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Speaker 2: I missed you.
Speaker 4: I haven't watched.
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Speaker 5: but I've caught up.
Speaker 4: I missed two seasons.
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Speaker 1: in Nashville. Ladies and gentlemen, you know him as the Sentinel,
Speaker 1: most famously as a sensinel of the podcast.
Speaker 3: My friend Jerry Training.
Speaker 2: It's great to be here, Gareth, very excited.
Speaker 1: You're telling agency you only do sisters. God, so you
Speaker 1: only did twins? What was it you guys had to.
Speaker 3: Tell us over.
Speaker 2: We only do sisters.
Speaker 1: We only do sisters. Okay, Now have you did you
Speaker 1: only watch last night?
Speaker 3: Gres?
Speaker 2: He played the secretary answering the phone.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Yeah, we only know. Did you only watch Women
Speaker 1: Tell All? Or did you see Home?
Speaker 4: I watched Hometowns as well.
Speaker 2: Instruction.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Also also with us today, excuse me, my charges far
Speaker 1: also with us today now, Doctor Banana just texted us
Speaker 1: a picture of her with the Bachelor at Gabby from Traders,
Speaker 1: who just.
Speaker 3: Got married to Robbie Hoffman. But we have with us
Speaker 3: k T Money KT money Levine.
Speaker 1: Hello, Katie, Okay, okay, Gareth and you've watched the whole season, haven't. Okay, overall,
Speaker 1: what did you think of hometowns?
Speaker 2: I thought it.
Speaker 4: Was pretty good.
Speaker 5: I thought they were I mean I felt bad for
Speaker 5: what I can't remember her name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt bad for you for the pumpkin patch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was tough.
Speaker 4: But also the Mormons, there was a lot.
Speaker 3: Going on, Yeah, to take the raids feel free to go.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that they were not.
Speaker 5: They were only like there was only really one situation
Speaker 5: where he probably could have felt comfortable.
Speaker 3: And that was with it with Joe Pesci.
Speaker 5: The Italians, the Italians, that fun Italian that felt fun.
Speaker 3: Well, and I feel like.
Speaker 5: A Mormon picnic is really that's like deep end, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, worm it up with.
Speaker 4: Like a Christian event but going full Mormon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Christians just didn't show up. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: talk about like the polar opposite of religions. It's like
Speaker 2: one was like shockingly welcoming yes, and the other was
Speaker 2: just like no, you have no faith in our daughter
Speaker 2: or her decision.
Speaker 5: But didn't she's not doing this last I think last
Speaker 5: night she said that she made that decision, But I
Speaker 5: don't believe that.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that either.
Speaker 1: She seemed her I felt like she was the lawyer
Speaker 1: in her took over and was like, you said, you said, no,
Speaker 1: I need to ask you because you like it's like
Speaker 1: that she didn't want you, weren't the one that he
Speaker 1: wanted Carolina. But Carolina is such a banana that he
Speaker 1: let her go. And so you scooed it in. And
Speaker 1: he said that because he had to say something, he
Speaker 1: had to have, like, oh.
Speaker 4: You always have to have a reason. Yeah, you can't
Speaker 4: just go in with no reason.
Speaker 3: You have to have and then and then you can't.
Speaker 4: You make up something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so she was like saying, I'm going through
Speaker 5: a really tough time personally.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: I just go I'm not liking the vibes here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you are doing vibes, that's good.
Speaker 1: I had a friend who told me to say and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't say it. I had a
Speaker 1: friend who told me to say, I'm having a psychotic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm more in that direction.
Speaker 1: My friend, this was his advice, was say I'm having
Speaker 1: a psychotic break, I'm having manic episodes.
Speaker 3: I was like, but that's not true.
Speaker 4: Like John taturo In I'm going through one of those.
Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, if you said that, yeah,
Speaker 2: the guy will run for the hills.
Speaker 3: But then she'll tell everybody like and it's not true.
Speaker 3: I'm not I've never had a manic.
Speaker 2: Apt doesn't matter if he tells everybody it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know she's having manic like did I There
Speaker 3: is a downside?
Speaker 2: I guess everyone knows you're in those manic wagon shows up.
Speaker 2: We heard we heard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Katie, when when you were single, were you
Speaker 1: a coward about being like I don't like you to
Speaker 1: somebody or did you did you ever say I'm having
Speaker 1: a manic episode or did you say vibes?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I guess I would say, like, oh, like, I don't
Speaker 9: think it's working.
Speaker 4: I don't know psychotic episode.
Speaker 3: I never had a psychotic episode. Okay, I'm having a
Speaker 3: manic break.
Speaker 1: I was literally recently told to say that I was
Speaker 1: having a break, like a mental break, just to like
Speaker 1: get out of Like, but you can just.
Speaker 3: Say, like, oh, I'm not really ready to be dating.
Speaker 4: How about I'm not doing this anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm going to throw out something insane it what about
Speaker 2: the truth? That's what I think you have a psychiat stroking.
Speaker 2: That stupid. I'm so stupid. I take it back.
Speaker 3: Would you say the truth?
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling this. I'm not finding what I'm i'm
Speaker 2: looking for. There's nothing wrong. Everything. You're great. I had
Speaker 2: a great time. It's good. And this is what my
Speaker 2: friends make fun of me. As I always go, I
Speaker 2: always say well, I say i'd be well. I hope
Speaker 2: you're well. I'd be well.
Speaker 3: Be well is I don't ever want to hear it.
Speaker 3: Be well, be all yourself.
Speaker 2: Take care of them. Oh god, take care now, my brother.
Speaker 5: Is the exit's hard? You're not really there's not really
Speaker 5: a sign off that works.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've done this.
Speaker 4: Do you want the door open?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's what I've done. Ready, so glad, so change.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad. I got to know you really enjoyed
Speaker 1: the time. It's just not compatible for me.
Speaker 2: There's no right way. What's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong?
Speaker 2: That's what do you want me to do? Well? Feeling it?
Speaker 2: I know? Well, take care, be well?
Speaker 1: Like okay, Okay, So you felt like it has to
Speaker 1: be Juliana because her family is the most welcoming. But
Speaker 1: I feel like he's in love with Letia like Mormingal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt that too.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I think that the family as Erkle
Speaker 5: showed us family man, the family matter. But I would say, yeah,
Speaker 5: I thought Juliana's situation was much better.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 5: Again, I don't think there's going to be pressure to
Speaker 5: turn Mormon, which is I believe the term they like, yes, but.
Speaker 2: I mean they said that, but it's like, you don't
Speaker 2: have to join ours as long as you believe in God.
Speaker 4: I have some more body.
Speaker 3: I got an email.
Speaker 1: So we have a listener who's been listening to this,
Speaker 1: who grew up more men. Okay, So I thought this
Speaker 1: was just this. I will not name their name, but
Speaker 1: I thought this was very interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are the brothers or elders, elders.
Speaker 3: Okay, the first name.
Speaker 1: The first name is Becky, Becky, Becky Elder Becky email.
Speaker 1: This is Letia perspective from an ex Mormon. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: So they said, I've been watching uh this season more
Speaker 1: because of the Okay. So I was born and raised
Speaker 1: very lds.
Speaker 3: Okay, and I left the religion a few years.
Speaker 2: Ago long distance sing Okay.
Speaker 4: When she left, she said, be well, be well, it's
Speaker 4: not you.
Speaker 1: I'm having a psychoticy Okay, I wanted to provide some
Speaker 1: additional perspective from an ex Mormon. Okay, okay, she said
Speaker 1: that that all that we're right that if you're a girl,
Speaker 1: that you're according to Becky, you're raised to be calm, quiet,
Speaker 1: and demure. All Mormon girls are raised this way. You're
Speaker 1: explicively told that the personality a husband will be looking for.
Speaker 1: If you want to find a cute husband, you have
Speaker 1: to literally do this practice faith, divine nature, individual worth, knowledge, choice,
Speaker 1: and accountability.
Speaker 3: So there's a whole.
Speaker 2: Less sure a bachelor's degree.
Speaker 1: Yes, we had to repeat these every week at Sunday school,
Speaker 1: and we had tasked to complete. So it was sort
Speaker 1: of like how to cook for your future husband and
Speaker 1: learn an instrument.
Speaker 2: I like a woman cooking for me? Who knows the harp?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that matters.
Speaker 2: That goes far.
Speaker 4: So why don't you go to the other room and
Speaker 4: play the harp?
Speaker 2: The game's on?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So then trying to watch NASCAR explaining the damn harbor a.
Speaker 3: Harbor Okay.
Speaker 1: So then Becky, so she was listening, she said, how
Speaker 1: grants The dad said that great doesn't have to convert
Speaker 1: red flags went up for her immediately because she believes
Speaker 1: that that's a lie. Mormons are taught from about five
Speaker 1: years old that one of the highest honors you can
Speaker 1: receive is to bring someone into the church.
Speaker 3: Basically, you'll be given extra blessings in heaven if you
Speaker 3: do this. So if you blah.
Speaker 1: Blah blah, the okay, So she thinks it's a lie,
Speaker 1: is because that you have to get married in one
Speaker 1: of the temples to get into the highest Basically, they're.
Speaker 2: Telling him what he wants to hear.
Speaker 3: That's what she thinks. Yeah, that's what she thinks. That's
Speaker 3: according to Becky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 4: You can't, says from home.
Speaker 3: No, you can. You can't. Do you think that.
Speaker 2: Grants there's gonna be no fantasy in this week? She
Speaker 2: made that clear. Also, can I just say, I think
Speaker 2: we've talked about this way back in the pilot Pete situation.
Speaker 2: I don't like that Letilla saves that she tells the
Speaker 2: camera that importation, but she doesn't tell him your prospective
Speaker 2: husband that if you sleep with other girls, I will
Speaker 2: have a problem with that. She waits to get that rose,
Speaker 2: and then now she's locked in, and then she's gonna
Speaker 2: spring it on him next week and Wes that bridge.
Speaker 5: You've seen that happen multiple times over and over. Sorry,
Speaker 5: this is this is why you want the Bachelorette. That's
Speaker 5: why that's the role.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, you can't say the Bachelor.
Speaker 3: You should go on the Bachelor and then be bad
Speaker 3: that they go to or the Bachelorette.
Speaker 5: You can't be like you fucked Tom, Like guess what,
Speaker 5: it's fantasy sweets, she's sucking them.
Speaker 2: Sorry, be respectful, like, hey, before you give me the rose,
Speaker 2: just no, yes, no, bang time.
Speaker 4: You know that's what I do first night in the house,
Speaker 4: every one of them.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, and if it, if you make it
Speaker 5: to the final four or the final three fantasy, I
Speaker 5: will be banging the others.
Speaker 4: Does that bother you record? Does a psychotic break.
Speaker 2: An undetermined neurological disorder.
Speaker 5: To the hate of you who didn't get roses at
Speaker 5: the first ceremony to point out, I'm in the middle
Speaker 5: of a psychotic break.
Speaker 3: So dear r, dear RYA, I'm in the middle of
Speaker 3: a psychotic break right now.
Speaker 2: I'm having one of my psychotic breaks.
Speaker 1: Okay, so okay, overall, Jerry, you've watched the season. How
Speaker 1: do you feel give me your giving your impressions of
Speaker 1: the season.
Speaker 2: It's terrible. Why is this is one of the worst
Speaker 2: I've ever seen?
Speaker 4: Why guys, get here, guys?
Speaker 2: Why what happened to this show? Are you talking about boring? What?
Speaker 2: It is? A struggle? What let's just let's just say
Speaker 2: this one thing, just one thing that's missing that that
Speaker 2: was always there. Okay, where's the gratuitous shower scene with Grant?
Speaker 2: I don't need it, but it was fun when it
Speaker 2: was there. That's not for me, that's for the lady.
Speaker 3: Where is it, Katie?
Speaker 2: We're boring, they're boring it down.
Speaker 3: It is a little boring. Okay, Okay, I think but
Speaker 3: I do think that.
Speaker 9: Like the thing is, especially what we've had compared to
Speaker 9: pasty things, is like everyone seems to be like genuine.
Speaker 3: I don't know you think.
Speaker 2: That, yes, not a bit. The freaking mall.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't think. You don't like the Beverly, you
Speaker 3: didn't like Alex was sad?
Speaker 2: You don't know. I thought the mall.
Speaker 3: It was a bad date. Yeah, the date was bad.
Speaker 3: The date was bad.
Speaker 2: What about.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get the care Do you think that I
Speaker 1: will have the whole segment Alex, she gets her own segment.
Speaker 1: Do you think that Alex got cut because he likes
Speaker 1: a demure lady and she talked about buying butt plugs?
Speaker 2: No, that probably kept her in the mixed.
Speaker 3: So because he light I mean that's what Alex said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 3: I think that's very You just worked right up.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, listen, do you think she.
Speaker 1: Got caught as the butt plus because he seems to
Speaker 1: like a demure gale Drives.
Speaker 3: Might have it might have played into it. But to
Speaker 3: marry though, I think he likes the fart he to marry.
Speaker 3: He was That's what he was first born.
Speaker 1: He was drawn to the farm girl with the lama,
Speaker 1: and he's drawn to the Mormon and he and I.
Speaker 2: Think you're overthinking it. He cut her because he had
Speaker 2: to cut someone.
Speaker 3: But she got the better connection with.
Speaker 2: The other, right, he just had better connection with Dina.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who was she suggesting? Is getting the butt plays?
Speaker 3: Like we couldn't figure it out?
Speaker 4: That's important to that is important?
Speaker 2: You know what. I didn't clock that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know who it was for.
Speaker 2: Like he clocked Carolina. I didn't clock that.
Speaker 5: Now, if that was in my direction, I'd be like,
Speaker 5: I don't. You may be are on the cutting, but
Speaker 5: if it's for you, then you're into it. Okay, I
Speaker 5: mean yeah, I think it's just a show me, show
Speaker 5: me what you like.
Speaker 3: But she's like, you're gonna but you're gonna plug your butt.
Speaker 3: You're like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's different, right, And I don't like the finger
Speaker 5: pointing and the demanding nature of that.
Speaker 2: You're gonna plug your butt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, you're gonna We're here to help.
Speaker 8: You're gonna plug your butt.
Speaker 3: You're gonna plug your But you look.
Speaker 2: At me in the eyes, you look at her in
Speaker 2: the eyes. Now, I think it's psychotic brain, your show. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not letting you go. We are not letting you go.
Speaker 3: Plug your butt. Gotta plug your butt.
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 4: You have to, I guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, will you accept this butt blog?
Speaker 4: It's Jesse comes out the final book.
Speaker 3: Okay, how are you saying? Do you think you do?
Speaker 1: You think it's getting boring for you because you've discovered
Speaker 1: Love Island?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I literally was like, you're doing meth. Yeah, and the
Speaker 2: meth I'm doing, which makes kind of everything boring. Yeah,
Speaker 2: back on the math. So I'm having a psychotic break.
Speaker 2: You're watching guys while on math, but be well, well,
Speaker 2: oh I can yeah once I do like one bag
Speaker 2: of math, I binge all of them.
Speaker 3: Have you done like, have you done like married at
Speaker 3: first Sight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Have you done married at first site? Jerry's maps is
Speaker 1: maps is pretty fun? Have you done married a first site?
Speaker 3: Maps?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: The first there's too many, too many episodes, but the
Speaker 1: wedding episode is pretty fun where you're like, it's like
Speaker 1: the first episode is.
Speaker 4: Oh that's where they started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they get married and they've never seen each other,
Speaker 1: so that's pretty fun. All you need to see the
Speaker 1: episode one. Yeah, they do have a They do have
Speaker 1: like an on staff therapist named doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: Her name is stop it.
Speaker 1: Her name is doctor Pepper Shorts and she, yeah, doctor
Speaker 1: Pepper comes and gives them like love advice and that's
Speaker 1: kind of fun.
Speaker 5: There's no way that's the most qualified person. They were
Speaker 5: just like, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: She's on ozempic, so she's diet.
Speaker 5: Doctor doesn't drink coffee, so she's caffeine FREEDA.
Speaker 3: I wish I was doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're our doctor Pepper.
Speaker 3: Okay, so who are you rooting for?
Speaker 2: No One? I need to be very nihilist now, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't believe in anything. No, I don't like any
Speaker 2: of these. What I don't like any of anybody. That's
Speaker 2: why I'm not loving this is I like I think
Speaker 2: I haven't heard degree. I put Tea in a yetty
Speaker 2: skull and it's really it stayed one hundred and ninety five?
Speaker 3: Did you know that?
Speaker 2: And I think I burned. I think my throat is blister.
Speaker 3: Did you know that I go to the the show.
Speaker 2: This is what I love, this is my passion. Also,
Speaker 2: I'm on meth, so I can't really feel right.
Speaker 1: Did you know that I go to like three clinics
Speaker 1: a year saying that I have stepped throat and I've
Speaker 1: just burned my throat with oatmeal and they call it
Speaker 1: throat meal.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's take a quick rayk will come back.
Speaker 8: We'll take it on Carolina, okay, and it for the
Speaker 8: money for their Grandfallowers.
Speaker 3: And we're back. Okay.
Speaker 2: I have a question for you, though you don't find
Speaker 2: this season but it's.
Speaker 3: A little boring.
Speaker 1: But what I like about Grant is I think his
Speaker 1: damage and his need for a family. Actually feels like
Speaker 1: he's looking for a wife a little bit.
Speaker 2: But that's no chemistry.
Speaker 9: But Latia, I disagree.
Speaker 2: He loves her, he loves I think he thinks she's sweet.
Speaker 3: I think they really like it. I think they love
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 2: Most chemistry, Zoey, that's the thing. But that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 3: I think he loves.
Speaker 1: I think he's in love with the idea of warm
Speaker 1: Latia because his mom was working and being cold.
Speaker 3: That's that's maternal.
Speaker 2: That's it that she But.
Speaker 1: Don't under but don't underestimate childhood trauma and like.
Speaker 3: Fill in that.
Speaker 4: I know, but don't overestimate how far I can carry you.
Speaker 2: Whoa okay, girl, you just got switch. Okay, I've seen
Speaker 2: you're underestimated. I'll raise you.
Speaker 3: Overestimate girl, Okay, meaning it'll it'll drag you in initially.
Speaker 4: That's the problem with the condensed timeline of.
Speaker 2: All of that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's only ten weeks.
Speaker 2: I again, I don't know anything.
Speaker 5: He seems reticent, as any normal human should to the
Speaker 5: immediacy of proposing. He seems a little hesitant, in my opinion.
Speaker 2: Is that wrong?
Speaker 5: He's you think he's into it, and he's kind of
Speaker 5: on record is wanting to wrap it up on them.
Speaker 9: I mean he wants to get married. He wants to
Speaker 9: get married. If he seems hesitant. I mean we see
Speaker 9: in the upcoming thing that he like truly is like
Speaker 9: in love, which is when it is crazy and can't decide.
Speaker 9: And I also do think the Mormon Ship is fucking
Speaker 9: with him.
Speaker 1: I mean not understandably that picnic. There were so many,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of too many, too many.
Speaker 9: He is a christ and we haven't heard him talk
Speaker 9: about a ton. He doesn't have scripture tattoos. He's literally
Speaker 9: said my mom was really strictly No.
Speaker 4: We haven't gotten the shower. To Jerry's point it.
Speaker 3: On, we got to get we haven't seen any evidence
Speaker 3: that he's very very religious yet. And even if he
Speaker 3: is super Christian, like, she's a different religion. So it's like,
Speaker 3: it's a lot, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, and which relative looked him in the eyes and
Speaker 2: was like, Mom, she's gonna want.
Speaker 9: Kids like my daughter and get her pregnant.
Speaker 2: You're giving now she wants children and you're gonna give
Speaker 2: her children like her is ticket? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he said it intense Cut yeah, cut this out.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give Grant's mom some face powder. She
Speaker 1: was so shiny.
Speaker 4: Did she was quite shiny?
Speaker 3: She was so shiny. Okay, we're back, Okay, so I.
Speaker 4: Think that's an okay thing to leave in.
Speaker 2: But you think.
Speaker 3: I felt I've been shiny.
Speaker 1: I felt her because if you haven't been on TV
Speaker 1: and it looks like it's hot, everybody's sweating.
Speaker 3: Everyone was sweating, and I wanted. I was like, why, I.
Speaker 2: Think it's the.
Speaker 3: Shiny is like what's in right now, which I do
Speaker 3: not understand.
Speaker 2: Ye call it dewey. She was.
Speaker 1: I know she was real dewey. It was passed the
Speaker 1: point of dewey. I felt for her because I felt
Speaker 1: like if that was my mom, I'd want to get
Speaker 1: her some power.
Speaker 3: When we were.
Speaker 9: Younger, it was like use the oil, blooding powder your face.
Speaker 9: No shine, no shine, no like condition to be like
Speaker 9: no shine.
Speaker 3: It was I felt for her.
Speaker 1: I know, okay, so here we are, we're at women
Speaker 1: tell all yes. Carolina came in and we all. It
Speaker 1: was like with the Milania coat that I really don't care.
Speaker 3: Coach.
Speaker 1: She she had printed her own statements on her coat.
Speaker 4: I mean that abnormal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the narcissism is insane. I had a
Speaker 2: lack of self awareness.
Speaker 3: Ye, crying, you can't be Okay. A friend of mine
Speaker 3: I learned this.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine told me that bullies cry and
Speaker 1: it's a way to gain powers.
Speaker 3: Interesting, I didn't know. So she was married to a
Speaker 3: guy and like he was kind of a bully. Her
Speaker 3: from would cry all the time, and like bullies cry,
Speaker 3: and then why.
Speaker 2: They call it tear gas?
Speaker 6: And the.
Speaker 2: End, I don't fully Yeah, it's a yeah, it's some
Speaker 2: sort of My dad was in the.
Speaker 5: Navy, okay, and then the tears in the navy when
Speaker 5: they were yeah, surface, Yeah, he heard about it from
Speaker 5: other from his army people.
Speaker 4: Oh so he's one of those navy.
Speaker 2: Navy they had like a katilion where the Navy danced
Speaker 2: with the army. He was and they would talk about
Speaker 2: he was.
Speaker 3: He was in village people.
Speaker 2: I get it now. For a minute, I support our troops.
Speaker 2: Nobody's taking that away. It sounds like you don't know.
Speaker 5: I am a big trooper, Like you should know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know about tear gas?
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't you should know more?
Speaker 2: No, I thought that was oh.
Speaker 4: My god, Okay, wait, listen, I'm having a psychic.
Speaker 2: Cry.
Speaker 4: I do crying and having back off. I'm in the
Speaker 4: middle of something pretty difficult right now.
Speaker 2: So she well, she's Katie. She starts crying, bully crying.
Speaker 1: She bully cried a lot, and she got up and
Speaker 1: lovet She was a lot of activity.
Speaker 4: When she came back. My god, in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: In the middle of alex is right, camera, just wait
Speaker 3: till the next break. This way, till the next break.
Speaker 3: She sucks.
Speaker 4: Sucks.
Speaker 2: I was worried, you guys were going to defend.
Speaker 3: Okay, now let me tell you shocked.
Speaker 2: I was really worried.
Speaker 1: I think she sucks. Sean Distance thought she got bullied.
Speaker 1: He kept texting me last night, and I'm thinking it's
Speaker 1: insane to me. I'm but I also I sometimes wondered too,
Speaker 1: if somebody thinks that someone's cute, maybe they are like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she's really pretty.
Speaker 2: Here's what gets no suck. But that's my question, she said,
Speaker 2: even sucked. You know how women tell all kind of shows,
Speaker 2: It kind of fleshes out every buddy, Yeah, dimentional. You
Speaker 2: just see like what they show you on the show,
Speaker 2: and then you kind of get a sense of their
Speaker 2: actual personality, wouldn't tell all. I thought she would see
Speaker 2: herself on the show and be self aware enough to
Speaker 2: be like, oh wow, like I should explain some of
Speaker 2: that behavior. She in so hard and made herself look
Speaker 2: way worse. I was like, what, how do you think
Speaker 2: you're coming across?
Speaker 1: I think that she I honestly think Here's where I
Speaker 1: feel like she made a misstep where she had a
Speaker 1: successful one on one date with him, where she went
Speaker 1: she started off kind of like an asshole. Then she
Speaker 1: had the one on one day and she showed a
Speaker 1: little humanity. They had a little little ankle kit. She
Speaker 1: saw the armpit, she told him that was you know
Speaker 1: they were. She was brave jumping off the thing she
Speaker 1: we heard about her. I found her okay. Like on
Speaker 1: the one on one day, I felt like she came
Speaker 1: in so hard, trying to get airtime, trying to be
Speaker 1: the bad parts of Maria, like trying to become like
Speaker 1: the talked about villain. Where if she she was hot
Speaker 1: enough and kind of fun enough that if she actually
Speaker 1: didn't wasn't such an asshole, she could have won the season.
Speaker 2: Can I give a prime example? Yeah, from the Women
Speaker 2: Tell All please. She goes she she double talks. She
Speaker 2: goes like, I did you did you think I was
Speaker 2: like being negative? And he goes no, but you're you know,
Speaker 2: your body language suggests yes, and then she goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: well I'm not. I'm gonna admit I was upset when
Speaker 2: and I was like, wait, were you or weren't you?
Speaker 2: Like it's a trap now yeah you were like yes,
Speaker 2: you're fading him into saying like, no, it wasn't that,
Speaker 2: And then she goes, yeah, well I was, and it
Speaker 2: would have been the reverse if he had said something different.
Speaker 2: She's it's always a trap with her.
Speaker 1: I agree with you because she was being and I
Speaker 1: felt like he is a people pleaser and was afraid
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 3: She's like, was it when I went off alone?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, yeah, that's part like you
Speaker 1: were being a drip. You're a fucking drip.
Speaker 3: Would never win an argument with her.
Speaker 2: No, No one could, No one can.
Speaker 3: It's impossible.
Speaker 1: And she's really hot, so to be like, you're super
Speaker 1: hot girl from there.
Speaker 5: She's not hot enough for that girl. Yeah, that is
Speaker 5: that is the problem, and she's acting.
Speaker 3: Like that makes her less hot A great agreed girl.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, that's exactly Yeah, I think you're exactly right.
Speaker 5: You would never win an argument. You could see that,
Speaker 5: especially if you're in his position where it's like, look,
Speaker 5: you don't you're not painted into any corn. Yes, just
Speaker 5: fucking get away. But you're right too. When she shows
Speaker 5: up at this, what a prime opportunity to be like
Speaker 5: they edited me to suck awesome. Instead you're like, no,
Speaker 5: I'm the worst. I still make everything about me, even
Speaker 5: more so in the lines than spotlight on me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I also continue to.
Speaker 3: Suck because we've seen some people like Nick vile, like
Speaker 3: he he was able to sort of rehabilitate his image,
Speaker 3: like you can be the villain and come back, and
Speaker 3: he became sort of the good guy at Paradise, like
Speaker 3: you can, you can watch a season come back, have
Speaker 3: like have a little humility and like I truly believe
Speaker 3: people will forgive almost anything if you can own it.
Speaker 3: And she doubled down.
Speaker 1: She was so infuriating nothing Sarafina and Beverly trying to
Speaker 1: come at her like I would imagine you should never
Speaker 1: get into the ring with her because it's just.
Speaker 3: Gonna be infuriating and you're never gonna win.
Speaker 2: She goes, what does she say? She said, I wrote
Speaker 2: it all down before, like I feel like I was
Speaker 2: hated from the beginning. And then boxer boxing track.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Joe Allie.
Speaker 2: Joe says, no, you were your behavior took yourself out
Speaker 2: from the beginning. You never came out of your room,
Speaker 2: you never engage. And then what does she do? She
Speaker 2: goes at hominem, she takes it personal. She goes, wait,
Speaker 2: this has nothing to do with you, why does it.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, no, no, you said you did it. We
Speaker 2: all hated you from this when it was your behavior,
Speaker 2: and now she can't even own it.
Speaker 1: Well, then I also like her, like dry humping on stage.
Speaker 1: It's like I just thought I was the only one
Speaker 1: that hadn't kissed him. Yet it's like, you know that's
Speaker 1: not just own it, like like did you think it
Speaker 1: would make the other people on stage uncomfortable?
Speaker 3: Like no, I thought they'd be like you.
Speaker 9: And then later she dun says like, oh I wouldn't
Speaker 9: make out with him a friend of you.
Speaker 3: She drove me crazy.
Speaker 2: She's cuckoo for Coco Bus. There must there.
Speaker 5: Must be a longer shelf life. You need to reflect
Speaker 5: the damage you've done to your public persona on yeah shows,
Speaker 5: and it's just too fast, Yeah for you to be
Speaker 5: you're still in the thick of it. You need like
Speaker 5: time to decompress, yes, and have your friends really talk
Speaker 5: to you, and to be like, you know what, I
Speaker 5: need to look in the fucking mirror.
Speaker 1: I think you almost need a whole other season to
Speaker 1: come on, because we forget everyone. Like one season later
Speaker 1: you flush them all out, like you forget, and then like,
Speaker 1: once the world has moved on, you're going to be
Speaker 1: alone back at your apartment.
Speaker 2: Well do you think she's like that with her friends
Speaker 2: and family's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's hard to know.
Speaker 3: I think I bet she's a pin in the ass
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 5: Very interesting to put someone from nothing in front of
Speaker 5: cameras and be like you're competing. That is a very
Speaker 5: strange first move any kind of fame.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you get big fame for a minute.
Speaker 5: Yes, And however you have presented yeah like a super
Speaker 5: Most people handle it way better.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: So then so then Dina was like, I bought you
Speaker 1: a week in Madrin.
Speaker 2: I loved that.
Speaker 3: Dina was actually very like, where was this Dina?
Speaker 1: She was pretty satisfied, except for with her gotcha moment
Speaker 1: with Grant. Like in general, I found Dina out there
Speaker 1: with her lawyer glasses on. Was kind of a fun
Speaker 1: like she was like the litigator of the lady.
Speaker 3: I did too. She was like, no, I bought you
Speaker 3: a week.
Speaker 1: And I think Krolina thought that the audience was going
Speaker 1: to be on her side.
Speaker 3: I think she she think that's delusional, and.
Speaker 1: Like every time anybody said something at her, the audience
Speaker 1: like cheered against her.
Speaker 3: I think she was surprised. That's why she.
Speaker 4: Started crying and walked off.
Speaker 2: Because that's her little super.
Speaker 4: Reading comments online.
Speaker 5: But if you're in that situation, you probably should be
Speaker 5: dipping into comments. Yes, you should probably be getting a
Speaker 5: general drop coming off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I.
Speaker 4: Don't even I don't need to hear over and over again.
Speaker 4: I was great, yeah, yeah, like you're crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: So I want to also just point out how much
Speaker 1: I enjoyed our queen. Beverly came in and at first
Speaker 1: they had just closed up of her, and then God
Speaker 1: bless her the outfit that she were good for her.
Speaker 3: She made the editors deal with her. She had very
Speaker 3: early because she got appendicitis. Oh yes, during the show.
Speaker 9: She was sposed to have a one on one day
Speaker 9: and then all of a sudden, they're like, Beverly's not here.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant during women tell All. That's
Speaker 2: what I thought too. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: can you hold it? I didn't see it.
Speaker 3: It's like appendicitis. So she came back like a hot
Speaker 3: She came back looking hot as fuck, and just like
Speaker 3: I was, like, the.
Speaker 2: Appendix is notoriously your biggest organ and it drags you down. Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she lost fifteen appendix, that's easy. She looked great.
Speaker 5: She liked I had mine taken out before last summer.
Speaker 5: That's I just wanted to show up at the pool
Speaker 5: with a nice little hole in the stomach.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Before I could even do myptite, they had to
Speaker 2: remove it to make sure the bloating wasn't just my
Speaker 2: massive appendix, which the Irish are known for. Yeah, no, truly,
Speaker 2: I do. What is it? I don't know. It's oz
Speaker 2: empic what it's like like the name, and then I
Speaker 2: thinkstite is like what the chemical?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm having a mental break right now.
Speaker 2: So I only to see your mouth, you know what,
Speaker 2: I totally understand you will and I hope you do
Speaker 2: well in your future.
Speaker 10: Will.
Speaker 3: Okay? Okay, So then we have Carolina. She's walking back.
Speaker 3: They're like, no, you're like a cloud.
Speaker 1: You're like a cloud, because at first it's like there's
Speaker 1: a rainbow, but you're the cloud.
Speaker 3: Which one who Carolina was like a cloud?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Dark?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alex was upset. Alex wanted to know where it
Speaker 1: all went.
Speaker 2: Awry dark as to your right.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for Alex. I think that he wanted
Speaker 1: this like maternal. I think he saw farm girls.
Speaker 3: So he's not that.
Speaker 4: This is butt plug Alex.
Speaker 2: Correct, that's how she's.
Speaker 3: I she plugs someone's but.
Speaker 2: As plug Alex gmail to teas and buck.
Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense, got it?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay? Yeah, speak.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I thought it was like being contrariant. I didn't understand.
Speaker 5: But plug Alex.
Speaker 3: And it bounced back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too bad. Okay, try it with to tease.
Speaker 3: Okay. So she showed up with the lawn on the
Speaker 3: don't they bring out they? I thought that was her.
Speaker 3: They brought her lama out. Linda, wasn't her lama? How
Speaker 3: would you can't bring a lama twice twice?
Speaker 4: Linda?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a Lama that lives in Malibille.
Speaker 9: There's the malt of the linery that like has like
Speaker 9: a giraffe and a bunch of I've.
Speaker 3: Been in that winery. I had to park there when
Speaker 3: I did Raise.
Speaker 4: Anatomy Natural Habitat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's no parking and they love it there.
Speaker 2: We lost a lot of Lamas during the fires.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we really did a lot of drama Lama.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry, ironically it added lost lamas, but we
Speaker 2: gained a lot of drama.
Speaker 3: A lot of drama.
Speaker 1: So I want to just say that I felt like
Speaker 1: she looked messed, She looked really side swiped that he
Speaker 1: She looked like very hurt that he had cut her.
Speaker 2: Did you love? Did you love that? Every time they
Speaker 2: showed someone getting cut, Zoe was the one that was
Speaker 2: the last rose picked. It would be like Zoey and
Speaker 2: then they'd be defeated and then they'd go, I was
Speaker 2: side swiped or no, I was blindsided. I was, but
Speaker 2: I was right. I mean, that is your blindest side.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, yeah, it's the blindest.
Speaker 2: Eyes would be like Zoe I was blindsided. Zoe I
Speaker 2: was blind to everybody.
Speaker 4: She was always the show is blind siding.
Speaker 3: She was always lad.
Speaker 2: Why do you think you wouldn't be blindsided? Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: part of the that's.
Speaker 3: Why you're one of like thirty women. Odds is not
Speaker 3: going to be you.
Speaker 5: I did like that someone had a sign that said
Speaker 5: make the Lama the next Bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Was that you?
Speaker 2: Well, if I were working on.
Speaker 5: The show, I would have been like, let's kick this
Speaker 5: can a little further down the route. We don't legally
Speaker 5: we can't.
Speaker 3: I would love to make the Lama the next Yes.
Speaker 5: It's maybe it sounds like what you're maybe calling for, Jerry,
Speaker 5: is some way to spice up this show.
Speaker 2: Your brain's been Love Island, so maybe the Lama is
Speaker 2: a spinner that will be right back.
Speaker 4: I don't think we have a commercial line up.
Speaker 2: Damn. Sorry that.
Speaker 1: I feel like you would be really good as as
Speaker 1: Jesse Palmer, I.
Speaker 2: Would look that would be my favorite job, but I
Speaker 2: would want to do it on like Loololt.
Speaker 5: It is of all of all the bubble jobs. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Jesse Palmer, it's Cory Small. We don't need him.
Speaker 9: He says like four words and an episode he plays
Speaker 9: golf for the guys hometowns.
Speaker 4: I mean his role is it's awesome.
Speaker 2: Are you saying it's easy to do I don't.
Speaker 5: Yes, it should Yes, it's the easiest job of all
Speaker 5: it should be. I'm an anti doge. Yea, we could
Speaker 5: doge that job. That job could vary. If we are
Speaker 5: cutting medicare, that's right, we could eliminate this start with.
Speaker 4: We can have a lama do it.
Speaker 5: Like if the Lama comes out, it just wears a
Speaker 5: sign that's like, there's one rose left.
Speaker 2: No, dude, the Lama comes out, Garrett's voiceover, there's one rose.
Speaker 3: Okay, take your time to night.
Speaker 5: And I should know. I feel it more than anyone
Speaker 5: the drama. Lama, take your collectors ship and go.
Speaker 2: I'm sticking my long neck out here.
Speaker 4: Job which should be dosed. I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: If they started there, I'd be like, let him colik
Speaker 5: from it, let's do it. There's a no more Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 5: I like the direction. I was a skeptic, but yeah,
Speaker 5: we didn't need that job.
Speaker 2: Jesse Palmer's always waving around a chainsaw. But let's hear
Speaker 2: that he's talking about Jesse.
Speaker 3: I like Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 2: Now I like him too.
Speaker 5: It's the reason why you like him is I think
Speaker 5: they've toned down the duties.
Speaker 4: It feels like it's a lot easier than it used
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 2: Well, he also doesn't amp anything. He doesn't bring any slice.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: I like that he's not doing it at least from
Speaker 5: what I've seen this season. Yeah, he doesn't seem to
Speaker 5: pretend like he's best friends with whoever the Bachelor of
Speaker 5: the best already.
Speaker 3: I feel like the age spread has gotten too vast.
Speaker 4: Yes, and he doesn't well, Chris whatever his name.
Speaker 5: When he was doing he was always like, man, that
Speaker 5: was so fun texting last night, where are you at?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Fuck off, dude, you like leave us alone?
Speaker 3: That was so fun.
Speaker 2: It's like a.
Speaker 5: Fifty year old talking like a twenty two year old life.
Speaker 5: How funny was that meme?
Speaker 2: I love me, Let's set up the camera at the
Speaker 2: bar and I won't wear a tie. That was let's
Speaker 2: get crazy injury.
Speaker 3: Where are you at?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's like pathetic, and you also feel
Speaker 4: like Chris, It's like, do you.
Speaker 5: Need me to buy beer? That's like hanging in front
Speaker 5: of like a white hand pant.
Speaker 2: Anyone need beer? I'm a chill grown he needs something
Speaker 2: turkey jerkey? Now, what do you guys?
Speaker 5: Want let's hang out, want your dad and make sure
Speaker 5: it's cool that you can hang out with a grown
Speaker 5: ass pan.
Speaker 3: He also always felt like he wanted to fuck the girls.
Speaker 2: Was creepy.
Speaker 4: He has a better line yess.
Speaker 1: He is more creepy with the guys that paradise, like, whoa,
Speaker 1: you really got abs?
Speaker 3: How did you do that?
Speaker 4: Kyle?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, what's the workout? It's
Speaker 3: more like the guys like wolves, Todd, you got ripped?
Speaker 1: Like he doesn't care what the female for me's like,
Speaker 1: I got my dad, but you got a hot packed Terry.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got a hot r hot packed Terry.
Speaker 2: A hot pack.
Speaker 5: At six packet package based too, it could be.
Speaker 2: I was like, is it one pack? Sweet dog?
Speaker 4: What do you think of going into night's elimination?
Speaker 5: Jerry Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Speaker 2: We crunched the numbers. You were never on. I do crunch.
Speaker 2: I do crunches. Okay, yeah, I heard you. That's how
Speaker 2: I got this. The filming right now, Jes.
Speaker 5: Comes off Terry, hot packed Terry.
Speaker 3: He's got a huge bolt.
Speaker 2: One of the pool and it's still big.
Speaker 5: Someone's got a noodle, all right, So let's talk about tonight.
Speaker 3: Yes, Terry for the wind.
Speaker 2: Nobody looking at my pa.
Speaker 4: I can hear you, and it's awesome.
Speaker 2: Get out of here.
Speaker 3: Dam well that they can. That's long as psychotic brain.
Speaker 2: Jesse.
Speaker 6: We're collectively all ready to psychonic ray. He's like, I
Speaker 6: will be there.
Speaker 2: I need a plan to get out of here.
Speaker 7: You drop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody make my pack less hot? Not possible?
Speaker 6: Your issues is god damn it.
Speaker 2: He's hearing is phenomenal.
Speaker 6: What's a coca nut? I mean, I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 6: I would like one coconuts?
Speaker 11: Go on.
Speaker 3: Wow, all right, we're gonna take a break. I'll be
Speaker 3: right back. I don't know about you, but things are
Speaker 3: getting so hot in here. I think I got a
Speaker 3: take a pee break. Holy ship, and we're bad everything.
Speaker 2: What's he doing up in the tree watching binocular Jesse?
Speaker 3: That's Jesse. That's Jesse up there, jerking off with the tree,
Speaker 3: drinking the pack.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got a wet pack up here. He's got
Speaker 2: a wet pack. I got a hot pack.
Speaker 3: He's jerking up there.
Speaker 2: A fresh coconuts.
Speaker 3: He's got wet ga.
Speaker 2: The ice Queen's got an ice pack.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well that's where we are idiots. All Right, my god,
Speaker 1: are you so excited that Paradise is coming back?
Speaker 4: Then he said there's changes they have been off it.
Speaker 3: Yeah we skipped last year. Yeah, I actually Golden they
Speaker 3: went to Golden.
Speaker 4: Golden Paradise Island.
Speaker 3: Will that be fun?
Speaker 2: That would be disgusting.
Speaker 7: These packs are not sweet. I wish pause that'd be fun,
Speaker 7: that would be That's I think the.
Speaker 3: Age difference is a little it's like fifty year age difference.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to see it.
Speaker 3: I'd like to see it.
Speaker 2: I want to see it.
Speaker 5: And you're just surprised both halves with this news. We're
Speaker 5: trying something different this year.
Speaker 3: What if that is the big news?
Speaker 4: Where gonna that'd be great?
Speaker 3: I wonder because I'm arm are sixty.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jonathan would have gotten it with somebody.
Speaker 2: You would just see everybody beeline to the park and
Speaker 2: be like, I'm gonna need four shots. I can't have
Speaker 2: any out. Oh my god, even the bartenders.
Speaker 3: Old Susan interferes with my thyroid.
Speaker 5: Another medic. We need more. It's just crazy what's going on.
Speaker 2: It's just build a triage hospital, honestly, just build.
Speaker 4: To be just like out of the Okay, what's that's
Speaker 4: that's convincing?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So then she didn't know we should get a pharmaceutical sponsor.
Speaker 2: Are we sponsored by Fizer? Yeah? Okay, great.
Speaker 1: So I also like so the Sarafina goes I. She
Speaker 1: was like, I worry that I am. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: a matter of fact person. The mom was like, I
Speaker 1: liked I didn't watch.
Speaker 3: The Kiss, but I liked it. Mommy's always watching.
Speaker 4: Mama was cutem was fun.
Speaker 1: So then she said, I literally dreamt off a bridge
Speaker 1: for this man. I would not I would not do
Speaker 1: things to this man. I'm not willy nilly.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand that, like wish like half in half okay,
Speaker 3: because I haven't.
Speaker 1: I felt for her. She's like, I have a big heart.
Speaker 1: People don't see that.
Speaker 3: I love so hard.
Speaker 1: I want some I feel like she was auditioning for
Speaker 1: the Bachelorette.
Speaker 2: I think so, but I don't THO was going to
Speaker 2: get it very depressing to watch for her. I felt
Speaker 2: for her, but it's like in a sympathy way, like
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like you need to live a
Speaker 2: little bit more life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I felt for her.
Speaker 2: Did you feel like this is gonna sound so like
Speaker 2: hard of coal, but like, maybe don't love so hard.
Speaker 2: Maybe love isn't the answer.
Speaker 4: Well, it's a hard show to bring a hard love to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because the odds are against you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's like, I mean that you see
Speaker 5: that all that they lose their minds.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
Speaker 5: Juliana was seemed to be doing well. Was kind of
Speaker 5: maintaining as healthy of a mindset as you can in
Speaker 5: this insane set of yeah, deprive, I would not.
Speaker 3: I would lose, I would I would self implode.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was Also I did like that Seraphena napped a
Speaker 1: lot as a as a fan of a nap.
Speaker 3: I was like, I like, I love I don't get sleeping.
Speaker 3: I liked to napper you an apper, yes, big name.
Speaker 3: I don't trusting. I don't know. I like take like
Speaker 3: twin a one twenty minute nap day.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's okay, that's a that's a healthy nap, that's
Speaker 1: actually that's actually the perfect nap.
Speaker 3: I'm not good at nap.
Speaker 9: No, I try actually every day.
Speaker 3: I think you're the best in napping once in a while. No, No,
Speaker 3: a twenty minute nap a day is good. For you.
Speaker 2: What's what's good? That's the you know what I do.
Speaker 2: I drink caffeine. Then I lay down for my nap.
Speaker 2: And when you come out of the nap, man, you're alert.
Speaker 2: That's a good book.
Speaker 4: It is blow Yeah, that's my bang A line minute.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you do like a coffee.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, a Red Bull coffee energy and then you
Speaker 2: lay down because you drink it when you're tired, right,
Speaker 2: so you're already ready to go down, and then you
Speaker 2: lay it down. You pass out later.
Speaker 3: Like the cads, you do a shorty, you do like
Speaker 3: a twenty minute.
Speaker 2: The caffeine kicks in, has kicked in while you're nap.
Speaker 3: I feel like I like that. I'm gonna try that good.
Speaker 2: I highly recommend.
Speaker 3: Your hat's cute. Okay, all right, so.
Speaker 2: Your hat sucks? Yeah, it's really what is No?
Speaker 3: I have bad eyesight, and I just saw what I
Speaker 3: was looking at a hotel. I just saw that. It's
Speaker 3: very it's an hotel hat.
Speaker 5: It has a lot about your face that the hat
Speaker 5: only got noticed just now.
Speaker 2: Damn it.
Speaker 4: I just I don't know what attractive face.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's like a distracting Yes, how could we focus
Speaker 5: on it?
Speaker 1: A Gareth get everywhere like butch and like like that
Speaker 1: his like facial hair is all like like he was
Speaker 1: looking kind of doesn't Gareth look good?
Speaker 3: You look very good. Yeah. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: a creeper, but like you're allowed.
Speaker 2: To do that.
Speaker 3: But I was like, Gareth is looking good?
Speaker 2: You know what? You are looking good?
Speaker 11: Though?
Speaker 2: I mean this outfit. Let's pause the show.
Speaker 3: Do you like this outfit?
Speaker 2: TikTok? About do we like the telefe? I mean I
Speaker 2: would call that a hot pack.
Speaker 4: I would call it a hot always.
Speaker 2: Hey Jo, what do you care?
Speaker 5: I'm not super into what the girls have, but the
Speaker 5: boys we should work out.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what part.
Speaker 3: Of the body.
Speaker 6: It's a shower with the pack.
Speaker 2: I'm never gonna shower on this island never, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you are Terry with the hot him some moist canceling headphones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I call it Terry, Terry with the hot pack,
Speaker 1: Becky with the good hair. It's Terry with the hot Terry.
Speaker 5: I'm eliminating you because of your name. It just doesn't
Speaker 5: work on this show. Sorry, Terry. You work at the
Speaker 5: hotel we're staying at in my Ota. No Terry could
Speaker 5: have if anyone made a towel Terry stopped.
Speaker 1: If it was Tyler Cameron, if he was Terry Cameron's towels.
Speaker 3: Terry Cameron could Terry Cameron. I don't think Terry could win.
Speaker 4: Some of these people left their towels in the pool.
Speaker 3: Tyler Perry.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is a dare. We're putting this
Speaker 2: to ABC. Yeah, you find a hot hot that's there
Speaker 2: has to be a hot Terry within the next two seasons.
Speaker 3: Google the Hottest Terryze.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, Google in there.
Speaker 2: What do you think about Terry krew beautiful path? I
Speaker 2: would have called that. I would have called great pack.
Speaker 2: I'm sleeping on the rock.
Speaker 5: I lizard out on these rocks by day.
Speaker 2: He's warming himself from the rocks. Oh he's literally like
Speaker 2: face down like his belly.
Speaker 5: Lots of burns. They'll come off a thrill fashioned way.
Speaker 2: Are you are you gonna pick the blisters?
Speaker 4: I do what God's job is, which.
Speaker 2: Is what's God? What's God's job? Jo? Talk about a question?
Speaker 5: Huh, let's discuss it tonight over noodle.
Speaker 4: No, not that kind.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go shower.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Oh he hopped up real quick.
Speaker 2: His blistered belly, his lizards up.
Speaker 3: Hey, he kin on the rock.
Speaker 2: I don't feel right there. Now there's twoing me.
Speaker 5: Hey the rocking ho let's go get suppers.
Speaker 3: Like his skin is just like the end of the substance.
Speaker 2: His skinny is reachingting. Whoa, I know what he like.
Speaker 2: It's me other, got ya? Oh God, he's making out
Speaker 2: with himself. Yeah, yeah, a substance. I made a substance, Jesse.
Speaker 10: Whoa Jesus, Yeah yeah, I feel like the substance.
Speaker 2: Jesse is dumber than the actual of Jesse.
Speaker 3: But his hearing is.
Speaker 2: Just as good. All right, his hearing is better. But
Speaker 2: I think his eyesight he can't see. Oh he can't see.
Speaker 10: Why need you, substance, Jesse?
Speaker 3: A belly fat, burned, blistery belly fat?
Speaker 2: Did you just hit all getting bigger? Jesse?
Speaker 3: I'm having a mental break. I need I'm taking a
Speaker 3: break from dating right now. I'm having a mental break.
Speaker 2: Jesse. Yeah. I think he's into it. I think he's
Speaker 2: into it. Fruit. He likes freaking break down.
Speaker 3: It's the fermented fruit. Oh, doctor Banana is going to
Speaker 3: be so sad that she missed this.
Speaker 1: I guarantee this isn't happening. I lost cultures is right?
Speaker 2: Now we have any other hotter besides Terry Crew, any
Speaker 2: other hot.
Speaker 3: Other hot terries?
Speaker 2: No, that's it. That's the one thing to google.
Speaker 1: You're gonna fuck up your algorithm. Give me some hot terries.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be warm Terry, Terry.
Speaker 3: O'Quinn, who's kind of handsome, who's as handsome?
Speaker 2: Isn't hot pack?
Speaker 3: No, No, that's not it's not jernking off. That's not
Speaker 3: Terry's drink shows up?
Speaker 1: Okay, like a hot toddy hot Terry. So then we
Speaker 1: have should we take a quick break and then come
Speaker 1: back and talk about Dina.
Speaker 11: Bones Zone.
Speaker 3: Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Hi everybody. Okay, So Dina was it? Dina Ken calling
Speaker 1: yourself the ice queen?
Speaker 2: Which why why call yourself?
Speaker 3: Don't call yourself.
Speaker 2: That just because you're a woman with a job, does
Speaker 2: it make you an ice queen?
Speaker 3: I know what, Katie, what did you think about that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I think that she.
Speaker 9: We talked about before, like she probably just like comes
Speaker 9: off kind of like matter of factly.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you do do your laundry every day
Speaker 1: and your hampers show that's what I feel I do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what bothered me. That level seems like a
Speaker 5: full hamper.
Speaker 3: I do know. I don't do laundry too. I too
Speaker 3: because I love doing laundry.
Speaker 4: The original cast.
Speaker 3: I agree with you. Yeah, the band is all in there.
Speaker 3: It's all in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When you're when you you know you're gonna get
Speaker 2: your rotation trash.
Speaker 4: Yes, I get not one.
Speaker 3: I get that. I get that because it's like damp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I just have a little on it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That was just tips laying on top of you know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: Tips that I have are brown and I keep those
Speaker 5: in there. Just freak out a guest. That's that's what
Speaker 5: I like to do. Dark brown, Yeah, dark brown, little
Speaker 5: blood at the end, yes, oh god, this guy up
Speaker 5: to what isn't he And then just like a note
Speaker 5: ripped into four pieces easily pieced together.
Speaker 4: That's insane, just asking.
Speaker 3: For someone together. That's fun.
Speaker 4: Treasure map just on the back is like there was nothing.
Speaker 3: Again and it just says like you know what you did, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what you did?
Speaker 2: My ears?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I liked it. That's right that I like that hamper.
Speaker 5: Fill it up so then she sounds fun. It's like
Speaker 5: a pirate's trash.
Speaker 3: That does sound fun.
Speaker 2: It's fun.
Speaker 3: Well, then meanwhile, so.
Speaker 2: You don't want to take a dumpy. You're like, I
Speaker 2: know that door's locked. Oh they're not. It's from the
Speaker 2: outside too. Oh yeah, I'm not getting I'm locking out
Speaker 2: here to be safe. No no, no, no, no, you don't
Speaker 2: even when you're.
Speaker 1: Good, I'm not getting out of him. Yeah, you're not
Speaker 1: getting out of there. So then so then she's like
Speaker 1: she went in with her loyally thing. She's like, ultimately
Speaker 1: it was my decision. I was the one who chose.
Speaker 4: I was one like a lie.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, well, the men of the family,
Speaker 1: all the brothers, so you might have had like a
Speaker 1: Jojo brother situation where they mouth remember JoJo's brother's mouth
Speaker 1: kissed her and then then and like they were like
Speaker 1: a real bully too.
Speaker 2: That I didn't think you were gonna look at first
Speaker 2: you purchased.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you literally you were about to take your nap,
Speaker 3: and then you purchased.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like you did. That was your red
Speaker 1: bull of nap. Yeah, her brothers. Her brothers were tall
Speaker 1: and they had giant cowl neck cardigans. And they were
Speaker 1: like asserting their dominance in front of who was it,
Speaker 1: Ben Higgins, Ben Higgins.
Speaker 2: This is like an Angelina Jolie situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they mouth but even but they were broier. They
Speaker 1: were in Texas and they were like, hey.
Speaker 3: Jojo, yeah, and it was like they mouth kissed.
Speaker 1: Jojo and then the yeah, and then the mom was
Speaker 1: pounding champagne and kept screaming at Ben Higgins.
Speaker 3: Jojo is a princess.
Speaker 1: She needs to be treated like a quin And like
Speaker 1: that was an incredible hometown and I felt like I
Speaker 1: kind of wanted to see you. I wanted to see
Speaker 1: Dina's brothers like kind of asserting dominance like that, because
Speaker 1: I feel like that's when.
Speaker 2: She threw them under the bus. She was like, my
Speaker 2: brothers hated this.
Speaker 1: But she has she's one of thirteen siblings. Oh she's
Speaker 1: got thirteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that the ladies are being cool, but
Speaker 3: the guys are being late.
Speaker 2: You want to know what that totally explains the wasteful
Speaker 2: laundry situation. Yeah that really they're willing to waste so
Speaker 2: much seamen that's making kids. Yeah, it's so wasteful to
Speaker 2: have that many kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a lot of them.
Speaker 2: What the hell's another load of lottery?
Speaker 3: The thirteen animals?
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how was with fifteen people? Is always going it's.
Speaker 3: Like below down You're right, You're right, You're right. It's
Speaker 3: like it is like below dead.
Speaker 4: You've always got to have laundry, and you're and you're probably.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, she also probably like had ship taken.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's probably like, I'm living alone now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like this is I could do it whenever the fuck
Speaker 1: I want, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean? Maybe I'm the do laundry. Siblings
Speaker 3: were taking ship.
Speaker 5: Do you think that the family that part affected his
Speaker 5: decision truly or is it just.
Speaker 1: A I think he wanted Carolina because I don't think
Speaker 1: she was ever going to be in the final I
Speaker 1: don't think Dina was meant to be in the final four.
Speaker 4: Do you think Carolina shipped the bed so hard?
Speaker 3: Default or Zoey Zoe or Dina Default made it?
Speaker 4: But would a good hometown have saved her?
Speaker 3: I I think I think it's I think it's been
Speaker 3: between Latia and Juliana for and everyone else and then
Speaker 3: and then unfortunately, I think Zoe he relates to and
Speaker 3: she's hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do agree with all of that, except
Speaker 2: it would matter.
Speaker 4: I think it would too.
Speaker 2: The family not shown I'd like, but I don't think
Speaker 2: it would put him.
Speaker 3: But a lot of times, if in the good way,
Speaker 3: I don't think a good family.
Speaker 5: A lot of times you come out of those hometowns
Speaker 5: and you're surprised by the way things change.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've all been to we've dated people and
Speaker 1: been to certain families houses and been like I would be.
Speaker 2: I would be off put if I was if the
Speaker 2: thing that I was confronted with is Dina's family has
Speaker 2: no trust in her or whatever. Like now this is
Speaker 2: at a point where we don't know that it's her decision.
Speaker 2: We think it's there decision. Yeah, that would weird me out.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: I be like, oh, it's just I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Meet them welcoming. I felt if we end up together,
Speaker 3: we started crying, if.
Speaker 2: You pick me, you'll meet them, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to now I felt.
Speaker 3: I felt, I don't want to meet me.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I think she was I honestly think she was covering
Speaker 1: because I felt for I think she's I think she's
Speaker 1: a nice person.
Speaker 3: I think she's a hard worker.
Speaker 1: Look, she survived like that many siblings, that's a lot,
Speaker 1: and like she'll.
Speaker 3: Land on her feet though she seems so.
Speaker 1: She's she's cool, she's cute and like clean, you know,
Speaker 1: she's clean.
Speaker 2: Always smells like tide. Yeah, I love.
Speaker 4: She's covered in tie.
Speaker 3: She's covered in tide. Carolina, Carolina, what was that scent?
Speaker 4: Oh that's just a bit of tide. I washed myself earlier.
Speaker 2: But why is it all the time?
Speaker 4: You can't get dirty otherwise you die.
Speaker 3: I washed myself, so then my dad's not real.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then she had a fight with Carolina again, and
Speaker 1: then they were fighting, and then Carolina starts crying, and
Speaker 1: then they start saying, show me the text, show me
Speaker 1: the text. You know, it's like and then and then
Speaker 1: so then they were then they were doing the Instagram fight.
Speaker 1: They showed the Instagram fight where to be fair to Carolina,
Speaker 1: you know, she's like what I was just saying, they've
Speaker 1: already seen it on the show. I'm like, it was
Speaker 1: sort of baiting the first one.
Speaker 5: Well, I would not go back and fuck with her.
Speaker 5: Once you're on Carolina, once you're on good terms, I
Speaker 5: wouldn't start fucking.
Speaker 3: But Deana is a lawyer, and she's like, I don't give.
Speaker 2: A ship, but it does show what how Carolina has
Speaker 2: zero sense of.
Speaker 5: Humor because I does nuclear right after that had a
Speaker 5: sense of humor.
Speaker 2: Yes, you would immediately come back with something else kind
Speaker 2: of quippi fi and you would use it. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yes, to go to nuclear of texts?
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: What messages released? Like you can't so to anyone? No
Speaker 3: one wants that is.
Speaker 5: Like why if you're if you're grant like get that
Speaker 5: is you'd really dodge a bullet because that is again
Speaker 5: the sort of stuff where it's like you cannot have
Speaker 5: someone being like, our private conversation are in play for me.
Speaker 1: If I don't like your immediately immediately I'm going to
Speaker 1: release them all online. So then then we showed the
Speaker 1: thing with rose where and then they showed them what
Speaker 1: do you guys think?
Speaker 3: What do you guys think about?
Speaker 1: Meant when he said when the whole the rose thing,
Speaker 1: the Rose and the dance said that they showed us,
Speaker 1: did you what did you think?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, you'd probably know better than me.
Speaker 2: I I think that was one of those situations where
Speaker 2: the main guy is dating a thousand women. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he's just trying to fill.
Speaker 3: Time and he's a people pleaser, and he's.
Speaker 2: Saying, yes, you're on my mind. I've been thinking about
Speaker 2: you and da da da da. And she heard it, yes,
Speaker 2: and she interpreted it through her own prism.
Speaker 3: I agree. I agree with all.
Speaker 2: Thats of like a shotgun blast of information.
Speaker 3: I actually think what they both said was accurate. I
Speaker 3: think he meant in general, not when I was getting
Speaker 3: general in general. But I can see how she I
Speaker 3: haven't seen it at.
Speaker 2: All, but you have to, you have to put She's.
Speaker 1: A delicate So she cried and she goes, yeah, dead me,
Speaker 1: You're not wired.
Speaker 3: Like she is. Like she's like saying that he never was.
Speaker 9: I like, oh, he said when I was dry humping Carolina,
Speaker 9: it's a fact.
Speaker 3: The thing to repeat to the woman. They're they're both
Speaker 3: of them should go. But like, he did not say that,
Speaker 3: that's insane.
Speaker 2: I said something like it.
Speaker 3: He said, we were dancing, I was thinking of you.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. I think she said that in
Speaker 2: passing to the girls and Carolina Carolina used it, Yeah, capitalized,
Speaker 2: she weaponized it, just like your tear gas.
Speaker 3: And Carolina is the one tears.
Speaker 2: Look, I'll just say Caroline is just the worst. She's
Speaker 2: the worst.
Speaker 1: I agree that Katie Sean Justston thought she was done dirty.
Speaker 5: No, I mean, I don't know any but this trope
Speaker 5: on these shows, this person is always yes, they do it.
Speaker 5: They don't do it for reasons that are to try
Speaker 5: to win the show, or if they do, it's too late,
Speaker 5: you get like then normally what they do is they
Speaker 5: take that person right to the edge and then it's
Speaker 5: like he's like, well, I don't want to meet your family,
Speaker 5: and you're fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to go to you
Speaker 1: basically want to go to fantasy suites and then you
Speaker 1: cut them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 5: My pitches get to bring someone back for fantasy suites,
Speaker 5: skip the family.
Speaker 4: That's what my pitch is.
Speaker 5: No, I think you go do hometowns and then you
Speaker 5: get to go, all right, I'm bringing one back for
Speaker 5: fantasy suites.
Speaker 2: Only you know you have to cut them down.
Speaker 1: To one family you added prior to do.
Speaker 4: A family pass where you go, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: meet your family.
Speaker 1: I will I will meet you in fantasy suites. I
Speaker 1: don't want to meet your family. But I get to
Speaker 1: meet you in fantasy suites.
Speaker 5: Now you add another person, it's not dignified, but yeah,
Speaker 5: you add another fantasy suites and you bring someone who
Speaker 5: you would like to just have sex with, but you
Speaker 5: don't want to meet their family.
Speaker 3: So it's just I got it. I got you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean? You get dominoes. You're in there.
Speaker 4: It's real dirty, there's no morning shot.
Speaker 2: I mean, I like it.
Speaker 4: So it's just over ahead on it.
Speaker 3: So that car Leaders says to Grant.
Speaker 2: Being in her bathroom, choose in her hand.
Speaker 3: You mentioned when when did you clock?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: Tina said, when did you clock it?
Speaker 1: Did you clock it when I was alone on the
Speaker 1: date when I was bum Is that when you clocked it?
Speaker 2: I'm like, but isn't this prime her? She goes, Look, look,
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not trying to be negative disrespectful, and
Speaker 2: now here I am going to say the most disrespectful
Speaker 2: it you know what? Oh god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how gorgeous is Grant's sister very She's so pretty
Speaker 3: she should be the bachelor. Yeah that would be. And
Speaker 3: so she's proud of him. So then you, chubby bunny.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that single from a job that's
Speaker 2: what I.
Speaker 3: Meant, Chubby Bunny.
Speaker 2: Chubby, you're hiring. I'm available to Chubby Bunny with pe
Speaker 2: What was that last day?
Speaker 4: They did it with.
Speaker 3: Little must Be.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, like they did it. They did it with
Speaker 1: why what's her name?
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 2: It was such dumb television.
Speaker 4: It's so dumb.
Speaker 2: We don't need that.
Speaker 4: Then they have host, just host the fucking thing.
Speaker 5: And then there's a what is to happen? Just say
Speaker 5: what's happening? We don't need to see like, you're cute
Speaker 5: chubby Bunny.
Speaker 3: Something, so then they show their bloopers.
Speaker 2: You would be better substance Jesse. He wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2: A razor Hey substance Jesse, Chubby Bunny. He thinks it's funny.
Speaker 3: Substance. Jesse loves es.
Speaker 2: I think that's all het. Chubby Bunny the other day. Okay, he.
Speaker 3: Feels bad, he's ashamed.
Speaker 2: I will show him. Oh, it's like a sibling rivalry situation.
Speaker 2: My finger came off. Oh god, I was never on.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna chow? I'm gonna chose.
Speaker 5: Jesse is with my fingers.
Speaker 2: My hand's gone. He's reaching the end of his life
Speaker 2: cycles falling apart.
Speaker 4: I'm Jesse, no palmer Man, chubby buddy.
Speaker 2: His own hand is chubby monny.
Speaker 11: What the.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Okay.
Speaker 1: Then they do their bloopers. They do their bloopers, and
Speaker 1: he could see Edinburgh. He said, yea and burger till.
Speaker 4: They were coaching him to be like, it's like eat
Speaker 4: a burger.
Speaker 3: And then they said the words that everything exasperated. They
Speaker 3: said exastrified.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Honestly, if they showed me that before eliminade, that would
Speaker 5: be very helpful for me with eliminade.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: There were a couple there where I was like, that's
Speaker 5: so agreed, gitastic, I will not stand east Okay.
Speaker 3: For a few that I was just like, oh our education, okay. Inconclusion.
Speaker 1: In conclusion, yes, we're gonna I need you to hear
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Speaker 1: and memory of sweet me out is Scout, Well, that
Speaker 1: is just so so sweet. Here's another one, five stars,
Speaker 1: Arden and Team. I didn't know you could get any better,
Speaker 1: but hearing you say call your senators about park rangers
Speaker 1: losing their posistionance just made me appreciate your wonderful podcast
Speaker 1: even more.
Speaker 3: That's all you, Katie, and you should do that.
Speaker 9: You should be calling your senators and you represented us
Speaker 9: every fucking day and complaining to them.
Speaker 3: Please.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being my comedic relief during the stressful time.
Speaker 1: Helped me feel not so silly for loving the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: supporting animals, and being awesome humans. I actually bonded with
Speaker 1: another park ranger who listens to your show with love
Speaker 1: ranger Max.
Speaker 3: So that's that's I'm a ranger.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Okay, come on, we have the best
Speaker 1: best listeners here.
Speaker 3: We have Okay, five stars and eternally grateful.
Speaker 1: Listener and champion. While on Grief Island. As a longtime listener,
Speaker 1: I've been charmed, delighted, and made to laugh out loud
Speaker 1: by Scampish Arden and her lovable crew. I've also admired
Speaker 1: Arden's resilient spirit and grace during difficult times.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: One can never truly tell how they will behave when
Speaker 1: they find themselves docked on Grief Island. I'm surprised to
Speaker 1: find myself there. Recently, in mid December, my dad received
Speaker 1: an advanced stage cancer diagnosis, and only a few weeks later,
Speaker 1: my family and I lost our home, our belongings, and
Speaker 1: our town and the pack pal fire and the weeks
Speaker 1: that have followed. I have found it difficult for various
Speaker 1: listeners to listen for various reasons, to listen to music,
Speaker 1: to read books, and to watch But I'm still able
Speaker 1: to listen to your podcast. I am doing so with
Speaker 1: the greatest Joy Arden production crew and guests. You are
Speaker 1: wonderful gems. Keep on being champions and inspiring those of
Speaker 1: us who could use a boost in that department just
Speaker 1: by being you.
Speaker 3: That means so much to me. I'm so sorry. First
Speaker 3: of all, I'm sorry for all of it.
Speaker 1: And I just want to say I personally found when
Speaker 1: when I've had giant losses, like it's a real thing.
Speaker 1: I couldn't read like a book for a year like
Speaker 1: you could. And again, your brain, like I feel like
Speaker 1: there's almost like scarchissue and there's only so like I
Speaker 1: could only watch like the Great British Bakeoff and like
Speaker 1: Queer Eye, and then I also could do this podcast
Speaker 1: and I and again everybody's different, but I'm so thankful
Speaker 1: that your brain like I I Again, I know I
Speaker 1: am just a silly podcast host. I know nothing, but
Speaker 1: I remember when I when my mom died, reading somewhere
Speaker 1: that to play was the was sort of like helped
Speaker 1: heal trauma. And and you don't want to you don't
Speaker 1: need to manically do it. I mean you also have
Speaker 1: to like grieve and be tender. But like I find
Speaker 1: that this is the safe space of like hearing about
Speaker 1: hearing about substance Jesse and like all that like that
Speaker 1: is for me. Uh, you know like that really has
Speaker 1: helped and every like, you know, life keeps happening for everybody,
Speaker 1: and it helps put Humpty Dumpty back together again. So
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, Katie, Oh my gosh, I mean
Speaker 1: it's hard to pick.
Speaker 3: They're all.
Speaker 1: We've got a park ranger, we've got an animal lover,
Speaker 1: and we have the Grief Island person.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think, I think the woman that's on
Speaker 3: Greef Island.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I feel like. Honestly, if
Speaker 1: you lost your home and your possessions, maybe you need
Speaker 1: a sweatshirter or or a map or or to keep
Speaker 1: on dreaming about where you're gonna go. Maybe you need
Speaker 1: a little bit of like a map for future when
Speaker 1: you you're feeling a little better of where you might go.
Speaker 1: So that'll be your little light in the candle, candle
Speaker 1: in the window.
Speaker 3: So you are the winner. Send us your mailing address, S. M. A.
Speaker 1: Hackett, and and hope be nice to yourself while you're
Speaker 1: on Grief Island and we'll be waiting for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, here we are.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna I want to hear your three two one,
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna pick a post of the week
Speaker 1: with a sleep crownd Wunner.
Speaker 3: I gotta tell.
Speaker 2: You, Can I tell you that I finally opened my
Speaker 2: sleep crownd that you gave me. Yeah? Do you love it?
Speaker 4: I use it? It's the best.
Speaker 3: I bring it everywhere. I brought her to Austin.
Speaker 2: My lady friend stole it.
Speaker 1: She did, loved it. I'm going to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I really I love it. I love it, love it.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: I love it too. It's a complete completely changed my sleep.
Speaker 2: I need another one. She actually put a really nice
Speaker 2: note in with Julie.
Speaker 5: Julie she's seen me like ordering stuff before. She's like,
Speaker 5: you need more stuffing and I'm like, I need my lesson.
Speaker 1: Okay, she asked me last night, I needed more stuff in.
Speaker 2: She's the best.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm also trying to read a Thanksgiving Yeah what what?
Speaker 2: How dare you.
Speaker 3: Level?
Speaker 2: It is actually good.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good. Okay for those two listeners.
Speaker 1: If you're going to get your if you're going to
Speaker 1: get your your dream portal with your patented nosegap technology,
Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah, they literally I I cannot tell you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what is made of. I think it's bamboo.
Speaker 1: It is angel wings. It's so common regular.
Speaker 4: And I'll tell you what. I love the travel.
Speaker 3: I'm the I'm a travel all the time. I'm a
Speaker 3: travel girl.
Speaker 2: Do you guys travel with pillows like your own?
Speaker 3: I travel with my travel.
Speaker 2: Hotel crowd for you to look at it.
Speaker 1: I also want to say that Katie gave Mittens a
Speaker 1: therapy friend.
Speaker 3: It's called a snuggle kitty. They also snuggle puppies.
Speaker 9: We had a listener message me because I had talked
Speaker 9: about passed away.
Speaker 3: It's brutal. Out of the brutal, brutal, out of the
Speaker 3: bl blood clot. It was horrible, bad.
Speaker 1: But she gave me this stuffed cat that has has
Speaker 1: a little thing. It has a heart beat inside.
Speaker 3: You put a heat pack and she puts it on
Speaker 3: her every night and her motor goes and she's so comforted.
Speaker 3: I put it on her every night. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: you should get I will get one. Gets really great
Speaker 3: for if you have like.
Speaker 4: They make a Gareth one like a little me.
Speaker 3: I sometimes hold you make a mini Gareth. Jose is
Speaker 3: black and white. Yeah, they have a black and white one.
Speaker 3: That's what I got.
Speaker 4: It's so he doesn't know he's black and white.
Speaker 3: Though Okay, does he doesn't you've seen.
Speaker 2: Okay, he doesn't see three to one?
Speaker 3: Who's number who's the second going.
Speaker 2: To be controversial? This is I always land on. Grant
Speaker 2: is just a guy? Okay, right, So here's number one
Speaker 2: is who I picked episode one?
Speaker 3: Okay, Zoe number two you think she's gonna win?
Speaker 2: Yep, and I Number two is Juliana well and and
Speaker 2: unfortunately Letia, who will not deliver on Fantasy s weeeks,
Speaker 2: is going to go.
Speaker 3: She's gonna self eleimonade somehow.
Speaker 2: Either she's gonna go or he's gonna be like I
Speaker 2: can't Zoey, do you remember that dress Day one? The
Speaker 2: entrance bingo? He's just a guy at the end of
Speaker 2: the day. Guys are simple animals and all this like
Speaker 2: I lead with my platitudes.
Speaker 3: No, okay, sadet.
Speaker 2: Okay, but that should be the lesson every season always
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 3: You will say last year about you were right about Devin.
Speaker 4: Okay, Let's easiest family.
Speaker 3: Okay, the only one that I like family though.
Speaker 1: I do too, but a lot yeah, yeah, let's all.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm I'm close. I'm going uh Latia three.
Speaker 3: Whoa because you won't put out that and that family.
Speaker 5: There's just a lot going on there that I feel
Speaker 5: like you there'd be a bit of buyers re more Okay,
Speaker 5: I think you'd be checking. I'm gonna go to zoey okay, yep.
Speaker 5: Fantasy sweets great good stuff.
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean. You've said it. We're
Speaker 4: moving on. I think I think Juliana.
Speaker 9: Okay, KT money, Zoe three okay, and then Lytia and
Speaker 9: then Juliana. I think the two that he can't decide
Speaker 9: between is Lytia and Juliana. And I think he's gonna
Speaker 9: choose Juliana because Lytia.
Speaker 3: I think he's just gonna be like I don't want
Speaker 3: to be a more at Okay, it's a lot the previews.
Speaker 1: I I'm going to stick to my guns, but I
Speaker 1: think I'm wrong because I do think Lytia's issues with
Speaker 1: the fantasy suits.
Speaker 3: Will get her lemonades, especially if she goes. I don't
Speaker 3: want you fucking anyone else. No, no, I'm doing but I
Speaker 3: I agree with you. But I'm going to stick to
Speaker 3: what I thought.
Speaker 1: And even though I picked Juliana in my in my
Speaker 1: fantasy picks, I'm going to say three Zoe two, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say, Juliana, because I think he loves Letia.
Speaker 3: You think we're all we all we all do.
Speaker 5: Some wi.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Now, if you want your own sleep crowd, there's a
Speaker 1: new code.
Speaker 3: It's Lama to twenty five. There's two l's of mama.
Speaker 4: Say, don't forget.
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Speaker 3: Plaid meg los Jesse twenty five.
Speaker 4: Oh no, there's blood splattered on mine.
Speaker 2: It's as soon as I get home. Okay, I'm signing
Speaker 2: up for substance Jesse.
Speaker 3: Okay, substance Cheessie. Okay.
Speaker 2: So and if you win, I'm gonna make.
Speaker 1: Your bailing address at Rosepodcasts at gmail dot com.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we.
Speaker 4: Are just a slow impression. Go ahead, and.
Speaker 1: You can this DM Anna money Moves hose a or
Speaker 1: all right, are selling hose.
Speaker 3: In a hashtag?
Speaker 1: Yea and whatever if you want a dm If you're like,
Speaker 1: we hate the Twitter or X, we understand.
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Liz Earnest at Lizard Queen the way the host pulled
Speaker 1: up those TikTok receipts, I'm gonna start calling him messy Palmer.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Okay, Okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, what's substance messy? Never mind?
Speaker 1: All right, here's miss v at Preschool quats chubby Bunny,
Speaker 1: except instead of Marshmallows is Beverly's big titties.
Speaker 5: O sh wow, that's the hottest tweet?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 3: Okay? Here's another one.
Speaker 2: By the way, next time we go down.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got to say chubby Buddy motor boat.
Speaker 4: At the strip club.
Speaker 2: Chubby bunny, chubby Bunny.
Speaker 3: This is from them. Okay, this is from Gretchen Strader.
Speaker 3: None for Gretchen apps.
Speaker 1: Dina somehow forgot the number one rule we attorneys tell
Speaker 1: our clients dance like nobody's watching, but.
Speaker 3: Text like it will be read aloud in court one day.
Speaker 3: That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Here's another one from Josh uh Maggie Mark Markerer. I
Speaker 1: don't know Dina politics, but at some point during this
Speaker 1: terrible administration, she is going to be attorney general. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another one from KP at Kim Love's Chips. Two
Speaker 1: grown men talking to a magic mirror was not on
Speaker 1: my women Tell All Bingo card. And honestly, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: ashamed it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Yes, here's another one. Hattie Hines at Hattie Hines.
Speaker 1: Customer Service Agents, Extra Strong ponytail Holders work where section
Speaker 1: of revolve. All hate to see Carolina coming.
Speaker 3: Okay, and.
Speaker 1: Let's see final one, Final one Rebecca Fini at Beccafini.
Speaker 1: At this point, they should just make a graphic for
Speaker 1: hakeemcam and keep him in picture and picture for this
Speaker 1: whole show.
Speaker 2: Yes, do that guy's eyes?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that his guy's eyes are yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: Okay, what were they doing there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: They cut to them and I'm like, oh now all right.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, which were you you see?
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the Exorcist? Yeah? Like devil like
Speaker 2: they flashed the scene. Yeah, that's it's like the Christ No,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I feel like I saw something horrible.
Speaker 1: My talk to might be Messy Palmer and big feel Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: The first one is this lizard queen.
Speaker 1: The way the host pull up those TikTok receipts, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start calling him Messy Palmer or miss v at
Speaker 1: preschool quats Chubby Bunny, except as Marshallows is Beverly faked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it got better on the second. The second was better.
Speaker 5: Okay, got better, Big tits was the right way.
Speaker 3: To do it, Chubby Bunny, except Beverly, Jerry, Jared, I.
Speaker 10: Gotta tell you did the time, absolutely.
Speaker 3: What would you We've missed both of you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've missed all of you as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, you're going to be getting some competition. Why,
Speaker 2: Arden and I are going to take a stand up class.
Speaker 4: Oh ship, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going on the road.
Speaker 3: The road. I have tour as a headliner before, but
Speaker 3: now I'm gonna actually know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a notebook and everything.
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, that's mine mole skin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, collapsible stool so I always have a place to
Speaker 2: put my water bottle in notebook.
Speaker 3: We're going to go a tour together, right, Okay, what
Speaker 3: would you like to promote nothing.
Speaker 2: I'm good to our future tour, future stand up tour. Yeah,
Speaker 2: with you Gareth and I.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, I like that.
Speaker 2: I'm opening I can't that's.
Speaker 4: Fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I want to go early.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's great. It's a big advantage.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll feature because I'm fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we'll.
Speaker 1: Have gare that's the work, Gareth, what would you like
Speaker 1: to promote?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Well, the doll up starts a tour this week.
Speaker 3: That's fun.
Speaker 2: So you can go to dolluppodcast dot com.
Speaker 5: That's full over from New Mexico, Texas. And then you
Speaker 5: can go to Garethrones dot com for stand updates. There's
Speaker 5: a bunch listen to We're here to help.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you we missed so much?
Speaker 2: I missed you.
Speaker 3: People have emailed and like what they want to know
Speaker 3: where you are.
Speaker 5: It was it was bad, And then I even I
Speaker 5: wasn't going to I told Katie the last time I
Speaker 5: saw it, I was like, I feel like I'm being
Speaker 5: an asshole.
Speaker 4: I just wanted I just we don't care.
Speaker 3: You don't have to watch it. We just want you
Speaker 3: to come on your I.
Speaker 2: Like watching it.
Speaker 4: I like this. This was great two episodes.
Speaker 3: By the way, next time it'll be Paradise.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: And you got a little bit of like the farm
Speaker 3: team for Paradise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I got to hear about Beverly Yes.
Speaker 1: Exactly, Okay, you guys, Righteous Gemstones has started. I had
Speaker 1: so much fun at the premiere my episode, My first
Speaker 1: episode is episode three, so it's but watch this Sunday
Speaker 1: so you know what's going on. The first episode is
Speaker 1: like a real flashback, So if you want to start,
Speaker 1: you can start this Sunday and then I'll be in
Speaker 1: the one after that, but just so you kind of
Speaker 1: know what's happening. And I gotta tell you, I'll be real, like,
Speaker 1: it was so fun filming it, and you never know,
Speaker 1: like going to like the premieres of stuff, if people
Speaker 1: were only like if they be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh who are you?
Speaker 1: Like they were so welcoming the other night, because it's
Speaker 1: not always the case, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: like Danny McBride is just such a class act, and
Speaker 1: everybody in the show, who I didn't know any of
Speaker 1: them before.
Speaker 3: They were so nice.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it was. It was truly probably my favorite,
Speaker 3: next to next to See, next to Still the King,
Speaker 3: next to Still the King.
Speaker 2: I'm still here.
Speaker 1: It was probably my favorite professional job ever does so
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about and the part is really fun
Speaker 1: and it starts a week from Sunday. Katie Money, what
Speaker 1: would you like to promote as always gonna go to
Speaker 1: your local shelter and the doctor foster a pet in La.
Speaker 3: They especially need dog fosters again. Ah for more in photos.
Speaker 1: And okay and uh and until next time. We have
Speaker 1: two really fun episodes left. We have fantasy sweets in
Speaker 1: the finale Bingo Bengo. And next week is Whitney's coming
Speaker 1: on and it's her birthday the day where do we
Speaker 1: have to do something? So we'll have to do something
Speaker 1: for Whitney's birthday. Okay, it's the next time. My name
Speaker 1: is a marine, thinks.
Speaker 2: Much good bye.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, we're gonna get all tonight.
Speaker 2: I feels so good. I just got one little bush
Speaker 2: finger out where you.
Speaker 11: Listen to your word? Who your accept this rose into
Speaker 11: your world?
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