Speaker 1: Wear a ticking muk.
Speaker 2: I'm good. Welcome to Too Cool Mom's podcast.
Speaker 1: You always win. That makes you so cool.
Speaker 2: If people are listening and not watching, that is a
Speaker 2: very odd way to start a podcast. Okay, guys, well,
Speaker 2: thank you to listen to Too Cool Moms. I am
Speaker 2: here with my good good mommy friend Steve.
Speaker 1: Pleasure away with you.
Speaker 3: And by the way, you heard us going surmise. You
Speaker 3: figured out it's not what.
Speaker 2: You think it is, and I usually they saw. I
Speaker 2: do appreciate your support with my pineapple shirt. I decided
Speaker 2: to throw on a pineapple shirt here today.
Speaker 1: Doesn't look good.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say you looks good. I remember buying this.
Speaker 2: I was on the road with my good friend Mark
Speaker 2: Jiggy Guardian right Jiggy, and we were at a TJ
Speaker 2: max because we're Maximiste's, and I popped off on it
Speaker 2: and I said, I'm gonna wear this all summer. Didn't
Speaker 2: wear it once in the didn't wear it once, didn't
Speaker 2: wear it once and hear.
Speaker 1: Nificance of the pineapple Yeah you heard about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard. But it's gotta be upside down, meaning
Speaker 2: if you want to bang somebody for the cake it's
Speaker 2: the cake. You just blow my mind. Oh got it.
Speaker 3: But the pineapple, like when it's upside down outside the
Speaker 3: door of a of a cruiser.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on in. Water is fine, that's great.
Speaker 2: I would.
Speaker 1: It's such a weird thing.
Speaker 2: But you know what a pineapple is. Though a pineapple
Speaker 2: is worth the fight, there's certain things that aren't worth
Speaker 2: the fight. I would give you some examples. Crab legs,
Speaker 2: the amount of the amount of meat, but the amount
Speaker 2: of meat that you get versus you cut yourself. You
Speaker 2: get pinch eed right, it hurts, and you get this
Speaker 2: little pineapple. You gotta honk you get in there. You
Speaker 2: take some work to get into it. But oh the juices.
Speaker 1: But who's who's doing? What are you? Are you buying
Speaker 1: raw pineapple? Nobody buys what I buy.
Speaker 2: I buy a full pineapple to market. You don't no
Speaker 2: best way to get.
Speaker 1: Pelices like a human being. So you met on television.
Speaker 2: You pay so you're too good to slice your own.
Speaker 3: You probably want of those that gets the cellery water
Speaker 3: at Whole Foods for eight dollars, Because you, guys, what.
Speaker 1: About the body?
Speaker 2: What about this body? Says?
Speaker 1: I drink celery water? First of all, I would God.
Speaker 2: Do you know how to pick? Do you know how
Speaker 2: to let's let's give some knowledge here. Do you know
Speaker 2: my grandfather's big into produce. Do you know how to
Speaker 2: pick a fresh pineapple?
Speaker 1: Do I know how to trick?
Speaker 2: Do you know the trick? Like walk on, knock on
Speaker 2: the watermelon? If it sounds hollow, it's a good watermelon. Okay,
Speaker 2: if you pull the leaves up top.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's something with the stem.
Speaker 2: And if the leaf comes out easy, it's ripe.
Speaker 1: It's ready to go, ready to go. It's staying in
Speaker 1: there saying in it.
Speaker 2: They not ready. The baby's still got juices to cook.
Speaker 2: You didn't want to give yet. You want to let
Speaker 2: it go, You want to let it go in the sunshine.
Speaker 3: Pineapple could be one of my favorites. Several times I love.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I judge harsh.
Speaker 2: If somebody don't like pineapple, If somebody eats a fruit
Speaker 2: cocktail takes out the pineapple chunks, forget it. Adam not
Speaker 2: a friend, not a friend. It was just a whoaii
Speaker 2: pineapple hands down? Oh yeah, now he's got.
Speaker 1: Bookoo bucks Well, I was doing a show. Oh gotcha
Speaker 1: breaking even so.
Speaker 3: I flew the family up broke even, but went got
Speaker 3: the doll whips, you know, the doll whip. Oh, and
Speaker 3: then we got these pineapple smoothies. They come in the pineapple.
Speaker 3: You take the top off the smoothies in there.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 1: They hollowed out for the kids.
Speaker 3: And then you got a nice little chunk of pineapple. Here's
Speaker 3: the thing about a chunk to your point. Sometimes they're
Speaker 3: just chewy and like it. But but when they like,
Speaker 3: when they sat around for a while, yeah, they get
Speaker 3: all nice and sugary, sugary. Oh, there's nothing better than
Speaker 3: that than that.
Speaker 2: Piece of some Some fruits have really cornered the market
Speaker 2: and being able to use their carcass as a cup. Pineapples, coconuts, yep, right,
Speaker 2: they got it. You don't see anybody popping a straw
Speaker 2: an orange, even a grapefruit. A grapefruit is big enough
Speaker 2: to be a cup. Nobody you could do it, you could,
Speaker 2: but nobody does. Yeah, but nobody does. Like nobody uses
Speaker 2: a grape fruit cup.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh this is here's one sour dough bowl bread. Oh,
Speaker 1: best soup.
Speaker 2: When you can eat the container, that's when you know
Speaker 2: you've made it.
Speaker 1: That's like you want it.
Speaker 3: When you're eating with something, you're likeing it up to.
Speaker 1: You could eat the napkin like you just.
Speaker 2: Chowder in a bowl bread figet it all day, all night.
Speaker 3: I would take a I take a clam, I would
Speaker 3: take a a tomato basil in a sour dough.
Speaker 1: Howse that'd be my broccoli cheddar.
Speaker 2: Broccoli chedta gives you the faughts, but delicious what it
Speaker 2: gives you the thoughts, But it's delicious. Broccoli chatta.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I thought you like your accent comes in so
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying it gives you the force.
Speaker 2: You'll enjoyed this.
Speaker 1: I don't have gas. That was you.
Speaker 3: You smelled it you done. My uncle actually ate so
Speaker 3: much pineapple. He lived in Hawaii. He grew up in Hawaii.
Speaker 3: He ate so much pineapple he almost died, swear to God,
Speaker 3: because it's all the it's all the acid. It's something
Speaker 3: like if you have a certain like if you drink
Speaker 3: too much water, you could drown yourself literally drown yourself
Speaker 3: with Uh. It's so acidic. Pineapple is so acidic that.
Speaker 1: You you need to eat.
Speaker 3: You can't eat like like an eight year old like
Speaker 3: he was and just keep mouwing something sweet, which he
Speaker 3: did and he ended up in the hospital, almost died.
Speaker 2: Poisoned himself with acid. Pineapple acid. It was the pineapple
Speaker 2: and the conservatory. Colonel Mustard, Colonel Pineapple.
Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, Colonel Pineapple.
Speaker 2: Death by pineapple is not a bad way to go, though,
Speaker 2: if you had to pick. I didn't even know that
Speaker 2: was an option. I'm to be honest on.
Speaker 1: The table, I didn't know that was an option. You
Speaker 1: were just like if.
Speaker 2: Somebody said go kill yourself, I'd like, give me all
Speaker 2: the pineapple.
Speaker 1: I'll just eat your shirt, kill myself with pineapple. What
Speaker 1: is your favorite fruit?
Speaker 2: Favorite fruit?
Speaker 1: I mean I go to Nathan Lane.
Speaker 2: You got their time code.
Speaker 1: I like they're wrong with that one, right, is there.
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: Did you like?
Speaker 2: I love a cherry cherry?
Speaker 1: You know what? You know?
Speaker 2: What's the rain hero of the berries?
Speaker 1: A black cherry.
Speaker 2: I'll I don't see color.
Speaker 1: What's the time on that I recently had?
Speaker 2: Yeah, black cherry is great. Black cherry is black cherry
Speaker 2: going down south cherry. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: See anytime you do this, I just picked dress in
Speaker 3: the car. Yeah, for sure, it is just joking.
Speaker 1: You know, black cherry is something you see.
Speaker 2: You there's an on camera s you're the guy that
Speaker 2: looks up what a black cherry looks like?
Speaker 4: All right, I was saying, black cherry it finds itself
Speaker 4: in a lot of flavorings. For like, yeah, you don't
Speaker 4: see in a supermarket. I don't know if I've seen
Speaker 4: a black cherry option. You see seeds like seated cherries.
Speaker 2: Cherries.
Speaker 3: Just went to one of those mixologists and you would
Speaker 3: get a black cherry with the drink, and they had
Speaker 3: a jar of like if it's fermented, like they're soaked
Speaker 3: in oh, And I.
Speaker 2: Was like, what were they choked in like gin or
Speaker 2: whisky or something.
Speaker 1: No, it's just it was like its own, like sugary juice.
Speaker 2: There was a I would take that drink. I'd like,
Speaker 2: I'll take this, yeah, please, that's my black cherry.
Speaker 1: Seriously, it was that good.
Speaker 2: Black cherry is also a great stripper name. That's not
Speaker 2: a bad stripper name. Black cherry, upside down pineapples not either.
Speaker 2: If you go any fruit actually, except like rusty Rusty apricot,
Speaker 2: nobody come on to the stage Rusty Apricot.
Speaker 3: Well, kim chi could be a good gray kimchi your
Speaker 3: fruit fermented cabbage. It's a cabbage, hot spicy cabbage.
Speaker 1: But Koreans in the day.
Speaker 5: They would they would hot cabbage is not a good
Speaker 5: stripper name. Kimchi is hot cabbage. Hot cabbage is is
Speaker 5: a bulbousy, irish hammered y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, sorry kim chi. Have you ever had kim chi?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you like it?
Speaker 2: I don't mind it? Yeah, I like Troy better. I
Speaker 2: like bock Troy better. You take bock Choi, I like,
Speaker 2: I love a bock Choy. Bock Choi is one of
Speaker 2: my favorite surprise greens. Bock Choy bock Choi definitely a
Speaker 2: stripper name. Ay.
Speaker 3: Actually the picture no picture in the sixth inning for
Speaker 3: the New York Mets.
Speaker 2: That recommend from the from the stable, what do they
Speaker 2: call that? The bull bullpen?
Speaker 1: That's it?
Speaker 2: I'm calling on the bullpen bock Choy Joy. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: h I think stripper names really live in the product section. Really,
Speaker 2: fruits are good for stripper names. Vegetables aren't the old
Speaker 2: long couch.
Speaker 3: The old uh comedy bit for a while was Mercedes Porsche.
Speaker 3: Why am I getting a dance from Ford Focus? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like it's like Okay, sports that bit stage, run
Speaker 3: that bit into the ground.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to go?
Speaker 2: No, we're not we go I mean anything. Do you
Speaker 2: want to add fucking value and bring up a conversation?
Speaker 2: We're just gonna sity here like it's a fucking interview.
Speaker 2: I feel like Bill maher like. Do you want to
Speaker 2: say something Jesus Christ? Do you want to switch? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're ready, yes, sent me go ahead, Okay, tell me
Speaker 2: something about it's Google bombs?
Speaker 1: Okay, ready? What is jiggy? What is his greatest strength?
Speaker 1: What is his greatest weakness?
Speaker 2: His greatest strength?
Speaker 1: And my strength and weakness?
Speaker 3: And then you what you what do you believe is
Speaker 3: your greatest strength.
Speaker 2: And weakness and strengths.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what yours are?
Speaker 2: Okay, strength and strength and weakness. It seems like you're
Speaker 2: too ready to tell me what my weakness is. By
Speaker 2: the way, sorry, it seems like you're very ready to
Speaker 2: tell me what my weakness is. Like you feel like
Speaker 2: this is just a game for you to be able
Speaker 2: to tell me.
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: You just tell me what you don't like about me,
Speaker 2: and we can save the whole rigamarole.
Speaker 1: No, No, let's suck up some time. No, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: getting another ten minutes. I would say this.
Speaker 2: I would say Jiggy's strength hands down his loyalty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the guy's a loyal friend. He's there for you. He's
Speaker 2: like depend like you can depend on He's a loyal friend.
Speaker 2: I would say his weakness is the pace at which
Speaker 2: he eats. He's a slow, annoying eater.
Speaker 1: Real he does. I've never noticed that.
Speaker 2: You don't need as much of him as I do.
Speaker 2: But like when he's eating like oatmeal or anything with
Speaker 2: rice is.
Speaker 1: Really oh god, it's so annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think that's fair. That's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we're cutting this out. But he enjoys food.
Speaker 2: He enjoys it. He enjoys it. I said, the pace
Speaker 2: at which he enjoys it is a little laxadaisical for me.
Speaker 2: And it's also a little annoying. His eating habits. He
Speaker 2: does a little like a loud cheer, like a little
Speaker 2: sloppy allowed check. Now it's not it's more like a
Speaker 2: peckish it's more like a like a bird eating like that.
Speaker 2: You know you have that, but then if you look
Speaker 2: over him, you see you eating it, and he's like
Speaker 2: like he's just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he enjoys it though.
Speaker 3: He really does really get the part of food, but
Speaker 3: also like what goes into making whatever dish it is. Yes,
Speaker 3: so some folks want to know everything about a film
Speaker 3: I was made, who wrote it, you know? But Jiggy's
Speaker 3: like that with I Think Food and Green.
Speaker 4: You could put a montage together of the ten seconds
Speaker 4: when you see your food about to ride to the
Speaker 4: table with me, and it could be like a full
Speaker 4: hour of just me being really excited.
Speaker 2: In his other life, you definitely wouldn't be a chef though, right,
Speaker 2: Jiggy for sure?
Speaker 1: Wait what is your greatest strength? Mind?
Speaker 2: Are we skipping you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Go ahd yours?
Speaker 2: I would say compassion. I think you're a compassionate person.
Speaker 2: I think you care about the way people feel and
Speaker 2: want them to feel good about themselves. I would consider
Speaker 2: you one of the most compassionate people. I know your weakness.
Speaker 2: I mean, how much time do we have. I mean
Speaker 2: it's only an hour episode. I don't know how much
Speaker 2: you want to know.
Speaker 1: This is greatest greatest, your greatest, greatest strength, greatest.
Speaker 2: Your greatest strength, That would be compassion. I think your
Speaker 2: greatest weakness. Hmm, so many a pick besides comedy, I
Speaker 2: always gonna say comedy. Now. I think you're very funny.
Speaker 2: I think you're an amazing comedian. I think your greatest
Speaker 2: weakness is probably, oh, you know what I would say
Speaker 2: it is. I would say it's this. I would say
Speaker 2: you're not a great judge of character. I think you
Speaker 2: you jump into thinking everybody's great when not everybody is.
Speaker 2: And I think that you say that because every you
Speaker 2: think about how many people you've introduced me to, and
Speaker 2: you're like, he's the greatest guy ever. Like that's your
Speaker 2: go to line. Like you're always like he's the greatest,
Speaker 2: he's a bad like And it's not that you're bad card,
Speaker 2: but you you just throw that title around. I think
Speaker 2: that's your biggest week, Like, it doesn't take much for
Speaker 2: you to think somebody is the greatest.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'll just refer to him as Mark then.
Speaker 2: The slow pater, this is the slow pack of eater. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I would say that's probably what I would If I
Speaker 2: had to pick one, that would be it.
Speaker 1: You're do I go now? Or do we do we
Speaker 1: do ourselves? No? We do we? Yeah? Ourselves?
Speaker 2: Oh? Do you want me to do mine? Yeah? What
Speaker 2: do you think it's yours my greatest strength? I mean,
Speaker 2: i'd have to put up there. I would have to
Speaker 2: put kindness up there with probably I don't know it's
Speaker 2: that or generosity. I would say, I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: very generous person, but I would say kindness. I think
Speaker 2: I'm I think I I think I live by live
Speaker 2: and die by be kind. I would say that I
Speaker 2: agree with that. And then my biggest weakness is probably
Speaker 2: I probably cut people out too quickly. Sometimes. I probably
Speaker 2: dismissed people too quickly. I probably I don't give as
Speaker 2: many second chances as I should. I don't think. Maybe
Speaker 2: I would say I think that's probably it. Really maybe
Speaker 2: if I had to pick one, Yeah, there's only a
Speaker 2: couple instances that I'm actually thinking of that my ring. Sorry.
Speaker 2: If my greatest weakness is I didn't turn my h
Speaker 2: maybe that maybe maybe, well, you know what I'm thinking
Speaker 2: about earlier in life, though nothing about now. If I
Speaker 2: had to take a brutal look, I've been doing a
Speaker 2: lot of self. Oh you know what, that's probably was
Speaker 2: my greatest weakness definitely was that I didn't take any uh.
Speaker 2: I didn't reflect enough on myself. I didn't think I
Speaker 2: just operated in a way of thinking like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: doing the right thing, Like I didn't stop take stock.
Speaker 2: I think I just moved too fast. That's probably what
Speaker 2: it is. I moved too fast sometimes.
Speaker 1: Because you're driven, yeah, to accomplish whatever it is.
Speaker 2: It is, and then sometimes when you're driving, you forget
Speaker 2: to check the side view mirrors. And I think that's
Speaker 2: what happens sometimes.
Speaker 1: Meatloaf wrote a song about that.
Speaker 2: I believe check the side view mirrors.
Speaker 3: By meat Loaf, objects in the rear view mirror seem
Speaker 3: closer than they appear. And there was a lot of
Speaker 3: metaphors behind it, Joe too deep to go into now.
Speaker 3: As compassionate I am to your ignorance of the artwork
Speaker 3: at Meatloaf, I would love to.
Speaker 1: Describe it to you.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say you're a great guy. I was
Speaker 3: gonna say your greatest strength is is yeah, you leaded,
Speaker 3: but kindness one hundred percent. I think your your whole
Speaker 3: world revolves around it. I mean, whether we were just
Speaker 3: walking down the street and the guy we walked to
Speaker 3: a coffee shop, the door was shut. We walk over
Speaker 3: to another coffee shop. The guy were walking back. He
Speaker 3: sees you, he I think he might have called you
Speaker 3: and then you said, I'm sorry, I got a coffee across.
Speaker 3: You're close, and you still walk over and talk to
Speaker 3: the guy for a few seconds. And you could have
Speaker 3: just zipped on by or whatever, but you took the
Speaker 3: moment to be kind. And then there was this old
Speaker 3: woman who was this is like. We walked three blocks, yea,
Speaker 3: three blocks, and there was a woman in crutches that
Speaker 3: was a little older, and as I was walking past her,
Speaker 3: I was like, what if she needs an uber or
Speaker 3: you know, I'm just thinking, like just reflexively, you're you're
Speaker 3: thinking thoughts to your.
Speaker 1: And then I turn around and.
Speaker 3: You're talking to her, and I assume you're like, are
Speaker 3: you okay, you need anything or whatever?
Speaker 2: And after a walk and she said, you just need
Speaker 2: to take a break from walking. So she's just standing
Speaker 2: there for a moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've seen you do that so many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I try so I guess we agree with my
Speaker 2: with my kindness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 3: I also think, uh, I think it's like that slash confidence. Ah,
Speaker 3: you're incredibly confident, but I think the confidence comes from
Speaker 3: it's almost like there's I don't know if this is gonna
Speaker 3: make sense. But like, but like the kindness, the confidence
Speaker 3: is buttressed by the kindness.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Buttress?
Speaker 1: Buttress?
Speaker 3: Like the kindness is in support of the confidence because
Speaker 3: the confidence you're hitting the dance for, you're going to
Speaker 3: the mall, you're picking somebody's French fry up, You're you're
Speaker 3: taking selves. But it's like the confidence all stems from
Speaker 3: an interaction to be.
Speaker 1: Kind to people. Does that make sense?
Speaker 3: So like you use like your confidence to to be
Speaker 3: an invitation to be like, yes, I'm gonna make a
Speaker 3: smile on about two seconds, I'm gonna leave you for
Speaker 3: the rest of your life. I'm gonna make you smile,
Speaker 3: and you'll never see me again for the rest. But
Speaker 3: it's like, like we're exposed and around all different types
Speaker 3: of people in this in this industry, and you've always
Speaker 3: taken the time more than anybody I've ever I've never
Speaker 3: seen anybody be so recognized but also like so not
Speaker 3: bothered by it, and you're willing to like three blocks,
Speaker 3: he FaceTime the girl, the guys, the guy's moving furniture,
Speaker 3: and he's like jojo jojojo, take a picture.
Speaker 1: We went the wrong way. We come back, they say,
Speaker 1: out of my girl, and you're and you're saying, it's like,
Speaker 1: I mean you could just guys, I gotta eat like
Speaker 1: you know, you just don't do that.
Speaker 2: That's what's the way I'm built. Stephen. Yeah, thanks, buddy,
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Great. What's my greatest weakness? You really
Speaker 2: butted me up to me my greatest week.
Speaker 1: To me, to me.
Speaker 4: For me.
Speaker 3: Let's see, I would say, uh.
Speaker 1: It's not, but it goes.
Speaker 3: It goes back to a we're talking about the uh
Speaker 3: about the uh like when you're eating and something like
Speaker 3: you there's like an impatience sometimes to like this disgusting
Speaker 3: kidding what like, But it goes but the second chance. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but but I think there is like quick the judgment.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, maybe that's it, but it's not like it's
Speaker 3: not again, it's not done in like a like a
Speaker 3: bad way.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not really with people. Do feel like
Speaker 2: is that with people?
Speaker 1: I think? Is that what people?
Speaker 2: It's just quick to judgment on scenarios and food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's also like if if we're going to
Speaker 3: do something like if we gotta be it's just like
Speaker 3: you know, we got to be here by five, or guys,
Speaker 3: we got to get this stuff done, or you know,
Speaker 3: they're just like I think, it's just like.
Speaker 2: I'm almost an urgency, a little bit of business to
Speaker 2: a little too much business sometimes maybe.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that's a weakness though, well it
Speaker 1: could be.
Speaker 2: Depends on the situation. Right, somebody's telling me about their
Speaker 2: you know, trouble time, they haven't. I'm looking at the
Speaker 2: clock because I gotta go do something, or they gotta
Speaker 2: we gotta start something.
Speaker 1: Maybe, Yeah, I don't know it's a weakness.
Speaker 2: But thanks, great, that was very nice of you. Do
Speaker 2: we do ourselves.
Speaker 1: My greatest strengths is I'm a good liar.
Speaker 2: Yes you are.
Speaker 1: And I lied the last eight minutes.
Speaker 2: That's great, you did great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also you're not that great a lie because we
Speaker 2: knew you were full of shit. You're like, you gave
Speaker 2: me back my answer on both of them.
Speaker 3: But they were my versions of them, though, okay, there
Speaker 3: were my they were my interpretations, all right, Zack Snyder,
Speaker 3: do you have the four hour cut, whether Warner Brothers
Speaker 3: two hour cut?
Speaker 2: Gotch Oh? Good, you got the time in. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let's let's help some people, Okay, I appreciate you, Stevie.
Speaker 3: Jiggy's greatest weakness is when the bill comes Freddy meal
Speaker 3: we've ever.
Speaker 2: Had, and he turns into a Tornadour's recks.
Speaker 1: Oh he's got norms.
Speaker 2: I don't even reach the pockets. Stare too far away.
Speaker 1: Oh he's like, he's like the dude my left foot.
Speaker 2: I can't my Capitol one credit called us out of it.
Speaker 2: I can't reach it.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go with some questions. Now, no, thank
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Speaker 1: Here we go, Thanks for getting that out of the way.
Speaker 2: Joe, Now I got I'm here a little bit of business.
Speaker 2: I'm all business.
Speaker 1: You're very, very impatient to get all the business guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, read the question.
Speaker 3: Coming us from Derry up. What's up to Cool Mom's Joe?
Speaker 3: You love to gamble and eat? Do you just gamble
Speaker 3: and eat at whatever casino venue you're performing at in Vegas?
Speaker 3: Or do you have favorite spots to gamble and eat? Steve,
Speaker 3: you like to eat and drink? Do you have a
Speaker 3: favorite spot to eat and a bar you like to
Speaker 3: visit when you're in Vegas. I live in Vegas and
Speaker 3: you just want to pick your brains about your favorite
Speaker 3: spots in my hometown.
Speaker 1: PS.
Speaker 3: Thanks for making me laugh every day. It's much needed,
Speaker 3: your friend Dylan from Vegas.
Speaker 2: Thanks Dylan. You just we're speaking of a new bar
Speaker 2: that you was talking about. You're telling me about I
Speaker 2: in Vegas.
Speaker 3: You and I both love Vegas. Yes, for sure, deep
Speaker 3: affects your Vegas. So I love this question. Do you
Speaker 3: have a favorite spot to eat at?
Speaker 1: And then for it?
Speaker 2: Hands down? For me, it is the restaurant catch An Aria,
Speaker 2: Love Love Love. That place is close. Second for me
Speaker 2: is what's the name of the place that we went at?
Speaker 2: The place where everybody sat my birthday.
Speaker 4: Beach Club, carr Kenzie.
Speaker 2: It's in the it's in the it's in the mart,
Speaker 2: not not the what's that called now? It's not the
Speaker 2: hard Rock anymore. It's the Virgin. It's in the Virgin
Speaker 2: Hotel and it's called Jiggi'll tell us in a minute.
Speaker 1: Oh with the DJ.
Speaker 2: Yes, where you were there? I like that place. That
Speaker 2: was a great, great restaurant, great food, really nice vibe.
Speaker 2: Everybody was really good there. That work catch An Aria
Speaker 2: is a delicious seafood place, great ambiance. The staff is unbelievable,
Speaker 2: really really nice. And uh that's where I normally stay
Speaker 2: when I'm in Vegas. I say the Aria, but and
Speaker 2: I just every time I go, I make sure I
Speaker 2: have one meal there. And my favorite place to gamble
Speaker 2: is not the Aria. I don't like uh gambling there
Speaker 2: as much as they do other places.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite gamble spot?
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's not Las Vegas. I mean I gamble in
Speaker 2: Vegas because I'm there, right, but I don't like I'm
Speaker 2: much Rather like my favorite casinos are not in Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: You know, would you.
Speaker 1: Say your favorite is a C because of the memories
Speaker 1: you have?
Speaker 2: No, ACU definitely ranks for me, I like it. I
Speaker 2: like AC I like the hard rock and AC I
Speaker 2: like Burgata. But for me for gambling, I think one
Speaker 2: of my favorite ones ever would be the one that
Speaker 2: we ended up in Ohio, the Hollywood Casino. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that was a great it was a great night. But
Speaker 2: I've been in the casino a couple of times really,
Speaker 2: which I like. Yeah, I also like the hard rock
Speaker 2: down in Tampa where we're just at. That's a nice
Speaker 2: that's really nice casino. I don't think about the hard rocks. Uh,
Speaker 2: the the those down there are the Florida ones. They
Speaker 2: don't have the dice really, so I have played blackjack,
Speaker 2: but that's that's right. Yeah, But I think in Vegas,
Speaker 2: I mean I don't really. I I gamble wherever I'm at,
Speaker 2: and for me, it's always the gambling is always about
Speaker 2: who I'm with, not necessarily right right, They're the only
Speaker 2: thing that affects it really is if the people who
Speaker 2: are working the craps table are good at their job
Speaker 2: or not. Yep, so if they're not that nooys.
Speaker 4: And to complete the shout out, it's Kazi Beach House.
Speaker 2: Kazi k k A s s I Kasi Kasi Beach
Speaker 2: House is phenomenal. Highly recommend It was a great meal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you were there.
Speaker 1: I was there for it was your birth my birthday. Yes,
Speaker 1: I would say pepper Mill.
Speaker 3: Pepper Mill is one of those iconic diners, so a
Speaker 3: great spot that I think they're just going back to
Speaker 3: twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: So when I.
Speaker 3: Go there, every seat is a booth, so you're not
Speaker 3: sitting there going can we get a booth.
Speaker 1: Every seat's a booth. It's got like these fake.
Speaker 2: What are the cherry or the cherry blossoms cherry.
Speaker 3: Blossom trees and there are a lot of neon lights
Speaker 3: and everything.
Speaker 2: The portions are big nice.
Speaker 3: I'm beyond staph is awesome. Tons of movies have been
Speaker 3: filmed there. So Peppermill is one of my favorites. And
Speaker 3: then best friend Roy Choy's Korean Korean restaurant in Park MGM,
Speaker 3: I'm a huge You just want the fan of his.
Speaker 2: Told me a story about that, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know people think Korean barbecueously he has that,
Speaker 3: but he's got like all these other incredible dishes, and
Speaker 3: they got a bunch of veget vegetarian kind of vegetable
Speaker 3: options or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's you veggie options?
Speaker 1: What is?
Speaker 2: Didn't you just tell? You just talking about a bar
Speaker 2: that you were just like two days ago, were talking about.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, there's this bar that you found.
Speaker 1: Well, I love going to the barbershop that yeah, ye barbershops. Great,
Speaker 1: that's at Cosmo.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was at the barbershop.
Speaker 3: You literally walk into the venue and it's a barbershop, right,
Speaker 3: But then you go into then you go into the
Speaker 3: showroom and it's maybe three hundred people and this band
Speaker 3: is up there and they're playing every song you know,
Speaker 3: they play everything, you know.
Speaker 1: They're walking through the crowd.
Speaker 3: These guys are from Savage Garden, Lifehouse, like like established
Speaker 3: bands that that we all kind of you know, had
Speaker 3: the nineties whatever, and now they're in Vegas just rocking
Speaker 3: out and then they go hang out with you outside
Speaker 3: of the Chandelier bar. I love that spot, but the
Speaker 3: Griffin is my spot downtown. The Griffin is like a
Speaker 3: locals kind of dive bar, and I absolutely love it.
Speaker 1: It's downtown downtown of Fremont Street.
Speaker 2: What's the place that we threw the dice down there?
Speaker 3: It's Binions in the original home of the World Series Pokers.
Speaker 3: And that's why I like if I'm gonna like gamble,
Speaker 3: like you gamble like in a different way, right, but
Speaker 3: I like I like to if I'm gonna gamble, I'll
Speaker 3: play like five or ten dollars hands because I'm just
Speaker 3: not that into it or competitive or like, I don't
Speaker 3: have a passion for it. But I love going Obinions
Speaker 3: because it's like five bucks a hand. But you're in
Speaker 3: this like time capsule of Las Vegas, because those are
Speaker 3: all holdovers from the fifties and.
Speaker 2: You love nostalgia though that's your thing.
Speaker 1: I do love the the history of Las Vegas.
Speaker 2: I know you're right. Everything it's knocked down. They throw
Speaker 2: up a cheese charactery. You fucking hate it. But it's
Speaker 2: like on the strip, it's like, what fuck this sands?
Speaker 1: Like how do you tear that down? Or not keep
Speaker 1: any entity of that?
Speaker 2: Like you keep the floorboards at least, so you're looking
Speaker 2: down the pyramids and putting up a Starbucks. Same difference.
Speaker 2: It's like you go to Cairo three to two, one
Speaker 2: push the Dinamite, all falls and the erect boom, boom boom.
Speaker 2: Here's a drive through McDonald's. Help yourselves. Try the double
Speaker 2: Pyramid with cheese. Nobody wants it, so I'm talking about it.
Speaker 2: It's a slap in the face to all old Vegas.
Speaker 2: And I want to say to everybody, Oppis and Egyptians,
Speaker 2: everybody's mad about it. Also, the Luxelor really went downtown
Speaker 2: really fell upon me lately. Oh fah.
Speaker 3: My favorite Vegas joke is my buddy. It's his great joke.
Speaker 3: It's it's one of my favorites. He got in a cab.
Speaker 3: There's a cab in front of them. You know, you're
Speaker 3: leaving the airport, and the cab in front of them
Speaker 3: is just taking their time, and he reached the bumper.
Speaker 3: Circus says, if you don't like my driving, call one
Speaker 3: hundred each shit. So he calls one hundred each shit.
Speaker 3: He gets the buffet circus circus. I love that joke.
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite SHOs.
Speaker 1: So there's some Vegas spots, all right, Vegas is the
Speaker 1: best Vegas. Have you ever done the roller coaster at
Speaker 1: New York, New York?
Speaker 2: No, when the when I went with I had gone
Speaker 2: in between times when I haven't been there, but my
Speaker 2: daughter was too young. But now she's old enough to go.
Speaker 2: So next time I go with the family there, I'm
Speaker 2: sure I will.
Speaker 3: But she'll love it now because there's a whole arcade.
Speaker 3: It's like a David Busters.
Speaker 2: Where is that it's New York, New York. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: went to the roller coaster. We went downstairs. She wrote
Speaker 2: her first carousel there, so downstairs they had a three
Speaker 2: horse little one and she got on it and she
Speaker 2: was I think she was two or three when we
Speaker 2: went the first time. Yeah, no, she was. I didn't
Speaker 2: have remo, so she was under three and she got
Speaker 2: on and she wrote her for I have a video
Speaker 2: of her riding her first carousel in Vegas down there, yeah,
Speaker 2: and she flipped out. She loved it. So we walked
Speaker 2: by and there was a roller coaster there and I
Speaker 2: said that she put it on the roller coaster. She's like,
Speaker 2: what are you crazy? I was like, she can't ride
Speaker 2: it anyway, We'll come back, but she's a daredevils. I
Speaker 2: think you'll like it. We gotta go back.
Speaker 1: It's a great wine. But the way I think the
Speaker 1: win is my favorite casino.
Speaker 2: I recently just went there. I went to see a
Speaker 2: comedy show there and then I hung out and we
Speaker 2: tried to gamble for a minute, but every table was
Speaker 2: nine hundred dollars minimum and I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to do this here and we just left. It
Speaker 2: was a Saturday night, so it really pumped up. But
Speaker 2: that's a beautiful It is good.
Speaker 3: The smells beautiful in there, like they're pumping gorgeous human there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that perfe gorgeousness in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, it's coming us from Sarah. So Dylan, good
Speaker 1: luck to you in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Hope that helped. Dylan, Hope you got some he lives there,
Speaker 2: so like bend of these anyways and know they're like,
Speaker 2: why would you do you as tourists? That's crazy. It's
Speaker 2: like asking me asking somebody what's the best New York
Speaker 2: beats in it?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is going us from Sarah. Hi, Mommy's welcome back,
Speaker 3: and I hope you had an amazing break.
Speaker 1: First off, I love you both.
Speaker 3: Thank you for the hours and hours of laughs. And
Speaker 3: I have a special and I have a special place
Speaker 3: in my heart for you. Second off, Steve, can you
Speaker 3: play wingman for me?
Speaker 1: Please? Sure?
Speaker 3: Joe's been living rent freeing my head for quite a
Speaker 3: while now and it's racking up a hefty bill. I'm nice,
Speaker 3: I have a dog, I can cook and bake well
Speaker 3: hello sweet treats on tap. And we share a lot
Speaker 3: of similarities in personality and views. I mean that's enough, right,
Speaker 3: I'm thirty four and British.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much. Is this a question?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's a question.
Speaker 1: I think she's just asked me to be her wing man.
Speaker 2: She's just hitting on me through you, for you be
Speaker 2: a wing man for her. To me. You are being
Speaker 2: a conduit in this situation.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 3: I'll hold the camera. That's what she's asked me to do. Steve,
Speaker 3: can you hold the camera to shut your mouth? Just
Speaker 3: keep us both hydrated? Do you have any gatorade?
Speaker 2: British?
Speaker 1: She's British, she's thirty four, she's got a dog.
Speaker 2: Thirty four. You could do way better than me. Come on,
Speaker 2: she can cook, she can cook well that she can
Speaker 2: bake bacons.
Speaker 1: Hello, love.
Speaker 2: I think they can bake. But you know what, if
Speaker 2: she can, she cannot be great. I'll take a cupcake.
Speaker 1: You love sweetreats.
Speaker 2: I love me some sweet treats.
Speaker 3: You share a lot of similarities and personality and views.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't you don't think opposites are track. You
Speaker 2: don't want the same right, isn't that right?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to compliment each other, the ying and the yang.
Speaker 2: You know that because you're Asian.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not empty s.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm just looking to take two steps forward. Dan,
Speaker 2: talk to you about this.
Speaker 1: I'll take it two steps back.
Speaker 2: Okay. Well I was the tractor, were right, I would say, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know I think Paul Abdul I love her.
Speaker 1: By the way, still still the best, unbelievably gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I had the biggest crush on her. She's straight up
Speaker 3: now tell me. When that video came out, I was like,
Speaker 3: what ye like, that's that? It just all perfect storm.
Speaker 3: I think I'm like in middle school at that time.
Speaker 3: The song comes out and you're just like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: girls a girl. And then I saw her. I was like,
Speaker 3: what the.
Speaker 1: And then kind enough to meet her one of your
Speaker 1: shows yea, And it was one of those wa she.
Speaker 2: Came out to the LA Show and I remember my agents,
Speaker 2: who have seen me do so much and accomplished so
Speaker 2: many things in my life, were never more proud of
Speaker 2: me than I had Paul Abdul to come see me
Speaker 2: do stand up and Los Angeles. It was crazy. They
Speaker 2: were like she I was like, I know this is great. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's phenomenal. She's the best. Yeah. Yeah. I think you
Speaker 2: need like opposites attract that I kind of I kind
Speaker 2: of agree. I don't really agree with most statements that
Speaker 2: are just talking about like they kind of like blanket truth,
Speaker 2: romance and love, like opposites attract, you know, those kind
Speaker 2: of things Like I don't really think that, but I
Speaker 2: do feel like you do need somebody to compliment you
Speaker 2: in a relationship. It's too much of the same. What
Speaker 2: are we going to sit there and just be down
Speaker 2: in donuts by the dozen being two fat scats kitty
Speaker 2: cats on.
Speaker 3: The fucking couch and that's a fat and that's a fat.
Speaker 2: I I don't know. How would you say you and
Speaker 2: your wife are have opposite in you or you similarities?
Speaker 3: We're very different, Yeah, completely completely different. She's a morning person,
Speaker 3: a night out. She doesn't get flustered. She's super cool
Speaker 3: under pressure. Uh. She is extremely extremely secure in herself,
Speaker 3: which is an aspect of her person I really appreciate because,
Speaker 3: you know, being gone so much. She's just never like
Speaker 3: you know, never sweating me or anything. But she's great.
Speaker 3: She's fantastic. She's very opposite though, she's very a lot
Speaker 3: more conservative in terms of like, I mean, we're both
Speaker 3: pretty outgoing when and then this steve you might want
Speaker 3: to die.
Speaker 1: She's there to keep me in check. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we're very opposite.
Speaker 2: Do you think you and I are opposite or do
Speaker 2: we share more similarity.
Speaker 3: I think we're probably more similar than we're dissimilar. I
Speaker 3: think we both root for the underdog. We will both
Speaker 3: take times with people that we know aren't like the
Speaker 3: high school quarterback, and you know, we'll pump up the
Speaker 3: tires and stuff.
Speaker 2: I think if we made a list of similarities and dissimilarities,
Speaker 2: if that's even a word, we would have more words
Speaker 2: on the similarity side.
Speaker 1: I think the biggest difference between us is that you're successful.
Speaker 2: I think you know, you know, let me pump you
Speaker 2: up a little bit here, but you know, a podcast
Speaker 2: with me, man, this is so cool. There you go away.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You know, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: success it can only be measured in dollars and fame.
Speaker 2: So I mean, how are you measuring it? Because we
Speaker 2: both have some money in the bank, we both get
Speaker 2: recognized on the streets. You're getting stopped for facetimes all
Speaker 2: the time, and helping all lady across the street, and
Speaker 2: people opening coffee shops that have been closed for you.
Speaker 1: Your every day in three blocks. It's nice to be
Speaker 1: in the same industry. And then somebody comes up it's like,
Speaker 1: could take this.
Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite Colin Joe stories ever. Colin
Speaker 2: was we were in New Orleans celebrating somebody's bachelor party
Speaker 2: and Colin was with us, right. So Colin was there
Speaker 2: and the show had been on for it was like
Speaker 2: season I guess it was like season four or five whatever,
Speaker 2: because Colin just it was his first season doing weekend update,
Speaker 2: being on the desk. Right. So we're going around and uh,
Speaker 2: I think Sally actually would have been might have been
Speaker 2: the same group with us. He was there, right, So
Speaker 2: we're taking everybody stopped, Oh my god, can we take
Speaker 2: a bare? And everyone's getting the phone to Colin. Could
Speaker 2: you think it was me? Sally? Colin walk He's like,
Speaker 2: could you take a picture of so COM's like a
Speaker 2: million pictures, right. So finally I'm going I'm at the ATM.
Speaker 2: I'm getting some money, right, and I turn around and
Speaker 2: a guy has walked by and sees Colin and goes,
Speaker 2: oh my god. He's like He's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: He's like you're Colin. He's like, I love you and
Speaker 2: I said all and Colin's like, oh, thanks so much. Drug.
Speaker 2: I was like, thanks man, it's so cool to me
Speaker 2: or whatever, and he goes, oh, can we get a
Speaker 2: picture city? And he turned around to him he goes, oh,
Speaker 2: could you tell any season? It's me and handsing the
Speaker 2: cameras like can you take a pack Joe.
Speaker 1: He finally got.
Speaker 2: It and then he goes, oh can we get He
Speaker 2: takes his selfie with me and then walked away.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I love let.
Speaker 2: Me and sal were there. It was so funny. And
Speaker 2: then Colin was like, well.
Speaker 1: Collins, had we did radio together in Nashville once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is my favorite.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 3: This is when, like, you know, this industry will always
Speaker 3: put you in your place.
Speaker 1: Oh, sure always.
Speaker 3: And we're doing a radio show because Colin and I
Speaker 3: are doing a night at Zanies together and this guy
Speaker 3: is geeking out, geeking out coins and the dudio. Colin,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so good to have you and Steve,
Speaker 3: thanks for coming in today.
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, I just want to get to
Speaker 1: you real quick.
Speaker 3: She went to Harvard and you wrote for the National
Speaker 3: Lampoon and Colin's like, yeah, I did that, and he's like,
Speaker 3: tell me about it.
Speaker 1: So Colin tells me about it.
Speaker 3: He's like, and then you became head writer from the
Speaker 3: Lampoon of Saturday Live and you're like twenty four years old,
Speaker 3: So tell me about that. And Colin's like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you about that, and so the guy's like, my god,
Speaker 3: and now you're head writer and you're also on weekend
Speaker 3: up date with Michael Jay, like, can you tell me
Speaker 3: about that? And Colin tells us about that and he goes,
Speaker 3: He goes, so awesome, man, Colin, I can talk to
Speaker 3: you all day.
Speaker 1: And then he goes to me. He goes and Steve,
Speaker 1: you're Mexican. And I was like, that's what You're a Mexican.
Speaker 1: Do I even look Mexico? I mean not that would
Speaker 1: be an insult.
Speaker 2: Mexican's like a first race you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my last name is Burned. That doesn't even sound Mexican.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely half Asian. Yeah, you could pick it. Just
Speaker 1: it was crazy.
Speaker 2: And what did you say?
Speaker 3: We we absolutely, I mean Collin especially, we both justled over.
Speaker 1: I was crying. I was laughing so hard.
Speaker 2: That's oh my goodness. I hope you said yeah, great.
Speaker 1: No blame. Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: But have you had what was one where you got
Speaker 3: kind of stiff armed, where you got put back in
Speaker 3: your place? I'll tell you mine that that And I
Speaker 3: think I might have told you this, but but people
Speaker 3: constantly to this day.
Speaker 1: How do I know you where do I know you
Speaker 1: from constantly?
Speaker 3: I get it all the time and and I don't
Speaker 3: answer it. I go, I don't know how you do it.
Speaker 3: I don't know how, you don't know why? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: guess that's on the plane.
Speaker 2: What will happen a lot on the plane was the
Speaker 2: person sitting next to me doesn't know me. Somebody's coming down.
Speaker 2: The thing flips the fun out joke we take a
Speaker 2: selfie to take a self me, I'm on the plane.
Speaker 2: The person next to me goes, oh, I don't know you?
Speaker 2: Who are you?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean you answered the question like I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: selling I was like, oh, I said, I said, oh,
Speaker 2: I said, Now they just know me and they're like,
Speaker 2: oh but from where? Oh what do you do? And
Speaker 2: then like I'm not going to sit here and read
Speaker 2: my resume, Like it's just if you don't know me,
Speaker 2: don't know, And honestly, that's fine. I don't care if
Speaker 2: you don't you know. I don't not need people to
Speaker 2: know me.
Speaker 1: But that's it's just what's what you are is one
Speaker 1: more person to know who you are, right.
Speaker 2: It's just weird to like try to explain yourself to
Speaker 2: what you know because it's kind of like asking, oh,
Speaker 2: what do you do, but in a different way, it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: why should I know you?
Speaker 1: Or how about this one? Should I know you?
Speaker 2: And I know he's the best. Yes, But I love
Speaker 2: when you get pictures like, oh, I want to take
Speaker 2: a picture. You're my boyfriend's favorite. Oh my dad watches you.
Speaker 1: Just you want it? Just take a sure? Cool?
Speaker 3: My favorite though to this day, I don't know if
Speaker 3: we said it on the show.
Speaker 2: We did with this folding over its climbing over justin
Speaker 2: well that one. Oh no, you're just saying the woman
Speaker 2: from Buffalo, Oh, that's the best, gets to gets to
Speaker 2: step in.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. That's my favorite I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: That's a great line, gets to stepping, gets to stepping.
Speaker 1: So Sarah, I don't I don't know that that's going
Speaker 1: to happen. Yeah, I think, But I appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Love you for being a fan. Thanks so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm available.
Speaker 2: I will take desserts, though, I'll take desserts, mail desserts.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is coming ups from Katie. Hello, Mom's glad
Speaker 3: you guys are back. Thanks for the advice you gave
Speaker 3: me about my sleeping problems. Towards the beginning of the pod.
Speaker 3: Your tips didn't help at.
Speaker 2: All, but you're still listening.
Speaker 1: My question is, what.
Speaker 3: Is a day in your life like when you're off
Speaker 3: from stand up filming touring. Can both of you walk
Speaker 3: us through a day from sun up to sundown? Give
Speaker 3: us details and specifics. Love you both, Katie, Katie, I
Speaker 3: will tell you my day off is so easy to
Speaker 3: tell you what it is because everybody else's weekend, your
Speaker 3: Saturdays and Sundays. That's my Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Tuesdays my weekend.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So I go home.
Speaker 3: I will sleep in till about one in the afternoon,
Speaker 3: sometimes two, not joking. I love sleeping is my superpower.
Speaker 1: I will get up. I will go to Arby's.
Speaker 3: I'll go to Taco Bell. I'll go to McDonald's. Pick
Speaker 3: one of those. It just depends what I'm feeling. McDonald's probably.
Speaker 3: I'll do a quarter pounder, large size, no onions, extra pickles,
Speaker 3: large fries. I'll get a four piece nugget on the
Speaker 3: side just in case.
Speaker 1: Barbecue sauce.
Speaker 3: Doom me up with a Coca Cola and I'm out.
Speaker 3: I go back home. I sit down, I watch Sports Center.
Speaker 3: I zonk out. I take a nap. After that, I'll
Speaker 3: probably sleep for an hour and a half. My kids
Speaker 3: will come home. I'll play baseball with my son. I
Speaker 3: play volleyball with my daughter. I'll grill something nice on
Speaker 3: the grill, and then I go back to the couch
Speaker 3: and I sit there and I don't move for the
Speaker 3: next six hours.
Speaker 1: And that's my day.
Speaker 2: That's Monday.
Speaker 1: That's Monday. That's what I do. It's completely shut it
Speaker 1: the fuck down. And I love it.
Speaker 3: I love sitting on my couch and just watching movies,
Speaker 3: watching docs.
Speaker 1: It's the best cheer reboot day, total reboo day.
Speaker 2: As you put a lot out into the world, it
Speaker 2: takes a lot of energy. And do what you do?
Speaker 1: I just give you.
Speaker 2: Do you make people?
Speaker 1: Was take? All you guys do is take? I mean
Speaker 1: you're asking questions.
Speaker 3: I'm just giving it again, even on my day off, everybody, especially.
Speaker 1: Now your day off, what do you do? Let it go, Joe, sorry, let.
Speaker 2: It stop it, just stop it if I'll take it
Speaker 2: during the school year, not during the summer, because summer
Speaker 2: was totally different, but during the school year. I wake
Speaker 2: up at I come home right, so I'll wake up
Speaker 2: at six am.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: H take the dogs downstairs?
Speaker 1: Oh, because you got dogs?
Speaker 2: Yes, six am, yeah, seven of them.
Speaker 1: Like dude, the last time I got up at six
Speaker 1: was like for high school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take them downstairs. I go ahead, take them downstairs,
Speaker 2: and then I go back to sleep. I go back
Speaker 2: sep to about eight thirty.
Speaker 1: But when do you go to bed.
Speaker 2: I go to bed about eleven twelve. Okay, so you're
Speaker 2: getting six round there midnight probably normally, and then I'll
Speaker 2: wake up. We'll have breakfast, then normally do some sort
Speaker 2: of vet run or or whatever. So one of the oldies,
Speaker 2: the veterinarian, because somebodys probably gotta go.
Speaker 1: To the vet. I thought you were running with the
Speaker 1: with the doggies.
Speaker 2: I'll go into I'll get to most of my house
Speaker 2: to do pay some bills, things like that, because when
Speaker 2: I'm home, I got take care of that shit.
Speaker 1: You do all the bills and stuff all that.
Speaker 2: Yep, I do all the bills, so you know, pay
Speaker 2: the bills, laundry, like get like sort what I need,
Speaker 2: go the dry cleaner, drop my shit off, things like that.
Speaker 2: Like it's mostly my weekend errands. Errands. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: above an errand and then I'll have for lunch, I'll
Speaker 2: go and eat something and then I will come back
Speaker 2: hang out.
Speaker 1: This day sucks, man, it's like you're working. Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: And then that I like my day right a little bit,
Speaker 2: maybe if I can. Then at night I will when
Speaker 2: the kids come home, I go pick up the kids
Speaker 2: at school, and then we do three o'clock homework. We
Speaker 2: do the homework together.
Speaker 1: Is your day off?
Speaker 2: And yeah, and then the kids will get dropped off
Speaker 2: wherever they have to go, and they'll be me and
Speaker 2: Bessie will either you know, take another different dog to
Speaker 2: a vet, or will hang out. I have a punch card,
Speaker 2: cup of coffee three o'clock and then if that's dinner time,
Speaker 2: five thirty, we all sit down for dinner six o'clock us,
Speaker 2: the in laws. Everybody eats and kids get showered, tuck
Speaker 2: the kiddies in, and then it's to the office for
Speaker 2: a couple hours, right, video game, watch a movie, do something,
Speaker 2: de compress for a little bit, and then go to bit.
Speaker 1: Should you watch a movie like at your desk?
Speaker 2: Now I have in my office. I have a little
Speaker 2: set up with a TV and a little couch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: your day off is like still work. Yeah, sure, I'm
Speaker 2: always working, baby, dude.
Speaker 3: How can you just shut your eyes and imagine waking
Speaker 3: up at one point thirty Yeah, getting in your car
Speaker 3: and just eating McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Like, that's what better way to start your I mean
Speaker 2: that's so yeah, yeah, I mean it works for you.
Speaker 2: Your day sounds like too much, it's too much of nothing.
Speaker 2: I would go crazy. Oh I love it, Yeah, love it.
Speaker 2: But when you're but you're like when you're on the road, though,
Speaker 2: you do a lot of that's what I work. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: you do a lot of that. So my road, my road.
Speaker 2: I'll I'll video game on my sweat a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'll watch movie vies you know, right now at Selda,
Speaker 2: But it could be anything. But I'll do like you know,
Speaker 2: I'll do that kind of stuff on the road. But
Speaker 2: when i'm home, it's more about like, Okay, i'm home,
Speaker 2: let me figure out what this, you know, hang out
Speaker 2: here and help out with the fam and help about
Speaker 2: the The dogs are a big thing like that. That's
Speaker 2: a that's a huge part of my life. It's basically
Speaker 2: a second job.
Speaker 3: If you didn't have the dogs, how much, how much?
Speaker 3: How much time of your week would be back to you.
Speaker 2: Days six days. Yeah for sure. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 2: crazy the amount of dogs, the work that it is.
Speaker 2: I mean, run the nonprofits is another job.
Speaker 3: So what got you into the dogs? Just curious, like
Speaker 3: what west instag.
Speaker 2: Started at all? Yeah? Best he started with the rescuing.
Speaker 2: And we got Pascotti. He was my favorite dog. Yes,
Speaker 2: and we got Paiscotti.
Speaker 1: And were you always a dog person?
Speaker 2: Like as a kid, I had a dog grown up,
Speaker 2: one dog. I had one dog my whole LIFEHO lived
Speaker 2: seventeen years. I got what they got when I was one,
Speaker 2: sixteen years. I got her when I was one, and
Speaker 2: then she died when I was seventeen. Yeah, beautiful little
Speaker 2: snows are name Midnight. She was the best, so she
Speaker 2: I had one dog growing up. Then we rescue. When
Speaker 2: we rescued the Sky, we got Canoli. We bought Canoli,
Speaker 2: and there was all these health problems and we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: this isn't good for us. We should a little bit
Speaker 2: of research. Bessie dove In found out about all the
Speaker 2: puppy mills and all this bullshit about how bad it
Speaker 2: were breeding and whatnot. And then we just opened our
Speaker 2: eyes to rescue. And then we met Piscotti got Piscotti
Speaker 2: loved Piscotti loved the feeling of rescuing, and we just
Speaker 2: started down that path. During COVID it really stepped up.
Speaker 2: And then we said, you know what, we could do
Speaker 2: more good if we started our own nonprofit and helped
Speaker 2: fund these dogs home instead just collecting as dogs. So
Speaker 2: we started doing Get Up Pups and Friends as you know,
Speaker 2: which is the non profit. And with that we started,
Speaker 2: you know, doing the rescuing and then also just giving.
Speaker 2: They call it fospus when you're foster in hospice a
Speaker 2: dog that's dying so it doesn't do on the shelter.
Speaker 2: So we started doing that. We got a bunch of
Speaker 2: half dead dogs at the house and yeah, I just
Speaker 2: it just takes a lot of work.
Speaker 1: To do your house.
Speaker 3: Is like like if Michael Jackson was a dog, like
Speaker 3: you could do the Thriller video with all the dogs.
Speaker 2: It looks like the it looks like the turtles from
Speaker 2: the from Mario. You know, that's that's right, that's do
Speaker 2: take up in the morning.
Speaker 1: Like but no, no, he's got to take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, some of them are most of them
Speaker 2: are cute, some of them are.
Speaker 1: Just why is it.
Speaker 3: When you have thirty dogs, it's like, Wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: But if you have thirty cats, it's like that's a
Speaker 3: crazy person problems. What different cat?
Speaker 2: Because the cat and the dog cats are just stupid
Speaker 2: and disgusting and dogs are awesome.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't disagree with you.
Speaker 2: Do you hate your cat?
Speaker 1: I hate my cat? Your cat?
Speaker 2: You had a cat who used to retaliate against your slippers, right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Thriller, thrillers. Thriller would ship my shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go and pissing my pissing my shoes
Speaker 3: and ship my my dogs.
Speaker 2: My dogs only ship on the linoleum. They're gonna have
Speaker 2: an accident in the house. They know to go to
Speaker 2: the linoleum stay. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How severe? Is the beating pretty bad? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty bad. I don't want to really talk about
Speaker 2: it on here, but it's bad. Ben and then.
Speaker 3: M hmmm, uh Cole, I believe it's one.
Speaker 1: Here's my question, Hi to cool mommies. My name is Colleen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cole c O L E. Colleen has three extra.
Speaker 1: No cole two l's c O L L.
Speaker 3: So how would you say that c O L L
Speaker 3: is her handle? How would you say that?
Speaker 2: Oh? You just looked at her handle and he said, Hi,
Speaker 2: it's Colleen.
Speaker 3: No, no, the the the name at the top is
Speaker 3: c O L L.
Speaker 1: That's what I always do right there, So how would
Speaker 1: you say that?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: That's what I said.
Speaker 2: Okay, but then I yeah, when you read them, why
Speaker 2: are you reading them first fore you jump in? Because okay,
Speaker 2: that's great. I love the It always works out for us.
Speaker 2: If we look at a highlight reel of all the
Speaker 2: times you nailed it on going by the handles sign,
Speaker 2: who names the kid numbers signed?
Speaker 1: It says, Hey, Steve, it's yeah, I'm like, I'm a dipshit?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Is Colleen from Cleveland, Ohio? All right, let me let
Speaker 3: me know when you guys are here. I'll buy you
Speaker 3: both dinner.
Speaker 1: We'll be very sweet of you.
Speaker 2: We'll be there.
Speaker 1: My question is I want to.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Joe Gottofficial dot com, take a look at the
Speaker 2: tickets and I'll let you know when I'm coming there.
Speaker 1: Are you going to Cleveland soon? Yes? Sam, By the way,
Speaker 1: lovely city.
Speaker 3: People dumb on all the time on for Pittsburgh, people
Speaker 3: hate on Cleveland.
Speaker 1: I love Cleveland.
Speaker 2: You're coming.
Speaker 1: I am am I going with you.
Speaker 2: You just I just invited you and you said, yeah,
Speaker 2: so Steve will be there too.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: My question is, oh, boy, I want a tattoo to
Speaker 3: represent Joe and Steve. You guys have helped me single
Speaker 3: handedly through my father's passing, and I re listened to
Speaker 3: your podcast always. I want something on my body to
Speaker 3: show for it. So for each of you, what tattoo
Speaker 3: would you want to represent you each on my body forever?
Speaker 1: I'm not a tattoo guy.
Speaker 2: Now, well, I think she's just asking what, let's say hypothetically, yeah,
Speaker 2: what picture if it was in picture form, what represents you?
Speaker 2: Look at you go, oh, that's very Steve Burn, not
Speaker 2: a picture of you? Like what it would be?
Speaker 1: I would like for me nobody brand?
Speaker 2: Okay, good for me. I would say, I've done this.
Speaker 2: A lot of people ask me a lot what can
Speaker 2: they tattoo? Because I'm famous, so people ask me all
Speaker 2: the time, what tattoo can I get of you? Something?
Speaker 2: You have to deal with? It was the extra because
Speaker 2: I'm famous, the problem. I would say the thing that
Speaker 2: I do because people ask me, oh, I want to
Speaker 2: get a tattoo, blah bl blah, could you give me something?
Speaker 2: So I draw a paw, but I use a heart
Speaker 2: as the middle part, so there's a heart in the
Speaker 2: middle and it turns into a puppy puppy paw with
Speaker 2: a heart and then print. So that's what I've been doing.
Speaker 2: But I also have signed people and they've tattooed my
Speaker 2: name on them, which is a little weird too. I've
Speaker 2: had that happen a lot.
Speaker 3: How does that make you, because it's like it seems
Speaker 3: a little they're doing it because they appreciate you so much.
Speaker 2: That's crazy that I've affected somebody so much that they
Speaker 2: want their name tattooed forever on me. My daughter to
Speaker 2: my wife doesn't have that, my daughter doesn't, my son,
Speaker 2: but this stranger in Cleveland, Ohio does. So like I
Speaker 2: I started doing that, I think that's good. I mean,
Speaker 2: if you're going to do something that represents me and you,
Speaker 2: I mean I would do ying Yang Parmesan, right, I
Speaker 2: would do a Yin and yang and on one side
Speaker 2: to represent me, I'd be I'd be the white side.
Speaker 2: You'd be the black side because are a little barker
Speaker 2: than I am, a little edgier. I would do the
Speaker 2: white side, and where the little dot is, I will
Speaker 2: put a die and like a dice because I love
Speaker 2: to gamble. And then on your side, I would put
Speaker 2: a slice pizza because you love to eat.
Speaker 1: I I do, I do. I would think it'd be
Speaker 1: weird for a girl to have a slice of pizza.
Speaker 2: A martini glass, sure, a martine glass with shot glass.
Speaker 3: Shockless with whiskey, or four leaf clover, four leaf iris,
Speaker 3: a little irish and yang.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. You don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I a dice four leaf clover, yeah,
Speaker 1: or a.
Speaker 2: Poor print was probably better than a poor print for
Speaker 2: me and.
Speaker 1: For an Italian morn for me?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, a sombrero. You're Mexican? What over this?
Speaker 3: You got my sombrero? I have one, and I'll answer
Speaker 3: this next one. Yes, I'll read this next one in
Speaker 3: my best Spanish accent. I can because when I have
Speaker 3: my sombrero on, I feel a little more.
Speaker 1: Uh, a little more. I want to give it a
Speaker 1: little more spice.
Speaker 2: Okay, please do thank you? Mark, Okay, Okay, So now's
Speaker 2: when we hit the mute button so we don't get can.
Speaker 1: Ola. Me goes me. I'm a stay on.
Speaker 2: You do look really Mexican when you put a sombrero
Speaker 2: no me, Gusta, sorry.
Speaker 3: Hi mommy's I'm glad you guys are back. I need
Speaker 3: some advice. Just found out my boyfriend twenty five has
Speaker 3: been flirting with girls at his work and lying about it.
Speaker 3: A few of the girls that come to me and
Speaker 3: proof and he eventually admitted to it. After he admitted
Speaker 3: to it and said he would change, guess what happened.
Speaker 3: He did this again with different girls at his work.
Speaker 3: Would this be grounds for termination or is there a
Speaker 3: chance to really change? I need some real mommy advice.
Speaker 2: No, Willow Well Willow, as my amigo Steve here will
Speaker 2: tell you, I'm pretty quick to write off people. You
Speaker 2: gave me a shot, he said, No, I would probably
Speaker 2: say it's time to step to get to step in.
Speaker 2: That's rough. That's a rough one because he lied about
Speaker 2: it on top of it and he got caught. So
Speaker 2: then you're like, don't do that. You did it, stop
Speaker 2: doing it. And then he did it again. I mean
Speaker 2: he clearly is and he's just not invested in the
Speaker 2: relationship clearly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not invested in it.
Speaker 3: He's big man on campus at this Chipoltan. Everybodyeah, everybody
Speaker 3: lost to the bolt.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. It's one thing to flirt, he's
Speaker 1: the extra walk. It's another thing to.
Speaker 2: The extra walk.
Speaker 1: That's it's another thing.
Speaker 3: To like take it to a level where girls that
Speaker 3: he works with are communicating to his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: He's not saying you look cute today, like something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like there's harmless flirting, right, but sure does it
Speaker 3: I think right, of course, But to like to a
Speaker 3: degree where it's it's making people uncomfortable or they have.
Speaker 2: To report you to the authorities being your girlfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think you're coming too hot. And I think if look,
Speaker 2: if she didn't already talk to him, I would say, okay,
Speaker 2: talk to him and blah. But she's already taken that step.
Speaker 2: So that's that seems like a termination for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to talk with him.
Speaker 2: He said he would change.
Speaker 3: Then he went to a new batch of new bat
Speaker 3: picked a where guy working by the way.
Speaker 2: When he got some new halopenos, he picked them out.
Speaker 1: But usually it worked. There's like one or two.
Speaker 2: Loopy. Oh No, I've in situations where there's been plenty
Speaker 2: of pretty girls to work, like when I worked at Nordstrom.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was like super models upstairs in
Speaker 2: La the girls I work there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to find out where he works and
Speaker 3: if they're hiring not for me, not for me though, yeah,
Speaker 3: totally for friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, would you say get rid of him?
Speaker 3: I would definitely say, uh, yeah, he's he's I think, look,
Speaker 3: you had you had to talk once.
Speaker 1: You can't have that second second talk for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's shown his greatest weakness and it's flirting with people.
Speaker 2: Then you don't want him to that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you are enough, Willow, Willow, you might be I
Speaker 2: don't know you.
Speaker 1: You are enough or you should be to whomever it is.
Speaker 2: That's what. You're enough for somebody and just might not
Speaker 2: be this person. Thanks for listening to the two cool
Speaker 2: moms the time. You might be enough for somebody, it's
Speaker 2: just not this person.
Speaker 1: Where's the calendar? I mean these are calendar quotes.
Speaker 2: Calendar quotes, you know, making them moms like to.
Speaker 1: People throwing in the office. You know the teamwork, that's
Speaker 1: the one that ambition.
Speaker 2: Eyes on the prize, look at the horizon.
Speaker 1: Just seen you work out in any form of fashions.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad, it breaks me so happy.
Speaker 2: I'm so donet we have to cut. I'm done. I
Speaker 2: gotta go throw up.
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