WEBVTT - I'm A Star Bottom w/ Willam 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.840 So I guess the question is, can you go to 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:03.840 your friend's orgy if you never hooked up with them? 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:05.480 Yes, of course that's a great spot to do it. 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:07.680 And when you get there, just check in with the 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:11.840 cum dumb concierge and concierge. Oh, every orgy has a 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:17.360 good cum dumb concierge. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.599 You know what. This is a safe space to talk 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.960 about relationships, love and sex. Now, let me tell you 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:28.440 something messy. I went to lunch with one of my friends. 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.760 If you listen to the Subsect Live, which happens on 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.960 Monday nights, messy Monday that night. I told this story 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:36.880 this past Monday, which is that my friend and I 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:38.360 were having lunch and then she she was telling me 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:40.640 that she went to you know, like a gay party, 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:44.840 gay dance floor party, and she walked by two people fucking, 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.400 and you know, she like wasn't really thrown by it. 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.400 You know, the boys are gonna fuck on the dance floor. 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:51.880 It is what it is. But then she said, moments later, 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:57.200 all of a sudden, she smelled shit. Sorry for those 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.200 of you who might be squamish. Right now, we'll call 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:03.840 it booboo so it feels more more relatable. So she 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.959 smelled boo boo, and she looked over and no one 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:14.360 was reacting because the gays are esty, the gays are 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:16.560 used to it. But here's what I'll say, I am not. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:20.119 I have also fucked on the dance floor, been fucked 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.640 on the dance floor, and I think it's a lovely, beautiful, 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:25.400 romantic thing to do to have sex on the dance floor. Obviously, 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.200 give you know, the right context, like, don't fuck on 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.520 the dance floor. It like I don't know somebody's baby shower, 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:34.040 but uh, oh god, here's somebody's wedding. That'd be a 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.200 wild unless you know that's the vibe of the wedding. 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.480 But you know, like at like a queer dance party, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.360 you know, after midnight, you know, one pm, two am, 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.440 three am. Yeah, fuck on the dance floor, but you 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:48.320 must you have to know that you are clear to 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.840 do that. You know what I'm saying. And the water 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:54.760 was clear, you know what I'm saying. I would never 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.840 risk fucking on the dance floor if there was even 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.640 the semblance of a gurgle in my stomach, Do you 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.280 know what I'm saying. If I felt just even the 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:07.040 slightest gurgle, in my stomach. We are not fucking on 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.519 the dance floor. We got a fuck in a private 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:13.639 place because nobody booboo out of water. Let's talk about it. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.560 The water in the toilet is doing a lot of 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.519 important work, and I don't think we appreciate that enough. 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.200 We just be flushing and be grateful. But y'all, that 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:27.119 water in the toilet is doing God's work because booboo 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.120 outside of the toilet, like human boo boo, right, like 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:32.080 my dog poops and it ain't that bad, Like I 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.600 cleaned up, you know, with the with the poopy bag whatnot. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:37.440 It's not crazy. It's and also this evening outside, but 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:41.920 human boo boo, human boo boo. Those of you who 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:45.360 have babies, human boo outside of the that shit is 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.280 it don't smell right, So you really have to know 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:51.240 before you ho is what I'm saying. If you are 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.880 going to fuck on the dance floor and you took 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.160 some substances that might rupture your stomach, you want to 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.600 have that ammodium. You know what I'm saying, Which the 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.399 doctor that's probably telling you not to take that emodium. 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.200 But I'm gonna just tell you from a from a 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.920 from a gay dance floor, fucking on the dance standpoint, 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.639 put that amodium in your body. You don't make sure 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:12.280 that just a little extra uh extra what's the word 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.079 I'm looking for? I hate when I can't find my word. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:19.760 It's a little extra security, extra security, extra booboo security. Okay, 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.400 is that a little amodium? If you have a little gas, 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:24.720 that's happening, A little gas X helping you rid of 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.200 some of that gas. But don't just be fucking on 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:32.480 the dance floor and not knowing. If you listen, shit happens, 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.280 but it doesn't have to happen on the dance floor. 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.200 Maybe that's what I'm trying to say. By the way, 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.720 welcome to the show. This is telling me something messy. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.000 I'm your host, Brandon call goodness. Some people call me 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:43.720 messy mom, but you could call me booboo security because 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:47.160 I'm gonna make sure that boo boo stays secure inside 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.560 of your colon where it belongs, or the toilet bowl 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.440 unless it's your kink, in which case you know, go off. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.880 Can I tell you about that time and Amsterdam somebody 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:57.680 wanted me to shit on them, but like we didn't 0:03:57.720 --> 0:03:59.360 talk about it beforehand. I might have told you all this, 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:00.960 but whatever I was. I'm like a year and a 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.080 half ago, and I met up with this guy like 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.400 like at six in the morning. Obviously I was coming 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.160 from out and it was supposed to be just like 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:10.080 a hookup situation. One red flag was there was already 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.880 a second person there, which I didn't know about, so 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.160 that was it should be a flag. But like, the 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:15.760 second person was cool, so I was like, all right, cool, 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.479 we cool. And then the dude who invited both of 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:21.239 us wanted me to shit on him. That's not happening. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.200 Then he just wanted to to fuck me, even though 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.880 I wasn't douche. I said, that's not happening. Then he 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.040 wanted me to fuck him, and he wasn't douche. I 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:33.880 said that's not happening, and so we we compromised, and 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:39.359 I pissed on him. It was the first time I 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.479 peed in his mouth. It was the first time that 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:43.680 I ever peed on somebody, because I'm usually pea shy, 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.680 but it was six am and my bladder was like, 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.200 get this out of me. And so we went to 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.720 the shower and I peed into his mouth and I 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.000 peeed too fast, almost choked him out, and so because 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:55.800 I'd never done it, He's like, you have to go slower, 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.600 and so I went slower. But I don't know why. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:03.080 I'm totally oh because boob secure. Yeah, my boo boo 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:07.159 stays inside me or in the colon or in twillow bowl. 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:09.000 It's just not I just won't be putting that on 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:13.560 another person, not on purpose. Okay, I don't know how 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:17.320 to seguay out of this ring that doorbell. Maybe you 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:18.920 know what that means. It is time for our guest. 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:20.880 Now while they get situated and before we get our 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:23.520 messy Kikey started, let me remind you that we are 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:26.120 trying to get to two hundred and sixty ratings and 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:29.120 reviews by the end of the month. So give me 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:31.760 a favor and rate review and subscribe to this podcast 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.240 wherever you get your podcast. It really helps the show. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:36.120 And you know, when you write your review, it don't 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.320 have to be long. It could just be I love 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:40.800 the show, I love Brandon Messy, his life, whatever it is. 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:44.000 And give us this five star review. Honey. Okay, it 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:46.960 really really really does help the show out. Okay, now 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:50.600 for our home manifestel, grant me the serenity to unpack 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.880 my shame, the courage to heal, the wisdom to know 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:57.800 that sex is not about penetration, the audacity to advocate 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.279 for my pleasure and boundaries, to not call my ex 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:04.240 that fuck boy, fuck girl, or fuck they, for it 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.520 is better to masturbabe by myself in peace than to 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.360 let someone play in my motherfucking face. Let the hommunity 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:16.440 say ho helujah. I am so excited to have Willem 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.960 on the show. Willielm is an actor, podcaster, author, and 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:24.279 we wearing YouTuber who wrote the bottoming national anthem this 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.719 boy is a botom. I love that song. After being 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.560 disqualified on RuPaul's Drag Race a decade plus ago. Willelm 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.800 lost two Emmys for his work on Netflix's East Siders, 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.680 but at least his album Shortest Street in Motion debut 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.760 at number one on the Billboard Comedy Chart. Watch the 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.640 rise and fall of his second girl group in Access 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:47.479 All Areas, The AAA Girls documentary, now available on out 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:51.839 TV and Apple, also the home of williem Show's iconic 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:57.479 Justice and Fucking Smart. Please welcome to the show, Willem. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:03.599 Hi elam hi. I'm sorry You're finally here. This is 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.719 so exciting. Okay, before we get into it, let me 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.920 give you our messy mandates, which I should know, my heart. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:10.880 But here we go. Things get to be on process. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.640 Any thoughts or opinions shared have the right to shift, change, 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.800 evolve today, tomorrow, ten years from now. And if during 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.960 the kigi something feels too personal or unintentionally offends, we 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.440 use to say for it, give me some love again 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.160 today foosball or some a love. A guess which gives 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.600 us a chance to pause and address or pivot accordingly. 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:29.040 Sound good? 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:29.640 Sounds great? 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:31.040 Shall we do a lube breaker? 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:31.520 Hit me? 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:32.920 Okay? I love it? Okay, well, bitch. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.520 I was at this club in Lancaster talk Club Expose 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:39.720 this weekend with the girls, and they had mint chocolate 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.520 chip flavored lube in the vending machine by the Funians 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:47.040 and the Dorito Wait, mint chocolate flavored mint chocolate chip, 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:48.520 strawberry peaches. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.160 Why would I want that in my lube? Have you? 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:52.800 I don't know, I don't but you said lube and 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:56.680 I was like, let me tell you, yes, the blue breaker. 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.640 The blue breaker, the chocolate mint chocolate chip lube would 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:01.680 be I guess do you put it? 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.280 Maybe doing girl Scout cookie season. 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:06.680 That's it. That's the only time you want it. I'm 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:11.600 just going you want this thin mint? Okay? I hate them, 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.720 I hate them all right? Shall we play a smash 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:15.239 or pass? 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:15.640 Yes? 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:20.480 Okay, smash or pass? Very simple orgies, smash smash. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:24.000 What is the biggest passed me around? 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:27.320 What is the biggest orgy you've been to? 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:28.160 Oh? 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:29.920 Probably like sixty people. 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:30.720 Sixty people. 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:32.560 Yeah, we were in fucking all of them. I was 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:33.280 only fucking two people. 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:35.360 Okay, got you, got cha? But the vibes were you 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:36.840 in a house? Was it outside? 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:39.240 Was it was not a leash? 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:39.880 Yeah? It was. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:43.760 It was by area. It's just cauture runway leash. It's 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:44.360 so cute. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:48.160 It's like leather with like all these studs and stones alternating, 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:49.319 and then it goes down to the wrist. 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:52.280 It's got a wristlet. Yeah. And I was just like, 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:53.360 don't get lub on. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.120 This belase, do not get your chocolate. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:00.480 It's run It was runway. Wow the orgy. I gave 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:02.199 it to money. I wore the squirt shoes. 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:03.720 You were serving. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:04.000 See. 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:05.719 I've always afraid at those parties they're gonna mess it 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.680 up and if they spill, you know, if they spill 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:09.400 a drink or something on my shoes, I get very upset. 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:12.920 So I have I have shoes and wear for oh yes, 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.840 you know, for the bloody of it. So, but of 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:17.640 course smash your past being fingered. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:19.760 It depends on the finger. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.320 Tell me what's the what's the finger? That's divine? 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:26.320 If they're looking for something like, no, what are you 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:27.240 doing now? 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:28.079 They're searching? 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:30.800 Get what do you try it? 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:32.559 But what do you think it's going on down there, 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.720 that there's some secret latch of doors gonna pop open? 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.920 I'm with you, No, you need to know what you're doing. 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.920 And if it's an addition to a tongue and something else, 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:41.199 definitely smash. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:44.400 But yeah, no, and nails count. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.480 I'm like, cut it off. What are we talking about. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.120 We're not fingering on left, we got that. It's crazy 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:51.920 trying to slice up your gut. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.560 No, and don't be trying to put your thumb in 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:54.800 just because you got four fingers in. 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:56.440 That is a whole nother question. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.560 That is that is team Yeah, I tell your friend 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.240 has to get out before you put you another hand in. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:05.040 But yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not trying to get double fisted. 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.840 No, but bit I was in doubt. 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:13.280 Never smash for past being jerked off with feet if I. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:15.319 Do it or they oh so I'll say smash, smash. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:16.719 I'm not gonna u somebody' jump. Yeah. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.240 Yeah, yeah, I love it. I've never had my feet 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.680 jerked my dick jerked off with feet, but I would 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:22.120 be into it. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.920 I think I definitely got to fucked once because I 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.400 thought a guy was I was blindfolded and gagged on 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.839 the floor and I thought a guy was raw dogging me. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.320 And this was before PREP, like two thousand and maybe six, 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.800 and I'm like, no undos again, and I was like, 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.200 that's not cool. We talked about condoms. Yeah, I felt 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.720 skin and it was like obviously inside me. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:44.280 He's like, that was my big toe, you pig. And 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.800 I was like, okay, okay, perceived. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:52.200 Yeah, tones were fine, it was just the big toe. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.160 It was a big well. I felt like a big dickhead, 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.520 you know. Yeah, And I was like, this is in me. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.960 I was like, I wanted this was when you wore condoms. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.400 It was drilled in two thousands before some of you 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:02.880 were born. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:06.920 Yeah, so that was. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.040 I've never fucked with a big toe. Would I let 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:10.360 a big to inside of me? Would you let a 0:11:10.360 --> 0:11:11.319 big to inside you again? 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.440 Would I own a house? Or would I on a mouse? Yeah? 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:16.280 I'm down, I'm down. 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:21.920 You won the game. You won the game. Congratulations you 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.800 and my unconditional love as you well know, and you 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.920 already had it, so all right. If y'all have submissions, 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.720 you can email me tell me something messy at gmail 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.120 dot com. Speaking of which, Willa, can you tell me 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:32.720 something messy? 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.560 I can tell you a lot of things messy. My 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.320 favorite messy story is because this happens to everybody. Yeah, 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:42.360 everybody poops. It was a sexy time and like there 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.719 were like more than three lesson six people in the 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:48.600 room and someone was like, oh uh uh oh sorry, 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:50.360 turn on the lights. And I was like what. I 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.719 was like, no, I'm star bottom. This doesn't happen to me. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:53.840 No, no, no, no no. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:55.240 And they're like, oh, it's just a little bit of poop. 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:58.440 I was like no, but he was like no. I 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.480 was like, you know, I keep going to turn these 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.120 lights on, to turn the lights on, it's blood. I 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:10.839 was like, I told you, I told you, y'all should 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:12.319 have gone one at a time, Like I told you, 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:14.560 kept the fingers out and then you would have broken 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:14.880 your toy. 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:16.960 We been able to play all night. Now I got 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.040 a blow bang yard. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:21.800 Yeah that is the worst. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:23.000 In the barrel. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:24.520 Wow. 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.720 No, oh okay, okay, yeah, get we let my saper 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:29.760 not sleep on it after that. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:32.360 You didn't know? 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:35.360 Wow, I would never would never know. Also probably smells 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:42.440 the spot I have had to stop after. Yeah, after 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.680 being fucked too long and then yeah, the blood happens. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:48.000 It is always, but never poop because I'm like, I know, 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.520 I know, I know what she does. I know to 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:58.040 keep when you know you know, you know? All right, 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.360 shall we do some messy mail? 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:01.280 I would love that. 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:06.160 Okay, Gorge, time for messy mail. Remember all your submissions remade, 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.160 not a bess. Okay, this first one says, which is 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:10.920 just kind of a brag, and I want to celebrate them. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.280 They said I made a bottom come hands free just 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.600 by rooming him. I feel accomplished. Have you ever made 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:18.760 a bottom come or has anyone made you come just 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:19.959 by eating you? 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:23.280 No? But that's when people do that. 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:26.720 They mainly don't have access to the pros state, which 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:28.880 is like I mean, I say, for straight guys, it's 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.600 a cool trick because God put it in their buta hole, 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.320 so they got to dig for it. But if you're 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.800 eating somebody out, I don't usually see anybody like knuckling 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.040 the prostate from there. And then if your tongue is 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:39.079 in there, has your finger in there? 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:39.280 So? 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.679 Or maybe both? But no, it hasn't happened to me. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:46.439 I've come hands free, definitely, but mouth no from being disrespected. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.959 You'd love to disrespect it. I don't have ever made 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:53.800 anyone come hands free by eating them out. Have I 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:57.000 come hands free from being eaten out? I don't think so, 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:58.679 But it sounds exciting. 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:59.679 Unless worthy task. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.080 It's a worthy task, it's a worthy pursuit, a worthy mission. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.280 I think like if I've been jerking, if I've been edging, 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.640 there's probably a chance. But I don't think like if 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.560 there's been no touching up my dick, I don't think 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.760 that I could just but shout out to you know this? 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.720 You know hello? That's a good song. Okay, respect it. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:20.520 This one says, do you. 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.040 Say wide wired? Oh? 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:26.400 Wired has a wide tongue? Absolutely good. I'm starting to 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.960 accept the guy I have feelings for really does have 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:34.000 a boyfriend. My question for you is, have you ever 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:36.920 won fell for somebody who was in a relationship or 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:40.520 what do you think about this kind of Uh? What 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.800 I think is a pattern of people falling for somebody 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:43.840 who's in a relationship. 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.720 I mean, people seem to attract the same thing. 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.080 I guess a little bit. What do you want to 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:48.280 tell you? 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:52.040 They repeat themselves with patterns. Sure, yeah, yeah, until they 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.360 don't want the results of that pattern anymore. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.760 Maybe preach so soft? 0:14:58.400 --> 0:14:59.240 Wait what was the question? 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:00.880 I guess it was it is like, have you ever 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.320 fallen in love with somebody or fell for somebody feeling 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.120 for somebody who's in a relationship and like still wanted 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.560 to be with them, or have you had that you know, 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:09.920 like experience. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:11.640 I've only been in one relationship. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.960 Oh long, you've been a relationship. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.960 I was in it from two thousand and two until 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:17.040 twenty fifteen. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.480 Oh my god, that's a long relationship. 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.720 Yeah, and I'm like still married doing what we're separating? Okay, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.640 here's my learning. He's my lawyer, he's your lawyer. 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.720 Yeah work, Okay, wait, I want to know more about this. 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.440 But I mean, he's the guy from drag Race that 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:30.520 like got me disqualified, like that guy. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:34.680 Oh that guy okay, which I'll still cool. Yeah, work, Okay, work. 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.640 I think that people. Here's what I'll say. If you're 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.400 falling for somebody who's a boyfriend and you're saying, I 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.640 have to admit that they have a boyfriend, it's this 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:45.800 fear of actually being liked back. Do you know what 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:47.560 I'm saying? So like falling, like if I know that 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.280 your relationship and I'm not accepting that, there is to 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.000 me a fear of being with somebody who I know 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:55.480 I can actually have, And so I spend my energy 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.920 on somebody who clearly I know is out of a relationship. 0:15:59.000 --> 0:15:59.480 That makes sense. 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.840 That makes sense, right, That's I think I've talked about 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.560 this before, but I think that happens a lot also 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:08.200 with gays falling for straight guys. So when somebody tells me, oh, 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.880 I'm always crushing on a straight guy, I'm like, well, 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.920 it's because you know that you can't have him or. 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:19.920 Like you. 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.600 Yeah, but like, okay, you can have him, but you 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:29.200 get like have him you have not? Maybe I guess 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:36.720 I guess that's not wrong, that's correct it. Okay, this 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:41.360 one says, my appointment, why would I block this in 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:45.080 my dick? Appointment wants to talk about feelings, but it's 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:48.080 now lacking in the bed. Should I leave him alone? 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:48.920 What do you think? 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:49.280 No? 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.120 Tell him be like if this was a month ago, 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:52.920 when you were nailing me to the wall, we could 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:55.240 talk about that. But right now I'm not really getting 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:56.760 what I need, So I'm gonna be exploring some other 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:59.480 options and then maybe he'll give you the fuck of 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:00.200 a lifetime. 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:00.880 That's clear. 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.520 And then yeah, I was reading this one guy's book 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:06.240 right now and he talks about like having this argument 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.920 with this guy and then like he's like I went 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.760 back and tears on my eyes. I fucked him twice 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:15.399 and I was like work. He's like, yeah, it was 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.440 like their breakup and I was like, work, bitch. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.760 That breakup sect can really be special. 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:24.600 It's Ryan Russell's memoir The Longest or Between the Yards 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:25.000 or something. 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:26.160 Okay, it's a good book. 0:17:26.240 --> 0:17:29.560 Okay. I was like, I'll get it. Yes, right when 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:31.399 you're like yeah, I mean I agree with you, I 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.560 think communicate because if it was But I will also 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:36.440 say thought I thought they said how long they've been together, 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.720 because I'm like, how long have y'all been talking for 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:42.200 the sex to start slacking? Yeah? But yeah, if you're 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.200 talking about feelings. I think. I think it's fair to 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.880 be like, hey, you know, we can have a conversation, 0:17:46.960 --> 0:17:47.480 but like. 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:49.440 You know, I need to be feeling something else. 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:51.480 I need a little deeper. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:54.520 Yeah, these feelings, feelings. 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:58.040