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Speaker 1: You are listening to the voice, Come on now, big

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Speaker 1: me want and only Steve Harvey got what radio show man?

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Speaker 1: What you're doing with it? Trying to do the very

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Speaker 1: If the thing you're trying to do is to improve yourself,

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Speaker 1: trying to change If any of those things are in

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Speaker 1: You know, it's a it's a it's an amazing thing. Man,

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Speaker 1: the problem with the people who don't face the criticism,

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Speaker 1: You know, happy endings. When Judy sent you back to me,

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Speaker 1: everlasting mob mind? Are you going crazy? Julie, Julie? Who

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Missus Cilia? She don't she don't know

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Speaker 1: nothing about the happy ending part. It don't matter you.

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Speaker 1: You you're the receptionist. You know what you on the

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Speaker 1: Can I just tell you who who referred me? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who who told you that I have happy endies for anybody?

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Speaker 1: Because person I have happy endies for it is my husband.

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Speaker 1: Who who is it, missus Cilia. Nephew Timmy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvin Morning Show, Your girlfriend Karen got me the

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Speaker 1: that's all right. I got something for her. Oh you

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Speaker 1: got some happy endings. I got some happy endings for her.

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Speaker 1: You just wait till you gotta tell me this baby.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: I know you're happy. Now everybody happen. Everybody happened now,

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Speaker 1: happy ending thinking, Nephew, coming up nextidus asked the CLO

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Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning. Coming up at the top

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Speaker 1: All right, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is ready for

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Speaker 1: Lauren and Carrollton. Lauren writes, I'm dating an older man

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Speaker 1: in Knoxville. Olivia says, my husband and I were having

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Speaker 1: I let you get away? A song for that too?

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Speaker 1: She said, well, you in here with all these instruction

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Speaker 1: Where am I? Where am I playing there at? You

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Speaker 1: know I got some moves. I'm perfected over the years.

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Speaker 1: And you know she old because her name is Vernabody

424
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Speaker 1: name Vernon No, damn mo. She drank ginger all and everything.

425
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: But what she's asking is what's wrong with because he's crazy?

426
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: Because she by herself, and she been by herself and

427
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: she keeps losing me, and because it is because she

428
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: tells them exactly what she wants. It ain't just that

429
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: if you tell a man everything you want in the bed,

430
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: you that ain't wearing stops. Y'a always telling somebody what

431
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 1: she wants, how to do, how to be, where to go,

432
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: where to lay when they come, when they go, what

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Speaker 1: this is how, this is how old why she by

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Speaker 1: herself her name Verna. All right, coming up, ginger Ale.

435
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right Nat making root beer floats for dessert.

436
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: All that's delicious. Smara is coming up right after this.

437
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: You're listening show. Everybody has promise we got a special

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00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: guest this morning. And lord, lord lord, what a special

439
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: guest it is. It is one of my sisters, one

440
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: of the legendary queens of comedy. Huh to reign supreme

441
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: all this time, still queening, Yes, yes, still queening, stole

442
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: out shows all around the country, and we really really

443
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: happened to announce she's got an all new Netflix special

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00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: out this month. It's Smara Queen Chandelier. It's available now

445
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: on Netflix. We find and find out more about it.

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Speaker 1: Queen Chandelier is the name of us special. Yes, God, dog,

447
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 1: get on it. Lady and gentlemen, put your hands together

448
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: and anything else that clapped for the one and over

449
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: give it up for the Queen some more. Ye, good morning,

450
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: Good morning, y'all. Listen. See you don't put the arm

451
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Speaker 1: on my name, but I'm gonna go with that. I

452
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: like it, I like it, and I'm gonna roll you know,

453
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: I've been doing that though I don't know it everybody,

454
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: some are pro right right, but but I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: with it. Listen, My special drop today at twelve o'clock

456
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: midnight on Netflix. I watched it at twelve o one.

457
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: First of all, I wanted to make to it work,

458
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: you know, before I wanted to make to it work.

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00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: So it is definitely working. It dropped at twelve o one,

460
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: and I I cried the first five minutes watching it. Yeah,

461
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: you know it was. It was just that amazing. It

462
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: felt so good. It's entitled Queen Chandelier, and I am

463
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: all too proud of it. It is. It is amazing,

464
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: absolutely amazing. And you know how as an artist, you know,

465
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: we see it. We have times when we feel insecure

466
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: about the work and we really don't know what it's

467
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: gonna look like, what it's gonna feel like, but it is.

468
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: It is probably my best work yet. Like this is

469
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: a six my six solo project, self produced project, and

470
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Speaker 1: I'm I think this is the best work ever that

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Speaker 1: I've done. You know something, No, listen when a person

472
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: says six six solo projects, I don't I don't know

473
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Speaker 1: if people really understand what that is and work man,

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Speaker 1: that's six yes, and the six pieces of work. None

475
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: of them with the same joke on it. None, not

476
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: like not like some of these people. Now you come on, now,

477
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: you can't keep talking about how many specials you've got

478
00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: and they repeating jokes and all this that he's from

479
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: that old school. Y'all have got to check this out.

480
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: It's called queen shadow. Now you're sounding off on a

481
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: whole lot of stuff. I gotta watch it called social

482
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: you're talking about social media, prayer request? What's that about? Listen.

483
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: We just gotta have some We just gotta have some

484
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: rules and regulations in these streets. I realized during the

485
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: pandemic it was a lot of things that we would

486
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: introduced to in our culture, in our society, and I

487
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: just thought we just needed some rules and regulations, Like

488
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: what's the age limit on baby here? Like we gotta

489
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: have an age talk about it. Talk about I seeing

490
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Speaker 1: a girl with great baby here, and you just said

491
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Speaker 1: you can't have great baby here. You can't have a baby.

492
00:32:53,080 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: You can't have baby hair, that's just it. Time a baby.

493
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: You can't have a baby. Serious, if you're two tied,

494
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Speaker 1: you can't have a baby. Here, somebody got to draw

495
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 1: the line for person, for a person that that that's

496
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Speaker 1: going to tune in to watch this special entitled Queen Chandelier.

497
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Speaker 1: What what's the takeaway when they get through watching this

498
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: or while they watching it? What's the takeaway? Um, you

499
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: will see the mind, this is the this is the

500
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: most vulnerable I've ever been in my life. You would

501
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 1: definitely see my growth, you will see my maturity. Um.

502
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: I was locked in the house during the pandemic. My

503
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: father had just passed. I'm a full time caregiver for

504
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Speaker 1: my mother, who has Alzheimer's. I'm out of work. I'm

505
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: home just going through life, going through life, and reach

506
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: down to the depths of my soul and found what

507
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: was funny to me? I almost called it no eyebrows,

508
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: no bra Okay, you worked too, worked too. So that's

509
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 1: how wrong it is when it comes to my emotions

510
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: and my feelings about everything. Let me ask you that, Hey,

511
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: with all that's going on, what what's really kept you

512
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: going through all of it? Laughter? Listen, laughter, laughter, And

513
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: in my community, supporting my family and my friends. That

514
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: is the only thing that kept me for real and

515
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: had a safe than God. That's it. So it's a

516
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 1: lot of the special, just like doing the pandemic, and

517
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: while you're coping with everything, you having to cope with

518
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: on a personal level, because I don't think a lot

519
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: of people don't know a lot of comedians. Man, they

520
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,399
Speaker 1: just put we put a lot of our life out

521
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: there in a digestible form, right. You know what was

522
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: really getting me. People were calling me and I was

523
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: seeing people online people were like, oh, you should come

524
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 1: out of this pandemic with another skill and another mindset

525
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: and another talent. And I'm sitting at home talking about

526
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: what I having no other talent, I'm doing nothing else.

527
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not dancing on them, and I'm not

528
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: dj and I'm not cooking. I'm feeling like, okay, so

529
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 1: what is going on? So you know, God just said

530
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: do what you do and pick up that pen and

531
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 1: express what you see the world how you see the world.

532
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: And it came out to be Queen Chandelier. So it

533
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: is it is excellent work. I am glad that I

534
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: was able to embody all of that at one time.

535
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: And it's a piece that I'm glad that's people into

536
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: our society right now. And it is beautiful. Wow, Hey,

537
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: hang on, hang on right there. Hey, we're gonna come

538
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 1: back with more Smar now the specialist called Queen Chandelier.

539
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 1: It's on Netflix right now. Hey, y'all, go to Netflix

540
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: and tune in for Queen Chandalier. We'll be back with

541
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Speaker 1: some right after this. You're listening show, all right, everybody,

542
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: We're back in our special guests this morning. One of

543
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: the original queens of comedy, the one and only some

544
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: More hears our special guests. Her Netflix special just came out.

545
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: It's entitled Queen Chandelier. I need everybody in the Steve

546
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,759
Speaker 1: Harvey Nation. First of all, let me let me just

547
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: set the record straight. We all know the level of

548
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: ignorance that this woman can attain. Ignance hypothesized, genderfied, quantified

549
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: square and we got on the phone day we're talking

550
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Speaker 1: about it. And you know, so, how do you propose

551
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: how how do you professionally or personally prepare for a

552
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: project like this? You know, being that I'm an independent artist.

553
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: And when I say an independent artist and I you know,

554
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: executive produced the fan of special. I do everything. I'm

555
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: involved in everything. I write the special. I'm in charge

556
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: of the set design, I'm in charge of the theater.

557
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: I'm in charge of which market we go to. I'm

558
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: in shop, in charge of shopping the project, to license

559
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: it out, negotiating the deal, like everything from beginning to end.

560
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: I sell the popcorn if I was able to, you know,

561
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: but I work a deal where I can get a

562
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: percentage on that. But what I'm proud of is that,

563
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: you know, as an artist, when you go into this business,

564
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: everybody wants to go into it and then have it

565
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: where you just blow up and become a real big star.

566
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: But some people's path is different where you have to

567
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: be more educated about your business and learn the ins

568
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: and out of it. And it feels better to me

569
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: this way, being an independent artist and being hands on.

570
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: So I'm in on the presentation of my work and

571
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 1: it feels so good, Like I know everything about everything

572
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: about The Special, So I love it this way, right.

573
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: I think that that's been a huge part of your

574
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: longevity because you cannot stick Listen to me, man, we're

575
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: talking kings, queens and comedy. We're talking about the nineties, y'all.

576
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 1: Y'all just saw The Special. Y'all saw the movie in

577
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: two thousand. This thing was jumping off before that, we

578
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 1: were together making it work. For a person to still

579
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: be from that era and still be relevant and still

580
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: cranking out special is a testament to number one the

581
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: work ethic and number two the business accumus. Go to

582
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Speaker 1: Netflix and watch Queen Chandelier. Our girl, Somemar is in business.

583
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Speaker 1: Some more. Congratulations girl, Thank you all. This is happening

584
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: in black history months, so I'm shiny. Congratulations girl. It's

585
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 1: shining Queen Chandelier on Netflix. Ladies and gentlemen, give it

586
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: up for the one and only Samara. I appreciate y'all.

587
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: Love y'all too, Thank y'all. All right, Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it is the prank phone call for today from the nephew.

589
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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning show. All right, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Sister Odell is here ware dis moaning, moaning.

591
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Speaker 1: It's naughty evening, naught to night. It's mom. Well, I

592
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: love Sister Odell. You found happy this morning. Well I'm

593
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: doing fine. Hello, Sherley, how is you today? I'm well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Sister Odell. Goody calling Hey, sister Odell, how

595
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Speaker 1: you're doing good? Hi girl? Miss Sippish you know is

596
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Speaker 1: she evil? He don't have a speak. She don't have

597
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Speaker 1: a speak. I don't get tat. I don't have to

598
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Speaker 1: get that way. She's not you don't speak? You wave?

599
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Speaker 1: Who is you? What is you? What? What? What is you? Did? Hello?

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Speaker 1: And no? She gonna talk today? Come on? Hello? Come on?

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Speaker 1: Who y'all son of life? Oh lord, you wouldn't think

602
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Speaker 1: a voice would come out of a face like that,

603
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Speaker 1: lir It don't add up. Well, I guess I won't

604
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Speaker 1: bother you know more. I'm sorry. Be careful what you

605
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Speaker 1: wish for. I didn't mean to push you out there

606
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: like that. I have my mistakes. Can't say I didn't

607
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Speaker 1: mean to gasp lit you Harry Julian morns is though there?

608
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Speaker 1: Hi Thomas, Yes, ma'am, good morning. What's what is? What is?

609
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Speaker 1: What's going on today? Shirt? Well, sister Dell, I don't

610
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: know if you heard about this story. Um. This woman,

611
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Speaker 1: Marie Carson, lives in Indianapolis. She allegedly embezzled close to

612
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Speaker 1: I don't know, five hundred and seventy five dollars from

613
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: her church. This happened over a thirteen year period. She

614
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 1: spent it all. This is where she's seventy four thousand, thousand, dollars.

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00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: A yea thousand, that's big money, six figures. Yes, five

616
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Speaker 1: hundred is seminy four thousand dollars, Yes, ma'am, he did

617
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: what would it? She spent it on going to the

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00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: casino and gambling and vacation. She went down to Florida

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Speaker 1: every year. And Marie is seventy two years old. She's

620
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Speaker 1: been sentenced to two years in federal prison. I'm just saying,

621
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Speaker 1: can you believe that she stole from the lord's house

622
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Speaker 1: like that? Deady health? Is she now? Low down, good

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Speaker 1: for nothing? Deady health? For five hundred is seminy four

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Speaker 1: thousand doll thousand. Yeah, that's a lot of that's let

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Speaker 1: me see, that's that's forty years of work. Forty year

626
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Speaker 1: forty yourself work. What kind of work, you know, just

627
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Speaker 1: regular work. You know, peoples ain't got it like that time.

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Speaker 1: Everybody ain't a famous comedian, TV star, you know, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, just Raglar p and Thomaston forgot what that is,

630
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 1: you know, living out there telling everything public schools and everything,

631
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: playing in the baseball leagues with the white kids and

632
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: riding his own little up handmade trucks down to it.

633
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: Everything he's making donations to the school, you know, you know,

634
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: and then we had that right there. So you know, Thomas,

635
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that's struggling, you know, but

636
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 1: that's a lot of money for her to uh, what's

637
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: your what's the word you call it? Embezzel, embezzel Hmm.

638
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could get that much money in

639
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: your brat you get it out the church that. I

640
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: didn't know you could get that much money in your

641
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 1: brow hot you ever get five hundred and seventy four

642
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: thousand dollars at the church? We got packed down service

643
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: right after we collect the off of that a church real, yeah,

644
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: we do a pat down sunderstand it. We were install

645
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: the same thing they got to the airported our church, TSA.

646
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: You know where you're going. Stand in the glass dome

647
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 1: and hold your hands up like you stick up. Yeah,

648
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: we can see anything in now. You better not have

649
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 1: a quarter in your pocket. Jay, coming on here. We

650
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: stopped all that ever since brother Bartholom who stole at

651
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars, we went and invested and got one.

652
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: The machine was eighty thousand down. All right, thank you,

653
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: sister Otell coming up here, coming up in the Nephew

654
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call, and I say one last

655
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: thing before you go, kids, going to hell, though, you

656
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: do know that you're listening to this Day Morning show

657
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour about four

658
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and the

659
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:17,800
Speaker 1: subject is Andy's in his suitcase. We'll get into that

660
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few

661
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and

662
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us, naff Well,

663
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to get out of jail on this

664
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 1: prank right here, I'm getting ready to get out of jail.

665
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: And Lronda is my girl, and uh yeah, yeah, yeah,

666
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: that's all. That's all you need to know. That's a

667
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: good set up right there, Larnd is my girl. I'm

668
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: getting ready to get out of jail. Let's coquet, donkey.

669
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: It is Hello. This call will be recorded and monitoring.

670
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: I have a collect call from an inmate. If you

671
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 1: would like to accept this and future collect calls, please

672
00:44:55,880 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: press for Hello. Hello Yo, yeah, Hello, I'm trying this

673
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: Rydy Rodney. I'm trying to reach uh Lrondada. Yeah, Ronda,

674
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: do I have to round them. No, you you got

675
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: the right number. Man, that's my wife. Who is this? Okay? Okay, okay,

676
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: hold hold up, nah this Rodney right here. I'm calling

677
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: for Larnda. Who who you know? That was my girl

678
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: for I got locked up. I'm trying to prompt race.

679
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, man. Uh. We've been married for

680
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: about two years. Man, I don't I don't know what

681
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Man, you might have the wrong number. Okay,

682
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: hold up then wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait

683
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. I know them.

684
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: I ain't man, I know them. It's like what say, man?

685
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: Hold up, man, Wait a minute, Lunda Larunda is married? Yeah, man,

686
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,240
Speaker 1: just in case you to hear me, Larunda is married.

687
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: We got a sixteen month old child. Man, all right,

688
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: and we've been man for two years. I don't know

689
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: who you calling. I'm calling for La Ronda. I've been

690
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: to get up about this is six weeks. I've been

691
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: writing letters and all kinds of stuff, sending them to

692
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,439
Speaker 1: our mama house. We're trying to tell me. You trying

693
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: to you've been sending what to her mama else? I've

694
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,359
Speaker 1: been sending letters. I've been sending letters since to day.

695
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,439
Speaker 1: I got locked down. I mean when you've been saying,

696
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: how long has been since you've been sending letters? Man,

697
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: I've been locked down for five years. Five years, and

698
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: I've been sending letters. I don't miss one week. What

699
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: I sending something to? La? Run? All right? What's her

700
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: mama name? Then? Ain't my mama name? Miss? Hold on? Man,

701
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: you've been sending letters to my girls mama for for

702
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: five years. Five years. I've been to get out in

703
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 1: six weeks. I've been locked down right in five years. No, man,

704
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: she ain't got no letters from you. Man, you she

705
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: ain't got no letters. Uh, we've been together for two years. Man,

706
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to break your heart. Hold hold up, Hold up,

707
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, hill man. What hold look?

708
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,319
Speaker 1: Because you get you you got me y'all this right here? Now,

709
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: let me ask you this right here? How I know

710
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: her mama name? How I know all this here? Man?

711
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: What what I'm trying to explain to you? I got

712
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: the right personally. I just I'm just blown away by

713
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: you trying to tell me y'all married? Nah? Yeah, we're

714
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: married now, happily married. Hey man, hey, you need to

715
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 1: take your back to the hill man, for hold up,

716
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: come first about what your win't do. Just come at

717
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: me wrong. Now, that's what I ain't fens to have. Now. Now,

718
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: I got a whole lot on my mind and a

719
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: whole lot of stress. Now I'm gonna tell you this

720
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: right here, just to let you know how this fens

721
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 1: to go. Don't. I'm fising to be up out of

722
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: here six weeks, and when I do get out, I

723
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: am coming to see Laurent know that I'm fensed to

724
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: come out there. Brother. Man, Look, hey, you up here

725
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: calling me with this ignorant stuff. Man, that's what probably

726
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: got your tell in jail. Anyway, y'all. Hey man, listen,

727
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: you come up here, you're gonna wind up getting buff

728
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: put up in the penitentiary, man, because I ain't playing

729
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,720
Speaker 1: about my wife. Man. Brother, you just need to don't

730
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: chill out after you get out of brother, say somewhere, man,

731
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: don't bring all right. Man. Look, man, all I'm trying

732
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: to do is I don't care what you're trying to do.

733
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 1: Trying to keep your That's all I'm trying to tell

734
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: you to do, so we don't both end up in

735
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: the penitentiary man, or you might be in You're gonna

736
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: end up in a grave if you keep testing me. Man,

737
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, don't bring your here. Bro, just stay there, relax,

738
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: breathe and Jordan dah man. All right, that's all I'm saying.

739
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: All right, man, that's it. Hey, what your wife has

740
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: to do is trying to threaten me for so you

741
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: keep your man. Don't bring you're looking for no run,

742
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: because I will put two up in your I'm coming

743
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: to see my girl. That's my girl. Women man for

744
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: two here. I'm trying to tell you you're gonna take

745
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: your all something like you we we're gonna shut them down.

746
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 1: Oh you thank you talking? Oh you thank you talking

747
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: to listen, Jo, don't drop up your black Look man,

748
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 1: I'm fished to come home in six weeks and I'm

749
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: coming to see Larronda, whether you're like it or not.

750
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 1: And I'm going to see you, mama. Miss. What you

751
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do is get in the way of me

752
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,240
Speaker 1: and my girl. Somebody I've been loving and writing letters

753
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: to all this damn time I've been on lockdown. Man,

754
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: bring your I will say it slow to you. Bring

755
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: your and I swear to God I will put you

756
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: in the grave. That's why I'm gonna put you, homie.

757
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: Bring you better stay up in the penitential. I'm coming

758
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: down now and see my girl, see her mama, and

759
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: get my girl back. My girl leaving with me. You

760
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: know the only thing you're gonna be seeing is a

761
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: basket because I'm putting you in there. Man, I'm telling

762
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: you you bring your I swear to God, man, you

763
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: knock on do if you want to. I'm telling you, man,

764
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: go to mama house. I'm putting your down, Homie. I'm

765
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: not playing with you. Man. All ain't that's my girl. Man,

766
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: that is my girl. I will you ain't gonna do

767
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: nothing to me. You ain't gonna do number but release

768
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: my girl over to me. That's what you're fens to do.

769
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 1: That's it. No, I'm a release a rousing your you

770
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: come to this, That's what I'm gonna do. I'm telling you, man, boy,

771
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: who round, Man, I'll be waiting on you in six weeks.

772
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that I don't be waiting on

773
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: you six weeks. Bring to my dough. You won't be

774
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: going nowhere else. I'm telling you that you're talking to

775
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 1: all this bad stuff on the phone. You ain't gonna

776
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: do a thing when I get there, but give me

777
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: my girl back. That's it. You ain't talk, you ain't listen.

778
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you,

779
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: so I go back to my sale. Is you're listening,

780
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 1: I'm listening. This is Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey

781
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Devin.

782
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: Hold on, dog, listen. This is nephew Timmy from the

783
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your

784
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: boy Devin. Man, y'all almost got him. I'm killing you.

785
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: I'm about to hit the jail man. I need st

786
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, I'm telling you I was going

787
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: to go down. I'm going down in flame. Who let me?

788
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: I need to breathe out this go get you a

789
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: drunk man, Yeah, I need to get me some up

790
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,399
Speaker 1: in me, bro. I'm about to count down six weeks

791
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:32,840
Speaker 1: on this. This is what you call bonified and certified stupid.

792
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: That's what you call the bonifide and certified straight stupid,

793
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: straight Egnor. That's that's that's what it looked like when

794
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 1: you never want. If you go to the diction there

795
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: and look up certified stupid, it'll be a picture of

796
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 1: the Nephew and them. Yeah, nice smile on my face

797
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 1: right there. You can't miss me. Just just type it

798
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: in Google it Google Google, bonifid certified stupid and you

799
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: you see me. You don't even really have to put

800
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: it in bonafide and certified just stupid, just Google stupid. No, no,

801
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: not waiting on waiting on my stupid is magnified. So

802
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm you want certification, I'll be damn. He came up stupid,

803
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: didn't you stupid? I don't know why, why complicating the

804
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: search engine certified? They'll lead all that stupid STU as

805
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: soon as you say you that that it came up

806
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: pete one, as you type P, you ain't gotta go ID.

807
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: We know what is Hi Baltified Certified Stupid will be

808
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: in Baltimore at the Comedy Factory this weekend Friday night

809
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: and Saturday night. Tickets are on sale right now. I

810
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 1: got a few tickets left, but I'm just about them

811
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: famous two words sold out, So if you want something,

812
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: I got a few of them left. That's The Nephew

813
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: Baltimore Comedy Factory and fri Dead Night, Old MG. The

814
00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: Nephew one hundred episode on the own network, Ready to love.

815
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:06,720
Speaker 1: It is a blessing, Yes it is. I congratulations Nephew,

816
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, congratulations on that. Coming up next, Strawberry

817
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: Letter for today, the subject Undy's in a suitcase. We'll

818
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to this

819
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: Day Morning show. Before we get to the Strawberry Letter,

820
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: we want to tell everybody that today is ash Wednesday.

821
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: It is the start of the Lindon season and you know,

822
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: yeah Lindon, right, get that t in there, Okay, get

823
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: that T in there, and it's time for the Strawberry Letter. Now.

824
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: If you do need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,

825
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Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM

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Speaker 1: dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter. We could be

827
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Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

828
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now, and

829
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 1: you never know, it could be yours. It could be yours.

830
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Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on type. We got it for you.

831
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Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, neph you subject

832
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: Undy's in his suitcase? All right, Stephen Shirley, Yeah, I

833
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: don't know how I will be able to help this

834
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 1: dog out right here. It's not what you think, Dear

835
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I married my high school sweetheart nine years ago.

836
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: He is a preacher's kid and he lived a sheltered

837
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: life until he met me at age seventeen. Is daddy

838
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: told me the only way I could date his son

839
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: was to join their church. So I joined the church

840
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: and got to have dinner at their nice, big house

841
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 1: on Sundays. My husband was very lame before I started

842
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: dating him, but after I turned him out, all of

843
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,120
Speaker 1: the girls wanted him. He was with me twenty four

844
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 1: to seven because I put it on him every day.

845
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: His dad was crazy about me, too, so I felt

846
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: like part of their family. On my husband's twentieth birthday,

847
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: he proposed to me and his parents bought me a

848
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,400
Speaker 1: nice diamond ring. We got married and I had two children.

849
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: My mother in law died a year after we got married,

850
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: so my father in law spends a lot of time

851
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: over our house helping out with the children. My husband

852
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 1: always jokes about his dad liking me more than he

853
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: likes him. At first, it was just a joke, but

854
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: not anymore. It's no laughing matter. After I found three

855
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: pairs of my panties in his dad's suitcase. His dad

856
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 1: is notorious for throwing dirty clothes back in his suitcase.

857
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: So when I did laundry Tuesday, I saw my panties

858
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: in his suitcase. I asked my father in law if

859
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,879
Speaker 1: he took my panties, and he smiled and said yes

860
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: he did. He told me he is dreamt of seeing

861
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: me in them ever since he overheard me and my

862
00:55:53,640 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: husband making love years ago. One more time, Tommy, he

863
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 1: told me he's dying to switch places with his son.

864
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: Do I avoid my father in law from now on?

865
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: Do I tell my husband? Or do I give this

866
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: old preacher what he wants? Girl? Are you crazy? I

867
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: mean really? Are you crazy? For real? Right now, you

868
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: already know number three as an option is completely out,

869
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: But since you had to ask, no, don't give this

870
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: old preacher what he wants. Come on, this is your

871
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: husband's father. Yeah, this is your husband's father. I know

872
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 1: you know that that cannot happen if you plan to

873
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: stay married to your husband who is his son. Right.

874
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 1: I do know you know this, surely you do, but

875
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,919
Speaker 1: it does concern me since you put it in a letter.

876
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: That is this old man's problem, not yours. Okay, what

877
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do now is get him out

878
00:56:56,239 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: of your house. I mean he's causing confusion, could cause

879
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 1: a major rift between you and your husband. Of course,

880
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,760
Speaker 1: you have a big ego. You like to brag about

881
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: how you got your husband turn him out, and you know,

882
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: and all this stuff, and the and the fact that

883
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: your father in law said you wanted he wanted you.

884
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: All this feeds into your ego even more. But you

885
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: got to think beyond what his dad said to you

886
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: and realize that this thing with his dad could destroy

887
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: your family if you act on this. I don't think

888
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: you want to do that. I just don't. Don't be stupid.

889
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: Kids are involved. You guys have kids. So you need

890
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: to tell his dad and no uncertain terms, to get

891
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: a life, get a wife of his own, and to

892
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: leave you and your panties alone. And please stop entertaining

893
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: this foolishness before you lose everything. Steve, I know it's crazy.

894
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: I don't know where to start. I don't know where Tom.

895
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this letter differently. I'm not gonna go

896
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: through the letter. I'm gonna just get to it. This

897
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: letter's real, super and the problem that we have in

898
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: here is at the very end the statement that she

899
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: makes last, Do I avoid my father in law from now?

900
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 1: Do I tell my husband? Or do I give this

901
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 1: old preacher what he wants? Wow? My question is, how

902
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 1: is this even a consideration? Right? Unless you see she's

903
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: saying this old preacher, but this old preacher that sparked

904
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: her interest. See, that's the problem we have here. She's

905
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: attracted to this boy's daddy because she's turned on with

906
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: the fact that he's still in Panis. Now she thinks

907
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 1: that's sexy. So the real problem we got here ain't no,

908
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 1: will you destroy your family tell this old man to

909
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: get his own wife? No, how are you even considering this?

910
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 1: The problem ain't the old man. The problem is you.

911
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: The fact that you're considering this makes this letter difficult.

912
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: So now what I think I'm gonna do, Because you

913
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: know you're about to ruin a lot of lives. You're

914
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: gonna ruin your life, your husband's life, You're gonna mess

915
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: up your children's life. Ain't gonna mess this old man life. Folk.

916
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: So when I come back, I think I'm gonna do

917
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: some type of reenactment because I really don't know how

918
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: to do this. I'm gonna be the preacher. Tommy, you're

919
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: gonna be the son, and surely you're gonna be the daughter. Okay,

920
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing yet, but here it is.

921
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: Because this letter ain't worth my time, cause you're crazy.

922
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: Her reenactment coming up in part two of Today's Strawberry Letter.

923
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: The subject is Undy's in his suitcase. Coming up at

924
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. We'll see how it

925
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: goes right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve,

926
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is

927
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: Undy's in his suitcase. So here's the deal. This young couple,

928
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 1: the preacher and the preacher's wife. They had a preacher's kid.

929
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 1: He was seventeen, married this dating this girl in high school.

930
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: The father told the girl, you can't even date my

931
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: son unless you join our church. She joined the church,

932
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: and then she started turning the boy out. He was sheltered,

933
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: didn't have no real no uh, street savvy. She started

934
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 1: putting it on him every day. Then all of a

935
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: sudden he developed some swagger and now all the girls

936
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: won't him. But you know, they got a big house

937
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: and everything so when they turned twenty, he proposed to

938
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: the girl. He said, yeah, the family bought the marine.

939
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 1: They got married. His parents bought a diamondrine they got married.

940
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: They have two children now, and then the mother in

941
01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: law passed after they were married a year. So the

942
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,520
Speaker 1: father in law now spends a lot of time over

943
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: their house helping with the children. And her husband always

944
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: jokes about his dad and heard the lady wrote the

945
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: letter more than he likes me. And then the lady

946
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 1: thinks that first he was a joke, for not anymore.

947
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm not a laughing matter. Because she found three powerful

948
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,560
Speaker 1: her panties in his daddy's suitcase, and his dad is

949
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: notorious for throwing dirty clothes back in the suitcase. So

950
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: when I did laundry Tuesday, I saw my panty and

951
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,160
Speaker 1: I asked my father in law. He took my panties,

952
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: and he smiled and said yeah. He told me he's

953
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: been dreaming of seeing me in them every since he

954
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: overheard me and my son making a love of years ago.

955
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 1: He told me he's dying to switch places with my son.

956
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: This helper rode in and said, do I avoid my

957
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 1: father off from now? Do I tell my husband do

958
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: I get this, old preacher, what do you want? So

959
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: this is to reenactment. Tommy is the son, Shirley is

960
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 1: the woman, and I'm that old man. Kids. I'm back

961
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: over here today. How y'all doing? Hey Pop, little fella, Hey,

962
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 1: do me a favor, go to snow or get me

963
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: some more packer or new posts. He's supposed to stop now,

964
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: I know, but I ain't just gonna go to snow,

965
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 1: all right, baby, I'll be back, all right, all right,

966
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:41,320
Speaker 1: hey Pop? What's going on? What's going on? You me? Yeah?

967
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: Thank you? Fine as you want to be. You know

968
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 1: how I'm worried about you sometime. I just want to

969
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: make sure you all right. You know? Yeah, your your

970
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 1: son takes excellent care of me. Pop, Yes he does.

971
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: Hey Pop, got them new points for you? Man? Here

972
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: you go, boy? How you doing? Hey? Yah? One other thing?

973
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: Can you go to the steward and get me a

974
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 1: quarter motor al? What's wrong with the car? Pop? That's

975
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:12,480
Speaker 1: at the hardware. It needs motor al. When I drove

976
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: over here, the light was on okay, okay, all yeah,

977
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 1: now now go to hardware and get it because it

978
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 1: was on seal. Go to hardware and get it because yeah, okay,

979
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: all right, baby, I'll be back. I'm gonna get motor

980
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: off of daddy. Okay, honey, all right, well ready to

981
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: cook dinner, so hurry back. Yeah. I like all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, car,

982
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: but I like all though, you like all kinds. Yeah,

983
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: well you sent you send rotten me out to get

984
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 1: motor oil. I would see you got any baby, Well

985
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: you know I used sometimes for the kids, for your grandkids.

986
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: Of course what a grand kids that at the daycare? Yeah?

987
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:04,479
Speaker 1: You just like handsome. Yeah yeah, I'm like, oh, hey, pop,

988
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 1: got that motor hale man, hey son back so soon? Yeah,

989
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: I got everything. So I got the motorle, I got

990
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: new puts. Everything you need. Can you go? Uh, I'm

991
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,520
Speaker 1: gonna do a little work. Can you get me a

992
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 1: chainsaw change saw change? I'm gonna want to use it.

993
01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm because some Liam's down change saw gardening work. Okay, okay,

994
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 1: go ahead, get down the street one. You want to

995
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,400
Speaker 1: get one from him? I don't want to buy one

996
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: my own. God this childheads don't want to read you

997
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:44,680
Speaker 1: and shoot you all know that here up now? Okay,

998
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: we started cooking yet, No, we started cooking yet. I

999
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 1: was honey, Okay, all right, I guess you know what

1000
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,080
Speaker 1: he just asked, had you started cooking? And that what

1001
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk to you. Yeah, I'm gonna go

1002
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 1: preheap the oven. So yeah, well my loving already hot.

1003
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: I was just wondering if you might want to put

1004
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 1: some minutes or well, yeah, I'm gonna put like a

1005
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 1: roast or something in there. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah,

1006
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 1: I got a roast. I want to put it there.

1007
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: Oh you back already? Ye, do me a favor. Go

1008
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 1: over to my house and tar the top of the

1009
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: garage from me some time. I got all the tar

1010
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: in the garage. Hard the top of the garage. Boy,

1011
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: you don't gonna stay your way ass away from here

1012
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: because he's hungry. Pop if he wants to eat dinner,

1013
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm hugging. I'm trying to get filled on hill. What

1014
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 1: is it? I don't know where'd these come from? Listen,

1015
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 1: we gotta go leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter

1016
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 1: on Instagram at Steve Harvey at them and check out

1017
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now. Coming up next

1018
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this. You're

1019
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time

1020
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: now for Sports Talk with Junior Junior, which yeah, this morning.

1021
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you when we got this morning, Shirley. I

1022
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,000
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to the NFL. Man.

1023
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,880
Speaker 1: They had to HBCU NFL combine for all the players

1024
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 1: that went to ABC US. I'm telling they diversified. They

1025
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,000
Speaker 1: had about forty players showed up. Man and the favorite

1026
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: right nine as a brother named Xavier Smith out of fam.

1027
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 1: You ran a phote three nine dog? They look what

1028
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 1: what was screaming out there? Suit phote three nine? I

1029
01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: read Poe three. I ran a phote three eight one time. Really,

1030
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 1: I was coming from church one night and I was

1031
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 1: walking in the middle of the street, you know, because

1032
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,920
Speaker 1: I walked on into the street at night, and this

1033
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: this German shepherd came around his neck and I could

1034
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,000
Speaker 1: hear the chain dragging in the street. I turned around

1035
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: and saw that damn dog. Two you're moving hunt why

1036
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: with no farting on? And that's a true story. Yeah,

1037
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: they're getting it speeding man. Also, Man, I don't know

1038
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 1: what's going on in Baltimore, but there's still no long

1039
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 1: term deal for Lamar Jackson. He has been tagged as

1040
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 1: a non exclusive to the Baltimore Ravens. I mean he

1041
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 1: can talk to any team. He won't, you, man, I

1042
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,920
Speaker 1: would hate for him to leave Baltimore. Man, but he's been,

1043
01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: he's been an he's been. He's allowed to talk to

1044
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 1: other teams. Yes, yes, sir, Hey, hey, right man. I

1045
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,200
Speaker 1: just want to let him know if he's thinking about

1046
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: a team, I have one and not. He's not. Ain't

1047
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: about thing about the Why would he going on in

1048
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: and run for his life every day on place ragged

1049
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: ass text? We we can. We just need to build. Hein't.

1050
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,760
Speaker 1: Lamar ain't got nowhere to go rebuild. Lamar need to

1051
01:08:29,800 --> 01:08:33,400
Speaker 1: go somewhere and get a rain starin't going to Texas.

1052
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't got nobody, you know. But we were bout

1053
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: to right, We're about to have We're gonna have Lamar time.

1054
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,840
Speaker 1: You don't worry about. We won't have them. He gonna

1055
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:45,759
Speaker 1: get him, get them. Then we're going to the playoffs.

1056
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,320
Speaker 1: We're back in it. If we just get him, we're

1057
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: back in it. That's all. I just don't want you

1058
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: to hate on us like that. We're gonna hit him

1059
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: all Jackson, he go hate, don't worry about he go hate,

1060
01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 1: But don't worry about that hate though. Just when he

1061
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,679
Speaker 1: goes somewhere else is where y'all that's the show, y'all.

1062
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: Don't want to come to that. Don't go to the Texans.

1063
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,560
Speaker 1: Y'all might want to take off that next morning. No,

1064
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm coming in and get it all right, Junior, Thank you, congratulations.

1065
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Okay, Steve,

1066
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 1: you have a funny story about ash Wednesday. We're celebrating

1067
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 1: ash Wednesday today. We'll figure out what we're giving up

1068
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 1: for Lent this year as well. Right after this, you're

1069
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, today is ash Wednesday. Steve.

1070
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:42,800
Speaker 1: Usually you grace us with the story that we love.

1071
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 1: Tell us what you're giving up for lent today. It's Shirley.

1072
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:50,719
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna stop telling you how to produce

1073
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:54,680
Speaker 1: this show. I'm gonna give up show production because it's

1074
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 1: obvious you gonna do what the hell you want to do.

1075
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:01,560
Speaker 1: Because I hold you I did not want to do

1076
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 1: the damn Ash. Where is this story? And then you

1077
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 1: go right up in here and go I know you

1078
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:12,840
Speaker 1: said you didn't want to do, but it's so damn fully,

1079
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:21,040
Speaker 1: I laughed every year at the same Damn I just money. Okay,

1080
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: So what are you giving up for? Left? I don't

1081
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 1: really do that, but you want me to make up

1082
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 1: something I don't. It's giving up for lint. Can I

1083
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: give up? Oh? Or co host? You ain't got real

1084
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 1: up in here. I'm gonna give up, does it? Let

1085
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,800
Speaker 1: me ask you something when you give up something for lick?

1086
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: Does it? What's the rule of giving up something for lick? Well,

1087
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 1: it should be what it's like fasting. You know, you

1088
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:56,679
Speaker 1: give up something that's important to you that means something

1089
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:00,160
Speaker 1: to you over lent, like I'll give up sugar or

1090
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:03,000
Speaker 1: some people. And how many days is that? For? Forty days?

1091
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 1: The amount of days that Jesus was tempted by the

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01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 1: devil and the wilderness. That's what it's attached to ompted

1093
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:18,679
Speaker 1: wilderness by by the devil. Yes, that was Jesus though,

1094
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 1: righting our lord. And you know I couldn't tempt it

1095
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 1: for farty straight two two and then I'm gonna just say, ah,

1096
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 1: I will come on there. God, let's see. I don't know, well,

1097
01:11:34,479 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: I could give up, like, give me an example of

1098
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 1: something you give up alcohol? Yeah, sugar, alcohol, fat, my

1099
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 1: food alcohol. I ain't got hi media. What can I

1100
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,560
Speaker 1: give up my wife and kids for for today? Is

1101
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:52,600
Speaker 1: that you can try and see what happens. No, no, no,

1102
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: Now you can give up your wife and kids for

1103
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:59,560
Speaker 1: forty years and then you do a whole. Yeah, you

1104
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,080
Speaker 1: can give a wife kids for forty days and then

1105
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 1: on forty day forty one, about forty it's gonna take

1106
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:10,960
Speaker 1: about a week. You ain't gonna believe how much money? Yeah,

1107
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:13,200
Speaker 1: and you're gonna move your ass out that house? Do

1108
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 1: you give up that high? Yeah? Not the ship show.

1109
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 1: What you're giving up sugar? Probably sugar, Steve, Probably sugar

1110
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:27,880
Speaker 1: too much? Yeah, you'd eat too much sugar. No, but

1111
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,880
Speaker 1: I don't like to eat too much. You know, the

1112
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 1: more you eat, the more you crave. You know, I've

1113
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 1: already done sugar. You eat the more you crave. Yeah,

1114
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 1: you're getting pretty healthy. Why don't you try profanity? Giving

1115
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:48,519
Speaker 1: up profanity? No cussing? Oh, Steve, that's forty days. That's

1116
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:52,679
Speaker 1: what was only forty days? No cussing for forty days?

1117
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:58,120
Speaker 1: Who and where they do that? I got time? You

1118
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: cuss five hundred? Ye Oh, No, I gotta go to

1119
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 1: what but you work in radio and television. You can't

1120
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 1: use profanity on the air in either place. Can do it?

1121
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:15,320
Speaker 1: We got a commercial? Yeah what you think commercial? Bridge

1122
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 1: is cussin? So is the answer? No? No? Okay, all right,

1123
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:30,599
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what for the rest of this show. Okay,

1124
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:37,000
Speaker 1: no profanity the rest of the show and tomorrow. That's

1125
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,759
Speaker 1: a good start. Yeah, let's do one day at a time. Okay,

1126
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 1: no cussom no cuss? I mean, is it somewhere like damn?

1127
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 1: Can damn? Still be no custom Tommy? No, we see

1128
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,680
Speaker 1: right down right there, all right, just be quiet just now.

1129
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: You can't you can't see profanity about to fire off

1130
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 1: a bunch of a mercher, all right, coming up at

1131
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,

1132
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

1133
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steven Show, all right. So,

1134
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys heard about this, but

1135
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: we're so glad to announce that our good friend and

1136
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 1: family member, actress Cassie Davis, is alive and well yeah, yeah,

1137
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:38,240
Speaker 1: it was a whole big rumor about her death circulating

1138
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 1: on social media. Cassie is probably best known from Tyler

1139
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:45,120
Speaker 1: Perry's hit show House of Pain and many of Tyler's

1140
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 1: stage plays. Social media trolls spread the horrible rumor that

1141
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,160
Speaker 1: Cassie had passed away from lung cancer. Tyler Perry officially

1142
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: set the record straight by posting a picture of Cassie

1143
01:14:56,400 --> 01:15:00,720
Speaker 1: with the news and in bold text, Tyler wrote, this

1144
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:06,120
Speaker 1: is a lie. Okay, Cassie is still with us, Thank

1145
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:09,679
Speaker 1: the Lord. Yes, yeah, we talk. She's good. Yeah good.

1146
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:13,719
Speaker 1: What are these stupid rumors? How did they get life

1147
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:18,840
Speaker 1: like this? I love Tyler's story about Cassie just coming

1148
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 1: to his house when he wasn't there, jumping in the

1149
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 1: pool and just swimming. And then if Tyler would come home,

1150
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:29,280
Speaker 1: she'd be like, what are you doing here? Tyler said,

1151
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:35,360
Speaker 1: this is my house, my pool. We love us, yes

1152
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:44,080
Speaker 1: too for as Yeah, well Tyler knows for sure. There

1153
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:47,719
Speaker 1: you just mess it up. Huh. Here's here's a true story.

1154
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:51,599
Speaker 1: People don't know. I'm Cassie years ago, used to take

1155
01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:57,439
Speaker 1: care of winter. Wow, she's so talented too light, Yes,

1156
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 1: yes she can. Well look more of the Steven Every

1157
01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,840
Speaker 1: morning show coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour.

1158
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,320
Speaker 1: We'll play a round of would you rather? Right after this,

1159
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:09,840
Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, and it's time

1160
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,439
Speaker 1: now for a round of would you rather guys? Would

1161
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:19,360
Speaker 1: you rather have your ariolap piers? Okay? Or yeah your

1162
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:23,440
Speaker 1: ariola appears? Or would you rather have a tattoo inside

1163
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,519
Speaker 1: your lip? Which one you think would be more? What

1164
01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: is it? Tattoo? Yea any idea? No? You know we

1165
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 1: gonna have to use a lot. Do you know how

1166
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:52,639
Speaker 1: much we can put on him? Now? I can put

1167
01:16:52,680 --> 01:17:00,320
Speaker 1: Psalms twenty third songs on my lips. This is like

1168
01:17:00,439 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 1: Shepherd the thing truly, goodness, mercy all you know? How

1169
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:17,479
Speaker 1: must live? You? How much lip I got? And if

1170
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:23,960
Speaker 1: I pull it down, boy, let me take yourself okay,

1171
01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:29,400
Speaker 1: So definitely your ariola will be pierced. All right. I

1172
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,160
Speaker 1: was a little boy. This how I knew I had

1173
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,120
Speaker 1: a big lift. I was a little born. You know

1174
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:34,920
Speaker 1: how you hang your head out the car when it's

1175
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,800
Speaker 1: driving sometime and it normally just take y'all breath away.

1176
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,840
Speaker 1: I almost got smothered because my lips went back up

1177
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:51,320
Speaker 1: over my nose and I almost got smothered like that. Yeah,

1178
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:57,240
Speaker 1: I can see it. Yeah, all right? Would you rather

1179
01:17:57,479 --> 01:18:00,880
Speaker 1: have your wife ignored you for three days? Or would

1180
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:03,200
Speaker 1: you rather have your wife you and your wife argue

1181
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:09,519
Speaker 1: for three days? Ignore me, ignore met. Any man would say,

1182
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:16,920
Speaker 1: don't like the silent treatment either, ignore me, prefer arguing both,

1183
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:26,439
Speaker 1: and extend that three for me. You'll take six, all right?

1184
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:30,880
Speaker 1: Would you rather take cold showers every day or warm

1185
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:35,360
Speaker 1: bubble baths just twice a week? Warm bubble baths twice

1186
01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 1: a week? Yeah, you little funk yourself? Something else? I

1187
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,679
Speaker 1: mean you're little. Yeah, you always talk about how clean

1188
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 1: you are? You going in there take that cold shot

1189
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:46,360
Speaker 1: if you want, I'm gonna take them. I'm gonna take

1190
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:52,400
Speaker 1: one thing about me. There's nobody, nobody ever says Steve

1191
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:55,439
Speaker 1: Harvey steak. If you get down to these two days,

1192
01:18:55,479 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 1: you're gonna steak. Well, whatever it be first, it'll be

1193
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 1: a first. But I'm not gonna be in that cold

1194
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: alcohol long. You think I can do this? Yere? They

1195
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:10,920
Speaker 1: say cold showers are good for you, though, but who yeh,

1196
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:15,280
Speaker 1: yeah that's good. Yeah, that's good for information. All that?

1197
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round up. Would you rather who Well,

1198
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:23,160
Speaker 1: we can come back is our last break of the day,

1199
01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:25,479
Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and

1200
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening morning show.

1201
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:33,640
Speaker 1: All right here we are, guys, our last break of

1202
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:40,320
Speaker 1: the day. It's been a good day. Happy Ash Wednesday. Happy.

1203
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: So we're not gonna say nothing. We're not gonna say nothing,

1204
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,040
Speaker 1: say anything. Y'all know he cussed a couple breaks ago.

1205
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:53,720
Speaker 1: Y'all know he cussed who ye, Well, so because we

1206
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 1: need to let everybody know. So, yeah, Ash Wednesday, We've

1207
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:59,760
Speaker 1: talked about lent and what giving it up? Giving up?

1208
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:07,679
Speaker 1: You agreed to try giving a profanity, Yeah, to try,

1209
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 1: And I ain't cussed. But Janior, you say, okay, he did.

1210
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:18,479
Speaker 1: We were talking about Cassie come about cast. Yeah, but

1211
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,320
Speaker 1: he said, i'mnn tell yall something about Cassie casting. Swim

1212
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 1: my ass off, That's what he said. He didn't even

1213
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:29,519
Speaker 1: know even he cuts so much, he didn't even know.

1214
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 1: He couldn't even No, no, no, no, no, I didn't know.

1215
01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,479
Speaker 1: What you say? Then? What you say? No, I didn't

1216
01:20:35,479 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. What did you say? Said? No?

1217
01:20:38,479 --> 01:20:42,760
Speaker 1: I said she could swim what you show ain't say

1218
01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:44,519
Speaker 1: she could swim? Her? But off? I don't know. He

1219
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:47,160
Speaker 1: didn't say that, and you did not say swim her

1220
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:49,680
Speaker 1: behind off. You didn't say that. You don't know what

1221
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 1: to say that we would be the word that you

1222
01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: were to take. Can we play? Yeah? No, you don't

1223
01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 1: have to run take back. I just said no, I

1224
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:00,960
Speaker 1: don't take time. I don't, we don't. We don't need

1225
01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:03,479
Speaker 1: no tape to do that. So soon did you say? Then?

1226
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,439
Speaker 1: What you say? What did you say? I said, cast

1227
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:09,240
Speaker 1: I can swim my ass off? Is what you see?

1228
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:13,960
Speaker 1: That's not what I said. That is exactly what you say.

1229
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,519
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't even I didn't.

1230
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:22,800
Speaker 1: I never even said, Cassie what he looks convinced. I'm

1231
01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 1: telling you, he's like he's saying it convinced. That's why

1232
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:33,400
Speaker 1: would I do that? Why would I do that? Why

1233
01:21:33,439 --> 01:21:38,599
Speaker 1: would you? I can't give up both because now now

1234
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:46,439
Speaker 1: we have no reason to live exists. Yeah, I would never.

1235
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 1: I would never even say nothing like that. Would I

1236
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: say that? Yes, he was talking about you was a

1237
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:55,720
Speaker 1: Tylent said you said, Tylis said yes, Tyler. I did

1238
01:21:55,840 --> 01:22:00,280
Speaker 1: say Tyler said it, yeah sah, but she well, I

1239
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:05,880
Speaker 1: was talking about Tyler's post. He said that um often

1240
01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:08,880
Speaker 1: comes to his swimming pool to swim when he's not there,

1241
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,920
Speaker 1: and and Tyler comes home and Cassie will be like,

1242
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:20,439
Speaker 1: what are you doing here? And then you said, you said, Cassie,

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Speaker 1: I tell you one thing, Cassie can swim her. So

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Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. If I then, why

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Speaker 1: didn't you say something? Then I did, No, you didn't.

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Speaker 1: This is the first you bought it us. This is

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Speaker 1: the first you've bought it up. I said, Oh, so,

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Speaker 1: anybody gonna say that, that's all I said. We said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said that. I didn't even hear that. We're a minute,

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Speaker 1: but you had just said it. You said, Kassie can

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Speaker 1: swim my ass off. I said, cass see Junior as Now,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to make it sound like I said A

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Speaker 1: S S. I said, cat A S is in her name.

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Speaker 1: It's c A S S. It's not just going to

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Speaker 1: make it sound like I said. When her name is

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Speaker 1: c A Yes, I say, now you want to just

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Speaker 1: turn that into custom and I'm not gonna let you

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Speaker 1: do it. It's not what I'm I'm not gonna let

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Speaker 1: you do it because all I said was cast say,

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Speaker 1: now it's that inside of her name, Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm guilty of saying her name, but I'm not guilty

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Speaker 1: of custom. I rebut that you cannot Why can't we

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Speaker 1: play it back? It back? Because this man can't do that.

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Speaker 1: We gotta show to do. I just told you say

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Speaker 1: I got paid that he can't give you once not there.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh. So this this a good level

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Speaker 1: of line you're doing. Press. That's what he needs to

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Speaker 1: give up for lent. I we need to switch it

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Speaker 1: to lie Cus custom line? Which one? Which one? I'm

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Speaker 1: giving up CUsing? Okay, you're gonna give up Cus. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but as soon as you said that, you do realize

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Speaker 1: seven minutes later fired you realize that, right, but you

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Speaker 1: did it so well you don't even know you said it.

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Speaker 1: You just you know, can we make a few commercials

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Speaker 1: and two songs and you but Junior, now this is

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Speaker 1: not custom. But you being an uncle Tom a minute,

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Speaker 1: that right there, that right there, not doing black henstry month.

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Speaker 1: Don't let him do that right there, Tom, that type

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Speaker 1: of thing right there, snitching snitching? What penny? What what

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Speaker 1: you not doing? Let people get hurt like this? So

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Speaker 1: you're gonna take this woman whose name has the word

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Speaker 1: in it. And because I said her name. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: take the letters out of her name and say I

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Speaker 1: said that C A S, S I E. Cast say

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Speaker 1: now you're gonna cause I cause it's in the neo

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Speaker 1: her name. This is brilliant what I just said. That's

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Speaker 1: Jesus facts. It's in number all Steve Harvey Contests No

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Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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