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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today. On This is Important, I just glitter.

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Speaker 1: You gotta stay high from today's day and age. Instead

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Speaker 1: of a smoke break, can you take a stroke break?

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Speaker 1: Let's go hit me with a soundboard? Hit it? Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go, Yes, Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: Greatest say it? Dude? Uh? Is that? What did you?

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Speaker 1: Did you walk down a little did you walk down

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Speaker 1: a little path where you were like, I'm gonna it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be all. Let's goes. Yeah, you gotta do like

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Speaker 1: your because you stop that. How many of you hit

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Speaker 1: us with it? How many? I mean I only have

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Speaker 1: four at the time, but I think I gave you

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Speaker 1: all of them. Let's go, let's go leave my friend alone. Dude,

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Speaker 1: he's got four, but I'm not. I'm just saying you

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's a great I can see where you

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Speaker 1: were going with it, and I was exciting. Ag Well,

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Speaker 1: this one is pivotal. That's the one from the hurts

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Speaker 1: rent a cart should we should we get all of

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Speaker 1: my least favorite things on planet Earth and that's not hyperchose.

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Speaker 1: That's the real deal, Tom Brady. That guy bugs me

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Speaker 1: so fucking much. Yeah, why do you hate greatness? Bro?

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Speaker 1: I don't hate him. I don't hate the guy. I

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Speaker 1: don't know the guy. I'm sure he's super cool. The

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Speaker 1: word was bugs bugs man eat bugs. Yeah. First of all,

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Speaker 1: I hate people screaming let's go. That bugs me, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm bogged. Well, you're losing losing brother, because that ain't

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Speaker 1: going anywhere. I understand it will go. It'll go. You're

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Speaker 1: live in a nightmare, in a nightmare, that's life. I

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Speaker 1: liked your pitch, dude. I think you need to have

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Speaker 1: a p s A where it's let's stop, let's go,

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Speaker 1: because it's gone too far. It's too far, dude. And

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Speaker 1: then now so they explain it, well, I was just

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Speaker 1: gonna say, I'm with Blake, where we gotta get you

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Speaker 1: guys out there listening to blast that hashtag let's stop,

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Speaker 1: let's go, hashtag, let's stop, let's go. We need to

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Speaker 1: do a black and white p s A with sad

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Speaker 1: like piano playing in the background, and we need to

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Speaker 1: put it together. We need to call up all our

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Speaker 1: celebrity friends, all of them the sixth all half yeah,

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Speaker 1: and three of us are right here, Eric Andre, Eric Griffin,

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Speaker 1: Eric Griffin's all the maybe, Gillian Bell, Eric Roberts. I

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Speaker 1: met him once. Yeah, we'll see man, and I think

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Speaker 1: we can maybe finally put a stop to go. Let's stop,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah what you said, now, it just didn't

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Speaker 1: really work somewhere. I just circled back to the thing.

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Speaker 1: We yeah, yeah, we circled right back to it. But

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Speaker 1: we have to say so anyways, it's Hurts rental car commercial.

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Speaker 1: It blew. We all started texting, like we all saw

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Speaker 1: it within an hour of each other. I saw it,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the tech started rolling in

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Speaker 1: from you guys, like, have you seen this fucking thing?

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Speaker 1: It's Tom Brady. Yeah, the whole thing is him. It's

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Speaker 1: a hurt rental car commercial. It's just him saying let's go,

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Speaker 1: and then other people saying let's go for the entirety

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Speaker 1: of the commercial, and then the commercial says let's go,

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Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, let's see him and and how do

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Speaker 1: you feel about rental car companies? Yeah, specifically Hurts. He

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Speaker 1: couldn't have paired with the most evil fucking corporation. Just

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Speaker 1: I mean, just the jugger, Like, come on, at least

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Speaker 1: go with an underdog. If you're gonna go, go with

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Speaker 1: a budget, Go with somebody a scrappy little underdog. You

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Speaker 1: go with Hurts, the fucking evil Empire. Pissed now National,

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Speaker 1: go with National? Who is the most low on the

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Speaker 1: totem pole? Alamo Alamo alamos shrug almost, but it's in

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Speaker 1: it's in the name budget you budget is the one

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Speaker 1: that budget is budget, Dude. They give you the they

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Speaker 1: say your car is non smoking, then it always smells

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Speaker 1: like a fucking ashtray, dude, dude, And guess what, that's

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Speaker 1: still better than Hurts, because Hurts will tell you that

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Speaker 1: they are open, and you'll go there and it's eleven

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Speaker 1: o'clock at night and you have a three hour drive

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Speaker 1: ahead of you and they won't be there, and you

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Speaker 1: can't get your car, even though there is cars with

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Speaker 1: ts in in the cup holder that you can take

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Speaker 1: if you're on a certain tier. And then they won't

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Speaker 1: allow you to just remotely upgrade your tears so I

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Speaker 1: could take a sucking car. I don't know why you're

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Speaker 1: in entertainment. You need to be a CEO of a

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Speaker 1: rental car company. And just just overhaul divine rides, divine

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Speaker 1: divine rides. Yeah, yes, sir, I like it. What was

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Speaker 1: the makeup company where all the people who worked for

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Speaker 1: it drove pink cars? Oh? Mary Kay is that right? Yes,

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Speaker 1: my boy knows his ship. I don't know what that is,

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Speaker 1: but you don't know. Mary Kay was like door to

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Speaker 1: door makeup sales ladies. Where I grew up, we had

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Speaker 1: no doors. That actually that makes a lot of sense.

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Speaker 1: You can't spell, you can't read the time, and there's

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Speaker 1: no doors. Damn, Bro Scandinavian. I got you so good

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Speaker 1: with that one. I threw it out there and you

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Speaker 1: were like, yes, you burnt me Bro, still laughing. Huh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got me. Got me Bro a meme that it

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Speaker 1: was something like basically crypto is mary Kay for millennial dudes?

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Speaker 1: For dudes. Yeah, it was very funny. Yeah, oh that's cute.

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Speaker 1: It was super cute. Meme or gift. It was a meme. Right.

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Speaker 1: Memes are just where it's a photo and then there's words.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I think a gift is a moving it's moving. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Gifts are superior. God, I love gifts. Gifts are what

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Speaker 1: we're known for. Yeah, we're gifts. Yeah, I love gifts.

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Speaker 1: We're total gifts. We're gift hogs. Bro, what are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Are you guys sucking with the metaverse? We're sucking each other?

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Speaker 1: How did you find out? Are you guys fucking each other?

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Speaker 1: Should we tell him, Blake? Should we tell him? Let's

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Speaker 1: keep that on the low, bro, the metaverse? No, not

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Speaker 1: at all, zero percent. I refuse bullshit. Dude, you're going

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Speaker 1: to be such an early adapter? Yeah, no, man, why

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Speaker 1: because I'm trying to live on this planet, in real life,

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Speaker 1: on this Earth while it's still here. And is it

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Speaker 1: is it early adopter? By the way, before we move forward,

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Speaker 1: is it early adopter? I adapt early. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if that's called adapting, if it's or if it's

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Speaker 1: just yeah, alright, I do an earlier Dad. Let's let's

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Speaker 1: keep this thing moving down the pipe. Let's keep this

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Speaker 1: thing moving on the pipe. Hey, hey, let's keep this moving.

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Speaker 1: A little word of warning. I'm second, No, I'm two

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Speaker 1: and a half cans deep. He's a can. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: like fifteen milligrams and I smoked weed right before this.

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Speaker 1: So this might be one of them podcasts that the

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Speaker 1: last twenty minutes. I just him a giggle hog smoke

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Speaker 1: weed every day. We love it, bro, we support that lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: Stay high. I love when you laugh at me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta stay high in today's day and age, dude,

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Speaker 1: you have unless you're in the metaverse where everything's nice anyway, metaverse, Uh,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna adopt to it. Um. I would like to

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Speaker 1: adopted the metaverse maybe someday, but not not right now.

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Speaker 1: I mean I feel like we have like can you

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Speaker 1: you didn't even do it right now. It's not you,

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Speaker 1: there's not it doesn't even exist quite yet, right. What

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Speaker 1: do you mean didn't we talk about this? How I

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Speaker 1: got on those goggles and I was trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out how to sit courtside and they're like, you have

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Speaker 1: to go to this place. And then some guy just

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Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah. I just was quiet and was

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Speaker 1: like oh yeah, quest. But it's not like it's not

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Speaker 1: like fully formed yet. It's like the first days of

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Speaker 1: the Internet when you just got on it and you're like, well,

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Speaker 1: there's just like words here. I don't give a shit

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Speaker 1: about this, just a meme. I'm trying to live in

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Speaker 1: a gift, but like you can still like I think

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Speaker 1: on that that show, um John Wilson, right, the HBO show. Yes,

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Speaker 1: to fire people who did not like deliver at the

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Speaker 1: job in the fake world that's why. And is it

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Speaker 1: like is it like sims? Yeah, basically where you're playing

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Speaker 1: pretend or can you make real money? Is there like really? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well you can make real money if you create things

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Speaker 1: in the marketplace that people want to buy they pay.

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Speaker 1: But how do you create let's do cool ship in

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Speaker 1: the metaverse? Well that's what's coming down the pike or

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Speaker 1: the pipe, and you know what, there might even be

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Speaker 1: pikes made, pipes made. I don't know. Uh, if you

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Speaker 1: create something like a world that people want to go to,

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Speaker 1: or like real estate that people are like, this is

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Speaker 1: fucking sick. I can go into this house and do

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Speaker 1: these certain things, people will then buy with real money

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Speaker 1: fake money, which is a whole which is a whole

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Speaker 1: other like crypto type coinage that's like it exists there,

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Speaker 1: but it's not it's not fake if people are are

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Speaker 1: using it as currency, right exactly. Yeah. But I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm like that we only have like five or ten

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Speaker 1: more years left of like a lot of the animals

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Speaker 1: on Earth and like coral and like, so let's just

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Speaker 1: us that knows how to photoshop, so, like, you're one

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Speaker 1: of my more plugged in guys when it comes to

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Speaker 1: the world of the Internet. Well, I bet you have

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Speaker 1: more than three. I only go to three websites, Bitch,

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Speaker 1: what are it's it's porn Hub, Gmail, and the and

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Speaker 1: then the other one is debatable, it's porn hubs porn

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Speaker 1: the other one, I mean it's it's it's like maybe

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Speaker 1: to wait, what were the three? Gmail, porn Hubmail, porn Hub,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty porn hub loyal. You know what's crazy? Go

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Speaker 1: to you porn every once in a while. It's kind

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Speaker 1: of different vibe. The videos have a different kind of

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Speaker 1: thing that might catch you off off guard. Doing there

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Speaker 1: this is you porn. You know what I don't like

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Speaker 1: about that, though, is if somebody is using any of

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Speaker 1: search bar looking for YouTube, and you go to you

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Speaker 1: porn more than YouTube, that's gonna be the first thing

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Speaker 1: that pops up. Sorry, you don't. You don't use the like.

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Speaker 1: So you have to have a special computer as a dad,

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Speaker 1: you have to have a special computer with that. With that,

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Speaker 1: it's like you put like black tape on it or something.

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Speaker 1: You're like, see daddy's computer, Leave it alone, Leave it alone,

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Speaker 1: don't text the one with the giant X on it,

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Speaker 1: drop it. I guess any sticker would work. Remember the

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Speaker 1: Austrian guy who had like the eighteen doors down to

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Speaker 1: the one that looked exactly like you as an old

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Speaker 1: man exactly. That's where I could buy. That's where I

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Speaker 1: keep the porno computer. Just behind eighteen doors. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: out of it on Freaking Peacock. It's crazy. There's a

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Speaker 1: fucking moment, it would be for sure one of those

419
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: very famous comedy things. Instead, we're just going to talk

420
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: about it now, and that's where it's gonna live watch.

421
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: I really have to. I think I might have only

422
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: seen mcgruber one time. I want to come out. I

423
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: went to the theater and saw it. But it's so good.

424
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: I mean there's a few like some comedies, like super

425
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: underrated comedies always get the shaft, like because they're not

426
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,719
Speaker 1: viewed as like good or whatever, like, but like Freddie

427
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 1: got Fingers. I remember thinking it was so but I

428
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,119
Speaker 1: have a Snapchat memory and can't remember it even a

429
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: little bit. Right. Yeah, well, Blake was just about to

430
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 1: go on and talk about Freddie fing heard and how

431
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: about Flowers. I'm thinking of comedy though, that got its Flowers, Dude,

432
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 1: everyone loved Freddie got fame. No, dude, it got absolutely

433
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 1: torched by Cris, but not with our friends. Our friends

434
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: loved it, so yeah, that's true our friends. Adam knows

435
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: nine people that like it, so chill. Yeah, all the

436
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: erics loved it. Every eric loved it. Like, what are

437
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: the most underrated like critically destroyed comedies? Game Over Man,

438
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: Cable Guy, Cable Guy originally Table Guy, Black Night starring

439
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence episode Oh dude, if we're gonna go Martin Lawrence,

440
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: Blue Streak, Blue Street people not like people didn't hate that. Yeah,

441
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 1: I thought they'd like to just Blue Streak found It's

442
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: it's really found it's audience when it came on HBO

443
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: or show, show Time whatever it was then show Max,

444
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: uh HB Show. I mean that's not too far off.

445
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: There could be streaming, um, and that's when people started

446
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: seeing it. Classic pop Star. How did that do in

447
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: theater the Lonely Island Broads, who also, uh, yourma directed

448
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 1: the mc grouber show, So shout out to those dudes

449
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: doing things. I have a six Style Boys sweatshirt that

450
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,880
Speaker 1: I gotta rock when I have a Halloween that I'm

451
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 1: not fucking working on. Pop Star is another very hilarious.

452
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: I watched it very recently and it was like, oh

453
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: my gosh, it's like Sony the Osama bin Laden song

454
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: is so fucking funny food. And so this makes me

455
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 1: want to think that I think because I think yourma

456
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: did write some of mcgrouber, So maybe he wrote the

457
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: song that I'm that I'm speaking on. That's dope. I

458
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: didn't really get to talk to yourma. He was at

459
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: the party that I said by to him, just because

460
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 1: I was just like, that was fucking dope. But I

461
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: would love to brow down with that guy. Do you

462
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: think for just a moment he was like, I can't

463
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: believe that guy just didn't say anything except for by

464
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, maybe your probably went home and like

465
00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 1: hit his pillow, what was like, what's up? Why are

466
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: you something? And at first he goes nothing, he got nothing.

467
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it. There's clearly something wrong.

468
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: We usually funk like crazy, right now, let's go, and

469
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: he goes, I know we do, I know we do,

470
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: I know we do. But I was at the party

471
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: and I thought we were going to brow down with Blake.

472
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, to say that high he goes, He goes,

473
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: you know who I always say, I know would be

474
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: my soulmatee. She's like Blake Anderson right about him. And

475
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: he goes, well, so tonight he was there the whole time.

476
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: And then I almost said hi to him, but then

477
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: he just said bye, as if like we couldn't even

478
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: say hi, like we couldn't even didn't even want to

479
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 1: entertain the idea of being best friends. But goodbye? Should I?

480
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 1: And then he goes, should I just burn the hard

481
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: drive of the album I made for him? Norma? If

482
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 1: you're listening yourma to Come, if you're listening abody say

483
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: his last name to Come. I don't think so. To Cone,

484
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: I think there's Ann at the end. Yeah to Cone, Yeah,

485
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: well of Lonely Island Fame. If you don't know him,

486
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: check them out. They do a lot of Really it

487
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: might be an and if if, if the audience could

488
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: kind of just turn their radio down for a second.

489
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: I would like to speak to yourma for a second

490
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: and say, dude, I'm so sorry that I was just

491
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's kind of in my head. And

492
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: then night I really wanted to say hello, but it

493
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 1: was your big night. But I'm such a huge fan

494
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: and I thought mcgruber was absolutely excellent and if you

495
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: want to hang out, let me know. Okay, everybody, everybody

496
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 1: could turn their turn thee back up. Thank you for

497
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: letting me do that. Yeah, thank you for letting me

498
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: do that. Cool. What's weird that you know he's listening

499
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: so he turned it down? Yeah sh it. I needed

500
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: to tell him, well now he said everyone but him.

501
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: I thought he said everyone turn it on, and then

502
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: he said this is just for yourmaup. Okay. I guess yeah,

503
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: well we'll find out. I guess we'll for sure find out. Actually,

504
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: you know what, speaking of us talking about people and

505
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: then getting back to us, I always do get um.

506
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: Simon Rex hit me up and he was like, yeah,

507
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: I heard you guys show me a little love on

508
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: the podcast, and he actually asked to be on it

509
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: and I had to go. We we were doing something

510
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: different over here. We don't have guests. We have no guests.

511
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: People on the show leave the show sometimes, Yeah, we don't,

512
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: don't we're losing people. But he's like, to see he's

513
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: got Red Rocket coming out. I can't fucking wait to

514
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: see that movie. That movie looks looks like it's gonna

515
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: be cool. There's so much good ship coming out. N

516
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: Sean Baker, who did Florida Project direct. Yeah, that guy rocks.

517
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody kind of saved everything in the

518
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: chamber until December this year, and there's just so much

519
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: good ship popping. I feel the exact same way he

520
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: left it, chamber, dude, I was like, this is such

521
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: a chamber month. Everyone left it there like that. What's that? Friend?

522
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: I like that only bunches back with with the soundboard,

523
00:29:57,280 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: smart smart, don't quote me, bitch, say that's all I got,

524
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: and and to just they did leave it in the

525
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: chamber to do one little last thing about the error

526
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: is um But by the way, it's crazy to be

527
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: that it's called mug Ruber. No one Gruber, but nobody

528
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: says Matt Ruber or Mick Gruber mcgruber. You should be

529
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: saying m Gruber. You shouldn't be saying anyway. When I

530
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 1: was leaving, talked to Will Forte for a moment and

531
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 1: he goes, hey, thanks for the shout out you guys

532
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: did on Workaholics way back when, and I was like, oh, yeah,

533
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: we had a line where we were like, that's not

534
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: my Will Forte, like when someone was like, hey, can

535
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: you do this? Well, actually it's not my Will Forte

536
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: genius level stuff, But I do love how that throwaway

537
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: line somehow, Like I don't know if people probably tweeted

538
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: like did you hear the line? He's like I didn't,

539
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: but yeah no, but he logged it. That's nice of him.

540
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: He's he's one of the funniest guys and he's super

541
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: nice guy too, nice guy, nice guy, dude. I wish

542
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: I want to talk to him. I didn't talk to him.

543
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: He did say you can go now, and I was like,

544
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, You didn't talk to him because you know,

545
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: he was thinking he was going to bed that night, right,

546
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 1: but as you know, he likes to do and then

547
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: he couldn't do it. He probably couldn't sleep that night,

548
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: so so what was the deal? And then like the

549
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: very next night you go to the fabulous Free Free

550
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: Brothers event that was the night before, which looked pretty

551
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: fucking cool. By the way, dude, it was on to

552
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: be check it out, fabulous free Free Brothers. And how

553
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: do people get to be again? You can just you

554
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: just download it. It's that easy download it's an app. Yeah.

555
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: And there is a lot of besides the Free Brothers. Uh,

556
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: there's a lot of other ship on there that I

557
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh, if this was free, like, I for

558
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 1: sure we'd just have this because there's tons of movies

559
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: and shows and Ship to Be is wild. They also

560
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: have like super weird like deep cut sci fi movies

561
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: like that I haven't seen in years, like this movie

562
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: called Arena. I mean it's in robo box like weird

563
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: weird ship. I believe you mean robot shocks. Yes, you've

564
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: heard of it. Yes, it's so old, it's so good. Yes,

565
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: come on, of course. Yes. But anyway, So, so it's

566
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: twelve thirty my time. I have to be up at

567
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: five am, and I well, I actually have to leave

568
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: the house at five am, so I have to be

569
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: up at like four forty and it's twelve thirty in

570
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: the morning. And Blake keeps FaceTime in me, uh, like

571
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: three times in a row. My phone was like, Wow,

572
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't just me FaceTime in you. You also

573
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: got a FaceTime from the one and only Pete Davidson

574
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: from p Yes and Boy you got saduced and destroyed, dude.

575
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: And then I got a number. I'm assuming it's Pete's

576
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: uh phone number. He I've had his phone number like

577
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: five times now, and every time he will text me

578
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 1: it's from a new number. I'm like, who's after this guy? Um?

579
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: I think you know, Kanye West? Do you need to everybody?

580
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, what this dude is on top of

581
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: the I need new phone world? Yeah, I guess. I

582
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: just like, why would you ever just just don't answer

583
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: the phone calls you don't want to answer, Like see,

584
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: but you don't know you're not in that stratosphere. Yeah, yeah,

585
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: I guess you gotta get on that US Weekly tip.

586
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: You gotta get on the cover of US when you

587
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: go to sleep at night. You gotta be right there.

588
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: You just want your phone to stop going. That is true.

589
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: Fallen in love already. Dude, hasn't US Weekly next one?

590
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: Which is so strange by the way that you have

591
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: US Weekly with arms goodbye. Why do you love Us Weekly? Right?

592
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: I've told you guys this. I love the back page,

593
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: I love the things you don't know about just that. Yeah,

594
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: it's the best. I feel like such a hilarious, like

595
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: like mom thing that you do. I read that and

596
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: I throw it out? Do you so? So it's not

597
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: your girl that is subscribed to us Weekly? It's my

598
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: best friend. No, I've been getting this forever. Um. Speaking

599
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: of like needing to change your number, I got the craziest,

600
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: like most in saying cross the line robotext today with

601
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: like a link to click on to like give your

602
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: life away. It says, O MG, she's gone but not forgotten.

603
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: Fans say goodbye to Betty w But it's what Betty

604
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: did before she was gone that's just shocking. See the

605
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: full story here isn't Can you see that? What an insane?

606
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: What's It's like? Yeah, I did? And dude, the story

607
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: is the first of all, they're like, Betty White died,

608
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: she didn't. And then they're like click here to find

609
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: out what's scandalous ship she did? What? Well? And for

610
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: sure you're I mean, you're not there. You're not gonna

611
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: like someone like my mom that's like, it's someone like

612
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: my mom who like loves She is an US weekly subscriber,

613
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: She gets People magazine. She likes to know what the

614
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 1: celebs are up to, you know. Uh. But then she

615
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: also is of the generation that would think that someone's

616
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: just texting her that click it and then that person

617
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: they own your home. If you have no money in

618
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 1: your bank account, dude, it's so you get docks. Dude.

619
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: What does docks to mean? Docks is when like someone

620
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: makes all your information public, like where you have your

621
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: phone email. Yeah, our parents are gonna get completely railed

622
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: in the metaverse. It's gonna be oh what if you

623
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: I mean, this has already happened. For sure, they're fucked

624
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: in the metaverse and they're gonna get jumped. I bought

625
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: my parents a a Oculus just because I figured it

626
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: would be, like my dad is going through cancer treatment.

627
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: I figured you just just sitting there. I'm like, yeah,

628
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: you want to sit here and play a game or

629
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: some ship. I haven't touched it once. It's just it's

630
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: just there. Of course, not I have one. I barely.

631
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: I just look at it and I go, I'm sure

632
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: there's a lot of cool ship going on there. It's

633
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: too much. Well, it seems like you need to be

634
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: taking more quests. Dude, what are you doing on this thing?

635
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: You know what he's doing. You know what he's doing.

636
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: He's powdering his room. Adam is powdering his room. He's

637
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: putting dust particles in the air. If you know what

638
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Cat cat cat, cat cat cat. He's just beating.

639
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: He's just beating us, beating chocol racers together. Remember that

640
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: was like the job in first grade. It was like okay,

641
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: and you get to go clap the erasers and you

642
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: had to go outside and like take ten minutes to

643
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: just you walking Adam's freaking hotel room. It's like a

644
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: fog machine is on or something. My God, like you

645
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: got dry ice in the sink or something. Jesus hear

646
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: me out here, and I'm I don't have trademark this ship.

647
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: But like if you have a um like an alarm

648
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: in your house, so when somebody comes in and starts

649
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: robbing you, instead of instead of just like a beeping

650
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: going off and like a thing sent to the cops,

651
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: what about just you have fog machines set up in

652
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: each room. Ninja's vanish and well, I mean if you

653
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: had Ninja's ninjas roll up, but like you just fill

654
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: the room with fog and then they're like, I can't

655
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 1: see but that's what Mace does. No, but you're gone,

656
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: you're out of your out, you're not home. So then

657
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: they could wait the hour that it would take for

658
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 1: all of the fog to subside. But it's just called

659
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: the police, is my point. So, like the police are

660
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: on their way and they're really going to take the

661
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: time to be like, funk, I can't see anything. Let's

662
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: wait an hour. No, the police are gonna be there.

663
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: They're gonna sucking bail. I did I just changed the world?

664
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: Shut up? Okay, So so it calls the police, Did

665
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: I just protect everyone? I mean it could Actually it

666
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: might be a genius idea, That's what I'm saying. I mean,

667
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: fuck dude, because remember when we did that scene in Workaholics,

668
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: we couldn't see anything. Dude. How annoying is wouldn't like

669
00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: your neighbor's alarm goes off, Yeah, and you're like the

670
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: fucker and you don't care turn them off. You're like,

671
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:08,479
Speaker 1: for sure it's it's at the time, it's not someone

672
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: breaking into your home. Goes off all the time. It's

673
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: like a window pops open, a window or something happens.

674
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: And it's never anybody breaking in my house except for

675
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: that one time it was and someone a rifle and yeah, yeah,

676
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 1: and in my car. So you're just saying, fill the

677
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,320
Speaker 1: room with a fog, So I think, so it's a fog.

678
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 1: Wouldn't bother your neighbor if the inside of your home

679
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: is filled. Well, here's the problem. What if your house

680
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 1: is on fire and they think it's smoke and they're like, oh,

681
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: ship is the Homies house on fire? You have know

682
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: that that's a whole it's blue, it's it's it's damn genius.

683
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: So now I own the company ship that your beauty.

684
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: Blake's right, you get points. I'll give you some points.

685
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: How many points are we talking? I feel like that's

686
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: making it blue. That's sort of yeah. I don't agree

687
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 1: because guess what. Guess what the smoke for the company

688
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: I have All of a sudden, it's green. All of

689
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: a sudden, it's just another color. And then all right,

690
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 1: but you're all you had to get greedy an son.

691
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 1: Where did you find this blake? He hasn't trademark this

692
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: yet I feel this is just I just told you

693
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: I already did it, already got how did you do it?

694
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: You can't you go online? Come on, dude, alright, like

695
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: we'll have to figure out another business plan. Yeah, that's

696
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: all right. Flags hates fire loves America. I'm burnable, Flag

697
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: fvirus are scared of this particular flag. Do you remember? That?

698
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 1: Is crazy? It's that it's important. Do you remember every

699
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: line you ever done? Every line that I sing? I

700
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: remember wow, And I remember literally zero other things about

701
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: anything snapchat. Memory is just about real life things that

702
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: you need to know, real life things. And also I workaholics.

703
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 1: There there is scenes like I'll see clips and videos

704
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: online every once, while the whole scenes that I'm like,

705
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: truly don't even remember. That's not me. I don't remember

706
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: and definitely don't remember shooting it. Like there's scenes that

707
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't remember it being a thing. I feel like

708
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: Adam is protecting himself right now for like people who

709
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 1: come out and go like, I don't like the way

710
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: he said that thing to me in a scene I

711
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: don't remember. I was deep in the character. I can't recall.

712
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 1: I can't remember. No, I honestly can't. There's some freeze

713
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: frame or clip going around in our deep like workaholics,

714
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: uh instagrams of me with my pants ripped out the butt.

715
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they're like, why are Blake? I sent

716
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: you that video because somebody d m to me And

717
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 1: they're like, please, it's driving me fucking crazy. Why isn't

718
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: Why is his ass ripped in the certain episode? Yeah,

719
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: and it was some pranking, some prank that got cut out.

720
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Somebody glued me to the chair or something,

721
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: because I think maybe maybe in the same episode, maybe

722
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: a different one, some episode, I'm wearing a Tiva with

723
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: socks and then a cowboy boot walking down the hallway

724
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: and there's no explanation for it, and people were like

725
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: what And we had cut whatever that had set it up.

726
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 1: I love it. I love that we had to get

727
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: that show down because we shot a lot, and we

728
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: would improv and go off on different runs that ended

729
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: up being better than Sometimes it would be better, or

730
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: we'd make than what we wrote, or it would just

731
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: make the scene so much longer that we had to

732
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: cut other things that sometimes had to do with the plot.

733
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: But here, here, the death of a sales dude and Blake's.

734
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I'm holding poo. I have the frozen

735
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 1: poo discs in my hand. It's because, oh my god,

736
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 1: do we can we get into this explanation of where

737
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: the prank to ship into a plastic bag, flatten it,

738
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: put it in the freezer, and then when it's frozen,

739
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: you open it up and you take out what is

740
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: now a frozen poo disc and you slide it into

741
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: someone's open window who's like open car window when it's

742
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: like hot out they like want to keep it kind

743
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: of like it doesn't get too hot. You slide it

744
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: through that and then it melts in their car. So

745
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 1: I would say that that's more that is a salt.

746
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: I think that that's more than a prank. But where

747
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: did and Blazer you can use their name or not.

748
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: Where did this come from? Wait? Who did it? I

749
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: don't remember. I don't even remember. I thought this was

750
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: just like an idea we had in the This was

751
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: a this was a conquered bay area below. Yeah, this

752
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: is one of your homies ideas from when they were

753
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: like really young. Who was it? I don't know, I'm

754
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 1: kind of my guest is Teddy. It seems like it

755
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 1: could be a funny testing sinister. Yeah, it seems sinister,

756
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: I think, I well think I almost have pitched it.

757
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 1: But it was one of your homies ideas from childhood

758
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 1: that was like if I ever get really pissed to somebody,

759
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it makes sense, it's it's amazing. It's a

760
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: fantastic idea. I mean, like the person would really need

761
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 1: it coming in order you for you to slip a

762
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: ship dis ship on their car seat, slip a ship

763
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: disc in their car. But also like that how did

764
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: it get in? Like yeah, it's like it's like the

765
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: riddle you here in first grade, where like you're in

766
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: a room no windows, there's a rope hanging and then

767
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: there's a puddle of water. How's the how the guy

768
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: get there hung? How do you hang himself? He got

769
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: a ladder? There's no ladder in the room. Yeah, he climbed. Dude.

770
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you guys just said. If

771
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: you don't know, I don't know that thing. What is

772
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: it all? It's like one of the oldest riddles in

773
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: the book, A man is hanging in the middle of

774
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: the room, really really bad with a man is hanging

775
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: in the middle of a room. There's no room. It's huge,

776
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 1: huge high ceilings, twelve foot ceilings and the walls. Uh,

777
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: they're green like the smoke of a anyway. Uh, he's hanging. Um,

778
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: it's just it's a room. Walls are twelve feet away.

779
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: He's twelve ft in the air and there's a puddle

780
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: underneath him. Uh. And he's hanging from a rope. How

781
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: did he hang himself? How do he die? What do

782
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: you mean? Like, how did he get the funk up

783
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: there to hang himself? Uh? He didn't. He was tooling around,

784
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: decided to take a piss. There was no there was

785
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: no restroom. There's no way to get out of this room.

786
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: It's just in the middle of the room. Yeah, there's

787
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: a rope there. He slips all the rope and it

788
00:44:53,760 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: gets caught on something. Bing bang bong. So so the answers.

789
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: He was standing on a block of ice and then

790
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: it melted. H R. Yeah, dude, I was almost there

791
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: was a Yeah, I was looping around at that. It

792
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: was bad. That was bad, dude. There was a similar

793
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: one that was like there was two identical twins at

794
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 1: a bar. They ordered the exact same thing. Uh. One

795
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: of them like drank their drink fast, one drank their

796
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: drink slow. Uh. They went home the next morning one

797
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: twin was dead. It was also is also like the

798
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: ice milk. My favorite part about you telling that one

799
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: and me being like, oh, yeah, that's another one is

800
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: that I don't know most of this other one either,

801
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: so it's like it's completely rude. The one where it's

802
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 1: like a boy's hit by a bike, his mom takes

803
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: him to the or like his dad takes him to

804
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: the I don't know. I want Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

805
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not cool, but it's it's like

806
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: riddles ready to go, kid gets hit by a bike

807
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: is what we did before television. The men of dad

808
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,919
Speaker 1: brings him to the hospital or something, and then they're

809
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: like just my life story and then they're like, no,

810
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: uh were you on a bicycle? Yeah? Oh ship dude?

811
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: Yeah wait a second, Well, it depends on if you're

812
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 1: if your if your mom is a doctor. The whole

813
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: riddle is basically and no. Everyone goes like they go, well,

814
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: you're his father was here too, and you're supposed to

815
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: be like how did that happen? Like how is his

816
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 1: father also here? And it makes everybody sounds sexist because

817
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: you forget that like a woman could be the doctor

818
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: in the room. I just explained it in the worst way. Listeners,

819
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: If you're listening and posted somewhere, I might actually be

820
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: able to figure that riddle out. That seemed like a

821
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: fucking like even then, the dumbos, there no no knowing you.

822
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: There's no way the like dudos like this guy, P,

823
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: there's a doctor. There's no way. It's the mom d

824
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: This guy was in the middle room and like P

825
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: jet streamed up to like the news and got caught.

826
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: It's all good, kid, Mary say, this is a good one.

827
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: Are they Are they bringing back the Riddler in the

828
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: DC world? Oh? I hope so. And is it gonna

829
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: be Blake Anderson? Oh that would be so tight, Edward E,

830
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: I cast my vote for you. That'll be tight. That

831
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: would be very enigma. You know. I would like I

832
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: would like to be in a movie that all three

833
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 1: of us are d C villains that I guarantee we

834
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: could pitch it. Yeah, what could we get made? Like

835
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Speaker 1: Lobo or something. I don't know. Aren't they doing Lobo?

836
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: They might be. I feel like they're doing it and

837
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,799
Speaker 1: it's going to be like the family Man? What's his name?

838
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: And we talked about last week family Man. That's a

839
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: Nicolas Cage movie. Awqua Man? Family Man? Is? Is it

840
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 1: a Christmas movie? Momo would be a great lobo Momo. No?

841
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: The new Batman has who is a bad guy in

842
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: the New bat Pattinson? Oh, the bad guys Penguin is

843
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: Colin Farrell, Yes, which is so odd. I saw stills

844
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: of him in it. It's like, get over it. He's

845
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: a good actor. Get over it. No, he's a great actor,

846
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: and I'm over it. Why aren't you over it? It

847
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: was just weird because he doesn't look like super cartoony.

848
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: He just kind of looks like a bald guy, like

849
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: kind of a fatter, angrier version of Colin Farrell. You're

850
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: not gonna beat de Vito as the original penguin. The

851
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: best have you rewashed? Batman returns recently? It's fucking That

852
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: character is bizarre. He just bites some woman's face like

853
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: a guy bites this guy's nose off after telling like

854
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: a bad joke. Yeah, dude, And he fucking eats catwoman's

855
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: birth it's heavy, and then spits the blood on somebody. Yeah,

856
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: it's it's issue. That was the best back in the

857
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 1: best decade, right, Like, oh, absolutely, that's when Batman was

858
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:05,479
Speaker 1: cracking bad me? Was bat Man bad man? Dude? Yeah,

859
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: they took swings and Batman returns like the Sun was

860
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: played by that guy who was in every football movie

861
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: ever from the and he was he was Butterfingers from

862
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: Hudson Hawk. What was that guy's name, The big muscle

863
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: headed guy from the program busted his head through the

864
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: car window. Oh sure, yeah, the program. Uh yeah, I

865
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: know that character and really loved that scene, but I

866
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:33,479
Speaker 1: don't remember his face. White white white guy, big white face,

867
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 1: white white body. He had like a big old booty

868
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: cheek that he was shooting the steroids into um what

869
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: else into that. Now you're now you're talking my language.

870
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 1: And Hudson Hawk. More football movies, uh, The Football, The

871
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: Longest Yard, great football movie, Higher Learning. Probably what is

872
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: the best football movie is? It's Rudy right for me,

873
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: it's Rudy. Oh that's a great I mean, any given

874
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: Sunday with Jamie Foss is not up there? What nah,

875
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: it's not up there, Na, Willie Beamon, don't give me

876
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: al pacino as it's not up there. Dennis quai, guys

877
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: need to watch it again. L O cool, James. We

878
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: know we keep going name Russo. We know their team

879
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 1: is like the Sharks, which is so. We've seen every

880
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: Renee Russo movie. We know I'm a Russo white. Huh.

881
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: We've been in Russo bro. I'm a Russo bro. That's cool.

882
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: We've been in one the the interms have been in

883
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: Renee Russo. That's how I explained it. Well fuck yeah, wait,

884
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: but best football movie movie, unnecessary roughness. I just remember

885
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: the cover. It was like that football with the sunglasses

886
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: and the horn. That Kathy Ireland was the kicker was

887
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: never seen the movie. I just love the cover. Who

888
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: was the main guy in that? Was that Dennis Quare Charlie.

889
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Charlie seen, Charlie seen? Um? I mean the

890
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: original Longest Yard is off the char We're spinning our

891
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: wheels here already, when Rudy's obviously the best. It's the

892
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 1: it's the one we all know. The Burr Reynolds Longest

893
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: Yard is the fucking ship. The Standlard one ain't bad either.

894
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: Friday Night Lights is the Movie's in a movie. Zip it.

895
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: There's got to be a better one that We're forgetting

896
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: Varsity Blue from the nineties. That was just Dawson's Creek,

897
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: that's true, Yes it was Jode, Fuck you and what

898
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 1: what's what about Airbud Golden receiver fru dag No, Blake's

899
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: trying to make a mockery of this this dude. Obviously

900
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: there's one where is not a spinoff of Dawson's Creek

901
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: just because James Vanderbeek the one and only, but Paul

902
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: Walker's in it too. John Boy plays the coach in

903
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: the Varsity Blues. Who's that that big dude that now

904
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: is like, I think he's just a buf different, different guy.

905
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: It is a different guy. I think the I think

906
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: the guy just died. Oh really alright, I think he

907
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: the I think the guy who kept getting the concussions.

908
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: And then, by the way, in not another Team movie

909
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: I play is the one I'm talking about and he

910
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: is in Varsity Blues? Correct? Is that? Or am I? No?

911
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: It's a different, different guy, different big guy guy. Isaac

912
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: came up with a good one to the replacements with

913
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: Keanu Reeves. That one is fucking good. Never seen it.

914
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: We're forgetting one absolutely, Hey there, we would like to

915
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: go out to you guys, and like, if there's a

916
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: John Claude Van Day and football movie, I'm thinking of Sudden,

917
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: you and your friends would be the only people that saw. Yeah,

918
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm thinking hockey Yeah, which is a fucking that's the

919
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: best hockey movie. Slap shot out of here, slash sudden death,

920
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: goon baby sign. Yeah, was like a slap shot. It's

921
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: no sudden debt. You're right, so sudden Yeah. Fucking thanks

922
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: any flowers. Mighty Ducks, Mighty Ducks too. Oh, Mighty Duck

923
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: is great, Mighty Ducks, Mighty Ducks. What is the best

924
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: football movie? Mighty Ducks, the best football movies, Mighty Ducks,

925
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: the hockey movie. End of discussion, and we'll leave it

926
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: at that. No takebacks, there's no take backs today. I

927
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 1: stand by everything. I stand by this app Oh. I

928
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: would love to I would love to heat a warning

929
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: to everybody out there. Can I do a heat of warning? Yeah?

930
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: Whatever that? Whatever? You know. It's a holiday season. I

931
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: know a lot of us are sitting down with our

932
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: families watching the classic Christmas movies. I just gotta tell

933
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: you be careful with Gremlins. There is there is no

934
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: Santa scene in Gremlins. And I'm pretty fucking pissed about it.

935
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: So if you're about to sit down with your kids

936
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: and watch Gremlins, careful because it creates an uncomfortable conversation. No, no, no,

937
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: it's hang on. It's just that her dad comes down

938
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: the chimney and to to pretend to be Santa. He dies, yes,

939
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: and then she ends her little fucking monologue with and

940
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: that's how I found out there is no Santa. And

941
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, Gremlins, you are not that movie, pal,

942
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: just you are not that movie. Oh dang. Gremlins was

943
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: like that, yes, and I'm like, dude, we have rating systems.

944
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: It tells you if they're is like killing and nudity.

945
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: If you're a fucking Christmas movie and you're gonna pull

946
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 1: the curtain back, I need I need the warning on

947
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: the fucking beginning. I'm with you. There was Emma walked

948
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 1: past some some cafe the other day had a sign outside.

949
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: You know that they write cute ship on like chalkboards

950
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 1: now outside cafe sometimes, and this one said, like this

951
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 1: is life. It's like you believe in Santa, you find

952
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 1: out there is no Santa, you become Santa, and then

953
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: you look like Santa, And I was like, that's why

954
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: this is just out on the street. What the funk

955
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: are you doing? Are you doing? Get the funk out

956
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: here with your fucking coffee and you're that's when you

957
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: take the sign, you throw it through the window. So

958
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: are your kids? Your kids can fully read that sign?

959
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: I'm bad with when kids kid start to read. Yeah,

960
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: they're they're fully reading. I met with when the kids

961
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: can read. I mean, yeah, my eight year old can read.

962
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 1: When do kids read? Are you fully seven? There? They were,

963
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: They were reading earlier than I think we were. I

964
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: think I was like fourteen, Jery, we don't read, we

965
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: don't read, so we read absolutely. I read us weekly.

966
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Head the warning play. Yeah, so

967
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: so anybody out there the first ever and that's yeah,

968
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: head the warning. I mean we already watched the Kurt

969
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: Russell The Chronicles Part two. Oh yeah, we watched that

970
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,880
Speaker 1: one already. Those are good. If you need to check

971
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 1: that out because I need to juice her back up,

972
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: throw that on. I love Kurt Russell. Goddamn, that's my

973
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: Santa Santa. Now it's so tight. You know what took Goldie?

974
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: Goldie took the photos for that movie. So shout out

975
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: to a T he got that gig because he did

976
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 1: Game Over. Man, we really hooked his ass. Serious, Bam,

977
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: is that real? Bam? Yeah, that's real. That's real, Adam, Adam,

978
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: you want some points on that, I'm gonna have to

979
00:56:55,840 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: make a call. Guys. Uh, this was another episode so

980
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: so uh this is and moreport time. I feel good.