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Speaker 1: There's a bunch of donkeys street.

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Speaker 2: That is Charlemagne.

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Speaker 1: If we live a life where we fight our tongue

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Speaker 1: based off who we may have seen, we never was

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Speaker 1: saying anything else.

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Speaker 3: On the Breakfast Club in the words of CHARLEMAGNEA god,

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Speaker 3: he's a donkey.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, Charlemagne, you've given donkey who now? Well? Busterhimes

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Speaker 1: donkey today for Tuesday, January twenty first goes to a

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Speaker 1: forty four year old woman named Jennifer Neil and thirty

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Speaker 1: one year old Dustin Neil. They are both from Oregon,

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Speaker 1: and according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, they

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Speaker 1: were arrested for reportedly impersonating firefighters and using an illegitimate

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Speaker 1: fire truck in the Palisades Fire evacuation zone. I can't

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Speaker 1: make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to King

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Speaker 1: five Seattle for the report. Please.

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Speaker 4: About twenty nine people have been arrested in Los Angeles

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Speaker 4: so far in connection to criminal activity related to the

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Speaker 4: ongoing fires. That includes two people from Oregon who tried

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Speaker 4: to drive into an evacuation zone while impersonating firefighters. Deputy

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Speaker 4: said Dustin Nell and Jennifer Nell claimed to represent Oregon's

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Speaker 4: Roaring River Fire Department, which doesn't even exist.

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Speaker 2: Deputies detend the individuals and question them. They have learned

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Speaker 2: that this individual have purchased the vehicle to an auction

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Speaker 2: and they had been indi era for about a couple

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Speaker 2: of days.

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Speaker 4: The two even had firefighter gear, helmets, and radios. Dustin

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Speaker 4: Nell had prior convictions in Oregon for criminal mischief and arson.

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Speaker 1: I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, and

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Speaker 1: I remember dumbass slogans like fake it until you make it.

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Speaker 1: The reason I believe that's a dumb ass slogan is

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Speaker 1: simply because I don't believe in faking it ever. Okay, ladies,

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Speaker 1: this is why your man still doesn't know what he's

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Speaker 1: doing in the bedroom, because you keep faking it. But

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Speaker 1: at least there was an end goal. The end goal

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Speaker 1: was to make it. Okay. We live in a generation

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Speaker 1: now where you have a bunch of people just happy

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Speaker 1: to be faking it, and my forty six year old

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Speaker 1: brain will never understand that. Okay, the whole you turn

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Speaker 1: out to be what you pretend to be, not if

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Speaker 1: you don't actually work to be whatever it is you're

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Speaker 1: pretending to be. Okay, this era just likes pretending. This

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Speaker 1: era just likes faking. And I don't understand why, because

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Speaker 1: you all work very very very hard to pretend. You

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Speaker 1: all bust your ass to fake things. Dustin and Jennifer

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Speaker 1: didn't just lie and say they were firefighters. They went

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Speaker 1: and got all the gear in a whole fire truck.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. They just had those things lying around

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Speaker 1: all right. They claim they work for the Roaring River

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Speaker 1: Fire Department in Oregon, but no such agency exists. This

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Speaker 1: is why a bunch of y'all sitting in prison right

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Speaker 1: now for fraudulent PPP loans. Okay, because you created companies

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Speaker 1: like Roaring Riverfire LLC and no such company existed. But people,

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Speaker 1: the time, the energy, the effort you all put into

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Speaker 1: pretending you can actually put into real work. Okay, This

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Speaker 1: is why I don't understand. This is what I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: We have brains, and in these brains we form ideas,

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Speaker 1: and then we work towards those ideas. We spend countless

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Speaker 1: hours working towards those ideas. Why is your brain whed

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Speaker 1: to put all this effort into pretending but not actually

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Speaker 1: doing real work. I'll tell you why. Because social media

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Speaker 1: has it to where all you have to do is

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Speaker 1: look the part. That's it. Folks get off on looking

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Speaker 1: like they're doing something as opposed to actually doing something,

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Speaker 1: and y'all pretending to do amazing things. Jennifer and Dustin

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Speaker 1: pretended to be firefighters in the Palisades in La They

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Speaker 1: showed up in a fake fire truck, talking about we're

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Speaker 1: here to save lives. If you're gonna impersonate a public servant,

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Speaker 1: aim a little lower next time. Okay, don't start as

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Speaker 1: a firefighter showing up to a catastrophe like the La Fias.

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Speaker 1: Be a fake mall cop of something. Okay, it's not

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Speaker 1: like being a rapper where you don't even have to

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Speaker 1: have talent anymore. You can just throw on some fake

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Speaker 1: jewelry whatever the latest rapper wardrobe is, put little in

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Speaker 1: front of your name, and whila. That's easy to impersonate,

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Speaker 1: but firefighters. Firefighters have a certain set of skills. They

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Speaker 1: have to running the burning buildings. Jennifer and Dustin wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be able to save you from a flaming her BATCHI girl,

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Speaker 1: there's too many humans, man, too many humans in the way,

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Speaker 1: too many humans in the way out here. Y'all are

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Speaker 1: here trying to be heroes in a fake fire truck

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Speaker 1: while the real heroes are busy risking their lives, trying

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Speaker 1: to save lives. And what would happen if you all

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Speaker 1: actually got into some action. Huh? You think you're gonna

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Speaker 1: out firefight the real firefighters. The real firefighters gonna see

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Speaker 1: something burning and know what to do with it. You

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Speaker 1: all gonna see something burning and say, nah, I'm just

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Speaker 1: playing pretending to be a firefighter during a tragedy like

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Speaker 1: the LA wildfires. That's like pretending to be a Dennist

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Speaker 1: with no teeth. Okay, Jennifer Dennis, you all have no tools,

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Speaker 1: no training, and no damn common sense. But what you

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Speaker 1: do have is charges for impersonating a firefighter and entering

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Speaker 1: an evacuation zone. Okay, the truck, which was purchased at

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Speaker 1: an auction was also in pounded sidebar. What's the point

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Speaker 1: of selling a fire truck the regular civilians? Okay? That

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Speaker 1: should be illegal. What else am I gonna do with

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Speaker 1: a fire truck after I buy it? Anyway? Please give

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Speaker 1: jess Their and Dustin Neil. Jennifer and Dustin Neil the

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Speaker 1: sweets out of the Hamiltons. You, Oh, the day, ye.

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Speaker 3: Oh the day ye.

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Speaker 1: What was you gonna do once you got there? Though? Like,

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Speaker 1: once you get in there with the fake fire truck

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Speaker 1: and the fake fire gear, then what.

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Speaker 2: Did they have the mask too for the smoke inhalation?

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Speaker 1: I don't think it matters. Did they have water in

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Speaker 1: their holes? What was the point? What do you do

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Speaker 1: once you get there?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but the pictures for the grand But

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Speaker 3: it's funny that you said that because I've seen a

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Speaker 3: special on TV this weekend about people buying these fire

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Speaker 3: trucks and they it's a lucrative business. They actually rent

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Speaker 3: the mount for like kids having birthday parties, parades and

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Speaker 3: all types of kids activities. Makes where they rent out

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Speaker 3: these fake fire trucks that really don't work, and they

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Speaker 3: have the lights and everything like that, and the ladders

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Speaker 3: and all that.

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Speaker 1: So that makes sense because I'm sitting there thinking why

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Speaker 1: would you even sell that in an auction? And one

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Speaker 1: of them people went to the fires in La though, no,

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Speaker 1: the fire is in La. I don't know what. You

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Speaker 1: didn't even start small, You went put a gusto like

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Speaker 1: you didn't even try to get a cat out of

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Speaker 1: a tree.

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Speaker 3: Lord, have mercy all right, well, thank you for that.

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