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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 1: It's a line good by just call.

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Speaker 3: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 3: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 3: line on you.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, girl, I don't want to offend you. Then

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Speaker 4: I did notice something. You smell like trash. But it's

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Speaker 4: a good thing because it's making me want to take

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Speaker 4: you out.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, is this the urge to slap him

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Speaker 3: with his own hand instead, ask him to kiss his

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Speaker 3: own hand and pretend it's you.

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Speaker 4: Not only well, not only.

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Speaker 3: Will you get a free show out of it, but

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Speaker 3: that's an opportunity to give him the number to the

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Speaker 3: loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we

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Speaker 3: can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Please answer your phone. I need your hope right now.

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Speaker 1: It's a really gross rat that I told you about.

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Speaker 5: It's back and he is just sitting on my porch

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Speaker 5: and looking at the door and it won't go away.

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Speaker 1: Get out of.

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Speaker 5: Here, shoot rat, God, leave me alone, you dumb rat.

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Speaker 2: How are you a fat god?

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Speaker 5: You're just supping you.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's like he is licking. He's a rat hand.

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Speaker 1: Oh why is this happening to me?

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Speaker 3: I'm a good person.

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Speaker 1: Were last night there were like twelve of them and

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Speaker 1: they were just sitting on the porch.

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Speaker 5: Why why me, Jay, please just answer a phone so

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Speaker 5: you can come over and like, just do something.

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Speaker 1: You you're a gun, right, I cannot leave my home.

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Speaker 3: If I die here, I'm going to run out of

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Speaker 3: food because there's a rat and I can't leave. Just

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Speaker 3: yell it, call me back. Next sounds like the rat's

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Speaker 3: got her.

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Speaker 5: A stranger with a gun over to their house.

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Speaker 3: Desperate times. I guess nobody else relates this to the

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Speaker 3: plot of Ratituy like the rats just trying to cook

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Speaker 3: her food and then the family right was coming from

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Speaker 3: the sewers.

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Speaker 4: Enjoy the cooking.

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Speaker 3: They took it to a pixarve.

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Speaker 5: Give the man some salt and pepper, and she's just

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Speaker 5: gonna get some sort of plague from.

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Speaker 1: This situxt heyo, uh, it's from the other night. Remember

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Speaker 1: I wrapped the Chili's Baby Back Ribs song at karaoke.

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Speaker 1: I got my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby

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Speaker 1: back ribs. Oh Man, good times, good times. So AnyWho, Look,

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Speaker 1: I know I peaked a little early in the night

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Speaker 1: and had to duck out, but I feel like we

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Speaker 1: definitely had a vibe going. So you just want to

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Speaker 1: follow up honestly, Like, I'm feeling pretty good today.

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Speaker 2: I just got a new airfier and a Costco membership,

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Speaker 2: so I'm kind of on cloud nine right now. I'm

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Speaker 2: an official adult. So yeah, call me if you want

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Speaker 2: to hang out or if you want some ribs.

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Speaker 1: I got my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby

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Speaker 1: back rid.

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Speaker 3: Wow, he's gonna tell.

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Speaker 1: Him that's not rappings.

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Speaker 3: Well wait till Kendrick Lamar samples that song for his

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Speaker 3: next album, then that's totally legit for karaoke night at Chili.

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Speaker 6: Well, it's true.

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Speaker 5: And you know what though, I may look overlook all

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Speaker 5: of that just for access to his new Costco card. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: he's gonna take you to Costco with him.

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Speaker 1: It may be worth it. That is true adulthood.

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Speaker 3: And if you like what you're hearing right now, remember

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Speaker 3: we are on YouTube, on TikTok and stuff and all

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Speaker 3: of the podcast platforms. If you just search Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey you can hear our second dates. Our phone taps

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Speaker 3: are awkward calls, and of course your favorite loser lines.

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Speaker 3: Loser lines just like this one.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, oh my god, God, and I just spoke

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Speaker 5: tea on me. Gosh, darn it, damn cheat added coffee

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Speaker 5: cups for my daughter in line. No, I shouldn't use

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Speaker 5: the Oh my god. I got a zoom call with

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Speaker 5: a client coming up in two minutes, So now I

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Speaker 5: got to try to salvage my work pants. Hold on,

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Speaker 5: stupid pants. Forget it. It's just it's not working. I'm

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Speaker 5: just gonna have to change pants. I'll call you, lady.

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Speaker 3: Pe.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was a butt dial. I thought she.

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Speaker 3: Knew did she get on an iron? I thought it

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Speaker 3: was a vacuum. I thought it was a little mini

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Speaker 3: like a shop back. I definitely suctioned up my tam

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Speaker 3: leg before, but it's kind of for a different thing.

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Speaker 3: Not many women used that, highly recommended by different techniques.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you never got any.

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Speaker 3: Resolution on who gave her the loser life.

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Speaker 5: I know, why was she?

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Speaker 3: I hope it was the actual daughter in law that

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Speaker 3: gave her the.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Claire is from auto Plate. It's okay if you're

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Speaker 6: not interested in in the vehicle, because I am interested

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Speaker 6: in you. When you came in here. I thought we

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Speaker 6: had real spark and maybe even a chance for an

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Speaker 6: extended warranty. What I'm saying our used to dance. I'm

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Speaker 6: certified pre owned baby doll, but i still got low mileage.

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Speaker 6: If you know what I mean, you come on by

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Speaker 6: and see me and I'll take good carry. I promise

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Speaker 6: you that I'll throw in some undercarriage rust protection if

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean, or at least you can

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Speaker 6: check out mine after a steak dinner. M hmm, No,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: One hundred percent chance that he pre wrote a script

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Speaker 3: for himself in the bathroom of that Toyota dealership or

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Speaker 3: wherever he was before he left the message.

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Speaker 4: I didn't get to the headlight punch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, call back again and leave another message. You want

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Speaker 3: more content, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffery YouTube where you can hear your favorite loser

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Speaker 3: lines of the week. We highlight them there just for

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Speaker 3: your your phone tap.

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Speaker 6: Coming up right after this brooking Jeffrey in the morning