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Speaker 1: We were contacted by a woman who says, every day

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Speaker 1: on her drive home she sees the most ridiculous thing

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Speaker 1: a guy on her street standing shirtless in his front yard. No,

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Speaker 1: not not gardening, he's working out, Oh, pumping iron with

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Speaker 1: actual weights and everything.

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Speaker 2: Get in.

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Speaker 3: The girls are complaining, why is that ridiculous on the

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Speaker 3: front lawn?

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Speaker 1: Now, everybody has the you know, business to have a

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Speaker 1: back lawn and jack and he just needs to get it.

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Speaker 4: On inside the house.

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Speaker 1: She already mentioned this to her husband multiple times and

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Speaker 1: he's seen him too, So we thought it might be

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Speaker 1: funny if we called the husband and said, hey, have

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Speaker 1: your wife stop checking me out.

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Speaker 2: It's your phone?

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Speaker 4: Tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Another for.

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Speaker 4: Fifty? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Left? Arm? One?

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Speaker 4: Hello, two, three? Oh god those hello?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? Hello?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What is this? Oh?

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Speaker 4: What's up?

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Speaker 5: Bro?

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Speaker 2: Uh? You called me? Man? Who is this?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Is this Chris?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Who's this?

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Speaker 4: Are you? Chris?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm Chris?

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Speaker 4: Is this Chris?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Why do you keep asking me? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's is Chris or are Chris?

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Speaker 3: Like when asking in the plural form like okay, just.

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Speaker 2: What do you need? And who are you?

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Speaker 3: Let's just say your wife definitely knows who I am,

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Speaker 3: and we may have an issue.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Look, I get it right, I'm chiseled, I'm swoll I

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Speaker 3: work out every single day on my front lawn and

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Speaker 3: I'm just out there going beast mode.

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Speaker 2: Hold on a second. This is the guy that works

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Speaker 2: out on it from lawn every day.

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Speaker 3: Listen, you need to keep your wife in check. What

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Speaker 3: I got your number from our other neighbor.

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Speaker 4: So I could call you to just tell you I'm

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Speaker 4: not interested. Will you please tell your wife.

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Speaker 2: That you think what My wife is addressing you because

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Speaker 2: she looked at you exercising on your lawn like an

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Speaker 2: idiot every day.

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Speaker 4: I am like a married chick magnet.

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Speaker 3: All right, I get it. I've been there, I've done that.

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Speaker 3: It never works out well. And I'm just I'm looking.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Like she told

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Speaker 2: me all about you. We laugh about it, but we

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Speaker 2: think it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, Well tell her if she wants to see

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Speaker 3: a burning hunk of rock, she should be staring up at.

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Speaker 4: A meteor shower rather than than me.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you should work out your brain instead of your body.

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Speaker 3: If you actually find a YouTube link on like brain workouts.

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Speaker 4: That wouldn't be a bad idea. I dropped some sets.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was joking. I was being sarcastic. I know

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Speaker 2: you're a little slow looking at Yeah, okay, my wife's

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Speaker 2: just looking at you because you're ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: I get it must be hard for her.

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 3: Every day she drives home from work and passes by

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Speaker 3: hercules then goes home to a Homer Simpson.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Just for the record, man, I work out

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Speaker 2: plenty myself. I just do it in the privacy of

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Speaker 2: my own home, and I have a gym membership like

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Speaker 2: a normal person.

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Speaker 4: Wait, no way, do you know Dougie? What about Frog?

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Speaker 4: You know Frog? Who's your personal trainer?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know any of the people there with all.

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Speaker 3: Of them, Dude, don't tell me it's Teddy who's got

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Speaker 3: chicken legs.

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Speaker 4: Dude, look at his cavs. Next time you see him, Bro,

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Speaker 4: point them out.

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Speaker 2: You'll laugh.

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Speaker 5: I don't know Dougie or Frog or any of these people.

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Speaker 5: I just want you to know my wife will not

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Speaker 5: be looking at you anymore, especially if you somehow find

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Speaker 5: a way to work out anywhere else.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like you want me to work guy with you. Bro,

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Speaker 3: you want me to train you and your wife?

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Speaker 4: No way, no one on Monday morning.

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Speaker 3: Tell your wife to just pull over finally, because we

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Speaker 3: both know she's been wanting to.

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Speaker 4: And then you joined I. We'll get some reps.

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Speaker 2: In I will tell her to speed past you as

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Speaker 2: quickly as possible.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well she does.

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Speaker 3: Just make sure she's listening to the prank phone call

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Speaker 3: on Brook and Jeffrey, because I think it airs at

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Speaker 3: this time, like exactly this time.

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Speaker 4: She could be doing what the prank phone call that's

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Speaker 4: going on right now you're on the radio. This is

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Speaker 4: a prank phone call, yeah, because this is actually Jose

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Speaker 4: for Brooking. Okay, sorry, I should stop the voice. This

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Speaker 4: is actually Jose for Brook and Jeffrey in the morning

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Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: Your wife Melody actually set you up.

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Speaker 3: She told us all about this guy who was very

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Speaker 3: real apparently that you see too every day and wanted

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Speaker 3: to semester with you about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy works out so much it's ridiculous every

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Speaker 2: single day.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a cool guy to me, a guy

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Speaker 3: who's probably hot and in shape and smart.

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Speaker 2: Are you doing this voice? Again because he does.

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Speaker 3: Brain workouts on YouTube. I did six cranial lunges this morning.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'd like to see on someone's frog lawn.

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Speaker 3: All Right, you and me Monday morning, brown cranial lunges

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Speaker 3: and go on and two

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Speaker 2: Week up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,