WEBVTT - The gay test

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<v Speaker 1>Hi guys. Welcome back to Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>We're here and we are so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>A good episode for y'all today. So stay tuned.

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<v Speaker 1>October 9th. Tickets and bio.

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<v Speaker 2>Can all of y'all wear Halloween costumes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we wear Halloween costumes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there might be people who have amazing ideas that

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<v Speaker 2>no gonna get seen unless I see. And you see.

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<v Speaker 2>And we see.

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<v Speaker 1>I see the way you see.

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<v Speaker 2>I see you.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the way you see. I like how the

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<v Speaker 1>way you fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the way you think.

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<v Speaker 1>You like how the way I fuck, Drew? I love

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<v Speaker 1>the way you fuck. How the way I fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Josie, are you scared of aging? Josh was asking me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Are you afraid of aging? I

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<v Speaker 1>will not age. But like, you already have.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody on Omegle the other day said that I look

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<v Speaker 3>like I'm 40.

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<v Speaker 1>But I did. I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I got very offended. I was like, fuck are you

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<v Speaker 3>talking about? I look like I'm 40. I got so

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<v Speaker 3>angry and that was me being ageist i really i'd

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<v Speaker 3>rather not age i'd rather stay exactly where i am

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<v Speaker 3>i'm like i'm i've finally accepted this and i'm just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have to keep doing that over and over again

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<v Speaker 3>as i get gnarlier and gnarlier looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah why do you think about it like that

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<v Speaker 2>though no what because it took me this long to

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<v Speaker 2>finally like kind of accept like all right i guess

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<v Speaker 2>this is what we're working with like well show me

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<v Speaker 2>what you're working with this it's not much it's No,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, I mean, I cannot argue with you in

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<v Speaker 2>your perception of yourself. That's up to you and the

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<v Speaker 2>man in the mirror. But I think you're beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm beautiful. You're beautiful. I am not afraid of aging. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm only going to get hotter as I

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<v Speaker 1>get older. Once this baby fat... comes out of my

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<v Speaker 1>face i mean i'm only 16 after all so once

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<v Speaker 1>i'm once i'm like 22 i feel like it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like really big.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah things are gonna start looking up yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Um but i am like really scared of my body

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<v Speaker 1>not working i know not being able.

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<v Speaker 2>To move but drew kept saying that and i was

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<v Speaker 2>like there's nothing funny about drew losing his health or

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<v Speaker 2>ability to like not be able to walk but the

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<v Speaker 2>idea of us all being so old and you being

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<v Speaker 2>the first one's legs to give out like.

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<v Speaker 1>No like i'm gonna be like the one that's like.

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<v Speaker 3>I need my ass why oh we were talking about

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<v Speaker 3>nearly put a.

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<v Speaker 1>Finger inside of it when you're up there that's me

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<v Speaker 1>that's me and the old folks home i'm gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>When you're wiping my ass, why don't you stick a

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<v Speaker 1>couple fingers up there?

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<v Speaker 2>Your ass is going to get kicked out. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying to Drew is the beautiful thing is

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<v Speaker 2>like in the real reality we live in, at one

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<v Speaker 2>point we're going to have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle Mooney real reality.

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle mooney real reality kinder.

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<v Speaker 2>Egg just released a new mini series.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's kinder scott kinder wait hold on hold on

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<v Speaker 3>kinder egg kinder scott kinder lamar um well we were

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<v Speaker 3>talking about getting near links also it's josiah me um

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<v Speaker 3>me and any were talking about like eventually whenever like

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<v Speaker 3>everyone has near links if that is possible um That

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<v Speaker 3>you would be getting the most ads on yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, bitch. I get pop-up ads crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>At one point, if everybody got Neuralink, obviously they'd make

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<v Speaker 2>it about using money.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd start monetizing it, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying to Josie, I was like, one day,

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<v Speaker 2>free thinking is going to be a subscription-based plan. It's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be, you can only use your real brain

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<v Speaker 2>and turn off the Neuralink if you pay $ 50 a month.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Josie was like, my broke ass wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>uh would have ads and i was like drew's frugal

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<v Speaker 2>ass would have the most ads like yeah he'd be

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<v Speaker 2>like well that's actually how ellen is so he'd.

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<v Speaker 1>Be getting viruses i was gonna say it would be

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<v Speaker 1>like pirate bay like torrents like pop-up ads like you

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<v Speaker 1>know i'd probably be that way too i'd be hacked

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<v Speaker 1>boots like they would be like having me say crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>The links that i will go to save money especially

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<v Speaker 3>because the money's just not there yeah I would if

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<v Speaker 3>I had an ear like I would be torrenting shit.

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<v Speaker 3>If someone told me you could torrent, I'd be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>why would I not just do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I famously. Like what's in your brain?

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<v Speaker 2>But what if you got a virus in your brain?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care, man. It's cheaper. I grew up here

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<v Speaker 1>in America. If it's cheaper, it's better. Cheaper by the dozen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I heard that Ellen is asking for the day

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<v Speaker 2>that she passes, which will be the end of me.

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<v Speaker 2>The day she passes, she's asking for her head to

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<v Speaker 2>be frozen with Walt Disney's.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say some shit about editors, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but she said that.

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<v Speaker 1>Had me fucking rolling my eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>The day of Ellen's funeral, she said she wants her

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<v Speaker 3>funeral shot, but she wants it edited very cheaply.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheaply. She does not want to spend on editors that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck this shit, bro. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to say something earlier. What were we talking

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<v Speaker 1>about right before Ellen?

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<v Speaker 2>We were talking about you being a geriatric home.

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<v Speaker 1>I famously claimed that I would be the first to

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<v Speaker 1>get a Neuralink. And still, yes, just not from Elon

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<v Speaker 1>Musk anymore. He was already a bad person then.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you think they're going to do... But I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Really scared of him now. Elon? Yeah. Remember that time

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<v Speaker 1>I showed you a video of Michael Jackson and you

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<v Speaker 1>had a panic attack and you greened out and... shit

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<v Speaker 1>all over my floor and threw up in my toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>I did shit all over your floor and I threw

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<v Speaker 1>up everywhere. Well, that's kind of how I feel about.

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<v Speaker 2>Eating on musk now.

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<v Speaker 3>What a blessing.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just not around that day because I was

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<v Speaker 2>in town.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think you were in Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, did I come back the next day or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like I came back right after that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you were in town.

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<v Speaker 3>Those days give me the warmest feeling ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just telling someone, I was like, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>dog days. Like, those are the salad days for real.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Enya was very depressed. Yeah. But.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wanted to kill myself.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's the happiest we were. Well, we had a

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<v Speaker 1>very good time. Very good time. Like, a very good time. Respect, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Respect.

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<v Speaker 1>But you did, too, in ways. Like, 1304, it had

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<v Speaker 1>its moments. That's when we met. That's when you met me.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about that. And you hated me. And you did

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<v Speaker 1>not get along with Josiah until, like, two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Nuh-uh. No. No, no, no, no. By the time Chun-Li

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<v Speaker 2>was out, we were pretty tight.

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<v Speaker 1>That was pretty soon after.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. 1304, wow. Belmont Station. I thought about moving there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very cheap. It's so cheap. That's why we lived there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was looking at new places, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll fucking move there and just, like, surprise everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>They do orgies there now. They do huge gay orgies there.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not even joking.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, I was setting up this bit,

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<v Speaker 1>but they.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard and learned from someone that, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>there were like maybe like five apartments like ours in

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<v Speaker 1>the whole building? One of those five apartments like ours

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<v Speaker 1>did the orgies for the gay guys and he would

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<v Speaker 1>lure them back from parties. Like be like, it's the afters,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the afters. And then everyone would just start stripping

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<v Speaker 1>naked and shit. Crazy. And the guy was you. Well, yes. Duh.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I think I did hook up with that

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<v Speaker 1>guy before. The ringleader? I hooked up with people in

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<v Speaker 1>the building.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he thinks he's getting right to the boss. He

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<v Speaker 2>thinks he's going and getting the top tier cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a boss. I'm a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a boss. And I feel just like Ross.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey. Wait, who is that? It's Doja Cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like her doing her like Azalea song.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, that's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a bop.

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<v Speaker 1>And Azalea, surprisingly, when that came out, was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I fuck with her. Like, you know what? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>very inspired by me, but you know what? I fuck

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<v Speaker 1>with her. And I was like, okay. Wasn't expecting that.

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<v Speaker 2>The VMAs is devil work.

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<v Speaker 1>Canceled. It's been canceled next year.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, has it actually?

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't even show on MTV. Are you serious? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was on NBS or something.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. Well, OK, a few things I just

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<v Speaker 2>have to say is if you're an artist.

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<v Speaker 1>What's MBS?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the National Basketball Section.

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<v Speaker 1>Sexuality. Sorry. That's what you have.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Carl Nassib, first openly gay NFL player right now. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think he's in the league anymore. He was really

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<v Speaker 1>good in college, and he was kind of okay in

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<v Speaker 1>the NFL. Oh, yeah, I remember that. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>he kissed someone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's because you know how they say you choose

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<v Speaker 2>gay or straight? It's you choose your career or being

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<v Speaker 2>a gay guy in your 20s. You have to pick

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<v Speaker 2>one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm choosing.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you're smart, you're choosing the gay guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe let's just say Drew is straight. Period. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>choosing my career.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you were saying MTV Music Awards. I was saying

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Watching it this year just felt so fucking insane because

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I get to say this one because

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Too.

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<v Speaker 2>I love like music awards and live performances and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>so much. MTV Music Awards feels like the most hollow

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<v Speaker 2>shell of something it used to be. And if you're

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<v Speaker 2>an artist out there and you're feeling down on yourself

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<v Speaker 2>because you're like, oh my God, like, I wish I

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<v Speaker 2>could get nominated for stuff like that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>who won Best New Artist this year. But I do

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<v Speaker 2>know that it was sponsored by the General Insurance. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's all I can remember. It said Best New Artist

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<v Speaker 2>and then just like the General.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to the General.

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<v Speaker 2>They won't tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>They're telling that now? Dude, MTV is down.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, is that not?

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<v Speaker 1>That's insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Which all these shows have a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>They're... The economy is not. General insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>The general insurance. Who the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>But baby, but baby, baby, if y'all want to run

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<v Speaker 1>ads on emergency intercom, general insurance, we'll take general insurance.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll take anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby, baby, baby, baby. Nobody wants.

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<v Speaker 1>The bills have been affected. The bills have been affected.

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<v Speaker 1>MTV's included. Kylie Jenner's vlogging, man. I know. Like shit

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<v Speaker 1>is bad. But it's also like her walking from like

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<v Speaker 1>a private jet. from a Rolls Royce to a house

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<v Speaker 1>she's building. But it's recession indicator for sure. M. Night

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<v Speaker 1>Shyamalan is vlogging. What?

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<v Speaker 2>We're living in like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually? Yes. You're joking. I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, didn't he make that movie about the old beach?

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<v Speaker 1>His daughter? Oh, he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so listen.

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<v Speaker 1>And at the end, he was the twist. Are we

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<v Speaker 1>shocked he's vlogging?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are we shocked it's gotten there? Like, he low-key

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<v Speaker 2>had AI before anybody else did, and he's been in

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<v Speaker 2>AI psychosis.

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<v Speaker 1>Longer than anybody else. He made Sixth Sense, right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he did. Okay. I see dead people.

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<v Speaker 2>He only made Sixth Sense on that movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. He only made Sixth Sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Six pennies. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, also, I want to say something about the VMAs.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about posting this on my story, and

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<v Speaker 3>it had me thinking for a second. I was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 3>I wish Twitter was still a thing, because I just

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<v Speaker 3>want to get this out, and I didn't think about

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<v Speaker 3>doing the podcast this week. This is the perfect place.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually think Somber and the Stella Lefty girl are

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<v Speaker 3>the same person.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually. Look at them.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at them and tell me that's not Somber in drag.

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<v Speaker 1>And tell me that's not her in boy drag. I'm like...

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<v Speaker 1>I saw something of... Well, she's a grandking baby. She

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<v Speaker 1>was born that way. I saw someone say Stella Lefty

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<v Speaker 1>and Hot Tua Girl are the same person. They could be... Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They look alike, bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, like, they have the same stature. They have the

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<v Speaker 3>same attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>See, the thing is, is, like, I don't know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about Stella Lefty other than the hate that she has been...

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<v Speaker 1>been getting like i don't know anything.

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<v Speaker 2>About her is essentially but i feel like i could

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<v Speaker 2>keep with her i could keep with her i mean

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<v Speaker 2>dude well i always say that everyone's nice everyone can

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<v Speaker 2>get along with everyone we do it every day we

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<v Speaker 2>go into stores i don't think i.

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<v Speaker 3>Get along with her oh wait who stella lefty i

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<v Speaker 3>don't think she's well no i.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't want to hang out with the bitch like

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<v Speaker 2>i i wouldn't do it well it's not an interview

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<v Speaker 2>but like i you know what i'd like.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know her. But what I will

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<v Speaker 1>say is I saw... Three crazy people. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I could hang out with her. I'm not hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>with her. I don't like her. Well, here's the thing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why does it matter? I asked... They asked her a

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<v Speaker 1>question on the red carpet. Or the blue carpet. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I thought that was the most perfect color. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the blue... Oh, it's the warmest color.

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<v Speaker 2>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>And they asked her, they asked everybody, oh, what's your

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<v Speaker 3>favorite Madonna? Also, what the fuck is going on with Madonna?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we not going to talk about it? Because it

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<v Speaker 3>feels like everyone's not talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about it. I saw her walk up to

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<v Speaker 1>the stage and it was really sad.

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<v Speaker 2>My best bet.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>This is my hopeful bet that I'm literally making up

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<v Speaker 2>on the spot is I'm going to assume since she

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<v Speaker 2>was such a big part of the MTV Music Awards,

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<v Speaker 2>she's on a in still kind of like a pr

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<v Speaker 2>moment like because her album just like more recently came

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<v Speaker 2>i came out this year right confessions too yeah like

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<v Speaker 2>a couple that came out so it like makes sense

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<v Speaker 2>for her to be like kind of like have a

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<v Speaker 2>light shown on her it may be her last album

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<v Speaker 2>um and i feel like it it's because of like

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<v Speaker 2>that that she was so heavily a part of it

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<v Speaker 2>because it was like this may be the last time

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<v Speaker 2>she has any reason to be involved in this seriously

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<v Speaker 2>because she has an album out right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like classic, like Oscars, like finally giving the actor

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<v Speaker 1>or actress. Like the Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Giving the queen her flowers. We have so many like

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<v Speaker 2>Madonna offspring specifically right now in terms of like sonically

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<v Speaker 2>and aesthetically in some shape or form. Everybody is like,

0:14:48.370 --> 0:14:51.350
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Pinterest shows the same thing to everybody. As

0:14:51.430 --> 0:14:53.480
<v Speaker 2>much as it feels like an expansive world, it is

0:14:53.510 --> 0:14:55.800
<v Speaker 2>kind of a bubble. And anything you look up kind

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<v Speaker 2>of usually has, like, a Madonna or a Julia Fox, like, blah, blah, blah.

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<v Speaker 2>And everybody's on an 80s bag right now. Madonna is 80s, 90s, quintessential, blah, blah, blah.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially for the white girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Madonna, do you see her call out Sabrina?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Your team didn't hit me back. Yeah, it took five days.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when she made out with Drake?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, also, like, that's her age.

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<v Speaker 1>When she made out with Drake? Who?

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<v Speaker 2>Madonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Drake, like, rapper Drake.

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<v Speaker 3>She was sitting down in a chair on the stage

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<v Speaker 3>and she grabbed his face and she was like.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was why she was so, like... She

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<v Speaker 2>was getting her flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she is also... Oh, I see. She won, like,

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<v Speaker 1>eight awards.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, like, nobody actually gaffes about the MTV Music Awards

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<v Speaker 2>right now for the most part. And, like, every year

0:15:44.830 --> 0:15:48.950
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's gone on a decline. So for

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<v Speaker 2>people to even, like, find a reason to be mad

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<v Speaker 2>about her winning a bunch is, like... Bro, this isn't, like...

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<v Speaker 2>If the person you wanted to win won... Like, it

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have actually changed your day because there's a high

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<v Speaker 2>likelihood you didn't even know this was happening. Because I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I didn't know that the VMAs was happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know until after.

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<v Speaker 2>And I usually, I mean, check last year or whatever

0:16:13.260 --> 0:16:17.280
<v Speaker 2>year that was where I accidentally spent $ 90 in total

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<v Speaker 2>subscribing to a bunch of platforms trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 2>where to buy it and where to watch it. I

0:16:23.250 --> 0:16:25.710
<v Speaker 2>was good today. This time it was very chill. I

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<v Speaker 2>was on my... I was, like, de-gaffing.

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<v Speaker 1>Just, like, been watching hacks all day. That's how you

0:16:29.390 --> 0:16:29.970
<v Speaker 1>gotta move through life.

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<v Speaker 2>Finished the first season. Was like, oh, I need a

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<v Speaker 2>little break. I need some brain rot, if you will.

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<v Speaker 2>So I put on the VMAs. That's where you're sitting now.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless you... Like, I'll come to the carpet and make

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<v Speaker 2>your TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Sponsored by the General.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not. Also, I will say the.

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<v Speaker 1>Young Lean performance was sick. Dude, it was so sick.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why he threw the award. Was it

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<v Speaker 1>just him being like, fuck award shows?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was just like, I was so punk.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>And then he spit that ice cream at the end.

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<v Speaker 3>That kind of grossed me out. Because I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>blue cream all over the ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>But Young Lean being on MTV Music Awards is like

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<v Speaker 1>a dream. I know. That's so cheap.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched the video and I saw him walking out

0:17:14.859 --> 0:17:17.040
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh my god, this is so...

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<v Speaker 3>He still like is the same little guy. Yeah.

0:17:21.170 --> 0:17:29.780
<v Speaker 1>He'll always be ginseng strip. Yeah. Always sitting on that stoop. Vaporwave.

0:17:29.820 --> 0:17:32.220
<v Speaker 2>That's boy culture. And I love that for you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when they used to put tequila in

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<v Speaker 1>the hand sanitizer? They tried to like pass it off.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did they do that? Because they like ran out

0:17:40.369 --> 0:17:43.440
<v Speaker 1>of vodka and then they put tequila in the hand sanitizer. Dude, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you mean during COVID era when the hand sanitizer

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<v Speaker 2>got all stinky?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it smelled.

0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.020
<v Speaker 2>And it was sticky as shit.

0:17:50.100 --> 0:17:53.679
<v Speaker 1>It smelled like bones. I mean, it was literally tequila.

0:17:53.869 --> 0:17:55.950
<v Speaker 2>It was tequila and gelatin.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably. To make it like jelly, squirty. It was so sour,

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<v Speaker 1>like funky.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, those COVID tests hurt like fuck.

0:18:06.100 --> 0:18:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh, the nose ones? Oh, when they would poke your brain. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I've done so many.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand, though, because now the test is the same,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't have to dig all up in there

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<v Speaker 2>to get the fucking.

0:18:16.590 --> 0:18:18.649
<v Speaker 1>They were just doing that shit to plant the chips, babe.

0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:23.320
<v Speaker 1>That was the real chips being planted, not the fucking vaccines.

0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:27.320
<v Speaker 1>They were putting them right up in there on your

0:18:27.460 --> 0:18:30.830
<v Speaker 1>pineal gland. On your penis. That's why your pineal glands

0:18:30.850 --> 0:18:32.649
<v Speaker 1>all calcified. Can you say penis on your pineal gland? Yeah,

0:18:32.670 --> 0:18:37.750
<v Speaker 1>we can say penis. Penis, penis, penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Ew.

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<v Speaker 1>Do your best RuPaul after. That wasn't that bad. I'm sick.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my flu game.

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<v Speaker 2>Did that sound like a RuPaul laugh or a witch laugh?

0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:52.580
<v Speaker 1>It sounded like a witch laugh. Okay, I was trying

0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:56.540
<v Speaker 1>to do a witch laugh. Y'all know, was it Michael Jordan?

0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:57.340
<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Michael Jordan had a flu game. Dirk Nowitzki had

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<v Speaker 1>a flu game. This is my flu game. I'm sick

0:19:03.830 --> 0:19:06.430
<v Speaker 1>right now, guys. Sick as a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they win those flu games?

0:19:07.890 --> 0:19:08.130
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, bitch, you better have if you're going to get

0:19:10.670 --> 0:19:11.449
<v Speaker 2>all of us sick.

0:19:11.630 --> 0:19:11.930
<v Speaker 1>We don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, but then the whole team is sick? So, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 2>then the next game is a flu.

0:19:15.940 --> 0:19:17.870
<v Speaker 1>Day for half a team? It was, like, finals, like,

0:19:17.950 --> 0:19:21.429
<v Speaker 1>in the end of the season. Oh. For them. So,

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<v Speaker 1>you're sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Men can't get sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm sick. Thick in the head. And twisted. I

0:19:28.430 --> 0:19:31.710
<v Speaker 1>have dark, twisted thoughts. I'm twisted. Twisted tea. Dark, twisted thoughts.

0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:40.490
<v Speaker 1>All right. Just anything I say today just gets met

0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:42.879
<v Speaker 1>with brutal silence. It's crazy.

0:19:42.900 --> 0:19:43.700
<v Speaker 2>What did you say?

0:19:49.990 --> 0:19:53.260
<v Speaker 3>Earlier oh we're i was like oh we're gonna put

0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:55.639
<v Speaker 3>anya in a daycare and drew was like that low-key

0:19:55.660 --> 0:19:57.680
<v Speaker 3>would be like the life like you could just like

0:19:57.760 --> 0:19:59.939
<v Speaker 3>watch tv all day watch movies all day and then

0:19:59.960 --> 0:20:01.420
<v Speaker 3>you was like i mean that's kind of what we

0:20:01.460 --> 0:20:04.970
<v Speaker 3>do we can do that and drew was like Drew

0:20:04.990 --> 0:20:07.429
<v Speaker 3>was like, can't do that.

0:20:07.650 --> 0:20:08.850
<v Speaker 1>You need money.

0:20:09.350 --> 0:20:11.550
<v Speaker 3>And then everyone just felt very silent. And he was

0:20:11.570 --> 0:20:16.170
<v Speaker 3>just kind of staring off. Like, bro, what?

0:20:16.210 --> 0:20:18.530
<v Speaker 2>He was having a stroke. So don't laugh too hard.

0:20:18.590 --> 0:20:21.889
<v Speaker 1>I'm stroking out. I'm stroking out. He was stuck inside

0:20:21.910 --> 0:20:27.100
<v Speaker 1>the gym. Yes, I'm sick. I'm taking amoxicillin right now.

0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:31.159
<v Speaker 2>He's taking antibiotics that Josh gave him.

0:20:32.270 --> 0:20:34.830
<v Speaker 1>Because I didn't want to drive to the, like, emergency,

0:20:34.910 --> 0:20:36.209
<v Speaker 1>minor emergency place.

0:20:36.510 --> 0:20:43.879
<v Speaker 2>Which is crazy that, like, to be somebody who's... I'll

0:20:43.900 --> 0:20:49.520
<v Speaker 2>let you pass. And I'm going to let you open that.

0:20:50.350 --> 0:20:53.510
<v Speaker 1>Oh, look who it is. The Enya tax. Oh, no.

0:20:53.570 --> 0:20:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Anytime Josiah gets any food, she fucks his food up.

0:20:58.840 --> 0:21:00.419
<v Speaker 1>She's eating with two hands. She grabbed a fry. She

0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:03.399
<v Speaker 1>went like. It's like those like rock, paper, scissors. Whoever

0:21:03.420 --> 0:21:04.399
<v Speaker 1>wins runs away.

0:21:04.420 --> 0:21:07.420
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I forgot I was on camera. So

0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:10.060
<v Speaker 2>you just see me like. Hunched over, bro.

0:21:11.859 --> 0:21:15.459
<v Speaker 1>And you locked in like fucking heat seeking missile every time.

0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:19.169
<v Speaker 1>And then she always says, ew, gross. Like this is disgusting.

0:21:19.210 --> 0:21:20.149
<v Speaker 1>And then she eats all of it.

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<v Speaker 3>She is the number one fucking perpetrator. And Drew's the

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<v Speaker 3>number two. But she does the thing where.

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<v Speaker 1>She says, ew, y'all are ordering that. That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when it gets there, baby, she's like a

0:21:32.359 --> 0:21:33.740
<v Speaker 3>fucking fly to fruit.

0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:37.790
<v Speaker 1>Fly to shit. Yeah, fly to shit. She is loving it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually, a sign of a mature person is somebody

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<v Speaker 2>who's open-minded enough to change their mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we got it wrong. You're mature.

0:21:47.680 --> 0:21:50.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, y'all were misinterpolating that.

0:21:51.420 --> 0:21:52.740
<v Speaker 1>It's all about the interpolation.

0:21:52.880 --> 0:21:58.350
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and people always interpolate things incorrectly. Oh, it's crazy

0:21:58.369 --> 0:22:05.430
<v Speaker 2>that despite you being so hypochondriac, what is it called? Fuck,

0:22:05.450 --> 0:22:06.639
<v Speaker 2>what were we talking about right before?

0:22:07.750 --> 0:22:09.070
<v Speaker 1>Amoxicillin from Josh.

0:22:09.450 --> 0:22:12.790
<v Speaker 2>Oh, for such a hypochondriac, it is insane that you,

0:22:14.090 --> 0:22:18.950
<v Speaker 2>instead of going to a doctor while sick, ask your

0:22:19.170 --> 0:22:20.540
<v Speaker 2>friend for antibiotics.

0:22:20.600 --> 0:22:22.900
<v Speaker 1>No, he offered and I just took them. I didn't ask.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not the problem, baby.

0:22:26.060 --> 0:22:29.100
<v Speaker 2>The problem is the fact that you're taking antibiotics unprescribed

0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:30.340
<v Speaker 2>by a doctor.

0:22:30.540 --> 0:22:33.040
<v Speaker 1>It's the same thing. It's the same thing. And I

0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:37.200
<v Speaker 1>definitely have a bacterial infection in my chest. From a

0:22:37.400 --> 0:22:41.700
<v Speaker 1>viral infection in my body that I got in Las Vegas. Bitch,

0:22:41.760 --> 0:22:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I literally flew to Las Vegas to lose $ 60, get sick,

0:22:46.260 --> 0:22:48.119
<v Speaker 1>and fly home in 20 hours. I think you might

0:22:48.140 --> 0:22:50.520
<v Speaker 1>have got Zika. Well, I was thinking maybe.

0:22:50.340 --> 0:22:52.080
<v Speaker 2>I had West Nile. No, you got West Nile virus.

0:22:52.340 --> 0:22:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Yuck. Yeah, because my skin is like really sensitive, guys.

0:22:55.340 --> 0:22:59.000
<v Speaker 2>We can't get it, though. Actually? It doesn't transmit human

0:22:59.040 --> 0:22:59.440
<v Speaker 2>to human.

0:23:00.580 --> 0:23:01.820
<v Speaker 3>Oh, so we can't get it from him, but we

0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:02.960
<v Speaker 3>could just get it from mosquitoes?

0:23:03.020 --> 0:23:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it dies in humans, I think. So, like, I

0:23:06.260 --> 0:23:11.780
<v Speaker 2>think I might have it wrong, but I think, like,

0:23:12.240 --> 0:23:14.840
<v Speaker 2>animals and mosquitoes can pass it back and forth to

0:23:14.880 --> 0:23:19.080
<v Speaker 2>each other. But we're, like, there's a word for it when, like,

0:23:19.200 --> 0:23:24.400
<v Speaker 2>a virus, like, can't be sent through us. So we're

0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:28.790
<v Speaker 2>the last stop. We're the last stop. He's eating that apple. Yeah.

0:23:29.570 --> 0:23:32.390
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I did finally get my Wizard of Oz apple.

0:23:32.470 --> 0:23:34.970
<v Speaker 1>Everyone doubted me, said I wasn't going to get one

0:23:34.990 --> 0:23:37.530
<v Speaker 1>when it dropped from the ceiling. And look at me now.

0:23:37.950 --> 0:23:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I got one. It dropped right into my lap.

0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:42.140
<v Speaker 2>I need to see how many fall from the ceiling.

0:23:42.740 --> 0:23:45.719
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot. It's a lot. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>like 12. Bitch, it's like every single seat gets them.

0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:53.629
<v Speaker 2>Well, and they make them... They make them out of

0:23:53.690 --> 0:23:58.150
<v Speaker 2>such cheap materials to save money for the LEDs.

0:23:58.369 --> 0:24:00.670
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, unironically did say that, by the way. She

0:24:00.710 --> 0:24:03.010
<v Speaker 1>was like, and there's like so like, they have to

0:24:03.030 --> 0:24:05.520
<v Speaker 1>make them cheap so they can make them for every show.

0:24:05.540 --> 0:24:06.700
<v Speaker 1>I'm rubbing off on y'all.

0:24:07.619 --> 0:24:10.020
<v Speaker 3>I just be thinking shit through too much.

0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, it is true because like I was saying that

0:24:12.660 --> 0:24:14.320
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I was kind of expecting a

0:24:14.340 --> 0:24:15.830
<v Speaker 2>better Apple. I was like, yeah, I guess it has

0:24:15.869 --> 0:24:18.510
<v Speaker 2>to be light enough to one not fall in like

0:24:18.590 --> 0:24:19.550
<v Speaker 2>murder somebody.

0:24:20.760 --> 0:24:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I did see a bunch of fucked up people like

0:24:22.660 --> 0:24:27.190
<v Speaker 1>scalpers vibes, like running all around the arena, collecting like

0:24:27.190 --> 0:24:30.210
<v Speaker 1>20 apples. And I was like, y'all are so annoying

0:24:30.230 --> 0:24:31.410
<v Speaker 1>and gay. Give them to the kids.

0:24:31.630 --> 0:24:34.510
<v Speaker 2>Also, not only that, like, what the fuck are you

0:24:34.650 --> 0:24:35.210
<v Speaker 2>on about?

0:24:35.410 --> 0:24:38.260
<v Speaker 1>Like, you're going to make two dollars a sale. It's

0:24:38.300 --> 0:24:39.120
<v Speaker 1>a foam apple.

0:24:39.420 --> 0:24:40.980
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like, hey, Apple.

0:24:43.200 --> 0:24:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Annoying word. Hey, Apple.

0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:50.260
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Apple. Apple. Why didn't they just name Siri Apple?

0:24:54.150 --> 0:24:54.550
<v Speaker 2>I love that.

0:24:54.590 --> 0:24:56.210
<v Speaker 1>Because they wanted to put a face to the name

0:24:56.230 --> 0:24:57.530
<v Speaker 1>or like a name to the voice. A face to

0:24:57.570 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 1>the name. There's no face to Siri, baby.

0:24:59.820 --> 0:25:02.379
<v Speaker 2>She's like, Jesus, she'll be anything you want her to be.

0:25:02.400 --> 0:25:06.939
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I hate you, Siri. I fucking hate you, Siri. Dude,

0:25:06.980 --> 0:25:08.500
<v Speaker 1>I do fucking hate Siri. She sucks dick.

0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Siri has always been incredibly bummed.

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Like horrible. So unhelpful.

0:25:12.460 --> 0:25:15.740
<v Speaker 2>She's never lived up to her expectations, which I can honestly,

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:17.030
<v Speaker 2>I live for that.

0:25:17.270 --> 0:25:19.870
<v Speaker 1>She kept them low. She did keep them low until recently.

0:25:20.230 --> 0:25:22.919
<v Speaker 1>She tried to rebrand herself as something she wasn't and it,

0:25:23.270 --> 0:25:25.710
<v Speaker 1>tank yeah she was anti-ai for a long time she

0:25:25.730 --> 0:25:27.409
<v Speaker 1>tried to switch it up and it was like ah

0:25:27.430 --> 0:25:30.080
<v Speaker 1>this isn't really working out yeah go back to sucking

0:25:30.420 --> 0:25:33.820
<v Speaker 1>yeah go back to sucking dick dick and balls dick

0:25:33.859 --> 0:25:36.820
<v Speaker 1>and ass what does she say oh oh talking about

0:25:36.859 --> 0:25:38.120
<v Speaker 1>sucking dick and cock.

0:25:37.900 --> 0:25:40.899
<v Speaker 3>Yes talking about that comes up every single time i'm

0:25:40.980 --> 0:25:41.760
<v Speaker 3>on this podcast.

0:25:46.350 --> 0:25:48.470
<v Speaker 2>Wow did you travel with that in your bag or

0:25:48.490 --> 0:25:50.389
<v Speaker 2>in your hand in my bag.

0:25:52.010 --> 0:25:53.770
<v Speaker 1>I did take it out on the plane. I did

0:25:53.790 --> 0:25:55.889
<v Speaker 1>take it out on the plane to show the people.

0:25:55.910 --> 0:25:59.580
<v Speaker 1>To show who? Everyone around me. They probably thought it

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:02.100
<v Speaker 1>was a bomb. You got a bomb!

0:26:03.080 --> 0:26:05.119
<v Speaker 2>Dude, did you see that guy freaking out on a

0:26:05.180 --> 0:26:09.640
<v Speaker 2>flight from Spain to Miami because he... took a gummy

0:26:09.680 --> 0:26:11.709
<v Speaker 2>that he says he doesn't know what was in it

0:26:11.830 --> 0:26:13.910
<v Speaker 2>and like he just kept saying like i'm gonna meet

0:26:13.930 --> 0:26:16.010
<v Speaker 2>god i'm gonna meet god and he was standing up

0:26:16.030 --> 0:26:18.950
<v Speaker 2>he was like help help help i did not see

0:26:18.970 --> 0:26:20.129
<v Speaker 2>that get me out of here get me out of

0:26:20.170 --> 0:26:24.109
<v Speaker 2>here um i feel like that's how druid react if

0:26:24.230 --> 0:26:29.550
<v Speaker 2>he had maybe three milligrams of an edible.

0:26:29.310 --> 0:26:33.930
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah i think anything over 1.5 would kill me right.

0:26:33.810 --> 0:26:38.110
<v Speaker 2>Now when's the last time you like years.

0:26:38.670 --> 0:26:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Years, baby. Also, I forgot that I'm wearing shorts. And

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:48.320
<v Speaker 1>you can see my nasty, gross legs. I like your legs.

0:26:48.340 --> 0:26:50.100
<v Speaker 2>That's what you thought about? You didn't think about the

0:26:50.140 --> 0:26:52.120
<v Speaker 2>fact that your fucking feet are out and it looks

0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:53.800
<v Speaker 2>like you're wearing a monitor? Don't.

0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Ugh, my feet.

0:26:57.020 --> 0:26:59.360
<v Speaker 2>They are dry as.

0:26:59.600 --> 0:27:02.899
<v Speaker 1>I'm working on... Stop!

0:27:03.260 --> 0:27:05.180
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, because they are like.

0:27:05.220 --> 0:27:07.820
<v Speaker 1>That feels too far. They're like gray. Why do you

0:27:07.859 --> 0:27:12.439
<v Speaker 1>have an ankle monitor? You're making a damn mess. Why

0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:18.560
<v Speaker 1>do you have an ankle monitor? Are you still on...

0:27:18.420 --> 0:27:22.369
<v Speaker 1>Do you still have a P.O. for that one thing? Well, yes.

0:27:22.390 --> 0:27:22.730
<v Speaker 2>A P.O.

0:27:23.200 --> 0:27:25.040
<v Speaker 1>Like a parole officer. We have not talked about that

0:27:25.060 --> 0:27:31.590
<v Speaker 1>on the episode yet, motherfucker. We'll cut this, but I

0:27:31.630 --> 0:27:34.490
<v Speaker 1>tell them it's a Fitbit Air, but it's actually like

0:27:34.530 --> 0:27:36.390
<v Speaker 1>my ankle monitor.

0:27:37.650 --> 0:27:37.750
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:27:39.530 --> 0:27:43.740
<v Speaker 1>From when I robbed the president. Oh, you stole his rubies? Yeah.

0:27:44.580 --> 0:27:49.640
<v Speaker 1>Kidnapped his daughter? When I robbed the president.

0:27:50.700 --> 0:27:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Dude remember the way the world reacted to kathy griffin

0:27:53.980 --> 0:27:56.040
<v Speaker 2>holding that fake head of trump.

0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god yes yes was.

0:27:59.260 --> 0:28:01.159
<v Speaker 2>Is it because he was elected or he was the

0:28:01.180 --> 0:28:03.490
<v Speaker 2>president already i think it was just.

0:28:03.430 --> 0:28:05.410
<v Speaker 3>Like they were like too far man like you're covered

0:28:05.450 --> 0:28:08.149
<v Speaker 3>in blood like you're saying you're gonna kill this man like.

0:28:08.369 --> 0:28:10.369
<v Speaker 1>And now what's funny about that.

0:28:10.270 --> 0:28:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Is every single tiktok comment you open about him is, like,

0:28:14.020 --> 0:28:17.060
<v Speaker 2>just praying that he dies tomorrow, hoping he dies, die, die, die.

0:28:17.080 --> 0:28:17.840
<v Speaker 1>She was a martyr.

0:28:18.140 --> 0:28:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and she got, like, the stories for that.

0:28:20.180 --> 0:28:23.439
<v Speaker 1>She's also bald. I don't know from what, though. She

0:28:23.480 --> 0:28:24.979
<v Speaker 1>may be sick. I really don't know.

0:28:25.500 --> 0:28:27.420
<v Speaker 2>Wait, is she actually bald, or is she, like, Gracie Abrams?

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.399
<v Speaker 1>No, she... No, no, no, no. She is, like, actually bald. Like,

0:28:30.420 --> 0:28:33.270
<v Speaker 1>she wears wigs. When Barbara Corcoran dies, I'm actually gonna

0:28:33.290 --> 0:28:35.110
<v Speaker 1>be sad. Baby, you're going to be sad in about

0:28:35.130 --> 0:28:37.620
<v Speaker 1>a year. Knock on wood. That's terrible. Yeah, no. I'm sorry.

0:28:37.630 --> 0:28:40.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. She is very, very old, though. She's extremely old.

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:41.820
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be really sad.

0:28:41.860 --> 0:28:44.380
<v Speaker 2>Well, her and Emma Chamberlain are being cast for Freaky

0:28:44.420 --> 0:28:45.100
<v Speaker 2>Friday 3.

0:28:45.100 --> 0:28:46.780
<v Speaker 1>Because they both have no hair?

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're going to switch. They're playing mother and daughter.

0:28:49.780 --> 0:28:51.740
<v Speaker 3>Emma, if you can hear me, I love that you

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:53.940
<v Speaker 3>have no hair, but my question is, where.

0:28:53.700 --> 0:28:56.620
<v Speaker 1>Is your hair? Where is your hair? Where is your hair?

0:28:57.080 --> 0:28:57.740
<v Speaker 1>I'm Barbara, baby.

0:28:59.860 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 3>Barbara and Emma are competing for the no hair contest.

0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:05.880
<v Speaker 2>No, is Emma Stone still in that battle? Oh yeah,

0:29:05.900 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Chapel's catching up. She got rid of a lot of it.

0:29:08.380 --> 0:29:09.540
<v Speaker 2>She showed up with a bob.

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:11.620
<v Speaker 1>She should get rid of more of it. See if

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:13.480
<v Speaker 1>she can win the competition. I'd like to see her bald.

0:29:14.510 --> 0:29:15.940
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to see you with a shiny head.

0:29:16.140 --> 0:29:17.550
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to see you with a polished head. I'd

0:29:17.570 --> 0:29:22.870
<v Speaker 1>like to see Chapel Roan bald. Chapel Roan, I want

0:29:22.910 --> 0:29:24.910
<v Speaker 1>to see you bald. Do you think she ever thought

0:29:24.950 --> 0:29:29.960
<v Speaker 1>about the fact that her name was so close to Chaperone? Chaperone? Absolutely. Chaperone.

0:29:31.180 --> 0:29:35.290
<v Speaker 2>Maybe like because she's a drag queen vibe, like that's

0:29:35.330 --> 0:29:38.480
<v Speaker 2>her whole gag. Because remember at the beginning she was like, oh,

0:29:38.490 --> 0:29:42.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm so inspired by drag queens. Maybe it's supposed to

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:45.090
<v Speaker 2>be a play on that, that it sounds like a chaperone.

0:29:45.310 --> 0:29:48.570
<v Speaker 1>I'm a chaperone. What would be your drag name?

0:29:49.750 --> 0:29:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Massive Huge Tits. But it would be spelled like Massachusetts. Wow.

0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:56.860
<v Speaker 1>Did you just think of that?

0:29:57.880 --> 0:30:02.480
<v Speaker 2>No, ever since me and Orion went to Massachusetts, I

0:30:02.540 --> 0:30:04.360
<v Speaker 2>keep thinking Massachusetts.

0:30:05.900 --> 0:30:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Drew, what would yours be? Carmen Winstead. That would be

0:30:09.260 --> 0:30:11.590
<v Speaker 1>such a bar. That would be great. Or D.D.

0:30:11.630 --> 0:30:12.270
<v Speaker 2>Megadudu.

0:30:12.310 --> 0:30:13.890
<v Speaker 1>D.D. Megadudu would be mine.

0:30:14.670 --> 0:30:16.150
<v Speaker 2>Oh, D.D. Megadudu is great.

0:30:16.170 --> 0:30:20.310
<v Speaker 1>Because RuPaul would love saying that. RuPaul would be like, D.D. Megadudu. Exactly.

0:30:20.330 --> 0:30:24.230
<v Speaker 2>D.D., Mega doo-doo.

0:30:24.550 --> 0:30:26.130
<v Speaker 1>She would love it. You're safe.

0:30:26.970 --> 0:30:29.050
<v Speaker 2>I literally, I'm thinking of the like, ding-ding.

0:30:29.450 --> 0:30:29.890
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:30.370 --> 0:30:31.850
<v Speaker 2>Ding-ding. Oh, my God.

0:30:31.870 --> 0:30:32.890
<v Speaker 1>Or isopale.

0:30:33.600 --> 0:30:33.980
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:34.340 --> 0:30:37.180
<v Speaker 1>I-S-O-P-A-L-E. Isopale. Isopale.

0:30:37.780 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of another one. There was another

0:30:39.980 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 2>one I had.

0:30:44.520 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 1>You could do massive two shits.

0:30:51.180 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Nantucket was one.

0:30:52.740 --> 0:30:54.020
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Nanny McTucket.

0:30:54.780 --> 0:30:57.900
<v Speaker 1>It's so good. Like, tuck the D. Yeah, and then, like,

0:30:57.920 --> 0:30:59.180
<v Speaker 1>almost went over my... I had to think about it

0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:00.950
<v Speaker 1>for a second. That's a really good one.

0:31:00.960 --> 0:31:01.040
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:31:01.060 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 1>You should go to school.

0:31:02.420 --> 0:31:06.830
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why all of them are in Northeastern. Yeah. Yeah,

0:31:06.900 --> 0:31:12.770
<v Speaker 2>that's my story. My drag name would be Old England.

0:31:12.790 --> 0:31:16.910
<v Speaker 1>What's yours other than Didi Megadudu? Mine would be Didi Megadudu,

0:31:17.770 --> 0:31:18.630
<v Speaker 1>Iso Pale, or.

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know. I feel like it would be

0:31:24.740 --> 0:31:25.660
<v Speaker 1>so fun to be Carmen instead.

0:31:25.680 --> 0:31:28.180
<v Speaker 2>Remember when we were really trying to convince Josie to

0:31:28.220 --> 0:31:28.880
<v Speaker 2>do drag?

0:31:29.300 --> 0:31:31.540
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Like, we were really trying to convince you. We

0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:32.840
<v Speaker 1>were dead ass, too. I can never do that shit.

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 1>I can do it one day a year. You would

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:37.460
<v Speaker 1>be so good at it, bro. The makeup. You would

0:31:37.500 --> 0:31:39.940
<v Speaker 1>win Drag Race. I'm fully confident that you would win. Oh,

0:31:39.940 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I think so, too. With the motley lot they'd be

0:31:41.300 --> 0:31:41.580
<v Speaker 1>putting on.

0:31:41.580 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 2>I think if they said, if we sent you to, like,

0:31:43.260 --> 0:31:45.380
<v Speaker 2>beauty school or something, yeah. But if we sent there

0:31:45.420 --> 0:31:47.300
<v Speaker 2>and you alone right now, like, bitch, you would get

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:50.010
<v Speaker 2>murdered in the dressing room if somebody looked over you.

0:31:50.020 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Maybe, like, to your makeup.

0:31:51.420 --> 0:31:54.150
<v Speaker 2>Because I can't even lie if I was on a

0:31:54.230 --> 0:31:56.690
<v Speaker 2>like competition show and I looked over and saw you

0:31:56.750 --> 0:31:59.030
<v Speaker 2>doing your makeup with how I imagine you would do

0:31:59.050 --> 0:32:02.310
<v Speaker 2>your makeup trying your best I'd be like oh hell

0:32:02.350 --> 0:32:04.670
<v Speaker 2>no who the fuck's that who asked her to come

0:32:04.710 --> 0:32:06.650
<v Speaker 2>yeah I'd be like whose kid is this and why

0:32:06.690 --> 0:32:08.110
<v Speaker 2>are they here because this is crazy.

0:32:08.010 --> 0:32:10.229
<v Speaker 3>Because I can't do makeup I don't have good fashion

0:32:10.280 --> 0:32:13.140
<v Speaker 3>sense I don't have so much that a drag queen

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 3>needs to have Yeah.

0:32:14.500 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Actually, that's true. I think like the character parts,

0:32:19.090 --> 0:32:22.630
<v Speaker 1>like the acting challenges you would body. Maybe I should

0:32:22.650 --> 0:32:23.250
<v Speaker 1>just be an actor.

0:32:23.510 --> 0:32:25.390
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's so crazy.

0:32:25.410 --> 0:32:26.710
<v Speaker 1>Just be a drag queen actor.

0:32:26.730 --> 0:32:31.460
<v Speaker 2>It's so crazy how like. the people... Oh, wait. I

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:36.830
<v Speaker 2>was watching a Gia Gunn. The episode she got eliminated was, like,

0:32:37.090 --> 0:32:40.550
<v Speaker 2>making me die laugh for some reason. Because who was

0:32:40.590 --> 0:32:41.570
<v Speaker 2>she supposed to do?

0:32:41.590 --> 0:32:42.870
<v Speaker 1>Oh, was it Snatch Game?

0:32:42.890 --> 0:32:45.300
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for the Snatch Game. I think she was supposed

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 2>to do Selena. And then.

0:32:47.860 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, because she speaks Spanish.

0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:50.320
<v Speaker 2>Does she?

0:32:50.620 --> 0:32:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Fluently. Oh, why did she.

0:32:52.680 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Back out of it? Drew fell asleep.

0:32:54.340 --> 0:32:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Y'all remember the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? Yes! I was

0:32:57.420 --> 0:33:00.530
<v Speaker 1>talking about this last week. Yeah, well... Maybe that's why

0:33:00.570 --> 0:33:03.110
<v Speaker 1>I thought of this, but when it was going around

0:33:05.390 --> 0:33:09.200
<v Speaker 1>and you had to, like, nominate people for it, I

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:13.420
<v Speaker 1>never got nominated. So I just lied and said I

0:33:13.460 --> 0:33:16.260
<v Speaker 1>got nominated. And I want to know how many people

0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 1>lied and said they got nominated and they actually didn't. Like,

0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:21.220
<v Speaker 1>I felt like such a loser. I was like, who's

0:33:21.260 --> 0:33:23.960
<v Speaker 1>going to nominate me? Like, is someone going to nominate me?

0:33:24.540 --> 0:33:26.460
<v Speaker 1>No one nominated me. And you didn't nominate?

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:26.540
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:33:26.880 --> 0:33:27.500
<v Speaker 1>Or when was that?

0:33:28.590 --> 0:33:32.050
<v Speaker 2>That was so long ago. That was like 2016 or something.

0:33:32.070 --> 0:33:33.790
<v Speaker 1>Y'all knew each other in 2016?

0:33:33.790 --> 0:33:33.990
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:33:34.190 --> 0:33:35.970
<v Speaker 1>I don't think any of you got nominated either.

0:33:35.990 --> 0:33:37.590
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't.

0:33:37.610 --> 0:33:40.469
<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know if anybody was like bothering with

0:33:40.490 --> 0:33:42.190
<v Speaker 3>the ice bucket challenge in your neighborhood.

0:33:43.490 --> 0:33:45.610
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think people were in your neighborhood either, though.

0:33:45.630 --> 0:33:46.570
<v Speaker 2>Was that a local thing?

0:33:46.590 --> 0:33:49.650
<v Speaker 1>It was a thing. In California, it was all the rage.

0:33:49.690 --> 0:33:51.030
<v Speaker 1>The football players were getting nominated.

0:33:51.790 --> 0:33:54.650
<v Speaker 2>Oh, what? I thought only celebrities were doing that. By

0:33:54.670 --> 0:33:56.810
<v Speaker 2>the time I got around to it, I was like, period.

0:33:56.850 --> 0:33:59.130
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to get nominated. I was like, damn, I

0:33:59.170 --> 0:33:59.870
<v Speaker 3>never got nominated.

0:34:00.270 --> 0:34:02.710
<v Speaker 1>No one nominated me. I was so excited to do it. Like,

0:34:02.790 --> 0:34:05.580
<v Speaker 1>all for the attention. I mean... All for the gram.

0:34:05.620 --> 0:34:08.700
<v Speaker 2>The attention part aside, at least you're spreading the word, girl.

0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, because that's the thing. I found out what

0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:12.790
<v Speaker 1>ALS was recently, and I was like, Whoa. Wait, you

0:34:12.810 --> 0:34:14.089
<v Speaker 1>didn't know what ALS was?

0:34:14.130 --> 0:34:14.870
<v Speaker 2>Dude, no.

0:34:14.930 --> 0:34:17.589
<v Speaker 1>It's fucking terrible. It's the worst shit ever. Just be

0:34:17.610 --> 0:34:20.330
<v Speaker 1>killing people. It's so... I only found out.

0:34:20.170 --> 0:34:23.140
<v Speaker 2>What it was like a few years ago.

0:34:23.260 --> 0:34:24.900
<v Speaker 1>Did it raise money? The ice bucket shit?

0:34:24.920 --> 0:34:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:34:25.020 --> 0:34:26.879
<v Speaker 1>Or was that just like... It raised a shit ton

0:34:26.900 --> 0:34:27.419
<v Speaker 1>of money for research.

0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:28.980
<v Speaker 2>I think a bunch of the famous people who were

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:32.870
<v Speaker 2>involved were like doing it and then... nominate or donating

0:34:32.950 --> 0:34:35.380
<v Speaker 2>or some shit. And then like the idea was to

0:34:35.410 --> 0:34:35.880
<v Speaker 2>get it out.

0:34:35.969 --> 0:34:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I actually think there was like a major breakthrough in

0:34:37.980 --> 0:34:42.200
<v Speaker 1>the research recently, but like not like curing it or anything,

0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:44.560
<v Speaker 1>but no, it's diabolical. I keep up with this guy

0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:49.580
<v Speaker 1>on Tik TOK that, um, has like, uh, been documenting

0:34:49.620 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 1>like his ALS journey. And it is so sad. It

0:34:53.900 --> 0:34:57.140
<v Speaker 1>breaks my heart. I remember somebody nominated Floyd Mayweather.

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:00.450
<v Speaker 3>I can't remember who, But he was like, you don't

0:35:00.489 --> 0:35:02.049
<v Speaker 3>have to do the Ice Bucket Challenge if you can

0:35:02.090 --> 0:35:04.390
<v Speaker 3>read a full page of a book out loud. Because

0:35:04.410 --> 0:35:06.590
<v Speaker 3>that's the whole thing with Floyd Mayweather.

0:35:06.630 --> 0:35:07.330
<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, wait.

0:35:07.330 --> 0:35:09.830
<v Speaker 1>50 Cent. Is he the one who nominated him? It

0:35:09.890 --> 0:35:11.690
<v Speaker 1>might be. Yes, it was 50 Cent. It was 50 Cent.

0:35:11.750 --> 0:35:14.330
<v Speaker 2>And there's all those Instagram videos.

0:35:14.370 --> 0:35:19.110
<v Speaker 1>Lea Michele can't read either. Who? Oh, I forgot. Lea Michele. Oh,

0:35:19.140 --> 0:35:22.380
<v Speaker 1>from Glee. We need to get her and Floyd Mayweather

0:35:22.460 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 1>to see if they can read. They're probably made for

0:35:23.620 --> 0:35:26.339
<v Speaker 1>each other. Oh, a fight? Yeah. Between the two of them? Exactly.

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:26.799
<v Speaker 1>You could be the.

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:28.940
<v Speaker 2>Referee because you're closest to the in-between.

0:35:28.980 --> 0:35:29.640
<v Speaker 1>You're like the.

0:35:29.480 --> 0:35:31.140
<v Speaker 2>Non-binary of being able to read.

0:35:31.160 --> 0:35:33.020
<v Speaker 1>Reading and not being able to read. You're just somewhere

0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:34.040
<v Speaker 1>in the middle. I can pseudo-read.

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:34.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:35:34.739 --> 0:35:36.339
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm here and Drew, like, in.

0:35:36.300 --> 0:35:39.819
<v Speaker 3>The middle of the day, say some shit to his Siri, like,

0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:42.219
<v Speaker 3>fucking speech detect, like, explain.

0:35:45.280 --> 0:35:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Come on.

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:51.460
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I forgot who I was, whose TikTok I was watching.

0:35:51.500 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I think it was, it might have been someone, like,

0:35:53.930 --> 0:35:55.890
<v Speaker 2>known or maybe it was just like a random teacher

0:35:55.910 --> 0:35:59.660
<v Speaker 2>or something but there was someone damn it's crazy how

0:35:59.700 --> 0:36:02.360
<v Speaker 2>much fucking bullshit I consumed that I can't remember a

0:36:02.460 --> 0:36:05.580
<v Speaker 2>single goddamn thing that I did consume only snippets of

0:36:05.700 --> 0:36:08.720
<v Speaker 2>it it's like inception or something like when they're trying

0:36:08.739 --> 0:36:11.049
<v Speaker 2>to find like where they're all supposed to meet and

0:36:11.090 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 2>it goes wrong What?

0:36:12.820 --> 0:36:15.700
<v Speaker 1>Is that what happens in that movie?

0:36:15.940 --> 0:36:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, because they all go to sleep individually and

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:20.340
<v Speaker 2>some of them you can end up in upside down.

0:36:20.460 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Dude, if we were tasked with that situation of like, okay,

0:36:23.020 --> 0:36:24.620
<v Speaker 3>fall asleep and meet in the same place, we got

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:25.189
<v Speaker 3>to find a place.

0:36:25.550 --> 0:36:27.609
<v Speaker 1>Bitch, we would never find each other.

0:36:27.630 --> 0:36:30.330
<v Speaker 2>We'd all end up in the Roblox keyboard game.

0:36:30.630 --> 0:36:31.330
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:36:31.610 --> 0:36:32.230
<v Speaker 2>Oh, wait.

0:36:32.270 --> 0:36:33.350
<v Speaker 1>Say the same word on three.

0:36:33.910 --> 0:36:34.129
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:36:34.310 --> 0:36:35.190
<v Speaker 1>What's the category?

0:36:35.570 --> 0:36:35.710
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

0:36:36.310 --> 0:36:40.070
<v Speaker 1>Halloween. Halloween. He's been talking about this Halloween for hours.

0:36:40.230 --> 0:36:41.290
<v Speaker 1>He's like, let's do Halloween.

0:36:41.690 --> 0:36:41.910
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:36:42.540 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Halloween? One, two, three. Pumpkin. Oh, my God. We're literally

0:36:49.100 --> 0:36:50.759
<v Speaker 1>the same person. Wait, do it again.

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:54.340
<v Speaker 2>Literally Walgreens every year when they think of what Teemu

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:56.290
<v Speaker 2>collection they're going to have down their aisle.

0:36:56.390 --> 0:37:00.969
<v Speaker 1>Pumpkin. Wait, what's the next one?

0:37:01.130 --> 0:37:04.250
<v Speaker 2>A dog. Like a dog.

0:37:04.390 --> 0:37:06.530
<v Speaker 1>No. No, that one sucks. Like a singer.

0:37:08.010 --> 0:37:08.220
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Three, two, one. Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande, Katy Perry,

0:37:12.180 --> 0:37:12.610
<v Speaker 1>and Adele.

0:37:13.230 --> 0:37:15.550
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so some of us were thinking.

0:37:15.950 --> 0:37:16.590
<v Speaker 1>Lop stars.

0:37:17.450 --> 0:37:19.710
<v Speaker 2>No, some of us were thinking of Queen. Some of

0:37:19.810 --> 0:37:20.169
<v Speaker 2>us were.

0:37:20.190 --> 0:37:22.870
<v Speaker 1>Katy Perry, you're a blop. I don't feel bad about

0:37:22.890 --> 0:37:26.550
<v Speaker 1>it either. Fuck her. She stomped on my foot. She's

0:37:26.570 --> 0:37:28.190
<v Speaker 1>stepping on that foot. She did, and she threw my

0:37:28.210 --> 0:37:28.810
<v Speaker 1>phone on the floor.

0:37:28.830 --> 0:37:29.820
<v Speaker 2>And she's always sharp blocking you.

0:37:29.930 --> 0:37:32.629
<v Speaker 3>And she called me the F word, too. I was like, baby,

0:37:32.690 --> 0:37:35.010
<v Speaker 3>you can't say that. And she's like, baby, I can.

0:37:35.030 --> 0:37:36.710
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, word, okay.

0:37:36.950 --> 0:37:39.170
<v Speaker 2>And then she called Pink, and Pink said it to

0:37:39.230 --> 0:37:40.210
<v Speaker 2>you over the phone as well.

0:37:40.830 --> 0:37:43.710
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Pink, she came out in support of Ed Sheeran.

0:37:44.090 --> 0:37:45.430
<v Speaker 2>Which is insane.

0:37:45.489 --> 0:37:47.770
<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, whoa. Pump the brake.

0:37:47.830 --> 0:37:48.730
<v Speaker 2>The cheese touch.

0:37:48.850 --> 0:37:50.129
<v Speaker 1>The cheese touch.

0:37:50.190 --> 0:37:53.350
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, bro, you do not need any more heat

0:37:53.390 --> 0:37:56.190
<v Speaker 3>right now. You already suck. And now you're coming out

0:37:56.230 --> 0:37:58.150
<v Speaker 3>here being like, he should be able to say whatever

0:37:58.190 --> 0:37:58.630
<v Speaker 3>he wants.

0:37:58.890 --> 0:38:00.110
<v Speaker 1>How is Pink famous?

0:38:00.469 --> 0:38:01.090
<v Speaker 3>She's a singer.

0:38:01.150 --> 0:38:04.650
<v Speaker 1>She's doing stadium tours, though. But think of her catalog.

0:38:04.670 --> 0:38:10.219
<v Speaker 1>I literally... You better get up and try, try, try.

0:38:10.410 --> 0:38:17.340
<v Speaker 2>Or... Every recovering meth addict on the planet. That's the

0:38:17.360 --> 0:38:19.660
<v Speaker 2>first thing they do when they get sober is go

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:20.400
<v Speaker 2>to that damn club.

0:38:20.580 --> 0:38:24.750
<v Speaker 1>Get into pink immediately. Fergie. Fergie's a recovering meth addict.

0:38:24.770 --> 0:38:25.689
<v Speaker 1>Did you know that? I didn't.

0:38:25.750 --> 0:38:27.670
<v Speaker 2>And she's got to get up and try, try, try.

0:38:27.710 --> 0:38:29.210
<v Speaker 2>That's why she was pissing herself.

0:38:30.890 --> 0:38:33.570
<v Speaker 1>Those photos of her pissing herself. That's going to be

0:38:33.610 --> 0:38:35.880
<v Speaker 1>me when I start touring next year. They're going to

0:38:35.900 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 1>be crazy ass photos of me.

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:41.180
<v Speaker 3>Because the thing is with the band, I was very restrained.

0:38:41.969 --> 0:38:45.100
<v Speaker 1>But this, there's going to be piss and shit all

0:38:45.140 --> 0:38:47.259
<v Speaker 1>over that. You're going to be eating bats on stage.

0:38:47.280 --> 0:38:49.300
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be looking like Nadia Lee Cohen on stage,

0:38:49.700 --> 0:38:51.920
<v Speaker 3>pissing all over the guitar pedals.

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:55.780
<v Speaker 1>Girl. There's going to be an explosion on stage.

0:38:56.420 --> 0:38:59.300
<v Speaker 3>I've always had the dream, actually, and tell me if

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:01.660
<v Speaker 3>this is too dark, to open the curtains at a

0:39:01.710 --> 0:39:03.390
<v Speaker 3>show and I'm hanging there.

0:39:04.680 --> 0:39:06.299
<v Speaker 1>Because I was like, bitch, that's a show they would

0:39:06.380 --> 0:39:07.500
<v Speaker 1>never fucking forget.

0:39:08.820 --> 0:39:11.280
<v Speaker 2>And then you get lower down and you like.

0:39:11.760 --> 0:39:14.500
<v Speaker 1>You're like a puppet on strings. Like you leave it

0:39:14.540 --> 0:39:16.700
<v Speaker 1>like burning. I'm not kidding. I've had that idea. I

0:39:16.739 --> 0:39:21.710
<v Speaker 1>want to be like a. Melanie Martinez. But I was

0:39:21.750 --> 0:39:22.649
<v Speaker 1>saying hanging like.

0:39:22.690 --> 0:39:26.410
<v Speaker 2>Melanie meets Martinez. That's what you just said.

0:39:26.450 --> 0:39:29.430
<v Speaker 1>Melanie Martinez middle name is meets. I didn't say that.

0:39:33.080 --> 0:39:35.300
<v Speaker 2>That i wanted to.

0:39:35.140 --> 0:39:38.700
<v Speaker 1>Take credit for that so bad but there's like a

0:39:38.680 --> 0:39:41.640
<v Speaker 1>200 000 people listening to this so i couldn't i

0:39:41.739 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 1>i was saying hanging from the neck though yeah i

0:39:44.380 --> 0:39:46.239
<v Speaker 1>think you should do that oh and y'all laughed and

0:39:46.260 --> 0:39:48.540
<v Speaker 1>you agreed Lucas says when the day I die, there's

0:39:48.560 --> 0:39:51.560
<v Speaker 1>going to be parades around the world celebrating. I'm like,

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 1>fuck you, man. You piece of shit. Fuck you.

0:39:55.700 --> 0:39:56.660
<v Speaker 2>Honestly.

0:39:56.700 --> 0:39:57.540
<v Speaker 1>Go send him some hate.

0:39:57.580 --> 0:39:59.339
<v Speaker 3>His ad on Instagram is boys rule. Go send him

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:01.320
<v Speaker 3>a bunch of fucking hate. Did you ever take an

0:40:01.390 --> 0:40:02.259
<v Speaker 3>am I gay test, Drew?

0:40:03.050 --> 0:40:06.570
<v Speaker 1>Oh, bitch, yes. Me too. Did you get gay? Of course.

0:40:06.650 --> 0:40:10.029
<v Speaker 1>Were you like, oh, fuck. If you are taking an

0:40:10.250 --> 0:40:13.930
<v Speaker 1>am I gay test, you're gay, bro. I took the

0:40:13.950 --> 0:40:16.050
<v Speaker 1>test a lot. If you have an am I gay

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:20.580
<v Speaker 1>ad on your computer, you're gay, bro. And you can

0:40:20.660 --> 0:40:24.800
<v Speaker 1>sit there on the Kinsey test and fucking lie because, baby,

0:40:25.060 --> 0:40:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the first time I took it, I lied my ass off.

0:40:27.980 --> 0:40:29.799
<v Speaker 1>And then I saw the results and I was like,

0:40:30.310 --> 0:40:32.140
<v Speaker 1>thank god i'm not gay and it gave me like

0:40:32.180 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of like relief and then like a

0:40:35.719 --> 0:40:37.460
<v Speaker 1>few months later i was like brave enough and i

0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:38.640
<v Speaker 1>took it and i was like you know i'm gonna

0:40:38.739 --> 0:40:41.819
<v Speaker 1>answer as truthfully as possible bitch i still lied and

0:40:41.860 --> 0:40:43.000
<v Speaker 1>i was gay as fuck.

0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:48.610
<v Speaker 3>I was gay as was gay as fuck look at

0:40:48.630 --> 0:40:50.430
<v Speaker 3>you know in your little shorts you don't want to touch.

0:40:50.270 --> 0:40:52.450
<v Speaker 1>Me oh you don't want to touch i've got gay

0:40:52.469 --> 0:40:53.730
<v Speaker 1>i've got gay all over me.

0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:57.180
<v Speaker 2>I have gay penis all over me.

0:40:57.200 --> 0:40:58.900
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I get

0:40:58.940 --> 0:41:00.900
<v Speaker 1>a cock? Oh, y'all only have penis?

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:06.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, wait, wait, wait. At Lucas's birthday, Drew so badly

0:41:06.780 --> 0:41:09.969
<v Speaker 2>was like, um, but I think this was the issue

0:41:10.030 --> 0:41:11.720
<v Speaker 2>is you tried to prep us last time.

0:41:11.739 --> 0:41:16.450
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't prep. I didn't prep. Josh prepped. I

0:41:16.489 --> 0:41:17.830
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to say anything.

0:41:17.870 --> 0:41:20.450
<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, Josh fucking drove me to the bathroom and

0:41:20.469 --> 0:41:22.450
<v Speaker 3>Josh was like, dude, Drew's going to say this thing

0:41:22.469 --> 0:41:22.790
<v Speaker 3>to the waiter.

0:41:22.810 --> 0:41:24.509
<v Speaker 1>You guys have to convince him not to. And he's

0:41:24.530 --> 0:41:25.700
<v Speaker 1>asking me to film it. I can't do it. I

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:28.340
<v Speaker 1>can't do it. Not again. Because he's so hung up

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:29.839
<v Speaker 1>on the domestic beer thing. I'm like, girl.

0:41:30.650 --> 0:41:33.190
<v Speaker 2>I know that was like I mean that's why Josh

0:41:33.270 --> 0:41:36.870
<v Speaker 2>actually hasn't been on the podcast because of the domestic.

0:41:36.310 --> 0:41:40.319
<v Speaker 3>Beer incident and now he's bringing it up again he's

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:41.050
<v Speaker 3>not having.

0:41:40.820 --> 0:41:45.939
<v Speaker 2>Domestic beer like honestly me because I didn't think about

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<v Speaker 2>that until you pointed it out and.

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<v Speaker 1>Even then I was like what's wrong.

0:41:49.739 --> 0:41:52.400
<v Speaker 2>With that also like I'm sorry I don't understand what

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<v Speaker 2>does that mean like it's from the US like domestic

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<v Speaker 2>beer Yeah, domestic beer. Is it from a year? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what it is?

0:42:00.910 --> 0:42:01.989
<v Speaker 1>Who the fuck is drinking beer?

0:42:02.030 --> 0:42:04.170
<v Speaker 2>Like, you can't get a Corona. A Corona wouldn't land

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<v Speaker 2>under domestic.

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<v Speaker 1>Beer, would it? What was I going to ask him?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even remember. Do y'all remember what I was

0:42:09.590 --> 0:42:12.430
<v Speaker 1>going to ask the new waiter? Oh, dude, I don't

0:42:12.489 --> 0:42:13.410
<v Speaker 1>know what it was.

0:42:13.650 --> 0:42:16.890
<v Speaker 3>It was something to do with, like, it wasn't Spider-

0:42:16.930 --> 0:42:18.780
<v Speaker 3>It was something to do with the Odyssey, I think.

0:42:19.080 --> 0:42:22.500
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yes, yes. It was, can I get the Odyssey burger?

0:42:22.580 --> 0:42:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Hold the siren sauce.

0:42:24.800 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Girl.

0:42:27.330 --> 0:42:29.430
<v Speaker 1>Can I get the Odyssey burger, hold the siren sauce?

0:42:29.450 --> 0:42:31.710
<v Speaker 3>Can I get the 49ers burger with the Peyton Manning

0:42:31.750 --> 0:42:34.930
<v Speaker 3>sauce on the side, please? Lucas does the best ones

0:42:34.989 --> 0:42:36.870
<v Speaker 3>of those. He does them really good.

0:42:36.969 --> 0:42:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Like making up random combinations?

0:42:39.620 --> 0:42:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's very good at it. If there was a

0:42:41.460 --> 0:42:45.220
<v Speaker 1>job for that, he'd be the highest paid person. person

0:42:45.380 --> 0:42:47.459
<v Speaker 1>actor but basically and you were saying i was gonna

0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:50.480
<v Speaker 1>ask i was gonna do it to the waiter at

0:42:50.520 --> 0:42:53.320
<v Speaker 1>red robin but i went to the bathroom right before

0:42:53.380 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 1>and josh freaked out and panicked and told them so

0:42:56.239 --> 0:42:57.279
<v Speaker 1>when i went like a.

0:42:57.300 --> 0:43:00.370
<v Speaker 2>Virus through that table everybody was like no no.

0:43:00.489 --> 0:43:02.370
<v Speaker 1>Yeah and so when it came around i was like

0:43:02.770 --> 0:43:07.170
<v Speaker 1>oh they hate me they hate they know.

0:43:07.310 --> 0:43:10.250
<v Speaker 2>They know they know they know they.

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<v Speaker 1>Know How are they going to know? No one's going

0:43:14.050 --> 0:43:15.860
<v Speaker 1>to know. No one's going to know. No one's going

0:43:15.880 --> 0:43:16.069
<v Speaker 1>to know.

0:43:16.110 --> 0:43:16.600
<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, wait.

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:18.140
<v Speaker 1>You've been scrolling.

0:43:18.260 --> 0:43:22.600
<v Speaker 3>Hey, it looks like you're scrolling instead of sleeping again.

0:43:22.900 --> 0:43:26.540
<v Speaker 3>Shut the fuck up. Get off my fucking phone. I'm

0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.680
<v Speaker 3>going to scroll as much as I fucking want to scroll.

0:43:29.820 --> 0:43:30.359
<v Speaker 1>That drives me crazy.

0:43:30.380 --> 0:43:30.660
<v Speaker 2>I blocked it.

0:43:30.660 --> 0:43:32.819
<v Speaker 1>You want to see something crazy in you? I'll show

0:43:32.860 --> 0:43:37.140
<v Speaker 1>you after, Joe. Farting a bunch.

0:43:38.900 --> 0:43:41.319
<v Speaker 3>This room makes me fart. I think because I hold

0:43:41.340 --> 0:43:43.839
<v Speaker 3>them in. That makes me want to part more.

0:43:44.140 --> 0:43:44.740
<v Speaker 1>Being sick.

0:43:49.650 --> 0:43:53.190
<v Speaker 2>What is that? 15 hour screen time. Two days in

0:43:53.230 --> 0:43:53.569
<v Speaker 2>a row.

0:43:53.630 --> 0:43:56.810
<v Speaker 1>Drew! And he said being sick.

0:43:56.950 --> 0:44:04.370
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you know what happens. Oh, you know how it goes. Oh!

0:44:04.590 --> 0:44:07.690
<v Speaker 2>In 48 hours, out of those 48 hours, 30 of

0:44:07.770 --> 0:44:09.210
<v Speaker 2>them were.

0:44:08.830 --> 0:44:13.069
<v Speaker 1>Spent on your phone. I slept for like eight hours

0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:13.840
<v Speaker 1>a night too.

0:44:14.460 --> 0:44:19.260
<v Speaker 3>So realistically, almost every waking moment of your day was

0:44:20.060 --> 0:44:21.060
<v Speaker 3>on that damn phone.

0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:23.200
<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy is I remember, I think I

0:44:23.219 --> 0:44:24.900
<v Speaker 2>might have said it on the podcast, but recently I

0:44:24.900 --> 0:44:27.819
<v Speaker 2>had a day that felt like my screen time was

0:44:27.860 --> 0:44:30.390
<v Speaker 2>going to be like in the double digits and it was...

0:44:31.390 --> 0:44:33.350
<v Speaker 2>It had just barely like I don't even think it

0:44:33.390 --> 0:44:35.109
<v Speaker 2>got to nine. It was like eight hours and like

0:44:35.110 --> 0:44:37.370
<v Speaker 2>15 minutes. And I said that to someone and they

0:44:37.390 --> 0:44:40.810
<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, my God, that's awful. And I was like, what? No,

0:44:40.950 --> 0:44:45.350
<v Speaker 2>it's not 12. So it's not bad. But 15 hours

0:44:45.450 --> 0:44:46.469
<v Speaker 2>is still insane.

0:44:46.630 --> 0:44:49.330
<v Speaker 1>Is 15 my record? Or did I get 16 before?

0:44:49.350 --> 0:44:50.669
<v Speaker 1>Did I do 18? Oh, bitch. I have a lot

0:44:50.710 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 1>to say. what's hers what's hers 1655 no she played

0:45:03.160 --> 0:45:05.739
<v Speaker 1>in my face this entire time okay this is.

0:45:05.700 --> 0:45:10.049
<v Speaker 2>Not fair it's counting my time of watching hacks i

0:45:10.070 --> 0:45:12.110
<v Speaker 2>don't care since i was watching it on my ipad

0:45:12.130 --> 0:45:15.650
<v Speaker 2>at one point mine counts but i was on tiktok

0:45:15.670 --> 0:45:19.509
<v Speaker 2>for six hours mine's seven hours That's good. Okay, but

0:45:19.550 --> 0:45:24.500
<v Speaker 2>I was on archive.org for 46 minutes. Like, I'm learning shit.

0:45:24.560 --> 0:45:27.560
<v Speaker 2>I took a minute to learn and digest the news

0:45:27.620 --> 0:45:28.460
<v Speaker 2>and the media.

0:45:28.880 --> 0:45:29.540
<v Speaker 1>The last thing.

0:45:29.560 --> 0:45:32.899
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. First pickup, 6.47 a.m. I got right

0:45:32.940 --> 0:45:35.490
<v Speaker 2>to work. I got right to fucking work.

0:45:35.950 --> 0:45:40.870
<v Speaker 1>Period. Okay. Drew's comedy.

0:45:40.890 --> 0:45:44.250
<v Speaker 2>What? What a treat. It's been so long.

0:45:45.910 --> 0:45:46.969
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

0:45:47.080 --> 0:45:47.520
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:45:47.540 --> 0:45:47.620
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:45:47.820 --> 0:45:50.460
<v Speaker 1>Are you all right or are you all left?

0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:51.660
<v Speaker 2>Girl.

0:45:52.200 --> 0:45:52.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm prolapsing.

0:45:56.560 --> 0:45:59.219
<v Speaker 1>My prolapse is so big it looks like a grapefruit.

0:45:59.380 --> 0:46:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I hope no one pops it.

0:46:02.500 --> 0:46:04.969
<v Speaker 2>You don't pop a grapefruit.

0:46:04.989 --> 0:46:11.130
<v Speaker 1>I want to pump Trump. Who's writing this shit? I

0:46:11.170 --> 0:46:14.870
<v Speaker 1>want to start doing OnlyFans just to show a different

0:46:14.910 --> 0:46:17.319
<v Speaker 1>side of myself. I hope it pays off for me

0:46:17.380 --> 0:46:24.040
<v Speaker 1>this times. As long as I live, I will love Inya.

0:46:24.680 --> 0:46:29.440
<v Speaker 1>But she does stink like a dumpster outside a fish factory.

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:34.500
<v Speaker 1>Thank you and good night, New York. Do y'all want

0:46:34.540 --> 0:46:39.419
<v Speaker 1>an encore? Yes, one more joke, please. I hear about

0:46:39.460 --> 0:46:42.260
<v Speaker 1>the new folding iPhone. If I break it in half,

0:46:42.380 --> 0:46:43.359
<v Speaker 1>is it half off?

0:46:43.820 --> 0:46:49.090
<v Speaker 3>Dude, that was good.

0:46:49.110 --> 0:46:50.450
<v Speaker 2>That was a great set.

0:46:50.510 --> 0:46:52.690
<v Speaker 1>Who wrote that? Who's writing that shit?

0:46:52.710 --> 0:46:55.450
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, if I was drunk and there was a world

0:46:55.469 --> 0:46:57.810
<v Speaker 2>where I was passing a comedy club and I heard

0:46:57.850 --> 0:46:59.710
<v Speaker 2>some of that and they were like, oh, it's $ 5

0:46:59.670 --> 0:47:01.600
<v Speaker 2>to get in, I would pay $ 5 to receive that.

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:03.180
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if I heard that iPhone joke, I'd.

0:47:03.140 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 3>Be like, okay i gotta hear what's going on so

0:47:07.760 --> 0:47:09.660
<v Speaker 3>you pay the five dollars just to walk in and

0:47:09.700 --> 0:47:11.279
<v Speaker 3>realize that was the last.

0:47:11.030 --> 0:47:15.410
<v Speaker 1>Joke wow tune in next week for when you hear

0:47:15.450 --> 0:47:20.840
<v Speaker 1>me um talk about uh saving two young women's life

0:47:21.760 --> 0:47:24.399
<v Speaker 1>oh my god saving two young women he actually did

0:47:24.420 --> 0:47:27.279
<v Speaker 1>i did i'm not even kidding oh I'll tell you after,

0:47:27.340 --> 0:47:28.580
<v Speaker 1>but they're going to learn next week.

0:47:28.640 --> 0:47:29.670
<v Speaker 2>You want to just say it now or are you.

0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel good enough to be silly about it.

0:47:32.060 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, guys, this episode's a bit short. Drew's sick, and

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:36.939
<v Speaker 2>he's definitely going to get Josie and I sick.

0:47:37.040 --> 0:47:39.420
<v Speaker 1>Don't say that shit, man.

0:47:39.480 --> 0:47:43.040
<v Speaker 3>He's been having cold sweats the whole fucking episode. It

0:47:43.100 --> 0:47:45.040
<v Speaker 3>is sad to see you sick, Drew. I don't like it.

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:51.590
<v Speaker 1>It's okay. I'll survive. What's your media? I started watching 9-1-1,

0:47:51.910 --> 0:48:02.980
<v Speaker 1>the show about the asteroids hitting New York City. It's

0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:04.880
<v Speaker 1>pretty good. It's an ER show, right? Or like an

0:48:04.960 --> 0:48:06.820
<v Speaker 1>ambulance show? It's like a cop show.

0:48:06.980 --> 0:48:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I started.

0:48:07.900 --> 0:48:08.799
<v Speaker 1>But yes, ambulance too.

0:48:09.120 --> 0:48:12.219
<v Speaker 2>I started The Pit and I watched like maybe I

0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:17.520
<v Speaker 2>binged like four episodes and then decided that that show...

0:48:17.930 --> 0:48:20.370
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's great in it, but fuck that show because that

0:48:20.410 --> 0:48:24.170
<v Speaker 2>show just feels like shit to watch. I'm just anxious

0:48:24.210 --> 0:48:28.060
<v Speaker 2>the whole time. I'm fucking sweating. I'm worried about who's

0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:28.960
<v Speaker 2>going to die.

0:48:29.239 --> 0:48:31.700
<v Speaker 1>I started it one night while you were asleep in

0:48:31.739 --> 0:48:35.820
<v Speaker 1>my bed. And it was this girl getting her leg

0:48:35.900 --> 0:48:39.020
<v Speaker 1>cut off or something, screaming loud as fuck. And you

0:48:39.100 --> 0:48:41.180
<v Speaker 1>woke up and you were like, can you turn.

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:41.620
<v Speaker 2>That shit off?

0:48:41.640 --> 0:48:44.859
<v Speaker 1>What is that fucking screaming? And I never watched the

0:48:44.930 --> 0:48:45.469
<v Speaker 1>show again.

0:48:46.930 --> 0:48:49.750
<v Speaker 2>No, I guess, like, honestly, that reaction makes sense because

0:48:49.810 --> 0:48:51.589
<v Speaker 2>I then tried to watch it because I've heard it's good.

0:48:51.630 --> 0:48:54.450
<v Speaker 2>Everyone in it is great. It's a good show, but

0:48:54.469 --> 0:48:55.890
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, my gosh.

0:48:57.260 --> 0:48:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Nurse Jackie's better. Oh, Nurse Jackie's the shit.

0:48:59.260 --> 0:49:00.340
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God, Nurse Jackie.

0:49:00.380 --> 0:49:03.550
<v Speaker 1>Yo, Primetime wasn't that good. Sorry.

0:49:03.570 --> 0:49:04.070
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to.

0:49:04.160 --> 0:49:06.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably. It was like, wait until it goes to DVD, baby.

0:49:06.800 --> 0:49:09.319
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a plane. There's some movies that are made

0:49:09.360 --> 0:49:11.460
<v Speaker 2>for me to watch on the plane. And that's always been.

0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:12.219
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is a plane movie.

0:49:12.239 --> 0:49:14.090
<v Speaker 2>That was always going to be a plane movie. Yeah.

0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:17.390
<v Speaker 1>Resident Evil was really honestly most of a 24 movies

0:49:17.710 --> 0:49:18.930
<v Speaker 1>are plane movies.

0:49:18.690 --> 0:49:24.110
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they have amazing hits but most of the pitches.

0:49:23.810 --> 0:49:26.670
<v Speaker 3>Are like the filler movie I mean yeah they have

0:49:26.690 --> 0:49:29.350
<v Speaker 3>like her that's not a bad thing I know cuz oh.

0:49:29.550 --> 0:49:31.890
<v Speaker 1>Well Drew be watching moonlight and Lala or what did

0:49:31.930 --> 0:49:35.180
<v Speaker 1>you watch the Great Gatsby and moonlight the gayest flight

0:49:35.260 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 1>of all time and then.

0:49:37.040 --> 0:49:41.170
<v Speaker 2>On the flight back home he watched cabaret It's Rocky

0:49:41.210 --> 0:49:42.250
<v Speaker 2>Horror Picture Show.

0:49:43.870 --> 0:49:47.890
<v Speaker 1>I love that, Drew. In Chicago. Immerse yourself in your culture. Yes.

0:49:48.140 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Thank you. My media is 911 and Dr. Insanity. Ooh, Dr. Insanity.

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:01.980
<v Speaker 1>What is that? The YouTube crime guy.

0:50:02.000 --> 0:50:02.070
<v Speaker 2>Ooh.

0:50:04.700 --> 0:50:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Also, Mr. Ballin's pretty good, too.

0:50:06.410 --> 0:50:06.529
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Mr.

0:50:06.530 --> 0:50:06.730
<v Speaker 1>Beast. Mr.

0:50:06.750 --> 0:50:12.290
<v Speaker 2>Beast. My media of the week is I started Hacks.

0:50:13.730 --> 0:50:18.480
<v Speaker 2>I finished Margo's Got Money Troubles. I really liked that.

0:50:20.320 --> 0:50:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Hacks is awesome, duh, but everybody knows that I'm late.

0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:27.439
<v Speaker 2>And that's it. I haven't been listening to anything. Still

0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:34.480
<v Speaker 2>just listening to Olivia Rodrigo's album. That girl can sing.

0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:36.400
<v Speaker 1>For real. She can write a fucking song, too.

0:50:36.420 --> 0:50:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Has anybody heard her?

0:50:37.480 --> 0:50:38.450
<v Speaker 1>Well, my media is.

0:50:39.400 --> 0:50:44.220
<v Speaker 3>on wednesday night uh that's actually tomorrow so you can

0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:47.300
<v Speaker 3>go and watch this there is a shark tank episode

0:50:47.340 --> 0:50:52.170
<v Speaker 3>season premiere and mr beast is the guest investor wow

0:50:52.290 --> 0:50:57.370
<v Speaker 3>he is yeah i'm not kidding that's my media that

0:50:57.510 --> 0:51:00.310
<v Speaker 3>and um miniskirt by aoa.

0:50:59.850 --> 0:51:05.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a great song Okay, thank you guys for tuning in. Bye. Sorry,

0:51:05.390 --> 0:51:07.330
<v Speaker 1>I've been wanting to end this episode for like 30 minutes.

0:51:07.390 --> 0:51:09.089
<v Speaker 3>I know, you've been rocking back and forth like that

0:51:09.130 --> 0:51:11.730
<v Speaker 3>video of Beyonce where they sped it up and she's

0:51:11.770 --> 0:51:12.330
<v Speaker 3>rocking there.

0:51:12.210 --> 0:51:16.870
<v Speaker 1>Like, what do you think's wrong with her? That's you. Bye, guys.

0:51:40.719 --> 0:51:41.020
<v Speaker 1>Thank you.