WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Spare Room Roulette

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for your phone tap. And if you put

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<v Speaker 1>a room for rent up on Craigslist at a great price.

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<v Speaker 1>The plus is a lot of people will probably see

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<v Speaker 1>that ad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The minus is a lot of people are probably gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see that ad. And in this case, we have many

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<v Speaker 1>personalities on this show, So I don't think this dude

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<v Speaker 1>is ready for the onslaught of characters who would absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>love to live with him.

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<v Speaker 4>In your phone tap right now working Jeffrey's phone taps

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<v Speaker 4>on the twenties.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Hey my cousin. Theirdo says you got a spare room.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there is a sturb room for rent.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so like, look, I just got out, so like

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of need to like get in if you

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<v Speaker 5>know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Got out, Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 5>I got out like into the world, like I'm free man. Okay, Yes, So,

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<v Speaker 5>like my question to you is, if I rent the room,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna be there a lot, like not because I

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<v Speaker 5>want to, but because I kind of half do you

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<v Speaker 5>know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I do greatly appreciate the call, and

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<v Speaker 3>I wish you the best of luck. But the room

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<v Speaker 3>has been rented.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey wait, I'm in at homes and like I know

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<v Speaker 5>how to make wine from a toilet, I can't show you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello ah, hello, hello, Hello, how are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm great. My name's Alan. I'm calling about the room

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<v Speaker 6>for rent by Alan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there is a room, perfect.

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<v Speaker 6>Because I got to get out of my senior home

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<v Speaker 6>that my family put me in.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh home. I'm sorry, it's right.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm out of there, and you never spoke to me.

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<v Speaker 6>If anybody else you sound kind of young, by the way,

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<v Speaker 6>maybe we could wing man for each other down at

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<v Speaker 6>Joanne Fabric. Okay, Alan, you can help me pull some tail.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to. I will got a good place for you.

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<v Speaker 6>My one rule is if you see my cane hanging

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<v Speaker 6>off the door handle, then don't come in. I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 3>They're probably looking.

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<v Speaker 6>You're kidding me. I'm not going back to those prudes.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta go back down.

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<v Speaker 6>If you were me, you wouldn't say that sending me

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<v Speaker 6>back to a senior home. You'd get no nookie.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't be advising you come here either.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, bukaroo, you need to treat a World War One

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<v Speaker 6>veteran with more respect.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no there's no World War One veterans. Sure is no,

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<v Speaker 3>there isn't.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna come down over to your place and the

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<v Speaker 6>head with one of my walkers that I just burch you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hanging up now, goodbye.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, what a sissy?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello Oi, I'm calling about the dems die bunker.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a bumper at the spare bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, call it what you'd like. One question is can

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<v Speaker 4>I board up the windows so no one can see in?

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<v Speaker 3>So? No, no, you can't. You're not going to board

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<v Speaker 3>anything up.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I install anti Wi Fi software which would make

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<v Speaker 4>Wi Fi not look stupid?

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<v Speaker 3>No, there's no adding or altering or changing.

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<v Speaker 4>I like you'll fill you and I'm about to be

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<v Speaker 4>bunk mates. Oh bugger, he just went a won.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello. Hello, Yeah, Hello, Hello? Who is it whom I

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<v Speaker 3>speaking to? Sometimes I don't want to know?

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<v Speaker 6>So I knew, Alona.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I don't understand you. Are you calling about

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<v Speaker 3>the room? Yeah? Yeah, I don't, I don't. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't follow you at all. Take whatever you have

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<v Speaker 3>out of your mouth, or don't call me back. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there a machine?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi?

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<v Speaker 6>It's allan again the same I just got one more

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<v Speaker 6>quick question for you. I couldn't tell from the photo.

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<v Speaker 6>Is there a mirror above the bed? Gosh, what a

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<v Speaker 6>freaking snowflake.

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<v Speaker 5>Valutations. My name is Edward and I am looking for

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<v Speaker 5>a room. Please I pause for dramatic effect. My speech

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<v Speaker 5>coach told me that makes your words more powerful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there is a room.

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<v Speaker 6>Well when did you look at that?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 5>How many females are allowed in the room at once?

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<v Speaker 3>Stroll by?

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes?

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<v Speaker 5>You know I have girls over and just well not

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<v Speaker 5>actually I've never had a girl over, but I'm planning someday.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you done well?

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<v Speaker 5>And I was gonna say something else when it sounds

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<v Speaker 5>like you're already checked out on me kind of like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh the girls I invite.

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<v Speaker 3>Over, so it's not surprising.

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<v Speaker 5>Do any girls already live?

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<v Speaker 3>There s no, sir, Thank you, sir, goodbye?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, my mind?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, hey man, is this Andrew?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, dude, I feel like we owe you a big

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<v Speaker 1>apology from our entire radio show. God, your best friend

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<v Speaker 1>Dennis asked us to do a prank call on you, man.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we did more than one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the last hour kind of spamming you, hey man, like,

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<v Speaker 1>are you.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure like that room's unavailable or whatever, because like, I

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<v Speaker 5>really need it broken.

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<v Speaker 6>Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties