling, you got a second date. Man, Wow,
Speaker 1: I can't believe you guys did this. This is amazing, Kip,
Speaker 1: I can't believe we did it either. A text in
Speaker 1: at seven eight five nine two that says, I can't
Speaker 1: believe Jebel didn't advise her to wear a turtleneck on
Speaker 1: their next date. Talking about today's second eight update. If
Speaker 1: you missed it, this guy named Kipling, or Kip as
Speaker 1: we call him, wanted to call his girl named Mona.
Speaker 1: He had a very awkward first date with her. I
Speaker 1: think he's just kind of awkward at everything. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: hasn't dated in a while, and apparently he was so
Speaker 1: nervous on his first date. He couldn't stop staring at
Speaker 1: her chest. Yeah, he was shocked that she had boobs
Speaker 1: when he showed up. He hasn't seen a woman in
Speaker 1: the last I don't know lifetime. She showed up and
Speaker 1: had a large chest, and he was like, I couldn't
Speaker 1: even listen to what she was saying at all, and
Speaker 1: it was very awkward. He's like, don't look now, you're
Speaker 1: looking too much. Yeah. Another text in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two says Kip needs to wear blinders on
Speaker 1: a date so he doesn't get distracted. He does except
Speaker 1: her instead of blinding the sides it's just blinding anything
Speaker 1: below eye level. Yeah, and somehow we were actually able
Speaker 1: to get the girl to go out with him again.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, but I'm very happy. I was
Speaker 1: pulling for him the whole time. He sounds like a
Speaker 1: great dude. Just did it. Not good at dating at all.
Speaker 1: Do you really think the second date is going to
Speaker 1: go that much better? I don't. I don't at all,
Speaker 1: but I'm glad that he was able to get a
Speaker 1: second date. Another text in at seven eight five nine
Speaker 1: two that says Mona sounds super hot. Kip is not
Speaker 1: even close to being in her league. WHOA wow. I
Speaker 1: don't even know he does. Kip have competition up there,
Speaker 1: there's some other ner. I would just stare straight at
Speaker 1: her chest and let her know I was doing it
Speaker 1: from camp. They got a second date. People are asking
Speaker 1: at seven eight five nine two to keep get an
Speaker 1: update on their second date. We'll see if we can
Speaker 1: do that for you. If she actually does go out
Speaker 1: with him again, there's going to be a lot of updates. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second date update, I'll
Speaker 1: have to do an email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back.