WEBVTT - The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #293

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Reactions.

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<v Speaker 3>This podcast all depends on you, baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Three.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a good episode. I hope the talkbacks live

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<v Speaker 2>up to the equality of the episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I liked.

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<v Speaker 2>I liked the episode to ninety three. It was definitely

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<v Speaker 2>UH one that will go down in UH in Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Hall of Fame history as definitely one of ours,

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<v Speaker 2>one of our episodes. Yeah, did you listen to it

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<v Speaker 2>on the plane going or coming? I'm always coming, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 2>always coming your voice. This is the companion podcast to

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<v Speaker 2>the Brooklyn Boys, not the main episode. If it's your

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<v Speaker 2>first time listening and first time stumbling upon us, that's great,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can feel free to listen to Slice Time.

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<v Speaker 2>But these are all our talkbacks and responses to episode

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<v Speaker 2>two ninety three, So make sure you listen to that one,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, and then go back to zero and start there, right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, that's right, okay, And only only through the

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<v Speaker 2>iHeartRadio app can you leave it a talkback? That's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>The other apps do not have the technology to do

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<v Speaker 2>that for us. I wish they did, but they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, call through iHeart. We we were on vacation

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<v Speaker 2>last week, so we got all you did. Yeah. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>well we were both on vacation, because if I go

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<v Speaker 2>on vacation, you go on vacation from this podcast. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a week you go No I no, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>no I did. I get to spend some time with

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<v Speaker 2>my oldest daughter, who informed me I had to leave

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<v Speaker 2>because I have to go study for finals and write

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<v Speaker 2>a six thousand word paper. No perfect, Yeah, I spend house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I wrote six thousand words my entire

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<v Speaker 2>time in college. So she's the brains of the family. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was in Brooklyn and I went to an

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<v Speaker 2>Italian restaurant. We'll talk more about on the Brooklyn boy Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't go to ellen B's for pizza. Oh really,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was in my phone go to ellen B's

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<v Speaker 2>pizza and I didn't go. So and I had good,

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<v Speaker 2>good week. Good. I'm happy that that you did. And

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<v Speaker 2>I had a very long vacation. And we'll talk about

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<v Speaker 2>more on the Brooklyn Boye podcast. Yeah. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 2>to hear about the Ann Frank house and all your

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<v Speaker 2>time with the Tulips. Yeah, he's going through the Tulip

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<v Speaker 2>spend some time in Amsterdam, and I spent some time

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<v Speaker 2>in the southern part of Spain, so and mar Bank.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm gonna do ask answer me now. But you

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<v Speaker 2>have a better understanding of what the Netherlands is. I

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<v Speaker 2>told you I would. Okay, So we'll talk on the

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<v Speaker 2>ninety four Brooklyn Boys podcast. Here I talkback slices. It's

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<v Speaker 2>your time, Slice time. Can't wait to see what's waiting

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<v Speaker 2>behind your number one.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary Scary and Brodie Kelsey

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<v Speaker 5>from Texas. So, going back to the clip from the

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<v Speaker 5>news anchor, I actually worked in small town news for

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<v Speaker 5>years and yeah, the morning anchor we had was one

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<v Speaker 5>of those pretty talking heads Brody mentioned usually get hired.

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<v Speaker 5>We didn't even need to try to mess her up.

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<v Speaker 5>She did that all on her own. The biggest one

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<v Speaker 5>was during celebrity birthdays. It was her reading of a

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<v Speaker 5>small blurb for Dolly Parton's birthday, which I'll get to

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<v Speaker 5>in part two.

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<v Speaker 2>Part two.

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<v Speaker 5>So what was supposed to be read was Dolly was

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<v Speaker 5>born in a one bedroom cabin Instead, our anchor confidently

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<v Speaker 5>said Dolly was born in a one bedroom cabinet. As

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<v Speaker 5>soon as she said it, everyone in the studio fought

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<v Speaker 5>so hard not to laugh. Thankfully, all that was on

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<v Speaker 5>the screen was a picture of Dolly, but with her

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<v Speaker 5>mic being hot, we had to be very quiet while

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<v Speaker 5>everyone else overheadset in the other room was losing their minds.

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<v Speaker 5>She found out about it later and thought it was

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<v Speaker 5>so funny. She posted a clip on Facebook. If I

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<v Speaker 5>can find it, I'll send it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. You know, you know log cabinet's my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>maple syrup. Good afternoon. Yeah, oh, we have an Easter

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<v Speaker 2>egg coming. Okay, So what I was gonna say was

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of times the people who read the news,

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<v Speaker 2>they're just reading the teleprompter, and it's possible the person

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<v Speaker 2>who typed it autocorrected cabin to cabinet could have been

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<v Speaker 2>catch it, and then they just read it because they're

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<v Speaker 2>talking heads.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, Good afternoon, This is Chad from Omaha, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>always going to be brody, wh scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, well, aren't we in a bright and cheery

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<v Speaker 1>mood up in Washington these days. I suggest you check

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<v Speaker 1>with your doctor to make sure you got the proper

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<v Speaker 1>dosage on your medication. Sometimes they may have to tweak

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<v Speaker 1>it to get the proper results and if it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a medication issue and you just happen to be going

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<v Speaker 1>through some things right now, I surely do apologize, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember everything always works out in the end. It could

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<v Speaker 1>deep breath count to ten, Jesus Loves You and sodas

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<v Speaker 1>Chad from Omaha, and it's always going to be Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>what scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly one of his haters that he's talking to right

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<v Speaker 2>there in that clip. I think he's talking about you. No,

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<v Speaker 2>he's talking about No, he's talking about Seattle. He's in Seattle,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, right, right, because he's in California. Yeah, No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>he's no, he's in Omaha, right, He's no. No, that's

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<v Speaker 2>was that Chad? Yeah, yeah, yeah he was.

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<v Speaker 7>He was.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he reminds me of the guy from San Diego.

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<v Speaker 2>He was talking to somebody in Seattle that must have

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<v Speaker 2>had some choice words for him. Some beef some beefles. Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know if you're gonna hear this, Brody, but

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<v Speaker 8>it's Maggie from Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>And have to say, I.

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<v Speaker 9>Can't believe you dropped the ball on the final season

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<v Speaker 9>of Walking Dead.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you not fucking recap that shit.

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<v Speaker 10>You did all those seasons and you didn't recap the

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<v Speaker 10>last episode?

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<v Speaker 4>How the fuck?

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<v Speaker 10>And what about the other episodes of the season?

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<v Speaker 1>Spin offs? Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>Brody did another podcast called The Talking Dad No Walkers

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<v Speaker 2>and Walkers and Talkers with his co host Jamie Brody.

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<v Speaker 2>Wontn't you respond to that? Well, we didn't just miss

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<v Speaker 2>the last season. We missed the last I think two

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<v Speaker 2>seasons or season and a half. Uh we we just

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<v Speaker 2>uh yeah, I'm going to do it, and and and

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie couldn't do it with me because of uh me

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<v Speaker 2>not being in the studio and her schedule, and we

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<v Speaker 2>just didn't have time. And then she she stopped paying

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<v Speaker 2>for a MC plus and doesn't have cable and was

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<v Speaker 2>so much good episodes. Yes, she had a she had

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<v Speaker 2>a second job and she babysitting or something, and then

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't have the money for TV and then she

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<v Speaker 2>was she's so she's behind, and the long story short,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if she's even seen the finale yet.

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<v Speaker 2>So we couldn't do it, and I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>do it without her, so we didn't do it. I

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<v Speaker 2>have apologize, but I thought the last season was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, uh Rick and Micheon with the ones who

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<v Speaker 2>Live was excellent. So there you go the Walkers and

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<v Speaker 2>Talkers podcast. Typical guy there for themselves and not the woman.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually i'm because she's there for the woman and I

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<v Speaker 2>won't do it without her. See that doesn't mean I'm selfish. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying very selfish.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't didn't didn't finish, didn't get to the climax of

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast. He didn't finish. I finished. No, you were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done, I'm out. That's exactly what you did. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to sleep. She didn't finish yet. How do you

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<v Speaker 2>leave you? How do you believe your listeners hanging on

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<v Speaker 2>the last season of War for Walkers and Talkers. I apologize, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel terrible. We just were for a while, we weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Our schedules didn't work, and then she stopped watching. So

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<v Speaker 2>I all right, blame it on Jamie.

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<v Speaker 9>The one one Vescuez one Vescus what vol does?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck you?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my guy, I didn't leave my name.

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<v Speaker 9>If you don't leave your name in the Vasquez your

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<v Speaker 9>Valdez on Twitter?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you own a coffee company? I still don't understand you.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck you.

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<v Speaker 9>Valdas vescas vescas velus. Hey, fuck you, my guy, you

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<v Speaker 9>copyed Brody. I copied you. Hey, Brody likes the balls.

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<v Speaker 9>He left the ball, so taken Nie, my guy, take a.

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<v Speaker 2>Knee, he says, my guy. Really well, civil war breaking

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<v Speaker 2>out amongst the slice.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, but lookus is hey?

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<v Speaker 10>You from Kelly Forney is always going to be scary

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<v Speaker 10>with Brodie. Brodie called scary tother's temple all the time.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes in English. Hey listen. I wanted to do a

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<v Speaker 10>few shout outs to the girls on the podcast, but

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<v Speaker 10>it's gonna take me a couple of talkbacks. So I

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<v Speaker 10>don't want to get mister Scary mad. Okay, don't get mad,

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<v Speaker 10>not an ouchest pitch car.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. First of all, I want to say to Messire.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, Misserray, I agree with the other slid hey

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<v Speaker 10>jeff over that you really have a sexy voice.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that trills me about your voice. Just the other

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<v Speaker 4>day I was.

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<v Speaker 10>Listening to Thing Lizzie and you know that song Rosalie.

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<v Speaker 10>You know I changed the lyrics now it goes dead

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<v Speaker 10>the ray Ray. Oh yeah, I love your voice that

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<v Speaker 10>you raise. Next, I would like to try it to

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<v Speaker 10>miss Jamie from Queen's. I want to say, hey, girl,

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<v Speaker 10>don't be mad. You know, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>Mister Skiri's fault that he did you like that.

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<v Speaker 10>Sometimes bougie people like him say or do things without thinking.

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<v Speaker 10>They don't realize that they're hearing the feelings of the

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<v Speaker 10>other person. Maybe one day he'll said it's boudjin as

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<v Speaker 10>aside and send you the apology that you so much deserve.

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<v Speaker 4>Leslie. I want to ask the other lady, you know.

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<v Speaker 10>The growth one, the one that likes to live toilet

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<v Speaker 10>seats and things of that nature, say, I'm what's your

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<v Speaker 10>name anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Reggie?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.

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<v Speaker 10>Do you think that there could be any way that

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<v Speaker 10>you can recycle corn? You know, like you hear it

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<v Speaker 10>right now and then you see it again later. Maybe

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<v Speaker 10>you know how to do that. That would be a

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<v Speaker 10>good way to save money, and maybe it's solve world hunger. Okay,

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<v Speaker 10>So that's all I got for this week, you know,

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<v Speaker 10>Brooklyn boys. But I don't know if I'll be able

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<v Speaker 10>to call in again later because I might be tied

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<v Speaker 10>up for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how things will go for me, But for.

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<v Speaker 10>Definitely, I enjoyed talking to you this time, and I

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<v Speaker 10>will see you later.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I don't watch you at the Locusts.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I find it interesting. He says scary with Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Chad from Omaha says Brodie with Scary. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny where they copy each other the way.

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<v Speaker 11>Brooklyn boys, This is Louis from the Greater Atlanta area,

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<v Speaker 11>not Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 4>Just wants to.

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<v Speaker 12>Say, I just watched the that YouTube video.

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<v Speaker 11>Of Norm on Conan and Brian with Courtney thorn Smith

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<v Speaker 11>and that was freaking hilarious Rody and by the way, scary.

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<v Speaker 11>Norm McDonald also white, right.

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<v Speaker 2>But I never said he was black. Oh, just for us,

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<v Speaker 2>the last name is McDonald, okay, right right, like Michael McDonald.

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<v Speaker 2>But Michael McDonald has a soulful voice Norm McDonald. It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 12>No Reggie here. It's the message for Slice Christy from Saddlebrook.

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<v Speaker 6>Man.

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<v Speaker 12>Do you ever go to that really nice park in Saddlebrook.

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<v Speaker 12>I love going there. It's a huge park. You can

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<v Speaker 12>walk around. There's a lake. I like walking around the lake.

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<v Speaker 12>I like shooting hoops. I participated in the oral. It's

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<v Speaker 12>so much fun.

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<v Speaker 2>There always waiting for the plot twist talk. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 2>always a plot twist at the end.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, scary Rody, Rody, scary.

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<v Speaker 13>Rockins Steve, talk back, Brody, Why do you refer to

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<v Speaker 13>one person as them or they?

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<v Speaker 4>That's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 13>Even if, especially if you're not talking about someone who

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<v Speaker 13>is identifies as both male and female.

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<v Speaker 2>One fucking person?

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<v Speaker 12>Is that he or she not there?

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<v Speaker 2>Or then? Ick and see what would that? When did

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<v Speaker 2>you do that? Brody? I don't remember that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what. You can absolutely refer to one

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<v Speaker 2>person as they, like, oh, Steve, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like

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<v Speaker 2>if I don't want to tell you who it was,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, oh, yeah, my friend, they went to

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<v Speaker 2>the game yesterday. That's proper English. If I don't like,

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<v Speaker 2>if I say to you, oh, I was out with someone,

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<v Speaker 2>uh last week and they really enjoyed their If you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to if you are hiding, okay, that's where

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of agree with it. That's why I do

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<v Speaker 2>agree with you. If you're hiding the sex, if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to tell them, let on to believe to

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<v Speaker 2>let for whatever reason. If it if it's a guy

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<v Speaker 2>or girl you're talking about, because you want to be

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<v Speaker 2>cryptic about it, you could say oh, I went to

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<v Speaker 2>the Yeah, I went to the game with them, or

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<v Speaker 2>they right I had I went to Carmines last week

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<v Speaker 2>and I had dinner with somebody. So if I say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they ordered a chicken dish. Right, So brodi cheating his

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<v Speaker 2>wife and he was with a woman, he could be like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they they loved they loved that dish. Not only would

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<v Speaker 2>I never cheat on my wife, let me tell you

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<v Speaker 2>why I can't cheat on my wife. I got a

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<v Speaker 2>d M that said, oh, I was at Carmines on

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<v Speaker 2>the Friday night. I saw you that your wife. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to interrupt. I was going to say hi,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't want to interrupt. Well, I was there

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<v Speaker 2>with another woman. So had I been cheating, and because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm semi well known, I would be busted. That being said,

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<v Speaker 2>it's my first cousin so h and I'm from New

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<v Speaker 2>York so there was nothing going on there. We were

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<v Speaker 2>just out. We went to a show and uh, nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to see. But if I wanted to cheat, I could have,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd have to hide.

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<v Speaker 1>Favorable boys love you. This is Marylynd from Omaha, Scary.

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<v Speaker 14>I'm so proud of you getting your golden microphone congratulation.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 15>That is awesome.

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<v Speaker 14>I got my signed T shirts and I love them

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<v Speaker 14>and thank you for the stickers, and I put them

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<v Speaker 14>on my water bottle.

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<v Speaker 16>So everybody at work, I try to get them to

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<v Speaker 16>listen to love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Slice for Life awesome. Well, speaking of the gold mic,

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<v Speaker 2>I heard a rumor that's scary. May bring it home

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<v Speaker 2>and use it during this podcast. I'll get to look,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where else I'm going to plug it in.

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<v Speaker 2>I only here in this podcast. Well, you have the

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<v Speaker 2>same mic stand here at home, because you have a

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<v Speaker 2>radio professional microphone at home. Yeah, so you've popped that

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<v Speaker 2>right in. So I'm excited to have a gold mic

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary Garni from Kenny Cat

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<v Speaker 6>Hare listen. I just want to say, that's scary. You

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<v Speaker 6>have the boise of an apex predator, and Brody you

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<v Speaker 6>have the eyes of a hind the woodland creature. Together

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<v Speaker 6>you two make a devastating combination. Shoulders back and continue

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<v Speaker 6>to smash the podcast game.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I guess we'll take that as compliments. So,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're a bear and I'm a squirrel. I suppose chipmunk.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, by the way, do you see a new

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<v Speaker 2>trend on on social media? What did you rather be?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you would you rather be? We talk about on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast would you Rather Be?

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<v Speaker 17>With?

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<v Speaker 2>Asking women if they'd rather be with a guy or

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<v Speaker 2>a bear? Would you rather? Would you rather be? Approached?

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<v Speaker 2>And it lost in the woods by a strange man

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<v Speaker 2>or a bear, and a majority of women is saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather be approached by the bear. Okay, that's pretty sad,

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<v Speaker 2>especially if it's a a black bear or a brown bear.

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<v Speaker 2>Brown bear, brown bear, brown bear. You're fucked? Why would

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<v Speaker 2>you bear? You fuck black bear? You got a shot?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, mister road.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, you tell me about the world.

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<v Speaker 18>You get in my mind on everyn looking granny of

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<v Speaker 18>the universe until me o man and licks does it

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<v Speaker 18>take to it to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Center of a tuzipo?

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<v Speaker 4>Holy you can tell us, old mister. Why one is?

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<v Speaker 2>I think the correct answer is one, two, three, three

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<v Speaker 2>that commercials from the seventies. Yes, I saw it on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I of course wasn't around for that. No, no, never,

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't born yet nope. So but on YouTube, right,

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<v Speaker 2>this one seems to be blank? Um, I guess we'll

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<v Speaker 2>skip it. Not sure what that calls about? Is this one? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So trying to figure out how to use a microphone?

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<v Speaker 2>Very nice? That's strike two a minute later? Oh strike three? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they keep going. I could see it. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>your dad trying to call us? I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 2>going Maybe you know old people in technology. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>still rolling. Someone is recording, but there's no audio coming

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<v Speaker 2>out about this. They but talk back us. Wow, well

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<v Speaker 2>it's rolling right now, isn't that amazing?

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<v Speaker 10>One?

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<v Speaker 18>Two?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say one, two, three, four in a row? Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>we may have had missed the podcast gold. I was

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<v Speaker 2>about to say they had a lot to say, and

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<v Speaker 2>none of it got said. Try again, Oh they did.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait about Brody? There comes that's another attempt. And these

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<v Speaker 2>are the people that agree with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Nothing scary Brody Brody and scary Scarody.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're back, scary.

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<v Speaker 6>What you just said is one of the most insanely

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<v Speaker 6>idiotic things that I've ever heard about the Nevers and

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<v Speaker 6>the rest of the Scandinavian countries. And no point in

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<v Speaker 6>your rambling, incoherent response where you even close to anything

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<v Speaker 6>that could be considered a rational thought everyone listening to

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<v Speaker 6>the Brooklyn Boys podcast is down dumber for having listened

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<v Speaker 6>to it. I award you no points, and may God

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<v Speaker 6>have mercy on your soul.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, not everybody knows everything about geography and history.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but you should if you're going to that country. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I learned a lot there and I came back

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<v Speaker 2>a wiser person.

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<v Speaker 8>Right, LERI from Connecticut. Oh my god, you guys. I'm

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<v Speaker 8>about to punch you guys in the nose me. Amsterdam

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<v Speaker 8>is a city in Holland. Holland is otherwise known as

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<v Speaker 8>the Netherlands. The Netherlands, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, and Norway are

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<v Speaker 8>known as a group of countries called Scandinavia. Right, get

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<v Speaker 8>your facts straight, you two ninkum poops.

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<v Speaker 2>I resent that I told you that Amsterdam is part

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<v Speaker 2>of a city in Holland. But it's the Netherlands. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's yes. Colloquially people call the region the Holland List.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people don't know that, right, but most people don't

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<v Speaker 2>fly there not knowing it. Okay, you want to be right,

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<v Speaker 2>be right back, all right, hit the reset button, hit

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<v Speaker 2>the play the next.

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<v Speaker 19>One, Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Doctor m here scary, pick up

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<v Speaker 19>a map. I mean, come on, like high school geography, definitely,

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<v Speaker 19>Brodie Scary today another smartest. Yeah, bonn Air is definitely

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<v Speaker 19>part of the Netherlands. My family used to live there.

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<v Speaker 2>Great because your family lived there, you know that.

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<v Speaker 19>Hold on, they kind of cool thing. It's a municipality

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<v Speaker 19>of the Netherlands, essentially the same thing as a city.

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<v Speaker 19>They used the US dollar when I was there. They

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<v Speaker 19>use the guilder. Now I have a bunch of guilders

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<v Speaker 19>that are useless. Sorry, doctor m again, scary, it is

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<v Speaker 19>common knowledge.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not the Netherlands.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a country.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not it's not Most people don't know that.

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<v Speaker 4>Scary is wrong.

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<v Speaker 16>Maddy from Brooklyn and Bronx and Scary. My god, that's embarrassing. Really,

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<v Speaker 16>my dude, really what Finland and Sweden are part of

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<v Speaker 16>the Netherlands. Get the fuck out of here. They're claiming

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<v Speaker 16>the Volvo now, come on, bro really, I can't get

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<v Speaker 16>over it. I'm so sorry. That's really dumb. I love that,

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<v Speaker 16>But that's only whoever agreed with you. They're fucking stupid, wow, Brodie.

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<v Speaker 2>But the majority of the people who don't know are

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<v Speaker 2>not leaving talkbacks because they're like, oh shit, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that either. Can I tell you? She said she's

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<v Speaker 2>from Brooklyn and the Bronx and a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>don't know this? Scary? What's common knowledge? The Bronx also

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<v Speaker 2>includes Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, New Ampshire.

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<v Speaker 16>Hey, Brooklyn boys, is mad again. The slapping sound that

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<v Speaker 16>you hear is me slapping my legs in disbelief and embarrassment.

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<v Speaker 16>That's scary, that's all I lie. This is Maddie again, scary.

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<v Speaker 16>Why don't you call up Bethany that he used to

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<v Speaker 16>be on the morning show and let her know that

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<v Speaker 16>apparently as in Norwegian, she's fucking Dutch. Get the fuck

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<v Speaker 16>out of here, bro Brooklyn boys, it's Maddie again, scary, scary.

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<v Speaker 16>Just because you haven't been somewhere doesn't mean you don't

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<v Speaker 16>fucking know about it. You went to school, right, you

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<v Speaker 16>had geography lessons, all that fun stuff. You've never been

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<v Speaker 16>to Nepal? Did you think it was part of I

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<v Speaker 16>don't know a Zerbaijan. Come on, and no, Brodie's not

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<v Speaker 16>insulting anyone and everybody who didn't know that and who

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<v Speaker 16>thought that. The nether Vilins included Norway and Sweden. They

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<v Speaker 16>should be insulted.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yep, see, there you go. She's insulting a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of our listeners. Well, she insulted the Azerbaijani's because she

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<v Speaker 2>said Azerbaijen wrong. But other than that, she's right of

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<v Speaker 2>the money knew you knew it was Azerbajan, right.

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<v Speaker 18>Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>You can find Azerbajon on the map. No I can't.

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<v Speaker 15>Okay, Hi, boys, this is Victoria from Brooklyn. You know,

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<v Speaker 15>I have to say that Sciary is a bit of

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<v Speaker 15>a bragger. I mean, I don't want to say anything

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<v Speaker 15>bad about anybody, but just listening for over the last

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<v Speaker 15>couple of years, you've just really bragged a lot, and

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<v Speaker 15>it's really annoying. I think you should be a little

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<v Speaker 15>bit more humble.

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<v Speaker 2>But what were supposed to share our lives with you

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<v Speaker 2>the best? It's not a bragging thing. It's I'm just sharing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sharing my experiences with you. Get a podcast, you

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<v Speaker 2>could do the same thing. I think every podcast people brag. Right, Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>if you put up pictures of your vacation on Facebook,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't that bragging?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what, anybody with social media is bragging about anything

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<v Speaker 2>that they post. Ever right now. What's it called if

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<v Speaker 2>you post wait hold on? I got to hear the

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<v Speaker 2>other two of her messages because she left three in

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<v Speaker 2>a row. Can't wait hold on?

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<v Speaker 15>Victoria from Brooklyn. I think that it would be a

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<v Speaker 15>good idea if Scary actually gifted Brodie the dyce in,

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<v Speaker 15>and that way he can get an invite to his home,

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<v Speaker 15>because the dyce in would be a housewarming present, especially

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<v Speaker 15>because Bertie could use the dice in right for the

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<v Speaker 15>dog here.

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<v Speaker 2>I never got a fucking invite to his pool for

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<v Speaker 2>five years. What makes you think I'm gonna give him

0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:54.920
<v Speaker 2>a fucking dice? Had you given him the diceon, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have had you come to the pool. You never

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<v Speaker 2>suggested that. By the way, all three of my dogs

0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:00.600
<v Speaker 2>a hypologenic. There's no dog here here, dude, you're the

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<v Speaker 2>vacuum man. You could suck this Brody all right, it's

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:04.919
<v Speaker 2>a vacuum.

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<v Speaker 15>From Brooklyn again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're back.

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<v Speaker 15>Just another thought. Instead of going to Marbella, which is

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<v Speaker 15>nice bougie as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay, yeah, I wish I go.

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<v Speaker 15>There's another place called Gibraltar, which is also in the

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<v Speaker 15>south of Spain. Technically a British territory, which I think

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<v Speaker 15>is scary little as well.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, just I thought, yeah, my friend had a

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<v Speaker 2>house in Marbia. He invited me to his house. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to Marbia. You know who loves Gibraltar, the Rock,

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<v Speaker 2>the Rock. Of course you didn't, boo. Hey, guess what

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<v Speaker 2>I know? The Rock of Gibraltar. Hey, what do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Look you're bragging again. This nincompoop fucking knows things.

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<v Speaker 17>Hey, guys, Sean from Washington State, Oh my god, thirty

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<v Speaker 17>nine minutes then on Apple Podcasts had to come over

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<v Speaker 17>to iHeart just to do a talk back to say,

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<v Speaker 17>holy shit, nothing but arguing and negativity.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a terrible episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Had Well, then you could hate the last ten minutes

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<v Speaker 2>funny anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, guys, cheer it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's have some fun.

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<v Speaker 20>Enough carry I'm carrying from New Jersey and it's called Scandinavia. Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark.

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<v Speaker 20>They're called Scandinavia. That's how it's welcome mined. Even my

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<v Speaker 20>seven year old knows that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. You must have family there. You know that

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<v Speaker 2>other guy had family there, so he knew it. Now

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<v Speaker 2>you pulled a scanned bony.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, yes, what's going on? It's me again.

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<v Speaker 7>You know.

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<v Speaker 10>I found myself here this afternoon, sitting in my living

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<v Speaker 10>room on my Devin Port, zipping on a beer, pondering

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<v Speaker 10>on whether or not I should call in because somebody

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<v Speaker 10>on the whip page it's complaining that they had to

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<v Speaker 10>fast forward and the last last time because of all

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<v Speaker 10>the characters.

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<v Speaker 4>Booo.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, it's not my fault that you got old

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<v Speaker 10>boogey ass, old man scooty man and he cut you

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<v Speaker 10>off after only fourteen and a half talkbacks. I'm not

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<v Speaker 10>the one that cut you off. As a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 10>I listened to all fourteen and a half of your talkbacks.

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<v Speaker 4>Lighting up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all in good fun.

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<v Speaker 4>We're all characters, including yourself. We're doing this for fun. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>lighting up, girl?

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<v Speaker 10>Ow. So remember Jesus loves you and so I oh

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<v Speaker 10>an old man's scooty I hope when you were over

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<v Speaker 10>there on your trip, Tall Darren didn't sneak into your

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<v Speaker 10>room in the middle of the night and give you

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<v Speaker 10>a big old Dutch oven and suffocate you half to death.

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<v Speaker 10>Or maybe when you were on the dance floor he

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<v Speaker 10>probably walked up on tuppy and dragged the scroll across

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<v Speaker 10>your face. Well you might have enjoyed that. Well anyway,

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<v Speaker 10>piece of love to you as well, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome, Thank you buddy. Who's he yelling at now?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, you were in the right country

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<v Speaker 2>for a Dutch oven.

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<v Speaker 7>I was, Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Caitlin from be Sure,

0:26:08.400 --> 0:26:12.600
<v Speaker 7>mother of Luke, wife of Mark. So I'm real listening

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<v Speaker 7>to the podcast. This is probably the third or fourth time,

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm startin for the beginning again. And I came

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<v Speaker 7>across the fat jew Where the fat Jewish? Where is

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<v Speaker 7>this motherfucker? I checked his Instagram and he hasn't been

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<v Speaker 7>active since December twenty twenty two, so we're on over

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<v Speaker 7>a year and a half. Where is this guy? We'd

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<v Speaker 7>love to hear from him, love to hear from him again.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you know, I know someone who knows him. I

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<v Speaker 2>could find out. Is that Jewish?

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<v Speaker 14>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You think maybe he's took a step back. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 21>Hey, this is Sam from Saint Louis. Scary you fuck

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<v Speaker 21>You don't travel somewhere and not have a basic understanding

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<v Speaker 21>of geography.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 21>A quick Google search taught me that the nether Lens

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<v Speaker 21>is broken into twelve different providences. If you're traveling to Canada,

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<v Speaker 21>you know what's providence? Who are going to assume by

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<v Speaker 21>the way, North holland South holland each of providence.

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<v Speaker 12>In the Netherlands. Thank you the more you know. Hope

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<v Speaker 12>you had a good trip there.

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<v Speaker 2>I did right.

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<v Speaker 12>Question for Brody, have you ever done stand up comedy?

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<v Speaker 12>If so, how did it go? If you've never done it,

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<v Speaker 12>would you ever want to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, bro question, I'll answer that quickly. I did

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<v Speaker 2>stand up comedy technically once. It didn't go fantastically well,

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<v Speaker 2>it went okay, And I've written a lot of stand

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<v Speaker 2>up material over the past few years that in my

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:43.679
<v Speaker 2>phone is a note to put it together and do

0:27:43.760 --> 0:27:45.960
<v Speaker 2>stand up. But I only did it once. I did

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 2>a lot of sketch comedy and improv for many years.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I love being on stage, but I

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:55.159
<v Speaker 2>have stand up involves rehearsal and practice and work, and

0:27:55.200 --> 0:27:57.359
<v Speaker 2>I'd rather just get on stage and do improv with

0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:58.600
<v Speaker 2>the audience tells you what to do it and you

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<v Speaker 2>just improve it. But yes, I will just stand up again,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll keep you guys posted. All right, Don't ask

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 2>me next week if I did stand up this talk

0:28:05.800 --> 0:28:10.399
<v Speaker 2>pack is commenting on episode two ninety, Brody couldn't stop

0:28:10.440 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 2>staring at Scary's crack.

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<v Speaker 12>Boys.

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<v Speaker 22>It's branded from Atlanta Driving. So sorry for the bad quality,

0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 22>but I love how this conversation from this episode about

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:26.679
<v Speaker 22>healthy eating and no parabins led to ass eating.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep it up, thank you. He enjoys the ass eating, well,

0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:37.640
<v Speaker 2>he enjoys the talk of it. I'm I'm not judging, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>who knows?

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<v Speaker 14>Scary episode two thirty eight where you were at Samantha's

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<v Speaker 14>wedding with Robin and she was wearing a beautiful dress

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:48.480
<v Speaker 14>and you spilled wine on her and then you say

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<v Speaker 14>to her, baby, you'll get over It is a really

0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 14>shitty thing to say to somebody and including your girlfriend.

0:28:55.080 --> 0:28:58.239
<v Speaker 14>And then to say to compare it to sex, and

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<v Speaker 14>by saying, well, you clean up and you move, that's

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<v Speaker 14>what you do after sex.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, That is horrible?

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<v Speaker 14>Scary Okay, Episode two thirty eight scary where you lost

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 14>your wallet. That's karma for being an asked to your

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 14>girlfriend at Sam's wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it my turn today? What's going on here? Everyone's

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 2>taking a shit on me? Well, you had six people

0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 2>that agree with you. There was just in the audio.

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<v Speaker 14>Episode two ninety three Scary, where you went to go

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<v Speaker 14>meet that woman and she put her hand in your face,

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<v Speaker 14>not once but twice. Yes, that was a horrible, horrible

0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 14>thing for her to do to you, and then you

0:29:33.880 --> 0:29:37.760
<v Speaker 14>try to justify it by saying, well, she was drunk. Whatever,

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:41.600
<v Speaker 14>she's gorgeous, she's rich, so she thinks she can be

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:45.240
<v Speaker 14>a snob. Well, she's a snot nosed bitch and she

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:47.440
<v Speaker 14>deserves karma.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, she sounds too sweet to be that upset, So

0:29:51.560 --> 0:29:53.920
<v Speaker 2>she's agreeing with me on that one. She reminds me

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:55.680
<v Speaker 2>a little of Jamie from Queen's Did you catch that

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<v Speaker 2>she sort of agrees with you after she disagree with you.

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<v Speaker 16>I can give.

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<v Speaker 23>I don't think this is going on, you know is

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<v Speaker 23>going on? Well anyway. Nine two the rebate recall recall, Brody,

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.800
<v Speaker 23>I think you were talking about something about a recall

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:17.880
<v Speaker 23>you need to talk about kind of recall, a car

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<v Speaker 23>recall something like that. I can't remember. J Love you.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, Scary.

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<v Speaker 14>That woman was a snotty nosed bitch and what she

0:30:27.480 --> 0:30:32.200
<v Speaker 14>deserves karma. But what you said to her friend about

0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 14>her was bad and two wrongs don't make it right.

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<v Speaker 2>What she was absolutely deserving of that.

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, Scary, you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's me know that.

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<v Speaker 6>And if you're going some place, you to know about

0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 6>it before you get there, now after you come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Necessarily, that's part of the education process, learning about things

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 2>as you go exploring discovery. You don't necessarily have to

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 2>know about shit. I went there, I traveled, I was

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 2>there for four or five nights. Okay. Now now I

0:31:08.400 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 2>know more than all of you mofos combined. Okay, because

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 2>you know why, because I lived it and I learned

0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:17.600
<v Speaker 2>it while I was there. And that's it. And that's

0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 2>me bragging.

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<v Speaker 20>Okay, Hi, it'scarry from New Jersey Scary episode two ninety three.

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<v Speaker 20>It's called Scandinavia, Norway, Sweden, Finland together.

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<v Speaker 2>Is called Scandinavia. Okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>Even my seven year old knows that. He doesn't know

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<v Speaker 6>from traveling to those countries.

0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:37.959
<v Speaker 20>He knows it from experiencing their culture, going to Scanfast

0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 20>and bud Lake, New Jersey, really were day weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you said it yourself. He knows that from experience.

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<v Speaker 2>For getting the experience, they went right. But you learn things.

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:52.520
<v Speaker 2>You learn things while you're in the moment. She she's

0:31:52.560 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 2>actually agreeing with me. She didn't realize that. She's saying

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 2>people know stuff, not just from reading a book or no,

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:00.360
<v Speaker 2>but like they learn in their life. And I told

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<v Speaker 2>you that when I go there, I will learn things

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 2>about it. I will learn the terrain, I will learn

0:32:06.080 --> 0:32:09.120
<v Speaker 2>what the rink. I will learn all of it. I

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 2>will learn what it's called. I will learn properly. I

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:15.800
<v Speaker 2>will come back a wiser man, which I did. She's

0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 2>agreeing with me, she just doesn't know it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi brooking.

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<v Speaker 24>This is Nick from Washington, Nick Dick formerly from Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 24>Stand by for part two. Okay, park two park teat

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 24>from oh mah oh no the trucka. I love the trucka.

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<v Speaker 24>He's a good guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes. And that new guy I.

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<v Speaker 24>Endol from uh from penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I think he's in the penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 2>That actually is all three of the guys put together.

0:32:53.320 --> 0:32:57.720
<v Speaker 2>That's the same guy. He's a fourth character. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>thinks we didn't realize. Nah, you got a nan on it.

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna put pull the wool over our eyes. No,

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<v Speaker 2>not this an income boop.

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<v Speaker 25>Oh scary. This is Orange from South Florida. CoA had

0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:12.640
<v Speaker 25>a baby slice, so I'm gonna get a new one

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 25>on board. But scary is the country. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 25>Holland is also the country there.

0:33:20.120 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 24>This is.

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<v Speaker 25>It's just there's two names for the country in English Netherland.

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<v Speaker 25>Netherlands is more of the Dutch way of saying it,

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<v Speaker 25>though I know it's not exactly. It's like Netherlands or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and Denmark here they come, here, they come.

0:33:34.880 --> 0:33:37.880
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna shi all over him?

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 25>Aren't South Florida scary?

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<v Speaker 12>If youse have changed on?

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<v Speaker 6>You have to hear this story at the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I agree with you so much.

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 25>You really show humble you are with that story, and

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 25>lots of respect man for a lot of the guys

0:33:52.720 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 25>here who maybe that's happened to also, And.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's just cool.

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<v Speaker 25>Girl stood up to it, you know, to these kind

0:34:03.280 --> 0:34:05.160
<v Speaker 25>of girls, So good job.

0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:09.319
<v Speaker 2>Wow. He didn't say he agreed with the word you

0:34:09.400 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 2>use though. That was that was rough. No, he called

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:17.200
<v Speaker 2>me on, He called me a humble This braggart and

0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 2>income poop is humble. See you get everybody has a

0:34:21.040 --> 0:34:26.040
<v Speaker 2>different opinion. What a great way to end lifetime. I

0:34:26.080 --> 0:34:28.919
<v Speaker 2>got a headache, but it was fun. Next week people

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:32.920
<v Speaker 2>will agree with you about something. I'm sure Yeah, Brooklyn Boys,

0:34:33.040 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 2>We'll see about that, Brooklyn Boys, two ninety four. We

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<v Speaker 2>get to hear scaries, book report on the Netherlands reactions.

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<v Speaker 3>This podcast all depends on you, baby,