WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Kip Kip Hooray

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<v Speaker 1>named Kipling is on the phone today for a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. He sounds very high class. Yes he does, Kipling.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently he's not very good at dating, doesn't date a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot, and he's afraid that his nerves might have

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<v Speaker 1>got the best of him on his first date. Kip,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing good? Good? Can I call you Kip? Yes? Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>Kip is most people call me Kip. Okay, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want I don't know why. I just don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>call you Kippling the whole time. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>But it sounds weird. Yeah, it's kind of yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a weird name. Okay, So Kip. Now I want to

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<v Speaker 1>call you Kipling every time. I mean you can if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to. All right, I remember you're getting made

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<v Speaker 1>fun of by a guy named Jubils, so you're fine, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, Well, Kip kipling whatever. Just tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about your first date a little bit. What's the problem. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't generally date a lot like for the

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<v Speaker 1>most part, Okay, I just don't go on a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of dates. I don't do the whole online dating thing

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<v Speaker 1>just because it's weird and hard. But anyways, this friend

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<v Speaker 1>of mine at work, she sort of showed me this

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<v Speaker 1>her friend Mona, showing me pictures of her. And it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds to me like you're trying to say your friend

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<v Speaker 1>from work cooked you up with a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Am I not explaining that right? Well, I mean you did.

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<v Speaker 1>It just sounds like you're a little nervous maybe, and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of all over the place. Okay, sorry, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're fine, man, You're doing a really good job. You're

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<v Speaker 1>here with friends. Kip will help you out. So your

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<v Speaker 1>friend set you up with a lady, right, My friend

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<v Speaker 1>set me up with this girl, and we talked on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and we decided to go to a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, I picked a really nice restaurant because

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to impress her. I mean, she she looked

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<v Speaker 1>really cute. I hadn't been on a date in a while,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I wanted to take her somewhere where

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<v Speaker 1>they have silverware. Yeah, I think that's a good new

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<v Speaker 1>A woman will always love you if you feed her. Well, well, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess right, but so but I got there late.

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<v Speaker 1>I misjudged the traffic and I got there like fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>maybe twenty minutes late. Oh wow, that that is a

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<v Speaker 1>lot late. Like five minutes is okay. But if you're

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes late, yeah, I know. Did you text her

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<v Speaker 1>and say, hey, run in a little bit behind. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to text while I was driving. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know when should do that. That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to your date, Kip, How did she react when

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<v Speaker 1>you were that late? Did she seem up that by that?

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<v Speaker 1>She seemed fine with it. She she was really nice

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<v Speaker 1>about it. But I was already so nervous because I

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<v Speaker 1>was late, and then this thing happened. Well, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I was surprised by the by the size of her.

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<v Speaker 1>She had a really big chest area. Okay, that'll happen.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll happen. Sometimes she had boobs. This is what you're saying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wasn't. It's not I wasn't bothered by it. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was. I just sometimes I would catch myself,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, not talking or looking at her face, and

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<v Speaker 1>and I was just really nervous, and so at one

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<v Speaker 1>point I feel like I overcompensated and then I just

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<v Speaker 1>stared too much at her face. Is it? It's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like when somebody has a weird growth on their

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<v Speaker 1>face or something and you're like, I can't look at it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you keep catching yourself looking at it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But if, like, if that was on her chest, did

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<v Speaker 1>she too, I guess apparently did you actually address the

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<v Speaker 1>problem or did you guys not talk about I'm serious, like, no, no, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that her that if she had big boobs. No, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I have not a huge chest, but I

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<v Speaker 1>have a larger top half. And you know, when somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>staring sometimes I'll just ask, you know, hey, appear well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're asking me if I went online and looked

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<v Speaker 1>at pictures of you, I haven't. No, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>she's saying that at all. I think she's saying did

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<v Speaker 1>it ever get brought up that you were having trouble

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<v Speaker 1>paying attention to the conversation because of your date's boobs? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that Brooke was asking me if I had

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen her chest. No, no, she wasn't. But hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you can always go to the website after the second

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<v Speaker 1>date update is done and look if you want. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. All right, So did she make any

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<v Speaker 1>reference to you staring at her chest or not staring

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<v Speaker 1>at her chest? No? No, not that I remember, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean no, So it was just something that you

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<v Speaker 1>were self conscious about on the date. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I was self conscious that I was self conscious about it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So the whole time, that's all you were thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>is don't look too long at her boobs. Oh crap.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at her boobs, Oh my gosh. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was thinking about thinking about looking at her boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was just there, just downhill for you. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you hear a word that she said on the date?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know at one point she was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about swimming, but I have no idea what that was about.

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<v Speaker 1>How long did you spend it? Did her staring at

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<v Speaker 1>her breasts? Well, so that was the thing I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know. In my mind, I thought dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and drinks would last like three hours, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>were done by like forty five minutes. So I started

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<v Speaker 1>to panic, and I was, you know, suggesting a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of activities, like you want to go bowling or I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I just suggesting these activities, and she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of wasn't really into it. She said she had to

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<v Speaker 1>go and meet a friend, and you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I walked her to her car, and I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>a chance to like try to kiss her or anything

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<v Speaker 1>because she was getting in her car. And then then

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<v Speaker 1>then I asked her if I could call her, but

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<v Speaker 1>she was closing the door. I don't know if she

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<v Speaker 1>heard me or not. You need to walk her to

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<v Speaker 1>her car, and she didn't really say much to you

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<v Speaker 1>and close the door in your face, because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like. Well, it wasn't that bad. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just a little nervous until by the time I, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>worked up the courage to just ask if I could

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<v Speaker 1>call her, she was closing the door. I picture her

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<v Speaker 1>driving out of the park and I like, connect car. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kid. You sound like a really nice guy

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<v Speaker 1>talking to you, but your description of the date sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like you acted like an awkward curve. Yes, No, I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't being pervious. Just that was what was on

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<v Speaker 1>my mind about and I don't date a lot, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that this girl was really nice and we

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a nice time. I just was hoping you

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<v Speaker 1>guys can help me figure out, like what when wrong? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we can definitely do that. What we'll do is we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song come back caller, and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. Okay, Okay, thanks guy, Okay, hang on brooking

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning dates. I can honestly say, out

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<v Speaker 1>of all the second date updates we've ever done, the

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of second date updates, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never wanted anybody to get a second date more than

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<v Speaker 1>my man Kipling, who's on the phone right now to

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<v Speaker 1>do a second date update story of an under gone

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<v Speaker 1>You might know him as the Kipmeister, the Kipping dat

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<v Speaker 1>mister Kipplesworth. Kipling is on the phone right now. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a great dude, but he got a little nervous on

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<v Speaker 1>his first date because he was ambushed by a woman

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<v Speaker 1>with big bazooms, and that will happen from time to time.

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<v Speaker 1>Kip was not ready for it. If you were listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the first part of the Second Date outdate. Kip

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<v Speaker 1>explained that he has not dated very much. He went

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<v Speaker 1>out with a girl that he met through a co

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<v Speaker 1>worker and when he met her at the restaurant, which

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<v Speaker 1>he was fifteen minutes late too, by the way, she

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<v Speaker 1>actually had a very large chest and Kip was nervous

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time and couldn't pay attention and he barely

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<v Speaker 1>heard a word. She said. She ended the date by

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<v Speaker 1>just hopping in the car and leaving, and he hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>spoken to her since. Kipling, Are you ready? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you can work to your magic, your thing, you know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see if we can do our thing. Here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna doll the phonnel right now, okay, okay, Hello, I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking for Mona. Yeah, this is her. Hello Mona.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jubil and I host a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, cool. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever heard the show before? It all? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've heard of you. I just don't listen often. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>Well you may have never listened really before, but you're

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<v Speaker 1>actually on the show right now. What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that one of our listeners actually sent us

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<v Speaker 1>an email about you, about me yep, really yep, And

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<v Speaker 1>they said all nice things too. That's great. What what

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<v Speaker 1>what's it about? It's about a date that you went

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<v Speaker 1>on recently? Really? Yeah, you went on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>a guy named Kipling? Oh wow, yeah you mean k

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<v Speaker 1>I do? Yes, I do. And he actually emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>because he wanted us to get a hold of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you're not calling him back since your date

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<v Speaker 1>and he's confused. Yeah, um, is there a reason why

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to go out with him again? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed like a really sweet guy, but I get

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<v Speaker 1>to tell he was really really nervous, like anxiously nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of extremely awkward on a scale of one

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<v Speaker 1>to ten and the most awkward dates you've ever been on?

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<v Speaker 1>How was this date a fifteen? I don't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>why I asked it like that because we actually talked

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<v Speaker 1>to Kipling. Sounds like a nice guy, but he was

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<v Speaker 1>also very nervous talking to us, So I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>how he would be on a date. Yeah, like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like everything you can imagine, like times a thousand. Did

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<v Speaker 1>it get better as you guys hung out longer? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it only got worse. How did it get worse, like

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up almost twenty minutes la right without letting

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<v Speaker 1>me know when he walked in though, despite being twenty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes late, were you kind of excited like, Oh he's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was like nerdy, awkward cute. Maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>could end well. But I've been waiting for him to order.

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<v Speaker 1>And the waitress came and he gave her our menus

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<v Speaker 1>and said we wouldn't be drink food. We were just

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<v Speaker 1>going to get drinks. But I'd waited all day to eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Was already after seven and I hadn't eaten, and all

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<v Speaker 1>we were getting was drinks. Like we went to this

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<v Speaker 1>nice restaurant and we weren't even going to get food, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't you go to the bar? Oh? I would

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<v Speaker 1>have been like, hell no, I'm getting food. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>even want to see me when I'm hungry. Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>we were like a few drinks in and I started

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<v Speaker 1>getting a little tipsy, and I finally was like hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm really hungry because obabe we order something and

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, yeah, sure, I'll get an appetizer for

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<v Speaker 1>us to split. Oh wow. So then he decides to

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<v Speaker 1>get kylamari, which is fine. It was great and I

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<v Speaker 1>was eating and he could tell that I was uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>So then he says, can I ask you a question?

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<v Speaker 1>And of course I said sure, And he asked me

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm having a good time? Because my face doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like I'm having a good time. Your face doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like you're having fun. What did you say to that?

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<v Speaker 1>I just smiled and put mark Calamari in right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You were, though, probably showing some pain on your face

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<v Speaker 1>at this point. I think at that point, a few

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<v Speaker 1>drinks in, no food in my stomach, I couldn't hide

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<v Speaker 1>a thing, all right, So it was just a very

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<v Speaker 1>awkward time for you. It was extremely awkward. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what else is going to be awkward? What? He's actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening and wants to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>you right now. Wait what, Kip? Where you at Himna?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, hi, Kip, hip, Kip? Why are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused? Well, you weren't. You weren't answering my messages.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to talk to you and see if you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go on another date. Kid. Did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>what I said about our first date? Yeah? And but listen,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is okay. So I don't date a lot,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I really liked you when you made me nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was already really nervous because I was late.

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<v Speaker 1>And the thing is, I just showed up and I

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<v Speaker 1>just wasn't expecting a woman of your nature to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Does mean what did that mean? Kids? Oh? I just

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<v Speaker 1>mean you're very You're very beautiful. You know, you're very captivating.

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<v Speaker 1>You have captivating features, you know, kid, that's really that's

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<v Speaker 1>really see. Yeah, and I just I just got nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why maybe I wasn't the best dater. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I was nervous and I could tell you you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time. And the reason I didn't order

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of food is because I don't know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we were gonna, you know, something was going to happen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about, Kip? What was gonna happen

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<v Speaker 1>if you ordered food? I don't know. Maybe you just

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<v Speaker 1>if you know, you don't know what happens if if

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<v Speaker 1>the date goes well, and you know, I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to have, you know, anyone to feel awkward about

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<v Speaker 1>having bad breadth or have stuff in their teeth or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean, like if you guys are gonna kiss or

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<v Speaker 1>something at the end there. Yeah, okay, I thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was platting a lot more than that. Me too, But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really giving Kip that much. Tread was like

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<v Speaker 1>damp side, slow down, No, no, no. I just meant kissing,

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<v Speaker 1>like we might kiss if it went. Well, it's a day.

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<v Speaker 1>How would you know, kid? You know, like I get

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<v Speaker 1>being nervous, like going on dates and stuff, but you

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<v Speaker 1>probably don't want to ask if they're having a good

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<v Speaker 1>time because their face doesn't look happy, kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>and off. I didn't mean like that. I mean, your

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<v Speaker 1>face is beautiful, You're I mean your whole is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You're beautiful. You know. I didn't mean it like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just meant like I could tell like you weren't

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time, and I wanted you to have

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<v Speaker 1>a good time, you know, Yeah, Kip, but like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you could have phrased it a little differently. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I look, I was nervous and I don't date a lot, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but like listen, I'm a really nice guy, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like I could do it right. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we could go somewhere and get food and I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I think about like he's laying it all out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe next time, because it's all out in the open,

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<v Speaker 1>he won't have those same type of nerves. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he's really sweet and everything he does seems pretty genuine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well how about this, mona, Would you go out with

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<v Speaker 1>Kip on a second date? I will pay for it? Oh? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>free second date? What's that said? We would get food?

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<v Speaker 1>This time? You can get food. I promise yes. We

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<v Speaker 1>could do whatever. We could go bowling or get food

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. It's the same Kip. You really like bowling,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you. I just don't eat a lot. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>just the last date I went on. We went bowling

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<v Speaker 1>and we had a great time. Oh you guys don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to go bowling if you don't want to him

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<v Speaker 1>on it. You can do anything. We will pay for it, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you go out with Kipling again? You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he does deserve a second chance. That also

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<v Speaker 1>sounded not painful. You're saying, yes, yes, I'll go out

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<v Speaker 1>with Kip again. Yes, really it's you won't regret it,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise. Congratulations, Kipling, you got a second date. Man, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you guys did this. This is amazing, Kip,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe we did it either. A text in

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<v Speaker 1>at seven eight five nine two that says, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe Jebel didn't advise her to wear a turtleneck on

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<v Speaker 1>their next date. Talking about today's second eight update. If

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<v Speaker 1>you missed it, this guy named Kipling, or Kip as

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<v Speaker 1>we call him, wanted to call his girl named Mona.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a very awkward first date with her. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's just kind of awkward at everything. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't dated in a while, and apparently he was so

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<v Speaker 1>nervous on his first date. He couldn't stop staring at

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<v Speaker 1>her chest. Yeah, he was shocked that she had boobs

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<v Speaker 1>when he showed up. He hasn't seen a woman in

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<v Speaker 1>the last I don't know lifetime. She showed up and

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<v Speaker 1>had a large chest, and he was like, I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even listen to what she was saying at all, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was very awkward. He's like, don't look now, you're

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<v Speaker 1>looking too much. Yeah. Another text in at seven eight

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two says Kip needs to wear blinders on

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<v Speaker 1>a date so he doesn't get distracted. He does except

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<v Speaker 1>her instead of blinding the sides it's just blinding anything

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<v Speaker 1>below eye level. Yeah, and somehow we were actually able

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<v Speaker 1>to get the girl to go out with him again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how, but I'm very happy. I was

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<v Speaker 1>pulling for him the whole time. He sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>great dude. Just did it. Not good at dating at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you really think the second date is going to

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<v Speaker 1>go that much better? I don't. I don't at all,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm glad that he was able to get a

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<v Speaker 1>second date. Another text in at seven eight five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two that says Mona sounds super hot. Kip is not

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<v Speaker 1>even close to being in her league. WHOA wow. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know he does. Kip have competition up there,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some other ner. I would just stare straight at

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<v Speaker 1>her chest and let her know I was doing it

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<v Speaker 1>from camp. They got a second date. People are asking

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<v Speaker 1>at seven eight five nine two to keep get an

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<v Speaker 1>update on their second date. We'll see if we can

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<v Speaker 1>do that for you. If she actually does go out

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<v Speaker 1>with him again, there's going to be a lot of updates. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to do a second date update, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to do an email the show and we will

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<v Speaker 1>call the person who didn't call you back.