WEBVTT - #89 Big Packages, Big Sacks & Cream 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.320 Start a dot up. Star Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:16.320 Brooklyn Boys Data they make a noise data up Episode 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:20.560 eighty nine, eight nine. Already this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:24.759 Hurt every week except the next two because we're going 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:28.319 on vacation. That scary didn't want to do a bonus episode. Now, 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:30.920 I don't throw it on me, bra don't don't you 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:34.120 lay that on me? Well, let's analyze that. One of 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:36.680 us said, let's do two this week, and one of 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:41.600 us said that, Well, I didn't say that because I 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.400 don't talk about well, I don't talk like that. What 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.400 did you say? I said, you find me the time 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:48.239 in the week where we're going to record a second one, 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:51.720 and I'd gladly do it. But truth be told, Tomorrow 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:56.360 I'm leaving for Miami, and then on Sunday, I'm leaving 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:01.040 for a cruise from Miami. Were you going on vacation. 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.959 I'm power washing my pool deck, power washing my regular deck. 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.760 I don't like hearing that that's not vacation, bro. No, 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:13.680 I'm going on a cruise, but not during June. No, 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:16.920 not during June. We have two weeks off and all 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:21.400 this is leaving for two weeks. He said, everybody enjoy 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:26.760 until ly enjoy your time, get away ninth when we 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:30.119 come back on the tenth. But who's counting me? He sells, 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.200 but who's buying? Who sings that? You know? No Megadeth. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.240 I say that because David Mustay in the lead singer 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.800 of Megadeth, announced he has wrote cancer. This week everyone 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.520 was Everyone was posting their pictures of them with David 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.200 Mustain from Megadeth, like you do when a celebrity dies. 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.120 I would absolutely done it right. I have a picture 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.840 with Dave Mustang, but I did not post it just 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.000 because he has throwed cancer. What a waste. Gandhi has 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.640 a picture with big Poppy David Ortiz and she didn't 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.520 post it. But he lived either way, he was in 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.440 the news. Did that partly gonna have to die for 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.280 you to post a picture? It does because he's like, oh, 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:04.760 look I got a picture of the guy got shot. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:10.360 That doesn't it's not a thing. Yes, they can you become. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:13.639 If Dave Mustaine dies, I'll post my picture with him 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:14.799 to be like, look, I knew that I met the 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:17.320 guy who was a nice guy whatever interview, like I 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:22.040 did when Chester Bennington pass Yeah, I'm torn on that 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:25.360 because because it's a tribute. Elvis yells at you because 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.560 you're making it about you. I'm not, no, no, you. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:30.600 Every everybody in radio when someone dies, a celebrity dies, 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.880 they all posted pictures with that celebrity, and part of 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:35.560 me is like, wow, I got to meet him. He 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.880 was a great guy. And part of me knows that 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:41.359 we all do it because like, no, because it's it's relevant. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.600 Just like a couple of weeks ago when rocket Man 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:48.000 came out, I reposted my picture with Elton just did. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.040 He doesn't have to die and she just has to 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:53.359 be relevant. He always relevant, Elton John it has to 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:56.200 be in the news, pop culture. Yeah, you know what. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:58.239 There was one recent one that was really part I 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:59.919 forget who it was and I had a picture with 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.400 HM and I didn't bother why I just didn't do it. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.799 I just didn't and that Dave Mustaine when I didn't, 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:07.919 but I saw my friends are posting their pictures with 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:12.760 Dave Mustaine, how could you not? Yeah? You know what? Uh. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:16.320 Dave Mustain is is an interesting character. He's and he 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.640 says by the way that he it's very treatable, so 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:23.440 very treatable. I do wish him the best. But if 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:26.160 he dies, I gotta picture of him. I just don't 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.360 know if I would post it. Is that wrong? You 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.799 can tweet? Si? No, no, no, it's not. It's it's 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:35.160 not wrong. It's I think that there needs to be 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.960 something to post other than your food, or your kids 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.760 or a pet. I'll tell you what I do, and 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.000 I know I'm not the only person who does this 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.280 when people die. The second that someone's death is announced, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.760 you can try this, You'll never do it. What's that 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:52.360 rush to their Wikipedia page to change it to their dead? 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.000 Someone will always beat you to it. I don't touch 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.960 the wicky. Oh is this a contest? Well? Yeah, so 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.160 you mean to tell me when someone the celebrity dies, 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.160 you get into nerdy brody mode where you have to 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.600 I just want to correct it all time. No, no no, no, 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.160 no no. I want to see if I can get 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:10.080 there before somebody changes it. Is it an honor to 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:13.000 be the person? No, I don't want to change it necessarily. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.280 I just want to see if there first. When someone dies, 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.719 somebody somebody always runs to the wiki page immediately and 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.240 changes it to like two thousand nineteen is the death 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.640 and the date and used to be and dead and 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.279 died on quickly after you found out some news of 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.560 a celebrity death. Did you get over to that page 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:32.320 and find all right? And someone beat you to it? 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:35.680 Already beat me to it always you've never been first. No, 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.279 it's a contest for you. It's a thing. It's a contest. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.359 It's it's morbid. It's gallows humor, so to speak. But it's, uh, 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:46.040 what's gallows? It's like making jokes about death at the gallows. 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:50.240 You make humor when you're about to get hung. Hanged, sorry, hanged, hanged. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.880 It is hanged by the way the person is an 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:56.960 object can be hung like like you be hung like 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:59.800 a bear, but or horse. But you're hanged is the 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.480 intensive getting hung. I'm not feeling it today, really, I'm 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.880 feeling it. Yeah. Yeah. Although I had a rant that 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:09.960 needed a picture, and I accidentally deleted the picture, so 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:11.560 I can't put the picture ups. I have to save 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.000 that to save a rant because I want to put 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.839 the picture ups. You can put how are you gonna 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:17.599 hold it in? Oh? I got enough friends, I got 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.560 enough rance. I had stuff popping up on me this week, 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.719 left and right. I gotta rant that so long we 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:27.360 don't have time for it today. We haven't started. That's 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.760 how to get it going right now, let's go. I 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:34.039 have to catch my breath. I have to eat some vitamins. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:37.719 This one's I have some good ones. No, no, I 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:40.120 have some things. I have some things. Um, I have 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.279 some song parodies for today. Well, I have a clip 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.880 of a man who's running for president who maybe wants 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:49.320 to rethink his campaign based on the fact that he 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.080 made a terrible mistake. Do you want to hear that 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:54.160 soon and get to that. We also are stalling right 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:59.400 now because I'm stalling because I'm trying to get this 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.960 exciting news that we've been waiting for since the podcast started. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:06.000 But it looks like that by the time you hear 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:09.279 this podcast, Well do I do? I'm gonna shoot myself 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.040 in the foot by saying it. Now, maybe put my 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.120 my I think I wait for the official No, I'm 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.240 gonna put my foot in my mouth. Hey, look, it 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.360 might not be, but by the time you hear this, 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:24.320 I think we will have taken ownership of at the 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:28.479 Brooklyn Boys on Twitter to match our Instagram at the 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:32.440 Brooklyn Boys and our Facebook fan page at the Brooklyn Boys. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.000 Right now, we're at broken boys, WTF. But I've been 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.320 looking down. I've been very if you notice, I've been 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:39.200 looking up and down, up and down, looking at my 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:41.680 phone to see if we got the official word yet 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.080 hasn't happened yet. Speaking of social media, which always reminds 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:51.600 me of followers and listenership and viewership, I'm I'm throwing out, well, 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.240 I'm not. It's not a challenge because I want a 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.880 bitch about how when people challenge me, I drives me crazy. 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.320 I'm just gonna say this scary. And I were able 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:01.800 to see how many people listen, how many listens there 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:05.520 are per episode of our podcast, all of our podcast, 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.520 Walkers and Talkers, fifty minute morning show, all the time. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:10.400 Are we doing in the grand scheme of that? Okay, 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:15.559 we're doing very well, but we're consistently around the same 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:21.000 couple of hundred, so the thousands are the same. They 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.480 fluctuate by a few hundreds, so there's we're not getting 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:25.960 a pop. And then there are people like I listened 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:29.040 for the third time, which I was why this very 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.280 few of those today? I feel like, starting episode zero 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.440 for the fourth time, How do you listen to this once, 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.640 let alone four times? I have to say I listened 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.440 to my mom over the weekend. By the way, my 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.520 mom is, we'll get her on, but she's not available 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:43.120 this week. Um. I listened with my mom to episode 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:47.800 eighty seven sound. I have to say, when you listen back, 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:51.320 you don't realize what you said. And we said some 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:54.520 funny ship like stuff flew by, like I said, stuff 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.800 like boom boomba boom. You said some stuff bomba boom 0:07:57.840 --> 0:07:59.600 like it goes by so quickly. We're just like ping 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:01.400 pong and here. But when you go back and listen 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.640 to it, you're like, wow, that was really funny, like 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:09.400 it was the episode. I'm just victory on ourselves right now. No, 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.880 because my point was a lot of times people will 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:15.120 reference old episodes and I don't remember everything we said. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.200 So when you go back and listen, you you were like, 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.680 you know, you don't remember. For instance, we got it. 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:22.120 We got a tweet today, I believe. Let me. I 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.240 have have all the screenshots on my phone from Horatio 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.320 Underscore web underscore a dev. I'm assuming he's a web 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:31.880 developer at all of us listening again from the beginning 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:34.240 and heard one of my favorite rants, I can't take 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:38.120 the box. It's um it's FedEx, it's the ups rant. 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.040 I'm trying not to laugh while commuting to work on 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.440 the train. We'll never stop laughing, that's first of all. Um, 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:46.040 But you know that's a that's a long time ago. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:50.720 That was episode twenty four, I think, and uh, you know, 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:52.760 so that's like a year and a half ago. But 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.679 you go back, you go, wow, I have I may 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:58.560 have to listen to that one. Okay, So there's a 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:03.040 secret just ID fan page for the slices that we're 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.319 not a part of. We've talked about this. Yeah, I'm 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:08.160 just reiterating from people that might be listening now and 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:12.520 don't listen in order? Whoa again? How dare you? This 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.400 is your first episode? That's fine. My point was, by 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:17.160 the way, before I deralled myself, you got slices. We 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.559 need you to continue to spread the word. I would 0:09:19.559 --> 0:09:23.040 like to change the thousands number in our listenership. Well, 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.319 we ain't gonna get it by having podcasts like this 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.360 one the way, it's we got some good I don't 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:30.880 hold on a second kidding around, but no listen in order? 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:46.280 Okay for everybody else, yea drake start it boys start 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.839 end up from zero? Nwya him start end up from zero. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.600 Now the whole shells crystal glass, start end up from zero. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:57.480 Nwya him start end up from zero? People, there is 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:01.000 so much crap you want to hand thought us from zero. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:04.000 It's our rule. You musted hair stu from zero. Let's 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:07.240 be claim thought of stuff from zero. Walk Get the 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:10.360 funk out of here. By the way, that is Drake 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:14.400 started from the bottom. Now. Somebody was texting in the 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:17.400 other day and they asked us, you know, I heard 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:22.640 this version of your listening order song listen order you 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:29.760 need to boom and it sounds like I know it's 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.680 a song from the nineties, but what is he? And 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:39.800 that is originally daughter by Pearl Janno. That was his 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:47.760 version of Eddie Vetter there that song is uh So anyway, 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:51.600 we do have a secret society fan book Facebook fan 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:56.000 fan page which we don't participate in. But Desirie Daddy 0:10:56.040 --> 0:11:00.839 O or Desiree Dido also known as Desiree Noel unless 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:03.360 you got two different names here. She said, Hey, here's 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:08.720 a survey of your slices. It was close startup, startup. 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.000 This is an official This is an unofficial poll from 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:16.240 your slices secret Facebook page. We that we came up 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:20.040 with for future episodes. There's not not much love for 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.480 the Jersey Kid on here have a great episode and 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:28.120 a great day. Yeah few agnes fee. So the poll 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.600 was this brody and we are not privy to the post, 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:36.520 privy to the process, the process by which parties because 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.320 we don't. We're not part of that page. What's up? Everyone? 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.480 Who would you like to hear next as a featured 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:46.240 guest on the podcast? And then someone by the name 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:50.520 of Vincent Wagner writes, anyone above except the Jersey Kid, 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:55.800 the fat Jew We had him monitor any Vic Deep Deepoteto. 0:11:55.960 --> 0:12:00.199 We're getting a lot of requests to him. Michael Rappaport again, Yeah, 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:04.359 I can see that someone we voted for the Jersey Kid. 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:09.480 Someone voted for submitted by Greg t uh Joe Gatto. 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:15.080 We got him on again. Abe seventy seven, please, says 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:22.240 Jonathan Wilson. Daniel Tosh. All right, Lauren Burger would like 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.640 Spruce to be on the podcast. We have gotten a 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.120 lot of requests with Spruce. People are asking when he's 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:30.320 gonna be on again. I told Spruce yesterday, funny cat, 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.480 I said, Spruce. People are begging for you to come back. 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.240 He's like, you just said, necuds with my friend, and 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.520 I showed him all the tweets and the Instagram d 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.920 m s and Krista Stephano that's by Marissa Fontana. Chris 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.720 gave me his phone number and said call him anytime. 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:46.120 So while I'm gonna call him when we come back 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.640 from break so and uh Sebastia Mattascalco from Jamie Lynn 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:55.559 had him and Jennifer Stilato. Adrian writes, no guests please. Okay, 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.560 so we've gotten we get, we get weird, well not weird, 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:04.240 we get differing opinions on the guests. So some people say, oh, 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.920 love it when Spruce drops in, love it when you 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.400 bring in the interns, love it when you bring another podcast, 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.719 other show members, Melvin Strand the Morning Show. And some 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.160 people say, I tune in for you two guys. I 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:18.719 don't want to hearnybody else, and so well that's that's all. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.040 That's fine at all. But you know, we do have 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:25.040 a lot of you know, the difference of opinion is 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:26.520 great because you know what he's gonna say, you know 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:29.319 what I'm gonna say. But it's nice to get outside 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.600 feedback some right, So somebody I'm not going to read 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:32.920 their name because I thought it was a little It 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.920 was very direct, let's just say that. And they said, um, 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.000 I just want to hear you two guys. I don't 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.400 need other people coming in, uh, interns coming in and 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.440 plug their podcast. So a couple of things. First of all, 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.320 if you're referring to twenty something is doing nothing, they're 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:49.880 not interns. Jake is a producer on our show for 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.320 three or four years now. He does all the video 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:54.880 for our show. And Ricky works in our building in 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.640 our prep division. She writes news articles and entertainment stories 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:01.000 for one of our services. And she just got a job. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.640 You know, she's leaving. She want a Zack sang in 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.599 The Gang, which is not our company, but it's a 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.680 syndicated show out of l A that's on it at night. 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.760 So they're not interns. But if I and I pointed 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.679 out to this person, we had them in last episode, right. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:18.480 I had them in specifically to talk about the free 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:21.800 shirt at our postal that my daughter got. I wanted 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:25.840 their their opinion because they are at the age where 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:29.280 they shop at our postal regularly. Plus they are still 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:30.960 at the point where they might go shopping with their 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:33.200 parents and might get a free or or a shirt 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:35.760 purchase for them. I'm scary, I'm not gonna have the 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.200 same opinion as they are. I wanted more opinions on 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.320 the conversation. If I have a hey, scared, what do 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:41.760 you think? He says, this is what I think, and 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:44.000 the conversation is over. We needed four people to throw 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.680 it around and debate whatever. So we occasionally drag people in, 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.080 but that you may not realize that as it's happening. 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:50.880 But we don't do it just to like, oh, let's 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:53.440 bring strange, right, So we do try to keep it 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:55.720 as much as us as possible, but there are times 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.600 when you just need to have someone in who's an 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:02.600 expert or has a different angle on what you need. Right. Okay, 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.280 so now we we did get a lot of complaints 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:08.160 about the Jersey Kid Is that song ready yet? No? 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.720 It's coming soon though, because the person I wanted to 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.320 sing it is away for the week, and so when 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:14.280 we come back we'll have it, because you know, we 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:18.040 will have a Jersey Kids song, but not like an 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.360 intro song. Yes it's not an I want the I 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.400 bump up up the audience. Who's now thinking, Oh great, 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:26.080 the guy's getting intro song. Oh no, no, I'll contra 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.840 that is not what he's getting. Um, we do have 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:33.360 a lot of audio to play. I've got unused jokes today. 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.480 Um well, let's start with some of that audio. Real quick, 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.280 do grammar police, let's do Okay, let's do the audio. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.200 So if you go to the clips Brooklyn Boys clips, 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.560 we'll see a bunch of pink clips and some green 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:48.960 clips and a blue clip. I think, right, okay, so 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:52.680 the is it the green clips? This is a clip 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:56.760 of Governor j Insley. Governor j is the governor of 0:15:56.760 --> 0:16:00.760 Washington State. He's one of the twenty four people running 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:04.960 for president on the Democratic Party. And if you know 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:08.680 anything about being president or running for president, the first state, 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:14.560 the first primary state, or the caucus state that all 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:19.520 the candidates have to go through, right is Iowa. Iowa, 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:23.160 because they go first is one of the most important 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:26.400 states in the country when it comes to presidential elections. 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.600 So you better kiss up to Des Moines, which is 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:31.880 the capital. You better kiss up to the state goal 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.160 over the all over the state of Iowa. Make sure 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:36.960 that the people of Iowa know you love them, you know, 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.920 and go to all the towns, you go to, little 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.160 little meetings, you go to the caucuses, thee all the love, 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:43.920 you go to the Iowa State Fair. You had better 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:47.600 kissed the ass of Iowa. Jay Insley is sort of 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.800 polling really low right now and needs all the help 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:53.840 he can get. So he was talking about his visit 0:16:53.880 --> 0:17:03.760 to the capital of Iowa. Play I'll play the isolated 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:07.840 clip along, So he said, listen again, the isolated clip. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:15.000 You know I was in. Now it's m O I 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:17.919 N E S. But it's pronounced de Moines. It's not 0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:22.040 des Moines, it's de Moines. Right, you guys can go. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.680 You know I was in the play the whole clip 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:29.679 against so people don't think I edited that. I was 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.680 in the moris the other day at at a community 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:35.159 college talking to a young man named Dave. Yeah, he 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:40.560 was talking today. Could you okay, you want me to look? 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.439 The last thing this country needs is is it a 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:49.960 literate president? Alright, I'm sorry, but but we don't need another. Yeah, so, 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:54.400 Governor Insley, that's right, Governor Insley, I think you need 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:59.520 to work on the capital des Moines. I can't believe 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:01.960 you did that. That how to be just okay? He 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.480 has to know that it's the second state you go 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:08.240 to is New Hampshire. I hope he pronounces it and 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:13.000 not Hampshire. Yeah, okay, what else we got there? We 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.040 have cocker spaniel no on the right, the green Oh, 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:19.640 we have no Danielle? Yeah, get me, the Grammar Police jingle, 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:24.320 Oh Jesus, and the Grammar Police jingle you got a ready? Yeah? Okay, 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:27.959 she didn't. She did a big show. She didn't. Grammer 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:34.080 Police want to father this under. Some people just don't 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:37.320 listen to this podcast about They don't listen, they don't learn, 0:18:37.640 --> 0:18:39.760 and they make the same mistakes over and over again. 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.600 It's embarrassing. Scare You're a great plant. Take the producer 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:46.480 Cr Dan Yell and I in some candid moment, and 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:49.879 if assuming really close, you see producer Sam in the 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:53.000 way background doing something and then everyone's talking about that. 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:56.320 I'm sorry, who did Jake take? Catch? Take the producer 0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:58.840 Cu Dan Yell? And I really did did Jake? The 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:05.520 producer catch? I? Danielle? And who and me? Thank you? 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:09.159 All right? Grammar Police. By the way, Gandhi made that 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.800 same mistake. She did, yes, but she does do the 0:19:12.800 --> 0:19:14.880 eye and said of me a lot and I gotta 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:17.200 tell you. You can tell me over half the people 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:21.080 listening to this podcast right now, how many don't make 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:23.679 it any more thanks to this podcast? A lot of them. No, 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:26.800 we see it all the time when people submit grammar 0:19:26.880 --> 0:19:33.360 police errors. Okay, that's what I wanted to have. You're 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:37.800 submitting you are you are, you are guilty. But that 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:41.000 is irony, that is definitely and that is the pot 0:19:41.040 --> 0:19:43.560 calling to kettle black. Right, so three people. I wrote 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:46.440 it on my sheet there gramm er police g R 0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.000 A m M e R No, it's a RB. Careful, 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:52.440 that's awful. I got, I got. I got a letter 0:19:52.560 --> 0:19:56.199 from my my kids high school. Okay, And in the 0:19:56.320 --> 0:20:02.320 letter it said v I s a versa vice versa, 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:09.520 vice versa. Right, it's vice v C vice versa. You're 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:13.760 a school. It's the visa. Oh and I had to 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:16.800 call you connect again people that make the radio in 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:20.080 my car because it's sucking up again. Should The woman 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:22.800 says to me, um, oh great, what your car do 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:24.080 you have? And I tell us you as all right, 0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:26.640 I'm going to need your VIN number, my vin your 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:30.000 Vin number, my Vin, Yes, you're VIN number. I hung 0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:32.359 up on her. I hung up. I couldn't talk to 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:34.879 the Grande every nine to hear the same ship. They 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:37.159 are on a Grande a T M machine song, Oh 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:43.280 my God, seven rings. Now. Lastly on the phone TAPU 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:46.680 the was it the way back Wednesday? Phone tapes? Okay, 0:20:46.720 --> 0:20:49.480 so today staresday was yesterday yesterday's phone tap. At the 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:52.320 end of the phone tap, I tell the guy you've 0:20:52.320 --> 0:20:56.240 been phone tapped by your wife and me, because without 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:57.560 the wife would be a phone tap by me. Let 0:20:57.800 --> 0:21:01.000 somebody tried to correct you, which was to show that 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:03.639 half the people no, no, no, no, no, but his 0:21:03.760 --> 0:21:07.159 thing they're a Brooklyn Boys slice. The person texted in 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:12.119 Brody Grammar police, it should be my wife and you 0:21:12.160 --> 0:21:15.439 have been phone tapped by your wife and I Grammar 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:19.080 police slice for life. So I wrote back, I know 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:20.879 who they are because they apologized to me on Twitter. 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:23.480 They said tried to get you failed, So I wrote back, 0:21:23.520 --> 0:21:27.120 rule number one when correcting someone, be correct, be right. 0:21:27.600 --> 0:21:30.240 Second of all, it is absolutely you've been found tapp 0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:33.160 by your wife and me. Absolutely. I mean have faith 0:21:33.160 --> 0:21:35.760 in me. People Gandhi tried to correct me today in 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:40.879 what way? Well, we're talking about tomorrow being the summer solstice, 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:48.919 all tomorrow's when it comes to the summer solstice and 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:53.800 the vernal equinox, there's there the you are the king 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:56.239 of this and the bouncing of the egg like this 0:21:56.320 --> 0:21:58.800 is your thing every year. I learned this from you. 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:03.040 So so Gandhi said, oh to Mars the equinox, and 0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:05.000 Elvis says, oh, maybe we should get an egg in 0:22:05.040 --> 0:22:08.640 here and try and balance it, because during the equinox 0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:10.840 there are two equinoxes. Could you look that up, like 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.960 the vernal equinox, and what's the other one, the vernal 0:22:14.040 --> 0:22:16.920