WEBVTT - #344: Jetski Jerkoff 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.080 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:08.560 Brooklyn Boy. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:13.680 Start up, dot Up. They making noise, dot Up, start Up, 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:15.400 da dot Up. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:22.239 Episode three forty four. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.120 What's going on there? 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:28.800 Dad Brody recording on a Friday. Sorry slices that were 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:30.160 a little late, But if you hear this a month 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:31.159 from now, it won't matter to you. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:32.159 It really won't matter. 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:34.519 And a lot of people don't listen to day. Of 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:36.640 a lot of people, it takes about a week or 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:40.880 two for them to catch up. So yeah, it's a 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:43.760 scorcher here this weekend here in the Northeast. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:44.479 Okay. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:47.800 I just went to walk the dogs and they're like, oh, 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.360 let's let's go to the park, and we have a 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.880 dog park. And I said, uh, yeah, that sounds fine. 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:54.960 I got halfway to the dog park and I said, 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:58.640 you're peeing here. Oh yeah, you're peing right here. So 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.640 it's a pressure. They did what they had to do. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.360 I don't care if they were finished. Came right back 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:06.039 into the air conditioning. It's a kind of crap where 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:09.160 you walk out the door and the heat literally smacks 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.960 you in the face and then smacks you on the 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.319 other side. Of the face and then punches you in 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.319 the gut. That's the kind of heat that we're feeling 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.800 right now. It's gross. It's gonna be It's like one hundred. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.039 And I walked outside and I thought maybe I was 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:25.440 wearing a coat or a heavy shirt. So I actually 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.000 looked down and see what I was wearing. I'm like, 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:30.520 why am I? I'm wearing a T shirt? So do 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:34.120 you remember the days when we used to live on 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:35.200 the block in Brooklyn? 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:38.760 We used to open up that fire hydrant? Yep? 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.360 Did you used to us a hydrant or some people 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:45.559 may call it a Johnny pumpolo? Have no idea why? Yeah, 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.480 my so, my my my dad was a police officer, 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:51.160 so he had the official tool to open and close 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:51.840 fire hydrants. 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:52.280 Yeah. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:55.680 And and he had a cap that you could put 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:56.600 on the fire hydrant. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.840 It turned it into a sprinkler sprinkler cap. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:03.960 So now nowadays, if you contact the city, they give 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:07.120 you the sprinkler caps. It used to be illegal for 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:09.840 you to open the fire hydrant to get some you know, 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:13.600 refreshing Uh yeah, you know water. Yeah, now you got forbid. 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.120 Now no, now they do it. Now you're allowed to. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.400 Apparently they kind of I would would are they encourage 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:21.240 it or it's just not illegal anymore? But well, I 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.400 guess the water pressure and the technology is better because 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.680 back in the day, if you used all the water 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.560 to run through run through the water in Brooklyn, if 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:31.880 there was a fire, you have no water, which is 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.920 why it was illegal back in the day. But you know, 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:36.960 we counted on not having a fire, so it was 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.519 the only source of summer amusement. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.440 And we pool. Did you have a pool, right? No. 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:46.320 I lived in an apartment building, so we had a 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.800 We had not like not like Jersey City apartment buildings 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.720 where they have a deck in a pool. I lived 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.440 in a pre war and pre war by the way, 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.560 in case you don't know, pre war means before World 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.919 War two, Yeah, which means it was like nineteen thirties, 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:00.360 and you know there's there's a little court got in 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:00.679 the back. 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:02.680 No pool. 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:05.600 We had a backyard, but it was all concrete. It 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:10.120 wasn't very big. And we had a plastic pool when 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:11.880 I was a kid. Yeah, the above the above ground 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:15.520 round pool. Everybody had those two family homes. Yeah, we 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:18.360 had one of those, and then we would have the 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.679 garden hose, so we would run through the sprinkler of 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:21.440 the garden hose. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:23.560 Uh. And that was it. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.120 Then then there was the fire hydrant for those other days. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:28.280 When Anthony caught a. 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:33.239 Posse, uh would would uh caught what he caught? No? 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.240 His name, his last name was cart a posse. Anthony 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.560 cort a posse. He caught a posse and they beat 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:38.920 him up. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:39.320 I don't know. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:43.120 It was Paul and Anthony caught a posse. Uh No, 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:47.480 it's an Italian last name. And he had a posse? 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:49.200 What was the posse doing when he got when they 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:52.720 got caught, they were an insane clown posse. They yeah, no, 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:57.440 they yeah. They had Anthony, Paul and Lydia and and 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:57.840 the three. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:03:59.640 What kind of Italian name is Lydia? 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:03.840 I don't know, but but they they they lived on 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.080 the corner and they were the ones that would be 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:07.720 They would rally us. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:10.920 Come on, we got the wrench, and they got the wrench. 0:04:10.760 --> 0:04:13.760 With the magic nut that spin you spin the nut 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.600 and the open up the fire hydrant and it was 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.320 it was glorious. And that was pretty much every summer 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.160 for several summers. Yeah, and then you'd have to have 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:24.320 like one person would have to volunteer to stand by 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.880 the fire hydrant and use their hands to redirect the 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:30.240 water at you, because otherwise the water just pours out 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:30.880 onto the ground. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:32.680 So someone had to stand there. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.640 And you know, like when you put your your thumb 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:36.840 over the hole of the garden hose and it's sprays, right, 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:39.799 someone had to put their hands over the fire hydrant opening. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:41.840 You know what we're doing, don't you scary we're doing. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.000 Back in my day, we had a fire hydrant and 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:46.039 we had we are doing that. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:49.840 But but at a quarter to seven every night, the 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.200 mister Softy truck would would show up and we would 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:57.000 all line up for our soft serve ice cream. Now see, 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.839 back in the day, I thought it was good humor, 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:00.680 the Good Humor truck. Would we okay, we had good 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.880 humor at three o'clock in the afternoon. Good humor is 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.960 the prepackaged bars we had had the favorite one with 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:09.600 there was the toasted almond, toasted almond crunch, toasted almond, 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.880 the strawberry shortcake, and the of course the ice cream sandwich, yes, 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:14.799 the classic ice cream sandwich. Yes. 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:17.039 And then every once in a while they would have 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:17.760 a chip witch. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.200 But it was it was all prepackaged ice cream and 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.280 then but at my favorite was the mister Softy truck 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:26.200 because it was soft serf and I would just get 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:29.240 like a chocolate shake, or they would sell the bomb pops, 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:32.799 you know, the red, white and blue torpedo looking ices. 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:37.320 So yesterday I was thinking of mister Softy. I must 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.040 have said it out loud, because all of a sudden, 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:43.640 my TikTok algorithm served me a mister Softy story. Did 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:47.840 you know, David Brody that while we were just innocent 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:50.880 kids in the in the seventies, eighties, nineties, growing up 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:53.920 with Nicki Minaj in the early two thousands, Yeah, yeah, 0:05:54.480 --> 0:06:00.440 did you know that there was ice cream turf wars 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.599 going on behind the scenes. I did, as an innocent 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:07.080 kid just trying to buy that ice cream. I had 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:12.120 no clue, but apparently there were these two companies. Basically, 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:16.360 a bunch of Mister Softy people said fu and broke 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:19.640 off and started their own company, and then they called 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:24.000 it Master Softy. So it was Mister Softy versus Master 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:29.160 Softy until the Mister Softy Corporations sued the Master Softy 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:33.040 defects and says, this is our turf. You can't sell 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:36.159 ice cream here. We are this is our route and 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:38.960 then our no. And in fact, you're changing your damn 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.600 name because it's too close to mister Softy. You can't 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:43.960 change one letter and call it the same thing and 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:47.560 play the same damn music they did. So now it's 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:51.480 called New York. It's called New York ice Cream Company. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.440 So at anytime you see New York ice Cream Company around 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.080 New York, that was a former Master Softy truck. That 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.599 was a defect from the mister Softy. It's just wild, 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.800 but TikTok. So I'll tell you. I'll tell you an 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.839 ice cream story. Everyone's got an ice cream truck story. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.400 But where I live now, you know, there's a pool 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:12.040 and it's hot. So I'm in the pool. And every 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.320 night i'm in the pool, the ice cream truck comes 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.600 around to the neighborhood. But I'm in the pool and 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.800 I have no money with me. Huh, so I can't 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:23.880 get out of the pool fast enough. You see the truck. 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.840 The truck comes by, like, hey, any kids out, any 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:30.800 any kids around? And then they leave, so I can't 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:33.600 get to the truck in time to get my damn 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.960 ice cream. Plus, uh, you gotta you gotta take like 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:38.520 Google pay and Apple pay. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.640 Well, that's the thing. They don't take Apple pay. That 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:41.560 was my next question. 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:45.720 You gotta have a QR code or something because otherwise, 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.080 like I'm in the pool, I know cash. I'm gonna 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.760 take cash to the pool venmo the guy. If I'm 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.800 gonna venmo the guy? Hey, hey, creepy guy in the truck, 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:56.920 can I get Can I give you my Venmo? 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:59.840 I'm not gonna do that. But not, by the way, 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:01.840 not all guys in ice cream trucks are creepy slices. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:03.360 If you're a slice wh works an ice cream truck, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:06.000 I'm not. I'mplying that being said. My mother once asked 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.600 me a very pertinent question. This is years ago. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:12.360 She said, where do you suppose the mister softy guy 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.360 goes to the bathroom and how does he wash his hands? 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:19.000 I would I would need to think that he leaves 0:08:19.040 --> 0:08:23.200 the truck and he goes to use a public restroom somewhere. Yeah, 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.480 well that's the thought, right. Just ask me the same 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:27.560 question about like the hot dog vendor. A hot dog 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:32.280 vendor never leaves his cart. Oh no, so where does 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.160 he go? How does he wash his hands? There's no 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:38.360 sink there. I never thought this through. Do you ever 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.240 see a hot dog cart when nobody's standing there with 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.080 the cart because he's in the bathroom washing his hand? 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.040 No, because who would trust their cart alone? 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.679 Oh no, oh no, these are questions, These are questions. 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.520 Oh no, anyway, so ice cream enjoy. It's one hundred 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.720 degrees today, so oh. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:54.480 No, you got me thinking. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:56.679 You got me thinking about where these guys wash their 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:59.360 hands and go to the bathroom. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:00.000 Mm hmm. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.040 Do you really do you think they going like a 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.080 Snapple bottle inside the truck when no one looking. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:05.120 I don't know that. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:06.559 I mean, I don't know what they do. I don't 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.240 think that they're not like a win a bag. They 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.760 don't have bathrooms on the mister softy truck. I don't 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:16.760 know what they do. And and and before hand sanitizers 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.640 were a thing, how do they wash their hands on 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:19.000 the truck. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:20.880 Let's say he's got like a little like little little 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:21.440 itch in his nose. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.400 He's got to pick his nose right as he was 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:31.760 his hands. Hey, all right, changing the subject slightly, Candy, 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:32.880 What about it? 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.880 Candy? Well, I was listening to. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.760 A radio show and the guy on the radio is 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:41.559 a sports station, was talking about the Baby Ruth Bar, 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:47.400 and uh uh do you know where the name Baby 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:49.800 Ruth candy Ball comes from? I mean, I'm gonna just 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:51.959 take an educated guess and say that it was after 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:55.280 the baseball player Babe Ruth. So you think they named 0:09:55.320 --> 0:10:03.280 it Baby Ruth after Babe Ruth. Hmm, that's what you think. Well, 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.320 I don't even know what I feel like. Babe Ruth 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:09.240 came before the candy bar because Baby Ruth isn't as 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.680 old as Babe Ruth is. So I'm gonna go with 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.720 I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna say Babe Ruth. Yeah, 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:19.200 I'm gonna say Babe Ruth, the baseball player came first, 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:24.680 and then Baby Ruth was invented because it was his 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.959 He liked candy bars and they said, let's make one 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:28.400 after you. 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:28.760 I don't. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.440 Instead of calling it Babe Ruth, they called it Baby 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.920 Ruth because they've got their pants suit off of them, 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.400 because they did it without his permission. 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.560 That's what I'm going with. Well, I'm wrong. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.560 The candy bar started around the time of Babe Ruth 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.520 already being a baseball player. Ah, but it's named after 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:50.400 Grover Cleveland. The president is daughter Ruth. Oh, but the 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.320 guy on the sports station made the same mistake you did, 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.840 of course, assumed that it was something to do with 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.559 Babe Ruth. Uh. He's like, oh, yeah, of course, of 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.280 course that guy likes he's a baseball player. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.280 Of course he likes Baby Ruth named after Babe Ruth. 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.040 But it's not huh. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.640 I just feel like it's one of those things somebody 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:11.439 could have looked up a one hundred years ago because 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:13.800 it's a nineteen nineteen twenty one candy bar. 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:16.560 But anyway, just a little bit of trivia. There nothing 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:17.320 to do with Babe Ruth. 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:21.080 Coincidence, as they say, coincidence that the name is yep, 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:26.920 all right, very nice, there you go. But did you 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:32.439 know who invented the toilet bowl? Who gives a ship hio, 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:33.480 Thomas Crapper? 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.800 Is that? Is that? Is that your your pun? 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:42.800 Is that your no? No, Thomas Crapper. Thomas Crapper invented 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:43.520 the toilet bowl? 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.319 Are you one hundred percent sure on that? Because I 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:48.559 always hear that joke, but I'm not convinced. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.600 I was always told that he did, But now I'm 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:52.400 gonna google it. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:57.160 Who invented the toilet bowl? Uh? 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:03.840 Sir John Harrington, Thomas Crapper. Okay, another scary Internet No, 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:08.120 Thomas Crapper, Wait here it is. Thomas Crapper is often 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:11.360 mistakenly believed to have invented the toilet bowl due to. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.000 The slang term Crapper. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:18.920 However, he made significant improvements to the system, including developing 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:24.520 the ballcock mechanism for automatically refilling the tank. He also 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:29.680 improved the valve system in eighteen eighty four, Wow introduced it, 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:34.480 and he introduced the pole chain system that decreased noise 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:35.520 and conserved water. 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:38.360 So are you saying he invented the pull chain and 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:42.080 the ballcock? The ballcock and the pull chain Thomas Crapper. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.640 Wait a second, scary Did you ever pull your own 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.240 chain and play your own ballcock? 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:50.400 You have to have jiggle it. 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:58.080 Right, the jiggle jiggle, jiggle the ball the ballcock. Well, well, okay, 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:03.920 so Thomas Crapp her was improved. He was instrumental in 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:09.760 improving the toilet But this other guy invented it, Sir 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:14.280 John Harrington. But Thomas Crapper, a real man with a 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.920 real last name. That has to do with the toilet bowl, 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:21.400 which is shouldn't it John crapper like John John. No, 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:24.720 but the other guy is Sir John Harrington. It's sir John, 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:28.880 So he John, Sir John invented to John. Why maybe 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.720 that's why you go to the John. Oh no, there's 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:35.839 another guy in there, Alexander Alexander Cumming. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:42.760 No, yes, what do you invent the tissue? Why does 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.040 this have to do? All these these toilet functions hold on? 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:50.520 Alexander Cumming was a Scottish watchmaker. 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:54.240 He patented the flush toilet in seventeen seventy five. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:59.000 He and he innovated the S shaped pipe below the ball. 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.040 But our aren't healthy poops supposed to be S shaped 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:03.800 as well, that's what they say. 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:06.480 The doctors say the S shaped poop. By the way, 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.120 according to the Internet, we go to the John because 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:13.320 of Sir John Harrington. So that is that that holds true. 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.120 But that's Alexander. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:19.000 Alexander Cumming used Okay, so it used water to create 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.040 a seal and prevents sewer gas from entering the building. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:26.920 Oh so all the raw sewage all the way outside 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:27.640 and down below. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.480 You don't want that stink there. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.600 So he he decided he made the S shape to 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:37.880 the water stable. Yeah, so water always stays down there 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.320 to prevent a smell. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:43.360 From rising up. Yeah, yeah, it's the it's the poisonous gas, 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:44.000 not the smell. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:48.480 I just love how sir John, a coming, and a 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:52.240 crapper all have something to do with the toilet, which 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.440 is very much used the same way it was all 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:56.040 the way back then. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:57.240 Today, isn't it amazing. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:58.600 How we have We have something in our house and 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.560 our aplients that we use we don't even think about, 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:04.120 but that like the toilet that has the technology from 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.040 the seventeen hundreds that we still use the same exact way. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.760 Google the name Andrew, Youreinstein, and you'll see that he 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:14.840 also had a hand in the toilet. No, yeah, he 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:19.760 put his hand in the toilet. What Andrew, You're You're 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:24.800 such an asshole. We were just on a roll with 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:29.160 three legitimate men with names a toilet, but then you're 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:30.280 making up a fake one. 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:33.120 You're in Stein, You're in Stain. I said he had 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:34.320 a hand in. I said he had a hand in 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:35.960 the toilet as well, and knew like he did. Yeah, 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:39.080 you're you're in Stain would make more sense, Not you're 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.400 in Stein. That would have been too obvious. I had 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:45.160 to make it somewhat believable. Hey, uh, we were talking 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:49.560 about the the Baby Ruth candy bar as we were. Uh. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:55.000 And I was in Target Monday or Tuesday on Tuesday, 0:15:55.160 --> 0:16:00.600 on a Tuesday, a redheaded girl. Was she a stepchild? No? No, 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:06.400 she was wearing leggings and she was in the candy 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:10.200 aisle when I came around the turn with my cart 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:13.920 and I saw her about to shove a package or 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:17.520 Reese's Peanut butter cups. Now that you know they're an orange, 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:20.240 they're orange wrappers. She had navy navy leggings. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:23.280 She was trying to put the Reese's Peanut butter cup 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:28.000 package in her leggings to steal them, and her friends 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:30.200 were like all surrounding her. She like three or four friends. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.640 They were like surrounding her so that like the cameras 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:34.920 wouldn't see her stuffing the Reese's Peanut butter cups in 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:39.400 her leggings. So, first of all, what kind of degenerate 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.320 do you have to be that you don't pay the 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.720 two bucks for the Reese's Peanut butter cups and your 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:45.320 friends are all in on it, because what they're going 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.000 to get part of the peanut butter cup package. Right, 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:51.240 that's that's okay, Petty and Petty. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.640 So they see me coming around the turn and they're like, oh, 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:57.440 I've done to see here, and they and she she 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:01.560 takes the She snaps her leggings closed and moves the 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:04.520 Reese's peanut butter cup away from her legging strap, like 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:06.719 he wasn't gonna put it in there. So I slowly 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:08.439 go down the aisle. I'm looking around. Yeah, da da 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:09.120 da da da dah. 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:12.560 I'm like, I'm dragging it on. I'm taking a long 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:14.879 time to go through the aisle because i want to 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.040 see if they'll like walk away. But they're sort of 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:19.439 standing there and they see that I'm not. I'm like 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:21.879 looking at the I'm looking at the things on the shelf, 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.679 and I'm procrastinating, and I'm like, we better leave. This 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.359 guy's not leaving. So they walk away with the peanut 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:32.160 butter cup bag. So I I leave the aisle behind them, 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:35.080 and I see them going into the next aisle, so 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:38.040 I take the cart like and I and I see 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.280 them again. She's trying to put the peanut butter cups 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:41.240 in her leggings. 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:41.800 Jeez. 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:43.639 So I turn into the aisle because you know, it's 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.240 the next aisle. It's totally normal for me to turn 0:17:45.280 --> 0:17:50.199 the next aisle, and you're like, So she then her 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.720 friends then leave and go over to the pharmacy area 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.399 where like the drugs are, the shampoo and everything. Sure, 0:17:57.680 --> 0:18:01.439 so I take the cart and I go and I 0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:04.240 sort of go into the same area and they see 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:06.160 me again. You're like, this fucking guy. Is he a cop? 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:08.359 What the hell's going on? So she just takes the 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.320 peanut butter cups and she throws them on like the 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.720 soft soap bile on the shelf, and they leave. 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:14.879 So I stopped the crime. Scary Jones. 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:18.199 Congratulations, David Brody, you're a watchdog. 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:18.919 I like that. 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:21.920 Well, I was going in that direction anyway because the 0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:23.760 pharmacy area is on the way to the registers, so 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:24.800 I had to go that way anyway. 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:30.040 But I have no tolerance for theft. Stop it stop, 0:18:30.560 --> 0:18:30.760 and you. 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:33.119 Know what, they're gonna get all melted and mushed. 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:35.760 In your pocket. Anyway. God, by the way, I said 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:37.879 she was a redhead because I was going to reference 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:39.399 how I could spot her in the crowd of her 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:41.800 friends very easily, right, because she had red hair. Well 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.040 that's pretty cool, actually, I'm glad you did that. 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:48.960 You know, see, I'm kind of well, first of all, 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:51.560 raise their kids. 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:53.280 It's upsetting. Did you steal when you were a kid? 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:53.600 Never? 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.640 Boh, hold on a second. Oh maybe like you don't 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:57.640 smoke pot, but you did. 0:18:57.840 --> 0:18:59.880 No. I think when I was like nine years old 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:01.760 years old, I didn't know any better. I think I 0:19:01.840 --> 0:19:06.560 might have stolen Swedish fish, stolen off you know, Swedish fish, 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:08.960 the jellyfish type things. 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:10.360 That I'm aware of what it is. I was just saying, 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:11.560 it's you might have stolen they. 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:16.000 I might have stolen at test Tessie's Tessie's candy store 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:19.840 around the corner. We had an old school candy store, 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:24.239 soda fountain place, and I don't know. I guess they 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:26.879