Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy.
Speaker 2: Start up, dot Up. They making noise, dot Up, start Up,
Speaker 2: da dot Up.
Speaker 1: Episode three forty four. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: What's going on there?
Speaker 1: Dad Brody recording on a Friday. Sorry slices that were
Speaker 1: a little late, But if you hear this a month
Speaker 1: from now, it won't matter to you.
Speaker 2: It really won't matter.
Speaker 1: And a lot of people don't listen to day. Of
Speaker 1: a lot of people, it takes about a week or
Speaker 1: two for them to catch up. So yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: scorcher here this weekend here in the Northeast.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I just went to walk the dogs and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's let's go to the park, and we have a
Speaker 1: dog park. And I said, uh, yeah, that sounds fine.
Speaker 1: I got halfway to the dog park and I said,
Speaker 1: you're peeing here. Oh yeah, you're peing right here. So
Speaker 1: it's a pressure. They did what they had to do.
Speaker 1: I don't care if they were finished. Came right back
Speaker 1: into the air conditioning. It's a kind of crap where
Speaker 1: you walk out the door and the heat literally smacks
Speaker 1: you in the face and then smacks you on the
Speaker 1: other side. Of the face and then punches you in
Speaker 1: the gut. That's the kind of heat that we're feeling
Speaker 1: right now. It's gross. It's gonna be It's like one hundred.
Speaker 1: And I walked outside and I thought maybe I was
Speaker 1: wearing a coat or a heavy shirt. So I actually
Speaker 1: looked down and see what I was wearing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why am I? I'm wearing a T shirt? So do
Speaker 1: you remember the days when we used to live on
Speaker 1: the block in Brooklyn?
Speaker 2: We used to open up that fire hydrant? Yep?
Speaker 1: Did you used to us a hydrant or some people
Speaker 1: may call it a Johnny pumpolo? Have no idea why? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my so, my my my dad was a police officer,
Speaker 1: so he had the official tool to open and close
Speaker 1: fire hydrants.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And and he had a cap that you could put
Speaker 1: on the fire hydrant.
Speaker 2: It turned it into a sprinkler sprinkler cap.
Speaker 1: So now nowadays, if you contact the city, they give
Speaker 1: you the sprinkler caps. It used to be illegal for
Speaker 1: you to open the fire hydrant to get some you know,
Speaker 1: refreshing Uh yeah, you know water. Yeah, now you got forbid.
Speaker 1: Now no, now they do it. Now you're allowed to.
Speaker 1: Apparently they kind of I would would are they encourage
Speaker 1: it or it's just not illegal anymore? But well, I
Speaker 1: guess the water pressure and the technology is better because
Speaker 1: back in the day, if you used all the water
Speaker 1: to run through run through the water in Brooklyn, if
Speaker 1: there was a fire, you have no water, which is
Speaker 1: why it was illegal back in the day. But you know,
Speaker 1: we counted on not having a fire, so it was
Speaker 1: the only source of summer amusement.
Speaker 2: And we pool. Did you have a pool, right? No.
Speaker 1: I lived in an apartment building, so we had a
Speaker 1: We had not like not like Jersey City apartment buildings
Speaker 1: where they have a deck in a pool. I lived
Speaker 1: in a pre war and pre war by the way,
Speaker 1: in case you don't know, pre war means before World
Speaker 1: War two, Yeah, which means it was like nineteen thirties,
Speaker 1: and you know there's there's a little court got in
Speaker 1: the back.
Speaker 2: No pool.
Speaker 1: We had a backyard, but it was all concrete. It
Speaker 1: wasn't very big. And we had a plastic pool when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. Yeah, the above the above ground
Speaker 1: round pool. Everybody had those two family homes. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: had one of those, and then we would have the
Speaker 1: garden hose, so we would run through the sprinkler of
Speaker 1: the garden hose.
Speaker 2: Uh. And that was it.
Speaker 1: Then then there was the fire hydrant for those other days.
Speaker 1: When Anthony caught a.
Speaker 2: Posse, uh would would uh caught what he caught? No?
Speaker 1: His name, his last name was cart a posse. Anthony
Speaker 1: cort a posse. He caught a posse and they beat
Speaker 1: him up.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was Paul and Anthony caught a posse. Uh No,
Speaker 1: it's an Italian last name. And he had a posse?
Speaker 1: What was the posse doing when he got when they
Speaker 1: got caught, they were an insane clown posse. They yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they yeah. They had Anthony, Paul and Lydia and and
Speaker 1: the three.
Speaker 2: What kind of Italian name is Lydia?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but but they they they lived on
Speaker 1: the corner and they were the ones that would be
Speaker 1: They would rally us.
Speaker 2: Come on, we got the wrench, and they got the wrench.
Speaker 1: With the magic nut that spin you spin the nut
Speaker 1: and the open up the fire hydrant and it was
Speaker 1: it was glorious. And that was pretty much every summer
Speaker 1: for several summers. Yeah, and then you'd have to have
Speaker 1: like one person would have to volunteer to stand by
Speaker 1: the fire hydrant and use their hands to redirect the
Speaker 1: water at you, because otherwise the water just pours out
Speaker 1: onto the ground.
Speaker 2: So someone had to stand there.
Speaker 1: And you know, like when you put your your thumb
Speaker 1: over the hole of the garden hose and it's sprays, right,
Speaker 1: someone had to put their hands over the fire hydrant opening.
Speaker 2: You know what we're doing, don't you scary we're doing.
Speaker 2: Back in my day, we had a fire hydrant and
Speaker 2: we had we are doing that.
Speaker 1: But but at a quarter to seven every night, the
Speaker 1: mister Softy truck would would show up and we would
Speaker 1: all line up for our soft serve ice cream. Now see,
Speaker 1: back in the day, I thought it was good humor,
Speaker 1: the Good Humor truck. Would we okay, we had good
Speaker 1: humor at three o'clock in the afternoon. Good humor is
Speaker 1: the prepackaged bars we had had the favorite one with
Speaker 1: there was the toasted almond, toasted almond crunch, toasted almond,
Speaker 1: the strawberry shortcake, and the of course the ice cream sandwich, yes,
Speaker 1: the classic ice cream sandwich. Yes.
Speaker 2: And then every once in a while they would have
Speaker 2: a chip witch.
Speaker 1: But it was it was all prepackaged ice cream and
Speaker 1: then but at my favorite was the mister Softy truck
Speaker 1: because it was soft serf and I would just get
Speaker 1: like a chocolate shake, or they would sell the bomb pops,
Speaker 1: you know, the red, white and blue torpedo looking ices.
Speaker 1: So yesterday I was thinking of mister Softy. I must
Speaker 1: have said it out loud, because all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: my TikTok algorithm served me a mister Softy story. Did
Speaker 1: you know, David Brody that while we were just innocent
Speaker 1: kids in the in the seventies, eighties, nineties, growing up
Speaker 1: with Nicki Minaj in the early two thousands, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you know that there was ice cream turf wars
Speaker 1: going on behind the scenes. I did, as an innocent
Speaker 1: kid just trying to buy that ice cream. I had
Speaker 1: no clue, but apparently there were these two companies. Basically,
Speaker 1: a bunch of Mister Softy people said fu and broke
Speaker 1: off and started their own company, and then they called
Speaker 1: it Master Softy. So it was Mister Softy versus Master
Speaker 1: Softy until the Mister Softy Corporations sued the Master Softy
Speaker 1: defects and says, this is our turf. You can't sell
Speaker 1: ice cream here. We are this is our route and
Speaker 1: then our no. And in fact, you're changing your damn
Speaker 1: name because it's too close to mister Softy. You can't
Speaker 1: change one letter and call it the same thing and
Speaker 1: play the same damn music they did. So now it's
Speaker 1: called New York. It's called New York ice Cream Company.
Speaker 1: So at anytime you see New York ice Cream Company around
Speaker 1: New York, that was a former Master Softy truck. That
Speaker 1: was a defect from the mister Softy. It's just wild,
Speaker 1: but TikTok. So I'll tell you. I'll tell you an
Speaker 1: ice cream story. Everyone's got an ice cream truck story.
Speaker 1: But where I live now, you know, there's a pool
Speaker 1: and it's hot. So I'm in the pool. And every
Speaker 1: night i'm in the pool, the ice cream truck comes
Speaker 1: around to the neighborhood. But I'm in the pool and
Speaker 1: I have no money with me. Huh, so I can't
Speaker 1: get out of the pool fast enough. You see the truck.
Speaker 1: The truck comes by, like, hey, any kids out, any
Speaker 1: any kids around? And then they leave, so I can't
Speaker 1: get to the truck in time to get my damn
Speaker 1: ice cream. Plus, uh, you gotta you gotta take like
Speaker 1: Google pay and Apple pay.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. They don't take Apple pay. That
Speaker 2: was my next question.
Speaker 1: You gotta have a QR code or something because otherwise,
Speaker 1: like I'm in the pool, I know cash. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take cash to the pool venmo the guy. If I'm
Speaker 1: gonna venmo the guy? Hey, hey, creepy guy in the truck,
Speaker 1: can I get Can I give you my Venmo?
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. But not, by the way,
Speaker 2: not all guys in ice cream trucks are creepy slices.
Speaker 2: If you're a slice wh works an ice cream truck,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'mplying that being said. My mother once asked
Speaker 2: me a very pertinent question. This is years ago.
Speaker 1: She said, where do you suppose the mister softy guy
Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom and how does he wash his hands?
Speaker 1: I would I would need to think that he leaves
Speaker 1: the truck and he goes to use a public restroom somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's the thought, right. Just ask me the same
Speaker 1: question about like the hot dog vendor. A hot dog
Speaker 1: vendor never leaves his cart. Oh no, so where does
Speaker 1: he go? How does he wash his hands? There's no
Speaker 1: sink there. I never thought this through. Do you ever
Speaker 1: see a hot dog cart when nobody's standing there with
Speaker 1: the cart because he's in the bathroom washing his hand?
Speaker 2: No, because who would trust their cart alone?
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, these are questions, These are questions.
Speaker 1: Oh no, anyway, so ice cream enjoy. It's one hundred
Speaker 1: degrees today, so oh.
Speaker 2: No, you got me thinking.
Speaker 1: You got me thinking about where these guys wash their
Speaker 1: hands and go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Do you really do you think they going like a
Speaker 1: Snapple bottle inside the truck when no one looking.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what they do. I don't
Speaker 1: think that they're not like a win a bag. They
Speaker 1: don't have bathrooms on the mister softy truck. I don't
Speaker 1: know what they do. And and and before hand sanitizers
Speaker 1: were a thing, how do they wash their hands on
Speaker 1: the truck.
Speaker 2: Let's say he's got like a little like little little
Speaker 2: itch in his nose.
Speaker 1: He's got to pick his nose right as he was
Speaker 1: his hands. Hey, all right, changing the subject slightly, Candy,
Speaker 1: What about it?
Speaker 2: Candy? Well, I was listening to.
Speaker 1: A radio show and the guy on the radio is
Speaker 1: a sports station, was talking about the Baby Ruth Bar,
Speaker 1: and uh uh do you know where the name Baby
Speaker 1: Ruth candy Ball comes from? I mean, I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: take an educated guess and say that it was after
Speaker 1: the baseball player Babe Ruth. So you think they named
Speaker 1: it Baby Ruth after Babe Ruth. Hmm, that's what you think. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what I feel like. Babe Ruth
Speaker 1: came before the candy bar because Baby Ruth isn't as
Speaker 1: old as Babe Ruth is. So I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna say Babe Ruth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Babe Ruth, the baseball player came first,
Speaker 1: and then Baby Ruth was invented because it was his
Speaker 1: He liked candy bars and they said, let's make one
Speaker 1: after you.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Instead of calling it Babe Ruth, they called it Baby
Speaker 1: Ruth because they've got their pants suit off of them,
Speaker 1: because they did it without his permission.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm going with. Well, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: The candy bar started around the time of Babe Ruth
Speaker 1: already being a baseball player. Ah, but it's named after
Speaker 1: Grover Cleveland. The president is daughter Ruth. Oh, but the
Speaker 1: guy on the sports station made the same mistake you did,
Speaker 1: of course, assumed that it was something to do with
Speaker 1: Babe Ruth. Uh. He's like, oh, yeah, of course, of
Speaker 1: course that guy likes he's a baseball player.
Speaker 2: Of course he likes Baby Ruth named after Babe Ruth.
Speaker 2: But it's not huh.
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's one of those things somebody
Speaker 1: could have looked up a one hundred years ago because
Speaker 1: it's a nineteen nineteen twenty one candy bar.
Speaker 2: But anyway, just a little bit of trivia. There nothing
Speaker 2: to do with Babe Ruth.
Speaker 1: Coincidence, as they say, coincidence that the name is yep,
Speaker 1: all right, very nice, there you go. But did you
Speaker 1: know who invented the toilet bowl? Who gives a ship hio,
Speaker 1: Thomas Crapper?
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that? Is that your your pun?
Speaker 1: Is that your no? No, Thomas Crapper. Thomas Crapper invented
Speaker 1: the toilet bowl?
Speaker 2: Are you one hundred percent sure on that? Because I
Speaker 2: always hear that joke, but I'm not convinced.
Speaker 1: I was always told that he did, But now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna google it.
Speaker 2: Who invented the toilet bowl? Uh?
Speaker 1: Sir John Harrington, Thomas Crapper. Okay, another scary Internet No,
Speaker 1: Thomas Crapper, Wait here it is. Thomas Crapper is often
Speaker 1: mistakenly believed to have invented the toilet bowl due to.
Speaker 2: The slang term Crapper.
Speaker 1: However, he made significant improvements to the system, including developing
Speaker 1: the ballcock mechanism for automatically refilling the tank. He also
Speaker 1: improved the valve system in eighteen eighty four, Wow introduced it,
Speaker 1: and he introduced the pole chain system that decreased noise
Speaker 1: and conserved water.
Speaker 2: So are you saying he invented the pull chain and
Speaker 2: the ballcock? The ballcock and the pull chain Thomas Crapper.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, scary Did you ever pull your own
Speaker 1: chain and play your own ballcock?
Speaker 2: You have to have jiggle it.
Speaker 1: Right, the jiggle jiggle, jiggle the ball the ballcock. Well, well, okay,
Speaker 1: so Thomas Crapp her was improved. He was instrumental in
Speaker 1: improving the toilet But this other guy invented it, Sir
Speaker 1: John Harrington. But Thomas Crapper, a real man with a
Speaker 1: real last name. That has to do with the toilet bowl,
Speaker 1: which is shouldn't it John crapper like John John. No,
Speaker 1: but the other guy is Sir John Harrington. It's sir John,
Speaker 1: So he John, Sir John invented to John. Why maybe
Speaker 1: that's why you go to the John. Oh no, there's
Speaker 1: another guy in there, Alexander Alexander Cumming.
Speaker 2: No, yes, what do you invent the tissue? Why does
Speaker 2: this have to do? All these these toilet functions hold on?
Speaker 1: Alexander Cumming was a Scottish watchmaker.
Speaker 2: He patented the flush toilet in seventeen seventy five.
Speaker 1: He and he innovated the S shaped pipe below the ball.
Speaker 1: But our aren't healthy poops supposed to be S shaped
Speaker 1: as well, that's what they say.
Speaker 2: The doctors say the S shaped poop. By the way,
Speaker 2: according to the Internet, we go to the John because
Speaker 2: of Sir John Harrington. So that is that that holds true.
Speaker 2: But that's Alexander.
Speaker 1: Alexander Cumming used Okay, so it used water to create
Speaker 1: a seal and prevents sewer gas from entering the building.
Speaker 1: Oh so all the raw sewage all the way outside
Speaker 1: and down below.
Speaker 2: You don't want that stink there.
Speaker 1: So he he decided he made the S shape to
Speaker 1: the water stable. Yeah, so water always stays down there
Speaker 1: to prevent a smell.
Speaker 2: From rising up. Yeah, yeah, it's the it's the poisonous gas,
Speaker 2: not the smell.
Speaker 1: I just love how sir John, a coming, and a
Speaker 1: crapper all have something to do with the toilet, which
Speaker 1: is very much used the same way it was all
Speaker 1: the way back then.
Speaker 2: Today, isn't it amazing.
Speaker 1: How we have We have something in our house and
Speaker 1: our aplients that we use we don't even think about,
Speaker 1: but that like the toilet that has the technology from
Speaker 1: the seventeen hundreds that we still use the same exact way.
Speaker 1: Google the name Andrew, Youreinstein, and you'll see that he
Speaker 1: also had a hand in the toilet. No, yeah, he
Speaker 1: put his hand in the toilet. What Andrew, You're You're
Speaker 1: such an asshole. We were just on a roll with
Speaker 1: three legitimate men with names a toilet, but then you're
Speaker 1: making up a fake one.
Speaker 2: You're in Stein, You're in Stain. I said he had
Speaker 2: a hand in. I said he had a hand in
Speaker 2: the toilet as well, and knew like he did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're you're in Stain would make more sense, Not you're
Speaker 2: in Stein. That would have been too obvious. I had
Speaker 2: to make it somewhat believable. Hey, uh, we were talking
Speaker 2: about the the Baby Ruth candy bar as we were. Uh.
Speaker 2: And I was in Target Monday or Tuesday on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: on a Tuesday, a redheaded girl. Was she a stepchild? No? No,
Speaker 2: she was wearing leggings and she was in the candy
Speaker 2: aisle when I came around the turn with my cart
Speaker 2: and I saw her about to shove a package or
Speaker 2: Reese's Peanut butter cups. Now that you know they're an orange,
Speaker 2: they're orange wrappers. She had navy navy leggings.
Speaker 1: She was trying to put the Reese's Peanut butter cup
Speaker 1: package in her leggings to steal them, and her friends
Speaker 1: were like all surrounding her. She like three or four friends.
Speaker 1: They were like surrounding her so that like the cameras
Speaker 1: wouldn't see her stuffing the Reese's Peanut butter cups in
Speaker 1: her leggings. So, first of all, what kind of degenerate
Speaker 1: do you have to be that you don't pay the
Speaker 1: two bucks for the Reese's Peanut butter cups and your
Speaker 1: friends are all in on it, because what they're going
Speaker 1: to get part of the peanut butter cup package. Right,
Speaker 1: that's that's okay, Petty and Petty.
Speaker 2: So they see me coming around the turn and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I've done to see here, and they and she she
Speaker 2: takes the She snaps her leggings closed and moves the
Speaker 2: Reese's peanut butter cup away from her legging strap, like
Speaker 2: he wasn't gonna put it in there. So I slowly
Speaker 2: go down the aisle. I'm looking around. Yeah, da da
Speaker 2: da da da dah.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm dragging it on. I'm taking a long
Speaker 1: time to go through the aisle because i want to
Speaker 1: see if they'll like walk away. But they're sort of
Speaker 1: standing there and they see that I'm not. I'm like
Speaker 1: looking at the I'm looking at the things on the shelf,
Speaker 1: and I'm procrastinating, and I'm like, we better leave. This
Speaker 1: guy's not leaving. So they walk away with the peanut
Speaker 1: butter cup bag. So I I leave the aisle behind them,
Speaker 1: and I see them going into the next aisle, so
Speaker 1: I take the cart like and I and I see
Speaker 1: them again. She's trying to put the peanut butter cups
Speaker 1: in her leggings.
Speaker 2: Jeez.
Speaker 1: So I turn into the aisle because you know, it's
Speaker 1: the next aisle. It's totally normal for me to turn
Speaker 1: the next aisle, and you're like, So she then her
Speaker 1: friends then leave and go over to the pharmacy area
Speaker 1: where like the drugs are, the shampoo and everything. Sure,
Speaker 1: so I take the cart and I go and I
Speaker 1: sort of go into the same area and they see
Speaker 1: me again. You're like, this fucking guy. Is he a cop?
Speaker 1: What the hell's going on? So she just takes the
Speaker 1: peanut butter cups and she throws them on like the
Speaker 1: soft soap bile on the shelf, and they leave.
Speaker 2: So I stopped the crime. Scary Jones.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, David Brody, you're a watchdog.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I was going in that direction anyway because the
Speaker 1: pharmacy area is on the way to the registers, so
Speaker 1: I had to go that way anyway.
Speaker 2: But I have no tolerance for theft. Stop it stop,
Speaker 2: and you.
Speaker 1: Know what, they're gonna get all melted and mushed.
Speaker 2: In your pocket. Anyway. God, by the way, I said
Speaker 2: she was a redhead because I was going to reference
Speaker 2: how I could spot her in the crowd of her
Speaker 2: friends very easily, right, because she had red hair. Well
Speaker 2: that's pretty cool, actually, I'm glad you did that.
Speaker 1: You know, see, I'm kind of well, first of all,
Speaker 1: raise their kids.
Speaker 2: It's upsetting. Did you steal when you were a kid?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 2: Boh, hold on a second. Oh maybe like you don't
Speaker 2: smoke pot, but you did.
Speaker 1: No. I think when I was like nine years old
Speaker 1: years old, I didn't know any better. I think I
Speaker 1: might have stolen Swedish fish, stolen off you know, Swedish fish,
Speaker 1: the jellyfish type things.
Speaker 2: That I'm aware of what it is. I was just saying,
Speaker 2: it's you might have stolen they.
Speaker 1: I might have stolen at test Tessie's Tessie's candy store
Speaker 1: around the corner. We had an old school candy store,
Speaker 1: soda fountain place, and I don't know. I guess they
Speaker 1: were like a nickel they were, you know, they were.
Speaker 1: They came individual you could just like peel it off
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: And so you stole a nickels worth the candy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know why I did that.
Speaker 1: Well, I got caught stealing unintentionally. I may have told
Speaker 1: this story like two hundred episodes ago, three hundred episodes ago.
Speaker 1: I was in a candy store across the street from
Speaker 1: my house or I always went like I was eight
Speaker 1: years old, like you could go outside, go to the
Speaker 1: candy store. Back then, it was you know, different world.
Speaker 1: So I used to buy my comic books there. They
Speaker 1: had the spindle, you know, the revolver rat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the vawling wrack.
Speaker 1: Yes, I used to buy my comics there. So I
Speaker 1: went and I went to the you know, the counter
Speaker 1: has all a in front of the county. They have
Speaker 1: all the little dishes, the little divider areas well the
Speaker 1: candy is. So I picked up a two cent piece
Speaker 1: of bazooka gum.
Speaker 2: It was two cents back then, and.
Speaker 1: I picked it up, put it in my hand, and
Speaker 1: then I was like looking at the comic books. So
Speaker 1: I was like looking for a comics to I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: when I come back later with my mom or I
Speaker 1: have more money, I'll buy some comics. So I walked
Speaker 1: out with the gum in my hand in my pocket.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it, and the guy's like, well where
Speaker 1: are you going? I'm like what he's like trying to
Speaker 1: steal the gum? Like no that he got my He
Speaker 1: went and got my dad because he knew where he lived.
Speaker 2: He rang the bell and had my father come down.
Speaker 1: Wow again it was a police officer was none too
Speaker 1: happy that I was allegedly stealing the gum, but he
Speaker 1: knew I wouldn't steal the gum. So I don't apologize
Speaker 1: to the guy and he's like, sorry, that never do
Speaker 1: that again. Yes, I got I got accused of stealing
Speaker 1: the gum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I've really stolen anything. I've always
Speaker 2: been an upstanding citizen. Uh uh. When it was the record,
Speaker 2: they I earned that grape soda. Oh no, you didn't know.
Speaker 1: You didn't. Okay, you know all the slices are like,
Speaker 1: what about the grape? So I will say there might
Speaker 1: have been a time or two where hold on and
Speaker 1: is this considered stealing? Hold on where I had a
Speaker 1: cart full of groceries and stuff and they scan everything.
Speaker 1: And then I realize after the fact that they want
Speaker 1: to scan the the Yeah, the case of water under
Speaker 1: the under the cart. This is after I'm after I'm
Speaker 1: walking away and I'm into the you know, halfway into
Speaker 1: the parking lot, and I didn't go back.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fucking is that stealing? That stealing?
Speaker 1: Yes, but that was unintentional stealing. Okay, that's not stealing,
Speaker 1: that's not really stealing. See because I didn't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't intentionally try and trick them or and conceal something
Speaker 1: to do. Right, But once you knew, Now there's some
Speaker 1: people that say, well, it was their mistake, they gave
Speaker 1: it to you. Yeah, you can't be. You can't be
Speaker 1: arrested for that, but I guess you could be. If
Speaker 1: they saw you on the camera, they could say you
Speaker 1: knew it was under there, because that's a scam, right.
Speaker 1: That was like, if you know odds are they're not
Speaker 1: going to see the water, you could deliberately put water
Speaker 1: under there and act like, oh, they missed it, knowing
Speaker 1: they're probably going to miss it.
Speaker 2: See, to me, I was just being lazy. I didn't
Speaker 2: want to walk back.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go back in, so I got yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keeck at BJ's. The the registers. The
Speaker 1: self checkout machine says did you check underneath your cart
Speaker 1: for all items?
Speaker 2: Oh? It says it talks to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you don't check your items, it could
Speaker 1: say we asked you if you checked, and you didn't check,
Speaker 1: therefore you stole it?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, is this stealing when you let's say they're scanning
Speaker 1: all your groceries and you notice that the they scan
Speaker 1: in the wrong price on something maybe maybe something doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense, and there they scan it through and
Speaker 1: it comes up as whatever it is, and you're like,
Speaker 1: that can't be the price, and you know they might
Speaker 1: have tagged it wrong if that's not or the bark oh,
Speaker 1: or the bar code doesn't yea. Sometimes the bar code
Speaker 1: doesn't match up to what's in the system, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So so when they scan the barcode,
Speaker 1: it comes up as a price, and you're like, you
Speaker 1: look at it as it's on the screen. You're a
Speaker 1: story a couple of years ago, like a Best Buy
Speaker 1: where the TVs were coming up like a dollar on
Speaker 1: the scan and they had to honor it and they
Speaker 1: had they had to like stop it because people were
Speaker 1: realizing it. Yeah, there was something about that where the
Speaker 1: barcode was scanning, right. I don't think I don't think
Speaker 1: you should stop them while they're scanning their barcodes. I know,
Speaker 1: you know afterwards you go, hey, by the way, you
Speaker 1: just want to let you know that the twenty dollars
Speaker 1: thing I just bought came up two dollars.
Speaker 2: You might want to change that. Yeah, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call their attention to that. I'm going
Speaker 1: to call their attention to it. Already passed that loss
Speaker 1: onto me next week. Yeah, because they're gonna raise their
Speaker 1: prices if they keep taking.
Speaker 2: A loss on the turkey whatever or the steak I
Speaker 2: just bought. I'll mention you guys.
Speaker 1: I think I think it evens doubt because I feel
Speaker 1: like there's gotta be times where I got ripped off unbeknownst.
Speaker 2: To me and I paid more.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you just but you just go, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you just got your money because they rang it up wrong.
Speaker 1: Now you can save the company from getting ripped off
Speaker 1: by everybody else. Y'sah a company of people.
Speaker 2: They're scary.
Speaker 1: They're still a manager whose job depends on the profit
Speaker 1: and law statement. It's not just some big executive or
Speaker 1: some CEO or the owner of the company. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's got money. The people who work they will get
Speaker 1: fired because they lose money. They matter also, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: they're not gonna They're not gonna pinpoint it on one individual.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna get But if the still loses one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars because you didn't tell them. They may Oh
Speaker 1: you know what, whoever was in charge of that, it's
Speaker 1: gonna get fired now. I need to think that they
Speaker 1: don't get any repercussions. You'd like to pretend that, but
Speaker 1: that's not how it worked, right. It's like when the
Speaker 1: cashier gives you one hundred dollar bill back instead of
Speaker 1: a dollar, you're like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck her.
Speaker 1: Well, at the time of the gas station, when I was,
Speaker 1: when I was all the way down the road, halfway
Speaker 1: down the Garden State Parkway, when I realized he gave
Speaker 1: me change of one hundred, I'm like, whoa, I didn't
Speaker 1: give him a hundred.
Speaker 2: I gave him twenty. Oh, why didn't you call him
Speaker 2: up in Venmo? He gave me eighty dollars back? Why
Speaker 2: didn't you venmo him? I don't know it was it
Speaker 2: was a gas station. We talked about it on this podcast. Yes,
Speaker 2: I understand, because you told me to Venmo the ice
Speaker 2: cream guy. You should have venmoed the gas guy. I
Speaker 2: didn't know what cash No, it was already too late.
Speaker 2: It was I was already gone when I realized the
Speaker 2: error of their ways. Right, scary. You could have venmoed
Speaker 2: the guy. We don't know his name. How do I
Speaker 2: know what his Venmo is?
Speaker 1: It was all the gas station, whether this shell station
Speaker 1: or the Molden stations, tried this.
Speaker 2: We talked about.
Speaker 1: He didn't try anything. You go back and listen to
Speaker 1: the episode slices the gas pedal.
Speaker 2: And you went faster.
Speaker 1: You know if you don't remember this story slices, please
Speaker 1: get my back. You knew that back then. I was right,
Speaker 1: and now you'll agree with me again.
Speaker 2: You're not right. You just do it too far away.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: You want me to Venmo the ice cream guy. You
Speaker 1: could have venmoed the gas guy. You're very quick to
Speaker 1: throw on my Venmo. I don't see you throw on
Speaker 1: your Venmo. All right, we'll be right back about your Venmo.
Speaker 2: I got it, I got it. Give you some gas
Speaker 2: on the crapper. It's podcast. Hey, oh oh I got
Speaker 2: a guess store. Oh you got a gas story? Go
Speaker 2: for it? Do yeah? You know no, you do your
Speaker 2: story because you're excited, but I'll do my guess. Well
Speaker 2: it's not really a story. Okay, Well, all right, let's
Speaker 2: so poor jet Ski Brian. He can't win. He or
Speaker 2: the guy who's who's into virtual models on Instagram.
Speaker 1: No, he's been having a week with the jet skis.
Speaker 1: It's been a very busy week because the weather has
Speaker 1: been great here in the Northeast. Every tour sold out.
Speaker 1: Those jet skis are running up and down the Hudson River,
Speaker 1: going around the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 2: And you know, okay, he basically, uh, you know, with
Speaker 2: more what is it with With more skis on the
Speaker 2: water and.
Speaker 1: More power comes great responsibility. With more of that comes
Speaker 1: more trouble, more money, more problems right here in River City. Well, no,
Speaker 1: because the public is inconsiderate, people showing up forty five
Speaker 1: minutes late for their tour, almost missing it. This one
Speaker 1: guy went on rogue the other day. This is I
Speaker 1: wanted him to tell a story. But the short of
Speaker 1: it is, you're on He was on a guided I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously they do guided tours. Okay, you don't just rent
Speaker 1: the ski and just run amok. You have to follow
Speaker 1: the call. You know all the protocol, and you follow
Speaker 1: the guide, You follow the leader, lead a lida, you
Speaker 1: get your picture up at their statue Liberty, all that
Speaker 1: great stuff. Well, this one guy figured an hour wasn't
Speaker 1: enough for him, and he wasn't coming back. So he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are little bring the skis back in. Some
Speaker 1: random guy goes, I think I'm a I think I
Speaker 1: would take this for a spin. Peace out. What you're
Speaker 1: gonna do about it? And he just went speeding up
Speaker 1: the other way of the Hudson toward the George Washington Bridge.
Speaker 2: The guy went. He says, in all of his years,
Speaker 2: jesseke Brian.
Speaker 1: Has never experienced a client who said, fuck you in
Speaker 1: your in your business.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm not done yet, I'm not done playing.
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm just going for it. And he just
Speaker 2: went rowed. With all the ferries and boats and things
Speaker 2: that could have hit him, the.
Speaker 1: Guy went crazy and and and then the guy kept
Speaker 1: blowing the whistle and he said he was trying to
Speaker 1: wave him in.
Speaker 2: No such luck.
Speaker 1: This dude just took off for the next hour and
Speaker 1: Jetski Bryan called the police. Oh he did, he did,
Speaker 1: And there's cops on the water waiting for him, and
Speaker 1: there are up and edge water. So they they they
Speaker 1: apprehended the guy and they're like, are you fucking crazy, bro?
Speaker 2: What are you doing with theft?
Speaker 1: Yes, he could have pressed charges on the guy. He
Speaker 1: didn't want to do all that, but he got his
Speaker 1: ski back. But the guy was like wasting gas doing
Speaker 1: like donuts And what if the guy ran out of
Speaker 1: gas in the middle of the Hudson and then died
Speaker 1: in the middle of the Hudson. I don't understand where
Speaker 1: people's heads are at and how they think they're gonna
Speaker 1: get away with something like that.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: I he has a daughter who steals RECs pinut butter
Speaker 1: cups to target probably.
Speaker 2: But just that was kind of, you know, not funny,
Speaker 2: but you know, could have been serious. But I just
Speaker 2: the nerve of people, the balls, the balls on these.
Speaker 1: Path I'll tell you the only thing I do that's
Speaker 1: even close to that is I I love driving go carts,
Speaker 1: you know, like the go cart track.
Speaker 2: Yep, I I I.
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say, the driver, you know,
Speaker 1: when they go like last lap, you pull into the
Speaker 1: pretend not to see them.
Speaker 2: I got almost and I don't want to. You're that guy,
Speaker 2: You're the You're the jet ski stealer. That's your now.
Speaker 1: Now, some places they power your car off so you
Speaker 1: can't they go everybody on half power.
Speaker 2: But if they don't. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the cruise ship they can shut your power down.
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about old school go carts. It's a
Speaker 1: gas one.
Speaker 2: They can't shut you the gas ones, they can't shut
Speaker 2: your power down.
Speaker 1: They gotta trust that you're gonna bring the thing back.
Speaker 1: If you see the checkered flag. Look, if you're like
Speaker 1: halfway through the track, you got to pull in. But
Speaker 1: if they wave you in and you're like twenty feet
Speaker 1: from the entrance, you're going too fast. I'm like, ah,
Speaker 1: oh no, I can't control this thing. Oh next, I
Speaker 1: see your next lap. Yeah, the brakes are out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta take that extra lap.
Speaker 2: I'll do that.
Speaker 1: But I what I don't do is I don't take
Speaker 1: the go kart up the Hudson River to the Choy exactly. Oh,
Speaker 1: this cop is crashing in that river. You can't he
Speaker 1: got you can't just it's like a like a lake
Speaker 1: where you can just go. I'm gonna just go off
Speaker 1: on a lake and drive around. It's the Hudson River, dude.
Speaker 1: Airplanes have landed in that river. Yeah, Sully landed a plane,
Speaker 1: and you imagine.
Speaker 2: How did he die. Well, he stole a jet ski
Speaker 2: and an airplane. Landed on him.
Speaker 1: He's been having a week boy. Someone left him a
Speaker 1: one star review, which which don't.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. People to think about it. I think,
Speaker 2: assess the situation before you leave.
Speaker 1: What are they right, caught by the cops arrest No,
Speaker 1: it a different person. They had a great experience. So
Speaker 1: Brian called the guide and said, all right, this person
Speaker 1: his client left this one star review and why whiz
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 2: And then the guide said, you kidding me? No way.
Speaker 1: The guy did everything. No, he was so happy with
Speaker 1: the photo package. He said, I'll come back again. Whatever
Speaker 1: the case. The dude complained, he dimed him out, said
Speaker 1: something about how unprofessional the tour guide was.
Speaker 2: Yet he was the guy was the nicest guy in
Speaker 2: the world, so he loves leaves him.
Speaker 1: It goes from a five star experience to a one
Speaker 1: star experience, because it sure is so. Brian tore m
Speaker 1: a new asshole on Google in front of everybody, said
Speaker 1: this is the owner here and I'm gonna let you know,
Speaker 1: bump up bop, and then the guy took the review down.
Speaker 1: But good, you know what you could really see? You
Speaker 1: ever seen reviews like four stars? They go for four
Speaker 1: to five.
Speaker 2: Loved it.
Speaker 1: Had the best time, The food was great, service is great,
Speaker 1: loved it, can't wait to go back. What are you
Speaker 1: giving a four star review for? Yeah, you give him
Speaker 1: a five, give him a five. Well five, they're trying
Speaker 1: to make a living. You had a great time, and
Speaker 1: you don't take it from five to one just because
Speaker 1: your food was you know, came out late.
Speaker 2: Do you do that? Brody? Do leave?
Speaker 1: Would you leave a one star review on a place
Speaker 1: you'd be fair? Right, there's a reason why there's one star,
Speaker 1: two star, three star, four starre five star. You have
Speaker 1: other options. You don't just go from five to one.
Speaker 1: But I feel like this is where in a society
Speaker 1: of extremes, I think the I would give like a
Speaker 1: three star if I thought, like, well, the food was good,
Speaker 1: but the service is terrible. But if the service was
Speaker 1: terrible one time, and it's not indicative of the restaurant, right,
Speaker 1: like how did the manager to handle it? But if
Speaker 1: the food is awful, the presentations banned, I saw a
Speaker 1: water bug crawling on the wall, then yeah, I would
Speaker 1: probably give one star.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that hasn't happened, so you know, I mean
Speaker 2: a lot has to go wrong to give one star.
Speaker 1: But what other people don't understand is when they're leaving
Speaker 1: these reviews, they're playing with people's livelihoods.
Speaker 2: These are people's You know, you can tank a business.
Speaker 1: The business could go out of business because of low
Speaker 1: ratings because nobody wants to just you know, nobody wants
Speaker 1: to go there because I mean I live in on
Speaker 1: Google's Yeah wait a minute, So now you're concerned about consequences.
Speaker 1: But stealing the water and having the cashier fired you
Speaker 1: didn't care about. Yeah, oh when they misscanned, they miss
Speaker 1: barcoded something to chopright, and somebody gets in trouble for that,
Speaker 1: you don't care. But the restaurant you care about because
Speaker 1: you can stuff your fat face. That's all you care about.
Speaker 2: Small business. I don't want that restaurant to close. I'm
Speaker 2: all for the local mom and pop. I'm mom for
Speaker 2: the small business.
Speaker 1: I don't want to Okay, So if you had a
Speaker 1: case of water under your cart at a small mom
Speaker 1: and pop grocery, oh, I'm telling you, then he's go back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the big corporation, I don't care. So it's okay to
Speaker 1: steal from rich people. No, I'm not saying that either.
Speaker 1: You're trying to corner me. Remember the homeless guy thinks
Speaker 1: you're rich, So is it okay for him to rob
Speaker 1: from you?
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: Well, he's telling all his buddies under the bridge he's
Speaker 1: living under. Hey, that guy he's got a coat. He
Speaker 1: must be rich. He can afford to get a new coat.
Speaker 1: Let's go steal his coat. Now that mentality, No, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's different.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Look at the guy in the BMW. He can afford
Speaker 1: his car. Let's go steal his watch in his wallet.
Speaker 1: When you see when you see a big time, a
Speaker 1: big time expensive store like a I'm just gonna call
Speaker 1: it out, like a Gucci or a product. Get get
Speaker 1: get get gets. No, it's not get smashed and grabbed.
Speaker 1: We're people terrible, awful, terrible. But do I feel as
Speaker 1: bad as I do if the mom and pop store
Speaker 1: got robbed? I don't feel as bad. What if Mom
Speaker 1: and Poppa pricks doesn't matter their mom and pop stores.
Speaker 1: What if mom and pop are the nastiest people in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: They're on a mom and pop. But what if they
Speaker 2: steal what I they're running the drug? Right? Is My
Speaker 2: point is that no steal from anybody? Yeah? How about that?
Speaker 2: I'm with you on that.
Speaker 1: Nobody's no, let's not leave. Let's not leave it right there?
Speaker 1: What is the CNN. We're not gonna leave it right there.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep coming. We gotta leave it right there.
Speaker 2: We're not gonna. We're not gonna. I'm I'm don't making
Speaker 2: my point yet. You can't meet leave me right here.
Speaker 2: We gotta go. We can do. We're up against it,
Speaker 2: up against the break. No, we can. We can keep
Speaker 2: talking if we want. This is a fucking podcast. We
Speaker 2: do what we want to do. Now, weren't from our sponsor?
Speaker 2: What are you trying to do? You can't take me
Speaker 2: to break. We'll be back from a congressman from the
Speaker 2: grey dat of Wisconsin. No, let me make a point here. Okay.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is I don't I'm not sayingealing is steal.
Speaker 2: Stealing is wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's put it that way. Start stealing is wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you want people to be apprehended. But my question,
Speaker 1: my thing is this if in the overnight two stores
Speaker 1: got robbed. One of them was the Christian Lubaton shoe store,
Speaker 1: and the other one is a mom and pop little
Speaker 1: like newstand.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would feel more.
Speaker 1: I would feel worse for the mom and pop news
Speaker 1: stand that got robbed, because they're gonna have a bigger
Speaker 1: recovery to get back to where they need to be.
Speaker 1: Then then a bunch of shoes that were taking out
Speaker 1: of the cusial Lubitton because they're a major corporation who
Speaker 1: could afford it. But that does not mean I'm condoning it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I still want the thief to hold on.
Speaker 1: I still want the thief to get caught, caught, I
Speaker 1: still want to I still want them to be I
Speaker 1: still want justice to be served.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it's before.
Speaker 1: If the crime of breaking into a store is six
Speaker 1: months in prison, let's just say six months, that's it.
Speaker 1: You break into a Mom and pop six months in prison.
Speaker 1: Are you saying if you break into a Gucci store,
Speaker 1: your penalty will only be two months. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that either. I'm saying no, no, no, Yes. You do
Speaker 1: the crime, you do the time you pay, you do
Speaker 1: the crime. So this crime is the same. You're just
Speaker 1: your level of sympathy is different. The level, that's right,
Speaker 1: the sympathy level of do I feel as bad for
Speaker 1: the big, big box corporation.
Speaker 2: I don't feel as bad, so let me ask you
Speaker 2: a question.
Speaker 1: But it's still awful, and I still want the hold on.
Speaker 1: I still want the criminal to be caught because it's wrong.
Speaker 1: Because that's justice, that's that's the law. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if I just don't feel as much, okay, sympathy for
Speaker 1: the big box corporation, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's say, because they can afford it.
Speaker 1: Might you understand Let's say Mike has a gun, and
Speaker 1: Mike goes out and shoots a poor person, and then
Speaker 1: he goes and shoots a rich person. Nope, you're trying
Speaker 1: to Luigi MANGIONI me, and I'm not going to get
Speaker 1: answer that question, because that's exactly how people feel and
Speaker 1: why they're trying to feel justified and sympathizing with that guy.
Speaker 2: He's a killer. A killer is a killer, and he
Speaker 2: needs to go to jail.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about whether or not a guy a
Speaker 1: guy ran an insurance company and may have denied coverage
Speaker 1: or I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying, let's
Speaker 1: say you shoot a homeless guy, you and you shoot uh, Okay,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Would you be more
Speaker 1: upset if somebody shot a player on the Mets who
Speaker 1: was a bad player, or if they shot a good player.
Speaker 2: Equal, because it's human life we're talking about. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: just checking. Yeah, you try.
Speaker 1: Oh man, they shot at utility infield.
Speaker 2: He's hitting two ten. That sucks. No, but now god
Speaker 2: they shot one. Somebody go, oh my god. You got
Speaker 2: to compare apples to apples.
Speaker 1: Man, this is this is specifically talking about robbing of
Speaker 1: a would you would you be more upset if if
Speaker 1: somebody shot a Yankee or a man?
Speaker 2: Equal, because it's a human life. Liar, fire my head.
Speaker 2: Hurt's talking to you. It really does.
Speaker 1: Break.
Speaker 2: Now we'll take a break, be right back after this
Speaker 2: right here. So is this our last break? Because I
Speaker 2: got a guest story. There's another one. What what are
Speaker 2: you rushing us to the end for like that? No,
Speaker 2: I'm just asking. I want to make sure I'm a
Speaker 2: man of the people. I'm trying to give the slices
Speaker 2: of maximum one out of podcast. No, you know you're
Speaker 2: a man of the poor people. Oh that's fine. Maria
Speaker 2: Baron on Instagram sent me a reel wanted me to
Speaker 2: tell you about. It's scary.
Speaker 1: Lambeau caught fire for allegedly fueling while running the vehicles.
Speaker 1: A picture of the Lamborghini on fire at the gas station.
Speaker 1: Oh man, really, now, so here's my guess story. Now
Speaker 1: that I've told you that I was getting gas, and
Speaker 1: I gave the guy on my credit card and I said,
Speaker 1: give me thirty dollars a regular.
Speaker 2: I don't need a receipt. It's okay.
Speaker 1: So a few minutes later, it comes back. It gives
Speaker 1: me the credit card and the receipt. And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't answer for the receipt, but all right, no problem.
Speaker 1: He says, oh, I'll throw it out for you.
Speaker 2: I go, no, no problem. I have a garbage bag
Speaker 2: in my car. I throw it in the uh.
Speaker 1: I said, I'll just throw it in my garbage bag.
Speaker 1: He says, all right, it's great, Thank you, sir. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. He said, no problem. All good, have a
Speaker 1: great night. And I start my car and I put
Speaker 1: the car and drive and he yells.
Speaker 2: I'm still popping your gas. Oh shit, Wow, the pump
Speaker 2: was still in my car. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He gave me the credit card and the receipt because
Speaker 1: I had told him give me thirty dollars. He was
Speaker 1: able to print the receipt in advance because Surry knew
Speaker 1: it was thirty dollars. I thought, I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: old school, you print the receipt when it's done.
Speaker 2: You. I didn't even look. You didn't even look over there.
Speaker 2: I had the whole comp So I'm like, holy shit.
Speaker 1: All I could think about was my car is gonna
Speaker 1: blob because of the Lambeau picture Maria sent me. And
Speaker 1: you started, you started, you started the car, Yes, and
Speaker 1: I almost drove away.
Speaker 2: I put the car and drove it. Wow, that's that
Speaker 2: was a close one. That was a close one. Yes,
Speaker 2: I could have driven off with the thing in my
Speaker 2: I could have blown up and then terrible. So I've
Speaker 2: I've given up on Google. I think I'm now, oh
Speaker 2: you you know everything on your own.
Speaker 1: Now. I hate to say it, but AI is taking
Speaker 1: over my life, so no matter where I so okay,
Speaker 1: So even if you go to Google, Google uses answers first,
Speaker 1: they uses gem they use Gemini. Gemini is their AI, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so AI will answer first. But now I'll just go
Speaker 1: to chat GPT and use the open AI if I
Speaker 1: want something. If I need something, to the chat GPT,
Speaker 1: the liar Jet chat gpt the liar. So now I
Speaker 1: didn't do this, but I was going to translation he did.
Speaker 2: I I didn't. I didn't. No, No, no you did
Speaker 2: you did? No, No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't do I didn't go through with the action
Speaker 1: because I in fear of being made fun of. But
Speaker 1: let me tell you the end of the story first,
Speaker 1: who would make fun of you?
Speaker 2: Scary?
Speaker 1: Know what?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 1: A childhood A chat eight childhood icon for me passed away.
Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan the wrestler.
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna say, NICKI minaj No.
Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan changed the face of wrestling. He has got
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of stuff that he's he
Speaker 1: did back in the day and when he was you know,
Speaker 1: w w O, and when he became Hollywood and Hulk
Speaker 1: all that stuff, and when he turned evil and he's
Speaker 1: back to good again. But I watched wrestling with my
Speaker 1: friends and got the figures and the whole thing because
Speaker 1: of Hulk and you know his you know all the
Speaker 1: storylines and stuff. So anyway, so he passed away, right,
Speaker 1: So he passed away, God rest his soul. And here
Speaker 1: I am thinking, huh, why don't I go find that
Speaker 1: picture that I took with Hulk Hogan when he was
Speaker 1: back on the morning when he came up to the
Speaker 1: Morning show. But now he was on like four or
Speaker 1: five times he has been right, But my camera roll
Speaker 1: has fifty thousand pictures in it, and I don't have
Speaker 1: him separated, so I don't know where the hell and
Speaker 1: and I don't know where he is in my camera
Speaker 1: roll sow instead of googling something, I just asked chat chept, Hey,
Speaker 1: chat gpt, when was Hulk Hogan on Elvis Duran in
Speaker 1: the Morning Show? And chat chept comes up with the
Speaker 1: answer like right away, And so I'll just then go
Speaker 1: find the date and go back to my camera roll
Speaker 1: and then you know, see where it corresponds and lo
Speaker 1: and behold there it is now. I didn't post it
Speaker 1: because everyone started posting Hulk Hogan pictures and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I better not get in on this
Speaker 1: because they were industry people trying to make fun of
Speaker 1: people that were doing this.
Speaker 2: So I said, yeah, so I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 2: So I didn't end up posting it, but I end
Speaker 2: also could have asked.
Speaker 1: You could have asked chat chat dB because you told
Speaker 1: you chat dB because I have all my whole Hogan
Speaker 1: pictures on my Facebook page from when he was you know,
Speaker 1: when they were new, and I have the date on them.
Speaker 2: And more importantly, most.
Speaker 1: Of your celebrity pictures scary I took with my phone
Speaker 1: because you never had a phone or you always were like, bro,
Speaker 1: do you just take you and a synonym?
Speaker 2: I have you? Would I have you with Sabriena Coppenter,
Speaker 2: I have you with Lady Gaga pictures. Could you send
Speaker 2: me all the pictures of me and celebrities when you
Speaker 2: have a chance. Thank you, that'd be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't hold your breath. So doesn't Apple have a
Speaker 1: feature where you can do an image search?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: But yeah, but you how do I get I have
Speaker 1: to actually identify a picture with Hulk in there first
Speaker 1: before it finds it. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you so you put a picture of Hulk
Speaker 2: Hogan on your phone and find this guy. I could
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: I could find similar pictures, Yeah, find similar Well, you
Speaker 1: could be like me. And as soon as I take pictures,
Speaker 1: I put the pictures in folders immediately. So all my
Speaker 1: pictures on my phone, every one of them is in
Speaker 1: a folder.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: See that's way too organized for me, but you know
Speaker 1: you also, I told chat Ept, I said, hey, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, show me, show me that picture. Show me
Speaker 1: a picture of me Scary Jones with Hulk Hogan, and
Speaker 1: it finds it from the from the web, if it's
Speaker 1: published somewhere, if especially, if it's like images.
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't remember I met Ozzy Osbourne backstage
Speaker 2: at jingle Ball one year. You did.
Speaker 1: I didn't remember what year, so I just asked, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the story real quick. So in two
Speaker 1: thousand and two, when Ozzie's show, the Osbourne's was really big,
Speaker 1: we had him at SZE one hundreds jingle Ball in
Speaker 1: December of two thousand and two. Now at ZE one hundred,
Speaker 1: I feel comfortable saying I was the only metal head, Yes,
Speaker 1: that I was the only real Ozzy Osbourne fan, and
Speaker 1: if anyone should meet him, you know, I thought I
Speaker 1: should be able to meet him, So you did.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: So Elvis, you know, he's Elvis, so of course he
Speaker 1: gets to you know, uh, pull strings, and as well
Speaker 1: he should. And he his boyfriend at the time, wanted
Speaker 1: to meet Ozzy Osbourne, as did Elvis. They both wanted
Speaker 1: to meet Ausie. So I said, I said, Elvis, is
Speaker 1: there any way you can help me out here? And
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, you'll come in with us.
Speaker 2: You know you'll come in. You got to meet Ozzie Brodie.
Speaker 2: I know you're a fan.
Speaker 1: So we went into the dressing room and Ozzie was
Speaker 1: in there. And this is two thousand and two, so
Speaker 1: not everyone had a cell phone with a camera on
Speaker 1: it whatever, and they were like, you know, no pictures
Speaker 1: Ozzie's you know, I mean even back then, Ozzie was like, Aussie,
Speaker 1: I'm still a loud of it, right he was. So
Speaker 1: I got to meet Ozzie. I said, I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy your your whatever. I shook his hand,
Speaker 1: I talked to him for a few seconds, and then
Speaker 1: Elvis and his then boyfriend got to meet him. At
Speaker 1: Elvis did get a picture with him because they were like,
Speaker 1: let's get a picture with Elvis because he you know,
Speaker 1: Elvis is a celebrity.
Speaker 2: I totally get that.
Speaker 1: So Elvis and I believe his boyfriend at the time,
Speaker 1: got a picture with Ozzie. So if Elvis has that picture,
Speaker 1: then that would be whatever. That whatever he was wearing
Speaker 1: that day is what I what I met him wearing
Speaker 1: but I don't have a picture of it because it
Speaker 1: wasn't like everybody got a picture back then. So I
Speaker 1: did get to meet Ozzie and talk to him.
Speaker 2: Why don't you you did take a picture with him?
Speaker 1: No, I told you ant like it was a no
Speaker 1: picture environment. But Elvis got a picture because his people
Speaker 1: were like, hey, let's get.
Speaker 2: A got it now.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you can ask chat GPT right now
Speaker 1: to say, show me a picture of Elvis Duran with
Speaker 1: Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it'll come up.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Google would happen. Hold on, I don't know,
Speaker 1: not Google but posted it. Yeah, I'm just you know,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, a little Dran and Ozzy Osbourne from jingle Ball.
Speaker 1: We'll see if that but chat gipt will definitely find it.
Speaker 1: So but anyway, anyway, that that that's I'm not seeing it.
Speaker 1: But it was a long time ago. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know if he posted it, and truthfully, it's not
Speaker 1: the guy he's married to now that was with him, right,
Speaker 1: so maybe it's not online anymore. Maybe not anyway, and
Speaker 1: I don't even know if Elvis has a copy of it.
Speaker 1: They may have taken the picture like for their purposes.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who took the picture of hy, but
Speaker 1: I did get to meet Ozzie.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. So um let's see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a question for you. Yeah, you were
Speaker 1: talking about leaving with the water. I told you about BJ's.
Speaker 1: They tell you like check under your cart. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: a member of Costco and BJ's. And by the way,
Speaker 1: who doesn't love a hosteale Bjhi? Uh?
Speaker 2: Did I ever tell you I sold that joke? No
Speaker 2: for how much? I think I got seventy five bucks
Speaker 2: for it? They got ripped off. Well, okay, so you
Speaker 2: do you remember Sean? Yes? Yes, producers? Yeah, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: So Sean was a very non funny guy who thought
Speaker 1: he was funny. Would that be fair to say? Yes?
Speaker 2: And he had a laugh like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, Sean, while he produced our show prior to
Speaker 1: you and I becoming producers, he won he did stand
Speaker 1: up here in the open mics whatever. So one day
Speaker 1: he mentioned BJ's wholesale and I said, I made that
Speaker 1: joke off the top of my head. Who doesn't like
Speaker 1: a host? Be a hostale Bjo? And he went, that's
Speaker 1: a great joke. Can I use that joke? I'll buy
Speaker 1: it from you. So I was like, well, I I
Speaker 1: sell jokes to Jay Leno and Bill Maher. I said,
Speaker 1: they give me seventy five bucks. He goes, I'll give
Speaker 1: you seventy five bucks. I said, ah, you can use
Speaker 1: it for a year, but after that it's my joke again.
Speaker 1: He said, all right, so for a year back in
Speaker 1: the early two thousands, you sold the job. I saw
Speaker 1: the joke to him and he did it on Sticky.
Speaker 1: I did it last night. I killed like, oh great,
Speaker 1: I'm glad anyway, So the joke is mine again because
Speaker 1: I want to give it to him for a year.
Speaker 1: So I'm at Costco. Now. You know people sample, They
Speaker 1: have the people who don't work at Costco. They work
Speaker 1: for the company that samples the food. Yes, that's why
Speaker 1: when you ask him like where something is, they go,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't work here. Yeah, they're just
Speaker 1: working there for the day. They've got gloves on and
Speaker 1: a hairnet whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well when you go, when you go up to sample
Speaker 1: the food, scary, do you say anything to the people
Speaker 1: who worked there?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: No, you just take the food and walk away. Oh waity,
Speaker 1: if somebody's standing over the samples, and say hi, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you of course filling the cops.
Speaker 2: Yeah you got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to actually make a little small talk
Speaker 1: to make it look like that you care, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: Why why wouldomen?
Speaker 1: I'm at Costco this weekend, and you know they have
Speaker 1: that they set up at the end of an aisle.
Speaker 1: That's where they had the little into the aisle. You
Speaker 1: have to pass them the end cap yep, right, So
Speaker 1: this woman is in the aisle. It's a wide aisle,
Speaker 1: so you can walk by with your car pasted her.
Speaker 1: People are coming up from the opposite direction, so they're
Speaker 1: coming up from behind her, ye, walking by, reaching over
Speaker 1: with their right hand, grabbing whatever it is and taking it,
Speaker 1: and you keep going disgusting, no eye contact, no hello,
Speaker 1: no thank you?
Speaker 2: No, this is really good. Don't even care what the
Speaker 2: product is.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they've already like went by once
Speaker 1: and now and looped around.
Speaker 2: How do you like take it and just take it
Speaker 2: and like leave? People are disgusting. I hate that. How rude?
Speaker 2: Is that completely obnoxious? They thank the woman or the
Speaker 2: guy working there.
Speaker 1: They're not making a lot of money, they're serving you snaw, Hey, thanks,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm not saying leave a tip, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: backhand the pig in the blanket.
Speaker 2: Bam. People don't have any people don't know how to
Speaker 2: communicate anymore. We've lost that. You know, we're in the
Speaker 2: We're in the dusk.
Speaker 1: We're in the twilight of communication, of human communication, don't
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, look, I understand like you don't want
Speaker 1: to thank people online, but you're taking the woman's snacks.
Speaker 1: At least say hey, thanks, yeah, mixer, small talk, give
Speaker 1: him the neighbor wave, give in the head, give him
Speaker 1: the point. Ye appreciate it. Give the.
Speaker 2: Boys podcast. We will be right back. I have a
Speaker 2: couple of small things for you. Your penis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it over with. Get to get it
Speaker 1: out of the way. First of all, I'm going to
Speaker 1: a pool party with Robin, my girlfriend this weekend. That's tomorrow,
Speaker 1: is right, Yeah, Well it helps all less you listen
Speaker 1: for the first time. That's why I gave it some context.
Speaker 2: You should just be like my girlfriend Robin, like Rose Pook, Lomono, Vextebles.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of weird because it's her uncle's house
Speaker 1: and it's all her side of the family and people
Speaker 1: who have some of them, which I've only met once
Speaker 1: or twice casually at a wedding and it and I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to go in the pool.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest and brody, you know me. I'm
Speaker 1: a pool slot. I mean, I see a pool, I'm
Speaker 1: jumping in. I'll jump into a puddle of water as
Speaker 1: long as it's outside anyway. It's an ing ground pool
Speaker 1: in a suburb. I mean, it's got all the hallmarks
Speaker 1: of a Scary Jones Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 2: And it's gonna be here. Is there a DJ by
Speaker 2: the pool?
Speaker 1: I don't know if we go that far, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a hot sunny day. Why don't you want
Speaker 1: to go in the pool? You don't take your shirt
Speaker 1: off in front of everybody.
Speaker 2: I just don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel weird going in a stranger's pool with people
Speaker 1: I don't really know. I don't know is it right
Speaker 1: for me to go in this pool?
Speaker 2: Should I am? I am?
Speaker 1: I weird for the hotels, this people, the people in
Speaker 1: the pool, you don't know. Yeah, but those people are
Speaker 1: complete strangers. These people are rich people. These people are
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed in front of acquaintances, but I'm comfortable.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So the level of comfort well, because the level of
Speaker 1: comfort is extremely comfortable in front of strangers, not comfortable
Speaker 1: at all in front of like these acquaintance type people,
Speaker 1: and then extremely comfortable in front of my friends. It's
Speaker 1: like a dip in the action because these because I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, it's like they're not my
Speaker 1: you know, I kind of it's just weird. I just
Speaker 1: feel it's weird when you know, when you kind of
Speaker 1: know when you're introduced to people, Oh, you're at a
Speaker 1: party and it's it's just a bunch of people that
Speaker 1: kind of vibe together and you might have kind of
Speaker 1: shook their hand once before, and I'm more I'm less
Speaker 1: comfortable there than I am with complete strangers or my friends.
Speaker 1: Do you understand where're coming from or not real? When
Speaker 1: you first said it, I thought you were being an idiot.
Speaker 1: I thought you were being like really, ain't on the weird,
Speaker 1: But I just remembered something last summer my friend who
Speaker 1: I worked with many years ago at Chuck e Cheese
Speaker 1: not paper Menu, a different friend. He says he's I've
Speaker 1: never been to his house. He has a new house.
Speaker 1: I hadn't been there at the time, and he says oh,
Speaker 1: I'm having a year end pool closing party. I'm sure
Speaker 1: I told stories about being there. Huge house. He says,
Speaker 1: bring your bathing suit, gonna have a big party. I
Speaker 1: got a pool, I got a hot tub.
Speaker 2: Come on over.
Speaker 1: So I go to the party. I'm wearing, you know,
Speaker 1: a shorts and a T shirt normal for the summer.
Speaker 1: And I got a bag with my pull stuff in it.
Speaker 1: And I'm looking at the pool, very nice pool with
Speaker 1: rock formations and a waterfall, beautiful pool. And it occurred
Speaker 1: to me that when I change into my bathing suit
Speaker 1: and my T shirt, because again I burn, I always
Speaker 1: wear a T shirt. Am I going to be judged
Speaker 1: number one for wearing a T shirt by people that? Like,
Speaker 1: there's people there I knew from, like like high school,
Speaker 1: which is a long time ago. We have mutual friends.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him in a long time, but they
Speaker 1: know me. And I have somebody else to work from,
Speaker 1: chuckiech you haven't seen him in a while. Like, there's
Speaker 1: people there who like know me but don't like they're
Speaker 1: not like my friend friend friend friend friends. And then
Speaker 1: I have my friend friends that are there it's their house,
Speaker 1: and then it's strangers there, like do I wanna do?
Speaker 1: I want to sit in a hot tub of people
Speaker 1: I don't know but sort of may know. I had
Speaker 1: the same feeling scary, So you don't want to get.
Speaker 2: In the pool?
Speaker 1: Are they gonna like, are they gonna like judge me
Speaker 1: for swimming underwater rather than swimming over the water. Understand,
Speaker 1: I like to do flips in the water, But why
Speaker 1: is that guy flipping in the water? Like, why can't
Speaker 1: I be myself in the pool? You're not going around
Speaker 1: right if I go to like a hotel pool, You're right,
Speaker 1: nobody knows who you are. Somebody who gives a fuck?
Speaker 1: Now They're like, oh, isn't that Rob's friend David. Didn't
Speaker 1: he work at the radio stage? I know that guy,
Speaker 1: that guy from the radio stage. You're feeling that feeling
Speaker 1: that I'm feeling, if that's the feeling more than a
Speaker 1: feeling more than but I woun you with.
Speaker 2: Your close friends.
Speaker 1: You could still you go back to doing your backflips
Speaker 1: and wearing a shirt in the pool, and they'll but
Speaker 1: the peripheral friends, yes, like you're you're You're at Robin's
Speaker 1: family's house. About thanks the guys she's dating all this time,
Speaker 1: like it's a kind of like a I know you,
Speaker 1: but I don't. That's the people I'm least comfortable with.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why I'm with him. All Right,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to I gotta I got a tangent conversation.
Speaker 1: I need your opinion, slices, I need your opinion. Scary
Speaker 1: if you had a hot tub right in your house,
Speaker 1: like on your at your where you live, your house,
Speaker 1: like let's say you had a house, your own hot
Speaker 1: tub in your backyard, whatever, you'd go in your hot tub. Right.
Speaker 1: Let's say you were the only one in your family,
Speaker 1: would you ever go in your hot tub naked? No?
Speaker 2: Never, never, even if I'm the only one here. Never.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, okay, the reason I'm asking, I didn't ever
Speaker 1: go in my hot tub naked. But you feel like
Speaker 1: you feel like you're naked. Right, The water is going
Speaker 1: in your bathing suit and it's going in everything, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So if if somebody else is in your hot tub,
Speaker 1: that water is going all over their private parts and
Speaker 1: the hot water throwing it up.
Speaker 2: Yes, so.
Speaker 1: If so, if my family was in the hot tub,
Speaker 1: I'm no problem with my family, right, But if if
Speaker 1: my kids were like, oh, We're gonna have some friends
Speaker 1: over have them in the hot tub.
Speaker 2: I drained that.
Speaker 1: Thing and refilled it. Okay, all right, Now that being said,
Speaker 1: we have a pool here in the community.
Speaker 2: I go in the pool.
Speaker 1: There's strangers in the pool. The water is mixing with
Speaker 1: their private parts, and they're under arms and their hair
Speaker 1: and their ears and then floating over to me. But
Speaker 1: I'm in the pool. You go in public pools, same thing.
Speaker 1: The water is up their ass. And in the janital area. Okay,
Speaker 1: water is everywhere. The reason I'm bringing this up is
Speaker 1: my realtor who I've talked about, the guy who sold
Speaker 1: my house.
Speaker 2: He's a big slice.
Speaker 1: Now he's gonna get a big hick out of this
Speaker 1: conversation and needs your opinion because I think I'm totally
Speaker 1: totally makes sense to me, Slices, I need to know
Speaker 1: if it makes any sense to you. So when he
Speaker 1: was in the process of selling our house, I had
Speaker 1: the hot tub on covered because I was heating it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I was uncovered whatever, the case
Speaker 1: was uncovered. So he walks over to it and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: what kind of floating device do you have for the temperature?
Speaker 1: And he goes to reach in my hot topic.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, what are you doing? Whoa? He goes, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see what kind of a temperature gage
Speaker 1: you have in the hot tub or my chemical float
Speaker 1: or whatever it was. I go, I don't want your
Speaker 1: dirty hand in my hot tub. He's like, my hands
Speaker 1: are clean. I said, I don't want your body pops
Speaker 1: hot tub. That's a little much, Brodie, So hold on.
Speaker 1: So he calls me the other day and he says,
Speaker 1: I listened to your podcast. I heard you talking about
Speaker 1: your pool, community pool and the baby shitting in the
Speaker 1: you know, in the diaper whole thing. How is it
Speaker 1: that the guy who wouldn't let me stick his hand
Speaker 1: in his hot tub for a split second goes in
Speaker 1: a pool with strangers. Do you not see the different
Speaker 1: scary between a private pristine water in my personal hot
Speaker 1: tub that at least I can't control the community pool,
Speaker 1: but I can at least control I can't. I think
Speaker 1: you're over thinking it now, You're you're you're weird. Who
Speaker 1: cares about a random hand in your hot tub? It's it,
Speaker 1: it's hot water, and it's just gonna it's all those
Speaker 1: to the filter anyway.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have I don't skive that,
Speaker 2: and I don't skip the community pool. Let me ask
Speaker 2: you a question.
Speaker 1: Let's say you you and I were at a hotel,
Speaker 1: like you and I used to stay in hotel together
Speaker 1: when we used to go on business trips. And you're
Speaker 1: taking a bath. You're in the hot tub. You're taking
Speaker 1: a bath, Yeah, dude, do. And I'm like, scary, Can
Speaker 1: I come in for a minute? And You're like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm having a bubble bath. You can't see me naked, Sure,
Speaker 1: come on in. And I walk in, and it's scary
Speaker 1: Jones in the in the in the bath. If I
Speaker 1: walk over and stick my foot in the tub where
Speaker 1: you're having a bath, you wouldn't be grossed out.
Speaker 2: No, I would. You'd be okay. I stuck my foot
Speaker 2: in the tub you were in, I'd be okay with it.
Speaker 2: I'd be all right with it.
Speaker 1: So the water is going between my toes and swimming
Speaker 1: over and unto your private area, Yeah, okay with that.
Speaker 1: I'm all right with it. It doesn't bother me. I'm
Speaker 1: not lying, right, all right, that's it, all right.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: Next week I'm going to tell you about about a
Speaker 1: surprise party, and this question really awkward situation been put in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're a restaurant eating the bowl, if
Speaker 1: you eat a bowl of soup, you eating a bowl
Speaker 1: of soup. Let's say it's let's say it's mons of
Speaker 1: bowl soup with dylling it. Yeah, and I stick my
Speaker 1: finger in the soup and then pull my finger out.
Speaker 1: You're fine with that. That's gross because that's going in
Speaker 1: my mouth. Everything in that bowl, the contents of that
Speaker 1: bowl is going in my mouth. I'm ingesting it. I'm
Speaker 1: not ingesting the water that you're putting your foot in.
Speaker 1: So it's completely different. Sometimes water goes in your mouth
Speaker 1: when you're in a pool, No it doesn't. You never
Speaker 1: come up up from under the water and go spit
Speaker 1: the water out. Now the water gets on your lips,
Speaker 1: it's on your nose, it's.
Speaker 2: In your nose, all right. You can tell us about
Speaker 2: next episode.
Speaker 1: What's the story you were teasing the story it's about
Speaker 1: a surprise party and how I was put in a
Speaker 1: really awkward position.
Speaker 2: Brocklyn Boys, Brolan Boys, brock