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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. That's twenties. Hello. Hello, hell, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's daddie. Yeah, um, Hello, who is this? Who's this?

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Speaker 1: This is daddie. You you call? You called me, and

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here wondering who this? Yes, you called me? No,

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Speaker 1: I think you you called me? Who who is this? Well?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on here. I'm hanging up

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Speaker 1: the phone. Hello. Hello, Hey, it's almost it's you again. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what do you want? Why do you keep calling me?

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Speaker 1: Are you Margaret's grandson? Because I'll tell you, yes, I

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Speaker 1: slept with her. We did that, but that was twenty

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Speaker 1: years ago. Okay, Um, I'm hanging up. Hello, yeah, daddy,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you out? Hey? Listen, listen, you're

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Speaker 1: calling me? All right, you're calling me. You're saying I

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Speaker 1: call I. You called me. I'm not. I swear I'm

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Speaker 1: not calling you. You're calling me. I wish you'd stop

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Speaker 1: calling my phone. I'm at home. I'm here trying to

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Speaker 1: watch the TV. And I don't know how to turn

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Speaker 1: my ringer off because my grandkids didn't show me how

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Speaker 1: to do that. I'm hanging up. Okay, great, Okay, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing. Man, stop this is this is intentional. Now,

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Speaker 1: whatever you're doing, you gotta stop it. All right, I'm

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Speaker 1: not doing anything intentionally. I'll tell you what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Stop talking. I don't want to hear your voice right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you know you're one of Margaret's family members. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who Margaret is. Well, yeah, i'll have you know.

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Speaker 1: Margaret is what the kids call a freak, and that's

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Speaker 1: why I left her. So stop calling. I'm not calling

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Speaker 1: you called me. Stop, I'm hanging up. That's it. What

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Speaker 1: is your name? Stop calling me? I'm you know what,

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Speaker 1: I understand that your name. I'm sorry. My name is Eddie.

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Speaker 1: What's your name, Brian? It's it's a pleasure to meet you,

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Speaker 1: and I would if I were in person, I would

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Speaker 1: offer my hand with a firm handshake to say I

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Speaker 1: apologize about that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I got

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Speaker 1: upset too, but like you know, I was getting annoyed,

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Speaker 1: well like you called me. Yeah, I called you and

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Speaker 1: it was you know, and for some reason, these stupid

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Speaker 1: phones nowadays, I don't know how to work them, and

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Speaker 1: I thought you were calling me, but I was calling

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Speaker 1: you the whole time. Okay, can I help you with

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Speaker 1: anything else? Well, now that I got you on the phone,

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Speaker 1: you can what time is it there? What? What time?

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Speaker 1: What time is it? Look at your phone? I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: because I have I'm not I'm asking because I have

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Speaker 1: a hot date tonight, and so I'm checking the time

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Speaker 1: to see what time it is because I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to meet my gal. Yeah, yeah, her name Sarie name Sharie,

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Speaker 1: sure is her name? And I am excited. One of

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Speaker 1: my friends who lives down the hall from me, sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that you know her? Do you know her? To Wow?

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Speaker 1: She gets around what's going on here? You know, she's

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Speaker 1: been working at the home for here for a few

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Speaker 1: weeks now, and I gotta tell you, she's making everybody

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Speaker 1: around here happier. Everybody is my wife. Well we I

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Speaker 1: mean I we can't be talking about the same gal.

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Speaker 1: I live in a nursing home. My wife works at

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Speaker 1: a nursing home. I don't know what's going on here.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, that's easy, even at my age. I can

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Speaker 1: tell you this is a phone prank. So that's fine.

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your wife. Cherie set

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Speaker 1: you up, wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks,

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Speaker 1: we'd say mornings on the twenties.