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Speaker 1: Tonight is a very special show because you're all here,

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Speaker 1: because I am approaching five years of sobriety. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: so I invited you all to spend your hard earned

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Speaker 1: money to celebrate with me. It is not lost on

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Speaker 1: me that you guys work hard as fuck. You could

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Speaker 1: be anywhere tonight, and you chose to be here with me,

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Speaker 1: and I'm so grateful for that. I'm not gonna get

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Speaker 1: emotional at the beginning. I often look at pictures. I

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Speaker 1: send it to Darryl everywhere. I'm so horny right now.

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Speaker 1: I google myself, but it's like mortifying photos right because

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Speaker 1: I want to remind myself what made me get sober.

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Speaker 1: I see men. Wow, that's like so rare, you guys,

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Speaker 1: this is crazy. I see dudes. Are we straight? FuG

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Speaker 1: I love this? Were you were? You brought here against

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Speaker 1: your will? The husband? Welcome, welcome husband. There's another hobby.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Thank you guys. I don't have any

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Speaker 1: straight men in my life, so I'm glad to know

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Speaker 1: there's there's a feel. And one photo that always pops

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Speaker 1: up on Google that's so mortifying, like I can't really

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Speaker 1: look at it. I'm in a tupac bikini. Hoops that

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Speaker 1: And I remember this vividly because I was performing with

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Speaker 1: James Kennedy at a club, Yes, at a club called Rehab,

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Speaker 1: how I ronic, right, and my father is there, sorry dad,

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Speaker 1: my mother, and I remember it was time to like

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Speaker 1: So I just stood there like a fucking string bean,

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Speaker 1: thinking my ass will slaping like Beyonce, because that's what

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Speaker 1: alcohol does to you, and I just dump it all

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Speaker 1: over my head. It was like a champagne shower for myself, right,

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Speaker 1: And then I proceeded because I was also super fucking

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Speaker 1: stoned to run into the package, run into the back.

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Speaker 1: There's a kitchen. I tried to climb through a refrigerator

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Speaker 1: thinking it's a door. But anyone who lives in La

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Speaker 1: Davy Wayne's you do climb through a refrigerator to get

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Speaker 1: to the club, right, So that wasn't entire I lead

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Speaker 1: I'm like, holy shit. Like, first of all, I hid

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Speaker 1: different sober right the skins popping, that's all I get. Bitch,

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Speaker 1: I'm out of these streets, single with a baby, trying

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Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you you guys. I want this

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Speaker 1: to be open. We're homies. I do this podcast because

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Speaker 1: and I just am so freaking blessed to be celebrating

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Speaker 1: five years one day at a time. My birthday's on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: but I'm feeling like we're going strong and I'm really

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Speaker 1: So again, I'm so appreciative that you guys are all here.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have the best time. So let's get it pop.

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Speaker 1: And I would love to introduce you guys to my

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Speaker 1: left and my right arms my brother Easton Birningham and

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Speaker 1: Jessica Walta. So, like I said, I want to treat

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Speaker 1: this very much like we would be recording a podcast.

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Speaker 1: And if you listen the first segment is always slamming

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Speaker 1: my mom. Who's here tonight, Hello Lisa Birningham, and the

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Speaker 1: family drama is one that like really shook the Burningham

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Speaker 1: households last night. I'm still recovering. So my daughter looked

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Speaker 1: to put Ocean in her Louis Vaton bag because me

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Speaker 1: being a stupid bitch, I've bought her on her one

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Speaker 1: it's in the Louis Vuton box above the moir. I

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Speaker 1: badly wanted to claw her eyes out. Okay, because number one,

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Speaker 1: whether she wants to admit this or not, Easton, you

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Speaker 1: fucking know, no, I know, I know firsthand. She loves

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Speaker 1: moving things around. She loves moving things around, and she

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Speaker 1: likes to keep bullshit. Okay, she likes to keep the

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Speaker 1: boxes that the cardier came in. She likes keeps a

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Speaker 1: like but what right? So for me, I've been staring

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Speaker 1: take it out on my mother. But this is how

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Speaker 1: I know I've evolved as a person. Okay, don't fucking

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Speaker 1: I was a grown adult during this. I said, I

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Speaker 1: want to blame you right now, Mom, and I can't

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Speaker 1: gone through the goddamn bag. And now I'm sitting here thinking,

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Speaker 1: I pray to God that there was a dumpster diver,

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Speaker 2: I would have dumpster dome if I knew the Louis

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Speaker 2: he was in there. But I do want to say,

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Speaker 2: since Les you're not up here, you deny keeping all

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Speaker 1: Not a hoarder. I'm She says she's not a hoarder.

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Speaker 1: Oh but she is. Okay, No, she absolutely is. And

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Speaker 1: so whoever got the Louis Vauton bag, I wish you

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Speaker 3: We're the same one again, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Do I buy the same bag? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, if I get robbed, I'm fucked

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Speaker 1: at this point you let her pick her own bag

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Speaker 1: that bitch God dispends the taste though. Every time for

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Speaker 1: the third birthday, all get a new bag. But I'm

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Speaker 1: a home one day, obviously. But I know that I'm evolved.

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Speaker 1: I say fucking goes right. We've all learned this. We

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Speaker 1: all watch vander Pump Rules right like, you cannot tell

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Speaker 1: me nothing. Here's another very quick story because I'm proud

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Speaker 1: I have to share with you, guys. I'm driving and

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Speaker 1: these fuck wads right in LA they try to make

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Speaker 1: Why the star? So you're star? I love that? So

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Speaker 1: She's like, it's a long road when yes, graceful world

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Speaker 1: And in that moment, I had like a Jerry Seinfeld moment.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys watch that show Seinfeld? You know when

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Speaker 2: All mouth was he kind of a douchey guy though,

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Speaker 2: I asked this earlier. She told me the story earlier,

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Speaker 2: and I said, he sounds like a douche and you

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Speaker 2: He had well had spiked hair, and I was like, dude,

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Speaker 2: Yes, She's like, did he have like one of those tattoos?

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Speaker 2: Know the tattoos I'm talking about that the douchebags. A

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Speaker 2: Monster Energy drink tattoo. We love Monster if they want

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Speaker 2: to sponsor the podcast.

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Speaker 1: By the way, but anyone we will drink anything, eat anything,

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Speaker 1: pop anything, if you're willing to sponsor the podcast. Wasn't,

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Speaker 1: so that's what. And by the way, you said he

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Speaker 1: didn't deserve to be yelled out by law lat Or

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Speaker 1: he did. He was a douche. He deserved to be

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Speaker 1: yelled But I don't think so, because I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's like a rite of passage to be screamed at

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Speaker 2: That's true, right, I have yet to be screamed at

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Speaker 2: by Lala Camp.

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Speaker 1: By the way, guys, I would never. I can't afford

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Speaker 1: to lose you. Lucky for Yourence, I know Easton has

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Speaker 1: to love me no matter what. This is unconditional. Why

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Speaker 1: I love you no matter what you do? Yes, she's

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Speaker 1: in your family at this point. Do you, guys remember

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Speaker 1: seeing me interview Jessica. You do. So many people see

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Speaker 1: her and they go, I didn't think you really worked

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Speaker 1: for and I'm like, well, we're filming a reality show,

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Speaker 1: and if you take like a couple letters out, it

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Speaker 2: So they and people do ask me because in the

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Speaker 2: interview she says, and you'll have to clean my breast

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Speaker 2: pump or something. Never once I didn't clean it. One

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Speaker 1: I feel like when you're interviewing somebody, you gotta give

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Speaker 7: Let's have some stassy shrova.

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Speaker 1: I brought the wine.

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Speaker 4: I brought the wine.

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Speaker 6: Yes, yo, this is my first night out. I have

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Speaker 4: It's fucking wild drink. So I drank a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of whispering angel backstage here, I am, did I fucking deliver?

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Speaker 5: Or God?

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Speaker 4: How do we close my I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know the right.

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Speaker 4: I'm not trying to like flash everyone. So it's like,

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Speaker 1: Okay, if you flash them? Will I get more followers

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Speaker 1: If I flash? Will I get more followers on Instagram?

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Speaker 1: If you were to flash cookie?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't think that's like not my like follower vibe.

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Speaker 1: It's all women only mine.

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Speaker 6: No, Like I have no men following me, like my

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Speaker 1: That is such a fine, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 6: No one's following me because they're like, oh you sex kitten.

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Speaker 4: You. No one's following me for that reason.

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Speaker 1: I mean you might thank you if you think I'm hot,

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Speaker 6: You would say, flash my cookie, I really no, I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who agrees with that?

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Speaker 2: If Stasi were to flash her cookie on Instagram cheers

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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I'll try it. Let's just give it a whirl,

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Speaker 1: you know, let's just give it up. Let's just try it.

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Speaker 1: Let's just try it. No, I was having this conversation

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Speaker 1: unless scannabal happens, which is once in a fucking blue moon. Like,

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Speaker 1: Scannibal was very helpful?

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Speaker 6: No, I will say everybody for the follower count, everyone involved,

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Speaker 6: anyone who's ever touched banner pump rules. Yeah, we benefited

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Speaker 1: Yes, unfortunate everybody. Did you see that Raquel sold the

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Speaker 1: Okay, recap for everyone living under a rock and easton?

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Speaker 1: She put she auctioned off the Tom Tom hoodie, which

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Did you guys know this? Yes? And I

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Speaker 1: mental right, am I saying this correctly? Mental health? That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Good for her. I do think that that is great.

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Speaker 1: None of us can knock her for that, right, perfect love.

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Speaker 1: There's always the one person that's like, I don't believe you.

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Speaker 1: I'm totally some of you are just gonna have to

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Speaker 8: That to me.

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Speaker 1: All right, So if someone says something that I like

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Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Yes, is there one

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Speaker 1: this was a game changer? Like if you injected, like,

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Speaker 1: what's the one thing that you would that changed it?

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Speaker 1: You who said chin, yes, yes, are you kidding me. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not chin implanned. Best thing I ever did. It

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Speaker 6: It changed my self esteem, which is better than my face.

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Speaker 6: I just I look back at all my photos. I

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Speaker 1: Like a moron like that.

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Speaker 6: Chin implant was highly recommend, highly recommend chin implant.

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Speaker 1: But I feel, okay, I do know what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: because I think that you jetted out your face when

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Speaker 6: Don't want to talk about that. I said, oh no,

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Speaker 6: I know. You said, are there things that are off limits?

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Speaker 6: And I was like, for the most part, not really,

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Speaker 6: I don't think so. I should have said my face.

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Speaker 4: On the amazing race of climates, Let's.

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Speaker 1: Not go there.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you a chin implant, just because I'm

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Is it like breast implants? Like when we went in

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Speaker 2: for laws, you got to pick a size?

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Speaker 3: Do you get to pick a size?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I never.

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Speaker 4: Even asked this, And that is such a wonderful question.

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Speaker 1: Surely want to know.

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Speaker 4: It's a great question.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so they mold one for you specifically, or at

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Speaker 4: I really wanted a chin i plant.

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Speaker 6: God, I sound crazy right now, like I really do,

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Speaker 6: so out of touch I am who I am? Whatever, Okay,

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Speaker 6: I can't help my past, only my future anyway, anyone

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Speaker 6: They mold it for you, and then they They never

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Speaker 1: Good for your facial structure. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Like it's so fucked up that I'm literally doing this.

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about this live right now in runt of

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something. When I was a fucking stoner,

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Speaker 1: I was like, good about Oh my god, it's so

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Speaker 6: But no, yeah, yeah, yeah, I never had the feeling

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Speaker 1: Never felt that, not yet. But tonight is a new night. Tonight,

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Speaker 1: Tonight's it looks gorgeous. I just want I wanted to know,

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Speaker 1: and you're fucking fabulous.

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Speaker 4: It did before it does.

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Speaker 1: Now, well I can tell that if I did not

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Speaker 1: you had a chin plant. Did everybody know you had

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Speaker 1: a chinen plant? Did everybody know you had a chin

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Speaker 1: I had no idea yeah, I'm always under a rock.

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Speaker 1: Go raise your hand. If you didn't know, oh you.

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Speaker 3: See, your mom raised her hand. Lisa raised her hands.

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Speaker 1: Lisa, you didn't know it had a chinni plant. We

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Speaker 4: You thought it was just naturally this gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: Little did you know. Shit, her gorgeousness comes from a

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Speaker 4: My numb right here, so like this side of my face,

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean it was cautionary tail. Who cares? Cautionary hair?

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Speaker 6: So sometimes when I'm eating some or drinking like red wine, you.

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Speaker 6: In a mirror way later and I'm like, the fuck,

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Speaker 6: tell me there is dried balsamic vinaigrette. That's god, but

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Speaker 4: Also, rip jewels? Do people still call them jewels?

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Speaker 6: Like that is such a it's such a boss buy

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Speaker 1: like whatever movement on your sober show. I'm very I'm

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Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck you want to do. I can jewel,

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Speaker 1: does that word bother you? Stacy? No, the word does

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Speaker 1: They were like, we can go through the nip and

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you lose feeling there. We're not

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Speaker 1: is our give me the scars, all right, their battle looms.

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Speaker 1: If you have scars underneath ya, it's pretty hot.

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Speaker 6: Though, like listen, no, not don't. I don't know if

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Speaker 6: Okay, you realize I have had a breast reduction and lift,

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Speaker 6: so I have anchor scars on my boobs. No, it

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to guilt me right now? You're trying

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Speaker 1: Okay, but it hits a different when you've got scars

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Speaker 1: working with before?

433
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 4: I was trying to get a B cup.

434
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: Damn, this bitch had a cursed fuck like she's gonna

435
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: have back pain when she was older. You know. It's

436
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: like kind of sad. It's like, really, this is the

437
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: size you chose, Like these are the battle wounds, and

438
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: like that's the size you chose still like a little mosquito.

439
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 6: But no, I'm sorry, big chested, sorry the way that

440
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 6: you want to say it, did you say tittied? Sorry

441
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 6: big tittied girls know the struggle.

442
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I will never know all right, So I'm sorry.

443
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: I never no, no, no, no, I don't want to try

444
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: to scar shame your toto.

445
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 2: Is there anything either of you have gotten done on

446
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 2: that question that you would say.

447
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 3: Don't do to anyone out there?

448
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: Are you regret?

449
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 6: Oh?

450
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 1: But this is your podcast.

451
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 6: I don't think I have things that I've done that

452
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 6: I'm like, fu No, not.

453
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me never do two things?

454
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 6: Okay, I did that injecting in your chick Kuaibella Kaybella.

455
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: Don't do it, you guys, literally don't do it unless

456
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: Kaybella wants to sponsor the podcast, then do it.

457
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 4: I actually don't know.

458
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 6: One person that has done Kuybella that it's actually worked for.

459
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: Do you like Kaibella? Do I have? Iabella? I think

460
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: it was gorgeous. Do you love it? I did, but

461
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: I would not do it again. I wouldn't do it again.

462
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 4: I would just go and get it like it because

463
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 4: it really didn't.

464
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: Keek, are we sure we're talking?

465
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 4: Did you get kind of Kuybella all over your face?

466
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 5: No?

467
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. No, Oh, yeah, that happens you bullfrog.

468
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 4: Nope, I did do it in the winter.

469
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 1: No, I did. I did it with Kristin Me and

470
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,159
Speaker 1: Kristin Doty.

471
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 4: It was December.

472
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 6: She posted about it, so this is not a secret,

473
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 6: Like it's not a secret. Okay, it was two thousand,

474
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 6: I think it was seventeen December, and we both did it,

475
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 6: and we thought that we were gonna be fine. You did, Kaybella.

476
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 6: You injected your chin. You thought that it was going

477
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 6: to melt away everything that's right here. No, you ended

478
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 6: up looking like a bullfrog. So I only wore turtlenecks

479
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 6: that went a my chin like this, and then it

480
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 6: was so it's also so painful that I'm like, fuck this,

481
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 6: you have to do it, and they're like you have

482
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 6: to do.

483
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 4: It more than once, and I'm like, of course I do.

484
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: No, thank you, I'm gonna eat that money.

485
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 4: And it was so expensive.

486
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 6: Chris I got a deal because she posted for it,

487
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 6: but I was being a secret of asshole, so I

488
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 6: paid for it, and it was never doing it again.

489
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: I could picture you bullfrogging with it and balsamic on

490
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: your mom show. You have my favorites.

491
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 4: I'm a queen, I'm a winner. What can I say?

492
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: You're a winner?

493
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 3: What's the second one?

494
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: You said? There's two?

495
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 4: I don't think I'd ever do lip injections again.

496
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 6: I look back on all the photos of when I

497
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 6: got lip injections. Sorry, Lola, Oh no, I looked like

498
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 6: a clown. No one told me, and they actually they

499
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 6: looked lopsided. So like, that is a risk that I'm

500
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 6: willing so painful, worse than childbirth.

501
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: Well that because you have an episode. You're not from

502
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: the waist down, humpty dumpting your ass off during childbirth

503
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: my leg. I was like, is my leg on the ground?

504
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: Why am I tilting so much? Rethinking, rethinking, rethinking. It

505
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: is extremely painful, though, if you're gonna do your lips,

506
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 1: you guys, I like to get a dental block before.

507
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: Is it a dental damn or a dental block? It's

508
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: not a dental damn.

509
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is.

510
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: Is it? Blogger? Isn't dental damn? In your asshole? Vagina? Na?

511
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 6: Right?

512
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: I didn't go to college. I went to Slick. It

513
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: was a community college and I took like one class. Okay,

514
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: can we talk about Taylor Swift for a second. How

515
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: do you feel about this relationship with Travis Kelcey. He

516
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: is a real man, real man, real man.

517
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 6: That's such a nuanced, layered question. I have lots of

518
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 6: feelings about it, you do. I want Taylor to be

519
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 6: happy no matter what, so like whatever she chooses, whoever

520
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 6: she chooses, I'm thrilled with.

521
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: This is the thing football players. I feel like they fall.

522
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 4: Into like one of two categories.

523
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.

524
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 6: They either fall into the category of just being a

525
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 6: fuck boy okay if they fuck with you, or it's like,

526
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 6: I'm so committed, I'm a family man, I love Jesus,

527
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 6: I want to have a bunch of kids.

528
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 4: I will never cheat on you. It's like one of

529
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 4: two categories.

530
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 6: I'm not sure which category he falls into, So.

531
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm just fuck boy, that's okay. I'm not sure that

532
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: because you don't want the Swifties to come for you? Yeah?

533
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: Is that scary? Do you think if the Swifties came

534
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: for me my following would go up? Should I just

535
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: start fucking with them?

536
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 5: Oh?

537
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: No, I love you more.

538
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 6: No, If you're worried about your following, you don't go

539
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 6: for the Swifties, What the fuck is wrong with you?

540
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 3: I don't know.

541
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: I'm desperado, I'm thirsty. I love Tamie Swift Okay, and

542
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 1: can I tell you I was not into her, you

543
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: guys until number one. I heard Vigilante shit and I

544
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: felt like she wrote it for me. In fact, I'm

545
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: still convinced that she did, because she talks about like

546
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: the FBI and she also talks about thick as thieves

547
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: with your ex wife, and I'm like, she knows my story.

548
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: She wrote this for me.

549
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm thinking about Taylor Swift.

550
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: Everyone feels like they wrote it for her. I'm going

551
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 1: to find a song that she wrote for you, and

552
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: now I feel like was for you? Yes, well, now

553
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: I feel like they were all written for me. And

554
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: I'm sobby in the car and I'm like, what is happening?

555
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: But I'm thrilled that she exists because once you have

556
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: a daughter, you know, I'm sitting here pop in that

557
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: wet pussy to wop right, but I'm I don't know

558
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: what that means? What does that mean? It's okay?

559
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 4: What is that I'm popping that?

560
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 6: We? Like?

561
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: Really, what does it mean? Though you're walking? Close your eyes?

562
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 4: Did everybody else know?

563
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: Did everybody else just know? With Megan the Stallion and like, uh,

564
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: Cardi B's like with that witness pussy also written for me.

565
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: But then you give birth to a beautiful daughter and

566
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: you listen a whop and you're like, oh my god,

567
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: don't like covering her ears.

568
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 7: And then Taylor Swift comes along.

569
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: And you've been just like ignoring her for the past

570
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: thirty years of your life or however long she's existed,

571
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, this is all I'm

572
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: ever gonna listen to ever. So I agree with you.

573
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: I want her to just be happy. But it's very

574
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: annoying to have seventeen cutaways when we're watching a football

575
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 1: game when I'm trying to see what act and.

576
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 4: I'm gonna fly whoa whoa whoa. You're why is he

577
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 4: trying to actually watch the football game?

578
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: No, I'm trying to watch. I'm trying to build a roster,

579
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: all right, I'm like number forty seven, Okay, raiders, okay, dmcent,

580
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 1: you know, because I'm trying to pop the wet ass

581
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: pussy while my daughter is elsewhere listening to shake it

582
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: off by Taylor Smith. All right, A very well rounded mother.

583
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: By the way, how's that going? You have like two kids? Now,

584
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: that's crazy.

585
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like really fucked up when you think about

586
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 6: it that you're in charge of two children.

587
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: You're in charge, You're in charge of.

588
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 6: Two beings that need you in order to survive, and

589
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,239
Speaker 6: then you decide to leave one night to come to

590
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 6: do a podcast.

591
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: So and you're like, who am I?

592
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 4: What am I? I'm away from this baby.

593
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 6: I'm here drinking wine in front of a bunch of

594
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 6: people talking about Taylor Swift.

595
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Thank you? Whoever said thank you? So she's

596
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 1: Finn Becau. Stossy is a freaking star. I love you all.

597
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 1: But I asked Stossy, So I went over and I'm

598
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: going to brag about this because that's just what I do.

599
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: I was the second person to meet Messer. Yes, I

600
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to put pressure on you.

601
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: I know what it's like bringing a new baby home.

602
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 1: You're just like in complete bliss, right, you like don't

603
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: want people coming around. But I gave Hartford her first

604
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: pair of hoops, because that's just.

605
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 4: What they also say this.

606
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 6: You gave her her first necklace that she's actually like

607
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 6: her serious necklace.

608
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know the gold necklace you WoT her.

609
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 6: I should just I should have taken a photo of it,

610
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 6: because normally she wears her just like costume jewelry to

611
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,240
Speaker 6: school and she just started wearing her.

612
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 4: Gold necklace and that's the one that you got her.

613
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: Ah, I love that. Thank you for sharing that stuff.

614
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: Sorry I should have sent a photo. It's okay. Sorry.

615
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: So when Messer was born, I was like, oh my gosh,

616
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: I have to get him his first pair of Jordan

617
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: ones because I'm obsessed. That's what I always wear. And

618
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 1: when I brought it over to her house because she

619
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: was like, you can come by on Wednesday, I was like, perfect,

620
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: So I bring them. I was like, Stassy, you're not

621
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: going to be excited about this gift. It's a very

622
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 1: non stossy type of gift. But I just felt like

623
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to be that person to give him his

624
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: very first pair of like little high tops.

625
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 6: Right.

626
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: And then I was listening to your videos that you

627
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: post from your podcast and you were talking about how

628
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: overwhelming it is when people want to come see your

629
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: baby and you feel so much pressure, and I was like, bitch, shit,

630
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I mean no, but I be real, break

631
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: that down. Did you feel that way when I wanted

632
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: to come see Messer? Can you break that down from me?

633
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: The people who I was talking about, say a.

634
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 6: Name, haven't they haven't had the luxury of being over

635
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 6: at my house to meet Messer, Like, no, truly, like

636
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 6: I've only had two people.

637
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 4: At my house over to meet Messer.

638
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 6: I'm also speaking from experience with Hartford and what it's

639
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 6: like like when I was talking about in that podcast

640
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 6: about what it's like to have someone come over or

641
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 6: someone feel like, well, I haven't met him yet.

642
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 4: I haven't met him yet. And then they come over

643
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 4: and they get mad about haven't.

644
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: You are gonna get me in trouble? You're a fucking asshole.

645
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm not here to get anyone in troubleshol.

646
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 6: Really, you know, I wasn't talking about you, and so

647
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 6: you're bleeding me into a compedation actually where I might

648
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,720
Speaker 6: talk about somebody, and I'm not trying to talk about anyone,

649
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 6: No asshole, Saucy.

650
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Speaker 1: I'm vain and self absorbed. I didn't think about anybody

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Speaker 1: by myself when I listen to that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, wait, that makes me feel horrible.

653
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Speaker 1: Don't horrible. We're just bantering. This is just a podcast, Okay.

654
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: A lot of people in here. Well this I also

655
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Speaker 1: feel like a therapy session right now.

656
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 4: But I need you to know.

657
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 6: I need you to know that you were you also

658
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 6: had your own baby with you, your own toddler with you,

659
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Speaker 6: right you any if you truly listen to my whole podcast,

660
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Speaker 6: you would know I wasn't talking about you, because I

661
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 6: was talking about people who just come over and want

662
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 6: to just hold my baby and then tell me things

663
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Speaker 6: and not listen. And they don't have they don't understand

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Speaker 6: that you do. You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 1: You do you code in front of a live audience

666
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Speaker 1: right now, By the way, totally not my intention to

667
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Speaker 1: do this. You're doing it at all. So let's shift

668
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: and it's judging me out. Let's shift. Let's shift gears

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Speaker 1: before you fucking bullfrog over here. What I'm do? You

670
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Speaker 1: feel like it's easier having people come over to see

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Speaker 1: your baby if their parents, because they understand and they're

672
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Speaker 1: not there to hold your baby, they're there to just

673
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Speaker 1: be like, I messer, Google Gaga, how are you? What

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Speaker 1: do you need help with? Like?

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Speaker 6: Is that?

676
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Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying. I'm trying to make

677
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Speaker 1: you not feel like you're at the risk, but I'm not.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to make anyone who's not a parent

679
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Speaker 6: feel like they're like if they're in this situation with

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Speaker 6: their group of friends or somebody that they know that

681
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Speaker 6: has a kid. I don't want to make anyone feel

682
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Speaker 6: insecure if they don't already have a child. But it is, Yes,

683
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Speaker 6: it's when somebody already has a kid, they understand the

684
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Speaker 6: struggle that you're going through in your head because they've

685
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 6: they've gone through it, right, And that's just how life

686
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 6: works with almost any situation, not just having kids when

687
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Speaker 6: you really think about it, right, like when somebody just

688
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Speaker 6: like no one could understand what being on they will

689
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Speaker 6: never understand what we understand about being on a reality show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so.

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Speaker 6: When we're in a like when we're in a situation

692
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Speaker 6: where we're going through a lot, or when we.

693
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Speaker 4: Were I'm not on a reality show anymore, so when.

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Speaker 6: We were going through a lot in terms of reality TV,

695
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Speaker 6: and one of them want to come over and visit,

696
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 6: and all we know to think about, or talk about,

697
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 6: or stress about or worry about is this one thing.

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Speaker 6: They will never understand that, and they're not gonna understand

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Speaker 6: that in that moment, which is the same thing when

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Speaker 6: someone comes over to see your new baby and they've

701
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Speaker 6: never had a baby or don't know it, or at

702
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Speaker 6: least they don't know anyone that has or haven't been

703
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Speaker 6: close to it. It's gonna be the same fucking thing,

704
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Speaker 6: which I don't fault anyone for that.

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Speaker 4: They just don't know, and how could they?

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Speaker 1: How could they do? We have mommies in the house

707
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:55,919
Speaker 1: tonight and it was like multiple children because I'm starting Wow, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I'm starting to it's hard. I see you.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 1: Stacey texted me and said, this is no fucking joke,

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Speaker 1: because yeah, is it true?

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Speaker 3: The one is fun, two is twenty thing?

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Speaker 4: Can I just say that?

714
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Speaker 6: Like everyone that messaged me that, Yeah, I was so

715
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Speaker 6: angry when I was pregnant, Like everyone's like zero to

716
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Speaker 6: one is easy, one to do is so hard, Two

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Speaker 6: to three is a breeze.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I still don't believe that, Like.

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Speaker 1: There's just fucking you mean age or the amount of kids,

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Speaker 1: the amount of kids, but don't they like entertain each

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Speaker 1: other At a certain point, there's like a know, someone's

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Speaker 1: saying yes kind of for personally, Yeah, this was way harder.

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Speaker 6: Really, this has been way harder really, like by far.

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Speaker 6: But that also might have been because when Harvard was born.

725
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Speaker 6: It was during COVID.

726
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Speaker 1: I had not changes everything.

727
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Speaker 6: I was literally just stuck at home and so my

728
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Speaker 6: only job was just to just be her mom.

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Speaker 4: So maybe that's why it was ezero.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This is this is way harder. I've

731
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Speaker 1: been thinking of dabbling into, like maybe getting pregnant soon,

732
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Speaker 1: I know, and.

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Speaker 4: I want that selfishly so badly.

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Speaker 2: Is there one man that if they were, let's take

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Speaker 2: everything off the table.

736
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Speaker 3: They're single, they're not married, a dream baby daddy.

737
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Speaker 2: Where if they were like I will give you my sperm,

738
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Speaker 2: you're like done, done and done.

739
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Speaker 1: That is such a great question. And Travis Kelcey and

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Speaker 1: this guy loves Travis Kelcey and they'd go away after Well,

741
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Speaker 1: I guess it pays out. Well, what is that guy

742
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Speaker 1: who goes away? No, my dream guy would be one that,

743
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Speaker 1: as far as a baby goes, he has no rights.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell. I'm a little traumatized, well, little scarred,

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Speaker 1: but we're working through it. Odell Beckham, Oh.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 9: Done?

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Speaker 4: Easy answer?

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, or Michael B. Jordan. I'd take either of

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Speaker 1: their scratch you know, honey. It's so crazy because when

751
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: people thought I was fucking for money, they were all

752
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: like boom, you whore. And now every time I talk

753
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: about anyone who's rich, they're like, hey, you said you

754
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 1: did it, you did it. But now everyone's like, he's rich,

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Speaker 1: go for him. I'm like, what they are not the

756
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: ones that are shaming you. I'm not shaming any of you.

757
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the outside world, y'all. Are my people

758
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 1: talk about them out there? Do you have a slipt crush?

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00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: Do you do that? Do you and Bod do that?

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Speaker 3: Do you each have slipt crushes?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 1: We do? What is yours? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I mean it changes all the time.

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Speaker 1: What's yours? Now? Right now?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Well, first let me talk about who had started

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Speaker 4: real fast?

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Speaker 6: Joaquin Phoenix always in forever like until I die, like

768
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Speaker 6: something about him?

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Speaker 1: Josh Hartnett, They're fuck have y'all seen. I just watched

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Speaker 1: Pearl Harbor? Isn't he? And that Josh hartin I it's

771
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,720
Speaker 1: so sad. Just watch Pearl Harbor.

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Speaker 6: They like to find my like my that's not my adolescence,

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Speaker 6: that's my turning, it's my pre teenage years. It's like

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Speaker 6: my twelve to thirteen when I was discovering how I

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Speaker 6: felt about anything at all.

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Speaker 1: Your Setial Day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it was, and I just watched it just now.

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Speaker 1: No, I've seen it before. I'm saying I just watched

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00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: it again. I recently watched it.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Well, in all fairness, you always talk about how

781
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Speaker 6: you don't watch movies set off and.

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Speaker 1: You, guys, it's the weirdest quirk. It's my quirk. My

783
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: attention span is very short, which is why my podcast

784
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: allows me to jump around a lot. And that's why

785
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Speaker 1: you guys are awesome because you let me do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm still stay clicked in, but I recently have like

787
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Speaker 1: been obsessed with movies. Like I only watched Seinfeld Family

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Speaker 1: Guy Friends, Like that's we started watching Desperate Housewives again,

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Speaker 1: Like that's my jam, right, But I'm like addicted like

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Speaker 1: ovaries deep in, like Pirates of the Caribbean, fucking Lord.

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Speaker 10: Of the Rings, this bitchcase to meet my son and

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Speaker 10: also just hit me with this glorious news that she's

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Speaker 10: watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Speaker 6: And Lord of the Rings and I'm like, who are

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Speaker 6: you welcome to the fucking family.

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Speaker 1: I will say I had only seen the first Pirates

797
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Speaker 1: and I had only seen the first Lord of the Ring.

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Speaker 6: Time to start Harry Potter, La La, I know, Harry,

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Speaker 6: you gotta find out what house you're in.

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Speaker 4: That I really hold on.

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Speaker 1: Let's all guess. Oh my god, I drink I even

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Speaker 1: want more wine than this. Okay, let's all guess what

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Speaker 1: house Laala is in from Harry Potter.

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Speaker 6: You guys kremnor, I agree, hold on, no on, I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Them all and we're all gonna scream out. Okay, all right.

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Speaker 6: First, I'm gonna go all right if you think Wala

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Speaker 6: is in Ravenclaw, Okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: Three people huffle puff. Seriously, I thought you thought it's

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Speaker 4: a great house.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but not La La. I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: Slytherin Gryffindor. Oh my god, I was gonna say Gryffindor me.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a nice house. Okay, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you why it seems like yeah.

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Speaker 6: Now, but I think you get let me explain why

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Speaker 6: I think you get a bad rep. Like people think

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Speaker 6: you're just really hard and you know how to go

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Speaker 6: after people. You're tough, you stand up for what you want, like,

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00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 6: you're ambitious.

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Speaker 1: You all of those. Tell me more about all the

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Speaker 1: fabulous things I am.

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Speaker 6: But you're kind of soft on the softest you are,

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00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 6: and you stand for a good cause, and you like

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00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 6: stand for what you fight for, what you believe in.

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Speaker 6: And Gryffindor, sorry that no one else out here raised

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Speaker 6: with me about Gryffindor.

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Speaker 1: Where were you? Guys? Where were you when I needed you?

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Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, I think when she I think

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Speaker 1: you're gas In eleven, maybe they'll be like, oh, she's

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Speaker 1: the Gryffin. Do you think they might? It's Slytherin with Slytherin.

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Speaker 3: Slytherin is with except for Snape or what well.

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Speaker 6: I tried to be Southerin every time I would take

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Speaker 6: that to take the test, I'm like, I want to

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Speaker 6: be Slytherin. You know my vibe. It totally fits with

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Speaker 6: my fucking vibe, and I never got it. I'm really,

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Speaker 6: you wanted to be Slytherin and.

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Speaker 1: They all said that I am Slytherin, then you're just

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Speaker 1: fucking jealous. Oh my, that's so accurate. The only thing

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Speaker 1: I know from Harry Potter is when like the little

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Speaker 1: redheaded kid is like, not hold.

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Speaker 4: Because you're on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: That on TikTok, No, I don't scroll the TikTok because

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Speaker 1: I've seen the first Harry Potter and they're on the chess player.

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Speaker 1: La Lala, am I on the TikTok? Jessica, do I

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00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: scroll the TikTok? You know? I don't scroll the.

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Speaker 4: Instagram reels. The Instagram reels. It's a viral thing, Malala.

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Speaker 1: You guys. The only thing on my Instagram reels is

848
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Speaker 1: like housewives, love and hip hop and a lot of

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00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: athletes and little baby animals. I knew it. I knew it. Yeah, Stacey,

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Speaker 1: I had the best time with you. Thank you so

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00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 1: much for you guys.

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Speaker 3: Are I'm sorry?

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00:47:51,719 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 1: I want to thank you. I want to open the

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00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: floor up to ask us some questions because again, you

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Speaker 1: guys are the homies and I want us to just

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00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: like vibe for a moment. So I have a microphone

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Speaker 1: right here. Can you wave your hand again? You send

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Speaker 1: it to Darryl. I love you. Yep, right there, right there,

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Speaker 1: So if you'll just walk to the woman who has

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Speaker 1: her hand up, Hello, Hi Gorge.

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Speaker 11: So my TikTok handle is actually lesbian la la, and

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Speaker 11: I learned recently that in Chinese la la means lesbian,

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Speaker 11: but as a queer mother, a lot of the queer

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Speaker 11: community wants to know that, you know what, if your

865
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Speaker 11: next romantic relationship was with a woman, is that something

866
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 11: you've considered, especially another mother who's maybe understood what motherhood

867
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 11: is like, understands the are you not bullshit not the

868
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 11: corm system, understand things that men don't.

869
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: You know, you know what, are you pitching yourself right now?

870
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 4: Dug? But you know, just a check at a road.

871
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 11: Every queer woman on my TikTok is like, you know,

872
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 11: so many of the vander Pump girls right now are

873
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:15,800
Speaker 11: single and we're.

874
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 4: All just like switch sighs.

875
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: I will buy you all the toilet paper and batteries.

876
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: So I love this. Can I tell you're not the

877
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: first person. I had a woman approach me at a

878
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: party a few weeks ago, and I almost felt bad

879
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: because I have hooked up with women before. I don't

880
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: want to say that I was not interested. I was

881
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 1: under the influence at the time. And my biggest fear

882
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: is wasting someone's time or making their feelings something that

883
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: I just kind of flip around like that. So I

884
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: think for me, men is what I'm attracted to, and

885
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: I would never want it, Like I said, waste anyone's

886
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: time or mess with their feelings. But I've eaten a

887
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: few cookie in my day and I have no complaints.

888
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: Anybody else, go for it, my love.

889
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 4: Okay, so this.

890
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: Is my first night out. Also, I just had my

891
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: fourth baby and I struggle a lot with mom guilt.

892
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: I literally cried on my way down here.

893
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 6: So I was wondering if you had any advice for

894
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,280
Speaker 6: someone who struggles with doing things.

895
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: For themselves as a mom. I love this question, and

896
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm so honored that you came tonight.

897
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: Mom guilt is real, and I feel like there's nothing

898
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: that anyone can tell you to make you feel better

899
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: except training your brain, which is what I've had to do,

900
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: and you've had to do it now this is your

901
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: fourth time having to train your brain. They're like, if

902
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: you don't go out and have a good time, your

903
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: kids do not get the best version of you. And

904
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: I know that that sounds so cheesy and cliche and

905
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: everyone says that, but like you are. I always say,

906
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: you're the head coach of the household. Right, no one's

907
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: making moves unless you give the call. And if you

908
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: don't have time with your girlfriends or in this beautiful

909
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: room where we can just have fun and let loose

910
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 1: and forget that you're like a mama for five minutes.

911
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: Then you're not gonna be an impeccable head coach because

912
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: you're running the fucking household. So I hope that you

913
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: can do something with that, just so you know I

914
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: see you, because I struggle with that all the time.

915
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:54,240
Speaker 1: And I love you. And congratulations. Hi, hid Abel.

916
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 12: So I've had this question since I saw your last

917
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 12: show in Irvine last April. I lost my dad five

918
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 12: years ago, and I'm just wondering, how do you keep

919
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 12: your dad's memory alive with your child? That's I've been

920
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 12: with my boyfriend for a long time and we do

921
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 12: want a family eventually, and I just I struggle with

922
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 12: that as well, and so I'm just wondering, as I

923
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 12: was twenty five when I lost my father, and I

924
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 12: know that's similar to your age, and so I'm just wondering,

925
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 12: what do you do to keep his memory alive and

926
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,439
Speaker 12: how do you kind of inergrate that into your everyday life.

927
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: I love this question too, and I'm so sorry for

928
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 1: your loss. I feel like I think it was the

929
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: round five and a half years ago that we lost

930
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: our dad. I have a picture in Ocean's room, and

931
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: she grabs it and kisses it. Actually, and when we

932
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 1: say prayers at night, we hold the picture and I

933
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,720
Speaker 1: end it with you know, we say these things humbly

934
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: in your precious name. We pray with Poppy by your side. Amen,

935
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: And she gives the picture a kiss, and so she

936
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: knows that Poppy was my dad and her grandpa. And

937
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: I feel just talking about things that you remember, or

938
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: if there's jokes that he used to say, like continue

939
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: doing that. Did your boyfriend know your dad?

940
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, my boyfriend's actually the only the only boy my

941
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 12: dad ever approved of.

942
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 1: That's so beautiful and heartbreaking at the same time. But

943
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: it could be so much worse. Right, your dad could

944
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: have been like fuck this guy, and your life's still

945
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: still with him. I mean, I think from the time

946
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: that kid is born, for you and your future family,

947
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: you have a picture of your dad in that baby's nursery,

948
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: and it's the craziest thing. They're just gravitated towards it.

949
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: And I don't want to push my beliefs on anybody,

950
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: so please don't think that that's what I'm doing now.

951
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: I just believe in a higher power, and there's just

952
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: something that when a child sees like your dad, they're

953
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 1: gonna freaking know and have questions. Because that's what happened

954
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 1: with Ocean. She just like one day started walking, grab

955
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: the picture and asked questions in her Google Gogga voice.

956
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: So the memory is gonna stay alive because I can

957
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: feel that in you.

958
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 6: Right.

959
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope that helped. You're welcome. I have some

960
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: people right here. You can come up and then you

961
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: my love yep, you, and then daddy right here? What

962
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:29,439
Speaker 1: a what is that a Boston hat? Yeah? Buddy, okay,

963
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: do you have a question, daddy?

964
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 5: It's gonna be a three part question, it is. First

965
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 5: question is what is Ocean's favorite food?

966
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 12: Oh?

967
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: I love this. Her favorite food is spinach swinich. She

968
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: and I don't even have to sautate, y'all. I just

969
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: chopped that shit up one day. I was tired and

970
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,880
Speaker 1: I was like, this is all She's fucking good olive

971
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: oil salt. I put it in front of her and

972
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 1: she's like a bunny rabbit.

973
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 5: I love it all right, kind of random, random, But

974
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 5: what's your favorite soup?

975
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: My favorite soup broccoli? She's soup in a bread bull.

976
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: I am fucking filthy.

977
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 4: Oh, I love it with tim chips.

978
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: I love yeah, right the dip. Oh I could live

979
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: off of a dip.

980
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 6: Yes?

981
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: Has anyone seen that that move? That show? What is it?

982
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: Only murders in the building? How he only eats dips.

983
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I just relate to your

984
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: characters so much.

985
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 5: And my third is I relate with your dad. And

986
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 5: my dad passed three years ago on the twenty eighth,

987
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 5: And it just made me feel.

988
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: Like very connected to you. So we are connected? Sure,

989
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: thank you for saying that. Yeah, I'm like really proud

990
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: of this room. I feel like it's like therapy. We've

991
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 1: had fun, we're offering the ford to each other, and

992
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 1: then you're gonna send me into Vanderhunk Rules to fuck

993
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: bitches up.

994
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 8: Hey Gary, Hi baby, So I have to start by

995
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 8: sharing a fun fact. Raquel is my sorority.

996
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: Sister, Raquel if your sorority?

997
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,319
Speaker 8: Yes, So I to share. Yes, I know, I want

998
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 8: to to know my I have. I have a great job.

999
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 8: So it's not a bad college, y'all.

1000
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh, don't be a hater.

1001
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 7: But I wasn't talking about you again to buckle.

1002
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 8: The guests, everyone asks that she actually has done as

1003
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 8: she plays off to me, I'll let you all continue

1004
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,839
Speaker 8: thinking what you want to do, but I'm gonna lighten

1005
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 8: the mood a little bit. Fuck Mary kill okay, Jack

1006
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 8: Taylor shorts and Satchel.

1007
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, hear me out. I think I'm

1008
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: obviously gonna murder Jack Taylor, right, I love him, but

1009
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: he's gotta go. I would oh god, I think I

1010
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,759
Speaker 1: would probably fuck Schwartz because I'm attracted to him. And

1011
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: then I heard sex goes in marriage anyway, So I

1012
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: guess I'll marry Satchel. I've got a vibrator, Hi Lama,

1013
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: Hi Gorge. Question, So you are so confident. I just

1014
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: want to know if you've always been this confident or

1015
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: where did this come from? This is such that's so funny.

1016
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 1: You asked that because we were driving down to Irvine tonight,

1017
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: and I was like, it's so crazy to think of

1018
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: where I am right now, because I remember in Utah,

1019
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: I was so intimidated by people, by my surroundings that

1020
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 1: like I would drive with my mom to go pick

1021
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: up just like take out, and she would ask if

1022
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to go in to wait and the thought

1023
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 1: of allowing people to see me sent like set me

1024
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: into sheer panic. There were times that I could not

1025
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: leave the house because I was so insecure. And there

1026
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: was just a point in time where I moved to

1027
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: la and it didn't work out. I was very insecure

1028
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: here the first time. I like it was debilitating. I

1029
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: move home. I do what everyone else kind of does.

1030
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 7: You know?

1031
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: You go to college? Will community college for me? Because

1032
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: that was not the plan. And I got a normal

1033
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: job and it was fantastic, but I wanted to be happy,

1034
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: right and my dad always said you got to do

1035
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: something that you love, and I knew that that was entertainment.

1036
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: So I had no choice but to move back out

1037
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: to LA. I was still very fucking terrified and insecure.

1038
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: I use alcohol to numb. Don't recommend it, and I

1039
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: find myself on vander Pump where I'm still very insecure.

1040
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 1: But these hoes will eat me alive. So I had

1041
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: to put on this like brave face and go toes

1042
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 1: with people, even though I wanted to just like crawl

1043
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: a hole and sob. And all of a sudden, I realize, like,

1044
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: if I just keep faking this, I think one day

1045
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it. And one day I just woke

1046
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: up and was like, I'm actually a confident bitch like

1047
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: you kind of cute, you know. There's just like there's

1048
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: things that shifted and maybe it comes with age. I

1049
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: want to think that because I just the thought of

1050
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: me as a child. I would never want that for ocean.

1051
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: But I just no matter what you do, what you

1052
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: look like, this world is not gonna build you up.

1053
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: You guys, They're gonna fucking tear you down, all right,

1054
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 1: That's just the reality of it. So I want you

1055
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: to go home and fucking hype yourselves up so that

1056
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: when the big bad world comes for you, you're like, fuck off,

1057
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: Like have you seen this face? And ask? And there

1058
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: are days where I'm not feeling this face and ask?

1059
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: All right, I'm like, God, you've seen better days. But

1060
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:55,720
Speaker 1: just getting into that mindset of like everything works, I'm healthy,

1061
00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm happy. Like what do I have to complain about? Nothing? Amazing? Question? Okay,

1062
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: I love you so much? Can I just take a

1063
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 1: picture with you before I run back? There?

1064
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:09,120
Speaker 5: Wait?

1065
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,959
Speaker 1: Where are we heading right here? I thought you said

1066
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 1: before we head back? I was like, well, what are

1067
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: you taking me about? So This is the part of

1068
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: the night where I get sentimental with you all. Like

1069
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: I said, I'm turning five, and I remember being in

1070
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 1: this room. Fuck a little over a year ago, my

1071
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: life was in shambles. I was entering a custody battle.

1072
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: I was terrified and didn't really know what my future

1073
01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 1: was gonna hold. And I thought that I would have

1074
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: an overwhelming amount of support, right and again, the outside

1075
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: world is not always like that. So I kind of

1076
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: just kept my head down and I knew I'm a

1077
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: single mom. Now I'm the primary caregiver. There's no one

1078
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: giving me money, you know, like I'm the provider for

1079
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: me my baby, you know, like I really had to

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01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: step up to a position that I didn't think I

1081
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: was capable of, but there was no choice. And then

1082
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: I stepped into this room. And I don't know if

1083
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 1: some of you had been to my last show that

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01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: I did last year. Thank you for coming back, and

1085
01:01:51,160 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 1: you guys really revived me. You guys have given me

1086
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:12,320
Speaker 1: so much love and support and I so appreciate everything

1087
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,640
Speaker 1: that you guys have done for me. And I don't

1088
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: want you to think that it's ever gone unnoticed. You,

1089
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: like I said, did not have to be here tonight,

1090
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 1: and you're fucking here and I love you all so much,

1091
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 1: so I would like do I have a shot? Yes, okay,

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01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: we have shots.

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01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 2: But before we do these shots, obviously, it's La LA's

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01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 2: five year sober birthday. So we have a little cupcake

1095
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 2: and we're all gonna sing happy sober Birthday, sobering.

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01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,880
Speaker 3: Okay, So the candles are.

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01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: Basing Happy birthday. I don't get happy sober part because

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01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 1: in AA we don't sing sober.

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01:02:55,600 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, let's have okay and one and a two

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Speaker 9: and a one two three, Happy.

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01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 2: Birthday two, Happy birthday to you.

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01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 4: Happy birthday, dear.

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01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: La Lah, Happy birthday two. Hey, thank you guys so

1104
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 1: much for coming to the Give Them La La Live Show.

1105
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: I fucking love you. I hope that you enjoyed yourselves tonight,

1106
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: and please get home. Please keep supporting me. I know

1107
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: I make it hard for you, but I love you

1108
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 1: guys so much of the best nights. Do you want

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01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: your shots?

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Speaker 5: La?

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01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? Say okay? Shot?

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01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 6: Do I have drake?

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01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 1: Do guys have drake? All right? Oh there's more. I

1114
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: get a shot a pineapple at the end of the day.

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01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 1: Who someone might get lucky.

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01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:13,919
Speaker 2: Whoever has a shot we are gonna stop. Everyone, lift

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01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 2: up your drinks to cheers to Lama.

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Speaker 3: Motherfucker can b