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Speaker 1: But got it. Gotta be McKitty, right, So mckitty's the

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Speaker 2: Could have been McKitty, could have been Wayne d Tay

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Speaker 2: guys upstairs, but I believe they're ventured off into some

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Hey, whatever, did you figure it out?

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Speaker 1: Is it working?

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Speaker 2: At least my headphones were jacked up?

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Speaker 1: Well? See if the if you can hear from sim Julio. Welcome,

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Speaker 1: tightens up, baby, tighten up. Welcome to Nashville, baby, How

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Speaker 1: you doing Costappa? Sell me real quick? All right here?

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Speaker 1: It does work? Then, Arnold, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Arnold, are you ready to go? Baby? It is

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Speaker 2: about to be the fourth of July.

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Speaker 1: You're an American?

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Speaker 2: What do you have to.

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Speaker 1: Say about it?

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Speaker 3: Sick?

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Speaker 1: Arnold? Not now?

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Speaker 2: Not now? Get back there, back there, back there. That

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Speaker 2: was a love tap. I did not slap you. Find

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Speaker 1: There is audio Hey, we got an email about Arnold

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two,

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: It is Sissan. I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 2: Picket fence, two point five kids and at seventy five. Sadly,

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Speaker 2: such a nice message. I didn't actually record the name.

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Speaker 2: I think it's Samboballin. He said, first time listening to

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Speaker 1: And I said, thanks, Pimp, I forgot how nice it

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Speaker 1: In Texas, it's University of Texas are UT. When I

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Speaker 1: we are gonna give UT to either Tennessee or Texas

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Speaker 2: And that whole conference is murderers road. Do not pick

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Speaker 2: the finals and they'll have a fighter's chance. SEC is

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Speaker 2: gonna beat the shit out of each other.

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Speaker 2: I think, well, they're the favorites money wise in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Georgia's they're almost they're two to one. But you gotta

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Speaker 1: They got some guy to transfer in. I'm not worried

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Speaker 1: Saint Tuskaloose eight fifty Am, Nick Saban Radio. You know

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Speaker 2: Roll stands for not any left money, because we got

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Speaker 2: it all here in Baba Country, Baby boy. They were

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Speaker 2: quick last year. They're just not championship caliber, but they

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Speaker 1: They were fine. They're gonna have down years. Listen. They're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be this year. The Wolverines nine to one.

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Speaker 2: It's already down to eight to one. What's USC fourteen

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't think they're tough enough. Caleb Williams is

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Speaker 2: They still can't get bast Utah, that kid with long hair.

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Speaker 1: He's back again.

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Speaker 2: Who whoever beat him in the championship game when Caleb

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Speaker 1: Oh that Reese guy or what reed reed? He's back? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, I was looking at heisman. Caleb Williams is

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Speaker 2: a favorite at five to one. But one time in

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Speaker 2: they won the Heisman?

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Speaker 1: Right, You don't want to bet on stuff like that. Then,

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Speaker 1: I don't know anybody else. I mean, I don't know enough.

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Speaker 1: I haven't looked at it. I don't know who they

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Speaker 1: say is good. I mean quhen yours at ut Yeah

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Speaker 1: they got.

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Speaker 2: I mean he's probably twelve. They're all way back. They're twelve.

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Speaker 2: So it's Caleb's five to one. Everybody else is over

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Speaker 2: double your money. So he's the favorite. But I just

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Speaker 1: Good news for your seven hundred thousand dollars bet. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's actually minus one seventy on some sites. So what

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Speaker 2: when it was even money. Go Aces. Now you almost

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Speaker 2: future bets if you see the future, are how you

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Speaker 2: retire from your job. It's not you and your buddy

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Speaker 2: That was good Ray, hell of a segment.

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Speaker 1: Good call.

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Speaker 2: I mean the Rangers, the Rangers. I told you guys

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Speaker 2: That's a tough one. That's why I did the division.

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Speaker 1: You just do the division.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the baseball is such a crap. All these teams

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Speaker 2: You know, it's stuff like that. The Braids got JP Frantz.

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Speaker 1: That's why you just bet the division. And it's smart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.

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Speaker 2: I do it, but he's busy. He got his permit.

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Speaker 1: He's driving. Yeah, he's coming down in a weekend. Is

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Speaker 2: Secretly we get in trouble when it's family at workday

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Speaker 1: What's up? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm thirteen. I listen to your show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Delt like Maddix Pots he told us

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Speaker 1: But here's maddox pots coaches. I have to tell you,

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Speaker 2: But I'm telling you, it started in the South and

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Speaker 2: waffle House. It doesn't know, damn waffle House in Michigan

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Speaker 1: I don't know where waffle house was found. I have

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Speaker 2: Well, I've never seen it. When I was from Michigan,

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Speaker 1: It was found at September fifth, nineteen fifty five, in Avondale, Estates, Georgia.

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Speaker 1: waffle House. Oh it tell us the amount of shootings.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we just got to take a break. I

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Speaker 1: Show up, meet everybody, and we are first game is

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Speaker 1: at six fifteen in the ninety something degree heat, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: We're older. Now it's hot out, and we were meeting everybody. Hey,

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Speaker 1: nice to meet you, Nice to meet you. I'm saying, yeah,

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Speaker 2: He bruh, Hey there, slazy, what's up?

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Speaker 1: And so we get to the point where it is

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Cool?

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Speaker 1: And then Ivan goes, oh, guys, by the way, I

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Speaker 1: have to leave it halftime? Oh? Well, I have a

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Speaker 1: softball game after this. What is that guy trying to do?

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Speaker 1: Relive his eighteens? So you're telling me you signed up

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything, but it seems like it

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Speaker 2: Is the guy in really good shape?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter the odes femail sexist, No, I said Ivan,

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Speaker 2: There's Ivans Ivan Hello, I am I even.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, what what do you think? There's only

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Speaker 2: Also, there's that many games in the night. If it's

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Speaker 1: If it's ever rained out, you know, they cancel all

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Speaker 1: by Ivan, he yourself. Cool, Ivan, thanks, Man, and I

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Speaker 1: how about you show up to the softball game in

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Speaker 1: at halftime. So we go out there. First half. It's

432
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,920
Speaker 1: a battle, back and forth, back and forth. We go

433
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:17,639
Speaker 1: to the half tied zero zero, no goal scored.

434
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,440
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

435
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, not bad by our standards, it is. It's especially

436
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,280
Speaker 1: because we're a new team, don't know each other. We're

437
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 1: learning the end, you know, how each other plays.

438
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:26,840
Speaker 2: Submission.

439
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,240
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of sand on the field. I

440
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,200
Speaker 1: gotta say the field is in terrible condition. It's like

441
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 1: we're playing on the beach. There are just sand pits

442
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 1: all over. Is that from people running on it or

443
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 1: it's just bad grass. Well, I think it's from people

444
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,080
Speaker 1: running on it, And so they just fill it in

445
00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:42,960
Speaker 1: with sand and they hope that there's gonna grass is

446
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,480
Speaker 1: gonna grow. But I don't know that grass grows through

447
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 1: sand whatever, but they're sand everywhere. Cool two anchors.

448
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 2: You guys play on that.

449
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,640
Speaker 1: So we go to the second half. In about eight

450
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,120
Speaker 1: minutes into the second.

451
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,400
Speaker 2: Half, I'm feeling a goal.

452
00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:01,960
Speaker 1: I kick it up Matt over to James. James back

453
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:06,520
Speaker 1: to Matt. Matt fakes the right footed shot. Dude bites hard,

454
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 1: dives in, tries to block it, calls a heazy, and

455
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 1: Matt taps it over to his left foot.

456
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:25,280
Speaker 3: Rip, god, hezy, gone, hell of a heazy?

457
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:31,160
Speaker 1: Whoa up one nothing? Oh my goodness, it's looking good

458
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 1: for the new team.

459
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 2: Dude, you guys are better in an expansion time.

460
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,679
Speaker 1: Telling you what we're like the Las Vegas Golden Knights.

461
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna go to the finals in our first year.

462
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 2: Here we go Florida Marlins.

463
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 1: I don't know if they went in their first year,

464
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 1: but they went pretty soon within five, yeah, within five.

465
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: So then later on this dude on their team, bald

466
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: guy got a mustache.

467
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 2: What is it castro?

468
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 1: No, he didn't like he looked more like I'm trying

469
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,200
Speaker 1: to think a child predator like Bowl from night Court

470
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: kind of if you guys that watched Night Court, that

471
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: may be really old. No one knows what that reference is.

472
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 2: It looked like a guy on the ID channel that

473
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 2: just grabbed a woman and took her in an alley.

474
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 1: Yes, So he has the ball outside the eighteen in

475
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 1: the left corner, up against the sideline, and I'm guarding him.

476
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: I'm guarding him, and I'm like, damn it, my legs

477
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: are open, my legs are open, and I'm like, close

478
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: your legs. He's gonna and it's called a nutmeg when

479
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 1: they kick it through your legs and they run around.

480
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's gonna try to make you. He's gonna

481
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 1: try to make you. And it's embarrassing though too. It's

482
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 1: pretty embarrassing. It's pretty embarrassing. And I just couldn't get

483
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: my legs closed. Even though I was telling myself and

484
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 1: I knew he was gonna go for the meg, I

485
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: couldn't get him closed. And he did exactly that. He

486
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 1: went for the nutmeg right between my legs. He ran

487
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 1: around me, got it, shot it and missed. Oh.

488
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, nutmeg cold.

489
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 1: There's no coming there's no coming back from that. So hey,

490
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: So I'm good. I'm good. Right, I'm like, all right,

491
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: no big deal, no big deal. Then about five minutes later,

492
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: i'm guarding him on a corner kit. You know, I'm

493
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: marking him.

494
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 2: They got to put another guy on him, and no

495
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 2: why because he's working you.

496
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: He worked me one time, going forward again. And so

497
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: he we're standing there and he goes, you mad nut

498
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,239
Speaker 1: made you these kids talk? Now talk. He's like, you

499
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 1: mad on nut? Made you a minute ago? No, no,

500
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: not at all, forgot about it. And I was like,

501
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 1: oh man, I ain't mad. I was like, I mean

502
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 1: I was pissed. Then I said, but I mean you

503
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: kicked it out of bound, so I don't give a crap.

504
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: Like I'm too old to get mad about that? Are

505
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 1: you mad? Him on the radio, bitch, And I'm like,

506
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: and I said, are you mad as one nothing?

507
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 2: Reverse talk?

508
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:54,600
Speaker 1: Well, I said, you mad as one nothing?

509
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 2: Scoreboard? Scoreboard scar.

510
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 1: He didn't say nothing, he didn't say nothing. All right, cool, cool,

511
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 1: they take the corner or whatever. A few minutes later,

512
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: down by there at top of the eighteen, Uh, there's

513
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: a play. The goalie comes out and he tries to

514
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: play the ball outside the box. Typical and I stuffed

515
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: the shit out of him, put him on his ass,

516
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 1: wide open goal. I tap it to my right foot,

517
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 1: and as I kick it, I'm thinking I'm about to

518
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: run back by this guy. Go hey, you mad about

519
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: that goal? Miss it to the right.

520
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 2: You missed the open goal.

521
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: I missed the open damn goal.

522
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 2: The kids see that.

523
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: No, they did not come to the game. I wanted

524
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: him to come to the game, but the wife was like, man,

525
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: it's just hot out. I don't know, it's I don't

526
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 1: want to come to all right.

527
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 2: Kids will never forget when their dad misses a home

528
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 2: run and strikes out, or when he comes home.

529
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 1: Drunk man, or he misses the open goal. And here's

530
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: what's crazy. And I realized it after I did it,

531
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 1: since the goalie's on his ass right, like I mean,

532
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 1: I stuffed him. He tried. You know, we've both boom

533
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: hit the ball on his ass. I could have just

534
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,120
Speaker 1: will run into the goal.

535
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 2: Right, But also you did you said they're saying, they're

536
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: saying you don't want to take a chance of bumps

537
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 2: and you're just there, so you might as well just

538
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 2: shoot it.

539
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: It's wide open, you just I got just tap it

540
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 1: in the goal. Man, and I hit it and it

541
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 1: was going for that right part. Instead, I just didn't

542
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 1: put any bend on it and just went right outside

543
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 1: the right post.

544
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: Sorry, guys tried to bend it. They're like, what wide

545
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 2: open net?

546
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 1: Jackass? And I was like, I tried to put it

547
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: upper ninety guys, that will Why dude, just put it

548
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: in the goal, like you don't have to do anything.

549
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 1: I tried to bicycle in man like bend it like

550
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: back them. Yeah. And so in my head as I'm shooting,

551
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,159
Speaker 1: I'm about to run back by this guy and go, hey,

552
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: you mad about that goal?

553
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 2: But he got now as he could get you because

554
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:38,959
Speaker 2: he missed it.

555
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 1: And so I kick it and I'm like I'm spot,

556
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: oh not just jog back the defense like damn it.

557
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 1: I can't say anything all right that would have that's

558
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: won nothing right it still want nothing.

559
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 2: Where there's some gaps, like I was.

560
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: Like, oh god, I did yell, I'm an idiot.

561
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 2: Does that happen a little bit, yes, because it's hard

562
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 2: for me to imagine you're missing a wide open goal

563
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: after you guys called yes.

564
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: But I'm I mean, I'm you know, twelve yard I

565
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 1: mean it's an eighteen yard box, but it's not really

566
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: in this it's not as big as a real field,

567
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: so it's not eighteen yards. I don't know how big

568
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: it is, but I'm outside the box, so it's you know,

569
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: at least ten twelve yards, so and I'm on the

570
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: left side and the goals in the middle, so you

571
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: got an angle. You gotta put a little angle. And

572
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: I just I just missed it. Okay, I choked and

573
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm hanging my hand. I get back on d whatever.

574
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: We're going back and forth. There's about three or four

575
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: minutes left. They get a corner kick, and I don't

576
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: know what the our goalie was doing, but he's like

577
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: out in the middle of the box. That's what the

578
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 1: other guy was doing. But on the corner kick. Oh,

579
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 1: and so the kid just bent it like Beckham right

580
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: in the goal. Oh he made it from the corner.

581
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: Wait can you do that? Or does somebody have to

582
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: touch it?

583
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: Now? On a corner kick is a direct kick in.

584
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 2: I never knew that. I thought there always had to

585
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 2: be ahead or something on it.

586
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: You can you can kick it straight into the goal

587
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: from a corner.

588
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 2: Glad I know that for the FIFA knfightful Women's Cup.

589
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: I will never forget Eric Rendhart. When we were kids.

590
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: He did it twice in a row, two corner kicks

591
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,479
Speaker 1: in a row. He banana them suckers in And this

592
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: one I don't even think it would have gone in,

593
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: but it hit a freaking sand pile and bounced left

594
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: and went in. It hit the ground first, he rolled

595
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: it. It was a ground ball.

596
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 2: Just imagine a totally different kick. You guys missed a

597
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 2: fielded ground ball.

598
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: No, no, But our goalie, like you know, so he's

599
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: on the corner.

600
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 2: And it's a smaller field. It kind of happens quicker.

601
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 1: It goes a lot quicker, so it's not very close.

602
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: But our goalie was out here in the middle of

603
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 1: the box and the guy just hit it like that

604
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: and then it hit a sand freaking bile and kicked

605
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: left into the goal. And it's like, oh my god,

606
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: are we blaming him? Like did you say to people

607
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: say stuff vocally? No, I was just and the goalie

608
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,520
Speaker 1: he is mad at him, saying, I'm such an idiot.

609
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: But our goalie has never played soccer. He's a kickball guy, smart,

610
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: good guy to go after Well, no, I didn't go

611
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: after me. Free hey, they put him on my team. Man.

612
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 2: That's the thing with the Knights, they just got team

613
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 2: played with some random teams.

614
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: But and in our goalie. I mean he he's a

615
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: big dude. He maybe three point fifty. What does he do?

616
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 1: He works at the post office, I think is what

617
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: he said. Interesting, but he's never played soccer, but he

618
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: plays kickball and rugby post office by day, suck it

619
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: or by night. But let me tell you, the dude's agile.

620
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: He's covering an eighteen. He can dive and jump and

621
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: you know, like he's good.

622
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: He goes into the ups store the next day all

623
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 2: bruised up.

624
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,919
Speaker 1: Yes, I probably because he probably scraped his legs up

625
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 1: in that sand, guarantee that. But yeah, he was so

626
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: mad at himself, like sorry, guys, sorry, that was so

627
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: stupid to me, so stupid. I'm such an it. And

628
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, it's okay. It hit the sand, Like.

629
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: Like, just don't let a box go out without postage.

630
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 2: You're fine, man, yeah, b yeah, yeah, I don't care

631
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: about the goal. But can you check and tell me

632
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: where my swimsuit is because I.

633
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: Ordered it like a week ago, Like, hey man, I'm

634
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 1: expecting some new markers. Can you check and see if

635
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: they're at your facility? And yeah, but no, he was fine.

636
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: We tied one to one into the game. That was it.

637
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 2: That's how it ends.

638
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: That's how it ends.

639
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 2: Man. Interesting, Yeah, I guess that's all of them now,

640
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 2: end like that unless it's a championship.

641
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: Right, unless it's playoffs. But hey, great debut for the

642
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: new team one to one.

643
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 2: Can we keep a schedule with your wins?

644
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: In laws? I will, I will, I will check it out.

645
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: We are oh and one right now? Oh and one?

646
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: Or is it oh one and one? Oh one? Right?

647
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: I think that's how you keep it. But I don't

648
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: just do it like football. Yeah, so yes, we tied.

649
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: I could have had the game winner if I was

650
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: an idiot and missed the wide open goal, So you

651
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: could blame it to me. The goalie shouldn't blame himself,

652
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: should take his anger ound on me because I missed

653
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: the open goal. And I get home and the kids

654
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: are like, Dada, dada, dadad you win? No? Oh did

655
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: you lose? Not? We tied? Oh? How many points?

656
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: That?

657
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: How many points? One point for us, one point for them?

658
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: Dada dada, did you score? And that's when I had

659
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: to tell him, Well, boys, I had a chance to score.

660
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: The net was wide open. I'd put the goalie on

661
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: his ass. Dad fumbled the bag. Then Dad missed, and

662
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: that's why we're not here celebrating a win tonight.

663
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 2: Mommy, can we have a new dadda?

664
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm I'm embarrassed you missed the goal? Yes, son, I did.

665
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 2: The guy across the street would have made it, right, Mom.

666
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like he made it in mom's goal. That's how

667
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 1: we have a third kid. Well, excuse me, Oh no, nothing, Dad,

668
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Then, my middle kid,

669
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: dad At, dad At? Did you bunk it with your head?

670
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: Did you bunk the ball with your head? Yeah? You

671
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 1: bumped it into the goal with your head? No, Son,

672
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: I didn't score. Oh who won? Dad At? We tied? Well,

673
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: then who won? Dad app? Son? We tied? Did you

674
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: bunk in the head your head with the goal in

675
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: the goal. No? Okay. Ten seconds later, Middle again, Dada, Dada?

676
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: Who won? Son? We tied? Dada? Dada? Did you bunk

677
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: the ball with your head and put it in the goal? No? Okay, Mama,

678
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: Dad bumped it with his head, but he didn't go

679
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: in the goal they tied. Kids.

680
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: No more questions, what are you a bunch of reporters?

681
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, any more questions. I'm just here so I don't

682
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: get fined any more questions. Yeah, what were you thinking

683
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: when you missed that goal, you dumb ass. I was

684
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: pretty embarrassed. I was ashamed of myself. I had a

685
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: good chance to make a lasting impression on my new team. Instead,

686
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: they probably don't want me on the team. I'm not

687
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: sleeping with you tonight. That guy came make an open goal.

688
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 2: How embarrassing, dude, MESSI can't get here fast enough. The

689
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 2: state of American soccer is not looking great.

690
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, after me missing the open goal.

691
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you, Messi's gonna inspire people doing good kicks,

692
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: bad kicks. You're not missing goals. It's gonna uplift the

693
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: entire nation in a month we're counting down.

694
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I may have been leaning back when

695
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: I kicked the ball, and you got to get over

696
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: the ball if you want to do it right. But

697
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. Just it was bad. But we tied

698
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: one one on another game next Wednesday, I won't be there,

699
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: but we are oh and one on the season and

700
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: we'll keep you up to date and we'll be right back. Ray.

701
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,200
Speaker 1: You ever been stood up? Uh?

702
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 2: And can't say that I have. Yeah, Brilli, you're just

703
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 2: talking about a chick.

704
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: Right, No, No, just anytime stood up.

705
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 2: I mean there's always buddies. You say you're gonna do something.

706
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think recently going to bars. Dude, I

707
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 2: would stand up chicks unintentionally. I would fall asleep because

708
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: of my schedule back in the day when I was single.

709
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 2: I'd plan the whole Friday.

710
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: Hey, meet you tonight.

711
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, I can't wait, can't wait, can't wait.

712
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 2: Seven o'clock would roll around, I'd pass out. I'd wake

713
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: up to ten boo boop, ten text messages? Where're that far?

714
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: Are you? I hate you? Oh I'm never talking to

715
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: you again.

716
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 2: Delete my number two am I love you? I'm so

717
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 2: sorry I forgot try tomorrow night.

718
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: I mean, so that's the thing, dude, Yeah, I guess

719
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: I've done that to chicks on accident. Like there was

720
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: one time I got home from the bars and I

721
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: texted Crystal Joe. She had fake knockers. I was like, hey,

722
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: what are you doing. She's like nothing. I didn't go

723
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: out to night. I'm like, why do you come over?

724
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: She was like, no, you're gonna What are you doing?

725
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: I said, I just go home in the bars. She's like,

726
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna pass out by the time I get there.

727
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, come over. Such a sweet

728
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: text message. I was like, just come over. Let's fall around.

729
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: I'll sit on the stairs so I won't fall asleep,

730
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: play video games, losers strips. She goes, okay, I'll drive

731
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: over there, and she never came. Wait did she punk you?

732
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: Or?

733
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: And I woke up on the stairs about forty five

734
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: minutes later, and I text her, what the hell? Why

735
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: didn't you come over? She goes, I did? I knocked

736
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: on the.

737
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: Doors out you fumbled the bag back in the day?

738
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: You did? She goes, the dog's barked. I had two

739
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: dogs at the time. Dude. It doesn't get any worse

740
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: than that. And I'm like, well, come back. She's like, no,

741
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back if you're gonna fight. I said,

742
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: I swear I'll be awake this sum I swear I'll

743
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: be awake. I mean, how did I fall asleep? I

744
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: mean I felt I sat on the stairs so I

745
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't fall asleep.

746
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 2: That's one of those that takes you a couple of

747
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 2: days to recover from.

748
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: Like not not, Oh, I'm gonna sit on the couch,

749
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: just get it on the couch. Yeah, you're gonna fall asleep,

750
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: But if you're sitting on the stairs, it's just one

751
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: little step, Like there's no way you can fall asleep.

752
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 2: But the power of after a night of drinking, of

753
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: passing out is so strong, Yeah, stronger than water.

754
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: Ray. She goes, but if I come back, you're gonna

755
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring you back to my house. I'm not

756
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: gonna spend the night at your house. She's a home

757
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: based girl, and well she was gonna be in my

758
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: base girl, but she's.

759
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: Gonna do an away game. But then she realized they

760
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 2: need to be home because she wants to brush your teeth,

761
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 2: get you ready, get you home, and she's got to.

762
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: Get to work, get to the gym. Yes, And so

763
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: I was like, fine, that's fine. Whatever. So I was like,

764
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm not falling asleep this time. I sat on the

765
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,800
Speaker 1: stairs and I did something smart.

766
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 2: I put a fan up my age note.

767
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 1: I unlocked the door this time and text her said.

768
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 2: So I got robbed.

769
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: And I was also sodomized, and so I said, just

770
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: come inside, and so I did laps around the house

771
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: and I didn't fall asleep, and then she took me

772
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: to her house. She did come back.

773
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 2: Oh it's okay, So there's a happening.

774
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 1: So she drove twenty minutes to my house. I was

775
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: asleep on the stairs, drove twenty minutes back to her house,

776
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: and then twenty minutes back to my house, and then

777
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: twenty minutes to her house. What a saint. It was

778
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: a great night, dude.

779
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 2: Those times only happen when you're single and you have

780
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 2: the memories. You don't ever think about them unless you're

781
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 2: just bsing on a podcast, but damn, those are some memories.

782
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: It was a good time, and I mean it was

783
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: getting I felt like I stood her up, you know.

784
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: And it happened to me this week because I've texted

785
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: our buddy Michael last week. I said, hey, been a while,

786
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: you want to play some golf? Do I know who

787
00:35:54,360 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: this is? Yeah? Mode name Ray, Yeah Michael, he does. Okay, Yeah,

788
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: there you go. Ray. I just touched my finger to

789
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: my Oh. So I texted him last week said hey,

790
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 1: Tuesday twelve forty, see you next Tuesday, you want to

791
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: play some golf at the Muni. He said, that sounds great.

792
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: Let me tell my wife. I'll be there Muni. Huh.

793
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 2: You guys couldn't up. You guys are still Muni in it.

794
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 2: Every once in a while you can hit up gaylord.

795
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: Ah, no, I'm not paying eighty dollars. That place looks

796
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: like the PGA champion It does look like the PGA Championship.

797
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: But I didn't. I didn't feel like it was spending

798
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: eighty dollars that day. Had a great time the one

799
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: time I went with the Boss. Yeah. Yeah. We were

800
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: played really fast, fastest round I've ever played, played the

801
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: course of an hour, twenty It was amazing. Every time

802
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: I got the ball in the green, he's like, oh,

803
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: that's good.

804
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 2: You weren't allowed to putt awesome. I'm good from.

805
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,840
Speaker 1: Twenty You guys ever played with someone that is just

806
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: like in a hurry to get out of there? I

807
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: mean it's the worst.

808
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: It's the worst.

809
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: Playing golf with someone that is in a hurry is

810
00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: absolutely infuriating. Going anywhere with someone that's hurry, it's infuriating.

811
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: If you're going to a museum and someone's in a hurry.

812
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good painting. Move on to the next one. Oh,

813
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: that's a good sculpture. Move on to the next one. Relax, man,

814
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: we're done it all in.

815
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,879
Speaker 2: You're done with fourteen. We're going to fifteen. I haven't

816
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 2: even drove yet.

817
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: You're good. I'll give you a hole in one. Awesome.

818
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 2: That was my first hole in one. Thanks, I'll really

819
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 2: remember it.

820
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: Cool. Hey, many did you hit the fairway up birdie? Wait? No, wait,

821
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: I haven't even hit yet. Man. Oh that's an auto

822
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: birdie from there. Oh that's good. No, I hit it

823
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: in the water. That's okay, we'll count that. We'll count

824
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: that as make it in the hole.

825
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: I'm literally in the sand. I didn't see it. On

826
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 2: to the next hole.

827
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 1: Okay, this is hilarious. Yeah, but that's not what happens.

828
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: So he tells me, Yeah, I'm man, dude. Cool. So

829
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: I show up the golf course Tuesday and I get

830
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: there about twelve twenty putting greens closed.

831
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 2: Did you go to chip?

832
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: It's closed? Still, it's closed. They need to get their

833
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: act together. I agree. I'm never going there again, but

834
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,399
Speaker 1: I may today. It may be open today, And I'm

835
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: like cool. So I'll just sit here in the cart

836
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: and wait.

837
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 2: So you already checked the cart out?

838
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, I've already paid for my you know, eighteen,

839
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 1: and there's another two son that's going to be joining us.

840
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: They say, okay, cool, but they haven't checked in yet, kinky,

841
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: all right, cool, all right? Twelve thirty five? Still nothing?

842
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: So how many minutes is that? I didn't remember the Twell,

843
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: forty is the tea time? Okay, twelve forty nothing. That's

844
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: typically when brother rolls up. Brother, I'm gonna shoot off

845
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 2: the whole one with my sandals on.

846
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: I usually do that.

847
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: What put on your cleats?

848
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, cool, all right? Twelve forty five.

849
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 2: That's when you show up right on time with a blimpeet. Sorry, guys,

850
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 2: had to get a six incher.

851
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,479
Speaker 1: Shove it right down my mouth. Thanks for the details. Yeah,

852
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: it's better than getting a pork missile.

853
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: Nothing like a golf course pork missile. Yeah, six inches

854
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 2: of straight glory ray.

855
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: All right, cool, all right, twelve fifty I guess I'm

856
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 1: i going t off now.

857
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 2: Oh you bail after five minutes you realized it was time.

858
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: To well, twelve fifty is ten? Yeah, haven't phone hadn't.

859
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean, no text, no nothing, I'm like, okay. Cool.

860
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: And then the guy at the front desk, oh, the

861
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: other two some of you're supposed to be that they

862
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: didn't check in either. It looks like you're on your own.

863
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: All right.

864
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: Cool. So I went from playing with three other people

865
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: to playing by myself.

866
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: It'll be a great day, Thank you, chlubby.

867
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: And so I went played eighteen. Ah. I patted myself

868
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: on the back after every birdy not I didn't getting birdies,

869
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 1: I spraying the ball over. Maybe I was. Maybe it's

870
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: because I was, you know, razzled from getting stood up

871
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 1: and just like forgotten about.

872
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than being in the woods by yourself

873
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 2: looking for your ball.

874
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: You're like, you dumb ass. Yeah, you're like you don't

875
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: have anybody. You don't have anybody talking over with, like

876
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 1: damn man, or you hit one to the right or

877
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: left and you don't have anybody to go. Hey, did

878
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: you see where that went? No?

879
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 2: You ask it, you see it?

880
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: Just me? Oh hey did no? Okay? Is that my ball? Oh?

881
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: You don't know? Okay? Cool? Cool? So I played the

882
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: eighteen by myself and here we are on Friday morning,

883
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: and still no text for Michael. Dang, So did that's

884
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: a busy bee? Did Michael just forget? Yeah?

885
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 2: People don't keep calendars a lot of the time, especially

886
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 2: there where I don't know if they're retired or dude,

887
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 2: I don't keep a calendar if I don't remember it.

888
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: Sorry, I forgot. I agree, but I.

889
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 2: Thought it should be a meaningful enough thing that they'd

890
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 2: remember it. Yeah.

891
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: I felt like eighteen around of golf is something that

892
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: you would kind of like put on your schedule or

893
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: in your hand, like, oh, that's something fun because you're

894
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: looking forward to it. But I'll tell you what. I

895
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: did play the round of golf in about two and

896
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 1: a half hours because I was by myself, so I

897
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: played through a lot. I was catching groups and they

898
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: were all very friendly. There was no confrontations. Hey, you

899
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 1: want to play through, thanks, man, and you're a single.

900
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: Makes sense. I'm a single, Hey man, go ahead and

901
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: play through? Cool? Oh man, we don't want to hold

902
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: you up. Would you like to hit on? Thanks? But

903
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: I didn't like two and a half hours.

904
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 2: Did you say you still haven't heard from the person?

905
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Still haven't heard from Michael?

906
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 2: Damn, dude, I don't keep a calendar our the Big Show,

907
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 2: our litters, our calendar with crap. I'm like, I'm not

908
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: keeping on my own. Whatever they put into my Google

909
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 2: calendar cool. I don't even put a vacation on it.

910
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 2: I know I'm going on vacation. I know I'm getting

911
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: having a birthday. I know I'm getting a house. I

912
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: know that crap.

913
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: I don't care.

914
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: I'm not doing a calendar that's filled with thirty things.

915
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 2: That's not how I'm living my life. Less stress, more life.

916
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't keep a calendar. It's all in

917
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 1: my noggin. It's all in my noggin. I don't care

918
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: about who's coming to the studio. I don't care about

919
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: that because guess what, they're gonna be there when I

920
00:41:59,160 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: show up.

921
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 2: I love though, when a guy comes in, I go, huh, nice,

922
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 2: I didn't know they're here today exactly.

923
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's cool though. I don't need to know

924
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 1: that because it doesn't It doesn't affect me my day

925
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: either way. I have to work, so if they come,

926
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: they come. If they don't, they don't. But like when

927
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: I text you and say, hey, you want to play

928
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: eighteen on Tuesday at twelve forty and you say, yeah,

929
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let my wife know, and then you

930
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 1: don't show up. Kind of hurts, man, kind of hurts.

931
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: Gotta be honest with you.

932
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna talk on this podcast. Hopefully it gets

933
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 2: back to him.

934
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not about that, Michael. It's just

935
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: about getting stood up. That's how those women felt. Yeah,

936
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: that's how that woman felt. When I fell asleep on

937
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: my stairs, she felt like, damn, he stood me up,

938
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: when really I was right there. I mean I was.

939
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 1: I mean my stairs at my house to the door

940
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: when this happened was probably two feet and I was

941
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: on the third stair, so it was about three feet

942
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: because you had to walk down two steps, take a

943
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: left two steps to the door.

944
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 2: And she said that this is turned into an investigation.

945
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 2: She said, the dogs were barking. Yes, I can verify that.

946
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 2: I was your roommate for a year. Those dogs barked

947
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 2: loud as hell. There's no way you heard a knock

948
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: over that.

949
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: No, no, but I would have heard it. They barked

950
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: because she knocked. I don't, so I would have heard.

951
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: If I didn't hear the knock, I should have heard

952
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: the dogs bark through, is what she was saying. Yeah,

953
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: but no, I was asleep.

954
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: Careful with the standing up, guys, it can end friendships

955
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 2: and relationships. The time on West Sixth that I fell asleep,

956
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: I really wanted to date this girl from Costa Rica.

957
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: She lived here. She's now before Bay, Yes, before you're

958
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 1: mar She's now.

959
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 2: Into security type cameras and stuff in Houston, and it

960
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 2: was a family company. But at the time, dude, she

961
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 2: was very interested in me. After I stood her up

962
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 2: falling asleep, we were planning to meet at the ranch. Dude,

963
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: she swore my name, she cursed my name.

964
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: From that day.

965
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 2: We've never talked ever again. Woke up to twenty text messages.

966
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 2: This is it. I think I maybe stutter her up

967
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: twice by falling asleep. Dude, it's the worst. You got

968
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 2: a morning job, a morning internship, and then they want

969
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: to go out at ten pm. I'm full asleep.

970
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's for the better. I never talked

971
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: to her ever again. I talked to her again a

972
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: few more times, oh here, yeah, but then we've kind

973
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: of went our separate ways. She went off to be

974
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: a teacher, I think elementary school. Thinking about how nice.

975
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: I've been with her fake knockers. As an elementary school teacher.

976
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 2: Many of kids have learned the alphabet.

977
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: They have learned that, they have learned the mountain ranges.

978
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.

979
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 2: You guys want to learn Spanish today?

980
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, does anybody want to help me? I

981
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 1: want to help you.

982
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 2: Me me, me, me, me, me me Today I'm gonna

983
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 2: teach you kids about sex at all. These kids are

984
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 2: passing out and grab mom, I'm going to school all week.

985
00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 2: Health has never been better.

986
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 1: Hey, mom, I give my teacher a hug every day.

987
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,479
Speaker 2: What a hell of a teacher. You gotta shout him out.

988
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: Man.

989
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 2: They do the Lord's work.

990
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: They do. They're amazing people. Oh boy. And when we

991
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: come back, especially above the belt ring some of them, yeah,

992
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: some below.

993
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: How's it going? I know there's not a parent teacher conference.

994
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 2: Just want to check in on my kids and and

995
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 2: hell you're hot and they're tits. Yes, we only have

996
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 2: conferences once a year, s sir. This is the fourth

997
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 2: conference you've had this month. Oh yeah, I'm just very

998
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 2: I'm very involved parent. I am I am very your

999
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 2: kids in kindergarten.

1000
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to make sure he's turning that

1001
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: butter right, and he knows how to take a nap.

1002
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: It is an absolute hooter. My honor to be here

1003
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 2: and see you, Missus Samson.

1004
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: So missus Sampson. You know when it's a hooter, I

1005
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: mean hottered? Hell outside, do you guys still go to

1006
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,879
Speaker 1: the playground? Well?

1007
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: Have they been doing their breast? I'm past.

1008
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh. I just wanted to sure. I wanted to make

1009
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: sure you got you got your jugs, I mean the

1010
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 1: mugs we sent, the mugs sent.

1011
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 2: And uh, we're gonna go to McDonald's. You know they

1012
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 2: always have the They always got the hamburgers and tots.

1013
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: I'm tits all of that. I don't think McDonald serves

1014
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 2: tots well, taters and my mad.

1015
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: I was thinking of the day. Oh boy, all right,

1016
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: let's take a break. Ray, do you understand how lucky

1017
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: we are as sports fans? In our lifetime? We've seen

1018
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: the greatest golfer, uh Tiger, the greatest basketball player j R.

1019
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: Jordan j R. Smith?

1020
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 2: Ray, What the hell?

1021
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: Yes? R. Smith j R. Smith was my He's close second.

1022
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: We've seen the greatest hockey player, Wayne Gretzky. I mean sure,

1023
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't watch him act. But but he

1024
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: was our lifetime. We saw Messi Ray about to be

1025
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: in person, season ricket holder, shareholder, and now we are

1026
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: seeing the greatest baseball player in the history of baseball, Otani.

1027
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: He is the best baseball player in the history of baseball.

1028
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: And I said Judge was gonna win the home run

1029
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 2: whatever it's called season record. Uh, take that back. I

1030
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,879
Speaker 2: think he broke his toe turn into a foot break.

1031
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 2: I think he's out for life. Otani's the leader right now,

1032
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 2: and he's gonna run away with it. He's plus one sixty.

1033
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: It's not even worth betting now.

1034
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: Wait wait, he's plus one sixty to win the home run. Yeah,

1035
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 1: that's still worth betting.

1036
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 2: You still make money, right, right, But I mean when

1037
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 2: we were talking at the time, it was four to one,

1038
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 2: five to one, your money. He's gonna win it. There's

1039
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 2: nobody even close to him. Maybe Polar Bear, Pete Alonzo.

1040
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: But the Mets are so bad, they're getting sodomized on

1041
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: the nightly.

1042
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: But I think it's for the AL and the NL right.

1043
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 2: No, it's for whole thing. No, yeah, they put them

1044
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,919
Speaker 2: all together. No way on the betting sites. I don't

1045
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 2: know how technically America use it, but on the betting

1046
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 2: sites it's all in one.

1047
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: Oh but yeah, home run derby, if you want to.

1048
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 2: Bet that Julio Rodriguez, he's at his home stadium. He

1049
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 2: was a hell of a hitter last year. I don't

1050
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 2: even know the odds on that one yet. But the

1051
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 2: home run derby's right after vakh next week.

1052
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: You know, I am just saying, if we are not,

1053
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: if you're not taking the time out to watch him play,

1054
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: you're doing yourself a disservice. He pitches and hit hit.

1055
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 1: The other night he hit. He struck out ten and

1056
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: hit two home runs in the same damn game. I

1057
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: know that is so awesome.

1058
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: The kids love him. Boomer has the jersey. Never mind

1059
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 2: he got a jokick.

1060
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: I'm a little disappointed my cousin Andrew because he used

1061
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: to work for the Angels. He quit too soon.

1062
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: He could have bout fish.

1063
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: He could have been a part of the Shay Show.

1064
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: Hey Otani extravaganza.

1065
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: Dude, Otani, He's to go to a better team. The

1066
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: Angels suck. Otani is a Yankee.

1067
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: Why would you go? Why would he want to be

1068
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 1: on the Yankees? The Yankees suck? The Yankees have a

1069
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: worse record than the freaking well, maybe they don't.

1070
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: The Yankees don't have a hitter that's hitting their weight.

1071
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: They're so bad, but they are forty The Yankees are

1072
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: forty five and thirty six and the Angels are forty

1073
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: four and thirty nine, so they're about the same.

1074
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: Actually, they're not that bad record wise, but they are

1075
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 2: so bad hitter wise.

1076
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: They just suck.

1077
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 2: They got Rizzo, who else?

1078
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: Dj Lamimi? I mean le Mayhew sucks, terrible, Volope then Shorts,

1079
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: He's terrible. Uh, Donaldson terrible. I mean, they're not very good,

1080
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: but they win games.

1081
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 2: The Saltan of swat Ray there was a video circulating

1082
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 2: of pay Ruth taking battie practice and they said, how

1083
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 2: many homers would he have.

1084
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: In today's world? He looks like he sucked.

1085
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 2: Really was hitting lefty, dude. The swing was so bad

1086
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 2: and it was batting practice. And then they and they

1087
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 2: that was the comment. They go in today's pitching with

1088
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: one hundred mile hour past, I mean he was getting

1089
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: fifty mile an hour taters across the plate.

1090
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: A little bit different back then. I know. That's what

1091
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You can't compare, you can't compare because he

1092
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: would have adjusted his swing. Maybe he would have been different.

1093
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: Maybe he would he would.

1094
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: Have There's no hitters as big as him now. I

1095
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 2: mean maybe Panda Bear, but he's out the league.

1096
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: He's out of the link. But maybe he takes care

1097
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: of his body more, you know what I mean. But

1098
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: what Otani is doing, I mean, I don't understand how

1099
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: you can pitch and hit at the same time and

1100
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: be amazing at both.

1101
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 2: And they said that kid for Florida's trying to do it,

1102
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 2: Tuliago from the College World Series. Really yeah, they say

1103
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: he's awesome. He throws a hundred lefty and he's also

1104
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: a great hitter.

1105
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 1: I wonder why they didn't do that more because Carrie

1106
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: under not carry Carrie would was an amazing hitter too, right,

1107
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: and then that's he hit the home run in the playoff.

1108
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: But they would make they would make the pitchers not

1109
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:06,439
Speaker 1: be good. They don't even drap practice batting practice. Growing up,

1110
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: they were amazing hitters, So why all of a sudden

1111
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: take the bat out of their hands.

1112
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: That's just the thing that everybody say. It's called the

1113
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 2: opiate of the masses. People just do it because everybody's

1114
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 2: always done it, so let's take a step back. Is

1115
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 2: playing multiple sports good for you? Yes, that's what I'm saying,

1116
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 2: But by taking away from the hitter, from the just

1117
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 2: having them pitch or just having them hit, it seems

1118
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 2: like it makes them a better athlete doing both of them,

1119
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 2: but just randomly, randomly, when you stop playing college high

1120
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: school baseball, you either pitch or you hit. You don't

1121
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 2: do both. It's so weird because usually your best hitter

1122
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 2: is your pitcher. Growing up, right, it's the shortstop and

1123
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 2: the pitcher. Those are the two best players usually on

1124
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 2: the team. And if you're not pitching, you're playing shortstop.

1125
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 2: And when you're you're playing shortstop, the other guy that

1126
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 2: was playing shortstop is pitching.

1127
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's usually how it works, and they're usually the best.

1128
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: They can hit ray.

1129
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 2: They always go two man rotations. There's another guy that

1130
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 2: rotation probably and a little league.

1131
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:05,759
Speaker 1: Very rarely who Yeah, you're right, because they walk a lot.

1132
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: But again there's but the drop off is significant when

1133
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: you're in a regular you know what I mean. Like

1134
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: and that's what I don't know, but show, Hey, Otani

1135
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: is so fun to freaking watch. I need him on

1136
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: a Central time Zone team though, then't bet him, no, no,

1137
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: bet him? What win the home run? I don't care

1138
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 1: about the home I mean, like Caraway, Taylor Carraway posted

1139
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 1: on the Facebook page. He was like, oh my god,

1140
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: if you want to make some money, now, bet on

1141
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: someone else besides Otani to win the freaking MVP. Uh.

1142
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: And the problem is he's minus twelve hundred.

1143
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, pass on that one because he's gonna win it.

1144
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: He's gonna win as long as he stays healthy, he

1145
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: doesn't get hurt. He wins it. Filibuster for me, he is.

1146
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: He wins it. He should win it every year. He's

1147
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: not hurt because he's amazing. It's sort of like Lebron

1148
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: or Michael Jordan in his prime. Giving it to Charles

1149
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: Barkley and Karl Malone was nice just because you felt

1150
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: bad like he should have won it again this year.

1151
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 1: But we have this thing about we don't want to

1152
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 1: give it to the same person over and over and

1153
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: over because we get bored with it.

1154
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 2: Thank you for philibus tering here while I was controlling

1155
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 2: the Big Show. Virtually You're welcome, But yeah, I mean,

1156
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 2: that's it.

1157
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 1: That's all I had about show. Hey, and then now

1158
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, are we going to talk about it?

1159
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 2: But what the.

1160
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 4: Betting scandal in the NFL? How How is this not

1161
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 4: I mean a segment. This is unbelievable. These NFL guys

1162
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 4: keep betting.

1163
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 2: On sports, namely their own sport, namely their own team,

1164
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 2: namely a game they played in. Dude, Isaiah Rodgers is

1165
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 2: gonna lose his entire career. He's a wide receiver.

1166
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: Was I thought he was a defensive backend return man. Oops?

1167
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 1: I thought he's a wide receiver. You don't know, but

1168
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 1: that's not the point. His career is over.

1169
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 2: He risked his entire career for a thousand dollars bet

1170
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 2: that he placed, they think, allegedly on an under on

1171
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: Nieman Hines because he knew that they were gonna play

1172
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 2: some of the reserves. So it was one of those

1173
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 2: days you can look it up in the schedule where

1174
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 2: everybody said, if you were a fantasy owner, Neemon Hinins.

1175
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: He's gonna be huge this week. He's gonna be huge. Dude.

1176
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 2: He got one carry for three yards, and they believe,

1177
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 2: allegedly Isaiah Rodgers bet the under on that game and

1178
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,520
Speaker 2: won one thousand dollars but he was friends with those guys,

1179
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 2: and the running backs must have said, hey, we're this rookie.

1180
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 2: He's gonna get a bunch of takes. Isaiah Neeman Hines

1181
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: is gonna get pretty much just get the bench this time,

1182
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 2: so you should bet the under on his prop. So

1183
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 2: he bet a prop for him to get under yards

1184
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 2: and won it easily, but lost his career just as easily.

1185
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen to us.

1186
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all alleged. I was reading some cobwebs online,

1187
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 2: just trying to sift through it find the spider, you know,

1188
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 2: ray hell of an analogy made no fucking sense.

1189
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 1: No, No, he used a acquaintance to place some bets

1190
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,720
Speaker 1: on his own team during the twenty twenty two season.

1191
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: I cannot understand betting on your own Like, I get it.

1192
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 1: They set him. Majority of his bets are twenty five

1193
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: to thirty dollars.

1194
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope they were banger parlays. What are you

1195
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 2: trying to do when twenty bucks and get a free

1196
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 2: Cajun chains or however.

1197
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: Raging Cajun's, you know, trying to get a little meal

1198
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 1: the buffet?

1199
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 2: What do you gonna get with twenty bucks? Beezer. I'm

1200
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 2: not placing a straight bet for twenty dollars. I'll just

1201
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,839
Speaker 2: work four hours and make twenty dollars. Thanks all.

1202
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: Hang up and listen. And he's already been released by

1203
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 1: the Colts.

1204
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 2: Now for one thousand dollars.

1205
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: He lost his bag, dude, he lost it. Well, he's

1206
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: gonna be a fourth year cornerback and kick returner. And

1207
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: now he's done Jason for a year.

1208
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 2: Well that never come back after a year?

1209
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 1: Is anybody gonna remember this guy? Is he really gonna

1210
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,919
Speaker 1: get on an NFL roster in a year?

1211
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 2: He needs to meet with Calvin Hey, who's the guy

1212
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,319
Speaker 2: in at Land, Vin Ridley, and they can talk, maybe commiserate,

1213
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 2: figure something out, hopefully comes back. But man, he's chasing

1214
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 2: though right now.

1215
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:13,439
Speaker 1: Now if he's out of the NFL, he's suspended, right, Yeah,

1216
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: he can go. There's a XFL AFL no NFL question, fel.

1217
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: Can he bet on them now? Yeah? Or does he

1218
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 1: have to refrain from betting on the NFL for a

1219
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 1: year before he can get reinstated. I don't know.

1220
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 2: And I'm wondering when these guys are in Vegas, can

1221
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 2: they bet on sports? Or's it just these apps that

1222
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 2: they're they.

1223
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: Are not right. They can bet on other sports pickleball,

1224
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: table tennis, bet on it, horses, ponies, dogs, netball, greyhound,

1225
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 1: splash ball, netball. Have you ever seen that? That's basketball

1226
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: with no backboard? Excuse me, I don't understand it, but

1227
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 1: it's the.

1228
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 2: One Sam huntson a splash ball or something, spike ball.

1229
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 2: You can bet on some bike ball.

1230
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: Yes, so you can bet as long as it's not

1231
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: in your sport and you're not at a team facility. Wow,

1232
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,919
Speaker 1: but NFL is pretty great to bet on, right, See,

1233
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: but I understand you bet on basketball, but not when

1234
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: you're sitting at the team facility. And I think the

1235
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: rule is stupid.

1236
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,959
Speaker 2: You should be able to bet quarter bets no time.

1237
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: You should be able to bet at the team facility

1238
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: on other sports.

1239
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 2: You should just be okay to bet. It's a sports

1240
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 2: book inside Colts headquarters.

1241
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: Well like if you're well on your phone, most of

1242
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: them are doing it on the apps. Right, So if

1243
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: they're they're sitting in the Colts locker room and they

1244
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: want to bet on the Pacers that night, okay, I

1245
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: want to put fifty dollars on the Pacers. What I

1246
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 1: don't have any wrong, anything wrong with that? Out of zero,

1247
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: they're rich. Every You just saw Isaiah Rodgers betting twenty

1248
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: five to thirty dollars a bet.

1249
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 2: Those guys, the amount they make, I get it's relative.

1250
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: They should make five thousand dollars bets.

1251
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's how you go Bankrupt's how you lose

1252
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: your mortgage. Ray, Yes, But what I'm saying is it's

1253
00:57:55,360 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: crazy that every commercial on an NFL game is DraftKings, fandom, this, that.

1254
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: But you're sitting at your locker after the game and

1255
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: you can't bet twenty five dollars on the Pacers. You

1256
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: gotta wait till you get out in the street. Yes,

1257
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: and it's a stupid rule, but it's a rule. So

1258
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: if it's a rule, you gotta be smarter than that.

1259
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: Did you see this investigation?

1260
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 2: I hope you were segueing and I didn't cut you off,

1261
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 2: But there's an investigation. I'm just gonna say the competitor,

1262
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna mouth to you which one it is. Yeah, Okay,

1263
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:28,440
Speaker 2: So this guy put out a tweet the night of

1264
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 2: the NBA.

1265
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: Draft, Yeah, shams whatever, and.

1266
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 2: He goes, shoot scoop, what's that?

1267
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: Scoop?

1268
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 5: Henderson, Scoopy is gonna go too, and so there's a

1269
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 5: lot of traction to him going to He's gonna go too,

1270
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 5: because it was it was plus four hundred for him

1271
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,919
Speaker 5: to go second, right, And then he puts that out

1272
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 5: and it dropped.

1273
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: It goes to minus seven hundred.

1274
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 2: Yes, and so because of that, he really affected the bet.

1275
00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 2: But I don't get then how that would make any

1276
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 2: more people bet on it.

1277
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: Well, then people start betting on Brandon Miller, Brandon Miller

1278
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: or they start betting on Scoop and it makes that

1279
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 1: company a lot of money because a lot of people

1280
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: start betting on him.

1281
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, but they're not making Oh, those people are

1282
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,480
Speaker 2: all gonna Oh so all those people did that dumbass

1283
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 2: minus seven hundred.

1284
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: No, no, they it was plus four hundred. So they

1285
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: all whoa hammer it, hammer and hammer it and then

1286
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: all this money starts coming in. So then it goes

1287
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 1: minus seven hundred.

1288
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 2: Oh, I get it now, So he got them all

1289
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 2: to bet. Well, come to find out, the guy that

1290
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 2: tweeted that works for that company that flipped the lines.

1291
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's not fishy, I don't know what is.

1292
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 2: He goes inside info guys I'm passing this along the

1293
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 2: line flips. It goes totally different on TV. All those

1294
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 2: people lose their ass and he's like, sorry, just a prediction,

1295
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 2: my bad.

1296
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: Listen to the sore losers though they have great predictions.

1297
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: They have great predictions. We'll tell you who to bet

1298
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: in the future. Will who you bet you should have

1299
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: bet last night? Got Lee? What a bet you should

1300
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: have bet the Yankees or the Yeah Yankees or Astros

1301
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: over the Cardinals last night? That was an easy bet, easy.

1302
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 2: Bet baseball bets. That's why you gotta go futures. Those

1303
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 2: scenes are at night. Don't night. Let me tell you,

1304
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: I've been watching The Guardians.

1305
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: Don't bet baseball now.

1306
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 2: Now, I just root for Guardians to win a series.

1307
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 2: But I mean, we're about to sweep the Royals and

1308
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 2: then we just randomly losing extras.

1309
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: Oh, trust me. I had Shane Bieber on the mound two,

1310
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 1: oh Lee, and the freaking bullpen blew it because I

1311
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 1: had Biaber in my fantasy league, needed that win, needed

1312
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: that w.

1313
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 2: Well, I have Bieber in my win the Central and

1314
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,959
Speaker 2: they blew it. But you just gotta win the division, guys.

1315
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:28,439
Speaker 1: I'm not mad.

1316
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 2: We just got to take care of the cubbies, then

1317
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 2: the royals.

1318
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 3: Uh.

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01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: I think we got the braves somewhere too. You don't

1320
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: want to play the braves, they're good, all right.

1321
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 2: Well you can't when I'm on vac. They get played

1322
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 2: the braves, and I'm gonna be puckered every day on bed.

1323
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, everybody, have a great weekend. We are listen.

1324
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna have podcasts up Wednesday and Friday next week.

1325
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: So don't just give up on us. Uh so, yes,

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01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed the pod. Happy weekend, Happy Friday season.

1327
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 2: Uh you update from just yes he's enjoyed the podcast.

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01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 2: I believe he's been a little bit behind. He did

1329
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 2: say they just did a pop up little parking lot.

1330
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 2: What do you call it a tavern? What's something with

1331
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 2: an open air? I deleted the text thread, but it, uh,

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01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 2: what's a it's a bar, It's a it's something like

1333
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 2: an open air, it's like a brewery.

1334
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.

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01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 2: What do we have here? There's the the dry house,

1336
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:26,439
Speaker 2: there's the patio, uh uh, drinking area. There's an outdoor bar.

1337
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, there's a festival.

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01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 2: No Broadway, no no, no, no, no no, no.

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01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: Anyways, I can't. I feel like we're on the twenty

1340
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: dollars pyramid and you have no you're not very good

1341
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: at describing it. Got them patio.

1342
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 2: It's just an outdoor area bar. And they have a

1343
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 2: name balcony. No, it's called uh, it's called an ice

1344
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 2: house something, any ice house. They just installed one. But

1345
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 2: in Boston they look a lot different than Nashville. This

1346
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 2: one's next to the train tracks. It's in an empty

1347
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 2: asphalt parking lot. They put up a couple signs that

1348
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 2: say welcome, and then a couple of flags and a

1349
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 2: couple of lights, and think it's going to attract people.

1350
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: There's nobody there.

1351
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 2: I said, justin you've gone downhill, because in Nashville that

1352
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 2: would have enough talent to field an entire women's fields

1353
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,520
Speaker 2: hockey team. For the love of god, get the hell

1354
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 2: out of there. But they tried. They tried, and he

1355
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 2: said it just opened, so I hope he had fun.

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01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: All right, good update, Sorry about that, guys. Story was

1357
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: just as bad as I imagine. Yeah, because I still

1358
01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: don't know what the we're talking about. So I'm gonna

1359
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: get beer garden. Beer gardens.

1360
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 2: That's how you Hey, that's how you make a good,

1361
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:46,960
Speaker 2: bad bit good.

1362
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 1: That's how you ended on a Friday beer garden. I'll

1363
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 1: never forget it.

1364
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 2: I want to go suck off a couple of beers

1365
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 2: and a beer garden.

1366
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 1: I'll never forget beer guarden the rest of my damn life.

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01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that was good. You can plant a

1368
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: garden and drink beer. Ray mm hmm