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Speaker 1: Who did we get some comments yesterday. Hey, it's Brick

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Full Show podcast. We got a brand

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Speaker 2: new hour for you, and we had a mass speaker

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Speaker 2: on yesterday that sounded like we didn't turn the voice

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Speaker 1: Yeah, convinced we promise. We promised that her voice was altered.

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Speaker 1: Why it sounded like a normal voice. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Her original voice is super high, so when you make

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Speaker 3: it low, it just sounds like this, or she sounds

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Speaker 3: like a robot.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why it sounded like that, but I

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Speaker 2: swear it was on a lot of comments. We couldn't

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Speaker 2: reply albums for like, we'll just address it on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: So he fakes for the heads up though, because that

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Speaker 2: is something that we would screw up. So I thought

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Speaker 2: we all thought we did.

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh, never.

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Speaker 2: Mind, So you weren't crazy for a night. So before

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Speaker 2: we get to this brand new full hour, what's our

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Speaker 2: comment of the day, speaking of another thing that seems

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Speaker 2: like an air but.

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Speaker 6: Kenn o' hall said, not sure if y'all know, but

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Speaker 6: every time you post on YouTube after Jeff says your

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Speaker 6: phone TAP's coming up, it's win Brooks Bucks next.

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Speaker 2: But it's because our show is four hours and we

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Speaker 2: edit it.

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Speaker 6: Down to one for the podcast, and sometimes Jeff says

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Speaker 6: something's coming up next.

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Speaker 2: So on the radio there's music and commercials and other

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Speaker 2: things in there. But okay, well just know what's speaking

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Speaker 2: of more confused, it is.

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Speaker 5: Rank with this is coming up next, or a song.

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Speaker 4: Do this or YouTube video.

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Speaker 2: If you hear anything wrong from now on, just blame Alexis.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I like that.

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Speaker 2: That's what it comes down to me. I probably did

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Speaker 2: it on purpose. Ninety nine point nine percent chance.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, your full hour with all the mistakes

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Speaker 1: start right now.

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Speaker 7: It's time to place your bets for the big game.

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Speaker 7: Looking Jeffrey in the morning, and who am I kidding?

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Speaker 7: A lot of you probably already have because modern sports

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Speaker 7: have basically devolved into a delivery system for widespread legalized

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Speaker 7: gambling America. We did it, but experts say this year

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Speaker 7: alone on the Big Bowl that some call super Americans

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Speaker 7: are going to spend an all time record one point

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Speaker 7: seven to six billion dollars on gambling.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I'm so glad that we can't feed and house people.

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Speaker 8: Yes, this is more important.

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Speaker 7: And it's not even talking about under the table stuff.

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Speaker 7: That's just like DraftKings, San Duel.

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Speaker 2: And Vegas under the tables favorite.

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Speaker 7: Kind of stuff, because no single event brings fans together

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Speaker 7: quite like the great American football game of all games. Well,

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Speaker 7: you know the game, we're saying to our lawyers, and

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Speaker 7: this new record setting figure shows just how much Americans

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Speaker 7: truly enjoy gambling as part of that magical experience.

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Speaker 2: My husband still owes me thirty bucks from a super

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Speaker 2: Bowl ten years ago, a big game ten years old.

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Speaker 7: Well, we just lost twenty thousand dollars to the NFL coming.

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Speaker 7: No one knew what we were talking about, But is

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Speaker 7: that the biggest bet that you've ever made? Sports wise?

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Speaker 7: Brook thirty bucks with your husband, that's the biggest with me?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 7: Was that an above table or under the table?

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Speaker 2: My husband is definitely under the table.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, speaking of going under the table, let's throw this

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Speaker 7: over to our digital producer and our show's personal bookie, Jake. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: as a famous Denver Bronco quarterback once said, let's ride Jake.

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Speaker 9: Well, two thousand and three was a great year. Trucker

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Speaker 9: hats were in. Jose was wearing his Blore tracksuit to

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Speaker 9: high school. Definitely not doing weed, no hat, And Brooke

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Speaker 9: was over at her friend's house with a whale tail,

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Speaker 9: Table Guy specials on VHS.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you don't.

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Speaker 2: I never wore a whale tail. I like Scooby Doo underwear.

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Speaker 2: That year that my.

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Speaker 9: Girlfriends are a mystery machine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, back up, they still hang out. There's just a

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Speaker 9: Your hand of Barbara. But in two thousand and four,

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Speaker 9: that's when everything changed, because a little website called Facebook

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Speaker 2: It's not always seldom like Zuckerberg, that's rting hotness.

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Speaker 9: That's how when it started, really watched the movie. Since then,

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Speaker 9: Facebook has evolved into a place where your aunt argues

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Speaker 9: with some guy named Freedom Eagle seventeen seventy six about

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Speaker 9: the dangers of windmills.

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Speaker 5: Oh gosh, and he knows so much about it.

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Speaker 9: That's why today, and on our Facebook's birthday, we're playing

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Speaker 9: a special preface or postface edition of plenty of twenty

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Speaker 9: say number one through twenty. I'll give you a famous person,

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Speaker 9: product company, pop culture moment. You need to tell me

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Speaker 9: it came before Facebook pre face or after Facebook post

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Speaker 9: face facebooks two thousand and four, Yeah, gotcha. We'll start

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Speaker 9: with the woman who's a proud preface herself. That's Alexis.

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Speaker 9: Five Alexis. In this year, the Euro officially became a

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Speaker 9: physical currency of Europe, Lose Yourself by Eminem was released,

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Speaker 9: and the TV show American Idol premiered. Did all these

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Speaker 9: things happen? Pre face or post face again?

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Speaker 2: To him?

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 2: Is he pre two thous?

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Speaker 7: Just use your vast knowledge of the Euro as currency.

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Speaker 9: Pre Face, Alexis says before two thousand and four, Alexis

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Speaker 7: Two was that it's closer than I thought.

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Speaker 9: Brook, We're over to you. Five is off the board.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's choose four. Since two thousand and four, in.

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Speaker 9: This year, Curb Your Enthusiasm debuted on HBO, Big Brother

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Speaker 9: PlayStation two was released. Said preface or postface.

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Speaker 2: This would have been an era where I don't think

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Speaker 2: I owned television. Okay, I think Castaway happened after two

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Speaker 2: thousand and four. I'm gonna say postface.

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Speaker 9: Brooks has postface. That's a preface. Any guess on the

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Speaker 9: year anyone, two thousand, millennium, two thousand, dude.

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Speaker 2: Big brother has been going for that long, wild.

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Speaker 9: Jose, four and five are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's go too for the two thousands.

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Speaker 9: In this year, the Xbox three sixty was released video game,

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Speaker 9: the first season of the Office aired. Oh Juicy couture

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, and that was what she had that TV show.

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Speaker 2: On Simple Life.

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Speaker 9: Jose says before Facebook, just after two thousand and five

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Speaker 9: was done, Jeffrey, we're going over to you. We're doing

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Speaker 9: preface or postface for Facebook's birthday. You need to get

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Speaker 7: I have been wrong on all of my guesses so far.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna say sixteen for no reason.

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Speaker 9: Okay, there's only a finite amount of years, so this

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Speaker 9: should be easy, Jeffrey. In this year, the movie Finding

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Speaker 9: Nemo was released, the iTunes music store launched, and the

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Speaker 9: Motorola Razor. Oh yeah, just tell me, Jeff, is preface

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Speaker 7: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Bring back that razor life.

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Speaker 5: I know. I think they tried to.

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Speaker 7: Actually, my mind is so messed up because I swear

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Speaker 7: I had a Motorola Razor when I was ten years old,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted a razor, but I didn't have enough

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Speaker 7: And that's the only reference that I have is that

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Speaker 2: You bejeweled your razor too.

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Speaker 7: I hire people to do it for me. Yes, So

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Speaker 9: He says preface and correct, that's two thousand and three,

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Speaker 9: and that brings us to a tiebreaker between Alexis and

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Speaker 9: jeff Alexis, I need a number from you. If you

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Speaker 9: get it right, you win. If you get it wrong,

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey wins.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Jeffrey didn't ask you. I'll stick with her. Three.

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Speaker 9: In this year, Gnarls Barkley dominated the radio with the

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say pre face, Lexa says pres posts.

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Speaker 9: To the year two thousand and six. Jeffrey has won

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Speaker 9: today's edition of plenty of twenty all.

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Speaker 7: Right, and for losing the tiebreaker to me through no

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Speaker 7: effort of my own, you are getting shocked while singing

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Speaker 7: Part of ourselves. That was your shot Collar question of

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Speaker 8: It's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: You've heard of an earworm where a song gets stuck

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Speaker 2: I thought, I thought, you just ate some bad meat

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh this is different. This is brainworms and full disclosure.

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Speaker 7: Right now, my skull is riddled with these brainworms so gross.

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Speaker 7: highway truck stop. And the only here is a brand

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Speaker 7: new edition of What's on your Mind.

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Speaker 9: That's how you get.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, I'll feel better once I get my

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Speaker 7: a brand new What's on your Mind? It's coming up

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Speaker 7: right now. It's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning. And back

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Speaker 7: in my day, there was so much toilet paper and

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Speaker 7: and you're going to find that out as we go

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Speaker 7: around the room sharing what we've each been thinking about

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Speaker 7: for what's on your mind? Starting with Brooke Brook, what's

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Speaker 1: So recently I went to a lunch with one of

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Speaker 7: But good words, Brook Jose. What's been on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Well, I know that a lot of my stories have

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Speaker 7: I got another story for you.

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Speaker 2: Same time today.

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Speaker 6: It said quote, I'm sorry, I'm not managing to find

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Speaker 6: I've put so many words like what happened? So I

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Speaker 2: A translator, Jeffy, one's on your mind.

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Speaker 7: Well, if you've listened to our show for a while,

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: I printed out a few just to show. Maybe we

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Speaker 7: I've titled each of these just for myself for my

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Speaker 7: Why you look at that one?

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Speaker 7: They are kind of similar to us, but they really

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Speaker 5: You kind of look like her in that picture.

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Speaker 7: Second one, I titled Jeffrey and the Geriatric What do

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Speaker 3: My camera pretty close to how you look in real life?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm gonna be on the Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 7: Maybe the last one is probably the most accurate one.

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Speaker 4: This one's.

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Speaker 7: Like look alike, really close.

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Speaker 2: Why is my head not even attached to my body?

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Speaker 7: You're that desperate to get your lips onto my face?

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Speaker 7: So you can see all of the AI images on

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Speaker 2: What AI hate me?

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Speaker 7: That's what's been on my mind? You could text in

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Speaker 7: seven eight five nine two tell us what's been on yours?

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Speaker 7: Michael doctor. Another text says, what's on my mind is

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Speaker 2: IMP's the only one that can see through it. I

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Speaker 7: The brain is going as well. Another text says, final

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Speaker 7: I can't believe I just read that sober. So I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know all the things at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: No question. Finding a good stable partner right now seems

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Speaker 7: Your quote unquote friends. I'm sure we'll try to help

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Speaker 7: Us, we are saying the opposite. We don't want you

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Speaker 7: The red flags danger in the face and kiss it

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Speaker 7: We're gonna let those red flags fly during a brand

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Speaker 12: Did it?

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Speaker 7: You did it, and we support you. Coming up right

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Speaker 7: after this, Two.

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Speaker 8: Hopeless daters, one dating app that dares you to slide right.

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Speaker 8: The question is whose love life is more tragic? Battle

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Speaker 8: of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 7: It is the dating show that reminds every hopeful lover

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Speaker 7: you can't spell marriage without eye rage. Oh, it's Battle

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Speaker 7: of the Tender Days, where two of our listeners go

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Speaker 7: but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner. He

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up guy, Nothing that sounds that bad.

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Speaker 7: Just describe Brooks dream days. But here's how the game works.

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Speaker 7: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 14: Drive in movie theaters.

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Speaker 13: I drove.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I only hit one car. That's all right, Slim

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Speaker 10: meet at home depot for our first date. Nice, I

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00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,640
Speaker 10: like a date with an activity. Sure. I get there

448
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 10: and she texts me to meet her in the lumber area.

449
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 7: That's so forward.

450
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 2: Down.

451
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 10: So I managed to find her and she's in a

452
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 10: very revealing outfit and a number of guys are hitting

453
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 10: on her, trying to pick her up, and she walks

454
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 10: over to me with this big smile and she says,

455
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 10: are you jealous yet?

456
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:25,639
Speaker 4: Oh?

457
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 2: Did you see all the suburban dads who want this?

458
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 7: Yeah? All right too. That means Pete, you got to

459
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 7: step it up. We're back to you ad.

460
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 14: So halfway through dinner, I was telling the story to

461
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 14: my date when she said, wait, my therapist is gonna

462
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 14: love this. Oh and then she started voice recording.

463
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 13: Mid date.

464
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: Oh god, she's trying to get you a free therapy.

465
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 13: So she like turns the phone towards me and goes, wait,

466
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 13: can you just Pete what you just said?

467
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 7: She wants her therapist to know about you. That must

468
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 7: mean she's into you.

469
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 2: O broken one?

470
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right him, time to punch back.

471
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 10: I met up with this really cute girl at a

472
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 10: bar and a few minutes in, she tells me that

473
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,919
Speaker 10: she only dates men who are taller than her ex.

474
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 7: Oh okay, all right.

475
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 10: I'm like, how tall is he? Right? That's when she

476
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 10: takes me by the arm over to the bartender and says,

477
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 10: this is him.

478
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 7: She still hangs out there.

479
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 10: He had me no joke stand back.

480
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 5: To back, cringe and who was taller?

481
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 12: He was taller.

482
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 2: Sounds like she's totally over him though, yeah, yeah, clearly not.

483
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 10: And then the parts like dude, I'm so sorry. And

484
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 10: he ended up giving me a free drink.

485
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, he's a cool guy.

486
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 12: I think was up clearly.

487
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 7: All right, We're on to the third and final round,

488
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 7: so we need your best stories here, gentlemen. So backseat,

489
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 7: Pete hit us with it.

490
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 13: Okay.

491
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 14: So a girl invited me over to her house to

492
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 14: watch a movie and give takeout. Asked if I could

493
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 14: grab in and out on the way over, ohnal style,

494
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 14: let's go. Yeah, So I did, and I went into

495
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 14: a really long.

496
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 13: Drive through line like hey, sorry, it's taken forever.

497
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 14: I finally get to her place, I ring the doorbell,

498
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 14: nothing what.

499
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 13: Then she texts me She's like, hey, I want to

500
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 13: play a game. So I'm like.

501
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 14: Okay, and she instructs me to leave.

502
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 13: The food by the front door okay, and then she

503
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 13: tells me to go stand by my car, so I do.

504
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 10: Then I see her.

505
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 14: Open the door, take the food, shut off the porch light,

506
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 14: and then she blocks me on text.

507
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: Oh did figure out a delivery driver house?

508
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 7: So do you win the game? Or does she win

509
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 7: the game? I can't tell.

510
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 2: I think he's the loser.

511
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, well I will say she did leave me a

512
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 13: five dollars tip and her welcome.

513
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 14: You win.

514
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 7: That's pretty nice if you don't get the in and

515
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 7: out all right, sling jim Tin, this is your last shot.

516
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 12: Yeah.

517
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 10: So I met this girl on Tinder and in her

518
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 10: bio she said one of her favorite things to do

519
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 10: is go shopping. So I took her to a farmer's market.

520
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 12: Cut.

521
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a classic, right, because when girls say shopping

522
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 2: they mean for vegetables. Y.

523
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta be specific.

524
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 10: So we met up and she doesn't really look like

525
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 10: she's having fun. So I asked her. I was like,

526
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 10: what's up? And then she tells me she's sorry, but

527
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 10: she doesn't support local businesses.

528
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: What oh, how is that even a thing?

529
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 10: She says it's against her belief and she only shops

530
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 10: at Amazon and Timu.

531
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 7: Yeah, all those mom and pop shops cutting in on

532
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 7: Amazon's profits.

533
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 2: It's not okay support billionaires.

534
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 7: We heard the final bell there. That means the match

535
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,359
Speaker 7: is over. So judges, let's score at alexis who you

536
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 7: giving it to?

537
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,479
Speaker 6: I went tim because you were just too short compared

538
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 6: to the Axe.

539
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 7: What about you?

540
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: I gotta say, Pete for the uber driver.

541
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 7: We're all locked up here, so Jose, final choice is yours.

542
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I think.

543
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 4: The therapist date was so cringe.

544
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 5: I gotta go with Pete.

545
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 7: I mean, congratulations back seat, Pete. You are our screwed

546
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 7: dude of the week. How does it feel?

547
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know.

548
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 13: Doesn't get lower.

549
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: Than them, sadly, I think it may Why did we

550
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: get to the Championship series.

551
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 7: I know we're gra having you back for another round soon,

552
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 7: but text in seven, eight, five nine too if you

553
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 7: want to up here on the next edition of Battle

554
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 7: of the Tinder dates we got your phones have coming

555
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 7: up right after this. It's almost time for your prank

556
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 7: calls Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And it's not

557
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 7: like we don't have a plan going into these, we

558
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 7: usually do, yeah, or at least our producer.

559
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 2: Does an idea of a plan.

560
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, a concept of some sort of plan, brilliant. Now,

561
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 7: and today we were calling a guy who's selling a

562
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 7: piece of Ikea furniture on Craigslist okay, And our plan

563
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 7: was to intimidate him by saying, we work for Ikea

564
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 7: and you can't just go and sell our stuff whenever.

565
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 2: You want to, okay.

566
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 7: And then we were gonna call him back later and say, actually,

567
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 7: we changed our minds. You totally can sell it. And

568
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 7: then we call again and be like, actually, no, we're

569
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 7: changing again. Our legal team says.

570
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: No, okay, it does feel like dealing with a corporation too.

571
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, But we didn't know that he'd gets so bothered

572
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 7: the first we brought it up, so had to go

573
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 7: a little bit of a different route. You're going to

574
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 7: hear it in your phone tap.

575
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 8: Right now's phone taps on the twenties.

576
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 7: Hello, Hi, I'm calling about the Ikea side table you

577
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 7: put on Craigslist.

578
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, you got the right number of WI. Who am

579
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 15: I speaking?

580
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 7: I don't really feel like answering that question, but I

581
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 7: just saw it has a price here listed for fifty dollars.

582
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 10: That's correct, sir.

583
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 7: Is it not sold yet?

584
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 15: No, not sold just yet?

585
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 7: Okay, Well I have a big problem with it.

586
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 16: What's that.

587
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 7: Well, I'm calling from Ikea and you are trying to

588
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 7: sell our products. It's kind of a copyright issue.

589
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 15: Well, I bought it and so then it became mine

590
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 15: and so now I'm selling it. That's just how that works.

591
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 7: Actually, no, that's not how it works, because your ad

592
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 7: says I Kia side table.

593
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 10: Which is accurate. I bought it from Ikea.

594
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 7: Well if you would just put manufactured Swedish wink side

595
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 7: table on the end, and we wouldn't have had a

596
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 7: leg to stand on. But you put our company name

597
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 7: in it, and that's brand infringement.

598
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 15: Is this really happening right now? I'm selling a Ikea table,

599
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 15: that is what it is.

600
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 7: Okay for fifty bucks. There you go.

601
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 15: You're coming after me.

602
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 7: You said it again, so right listen. If I was you,

603
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 7: I wouldn't even say it out loud because we could

604
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 7: ding you for that as well. Since you're not a

605
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 7: representative of the company, Well you're not me.

606
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 12: I'm me.

607
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 15: You can't stop me no matter who you are. I'm

608
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 15: gonna do what I'm gonna do, because this is stupid.

609
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 15: What are you talking about?

610
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 7: It is stupid that you would put it up for

611
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 7: sale the way that you did.

612
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 15: You know what's stupid? Ikea hiring guys like you to

613
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 15: go through Craigslist.

614
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 7: You know what, I'm feeling kind of generous today. I'm

615
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 7: going to help you out here. If you don't want to,

616
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,720
Speaker 7: you can face the legal repercussions.

617
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 15: Well, I'm definitely not your buddy, and this call is

618
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 15: wasting my time. So do whatever you're gonna do. I'm

619
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 15: going to keep this add up and I'm gonna sell

620
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 15: it under the IKEA name because that's what it is.

621
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 7: That's totally fine. Keep the ad up. I would just

622
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 7: recommend you change it to say side table, possibly from

623
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 7: a popular Swedish furniture manufacturer.

624
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 12: Su're not going to do that, bud.

625
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 7: If you do, I'll reduce the fine on it. Yeah,

626
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 7: what Normally it'd be a ten thousand dollars yourself, I

627
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 7: do you.

628
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 15: Much not hear yourself?

629
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 12: This is not how it works.

630
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 7: Well, you should be listening to me because normally it's

631
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 7: a ten thousand dollars penalty for anyone who does what

632
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 7: you're doing, but I would fudge generously. I would reduce

633
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 7: it to five grand since it's a first time in fraction.

634
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 15: Oh, now I get it. Here's a scam.

635
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 7: You're not even from ike s No, I absolutely am, sir,

636
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 7: and I can prove it here.

637
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 12: You are sure you are?

638
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 7: I could prove it to you. Please do Okay. You

639
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 7: know how we have funny names for our furniture in

640
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 7: the store. Ask me about any piece dining table, chair, autumn,

641
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 7: whatever I could tell you mean imediately the sweetish translation

642
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 7: for it.

643
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 15: Nice. That's cool. I'm gonna hop on Ikea dot com

644
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 15: and have that same info in front of me.

645
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 7: Pick one item, just try me.

646
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 15: Fine wing back chair with a footstool.

647
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 12: Nice.

648
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 7: Try. We don't sell that.

649
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 12: Oh my god, this.

650
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 15: Is so dumb. How about coffee table? You guys sell

651
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 15: those at Ikea coffee tables?

652
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna need the dimensions.

653
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 15: Though it's a normal coffee table. I don't know the

654
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 15: dimensions of your coffee table.

655
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 7: Okay.

656
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 12: So I seem to make a big.

657
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 15: Deal out of all this, and how Ikea has a

658
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 15: hold on everything.

659
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 7: So are you saying half length of the sofa to

660
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 7: two thirds or fourteen to eighteen clearance in terms of

661
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 7: leg space underneath.

662
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 15: I don't care any table. This is your idea.

663
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I have a side table called the Fajalabo

664
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 7: with a glass top, and I could sell that to

665
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 7: you for fifty dollars.

666
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 15: That's the table that I'm selling. This is quickly a skit.

667
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 15: Why are you trying to sell me the thing that

668
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 15: I'm trying to sell.

669
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 7: Okay, I'll throw five dollars off forty five bucks.

670
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 15: You must think I'm as stupid as you are.

671
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 7: Well, your sister Stephanie said that you were the stupid one.

672
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 7: It's not coming from me. Wait what Yeah, your sister

673
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 7: she listens to a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

674
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 7: in the morning and they do these prank phone calls

675
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 7: like the one that we're doing on you right now,

676
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 7: and now they're kind of dumb.

677
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 12: But here we are unable.

678
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, I'm sorry, dude, this is actually a phone tap.

679
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 7: Your sister Stephanie set you up. She told us that

680
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 7: you were going to be moving soon and you'd have

681
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 7: to sell a lot of your stuff because she wanted

682
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 7: us to mess with you about it.

683
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 15: I'm sitting here thinking like, why the hell is Ikea

684
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 15: calling you well?

685
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 7: Because the Sweets take a lot of pride in their furniture,

686
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 7: you're besmudging their good names.

687
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,479
Speaker 15: You're not wrong about that.

688
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 12: I do know that.

689
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 7: Because I saw the photos that she sent us, and yeah,

690
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 7: it doesn't look like it's in perfect condition.

691
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 15: Actually you saw it. But should I lower the price?

692
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 15: And it's not moving on me? I've been up for

693
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 15: a week now.

694
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 7: Well you know, if you can't sell it, I would

695
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 7: just go in for a one for one trade with

696
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 7: my Fajala.

697
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 15: Beln deal.

698
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 8: Broken.

699
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 9: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

700
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

701
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 7: Thanks to portrayals in the movies and media, a lot

702
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 7: of guys assume that every woman in the world wants

703
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 7: to be whined and dined and showered with gifts and

704
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 7: treated with respect.

705
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: That sounds great, Jeck.

706
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 7: Apparently we've got it all wrong. No, you don't, because

707
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 7: the woman on the phone today was taken on one

708
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 7: of the most mundane, least romantic dates we've ever heard of.

709
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 7: It required zero planning, zero effort, costs the guy virtually nothing,

710
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 7: and he can't even be bothered to follow up with

711
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 7: her afterwards. Oh, my God, and despite that, she can't

712
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 7: stop thinking about him. What this, gentleman, I ask you,

713
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 7: is this our sign that we are put in way

714
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 7: too much efforts? True, we're gonna find out when you

715
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 7: hear it. Your brand new second date update coming.

716
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 8: Up next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date Updates.

717
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 7: I know we've talked about this before, where you may

718
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 7: have a big plan for your first date, but plans

719
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 7: change and suddenly you're saying, oh god, I didn't realize

720
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 7: they remodeled this fancy steakhouse and turned it into a

721
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 7: chucky cheese and they got rid of the valet too.

722
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 2: Yes, all those chucky cheese buildings definitely used to house

723
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: fancy steakhouse.

724
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 7: Right, thank you in my neighborhood, they did.

725
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 2: And the entertainment.

726
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 7: Now you've got to adjust. And apparently one of our

727
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 7: listeners had to adjust on the fly and deal with

728
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 7: a change of plans for her date and she needs

729
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 7: our help today. Her name is Aria. Aria. I'm assuming

730
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 7: you didn't plan to call into a radio show for

731
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,479
Speaker 7: help with your love life either, but here you are

732
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 7: welcome to the show.

733
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 15: Thanks.

734
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 11: You know I did not.

735
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 2: That's a good pivot, can I ask before we get

736
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 2: into it, is it you that plan the date?

737
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 8: No?

738
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 11: I did not plan the date.

739
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, who planned it?

740
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 15: Ryan?

741
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 16: The guy went out with where?

742
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 11: So we actually met through church. We both volunteer.

743
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 15: Like when they have events.

744
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 16: We helped put out food and things like that, and

745
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 16: obviously we've seen each other around.

746
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 11: And finally he asked me out.

747
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 6: That means you were hoping for it volunteering for the

748
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 6: same area.

749
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 7: How did he do it?

750
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 16: I mean he just literally just asked if I wanted

751
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 16: to go on a date. And I normally don't do this,

752
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 16: but I did let him come pick me up at

753
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 16: my place.

754
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: Well, because you know him from church, Yeah, hopefully you

755
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 2: can trust.

756
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 16: Him exactly, That's what I thought. So I invited him

757
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 16: to come inside.

758
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: And when you pick you up right away?

759
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 11: Yes, because I was. I was kind of frustrated at

760
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 11: the time.

761
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 16: I really like cooking, and I have been searching for

762
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 16: this ingredient called aleppo. I don't to be pard of it,

763
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 16: but it's like a It's like a special chili spice.

764
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 5: Oh sounds like a drug.

765
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 12: I know.

766
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 7: It sounds like one of those late night infomercials like

767
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 7: ask your doctor if a is right for you.

768
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 10: It kind of does.

769
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 16: But I have been looking online and then trying to

770
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 16: find if it was available at any stores, and I

771
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 16: just wasn't having any luck. And it was for the

772
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 16: socok recipe I was trying to do for my family.

773
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 16: The next day, they.

774
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 5: Scattered.

775
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 7: Unless Aleppo is like some sort of aphrodisiac before the

776
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 7: date happened, but I don't know, maybe not.

777
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 11: Not that I know.

778
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 7: Okay, So in.

779
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, yes, and he was being really sweet and he offered.

780
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 11: He's like, well, let's go find it.

781
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,319
Speaker 16: He's like, I know some grocery stores an area that

782
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 16: has some cool stuff.

783
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 11: So he's like, let's go check him out.

784
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 7: Yes, So this must be the adjustment that you're talking

785
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 7: about where you had something planned and suddenly you're going

786
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 7: out to pick up spices.

787
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 16: Yes, okay, I thought it was really sweet.

788
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 11: I mean, so we went to like three different grocery stores.

789
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 16: But we finally ended up fighting it at.

790
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 11: Like a specialty fancy store.

791
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 2: Then did you finally get to go on your date?

792
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 7: WHOA?

793
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 16: So by this point it was really late, so we

794
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 16: just went back to my place and we did end

795
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 16: up making out.

796
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 2: It was an air and run.

797
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 16: Yeah, So I mean I felt a good connection and

798
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 16: we planned on definitely going on another date.

799
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 2: It's wild that you can't get a hold of this guy.

800
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: I mean, assume that's why you're calling us, because right

801
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: you volunteer with him at the same church.

802
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 16: I just I don't know what happened, you know, Like

803
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 16: I'm assuming he had like a big plan for the

804
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 16: night and it felt through. But I mean he was

805
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 16: being like the sweetest guy.

806
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 2: They went on a second date. He doesn't have to.

807
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 7: But from the way that you're the way that you

808
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 7: just said that, did you not know what his plan was?

809
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 9: I did not.

810
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 7: That's the thing, okay, because there's a chance that maybe

811
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 7: he had something really big plan, something really special, and

812
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 7: he feels like he never got to do it.

813
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 15: I mean, I.

814
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 16: Feel like he could have said that, you know, and

815
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 16: I want a guy to put in that effort, like I.

816
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 11: Want them to plan something special.

817
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: And so wait, are you disappointed that he offered to

818
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: take you to all those grocery stores?

819
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: I'm confused.

820
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 16: I mean, did he like just take me there because

821
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 16: he had nothing planned or I don't know, there could.

822
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 4: Have been a guy with a violin like a a

823
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 4: park waiting for you and you never got to get there.

824
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 7: So since that happened, have you been communicating and trying

825
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 7: to put together another date or what's happened there?

826
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 16: Yeah, it just feels like every time we do something's

827
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 16: always coming up.

828
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 7: Now another spice is missing and you have to do another.

829
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 16: Coriander seeing him though, No, I haven't seen him since.

830
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 7: Sure, but you are trying to put something together, it's

831
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 7: just never materializing into an actual meet.

832
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 16: Up exactly exactly. So I don't know what's going on

833
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 16: because I feel I mean, I had a good time,

834
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 16: even though I know we were just looking for spices.

835
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 2: Okay, so you weren't disappointed that there wasn't a grander plan.

836
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 16: I mean, if there was a grander plan, you know,

837
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 16: I don't know that it existed because we never got

838
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 16: to go out again.

839
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 11: So I'd like to see it, Okay.

840
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't imagine what would be grander than a

841
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 7: grocery store run to several different places around the city.

842
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 7: But if he really does have something in mind, we'll

843
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 7: find that out because we're gonna call Ryan and try

844
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 7: and get you your second date update little spice on

845
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 7: top of it. Yeah, I know, I think we're all

846
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 7: hungry we'll get this done right after this.

847
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 8: Hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update, just.

848
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 7: Quick recap if you miss part one. Two people met

849
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 7: at church that would be our listener, Aria and a

850
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 7: guy named Ryan. He asked her out, but instead of

851
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 7: doing their plan date for the night, whatever that was

852
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 7: going to be, instead they went on a night long

853
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 7: grocery store run all over the city trying to find

854
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 7: one particular spice to help Aria finish a family recipe.

855
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 2: Jeff it was his idea. It was his idea to

856
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 2: help her out and go find this thing.

857
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, he was totally on board with that. But

858
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 7: they never ended up going anywhere else except for back

859
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 7: to Aria's for a little C and K cooking and kissing.

860
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 2: I was wondering about the food situation. Maybe he's not

861
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 2: calling you back because he's hungry.

862
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 4: She said. It was like a slow cooker.

863
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 5: So I was like, they're not.

864
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 7: Whatever ended up happening. That was the last time the

865
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 7: two of them saw each other, but we never asked

866
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 7: how long ago was that date? Are you?

867
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 14: That's the thing.

868
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 16: It's been almost two weeks now, while is.

869
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 2: It so awkward right now? Because you were volunteering with

870
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: this guy.

871
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 16: Yeah, and it's and that's why I don't know.

872
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 11: I'm weird about it, because I feel like it was a.

873
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 16: Comfortable state, Like, I mean, it was good conversation. It

874
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 16: didn't feel awkward at all.

875
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 2: It's one of those things, too, are you that like

876
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 2: when you do just normal errands with someone and can

877
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 2: still have chemistry that is that there could really truly

878
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 2: be something there.

879
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

880
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's what I thought. And you know, and sometimes

881
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 16: like it's it's timing and it's like, now I feel

882
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 16: like we're losing that spark I guess that we have.

883
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 7: You know, it'd be such a shame to have so

884
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 7: much potential cut down by a six ounce jar of aleppo.

885
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 7: That just doesn't seem fair.

886
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 16: I mean, And yeah, that's.

887
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 11: What I want to know. I mean, it just was

888
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 11: going so good.

889
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 7: I thought, well, let's find out. We'll see if Ryan

890
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 7: picks up the phone, I'm gonna dial his number right now.

891
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 7: Hopefully he answers, but let's do it. Hello, Hey Ryan,

892
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 7: Is this Ryan?

893
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 12: Yeah?

894
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 15: Who is this?

895
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 7: Hey man? My name is Jeff from a show called

896
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Everybody's here, Hey Ryan, Good.

897
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 2: Morning, from a showy radio show.

898
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Speaker 17: Is this like a scam called I've been getting a

899
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Speaker 17: lot of those?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we hate those two Ryan, Yeah, this.

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Speaker 7: Is not a scam called. This is a segment called

902
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 7: a second Date Update, where we're trying to help out

903
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 7: one of our listeners that you went out with about

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Speaker 7: two weeks ago, a girl from your church named Aria.

905
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a cute response.

906
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 12: Well, why is she contacting you?

907
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 17: We're still in touch, like we're texting.

908
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said that.

909
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 7: We got that impression from her. But what she's not

910
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 7: understanding is why the two of you haven't met up

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00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 7: a second time in the last couple of weeks.

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Speaker 17: I mean, it's just like a scheduling thing. Like it's

913
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Speaker 17: not like I haven't talked to her, you know, like

914
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 17: I don't know, you.

915
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,839
Speaker 2: Can't find time in the last two weeks. Did even

916
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 2: just grab coffee with her?

917
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 12: I Okay, I gotta be honest with y'all.

918
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 7: I mean, oh, I don't like that sentence.

919
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 17: I don't even know how to explain this that I have.

920
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 17: I have this feeling that I just sort of can't shake.

921
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,280
Speaker 7: Okay, can you take a pill for it or something?

922
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 7: Can you shake it?

923
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 2: With that we're joking. We're joking, what's up.

924
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 17: Well, this is gonna sound ridiculous, but I think maybe

925
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 17: I feel kind of like I love her already.

926
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 12: Whoa dude, I.

927
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 4: Can't think.

928
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: I will say you know her more than just one

929
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: date because you guys have been volunteering together. No, I

930
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 2: don't think that that is totally insane.

931
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Speaker 4: But why wait, why wouldn't you call her back? She

932
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 4: thinks you don't like her and you love her?

933
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 12: Well, I don't know.

934
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Speaker 17: I feel like if we go on a normal date,

935
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Speaker 17: it's just gonna feel different.

936
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Speaker 2: What do you mean is what's gonna feel different?

937
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 17: I'm just nervous that if we like go to dinner

938
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 17: or drinks, it's just gonna feel different, like we did

939
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 17: such a boring kind of thing, Like I just want

940
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 17: to go to the post office.

941
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 7: I don't, okay, you you're done with all the romantic

942
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 7: aspects already. You want to dive right into like boring chores,

943
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 7: mundane forever, love life together.

944
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 17: I mean, I'm not saying forever, but I'm just feeling

945
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 17: kind of stuck. And I mean it's funny that you

946
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 17: call because I think about her all the time.

947
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: You need to take her out your girl. I mean,

948
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: if chores are fun with her, then imagine what a

949
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: great night out is with her, Like that will just

950
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 2: only amplify the goods.

951
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know.

952
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 17: I just feel like I might mess that up. Like,

953
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 17: oh no, we have like this volunteering thing coming up,

954
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Speaker 17: and I kind of think we should just do that.

955
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 2: Oh god, friend zone.

956
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 4: Her because it's going too well.

957
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 5: Listen to yourself.

958
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 12: I don't want a friend zone her. I want more.

959
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 12: But I think this might be the path to get there.

960
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 2: I think the path you will be the same, not more,

961
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 2: it'll be the same. Yeah, church volunteer buddy past.

962
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

963
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,319
Speaker 17: I mean there's a lot of stuff running through my head,

964
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:40,520
Speaker 17: like I feel like I'm in.

965
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 12: Paralysis and I don't know what to do about it.

966
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 7: Okay, well, you know, I think you don't have to

967
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 7: do anything right now. You could just stay paralyzed for

968
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 7: the moment and let Aria do all the talking because

969
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 7: she's on the other line waiting to jump in and

970
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 7: speak with you. Yeah, she's here, yeah, right here, right now.

971
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 12: Oh no, oh no.

972
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: Probably for the best.

973
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 7: I don't know, you have some nice thoughts to say

974
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 7: to you.

975
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 2: That's a lot of information though, are you there?

976
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm here.

977
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 16: I'm trying to take everything in.

978
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 12: Look, I didn't know you were listening to all that.

979
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 12: So I take it back, or take or take a

980
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 12: lot of it.

981
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:23,479
Speaker 7: Bat just forget the last five minutes of your life.

982
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 11: I don't think you can take that back.

983
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 15: Ryan.

984
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,359
Speaker 2: Do you want him to take it back?

985
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 14: Or?

986
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 2: Did you like hearing that?

987
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 5: Good question?

988
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 16: I I like hearing that, But I'm also concerned because

989
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 16: I want that romance. I want that planned special date.

990
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 16: And I did have fun, like I told him, I

991
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 16: really did have fun just going grocery.

992
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 11: Shopping with you.

993
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 16: Absolutely, But there's got to be more to it.

994
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 12: So you want me to you want me to move

995
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 12: in or something?

996
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 2: Is that what you're.

997
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 15: I don't know.

998
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 12: I'm just I'm spitballing here. I'm distressful.

999
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 16: I mean, have you ever planned a date before? I

1000
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 16: mean just something like I'm just some kind of thought.

1001
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 12: I mean, I planned one with you.

1002
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 17: But we went to the grocery store and then that

1003
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 17: was way better than anything I came up with.

1004
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 7: What we don't know that it was better or worse.

1005
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 17: We were just going to go to dinner and drinks,

1006
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 17: you know, the normal stuff.

1007
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 7: You know, you're right, grocery store shopping is better.

1008
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 12: I mean, I feel like that was what the magic

1009
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 12: the spice was, so the speech.

1010
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 2: Listening to her and hearing what she needs though too,

1011
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 2: Like she needs to feel special in taking care of and.

1012
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 12: That's what I was trying to do.

1013
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 17: She needed a spice and I was trying to help

1014
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 17: her find it.

1015
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, he wants to make her feel special by like

1016
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 7: taking her to the pharmacy to pick up her medication

1017
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 7: and helping her, you know, organize her junk drawer in

1018
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 7: her cabinet.

1019
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 2: Those things are great. I think that any person would

1020
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 2: appreciate that, right. But he needs air and body, Yes,

1021
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: But I think that she needs She's saying, and I

1022
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 2: could be wrong, area that you need a little bit more.

1023
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1024
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 16: I think the difference is like the love language here,

1025
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 16: you know, like I need that quality time, that special time,

1026
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 16: and he just kind of just wants to like do

1027
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,240
Speaker 16: the practical help and that just doesn't reach me as much.

1028
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that is a very clear message.

1029
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, Ryan, are you hearing her?

1030
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 12: Yeah? Are Yeah?

1031
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,760
Speaker 17: I am hearing you, and I hear that you don't

1032
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 17: want me to help you anymore, And that's fine.

1033
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 8: What she says.

1034
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody heard.

1035
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 2: How could she have communicated that more clearly?

1036
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 12: My ears are blogged with love?

1037
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 7: Okay, well again, I think there's an ointment for that.

1038
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 7: But I mean, I think you guys should probably talk

1039
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 7: about it together when you're on a date.

1040
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: Pay for half their dry cleaning or pay for dinner really.

1041
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 7: Up to them.

1042
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 17: Maybe we can go to dinner and I'll bring my

1043
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 17: taxes and you can bring your taxes and we'll do those.

1044
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 2: Could there be a less sexy sentence?

1045
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 7: Well, normally here we'd be asking Ryan if he'd want

1046
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 7: to go out, But it sounds like Aria, he's fully invested.

1047
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 2: He's already dropped the album for.

1048
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,359
Speaker 7: He's laid it down pretty hard. Aria. Do you want

1049
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 7: to go on a date with Ryan? And if you do,

1050
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 7: we can pay for that date.

1051
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 16: I just feel like he's already half way to the

1052
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 16: practical side, and that worries me. But I'm willing to

1053
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 16: give it a shot.

1054
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you can learn to love practical sounds hot?

1055
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 7: All right?

1056
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 17: Ryan?

1057
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 7: She has officially said yes kind of. Yeah, So maybe

1058
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 7: bring a little bit of romance with you on your

1059
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 7: tax dinner date. Maybe some flowers I.

1060
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 12: Will pack some romance in my pocket.

1061
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 7: Okay, that's where you keep your romance.

1062
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 2: If that looks in your right pocket.

1063
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1064
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 7: I've been thinking we should advise more first daters to

1065
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 7: say I love you right out the gate. Oh my gosh,

1066
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 7: as soon as you meet up at the restaurant, hug

1067
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 7: them and whisper I love you, so that you get

1068
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 7: all that awkwardness out of the way and it doesn't

1069
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 7: happen in the middle of our second date calls, because

1070
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 7: that made us uncomfortable and that's not fair to us.

1071
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 2: She definitely didn't say it back.

1072
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 7: No, she didn't know. She didn't know what to say

1073
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 7: when that came out, and that just made it awkward

1074
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 7: for everybody. Even the people listening felt cringe.

1075
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 2: It may work out, though, in the end. It's always

1076
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 2: nice to be with someone that loves you more than

1077
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 2: you like that.

1078
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 4: Maybe I feel like you know they won't leave you.

1079
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 7: Appreciate your hopeless optimism in.

1080
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 2: A good way.

1081
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 7: Jeff It is going to be tough for him to

1082
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:11,760
Speaker 7: come back from, but who knows, maybe miracles will happen.

1083
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,399
Speaker 2: You know, she's she's looking at a clock that she's

1084
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: worried about.

1085
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 7: So yeah, we're hoping that by the end of the

1086
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 7: year her ears are clogged with love too.

1087
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: Together.

1088
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 7: Yes, all good things, and we want good things for

1089
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 7: you and your love life. Reach out to the show.

1090
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 7: We can call that person who's not calling you back.

1091
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 7: And it's also good if you subscribe to our podcast,

1092
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 7: if you're listen, if you're listening to us on it

1093
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 7: right now. Yeah, Brook and Jeffrey in the.

1094
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 8: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1095
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 7: We reported on this a couple of years ago when

1096
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 7: it first began, but now it's becoming kind of a

1097
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 7: bigger deal. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning because

1098
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 7: of us without saying I don't know if anybody remembers this.

1099
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 7: I'll show you guys a picture here and it'll be

1100
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 7: up on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey. But

1101
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 7: Grillo's Pickles just drop their annual pickle bouquets for.

1102
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 12: Cuter.

1103
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 2: They've ever little pickled peppers in there. It's very juicy bouquet.

1104
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 7: It is a di y bouquet where instead of giving

1105
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 7: your special someone a beautiful floral presentation, this has got

1106
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 7: a bunch of different pickles on sticks to make a

1107
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 7: giant pickle bouquet with cherry tomatoes and mozzarella balls and cucumbers,

1108
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 7: all sorts of goodies in there.

1109
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:31,720
Speaker 2: It's great and okay, just make more sense.

1110
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 7: They attach a QR code with a video that shows

1111
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 7: you how to put it all together and make it pretty.

1112
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 7: The whole thing only costs thirty five bucks.

1113
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 2: You know, most men will just give it to women

1114
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 2: and be like, here, you just to put it together.

1115
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 7: Start eating all but in the other room because I'm

1116
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 7: watching the game right now. Initially, Gorillo said this is

1117
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,439
Speaker 7: kind of a quirky gag gift for people who prefer

1118
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 7: brian over bouquets, but they didn't realize how popular it

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Speaker 7: would be.

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Speaker 2: Curiously, sandwiches took over way to a woman's heart, man.

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Speaker 7: And that's why this year there were enough people who

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00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,879
Speaker 7: love pickles where once it dropped online, it sold out instantly.

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00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 2: You can go get your own skewers and pickles, guys.

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00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 7: But that doesn't come with a QR video showing you

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00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 7: how to do it, which I'm.

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00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 2: Sure you couldn't find a quick YouTube.

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00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 7: S Yes, apparently a lot of people are upset because

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00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 7: if you go to the website, you can't even click

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00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 7: the order button. It just says completely sold out. Better

1130
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 7: luck next to my god. But that's what we do

1131
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 7: for our listeners, give you the news that's just a

1132
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 7: little bit too late. Yeah, so Valentine's pickle bouquets already

1133
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 7: completely sold out.

1134
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 4: Sorry if you wanted them.

1135
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 7: Should have got to it soon. You are welcome. Lazier

1136
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 7: stories coming out next. It's the radio segment that's helping

1137
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 7: men feel even more masculine with new chest hair extensions

1138
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 7: now available in small, medium, or horsetail legs. Oh order

1139
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 7: your chest hair extensions now. With Laser Stories, the segment

1140
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 7: where we read weird news stories around the globe, just

1141
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 7: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

1142
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 7: those other follicle fabios just don't. This first laser story

1143
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 7: is out of Cannapolis, North Carolina.

1144
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 2: It sounds like you just mispronounced something.

1145
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a cane Cannapolis. A twenty year old guy

1146
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 7: named Jasper Wrispin and a nineteen year old named Tamrio

1147
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 7: Davis broke into a rent a center around two am

1148
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 7: the other day.

1149
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody got time today.

1150
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: Maybe they just had a big party and they didn't

1151
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 1: have enough tables and chairs.

1152
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, not quite once inside yeah right back. No, they

1153
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 7: walked around looking for things to steal, but could only

1154
00:55:58,280 --> 00:55:59,760
Speaker 7: find a single TV.

1155
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 4: That's a busy rent center.

1156
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 2: Doesn't feel worth it, does it.

1157
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 7: The cops got there as they were loading it into

1158
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 7: a trunk, and then the pair realized they might get caught,

1159
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 7: so they jumped into separate cars and tried to speed away,

1160
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 7: only they crashed into each other in the parking lot.

1161
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 2: Like the end of a cartoon height.

1162
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1163
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 7: Surprisingly, they weren't done yet. The two quickly backed up,

1164
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 7: drove out of the parking lot, going the wrong way

1165
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 7: down a one May street, and both got into separate accidents. Yes,

1166
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 7: they crashed again.

1167
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 2: Okay, didn't anvill fall out of the sky and land

1168
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 2: on any of them.

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00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 7: It would have been next, But it was enough for

1170
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,759
Speaker 7: the cops to catch up with them and arrest.

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00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: The pair for one TV, two cars, and get around cars.

1172
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 7: Yes, they are now both facing several charges, but thankfully

1173
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 7: the TV remained unharmed and was put back in the

1174
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 7: rent center without incident even happen.

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00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: Do you think there's a conversation when you break into

1176
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 2: a place and it's empty, and you're like, well, we're here,

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00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 2: we might as well take something.

1178
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 4: Why didn't you scout the place? Yes, I told you

1179
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 4: to do that.

1180
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 7: This next leer story is out of the bowls that

1181
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 7: are super Oh wait a minute around it.

1182
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 5: I have a feeling this isn't about cooking.

1183
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 7: Sure, there's a big football game coming up this weekend,

1184
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 7: but what everyone is most excited about is what they're

1185
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 7: going to shove into their mouth holes.

1186
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 3: Y So, somebody give me suggestions here. I have tried

1187
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 3: to subtly ask what's on the menu to my best

1188
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: friend and his wife.

1189
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 4: They won't tell me.

1190
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 2: I bet if we listen to Jeff's report, we may

1191
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 2: learn something.

1192
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 7: Instacart just released every state's favorite game day snack, and

1193
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 7: we do have some of the results here. Kso led

1194
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 7: in the West, with Washington, Oregon, and Idaho all ordering

1195
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 7: it the most swimming it Tortilla chips were the number

1196
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 7: one pick for more states than any other snack food.

1197
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 7: They held down Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota, Louisiana, Vermont, and

1198
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 7: West Virginia.

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Speaker 2: A state's got to get along, so the caso and

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00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:13,959
Speaker 2: the chips could go together. Well, it's just their number

1201
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: one dried chip.

1202
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 7: New Mexico, Colorado, and Texas joined with almost all the

1203
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 7: southern states to share a love of processed cheese like Velveda.

1204
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 5: I love that.

1205
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah when you put it with a can of chili.

1206
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought that.

1207
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 7: Chicken wings ruled Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, Nevada, and Utah.

1208
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 7: And then things do get a little bit weird. California

1209
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 7: and Arizona order French onion dip.

1210
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I can smell their breath from here.

1211
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 4: Chips, I mean with it is fired.

1212
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 7: I don't care how it comes. That's a weird game

1213
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 7: day food, Okay. South Dakota and Arkansas get down on

1214
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 7: canned dice tomatoes.

1215
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 9: Weird?

1216
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 2: Hey you here? Do you think you put a spoon

1217
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 2: in them and just eat them or just dump them?

1218
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 2: The straight in your salsa may be more on part

1219
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 2: that fresh stuff.

1220
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 7: No, give me the canned goodness. And Iowa was the

1221
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 7: only state where beef sausage was the number one for

1222
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 7: the Big Game.

1223
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: Hey, it sounds delicious, sounds madly is what it sounds like?

1224
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 7: Smoke So text in seventy five ninety two, tell us

1225
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 7: what's your number one order for game day food? This

1226
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 7: next laser story is out of Japan. You ever get

1227
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 7: chills or goosebumps listening to music? Yes, scientists just zeroed

1228
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 7: in on how to make it happen. The team of

1229
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 7: researchers they came up with a new type of headphone

1230
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 7: that tracks your brain waves and learns what gives you

1231
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 7: goose bumps, and then AI will build a playlist based

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00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 7: on your results.

1233
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 2: WHOA sounds terrible, it's gonna be.

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01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 7: At the end of AI decides if you're truly enjoying

1235
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 7: a song or if you're just listening to it casually.

1236
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 2: Does the AI also shame you for bad music choice,

1237
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,959
Speaker 2: like oh this is what you like? God?

1238
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 7: Once it learns what works, it pulls from thousands of

1239
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 7: artists to build you the perfect goose bump heavy playlist.

1240
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 2: And I'm sure record companies won't be paying for them

1241
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 2: to push certain artists.

1242
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,919
Speaker 7: So they're still in the testing phase. But the big

1243
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 7: question remains, who actually wants a playlist of creepy, spine

1244
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 7: tingling music and why are they spending millions of dollars

1245
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 7: to find out?

1246
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the cool part is like it happens randomly.

1247
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 5: It's not ever a freaking second.

1248
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 7: No, no, Japan, you did something wrong.

1249
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna say it advanced.

1250
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 7: This final laser story is out of fast food headquarters.

1251
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 7: Here's your chance to hit McDonald's for Valentine's Day and

1252
01:00:56,600 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 7: claim that it's fancy. Really, because mcdee's just just denounced

1253
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 7: a new limited run of McNugget caviar.

1254
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 2: Is that raw nuggets?

1255
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,280
Speaker 7: They're getting it away in tins next week at their

1256
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 7: website mcnuggetcaviard dot com.

1257
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 2: Wait, this looks like real caviar on top of a McNugget.

1258
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 7: That's exactly what it is.

1259
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 2: I thought it was just like a play on the

1260
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 2: word you know it's legit.

1261
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 7: No, it's the real stuff. So if you don't normally

1262
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 7: like fish eggs, you're probably not gonna like this with

1263
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 7: the marketing representatives say it is just normal caviar, but

1264
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 7: they put it in a McNugget branded tin.

1265
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 4: Okay, if you.

1266
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 3: Think that the fish file at is weird, yeah, would

1267
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 3: be a little extreme.

1268
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 2: How much are you? Did they say how much this is?

1269
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 7: They don't put the price, but they do claim the

1270
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 7: salty savory taste makes it a great dipping sauce is good.

1271
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: But I don't know that is the wrong crawd Yeah,

1272
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: is a wrong for this. Gimme caeso McNuggets and they're like,

1273
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: let's get he's going.

1274
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 7: Well, they're not pulling the idea out of nowhere. It

1275
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,919
Speaker 7: blew up back in twenty twenty four after a video

1276
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 7: and viral of Rihanna trying this exact thing. She seemed

1277
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 7: to really like it.

1278
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:13,200
Speaker 2: I can see her doing this will billionaires.

1279
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 5: Yeah at the end of the day.

1280
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 7: Like probably a little higher quality cavenat that they're using.

1281
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 7: But will mccaviar become a huge thing? I certainly hope so,

1282
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 7: and so does this little guy. He's used to getting

1283
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 7: his face full of tuna every day, so why not

1284
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 7: try it at McDonald's.

1285
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 12: Am I right?

1286
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 9: What's what?

1287
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 15: Turtles?

1288
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,040
Speaker 4: The girls refused to make a sense.

1289
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 7: Okay, all right, well, you know everybody's gonna hate. But

1290
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 7: that Sow means Laser Stories has come to an end

1291
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 7: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1292
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 7: We've got a new player to the show. Her name

1293
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 7: is Letitia. Today is her birthday. Thank you and Latitia.

1294
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 7: We have a tradition here on the show. Every time

1295
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 7: we have a new player playing on their birthday. Brooke

1296
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 7: guesses your age now, Brook, like we've done many many

1297
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 7: times before, you can ask two basic yes or no

1298
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 7: questions before the guest happens. So go for okay.

1299
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 2: Do you have a Costco membership?

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01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 15: Yes?

1301
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 2: Okay? And is there a car seat in your car?

1302
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,480
Speaker 15: Does a booster seat cater yep?

1303
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go thirty eight.

1304
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 7: Latitia? Was she correct?

1305
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 15: No?

1306
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 8: Try ten years younger?

1307
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,440
Speaker 4: Whoa hold our listeners? Like that?

1308
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 7: Please?

1309
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 13: Again?

1310
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 2: I based it on my life.

1311
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: You just started a little younger than I did.

1312
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, Wisdom already off to a really hot start

1313
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 7: in this segment. Good job, Brook. Why don't you leave

1314
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 7: the studio before you do any more damage?

1315
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 2: You can guess my age? No, I don't want to.

1316
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's not play this game. Let's go to the

1317
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 7: real game. You got thirty seconds to answer as many

1318
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 7: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you can

1319
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 7: say pass. But you have to beat her outright if

1320
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 7: you want to win. Are you ready?

1321
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1322
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 7: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now. Mark Zuckerberg

1323
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 7: founded Facebook on this day in what year of the

1324
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 7: two thousands, two thousand and two, three or four.

1325
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 15: Two thousand and four.

1326
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 7: What is a young seal called has Lord? Michaels is

1327
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 7: the creator of what famous sketch comedy show? What movie

1328
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 7: franchise do the minions come from?

1329
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 12: Despicable?

1330
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 7: Which animated movie features a dragon named Toothless?

1331
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 12: To your dragon?

1332
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 7: Messi is a world renowned soccer player. What's his first name?

1333
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,440
Speaker 2: Leonell?

1334
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 7: We even got like the foreign pronunciation? Well done, Latsia,

1335
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 7: let's bring That's.

1336
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 8: What I heard.

1337
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 7: I'm me too, European, very young sounding too the way

1338
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,919
Speaker 7: she's young. I really like the phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Leticia Laticia twenty two year old? Letitia?

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Speaker 7: Did you get that youthful? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: I said?

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Speaker 7: Leticia is a new player. It says here you're a

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Speaker 7: mom to a seven year old. You listen every day

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Speaker 7: to our show, and it says you're pumped for the

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Speaker 7: World Cup?

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Speaker 13: Happened?

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Speaker 7: Which country you're rooting for?

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Speaker 16: I'm reading for the USA, but honestly, ultimately I want

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Speaker 16: Brazil to win.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, you have to say USA and a team

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Speaker 1: that will actually win.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 7: Are you going to actually try to like attend any

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Speaker 7: of the games in person? Letitia?

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Speaker 9: Oh no, absolutely not.

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Speaker 10: That's the bar down the streets.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Actually, I think I think there'll be some cool

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Speaker 2: watch parties that will be for free.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, at Brooks House and we can all come over.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's thirty and older.

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01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 7: Too bad. Let's go over to brook It's her turn.

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Speaker 7: Are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook on this day?

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Speaker 7: And what year of the two thousands? Two thousand and two,

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Speaker 7: three or four two? What is a young seal called pup?

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01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,080
Speaker 7: Louren Michaels is the creator of what famous sketch.

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01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 2: Comedy Shatterday Night Live?

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Speaker 7: What movie franchise do the minions come from?

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01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 2: Despicable Me?

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01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 7: Which animated movie features a dragon named Toothless?

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01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 2: How to Train Your Dragon?

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Speaker 7: Messi is a world renowned soccer player. What's his first name?

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01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 2: Lionel?

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01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,800
Speaker 7: In the show Breaking Bad? What specific subject did Walter

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Speaker 7: White teach in school?

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01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 2: Chemistry?

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure about this one, but we're gonna have

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Speaker 7: to go to the scoreboard to see how you both did.

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Speaker 7: With Jose.

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Speaker 2: Oh Man, I wish you would have had a video

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Speaker 2: of what was happening in the.

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Speaker 7: Studio everybody, Broken.

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Speaker 5: Night Live.

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Speaker 4: Let's you got four correct today? Whoa Brook? You did?

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Speaker 4: Get one extra question? In got four Brook.

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Speaker 7: Six one wrong four six, very close to Brooks actual age.

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Speaker 7: But let's go to the Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook on

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Speaker 7: this day. In what you're the two thousands? That would

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Speaker 7: be two thousand and four. Can you believe it's that old?

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Speaker 7: My gosh, it is weird. A young seal is called

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Speaker 7: a pup Lord Michaels is the creator of Saturday Night Live.

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01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 7: The minions come from the movie franchise Despicable Me. The

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Speaker 7: movie with a dragon named Toothless is How to Train

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Speaker 7: Your Dragon. Messi is the soccer player. His first name Leonel.

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Speaker 4: It's funny because Brook's like a line old, so funny.

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Speaker 7: Name Argentinian, so Leonel breaking bad. The subject Walter White

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Speaker 7: teachers in school is chemistry. That's how he knows how

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Speaker 7: to make meths song.

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Speaker 2: If only he had been an art teacher.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Latitia wasn't enough to win, But just for playing,

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Speaker 7: we are going to give you a pair of tickets

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Speaker 7: to see The Wiz at the Paramount Theater. Whiz is

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Speaker 7: coming to Seattle February tenth through the fifteenth. You might

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Speaker 7: even see our own Brook Fox there as well.

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Speaker 2: I'm totally going I'm excited for this show.

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Speaker 15: Thank you, that's awesome.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome Tasha birthday. Do you have any plans today?

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Speaker 15: Honestly, I've been trying to like put you for years now.

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Speaker 16: I was like, we're tapping on my birthday, and that's

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Speaker 16: pretty that's my birthday.

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Speaker 5: We don't have to buy you anything.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, if you're welcome, Latsia, come back and play on

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Speaker 7: your next birthday. We're gonna do Win Brooks Bucks same

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Speaker 7: time tomorrow, brook and

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Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the morning.