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Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 4: Three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three.
Speaker 2: I was a good episode. I hope the talkbacks live
Speaker 2: up to the equality of the episode.
Speaker 4: I liked.
Speaker 2: I liked the episode to ninety three. It was definitely
Speaker 2: UH one that will go down in UH in Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys Hall of Fame history as definitely one of ours,
Speaker 2: one of our episodes. Yeah, did you listen to it
Speaker 2: on the plane going or coming? I'm always coming, Brodie,
Speaker 2: always coming your voice. This is the companion podcast to
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Boys, not the main episode. If it's your
Speaker 2: first time listening and first time stumbling upon us, that's great,
Speaker 2: and you can feel free to listen to Slice Time.
Speaker 2: But these are all our talkbacks and responses to episode
Speaker 2: two ninety three, So make sure you listen to that one,
Speaker 2: all right, and then go back to zero and start there, right,
Speaker 2: all right, that's right, okay, And only only through the
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app can you leave it a talkback? That's correct.
Speaker 2: The other apps do not have the technology to do
Speaker 2: that for us. I wish they did, but they don't.
Speaker 2: All right, call through iHeart. We we were on vacation
Speaker 2: last week, so we got all you did. Yeah. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: well we were both on vacation, because if I go
Speaker 2: on vacation, you go on vacation from this podcast. Yes,
Speaker 2: I had a week you go No I no, okay,
Speaker 2: no I did. I get to spend some time with
Speaker 2: my oldest daughter, who informed me I had to leave
Speaker 2: because I have to go study for finals and write
Speaker 2: a six thousand word paper. No perfect, Yeah, I spend house.
Speaker 2: I don't think I wrote six thousand words my entire
Speaker 2: time in college. So she's the brains of the family. Oh,
Speaker 2: and I was in Brooklyn and I went to an
Speaker 2: Italian restaurant. We'll talk more about on the Brooklyn boy Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't go to ellen B's for pizza. Oh really,
Speaker 2: And I was in my phone go to ellen B's
Speaker 2: pizza and I didn't go. So and I had good,
Speaker 2: good week. Good. I'm happy that that you did. And
Speaker 2: I had a very long vacation. And we'll talk about
Speaker 2: more on the Brooklyn Boye podcast. Yeah. I can't wait
Speaker 2: to hear about the Ann Frank house and all your
Speaker 2: time with the Tulips. Yeah, he's going through the Tulip
Speaker 2: spend some time in Amsterdam, and I spent some time
Speaker 2: in the southern part of Spain, so and mar Bank.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna do ask answer me now. But you
Speaker 2: have a better understanding of what the Netherlands is. I
Speaker 2: told you I would. Okay, So we'll talk on the
Speaker 2: ninety four Brooklyn Boys podcast. Here I talkback slices. It's
Speaker 2: your time, Slice time. Can't wait to see what's waiting
Speaker 2: behind your number one.
Speaker 5: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary Scary and Brodie Kelsey
Speaker 5: from Texas. So, going back to the clip from the
Speaker 5: news anchor, I actually worked in small town news for
Speaker 5: years and yeah, the morning anchor we had was one
Speaker 5: of those pretty talking heads Brody mentioned usually get hired.
Speaker 5: We didn't even need to try to mess her up.
Speaker 5: She did that all on her own. The biggest one
Speaker 5: was during celebrity birthdays. It was her reading of a
Speaker 5: small blurb for Dolly Parton's birthday, which I'll get to
Speaker 5: in part two.
Speaker 2: Part two.
Speaker 5: So what was supposed to be read was Dolly was
Speaker 5: born in a one bedroom cabin Instead, our anchor confidently
Speaker 5: said Dolly was born in a one bedroom cabinet. As
Speaker 5: soon as she said it, everyone in the studio fought
Speaker 5: so hard not to laugh. Thankfully, all that was on
Speaker 5: the screen was a picture of Dolly, but with her
Speaker 5: mic being hot, we had to be very quiet while
Speaker 5: everyone else overheadset in the other room was losing their minds.
Speaker 5: She found out about it later and thought it was
Speaker 5: so funny. She posted a clip on Facebook. If I
Speaker 5: can find it, I'll send it to you.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You know, you know log cabinet's my favorite
Speaker 2: maple syrup. Good afternoon. Yeah, oh, we have an Easter
Speaker 2: egg coming. Okay, So what I was gonna say was
Speaker 2: a lot of times the people who read the news,
Speaker 2: they're just reading the teleprompter, and it's possible the person
Speaker 2: who typed it autocorrected cabin to cabinet could have been
Speaker 2: catch it, and then they just read it because they're
Speaker 2: talking heads.
Speaker 6: Right, Good afternoon, This is Chad from Omaha, and it's
Speaker 6: always going to be brody, wh scary.
Speaker 1: Well, well, well, aren't we in a bright and cheery
Speaker 1: mood up in Washington these days. I suggest you check
Speaker 1: with your doctor to make sure you got the proper
Speaker 1: dosage on your medication. Sometimes they may have to tweak
Speaker 1: it to get the proper results and if it's not
Speaker 1: a medication issue and you just happen to be going
Speaker 1: through some things right now, I surely do apologize, sir.
Speaker 1: Remember everything always works out in the end. It could
Speaker 1: deep breath count to ten, Jesus Loves You and sodas
Speaker 1: Chad from Omaha, and it's always going to be Brodie
Speaker 1: what scary.
Speaker 2: Clearly one of his haters that he's talking to right
Speaker 2: there in that clip. I think he's talking about you. No,
Speaker 2: he's talking about No, he's talking about Seattle. He's in Seattle,
Speaker 2: all right, right, right, because he's in California. Yeah, No, No,
Speaker 2: he's no, he's in Omaha, right, He's no. No, that's
Speaker 2: was that Chad? Yeah, yeah, yeah he was.
Speaker 7: He was.
Speaker 2: Oh he reminds me of the guy from San Diego.
Speaker 2: He was talking to somebody in Seattle that must have
Speaker 2: had some choice words for him. Some beef some beefles. Okay.
Speaker 8: I don't know if you're gonna hear this, Brody, but
Speaker 8: it's Maggie from Miami.
Speaker 2: And have to say, I.
Speaker 9: Can't believe you dropped the ball on the final season
Speaker 9: of Walking Dead.
Speaker 1: How can you not fucking recap that shit.
Speaker 10: You did all those seasons and you didn't recap the
Speaker 10: last episode?
Speaker 4: How the fuck?
Speaker 10: And what about the other episodes of the season?
Speaker 1: Spin offs? Come on?
Speaker 2: Brody did another podcast called The Talking Dad No Walkers
Speaker 2: and Walkers and Talkers with his co host Jamie Brody.
Speaker 2: Wontn't you respond to that? Well, we didn't just miss
Speaker 2: the last season. We missed the last I think two
Speaker 2: seasons or season and a half. Uh we we just
Speaker 2: uh yeah, I'm going to do it, and and and
Speaker 2: Jamie couldn't do it with me because of uh me
Speaker 2: not being in the studio and her schedule, and we
Speaker 2: just didn't have time. And then she she stopped paying
Speaker 2: for a MC plus and doesn't have cable and was
Speaker 2: so much good episodes. Yes, she had a she had
Speaker 2: a second job and she babysitting or something, and then
Speaker 2: she didn't have the money for TV and then she
Speaker 2: was she's so she's behind, and the long story short,
Speaker 2: I don't even know if she's even seen the finale yet.
Speaker 2: So we couldn't do it, and I don't want to
Speaker 2: do it without her, so we didn't do it. I
Speaker 2: have apologize, but I thought the last season was pretty good.
Speaker 2: I thought, uh Rick and Micheon with the ones who
Speaker 2: Live was excellent. So there you go the Walkers and
Speaker 2: Talkers podcast. Typical guy there for themselves and not the woman.
Speaker 2: Actually i'm because she's there for the woman and I
Speaker 2: won't do it without her. See that doesn't mean I'm selfish. No,
Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying very selfish.
Speaker 2: Didn't didn't didn't finish, didn't get to the climax of
Speaker 2: the podcast. He didn't finish. I finished. No, you were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm done, I'm out. That's exactly what you did. I
Speaker 2: went to sleep. She didn't finish yet. How do you
Speaker 2: leave you? How do you believe your listeners hanging on
Speaker 2: the last season of War for Walkers and Talkers. I apologize, Okay,
Speaker 2: I feel terrible. We just were for a while, we weren't.
Speaker 2: Our schedules didn't work, and then she stopped watching. So
Speaker 2: I all right, blame it on Jamie.
Speaker 9: The one one Vescuez one Vescus what vol does?
Speaker 2: Fuck you?
Speaker 4: Oh my guy, I didn't leave my name.
Speaker 9: If you don't leave your name in the Vasquez your
Speaker 9: Valdez on Twitter?
Speaker 4: Do you own a coffee company? I still don't understand you.
Speaker 4: Fuck you.
Speaker 9: Valdas vescas vescas velus. Hey, fuck you, my guy, you
Speaker 9: copyed Brody. I copied you. Hey, Brody likes the balls.
Speaker 9: He left the ball, so taken Nie, my guy, take a.
Speaker 2: Knee, he says, my guy. Really well, civil war breaking
Speaker 2: out amongst the slice.
Speaker 4: Hey, but lookus is hey?
Speaker 10: You from Kelly Forney is always going to be scary
Speaker 10: with Brodie. Brodie called scary tother's temple all the time.
Speaker 10: Yes in English. Hey listen. I wanted to do a
Speaker 10: few shout outs to the girls on the podcast, but
Speaker 10: it's gonna take me a couple of talkbacks. So I
Speaker 10: don't want to get mister Scary mad. Okay, don't get mad,
Speaker 10: not an ouchest pitch car.
Speaker 4: Okay. First of all, I want to say to Messire.
Speaker 10: You know, Misserray, I agree with the other slid hey
Speaker 10: jeff over that you really have a sexy voice.
Speaker 4: Oh that trills me about your voice. Just the other
Speaker 4: day I was.
Speaker 10: Listening to Thing Lizzie and you know that song Rosalie.
Speaker 10: You know I changed the lyrics now it goes dead
Speaker 10: the ray Ray. Oh yeah, I love your voice that
Speaker 10: you raise. Next, I would like to try it to
Speaker 10: miss Jamie from Queen's. I want to say, hey, girl,
Speaker 10: don't be mad. You know, it's not.
Speaker 4: Mister Skiri's fault that he did you like that.
Speaker 10: Sometimes bougie people like him say or do things without thinking.
Speaker 10: They don't realize that they're hearing the feelings of the
Speaker 10: other person. Maybe one day he'll said it's boudjin as
Speaker 10: aside and send you the apology that you so much deserve.
Speaker 4: Leslie. I want to ask the other lady, you know.
Speaker 10: The growth one, the one that likes to live toilet
Speaker 10: seats and things of that nature, say, I'm what's your
Speaker 10: name anyway?
Speaker 2: Reggie?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.
Speaker 10: Do you think that there could be any way that
Speaker 10: you can recycle corn? You know, like you hear it
Speaker 10: right now and then you see it again later. Maybe
Speaker 10: you know how to do that. That would be a
Speaker 10: good way to save money, and maybe it's solve world hunger. Okay,
Speaker 10: So that's all I got for this week, you know,
Speaker 10: Brooklyn boys. But I don't know if I'll be able
Speaker 10: to call in again later because I might be tied
Speaker 10: up for a while.
Speaker 4: I don't know how things will go for me, But for.
Speaker 10: Definitely, I enjoyed talking to you this time, and I
Speaker 10: will see you later.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't watch you at the Locusts.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I find it interesting. He says scary with Brody,
Speaker 2: and then Chad from Omaha says Brodie with Scary. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Funny where they copy each other the way.
Speaker 11: Brooklyn boys, This is Louis from the Greater Atlanta area,
Speaker 11: not Atlanta.
Speaker 4: Just wants to.
Speaker 12: Say, I just watched the that YouTube video.
Speaker 11: Of Norm on Conan and Brian with Courtney thorn Smith
Speaker 11: and that was freaking hilarious Rody and by the way, scary.
Speaker 11: Norm McDonald also white, right.
Speaker 2: But I never said he was black. Oh, just for us,
Speaker 2: the last name is McDonald, okay, right right, like Michael McDonald.
Speaker 2: But Michael McDonald has a soulful voice Norm McDonald. It doesn't.
Speaker 12: No Reggie here. It's the message for Slice Christy from Saddlebrook.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 12: Do you ever go to that really nice park in Saddlebrook.
Speaker 12: I love going there. It's a huge park. You can
Speaker 12: walk around. There's a lake. I like walking around the lake.
Speaker 12: I like shooting hoops. I participated in the oral. It's
Speaker 12: so much fun.
Speaker 2: There always waiting for the plot twist talk. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: always a plot twist at the end.
Speaker 4: All right, scary Rody, Rody, scary.
Speaker 13: Rockins Steve, talk back, Brody, Why do you refer to
Speaker 13: one person as them or they?
Speaker 4: That's so annoying.
Speaker 13: Even if, especially if you're not talking about someone who
Speaker 13: is identifies as both male and female.
Speaker 2: One fucking person?
Speaker 12: Is that he or she not there?
Speaker 2: Or then? Ick and see what would that? When did
Speaker 2: you do that? Brody? I don't remember that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what. You can absolutely refer to one
Speaker 2: person as they, like, oh, Steve, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like
Speaker 2: if I don't want to tell you who it was,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, yeah, my friend, they went to
Speaker 2: the game yesterday. That's proper English. If I don't like,
Speaker 2: if I say to you, oh, I was out with someone,
Speaker 2: uh last week and they really enjoyed their If you
Speaker 2: don't want to if you are hiding, okay, that's where
Speaker 2: I kind of agree with it. That's why I do
Speaker 2: agree with you. If you're hiding the sex, if you
Speaker 2: don't want to tell them, let on to believe to
Speaker 2: let for whatever reason. If it if it's a guy
Speaker 2: or girl you're talking about, because you want to be
Speaker 2: cryptic about it, you could say oh, I went to
Speaker 2: the Yeah, I went to the game with them, or
Speaker 2: they right I had I went to Carmines last week
Speaker 2: and I had dinner with somebody. So if I say, oh,
Speaker 2: they ordered a chicken dish. Right, So brodi cheating his
Speaker 2: wife and he was with a woman, he could be like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they they loved they loved that dish. Not only would
Speaker 2: I never cheat on my wife, let me tell you
Speaker 2: why I can't cheat on my wife. I got a
Speaker 2: d M that said, oh, I was at Carmines on
Speaker 2: the Friday night. I saw you that your wife. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to interrupt. I was going to say hi,
Speaker 2: but I didn't want to interrupt. Well, I was there
Speaker 2: with another woman. So had I been cheating, and because
Speaker 2: I'm semi well known, I would be busted. That being said,
Speaker 2: it's my first cousin so h and I'm from New
Speaker 2: York so there was nothing going on there. We were
Speaker 2: just out. We went to a show and uh, nothing
Speaker 2: to see. But if I wanted to cheat, I could have,
Speaker 2: I'd have to hide.
Speaker 1: Favorable boys love you. This is Marylynd from Omaha, Scary.
Speaker 14: I'm so proud of you getting your golden microphone congratulation.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 15: That is awesome.
Speaker 14: I got my signed T shirts and I love them
Speaker 14: and thank you for the stickers, and I put them
Speaker 14: on my water bottle.
Speaker 16: So everybody at work, I try to get them to
Speaker 16: listen to love you guys.
Speaker 2: Slice for Life awesome. Well, speaking of the gold mic,
Speaker 2: I heard a rumor that's scary. May bring it home
Speaker 2: and use it during this podcast. I'll get to look,
Speaker 2: I don't know where else I'm going to plug it in.
Speaker 2: I only here in this podcast. Well, you have the
Speaker 2: same mic stand here at home, because you have a
Speaker 2: radio professional microphone at home. Yeah, so you've popped that
Speaker 2: right in. So I'm excited to have a gold mic
Speaker 2: on this podcast.
Speaker 6: Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary Garni from Kenny Cat
Speaker 6: Hare listen. I just want to say, that's scary. You
Speaker 6: have the boise of an apex predator, and Brody you
Speaker 6: have the eyes of a hind the woodland creature. Together
Speaker 6: you two make a devastating combination. Shoulders back and continue
Speaker 6: to smash the podcast game.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I guess we'll take that as compliments. So,
Speaker 2: like you're a bear and I'm a squirrel. I suppose chipmunk.
Speaker 2: All right, by the way, do you see a new
Speaker 2: trend on on social media? What did you rather be?
Speaker 2: Would you would you rather be? We talk about on
Speaker 2: the podcast would you Rather Be?
Speaker 17: With?
Speaker 2: Asking women if they'd rather be with a guy or
Speaker 2: a bear? Would you rather? Would you rather be? Approached?
Speaker 2: And it lost in the woods by a strange man
Speaker 2: or a bear, and a majority of women is saying,
Speaker 2: I'd rather be approached by the bear. Okay, that's pretty sad,
Speaker 2: especially if it's a a black bear or a brown bear.
Speaker 2: Brown bear, brown bear, brown bear. You're fucked? Why would
Speaker 2: you bear? You fuck black bear? You got a shot?
Speaker 4: Yeah, mister road.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, you tell me about the world.
Speaker 18: You get in my mind on everyn looking granny of
Speaker 18: the universe until me o man and licks does it
Speaker 18: take to it to the.
Speaker 2: Center of a tuzipo?
Speaker 4: Holy you can tell us, old mister. Why one is?
Speaker 2: I think the correct answer is one, two, three, three
Speaker 2: that commercials from the seventies. Yes, I saw it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: I don't I of course wasn't around for that. No, no, never,
Speaker 2: you weren't born yet nope. So but on YouTube, right,
Speaker 2: this one seems to be blank? Um, I guess we'll
Speaker 2: skip it. Not sure what that calls about? Is this one? Okay?
Speaker 2: So trying to figure out how to use a microphone?
Speaker 2: Very nice? That's strike two a minute later? Oh strike three? Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh they keep going. I could see it. Is that
Speaker 2: your dad trying to call us? I don't know what's
Speaker 2: going Maybe you know old people in technology. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: still rolling. Someone is recording, but there's no audio coming
Speaker 2: out about this. They but talk back us. Wow, well
Speaker 2: it's rolling right now, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 10: One?
Speaker 18: Two?
Speaker 2: Let's say one, two, three, four in a row? Wow,
Speaker 2: we may have had missed the podcast gold. I was
Speaker 2: about to say they had a lot to say, and
Speaker 2: none of it got said. Try again, Oh they did.
Speaker 2: Wait about Brody? There comes that's another attempt. And these
Speaker 2: are the people that agree with you.
Speaker 6: Nothing scary Brody Brody and scary Scarody.
Speaker 2: Oh you're back, scary.
Speaker 6: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 6: idiotic things that I've ever heard about the Nevers and
Speaker 6: the rest of the Scandinavian countries. And no point in
Speaker 6: your rambling, incoherent response where you even close to anything
Speaker 6: that could be considered a rational thought everyone listening to
Speaker 6: the Brooklyn Boys podcast is down dumber for having listened
Speaker 6: to it. I award you no points, and may God
Speaker 6: have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 2: I mean, not everybody knows everything about geography and history.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you should if you're going to that country. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I learned a lot there and I came back
Speaker 2: a wiser person.
Speaker 8: Right, LERI from Connecticut. Oh my god, you guys. I'm
Speaker 8: about to punch you guys in the nose me. Amsterdam
Speaker 8: is a city in Holland. Holland is otherwise known as
Speaker 8: the Netherlands. The Netherlands, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, and Norway are
Speaker 8: known as a group of countries called Scandinavia. Right, get
Speaker 8: your facts straight, you two ninkum poops.
Speaker 2: I resent that I told you that Amsterdam is part
Speaker 2: of a city in Holland. But it's the Netherlands. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's yes. Colloquially people call the region the Holland List.
Speaker 2: Most people don't know that, right, but most people don't
Speaker 2: fly there not knowing it. Okay, you want to be right,
Speaker 2: be right back, all right, hit the reset button, hit
Speaker 2: the play the next.
Speaker 19: One, Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Doctor m here scary, pick up
Speaker 19: a map. I mean, come on, like high school geography, definitely,
Speaker 19: Brodie Scary today another smartest. Yeah, bonn Air is definitely
Speaker 19: part of the Netherlands. My family used to live there.
Speaker 2: Great because your family lived there, you know that.
Speaker 19: Hold on, they kind of cool thing. It's a municipality
Speaker 19: of the Netherlands, essentially the same thing as a city.
Speaker 19: They used the US dollar when I was there. They
Speaker 19: use the guilder. Now I have a bunch of guilders
Speaker 19: that are useless. Sorry, doctor m again, scary, it is
Speaker 19: common knowledge.
Speaker 2: No, it's not the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: It's a country.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not Most people don't know that.
Speaker 4: Scary is wrong.
Speaker 16: Maddy from Brooklyn and Bronx and Scary. My god, that's embarrassing. Really,
Speaker 16: my dude, really what Finland and Sweden are part of
Speaker 16: the Netherlands. Get the fuck out of here. They're claiming
Speaker 16: the Volvo now, come on, bro really, I can't get
Speaker 16: over it. I'm so sorry. That's really dumb. I love that,
Speaker 16: But that's only whoever agreed with you. They're fucking stupid, wow, Brodie.
Speaker 2: But the majority of the people who don't know are
Speaker 2: not leaving talkbacks because they're like, oh shit, I didn't
Speaker 2: know that either. Can I tell you? She said she's
Speaker 2: from Brooklyn and the Bronx and a lot of people
Speaker 2: don't know this? Scary? What's common knowledge? The Bronx also
Speaker 2: includes Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, New Ampshire.
Speaker 16: Hey, Brooklyn boys, is mad again. The slapping sound that
Speaker 16: you hear is me slapping my legs in disbelief and embarrassment.
Speaker 16: That's scary, that's all I lie. This is Maddie again, scary.
Speaker 16: Why don't you call up Bethany that he used to
Speaker 16: be on the morning show and let her know that
Speaker 16: apparently as in Norwegian, she's fucking Dutch. Get the fuck
Speaker 16: out of here, bro Brooklyn boys, it's Maddie again, scary, scary.
Speaker 16: Just because you haven't been somewhere doesn't mean you don't
Speaker 16: fucking know about it. You went to school, right, you
Speaker 16: had geography lessons, all that fun stuff. You've never been
Speaker 16: to Nepal? Did you think it was part of I
Speaker 16: don't know a Zerbaijan. Come on, and no, Brodie's not
Speaker 16: insulting anyone and everybody who didn't know that and who
Speaker 16: thought that. The nether Vilins included Norway and Sweden. They
Speaker 16: should be insulted.
Speaker 2: Okay, yep, see, there you go. She's insulting a lot
Speaker 2: of our listeners. Well, she insulted the Azerbaijani's because she
Speaker 2: said Azerbaijen wrong. But other than that, she's right of
Speaker 2: the money knew you knew it was Azerbajan, right.
Speaker 18: Huh?
Speaker 2: You can find Azerbajon on the map. No I can't.
Speaker 15: Okay, Hi, boys, this is Victoria from Brooklyn. You know,
Speaker 15: I have to say that Sciary is a bit of
Speaker 15: a bragger. I mean, I don't want to say anything
Speaker 15: bad about anybody, but just listening for over the last
Speaker 15: couple of years, you've just really bragged a lot, and
Speaker 15: it's really annoying. I think you should be a little
Speaker 15: bit more humble.
Speaker 2: But what were supposed to share our lives with you
Speaker 2: the best? It's not a bragging thing. It's I'm just sharing.
Speaker 2: I'm sharing my experiences with you. Get a podcast, you
Speaker 2: could do the same thing. I think every podcast people brag. Right, Listen,
Speaker 2: if you put up pictures of your vacation on Facebook,
Speaker 2: isn't that bragging?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Guess what, anybody with social media is bragging about anything
Speaker 2: that they post. Ever right now. What's it called if
Speaker 2: you post wait hold on? I got to hear the
Speaker 2: other two of her messages because she left three in
Speaker 2: a row. Can't wait hold on?
Speaker 15: Victoria from Brooklyn. I think that it would be a
Speaker 15: good idea if Scary actually gifted Brodie the dyce in,
Speaker 15: and that way he can get an invite to his home,
Speaker 15: because the dyce in would be a housewarming present, especially
Speaker 15: because Bertie could use the dice in right for the
Speaker 15: dog here.
Speaker 2: I never got a fucking invite to his pool for
Speaker 2: five years. What makes you think I'm gonna give him
Speaker 2: a fucking dice? Had you given him the diceon, I
Speaker 2: would have had you come to the pool. You never
Speaker 2: suggested that. By the way, all three of my dogs
Speaker 2: a hypologenic. There's no dog here here, dude, you're the
Speaker 2: vacuum man. You could suck this Brody all right, it's
Speaker 2: a vacuum.
Speaker 15: From Brooklyn again.
Speaker 2: Oh you're back.
Speaker 15: Just another thought. Instead of going to Marbella, which is
Speaker 15: nice bougie as fuck.
Speaker 2: But okay, yeah, I wish I go.
Speaker 15: There's another place called Gibraltar, which is also in the
Speaker 15: south of Spain. Technically a British territory, which I think
Speaker 15: is scary little as well.
Speaker 2: So okay, just I thought, yeah, my friend had a
Speaker 2: house in Marbia. He invited me to his house. I
Speaker 2: went to Marbia. You know who loves Gibraltar, the Rock,
Speaker 2: the Rock. Of course you didn't, boo. Hey, guess what
Speaker 2: I know? The Rock of Gibraltar. Hey, what do you know?
Speaker 2: Look you're bragging again. This nincompoop fucking knows things.
Speaker 17: Hey, guys, Sean from Washington State, Oh my god, thirty
Speaker 17: nine minutes then on Apple Podcasts had to come over
Speaker 17: to iHeart just to do a talk back to say,
Speaker 17: holy shit, nothing but arguing and negativity.
Speaker 4: That was a terrible episode.
Speaker 2: Had Well, then you could hate the last ten minutes
Speaker 2: funny anymore?
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, cheer it up a little bit.
Speaker 4: Let's have some fun.
Speaker 20: Enough carry I'm carrying from New Jersey and it's called Scandinavia. Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark.
Speaker 20: They're called Scandinavia. That's how it's welcome mined. Even my
Speaker 20: seven year old knows that.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You must have family there. You know that
Speaker 2: other guy had family there, so he knew it. Now
Speaker 2: you pulled a scanned bony.
Speaker 4: Hey, yes, what's going on? It's me again.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 10: I found myself here this afternoon, sitting in my living
Speaker 10: room on my Devin Port, zipping on a beer, pondering
Speaker 10: on whether or not I should call in because somebody
Speaker 10: on the whip page it's complaining that they had to
Speaker 10: fast forward and the last last time because of all
Speaker 10: the characters.
Speaker 4: Booo.
Speaker 10: You know, it's not my fault that you got old
Speaker 10: boogey ass, old man scooty man and he cut you
Speaker 10: off after only fourteen and a half talkbacks. I'm not
Speaker 10: the one that cut you off. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 10: I listened to all fourteen and a half of your talkbacks.
Speaker 4: Lighting up.
Speaker 1: It's all in good fun.
Speaker 4: We're all characters, including yourself. We're doing this for fun. Okay,
Speaker 4: lighting up, girl?
Speaker 10: Ow. So remember Jesus loves you and so I oh
Speaker 10: an old man's scooty I hope when you were over
Speaker 10: there on your trip, Tall Darren didn't sneak into your
Speaker 10: room in the middle of the night and give you
Speaker 10: a big old Dutch oven and suffocate you half to death.
Speaker 10: Or maybe when you were on the dance floor he
Speaker 10: probably walked up on tuppy and dragged the scroll across
Speaker 10: your face. Well you might have enjoyed that. Well anyway,
Speaker 10: piece of love to you as well, my friend.
Speaker 2: Welcome, Thank you buddy. Who's he yelling at now?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But you know what, you were in the right country
Speaker 2: for a Dutch oven.
Speaker 7: I was, Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Caitlin from be Sure,
Speaker 7: mother of Luke, wife of Mark. So I'm real listening
Speaker 7: to the podcast. This is probably the third or fourth time,
Speaker 7: and I'm startin for the beginning again. And I came
Speaker 7: across the fat jew Where the fat Jewish? Where is
Speaker 7: this motherfucker? I checked his Instagram and he hasn't been
Speaker 7: active since December twenty twenty two, so we're on over
Speaker 7: a year and a half. Where is this guy? We'd
Speaker 7: love to hear from him, love to hear from him again.
Speaker 2: Thank you know, I know someone who knows him. I
Speaker 2: could find out. Is that Jewish?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 2: You think maybe he's took a step back. I don't know.
Speaker 21: Hey, this is Sam from Saint Louis. Scary you fuck
Speaker 21: You don't travel somewhere and not have a basic understanding
Speaker 21: of geography.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 21: A quick Google search taught me that the nether Lens
Speaker 21: is broken into twelve different providences. If you're traveling to Canada,
Speaker 21: you know what's providence? Who are going to assume by
Speaker 21: the way, North holland South holland each of providence.
Speaker 12: In the Netherlands. Thank you the more you know. Hope
Speaker 12: you had a good trip there.
Speaker 2: I did right.
Speaker 12: Question for Brody, have you ever done stand up comedy?
Speaker 12: If so, how did it go? If you've never done it,
Speaker 12: would you ever want to do it?
Speaker 2: All right, bro question, I'll answer that quickly. I did
Speaker 2: stand up comedy technically once. It didn't go fantastically well,
Speaker 2: it went okay, And I've written a lot of stand
Speaker 2: up material over the past few years that in my
Speaker 2: phone is a note to put it together and do
Speaker 2: stand up. But I only did it once. I did
Speaker 2: a lot of sketch comedy and improv for many years.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love being on stage, but I
Speaker 2: have stand up involves rehearsal and practice and work, and
Speaker 2: I'd rather just get on stage and do improv with
Speaker 2: the audience tells you what to do it and you
Speaker 2: just improve it. But yes, I will just stand up again,
Speaker 2: and I'll keep you guys posted. All right, Don't ask
Speaker 2: me next week if I did stand up this talk
Speaker 2: pack is commenting on episode two ninety, Brody couldn't stop
Speaker 2: staring at Scary's crack.
Speaker 12: Boys.
Speaker 22: It's branded from Atlanta Driving. So sorry for the bad quality,
Speaker 22: but I love how this conversation from this episode about
Speaker 22: healthy eating and no parabins led to ass eating.
Speaker 2: Keep it up, thank you. He enjoys the ass eating, well,
Speaker 2: he enjoys the talk of it. I'm I'm not judging, Okay,
Speaker 2: who knows?
Speaker 14: Scary episode two thirty eight where you were at Samantha's
Speaker 14: wedding with Robin and she was wearing a beautiful dress
Speaker 14: and you spilled wine on her and then you say
Speaker 14: to her, baby, you'll get over It is a really
Speaker 14: shitty thing to say to somebody and including your girlfriend.
Speaker 14: And then to say to compare it to sex, and
Speaker 14: by saying, well, you clean up and you move, that's
Speaker 14: what you do after sex.
Speaker 4: Right, That is horrible?
Speaker 14: Scary Okay, Episode two thirty eight scary where you lost
Speaker 14: your wallet. That's karma for being an asked to your
Speaker 14: girlfriend at Sam's wedding?
Speaker 2: Is it my turn today? What's going on here? Everyone's
Speaker 2: taking a shit on me? Well, you had six people
Speaker 2: that agree with you. There was just in the audio.
Speaker 14: Episode two ninety three Scary, where you went to go
Speaker 14: meet that woman and she put her hand in your face,
Speaker 14: not once but twice. Yes, that was a horrible, horrible
Speaker 14: thing for her to do to you, and then you
Speaker 14: try to justify it by saying, well, she was drunk. Whatever,
Speaker 14: she's gorgeous, she's rich, so she thinks she can be
Speaker 14: a snob. Well, she's a snot nosed bitch and she
Speaker 14: deserves karma.
Speaker 2: Okay, she sounds too sweet to be that upset, So
Speaker 2: she's agreeing with me on that one. She reminds me
Speaker 2: a little of Jamie from Queen's Did you catch that
Speaker 2: she sort of agrees with you after she disagree with you.
Speaker 16: I can give.
Speaker 23: I don't think this is going on, you know is
Speaker 23: going on? Well anyway. Nine two the rebate recall recall, Brody,
Speaker 23: I think you were talking about something about a recall
Speaker 23: you need to talk about kind of recall, a car
Speaker 23: recall something like that. I can't remember. J Love you.
Speaker 4: Guys, Scary.
Speaker 14: That woman was a snotty nosed bitch and what she
Speaker 14: deserves karma. But what you said to her friend about
Speaker 14: her was bad and two wrongs don't make it right.
Speaker 2: What she was absolutely deserving of that.
Speaker 12: Okay, Scary, you're wrong.
Speaker 2: Let's me know that.
Speaker 6: And if you're going some place, you to know about
Speaker 6: it before you get there, now after you come back.
Speaker 2: Necessarily, that's part of the education process, learning about things
Speaker 2: as you go exploring discovery. You don't necessarily have to
Speaker 2: know about shit. I went there, I traveled, I was
Speaker 2: there for four or five nights. Okay. Now now I
Speaker 2: know more than all of you mofos combined. Okay, because
Speaker 2: you know why, because I lived it and I learned
Speaker 2: it while I was there. And that's it. And that's
Speaker 2: me bragging.
Speaker 20: Okay, Hi, it'scarry from New Jersey Scary episode two ninety three.
Speaker 20: It's called Scandinavia, Norway, Sweden, Finland together.
Speaker 2: Is called Scandinavia. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 6: Even my seven year old knows that. He doesn't know
Speaker 6: from traveling to those countries.
Speaker 20: He knows it from experiencing their culture, going to Scanfast
Speaker 20: and bud Lake, New Jersey, really were day weekend.
Speaker 2: Yes, you said it yourself. He knows that from experience.
Speaker 2: For getting the experience, they went right. But you learn things.
Speaker 2: You learn things while you're in the moment. She she's
Speaker 2: actually agreeing with me. She didn't realize that. She's saying
Speaker 2: people know stuff, not just from reading a book or no,
Speaker 2: but like they learn in their life. And I told
Speaker 2: you that when I go there, I will learn things
Speaker 2: about it. I will learn the terrain, I will learn
Speaker 2: what the rink. I will learn all of it. I
Speaker 2: will learn what it's called. I will learn properly. I
Speaker 2: will come back a wiser man, which I did. She's
Speaker 2: agreeing with me, she just doesn't know it.
Speaker 4: Hi brooking.
Speaker 24: This is Nick from Washington, Nick Dick formerly from Brooklyn.
Speaker 24: Stand by for part two. Okay, park two park teat
Speaker 24: from oh mah oh no the trucka. I love the trucka.
Speaker 24: He's a good guy.
Speaker 4: Yes. And that new guy I.
Speaker 24: Endol from uh from penitentiary.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think he's in the penitentiary.
Speaker 2: That actually is all three of the guys put together.
Speaker 2: That's the same guy. He's a fourth character. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: thinks we didn't realize. Nah, you got a nan on it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna put pull the wool over our eyes. No,
Speaker 2: not this an income boop.
Speaker 25: Oh scary. This is Orange from South Florida. CoA had
Speaker 25: a baby slice, so I'm gonna get a new one
Speaker 25: on board. But scary is the country. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 25: Holland is also the country there.
Speaker 24: This is.
Speaker 25: It's just there's two names for the country in English Netherland.
Speaker 25: Netherlands is more of the Dutch way of saying it,
Speaker 25: though I know it's not exactly. It's like Netherlands or something.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and Denmark here they come, here, they come.
Speaker 2: They're gonna shi all over him?
Speaker 25: Aren't South Florida scary?
Speaker 12: If youse have changed on?
Speaker 6: You have to hear this story at the bar.
Speaker 2: Man, I agree with you so much.
Speaker 25: You really show humble you are with that story, and
Speaker 25: lots of respect man for a lot of the guys
Speaker 25: here who maybe that's happened to also, And.
Speaker 2: You know it's just cool.
Speaker 25: Girl stood up to it, you know, to these kind
Speaker 25: of girls, So good job.
Speaker 2: Wow. He didn't say he agreed with the word you
Speaker 2: use though. That was that was rough. No, he called
Speaker 2: me on, He called me a humble This braggart and
Speaker 2: income poop is humble. See you get everybody has a
Speaker 2: different opinion. What a great way to end lifetime. I
Speaker 2: got a headache, but it was fun. Next week people
Speaker 2: will agree with you about something. I'm sure Yeah, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 2: We'll see about that, Brooklyn Boys, two ninety four. We
Speaker 2: get to hear scaries, book report on the Netherlands reactions.
Speaker 3: This podcast all depends on you, baby,