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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame only on the new hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six by one? Pat what old? This is Adrian?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Buttons is gone? Uh, I'm sorry, Adrian. Adrian,

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Speaker 1: you probably remember me from a few weeks ago. This

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Speaker 1: is Pete. Eakins. Um, I'm afraid I don't can you

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Speaker 1: can you tell me what you Uh? Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: hope it was you who helped me then, but somebody

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Speaker 1: there was very helpful and I bought goldfish. Okay, is there?

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Speaker 1: Hold it together, Pete, Hold it together, Pete, hold it together, Pete,

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Speaker 1: and hold it together, Pete. Hello, sir, Yes, there's an issue.

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Speaker 1: Buttons is gone. Um, I'm sorry, sir. I'm not understanding

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Speaker 1: what you're getting at. Buttons my goldfish that I bought

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Speaker 1: from you guys just a couple of weeks ago. Um,

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Speaker 1: what what happened with the goldfish? He's dead? Um? Are

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Speaker 1: you sure that he's not? Sure that he's not asleep? Buttons,

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Speaker 1: his dad's the doornail, like if he's little doordas a goldfish.

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Speaker 1: He's dead. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. You're sorry. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I am sorry. Goldfish or they have

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Speaker 1: a very short lifespan, and they're they're they're kind of

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Speaker 1: telling a short lifespan. You guys said it would live forever. Um.

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Speaker 1: I I don't think whoever sold you did? The girl

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Speaker 1: I asked, I asked, I said, how long would this

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Speaker 1: goldfish live? And whoever? I can't remember her name, but

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Speaker 1: she was like, Oh, it'll live forever, It'll never die.

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Speaker 1: So how am I supposed to feel when a week later,

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Speaker 1: Buttons is belly up in my aquarium and I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to feed it. I just trying to force feed him.

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Speaker 1: I pulled Buttons. I pulled Buttons out of the water,

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Speaker 1: and I opened up his tiny little mouth and I

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Speaker 1: put some of those little food nuggets in there, and

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Speaker 1: I tried to make him chew, and he wouldn't chew. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was that? That was not a good idea, you're

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Speaker 1: telling me. I ripped his head off. No, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: he did what head off? He has some on accident.

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Speaker 1: I didn't do it on purpose. I'm not a maniac.

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Speaker 1: But I was trying to get him to eat. So

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Speaker 1: I put the food flakes in his little mouth and

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get him to chew and I

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Speaker 1: just popped the top of his head off, So can

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Speaker 1: I bring it in? And you guys saw it back

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Speaker 1: on or something? Um, sir, Um, we can't sew it.

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Speaker 1: You sold me? Okare you sold me the defective goldfish?

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Speaker 1: There's no such thive? Okay, just there is goldfish? Die? No,

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Speaker 1: they don't, no they sir. There's no way I can

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Speaker 1: help you if you don't calm down. Need you to

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Speaker 1: explain to me how you sold me a goldfish with

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Speaker 1: a faulty head? Sir? There is nothing I can do

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Speaker 1: for you. Uh, you pulled the head off of your

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Speaker 1: own goldfish. Now there's anything else I can help you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you haven't even gotten to the hamster yet. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: about the hamster? That one has a faulty head too.

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Speaker 1: You're still you're just selling a bunch of animals with

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Speaker 1: faulty heads. Oh my god, wrong with you? You are

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Speaker 1: a disturbed person, That's true. That's why I should tell you.

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Speaker 1: This is a brak phone call. What Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewil from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you. Are you kidding me? No? Your co worker

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Speaker 1: Sammy set you up. Oh my god, said it was

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Speaker 1: your day working the phones,