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Speaker 1: named Kipling is on the phone today for a second

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Speaker 1: date update. He sounds very high class. Yes he does, Kipling.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he's not very good at dating, doesn't date a

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Speaker 1: got the best of him on his first date. Kip,

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Speaker 1: how you doing good? Good? Can I call you Kip? Yes? Actually,

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Speaker 1: Kip is most people call me Kip. Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: want I don't know why. I just don't want to

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Speaker 1: call you Kippling the whole time. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: But it sounds weird. Yeah, it's kind of yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a weird name. Okay, So Kip. Now I want to

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Speaker 1: call you Kipling every time. I mean you can if

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Speaker 1: fun of by a guy named Jubils, so you're fine, dude.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, Well, Kip kipling whatever. Just tell

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Speaker 1: us about your first date a little bit. What's the problem. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: so I don't generally date a lot like for the

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Speaker 1: most part, Okay, I just don't go on a lot

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Speaker 1: just because it's weird and hard. But anyways, this friend

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Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're trying to say your friend

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Speaker 1: Am I not explaining that right? Well, I mean you did.

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Speaker 1: here with friends. Kip will help you out. So your

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Speaker 1: friend set you up with a lady, right, My friend

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Speaker 1: set me up with this girl, and we talked on

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Speaker 1: A woman will always love you if you feed her. Well, well, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess right, but so but I got there late.

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Speaker 1: I misjudged the traffic and I got there like fifteen

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Speaker 1: don't know when should do that. That's a good point.

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Speaker 1: Back to your date, Kip, How did she react when

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Speaker 1: you were that late? Did she seem up that by that?

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Speaker 1: She seemed fine with it. She she was really nice

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Speaker 1: That'll happen. Sometimes she had boobs. This is what you're saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't being pervious. Just that was what was on

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Speaker 1: we can definitely do that. What we'll do is we'll

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Speaker 1: play a song come back caller, and get your second

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Speaker 1: jubil in the morning dates. I can honestly say, out

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Speaker 1: never wanted anybody to get a second date more than

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Speaker 1: my man Kipling, who's on the phone right now to

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Speaker 1: You might know him as the Kipmeister, the Kipping dat

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Speaker 1: mister Kipplesworth. Kipling is on the phone right now. He's

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Speaker 1: a great dude, but he got a little nervous on

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Speaker 1: Kip was not ready for it. If you were listening

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Speaker 1: to the first part of the Second Date outdate. Kip

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Speaker 1: explained that he has not dated very much. He went

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Speaker 1: gonna doll the phonnel right now, okay, okay, Hello, I

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Speaker 1: was looking for Mona. Yeah, this is her. Hello Mona.

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Speaker 1: called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, cool. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever heard the show before? It all? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: I do? Yes, I do. And he actually emailed us

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Speaker 1: How was this date a fifteen? I don't tell you

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Speaker 1: Oh no, hi, Kip, hip, Kip? Why are you doing this?

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