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Speaker 2: No, it's all the citrus that they put in cocktails.

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Speaker 3: You ever notice, It's like everything has to come with citrus,

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Speaker 2: In your chesticle y'all.

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Speaker 1: He made up a word called chesticle. Don't think it's

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Speaker 1: ice and ubi. Oh my god, what is it called

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Speaker 1: when alcohol was illegal?

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Speaker 2: Prohibition?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's not because I went to

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Speaker 1: my chesticles and shit. But back in the day prohibition,

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Speaker 1: like the old fashion, which is like one of the

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Speaker 3: Good question, great question. It's on the rocks and lined

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Speaker 1: Salt? Okay, are we doing takeen at all?

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Speaker 2: Tell me more? I don't know what that is, Jordan.

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Speaker 1: You have a turtleneck on. You're supposed to know everything.

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Speaker 1: I'm very confused. You're a black man with a turtleneck on.

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Speaker 1: I'm always gonna ask you for directions. Don't wear a

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Speaker 2: My god, should I just make it a mock?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? What in the substitute teach you ahead

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Speaker 3: Well? In the nineties, remember mock turtlenecks. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: they were all the rage. Okay, so what is taheen?

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Speaker 2: So what is that?

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Speaker 1: Takein is like a savory paprika colored seasoning is delicious

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Speaker 1: and you can find it either on certain margarita's like

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 3: Have had the pleasure just didn't know its name. It's like,

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Speaker 3: I just didn't know their name. You know, you get

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Speaker 3: it's like I've had it with mescal as well.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I love different flavors in my mouth. I know

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Speaker 3: You're just talking about your flavor palette. People need to

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Speaker 1: No, because that is like but then you're just tasting

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Speaker 1: It's sliding down your throat and it just feels like Jordan,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've done octink octs. Can we do Poko?

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Speaker 1: Speaking and let it go? Yeah, the song let It

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful song. But Elsa is a skinny, white,

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love the youth. I love the youth. And look

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Speaker 1: don't know how old she is. Did she present what

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Speaker 2: That's the beautiful party. It was so cool vibing with her.

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Speaker 3: Please enjoy the amazing Marie festna I said, it's a

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 1: Night, Happy Black History Month?

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Speaker 2: Everybody we do.

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Speaker 1: So you want you ended up in Brixton? You saw

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Speaker 1: it's just like it just feels like family. Like I

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Speaker 1: So what's going on? February sixteen? Oh, was Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 2: Valentine's Day? Good Valentine?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, happy Valentine's Day. Bitches, smattering y'all give a fuck.

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Speaker 1: Make some noise if you give a fuck. Okay, make

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Speaker 2: Everyone cares. Everyone cares.

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Speaker 1: Nobody cares.

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Speaker 2: We care. Who's we the I don't know, the editor,

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Speaker 1: I love that you care about Valentine's Day. No, I do,

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Speaker 1: because that's you're like an adult. I think Santa is real,

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Speaker 1: Like it's dude, It's very cute, it's very romantic. For me.

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Speaker 1: I think it's just a scheme to make money. I

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Speaker 1: Like advertising has told you you should love me more

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Speaker 1: that's number one. Number two Instagramma's full of look at

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Speaker 1: my love, look at my look. I have been married

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Speaker 1: so fucking dumb when people are like, oh, look at

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Speaker 1: my Valentine's that's rude. Do you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 2: Because I'm a dick and I love it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like I will also say like I remember

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Speaker 1: But it's just and then like we've come up with

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Speaker 1: Gallantine's Day and it's just like how much bullshit do

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Speaker 1: we have? Valet Valentine? Yeah, bitch, it's February fourteenth, bitch,

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Speaker 1: Like so for me, I'm not necessarily into it, but

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you are.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Michelle, Phil you.

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Speaker 1: Get them chocolate in the roses and stuff.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do the chocolate in the roses. I wasn't

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Speaker 3: I got one hack for you folks for Valentine's that is,

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Speaker 3: get the time off, take them to lunch or brunch

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Speaker 3: that day. There's nobody in the restaurants that you would

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Speaker 2: So we went.

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Speaker 3: We went to brunch and it was fantastic and they

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Speaker 2: You take them to brunch, You save a bunch. There

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Speaker 1: What in this Steve Harvey is going on right now?

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Speaker 1: What I say?

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Speaker 2: What taking the brunch? Save a bunch? I got a hunch?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, oh you munch and munch Okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I feel like i'd like to

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, you know what I mean? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: But I don't know. Donald Will, are you romantic? And shit?

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're a very romantical man like to you,

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Speaker 3: I am, but I don't fuck with Avaltan' day though

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Speaker 3: SEC's not my vibe. Your good lady did not care

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Speaker 3: about Valentine's came and went. She I think she does

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Speaker 3: like Valentine's seem's talking about, see him talking about, see

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Speaker 3: the question is did I acquiesce and get her a gift?

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Speaker 2: That's the question, right, that's the question.

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Speaker 4: I didn't get her anything on the day of, but

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Speaker 4: back with flowers. So she knows that I don't funk

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Speaker 4: with Valentine's, but she knows that I got her.

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Speaker 1: I made an effort. That's nice, that's right. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean full disclosure. I used to be into Valentine's.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is I love how layered this fucking.

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Speaker 1: Story I did. I used to be in Valentine's. But

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Speaker 1: I also used to be like the champion for all

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Speaker 1: we're going out to dinner, We're doing this thing. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna live a lot. We don't need a hands. The

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Speaker 1: gotta do Valentine's Day, right, But I married someone who

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Speaker 1: wasn't American, and he's like, no, we could also just

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Speaker 1: love on each other. I'm like, right right by, ride,

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Speaker 1: let's get this show started some more excited, so excited here,

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Speaker 1: she's hilarious, she's funny. Yes, she's fashionable.

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Speaker 3: More than that, she is from New York City. Please

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Speaker 3: give it up for Marie Faltay.

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right, Mari.

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Speaker 1: Ma shit dash and wait Dashian wait walk okay, stop it,

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Speaker 1: stop it, stop it. I'm shy, Fred sure are you hi? Guys?

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Speaker 2: I love your I love your looks amazing?

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Speaker 1: Yes, thank you? How you doing? I'm doing really really good.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's very controversial to say in twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty three, ain't it? Because everybody else is doing bad?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Turn it down, it down. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But I'm doing swell beach. What's going on? That's so good?

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Speaker 1: You know everything? The older I get, the hotter on

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Speaker 1: be coming. I'm not letting men waste my time anymore.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're still wasting it, but I'm wasting theirs too.

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Speaker 1: Same for me, hold this done. Thank you, don you're

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Speaker 1: doing the lord's work.

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Speaker 2: I got you. We're just going to put.

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Speaker 1: That o done. Is holding her jacket, and he looks

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Speaker 1: like one of those tired husbands that may see is

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Speaker 1: a square just the way clipping, just counting those coupons,

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Speaker 1: address the room. Those husbands be upset. I love it.

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about Valentine's Day being romantic dating?

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Speaker 1: Is it anybody's business? Do we have to sort of

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Speaker 1: the marketing, right, yes, the marketing. How do you feel

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Speaker 1: about it? If you want to get me gifts, do that.

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Speaker 1: Never block your blessings, count them one by one. Even

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Speaker 1: if you're ugly, you could buy me a gift. We're

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Speaker 1: talking ugly on the inside or the outside, but mainly

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Speaker 1: outside because you know, I'm a Libra and the way

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Speaker 1: things look is very important to me. So please don't

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Speaker 1: hurt my eyes. Have you ever have you ever had

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Speaker 1: sex with an ugly person? Yes? It was bad, it

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Speaker 4: Why I looked at Jordan, but I don't know because

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Speaker 4: I'm great at sex.

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Speaker 1: I was like, if a guy is really really and

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Speaker 1: so by the fault. You think ugly people will be

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Speaker 1: they haven't hit their ten thousand hours yet. Okay the peoples, Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the more you do something, the better you are at it.

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Speaker 2: Probably.

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Speaker 2: Wait, now you went to Thailand, right? Yes? What was that?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: First of all, sixteen hour flight is dumb. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: Did you high economy girl? I'm not rid Michelle? Why

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Speaker 1: are you making me feel poor of me because you

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 1: So many follow up questions. I want to get to

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Speaker 3: Yes, how do you cast for them?

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Speaker 1: I just ignore them And if they're still messaging me

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Speaker 1: they're like always wondering. We have to like walk around

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Speaker 1: And that's that's what being an adult is all about.

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Speaker 1: It's just using your words to be like, I don't

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Speaker 1: like I was getting two hour massages. I got a

435
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: four hour massage in Thailand.

436
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 2: Four The relationship.

437
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: What they do your feet for an hour? That's so long?

438
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 2: The human cost?

439
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 1: Who's talking about?

440
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 2: Are there different people massage on you at once?

441
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I was high and my eyes were

442
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: closed four hours. Yeah, how that feel? How wild? The

443
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 1: second hour was a little bit gross. It was like

444
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: a full body scrub, but we weren't in a wet room.

445
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 1: We were in a dry room, so it was like,

446
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 1: this is dumb, right, and then uh, the last couple

447
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: of minutes, I looked and my friend had some ladies

448
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,639
Speaker 1: standing on her back giving her a massage. I've done that,

449
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: but my tits are two bic. I'm like, sis, you

450
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: gotta get off, like like, my tits are like in

451
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 1: my eyes, like it feels like they're mad at me.

452
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: Yes say yeah, yeah, it feels like I'm in home alone,

453
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: like one of the robbers. I'm like, I gotta that's

454
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: the wild. All my references are very old.

455
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: No, they're great. They're like, I'm back the night. That's

456
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: why these young ones are here. They're like, oh the nineties.

457
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: Yes, I heard, I heard there were some fetuses in

458
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 1: here tonight. I love it. Okay, real talk traveling as

459
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: a black woman to any other continent. Let's just start

460
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: off with the airport. How was customs? It was cool.

461
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: I got to say pre check now, so I was excuse me, poores.

462
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 2: But then do you let you do that in pre check?

463
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can kick poor people in PreCheck. You

464
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: slide a baby up? Excuse me?

465
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 2: Why would you bring this child?

466
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: That's my baby? Do you travel? Do you travel with

467
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 1: your kids? I do? You've put them on planes before.

468
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 1: What I want to do is I want to try

469
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: and give them all the things to be cool fucking adults.

470
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, I want them

471
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 1: to be comfortable with travel, eating different ships, smelling different

472
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: fucking places. Like your kids, like two, they're four, they're four.

473
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: You just saw them look out there, and let me

474
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: be the first to say they look great, thank you.

475
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: I thought they were.

476
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 3: Marie is living her best life. I have another difference

477
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 3: between a two year old or a nine year old.

478
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 2: Give a fuck.

479
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: Look, I'd be like, are you ten?

480
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 3: No?

481
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: I will say two to six is one of those

482
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: ages where it depends on the DNA. But like, you

483
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: don't know unless you're pediatrician, right, And that's fine. I

484
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: think you gotta cut them to count the rings. I

485
00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 1: think that's how it like a tree of the baby.

486
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: So how is it when you landed in Thailand? Are

487
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: people like only one person in Thailand was like oh,

488
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, ah, Like one guy grabbed my

489
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: hair to like feel it, yeah, and I was like, no,

490
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: you don't. But that only happened one time. It was

491
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: a lot of black girls in Thailand. I don't know.

492
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: TikTok is doing his jump.

493
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 2: I love it.

494
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: And every time I see somebody back in tailand I'm like, hey,

495
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: black friend, and nobody waved back.

496
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: But oh oh yeah.

497
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: But you know, also maybe they didn't speak when I speak.

498
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm screaming English, hey black friend, and you know,

499
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 1: maybe they're Pandomanian or you know whatever. I love that

500
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: you love to travel. When I was shooting my show,

501
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 1: Garcel was in the scene with me, Garcel Bovee, and

502
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: she was like, do you know this raazy person on Instagram?

503
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: She's so funny. I said, not only do I know her,

504
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: let's FaceTime her. So we FaceTime this bitch right, just

505
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: to be like just like Haitian oil tea, we all

506
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: out here, you know, just like making our parents proud

507
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: and shit. And I'm like, I wonder what the fuck

508
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: she's up to? FaceTime ass bitch? Where the fuck were you?

509
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: I was on the train in Paris and I was like,

510
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: why is Michelle facetiming me? You never facetimed me? And

511
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: I picked up and it's you and Real Housewives of

512
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. And I was like, I'm screaming on the

513
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: train in Paris. They're like, look at this dumb American

514
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, we have service on the subway here.

515
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,239
Speaker 1: So how was Paris? Bitch? Oh, Paris is great. I

516
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: did a solo trip for my birthday. I went for

517
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: a week and I always by O, w bring my

518
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:53,239
Speaker 1: own weed, and somebody said weed, okay, okay, And so

519
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: I was high every day and I just ate everything

520
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: I wanted to eat fun because Paris is good for that.

521
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: And then I bought a bunch of really cool stuff

522
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: and I never checked my bank balance.

523
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 2: So.

524
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: And it just went through the car, just kept swiping.

525
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: So so you can't get too high, because one time

526
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: I did in Europe, you got to keep the cards

527
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: in there and you get the card after you get

528
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: the money. And so like I got the money and

529
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: I was high and I just left. I left my

530
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: card in there at the at Yes, and I went

531
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: back and they're like, I went back to the bank.

532
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: They're like, we can't give it to you. It's gone now.

533
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: I was like, can't you just take the back off

534
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: and give it to me? Yeah? You was paying with cash. Yeah,

535
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: that was why I always swipe the card. And then

536
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, but where would you like to travel next?

537
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: I feel like I got to hit something in Africa,

538
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: like I can't you know, I can't be this black

539
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: and awesome and like keep skipping over yeah freak, yeah

540
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. But what was it like traveling by yourself?

541
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: Did you feel safe the whole time? My friend told

542
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: me that I am too old to get kidnapped? So

543
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: what she is?

544
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 2: She ate that dead to us?

545
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: How's up? Girl, I'm very kidnappable. Look at me, I'm

546
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: packet sized, you know.

547
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: She's like, you can just get napped now.

548
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: She said you're safe, You're too old to get kidnapped.

549
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 2: Is she in here? We don't just cut that out.

550
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: So we asked the questions about assulting from the audience.

551
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: Let's get to it.

552
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm new to New York, it says from the South.

553
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 3: How is dating different here? And how do I show

554
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 3: someone I'm interested? Smiley face emoji?

555
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: Come on, black, mister Rogers, let's go Why are you

556
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: getting all pbs on that question.

557
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 2: I'm from the South, and I can tell you that

558
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: dating and courting.

559
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 3: Or a little bit different up here, so they're a

560
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 3: little more brusque. I would say there's fewer moonlight strolls

561
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: by gazebo, you know, and promise rings are not given

562
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 3: that kind of thing, you know, like down south, one

563
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 3: big move is like going to church with somebody, and

564
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 3: y'all might not know that up here in North You're like,

565
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 3: tell us.

566
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: More what a cultural exchange?

567
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: But that's that's an actual thing down south. Don't do that.

568
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: What's up? The question is what can I do to

569
00:31:56,280 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: make money without working a nine to five? Do you please?

570
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: The amount of hours possible? Please?

571
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 2: Capitalism is bullshit.

572
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: Man, Look get that high speed internet and get yourself

573
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: an OnlyFans account. Okay, take pictures of your feet, yeah,

574
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 1: or I mean, you know, just be charming. Okay. I

575
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: mean I feel like now it's more possible than ever

576
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: before to make money in ways that you're like, you

577
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: can make money, don't Yeah? Right, Remember when the number

578
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: one subscribe YouTube page was a little boy playing with toys.

579
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, get.

580
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: You on, get you one of those accounts? Yeah, I

581
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: will say, like when I see my mom, my dad,

582
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: and my aunts and my uncle's retired now and their

583
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: knees hurt, their backs, the diabetes, the thing, the thing

584
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: they think like, it does suck in a Marrior that

585
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: we work ourselves into the fucking ground only to retire

586
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: at sixty five. To really you can't even live off

587
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: of social Security. It's just like what the fuck are

588
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: we doing? You know what I mean? And so we

589
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: make fun of other cultures for taking a three month vacation,

590
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: but they live till ninety five, you know what I mean.

591
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: So it's a funny ask question, but it's a real

592
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: question because it's like, how do you protect your fucking

593
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: heart and your soul and still pay for fucking a

594
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,959
Speaker 1: roof over your head. I'm still figuring it out. I

595
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: have been really lucky that I love what I do. Yeah,

596
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: so it doesn't feel like work for me, like I

597
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: just can keep going, But like for someone that's not

598
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: passionate about some shit like I, I don't know scams,

599
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: dam scappm, I don't know scams.

600
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 3: Okay, this question is how do you create a safe

601
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 3: space for conflict resolution within a relationship?

602
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Pop, up hop up is this therapist

603
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: in network.

604
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: Is within the confronts of the relationship.

605
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 3: How do we create a zone wherein we can mitigate

606
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 3: the possible damage of being at odds with one another?

607
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 2: I wrote this question just kidding. How do you do that? Yeah?

608
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes sometimes?

609
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: Uh.

610
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 2: With with my my person.

611
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: I love when he gets really awkward, it turns into Obama.

612
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 3: With my person, she has the foresight and forethought to

613
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 3: be like, let's just wait until the kids are asleep.

614
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 3: That's a good thing where it's like, Okay, you've had

615
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 3: time to think about it a little bit and see

616
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 3: why you're right.

617
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

618
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 3: From all the angles, Well, I think waiting and jest,

619
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 3: dating and like taking a breath and and an edible

620
00:34:59,080 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: can't hurt.

621
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,399
Speaker 1: Can't hurt, so medicate cool. I think it's really hard

622
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: to have responsible fights conversations, you know what I mean.

623
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: It's hard. It's sort of just like you don't want

624
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: to have that conversation. You just want it to be done.

625
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: But now you know, you live with this person, and

626
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: you've infused y'all DNA together, and so you have to

627
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,760
Speaker 1: work it out. And so I knew from the beginning

628
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: where I was like, oh god, I really don't want

629
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: to like smell anybody else except for him. I was like,

630
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: we know how to love, we have to figure out

631
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: how to fight. And when I say fight, like just

632
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: it could be a hard, hard discussion, and you just

633
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: the biggest thing is letting someone fucking finish, Like you've

634
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: got like, let them fucking finish, like no matter, fuck it,

635
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: even if it's bullshit, you gotta let them finish. And

636
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: I say, you know, there's so everyone's a therapist now,

637
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: like go get yourself a mediator or some shit.

638
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 2: You're so right about letting them finish. Yeah, let them finish.

639
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: As you cut me off, I was counting backwards.

640
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: From one hundred. In my head, it's like, don't do it.

641
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 2: Don't do it.

642
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm just kidding.

643
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 2: Don What do you do?

644
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 4: I would just say, you got to understand, like kind

645
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 4: of building up what Michelle said, understand their communication style,

646
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 4: so like letting them finish and also knowing that you

647
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, Like if you don't agree, and

648
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 4: you know you won't agree, you gotta figure out a

649
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 4: way to voice the Hey, I just don't agree with you.

650
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 2: On that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't agree with your time. It's crazy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you got a question, Marie. If you are short on

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Speaker 1: time in the morning, is it okay to pee in

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Speaker 1: the shower? Gross or good time management? I need more

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Speaker 1: information about who wrote this.

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Speaker 2: I have heard. I have heard it's fine to pee

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Speaker 2: in the shower.

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Speaker 1: I think I wrote this because a guy. The guys

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Speaker 1: pee everywhere. No no, no, no no no no, no, yeah no,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. Yeah, yeah, I think we want to pee

661
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: in the shower. Pee in the shower. But also, white people,

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Speaker 1: wash your legs, well said, in the bottom of your feet.

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Speaker 1: The soap running down is not get in between the toes.

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Speaker 1: Nobody gets it between the toes. Oh that, she relects

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Speaker 1: all the ship. Yeah, it's like a turkey boat. It's discussing.

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Speaker 1: I say, put in the shower if you got to, Yes,

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Speaker 1: wash your so also clean the tube, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. And only one person, only one person here tonight.

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Speaker 2: I feel you. I'll tell you this. I am done

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Speaker 2: shitting in the shower. I am not going to do

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Speaker 2: that anymore.

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Speaker 1: What you know what I'm saying, Jordan, you have to

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Speaker 1: tell them if you're joking. They don't know okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I have sex people. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my my may uh. That's how my dad calls

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Speaker 1: all my cousins. So what is the most adult thing

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Speaker 1: you want to do for yourself this year that you

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Speaker 1: haven't gotten a chance to do for yourself yet? Could

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Speaker 1: be anything?

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00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 2: Could be anything?

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Speaker 1: Well, what are some examples of things that other people

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Speaker 1: have said in the past, such a Libra follow up?

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Speaker 1: What are the other people saying?

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Speaker 2: Travel?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say the wrong A lot of

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Speaker 1: people say travel truly like fucking anything. I think someone

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00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: said like clean their garage or some shit. I don't know,

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00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: we don't do that. What do I want to do

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Speaker 1: as an adult this year? I think this year I

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00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: want to fall in love When someone who has all

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Speaker 1: their teeth, even the side ones you can't see them,

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Speaker 1: I say, look look at I have a look at

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Speaker 1: my mouth. You should have all of yours. So well,

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Speaker 1: if you are listening to this and you happen to

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Speaker 1: be an eligible bachelor with all your teeth, including like

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Speaker 1: the one the Mueller's the thing you give if the

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Speaker 1: dentist pulled it out because it was making the front

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Speaker 1: teeth crowded. That that's cool.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about a corn tooth.

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Speaker 3: If the person has a corn tooth, corn tooth, that's

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00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 3: when you yellow, you lose your front tooth, and it's

703
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Speaker 3: like and then you have to shove one in there

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Speaker 3: like star ros like star roast.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes yes, and it comes out like

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Speaker 1: uh uh, because I don't want the tooth getting soul disclosure.

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Speaker 1: I have a fake tooth in the front. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: you're rich.

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Speaker 2: No one can tell, No one can tell.

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Speaker 1: My father was a dentist. I really sucked the right

711
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Speaker 1: dick on the right night. My husband's not my father.

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Speaker 2: Laws.

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Speaker 1: I should have fuck have said that. I should have

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Speaker 1: fuck it. I should have been your the fact that

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Speaker 1: I need a dental work and so happen to have

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Speaker 1: sex with a man as a dentist? Where going? And

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Speaker 1: I wrote it. I wrote I wrote a chapter about

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Speaker 1: it in my books if ible to think.

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Speaker 2: It, it's called Tooth Be Told. It's a good chapter.

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Speaker 1: Wow, no boggy smalls. But it's also about how like

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Speaker 1: health insurance should not be a luxury and like why

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Speaker 1: are tooth cosmetic? So I'm with you on that, but anyways,

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Speaker 1: a man with teeth, I'm here for you.

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Speaker 5: Please give it up for Marie Flaws and everybody.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 3: She encouraged me. Marie encouraged me and inspired me. Yes,

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Speaker 3: I need to go to Thailand. What am I waiting on?

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Speaker 1: Is that a real question? Do you want me to

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Speaker 1: answer that? I mean, I mean, I will say you do.

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Speaker 1: You do take probably a longer time to get to

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Speaker 1: where you want to go. You always manage to get there.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Yeah, I do. Emily Plummer, That's okay.

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Speaker 1: You always get there, which is you know, better late

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Speaker 1: than never.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. I don't take the toll roads. You see what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: No, you printed out the map quest and you have

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Speaker 1: the original names of the state highways and shit. So

739
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Speaker 1: you just taken all farm roads for the view and

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Speaker 1: that's okay.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I will pass on the easy pass. I'll come

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Speaker 3: up the rough side of the mountain. You see what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: And everybody's like, we've been here a while.

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Speaker 1: I like it though, I like it. Everybody you know

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Speaker 1: has their own fraction.

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Speaker 2: Hmm. I like that. You mean like numerator denominator kind

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Speaker 2: of thing.

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Speaker 1: Yep, Nope, I met like group they belong in.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, oh, faction, you mean faction?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Check your house? Is it burning? Are you okay? Are

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Speaker 2: you don't know? Jordan's smelling almonds?

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Speaker 1: I really don't know Jordans. I wish we got to

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Speaker 1: leave this in Jordan's You can't even hear him. He's life,

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Speaker 1: he's holding is just I said, fraction, I may say faction.

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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I guess my favorite fraction is

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Speaker 3: seven eighths.

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Speaker 2: Like seven eighths.

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Speaker 1: You are the common denominator in this oil. All right, everyone,

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Speaker 1: thanks so much for hanging with us. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: go back to school and uh, and I hope you

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Speaker 1: guys have a good one. Don't forget to wash your hands.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is g Holley.

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Speaker 2: Our associate producer is Alex Cheek.

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Speaker 1: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 1: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 2: Theme song in live show DJing is by DJ Don Will.

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Speaker 1: Our live show producer is Marian Ways.

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Speaker 2: Artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 1: Photography by Reis vander Most.

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Speaker 3: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hardstar, and Daniel Kramer.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 3: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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