Speaker 1: Start a dot up. Star Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Data they make a noise data up Episode
Speaker 1: eighty nine, eight nine. Already this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 1: Hurt every week except the next two because we're going
Speaker 1: on vacation. That scary didn't want to do a bonus episode. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't throw it on me, bra don't don't you
Speaker 1: lay that on me? Well, let's analyze that. One of
Speaker 1: us said, let's do two this week, and one of
Speaker 1: us said that, Well, I didn't say that because I
Speaker 1: don't talk about well, I don't talk like that. What
Speaker 1: did you say? I said, you find me the time
Speaker 1: in the week where we're going to record a second one,
Speaker 1: and I'd gladly do it. But truth be told, Tomorrow
Speaker 1: I'm leaving for Miami, and then on Sunday, I'm leaving
Speaker 1: for a cruise from Miami. Were you going on vacation.
Speaker 1: I'm power washing my pool deck, power washing my regular deck.
Speaker 1: I don't like hearing that that's not vacation, bro. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going on a cruise, but not during June. No,
Speaker 1: not during June. We have two weeks off and all
Speaker 1: this is leaving for two weeks. He said, everybody enjoy
Speaker 1: until ly enjoy your time, get away ninth when we
Speaker 1: come back on the tenth. But who's counting me? He sells,
Speaker 1: but who's buying? Who sings that? You know? No Megadeth.
Speaker 1: I say that because David Mustay in the lead singer
Speaker 1: of Megadeth, announced he has wrote cancer. This week everyone
Speaker 1: was Everyone was posting their pictures of them with David
Speaker 1: Mustain from Megadeth, like you do when a celebrity dies.
Speaker 1: I would absolutely done it right. I have a picture
Speaker 1: with Dave Mustang, but I did not post it just
Speaker 1: because he has throwed cancer. What a waste. Gandhi has
Speaker 1: a picture with big Poppy David Ortiz and she didn't
Speaker 1: post it. But he lived either way, he was in
Speaker 1: the news. Did that partly gonna have to die for
Speaker 1: you to post a picture? It does because he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: look I got a picture of the guy got shot.
Speaker 1: That doesn't it's not a thing. Yes, they can you become.
Speaker 1: If Dave Mustaine dies, I'll post my picture with him
Speaker 1: to be like, look, I knew that I met the
Speaker 1: guy who was a nice guy whatever interview, like I
Speaker 1: did when Chester Bennington pass Yeah, I'm torn on that
Speaker 1: because because it's a tribute. Elvis yells at you because
Speaker 1: you're making it about you. I'm not, no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Every everybody in radio when someone dies, a celebrity dies,
Speaker 1: they all posted pictures with that celebrity, and part of
Speaker 1: me is like, wow, I got to meet him. He
Speaker 1: was a great guy. And part of me knows that
Speaker 1: we all do it because like, no, because it's it's relevant.
Speaker 1: Just like a couple of weeks ago when rocket Man
Speaker 1: came out, I reposted my picture with Elton just did.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to die and she just has to
Speaker 1: be relevant. He always relevant, Elton John it has to
Speaker 1: be in the news, pop culture. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: There was one recent one that was really part I
Speaker 1: forget who it was and I had a picture with
Speaker 1: HM and I didn't bother why I just didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I just didn't and that Dave Mustaine when I didn't,
Speaker 1: but I saw my friends are posting their pictures with
Speaker 1: Dave Mustaine, how could you not? Yeah? You know what? Uh.
Speaker 1: Dave Mustain is is an interesting character. He's and he
Speaker 1: says by the way that he it's very treatable, so
Speaker 1: very treatable. I do wish him the best. But if
Speaker 1: he dies, I gotta picture of him. I just don't
Speaker 1: know if I would post it. Is that wrong? You
Speaker 1: can tweet? Si? No, no, no, it's not. It's it's
Speaker 1: not wrong. It's I think that there needs to be
Speaker 1: something to post other than your food, or your kids
Speaker 1: or a pet. I'll tell you what I do, and
Speaker 1: I know I'm not the only person who does this
Speaker 1: when people die. The second that someone's death is announced,
Speaker 1: you can try this, You'll never do it. What's that
Speaker 1: rush to their Wikipedia page to change it to their dead?
Speaker 1: Someone will always beat you to it. I don't touch
Speaker 1: the wicky. Oh is this a contest? Well? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you mean to tell me when someone the celebrity dies,
Speaker 1: you get into nerdy brody mode where you have to
Speaker 1: I just want to correct it all time. No, no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I want to see if I can get
Speaker 1: there before somebody changes it. Is it an honor to
Speaker 1: be the person? No, I don't want to change it necessarily.
Speaker 1: I just want to see if there first. When someone dies,
Speaker 1: somebody somebody always runs to the wiki page immediately and
Speaker 1: changes it to like two thousand nineteen is the death
Speaker 1: and the date and used to be and dead and
Speaker 1: died on quickly after you found out some news of
Speaker 1: a celebrity death. Did you get over to that page
Speaker 1: and find all right? And someone beat you to it?
Speaker 1: Already beat me to it always you've never been first. No,
Speaker 1: it's a contest for you. It's a thing. It's a contest.
Speaker 1: It's it's morbid. It's gallows humor, so to speak. But it's, uh,
Speaker 1: what's gallows? It's like making jokes about death at the gallows.
Speaker 1: You make humor when you're about to get hung. Hanged, sorry, hanged, hanged.
Speaker 1: It is hanged by the way the person is an
Speaker 1: object can be hung like like you be hung like
Speaker 1: a bear, but or horse. But you're hanged is the
Speaker 1: intensive getting hung. I'm not feeling it today, really, I'm
Speaker 1: feeling it. Yeah. Yeah. Although I had a rant that
Speaker 1: needed a picture, and I accidentally deleted the picture, so
Speaker 1: I can't put the picture ups. I have to save
Speaker 1: that to save a rant because I want to put
Speaker 1: the picture ups. You can put how are you gonna
Speaker 1: hold it in? Oh? I got enough friends, I got
Speaker 1: enough rance. I had stuff popping up on me this week,
Speaker 1: left and right. I gotta rant that so long we
Speaker 1: don't have time for it today. We haven't started. That's
Speaker 1: how to get it going right now, let's go. I
Speaker 1: have to catch my breath. I have to eat some vitamins.
Speaker 1: This one's I have some good ones. No, no, I
Speaker 1: have some things. I have some things. Um, I have
Speaker 1: some song parodies for today. Well, I have a clip
Speaker 1: of a man who's running for president who maybe wants
Speaker 1: to rethink his campaign based on the fact that he
Speaker 1: made a terrible mistake. Do you want to hear that
Speaker 1: soon and get to that. We also are stalling right
Speaker 1: now because I'm stalling because I'm trying to get this
Speaker 1: exciting news that we've been waiting for since the podcast started.
Speaker 1: But it looks like that by the time you hear
Speaker 1: this podcast, Well do I do? I'm gonna shoot myself
Speaker 1: in the foot by saying it. Now, maybe put my
Speaker 1: my I think I wait for the official No, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put my foot in my mouth. Hey, look, it
Speaker 1: might not be, but by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: I think we will have taken ownership of at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys on Twitter to match our Instagram at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys and our Facebook fan page at the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're at broken boys, WTF. But I've been
Speaker 1: looking down. I've been very if you notice, I've been
Speaker 1: looking up and down, up and down, looking at my
Speaker 1: phone to see if we got the official word yet
Speaker 1: hasn't happened yet. Speaking of social media, which always reminds
Speaker 1: me of followers and listenership and viewership, I'm I'm throwing out, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's not a challenge because I want a
Speaker 1: bitch about how when people challenge me, I drives me crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say this scary. And I were able
Speaker 1: to see how many people listen, how many listens there
Speaker 1: are per episode of our podcast, all of our podcast,
Speaker 1: Walkers and Talkers, fifty minute morning show, all the time.
Speaker 1: Are we doing in the grand scheme of that? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're doing very well, but we're consistently around the same
Speaker 1: couple of hundred, so the thousands are the same. They
Speaker 1: fluctuate by a few hundreds, so there's we're not getting
Speaker 1: a pop. And then there are people like I listened
Speaker 1: for the third time, which I was why this very
Speaker 1: few of those today? I feel like, starting episode zero
Speaker 1: for the fourth time, How do you listen to this once,
Speaker 1: let alone four times? I have to say I listened
Speaker 1: to my mom over the weekend. By the way, my
Speaker 1: mom is, we'll get her on, but she's not available
Speaker 1: this week. Um. I listened with my mom to episode
Speaker 1: eighty seven sound. I have to say, when you listen back,
Speaker 1: you don't realize what you said. And we said some
Speaker 1: funny ship like stuff flew by, like I said, stuff
Speaker 1: like boom boomba boom. You said some stuff bomba boom
Speaker 1: like it goes by so quickly. We're just like ping
Speaker 1: pong and here. But when you go back and listen
Speaker 1: to it, you're like, wow, that was really funny, like
Speaker 1: it was the episode. I'm just victory on ourselves right now. No,
Speaker 1: because my point was a lot of times people will
Speaker 1: reference old episodes and I don't remember everything we said.
Speaker 1: So when you go back and listen, you you were like,
Speaker 1: you know, you don't remember. For instance, we got it.
Speaker 1: We got a tweet today, I believe. Let me. I
Speaker 1: have have all the screenshots on my phone from Horatio
Speaker 1: Underscore web underscore a dev. I'm assuming he's a web
Speaker 1: developer at all of us listening again from the beginning
Speaker 1: and heard one of my favorite rants, I can't take
Speaker 1: the box. It's um it's FedEx, it's the ups rant.
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to laugh while commuting to work on
Speaker 1: the train. We'll never stop laughing, that's first of all. Um,
Speaker 1: But you know that's a that's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: That was episode twenty four, I think, and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: so that's like a year and a half ago. But
Speaker 1: you go back, you go, wow, I have I may
Speaker 1: have to listen to that one. Okay, So there's a
Speaker 1: secret just ID fan page for the slices that we're
Speaker 1: not a part of. We've talked about this. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just reiterating from people that might be listening now and
Speaker 1: don't listen in order? Whoa again? How dare you? This
Speaker 1: is your first episode? That's fine. My point was, by
Speaker 1: the way, before I deralled myself, you got slices. We
Speaker 1: need you to continue to spread the word. I would
Speaker 1: like to change the thousands number in our listenership. Well,
Speaker 1: we ain't gonna get it by having podcasts like this
Speaker 1: one the way, it's we got some good I don't
Speaker 1: hold on a second kidding around, but no listen in order?
Speaker 1: Okay for everybody else, yea drake start it boys start
Speaker 1: end up from zero? Nwya him start end up from zero.
Speaker 1: Now the whole shells crystal glass, start end up from zero.
Speaker 1: Nwya him start end up from zero? People, there is
Speaker 1: so much crap you want to hand thought us from zero.
Speaker 1: It's our rule. You musted hair stu from zero. Let's
Speaker 1: be claim thought of stuff from zero. Walk Get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here. By the way, that is Drake
Speaker 1: started from the bottom. Now. Somebody was texting in the
Speaker 1: other day and they asked us, you know, I heard
Speaker 1: this version of your listening order song listen order you
Speaker 1: need to boom and it sounds like I know it's
Speaker 1: a song from the nineties, but what is he? And
Speaker 1: that is originally daughter by Pearl Janno. That was his
Speaker 1: version of Eddie Vetter there that song is uh So anyway,
Speaker 1: we do have a secret society fan book Facebook fan
Speaker 1: fan page which we don't participate in. But Desirie Daddy
Speaker 1: O or Desiree Dido also known as Desiree Noel unless
Speaker 1: you got two different names here. She said, Hey, here's
Speaker 1: a survey of your slices. It was close startup, startup.
Speaker 1: This is an official This is an unofficial poll from
Speaker 1: your slices secret Facebook page. We that we came up
Speaker 1: with for future episodes. There's not not much love for
Speaker 1: the Jersey Kid on here have a great episode and
Speaker 1: a great day. Yeah few agnes fee. So the poll
Speaker 1: was this brody and we are not privy to the post,
Speaker 1: privy to the process, the process by which parties because
Speaker 1: we don't. We're not part of that page. What's up? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Who would you like to hear next as a featured
Speaker 1: guest on the podcast? And then someone by the name
Speaker 1: of Vincent Wagner writes, anyone above except the Jersey Kid,
Speaker 1: the fat Jew We had him monitor any Vic Deep Deepoteto.
Speaker 1: We're getting a lot of requests to him. Michael Rappaport again, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can see that someone we voted for the Jersey Kid.
Speaker 1: Someone voted for submitted by Greg t uh Joe Gatto.
Speaker 1: We got him on again. Abe seventy seven, please, says
Speaker 1: Jonathan Wilson. Daniel Tosh. All right, Lauren Burger would like
Speaker 1: Spruce to be on the podcast. We have gotten a
Speaker 1: lot of requests with Spruce. People are asking when he's
Speaker 1: gonna be on again. I told Spruce yesterday, funny cat,
Speaker 1: I said, Spruce. People are begging for you to come back.
Speaker 1: He's like, you just said, necuds with my friend, and
Speaker 1: I showed him all the tweets and the Instagram d
Speaker 1: m s and Krista Stephano that's by Marissa Fontana. Chris
Speaker 1: gave me his phone number and said call him anytime.
Speaker 1: So while I'm gonna call him when we come back
Speaker 1: from break so and uh Sebastia Mattascalco from Jamie Lynn
Speaker 1: had him and Jennifer Stilato. Adrian writes, no guests please. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we've gotten we get, we get weird, well not weird,
Speaker 1: we get differing opinions on the guests. So some people say, oh,
Speaker 1: love it when Spruce drops in, love it when you
Speaker 1: bring in the interns, love it when you bring another podcast,
Speaker 1: other show members, Melvin Strand the Morning Show. And some
Speaker 1: people say, I tune in for you two guys. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hearnybody else, and so well that's that's all.
Speaker 1: That's fine at all. But you know, we do have
Speaker 1: a lot of you know, the difference of opinion is
Speaker 1: great because you know what he's gonna say, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna say. But it's nice to get outside
Speaker 1: feedback some right, So somebody I'm not going to read
Speaker 1: their name because I thought it was a little It
Speaker 1: was very direct, let's just say that. And they said, um,
Speaker 1: I just want to hear you two guys. I don't
Speaker 1: need other people coming in, uh, interns coming in and
Speaker 1: plug their podcast. So a couple of things. First of all,
Speaker 1: if you're referring to twenty something is doing nothing, they're
Speaker 1: not interns. Jake is a producer on our show for
Speaker 1: three or four years now. He does all the video
Speaker 1: for our show. And Ricky works in our building in
Speaker 1: our prep division. She writes news articles and entertainment stories
Speaker 1: for one of our services. And she just got a job.
Speaker 1: You know, she's leaving. She want a Zack sang in
Speaker 1: The Gang, which is not our company, but it's a
Speaker 1: syndicated show out of l A that's on it at night.
Speaker 1: So they're not interns. But if I and I pointed
Speaker 1: out to this person, we had them in last episode, right.
Speaker 1: I had them in specifically to talk about the free
Speaker 1: shirt at our postal that my daughter got. I wanted
Speaker 1: their their opinion because they are at the age where
Speaker 1: they shop at our postal regularly. Plus they are still
Speaker 1: at the point where they might go shopping with their
Speaker 1: parents and might get a free or or a shirt
Speaker 1: purchase for them. I'm scary, I'm not gonna have the
Speaker 1: same opinion as they are. I wanted more opinions on
Speaker 1: the conversation. If I have a hey, scared, what do
Speaker 1: you think? He says, this is what I think, and
Speaker 1: the conversation is over. We needed four people to throw
Speaker 1: it around and debate whatever. So we occasionally drag people in,
Speaker 1: but that you may not realize that as it's happening.
Speaker 1: But we don't do it just to like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: bring strange, right, So we do try to keep it
Speaker 1: as much as us as possible, but there are times
Speaker 1: when you just need to have someone in who's an
Speaker 1: expert or has a different angle on what you need. Right. Okay,
Speaker 1: so now we we did get a lot of complaints
Speaker 1: about the Jersey Kid Is that song ready yet? No?
Speaker 1: It's coming soon though, because the person I wanted to
Speaker 1: sing it is away for the week, and so when
Speaker 1: we come back we'll have it, because you know, we
Speaker 1: will have a Jersey Kids song, but not like an
Speaker 1: intro song. Yes it's not an I want the I
Speaker 1: bump up up the audience. Who's now thinking, Oh great,
Speaker 1: the guy's getting intro song. Oh no, no, I'll contra
Speaker 1: that is not what he's getting. Um, we do have
Speaker 1: a lot of audio to play. I've got unused jokes today.
Speaker 1: Um well, let's start with some of that audio. Real quick,
Speaker 1: do grammar police, let's do Okay, let's do the audio.
Speaker 1: So if you go to the clips Brooklyn Boys clips,
Speaker 1: we'll see a bunch of pink clips and some green
Speaker 1: clips and a blue clip. I think, right, okay, so
Speaker 1: the is it the green clips? This is a clip
Speaker 1: of Governor j Insley. Governor j is the governor of
Speaker 1: Washington State. He's one of the twenty four people running
Speaker 1: for president on the Democratic Party. And if you know
Speaker 1: anything about being president or running for president, the first state,
Speaker 1: the first primary state, or the caucus state that all
Speaker 1: the candidates have to go through, right is Iowa. Iowa,
Speaker 1: because they go first is one of the most important
Speaker 1: states in the country when it comes to presidential elections.
Speaker 1: So you better kiss up to Des Moines, which is
Speaker 1: the capital. You better kiss up to the state goal
Speaker 1: over the all over the state of Iowa. Make sure
Speaker 1: that the people of Iowa know you love them, you know,
Speaker 1: and go to all the towns, you go to, little
Speaker 1: little meetings, you go to the caucuses, thee all the love,
Speaker 1: you go to the Iowa State Fair. You had better
Speaker 1: kissed the ass of Iowa. Jay Insley is sort of
Speaker 1: polling really low right now and needs all the help
Speaker 1: he can get. So he was talking about his visit
Speaker 1: to the capital of Iowa. Play I'll play the isolated
Speaker 1: clip along, So he said, listen again, the isolated clip.
Speaker 1: You know I was in. Now it's m O I
Speaker 1: N E S. But it's pronounced de Moines. It's not
Speaker 1: des Moines, it's de Moines. Right, you guys can go.
Speaker 1: You know I was in the play the whole clip
Speaker 1: against so people don't think I edited that. I was
Speaker 1: in the moris the other day at at a community
Speaker 1: college talking to a young man named Dave. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was talking today. Could you okay, you want me to look?
Speaker 1: The last thing this country needs is is it a
Speaker 1: literate president? Alright, I'm sorry, but but we don't need another. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: Governor Insley, that's right, Governor Insley, I think you need
Speaker 1: to work on the capital des Moines. I can't believe
Speaker 1: you did that. That how to be just okay? He
Speaker 1: has to know that it's the second state you go
Speaker 1: to is New Hampshire. I hope he pronounces it and
Speaker 1: not Hampshire. Yeah, okay, what else we got there? We
Speaker 1: have cocker spaniel no on the right, the green Oh,
Speaker 1: we have no Danielle? Yeah, get me, the Grammar Police jingle,
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, and the Grammar Police jingle you got a ready? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: she didn't. She did a big show. She didn't. Grammer
Speaker 1: Police want to father this under. Some people just don't
Speaker 1: listen to this podcast about They don't listen, they don't learn,
Speaker 1: and they make the same mistakes over and over again.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. Scare You're a great plant. Take the producer
Speaker 1: Cr Dan Yell and I in some candid moment, and
Speaker 1: if assuming really close, you see producer Sam in the
Speaker 1: way background doing something and then everyone's talking about that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who did Jake take? Catch? Take the producer
Speaker 1: Cu Dan Yell? And I really did did Jake? The
Speaker 1: producer catch? I? Danielle? And who and me? Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right? Grammar Police. By the way, Gandhi made that
Speaker 1: same mistake. She did, yes, but she does do the
Speaker 1: eye and said of me a lot and I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you. You can tell me over half the people
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast right now, how many don't make
Speaker 1: it any more thanks to this podcast? A lot of them. No,
Speaker 1: we see it all the time when people submit grammar
Speaker 1: police errors. Okay, that's what I wanted to have. You're
Speaker 1: submitting you are you are, you are guilty. But that
Speaker 1: is irony, that is definitely and that is the pot
Speaker 1: calling to kettle black. Right, so three people. I wrote
Speaker 1: it on my sheet there gramm er police g R
Speaker 1: A m M e R No, it's a RB. Careful,
Speaker 1: that's awful. I got, I got. I got a letter
Speaker 1: from my my kids high school. Okay, And in the
Speaker 1: letter it said v I s a versa vice versa,
Speaker 1: vice versa. Right, it's vice v C vice versa. You're
Speaker 1: a school. It's the visa. Oh and I had to
Speaker 1: call you connect again people that make the radio in
Speaker 1: my car because it's sucking up again. Should The woman
Speaker 1: says to me, um, oh great, what your car do
Speaker 1: you have? And I tell us you as all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to need your VIN number, my vin your
Speaker 1: Vin number, my Vin, Yes, you're VIN number. I hung
Speaker 1: up on her. I hung up. I couldn't talk to
Speaker 1: the Grande every nine to hear the same ship. They
Speaker 1: are on a Grande a T M machine song, Oh
Speaker 1: my God, seven rings. Now. Lastly on the phone TAPU
Speaker 1: the was it the way back Wednesday? Phone tapes? Okay,
Speaker 1: so today staresday was yesterday yesterday's phone tap. At the
Speaker 1: end of the phone tap, I tell the guy you've
Speaker 1: been phone tapped by your wife and me, because without
Speaker 1: the wife would be a phone tap by me. Let
Speaker 1: somebody tried to correct you, which was to show that
Speaker 1: half the people no, no, no, no, no, but his
Speaker 1: thing they're a Brooklyn Boys slice. The person texted in
Speaker 1: Brody Grammar police, it should be my wife and you
Speaker 1: have been phone tapped by your wife and I Grammar
Speaker 1: police slice for life. So I wrote back, I know
Speaker 1: who they are because they apologized to me on Twitter.
Speaker 1: They said tried to get you failed, So I wrote back,
Speaker 1: rule number one when correcting someone, be correct, be right.
Speaker 1: Second of all, it is absolutely you've been found tapp
Speaker 1: by your wife and me. Absolutely. I mean have faith
Speaker 1: in me. People Gandhi tried to correct me today in
Speaker 1: what way? Well, we're talking about tomorrow being the summer solstice,
Speaker 1: all tomorrow's when it comes to the summer solstice and
Speaker 1: the vernal equinox, there's there the you are the king
Speaker 1: of this and the bouncing of the egg like this
Speaker 1: is your thing every year. I learned this from you.
Speaker 1: So so Gandhi said, oh to Mars the equinox, and
Speaker 1: Elvis says, oh, maybe we should get an egg in
Speaker 1: here and try and balance it, because during the equinox
Speaker 1: there are two equinoxes. Could you look that up, like
Speaker 1: the vernal equinox, and what's the other one, the vernal
Speaker 1: Did I say vernal? It's vernal vernal equinox. Yes, And
Speaker 1: what's the other one? What's the other equal day? It's uh,
Speaker 1: it's Thursday, Mary, the equinox in spring on about March
Speaker 1: in the northern hemisphere and September twenty two in the
Speaker 1: southern hemisphere. Those okay, those are your two equinoxes. Okay,
Speaker 1: now that's the day that on March twenty the vernal equinox.
Speaker 1: You could take an egg, a regular egg, not even
Speaker 1: hard boiled, and you it will the egg will stand
Speaker 1: up when you put when you it'll stand up. If
Speaker 1: you balance it properly, it won't roll over on its side.
Speaker 1: That is that is true? Okay, so hold on again.
Speaker 1: Watch the explanation is and says. The March equinox or
Speaker 1: northern equinox is the equinox the Earth when the subsolar
Speaker 1: point appears to leave the southern hemisphere and cross the
Speaker 1: celestial equator heading northward as seen from Earth. Yes, the
Speaker 1: March equinox is known as the vernal equinox the northern
Speaker 1: hemisphere or as the autumnal in This in theutumnal equinox
Speaker 1: and the vernal equinox, right, those are both in March. No,
Speaker 1: this September one, then this September one, whatever it is.
Speaker 1: They're six months apart from March twenty autumnal, septemb September.
Speaker 1: Right there you go, autumnal autumn. Great. Now, Elvis is like,
Speaker 1: let's bring in some eggs and then yet and then
Speaker 1: Gandhi's like, yeah, it's for the equinox, and I'm like no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no, no. Tomorrow is the summer solstice.
Speaker 1: There's the summer solstice and the winter solstice, okay, And
Speaker 1: here where we live in the Northern Hemisphere, the summer
Speaker 1: solstice is also known as the longest day of the year,
Speaker 1: but it's not an equinox and has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with balancing an egg that's in March. Those are your equinoxes.
Speaker 1: So you got your equinoxes and you got your solstices.
Speaker 1: Now here's another curve ball that's gonna blow your mind, Brody.
Speaker 1: On the summer solstice, the longest day of the year
Speaker 1: here in June, which is tomorrow, is also the day
Speaker 1: that the Sun is furthest away from the Earth in
Speaker 1: its orbit, furthest away. Now, one would think that it's
Speaker 1: the closest to the Earth because of the because it's
Speaker 1: hot in the summer, but in the wintertime the sun
Speaker 1: is closest to the earth. Do you know why that is?
Speaker 1: You know why why it's colder in the winter when
Speaker 1: the sun is closest to the earth, And why the
Speaker 1: Sun is furthest from the Earth in June when it's
Speaker 1: hot because of the angle at which the heat the
Speaker 1: Sun hits the Earth. So the angle is more to
Speaker 1: wrecked when in the in the summer, okay, and it's
Speaker 1: more indirect or when it's further. Now I'm going to
Speaker 1: read to you the explanation behind the bouncing of the egg.
Speaker 1: It is believed. It is believed that during the equinox
Speaker 1: and egg can be balanced on end um every year
Speaker 1: during the equinoxes question arises, Yes, with a little patients,
Speaker 1: you can balance an egg on end during the equinox.
Speaker 1: What will happen if you try to balance the egg
Speaker 1: on watch one April October two? The egg will balance
Speaker 1: the same on any day as it does on the
Speaker 1: vernal or autumnal equinox equinox, So that part it helps
Speaker 1: if you try it on a rough surface or choose
Speaker 1: an egg with a bumpy end for better balance. The
Speaker 1: myth comes from an assumption that during the equinox a
Speaker 1: special gravitational balance exists. The equinox is about balanced light,
Speaker 1: not balanced eggs or special gravity. So I was taught wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Brody. We used to do this in
Speaker 1: school every year us. But it balances the same every day.
Speaker 1: They just had you bounced it that day. Holy sh it.
Speaker 1: It's like a card trick. You didn't have Google back
Speaker 1: in the day. No, But you know what, though, I
Speaker 1: was taught wrong in Brooklyn, not in my school. I
Speaker 1: wasn't taught that. You were taught that. We used to
Speaker 1: do it every year. They used to bring in an
Speaker 1: egg on the on the vernal equinox. So we learned
Speaker 1: something here, yeah, bounce any day? Yeah, well will then
Speaker 1: why the hell of schools doing this once again? You're
Speaker 1: a school get it right? Yeah, vicevers. We you know what,
Speaker 1: I could just imagine the litany of things that we've
Speaker 1: been taught over our time that we're wrong. Well, it
Speaker 1: was done under during school time, under school roofs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you imagine it? Well, I don't remember the word.
Speaker 1: I think the word was unfortunately. I think it was unfortunately.
Speaker 1: I think I told the story somewhere gone in for
Speaker 1: her teacher conference my daughter's school I think she was
Speaker 1: in third or fourth grade at the time, it's a
Speaker 1: while ago, and they had an easel and on the
Speaker 1: easel and green magic marker it said the word of
Speaker 1: the day right. And I want to say, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pull up the words so I can make sure that
Speaker 1: I remember how it was spelled wrong okay, hold on
Speaker 1: m okay. So the word of the day was unfortunately
Speaker 1: right okay, And it was written today's day is unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Write it down fifty times in your notebook tonight and
Speaker 1: bring it in. That's your assignment. Write the word fifty times. Unfortunately, right, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: unfortunately the word was not spelled right on the board. Uh,
Speaker 1: they spelled it unfortunately, And I he E l y
Speaker 1: who does that? And so the green magic marker was
Speaker 1: sitting there. So while the eacher was talking finishing up
Speaker 1: with the last parent before us, I see it and
Speaker 1: I looked to my wife. I got, I said, she
Speaker 1: goes solid sending. So I said, it's to her homework
Speaker 1: assignment and it's gonna be ingreened in these kids brains.
Speaker 1: So I said, um, let me take the marker. It's
Speaker 1: right turn. I'll fix it. Just don't know it was you.
Speaker 1: You can't fix it? I go, How can I not
Speaker 1: say it? I mean, this is what did you do?
Speaker 1: I sweated bullets. I got out of there. I had
Speaker 1: to leave the room. You didn't correct it. No, you
Speaker 1: didn't call to her attention. My wife gave him to
Speaker 1: the elbow. And it is your civic duty, David Brody. No,
Speaker 1: I'm so ashamed of you. I know, I know I
Speaker 1: would have said something funk that. No, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. I was told not to. Why Because
Speaker 1: I was told not to by the boss, who's the boss,
Speaker 1: your wife is sometimes you have Tony Dance is the boss? Okay,
Speaker 1: who's the boss? Buck in a minute? All right? So
Speaker 1: you know you know something baby shark? Everybody hates it?
Speaker 1: Did you find it? You have it? Play just like
Speaker 1: a few seconds of it? Have Yeah, there's a reason,
Speaker 1: baby shar So I started thinking about it's summertime, by
Speaker 1: the way, could you all right? And so away? Um,
Speaker 1: there's there's been a lot of new stories, and I'm
Speaker 1: not making fun of tragedy. I'm only making fun of
Speaker 1: this song, and that's it, not making fun any real
Speaker 1: things that have happened. But this is my take. This
Speaker 1: is my summer version of that song. It's called mom
Speaker 1: I'm doing in the ocean. Okay, be careful, Jenny. Where
Speaker 1: sharks do do b? Where sharks do do b? Where
Speaker 1: sharks where sharks ary? Why shark do? Great white? I'll
Speaker 1: say that's crazy. Now, could you write another version for
Speaker 1: if you go out to eat and you had too
Speaker 1: much and you have indigestion, you have your stomach ache,
Speaker 1: Baby short, I could do that? Do baby short sound effect?
Speaker 1: Baby shark? Do do do Do do do do do? It's
Speaker 1: right there for you. You doing dodd no but there
Speaker 1: was anybody. There's been a lot of shark in the
Speaker 1: news lately, and that's why I did that. But everyone
Speaker 1: can relate to sharks. They could. I have another parody
Speaker 1: you want to play now, plaint later. It's the Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones one that I promised a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Here it is. But here's the thing. The names go
Speaker 1: by fast. If you remember the song we didn't start
Speaker 1: to find my jos in here, No no, because I
Speaker 1: had written this before the finale aired, So it's really
Speaker 1: just a list of names and people and things from
Speaker 1: the show. Here we go. Game of Thrones with Walda
Speaker 1: Frey Red fight but Brandon shake, Samuel, Carlly, the on
Speaker 1: Great Joy, holdel around, jump snow, dial Wolves and leave
Speaker 1: the tunics, little Finger around, the Unichs, Northern Houses, Southern
Speaker 1: Houses and the high Sparrow Lasts and the Starks, Aaron
Speaker 1: reading more months, Red Wedding. They'll die bar Don Darien
Speaker 1: last than I speaking in the rock, even KAlSi me
Speaker 1: Queen Denarrestagarian. Game of Thrones, good bye. Read Dragon's breed
Speaker 1: and by it. If you see it lying, you will
Speaker 1: still be dying. Breathe Dragon's breathe and by it. You
Speaker 1: can try and ride them, but don't try and fine
Speaker 1: him breath, try and bread and fire it the nearest
Speaker 1: come man so she can rid. I'm sorry. Many understand
Speaker 1: you and this freaking show. They understand her when she
Speaker 1: speaks high Valerian. Come on, dude, I'm not a Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones guy and never I haven't watched an episode
Speaker 1: and I wrote that song. I did a lot of research.
Speaker 1: That's awesome that I just I know. I promise that.
Speaker 1: As as people have been backing me up on Twitter,
Speaker 1: it's too dark. I don't like dark ship people backing
Speaker 1: you up doesn't make you right a wrong. You don't
Speaker 1: stuff I don't like. You don't like any stuff. You
Speaker 1: don't watch television I do. What's the last show you
Speaker 1: watched every week? Not Benji every week? Yeah, like you,
Speaker 1: I love that show. I watched all the time. It
Speaker 1: was the last show. I mean, I still watch sn L.
Speaker 1: I still I still watch Keep Up with Family guy,
Speaker 1: family can keep up with it every week? You watch,
Speaker 1: not every week. I when I have a chance, I
Speaker 1: pop in chance. Well, you're not a TV guy who
Speaker 1: watches TV in order at the same when it's going
Speaker 1: on live. But it's being broadcast over the air. Never
Speaker 1: there's there was. I watched The Walking Dead live every Sunday.
Speaker 1: I only watched Sports Live. That's it. You don't watch
Speaker 1: Love of Sports, watch the Mets, you know, Like I said,
Speaker 1: you don't watch love. It's been a bad way there,
Speaker 1: shooting the bed, man shifting the bed all right, said,
Speaker 1: cross that off? Crossed off? Cross it off? Uh? What
Speaker 1: else I want to talk about? Oh? I had a
Speaker 1: problem with a neighbor. Did you have something I did?
Speaker 1: But you go first, you go first, insist? Okay, I
Speaker 1: got human man about what? All right? So I have
Speaker 1: a two car garage, two car driveway, okay, And you
Speaker 1: have a couple of options when they when the driveway
Speaker 1: starts to crack. You can put patch fill in, right,
Speaker 1: which is like little pebbles like you see on the parkway,
Speaker 1: and then you take a big stomper and you stomp
Speaker 1: them down and you flatten them out, and then it
Speaker 1: draws and it's it's you hope it's the same level
Speaker 1: as the whole. You're patching a hole or a crack.
Speaker 1: And then you have crack fill, which is liquid. You
Speaker 1: pour it in the cracks higher than the crack and
Speaker 1: it fills the cracks and then if you want, you
Speaker 1: can you can recover it with like a like a
Speaker 1: liquid uh parmac and you like you put down your
Speaker 1: own driveway if it was smooth to begin with. But
Speaker 1: once you've patched it and filled it in his cracks,
Speaker 1: if you cover it with a you know, recover it,
Speaker 1: the cracks and everything are just gonna come through again. Right.
Speaker 1: And so to redo my driveway, shout out to anyone
Speaker 1: who wants to do my driveway with like dirt cheap
Speaker 1: uh the real way. Um, it's it's like it's thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars to redo the driveway. So every spring I
Speaker 1: buy a pack of sack create or whatever the ship
Speaker 1: is at home depot create not and it's it's a
Speaker 1: bag of little black pebbles with tar on them basically,
Speaker 1: and you pour it out like lava. Sack creates sounds
Speaker 1: like a leaky tick sick. Create your sack and I
Speaker 1: and I have this big stomper. It's got a flat
Speaker 1: metal thing. You bash it down right. Okay. So over
Speaker 1: the winter sometimes the cold and the snow and the
Speaker 1: ice will eat away at what you put down the
Speaker 1: previous spring. Because even if you seal it, it's still
Speaker 1: gonna come up. Some of it stays and some of
Speaker 1: it doesn't. So the edge of my driveway every spring
Speaker 1: kind of looks like ship because it all kind of
Speaker 1: wore away. When your car comes up and off the driveway,
Speaker 1: it it kind of like tractions. It spins and kicks
Speaker 1: it off. This is why I don't own property. So
Speaker 1: had I just spent the three fourth whatever, the I
Speaker 1: don't have it, so I don't have to spend. But
Speaker 1: if I spent it, i'd be done for like a
Speaker 1: good eight ten years. So my driveway hasn't been done
Speaker 1: in twenty years. And I patch it well, you know,
Speaker 1: I had the risk surgery and the elbow surgery, and
Speaker 1: so last year I didn't really keep up on as
Speaker 1: much as I could have. And now we're in June
Speaker 1: and I haven't really done the March April patching yet.
Speaker 1: So like now you all have these neighbors that right,
Speaker 1: but everyone has these neighbors that I want to drop
Speaker 1: little hints like maybe you should like clean your you know,
Speaker 1: mow your lawn or they dropped Okay, so I come
Speaker 1: home last week, I want to say it was mind
Speaker 1: their own business, okay. So I come home Saturday, Friday
Speaker 1: or Saturday it's Friday, have to work. So almost a
Speaker 1: week ago, and on my sidewalk, not on my sidewalk,
Speaker 1: I have like a concrete path to my front door
Speaker 1: is a brand new stomper and a bag of the
Speaker 1: patch for my driveway. So I texted my wife and
Speaker 1: I go to do you order anything for me for
Speaker 1: the spring? Did you I have a stomper? No, I
Speaker 1: don't order anything. So there's no it's there's no box,
Speaker 1: there's no nothing, there's just sitting there. So then it
Speaker 1: occurs to me one of my fucking neighbors it is
Speaker 1: so upset with the look of my my house that
Speaker 1: they're dropping me a hint. And they spent thirty on
Speaker 1: the stomper and the bag as if to say, hey,
Speaker 1: fix your fucking driveway. Here's a fucking hint. So I
Speaker 1: live on a call to sack, I know you hate those.
Speaker 1: And there's a house across from me and two houses
Speaker 1: to my left. Yeah, called a sack and sack crete.
Speaker 1: So there's only two houses the neighbor across the street
Speaker 1: that would see my driveway walking by. I'm like trying
Speaker 1: to figure out which these three pricks, right, but two
Speaker 1: of them have shitty driveways like mine, So you know
Speaker 1: that they don't give a ship. They're not looking at there.
Speaker 1: So then the people across the street, who I like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what if they did that? Now they're being
Speaker 1: nice like, hey, hooked up, I got you a thing,
Speaker 1: or they're being like, is a hint, a little anonymous tip.
Speaker 1: So I'm staring at it. I take it right, and
Speaker 1: I put it in the street, like on the curb,
Speaker 1: like in the street, right by the curb, not in
Speaker 1: the middle. And I'm like, fund this. I don't watch
Speaker 1: your gift. Fuck you. So I see my neighbors from
Speaker 1: across the street come out, so I walk outside like
Speaker 1: do do do do? Do do do? They don't say anything.
Speaker 1: They see the stuff in the street, they don't not
Speaker 1: like it's a thing. It's like, how's it going, Hey,
Speaker 1: how you doing nothing? No guilt, nothing. They're not looking
Speaker 1: at me. They're not like, hey, just see thing or
Speaker 1: nothing like it's killing me now, who dropped this ship off?
Speaker 1: I can't figure it out. I'm human. I'm like, who
Speaker 1: the I told my wife, I go we're gonna move.
Speaker 1: We're moving. I'm out of here. This is why I
Speaker 1: tell the story just well, maybe someone's trying to be helpful.
Speaker 1: They're not trying to be helpful. They're insulting me as
Speaker 1: a homeowner. They're insulting my property, and they're insulting my
Speaker 1: bank account. I don't like it. This is not a gift.
Speaker 1: This isn't nice. I called my friend, my buddy lives
Speaker 1: in town over. I go, did you uh no, No,
Speaker 1: because I had mentioned him I was gonna be doing
Speaker 1: my job and do it, so you didn't see this
Speaker 1: as a favor. So this is because right now, at
Speaker 1: first I'm thinking, how nice they're helping him along. So
Speaker 1: I have this whole thing in my head, this whole scenario,
Speaker 1: who did it, why they did it, What I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say when I figure out who it is, how mad
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be. And then I'm like, should I be
Speaker 1: mad or should I be appreciative? Nope, I'm mad because
Speaker 1: that's who I am. Okay, that's this is around what
Speaker 1: time I get on Friday, like one o'clock found six o'clock.
Speaker 1: Nobody is home in my house but me. Nobody, Like
Speaker 1: my kids are all over the place, my wife is working.
Speaker 1: Whatever this guy knocks on my door. Have big guy.
Speaker 1: Never saw him before, okay, never saw him before. Wide
Speaker 1: like a like a like like the rock, but not
Speaker 1: in the good shape, just wide, big muscular guy like
Speaker 1: you could be a football player. I said, can I
Speaker 1: help you? He says, uh, I got a text on
Speaker 1: my phone. He's said. Now, don't try to guess ahead.
Speaker 1: He goes, I got a text on my phone that
Speaker 1: my packages would deliver to your house. I said, what
Speaker 1: kind of packages? Two black boxes about this big. He
Speaker 1: holds his hands out there, about a foot and a
Speaker 1: half like shoe boxes, maybe a little bigger. So I said,
Speaker 1: I didn't get your packages. I didn't get your packages.
Speaker 1: I don't have any packages. And and now he he
Speaker 1: takes his big bass body and he walks. Now, my
Speaker 1: screen door is open enough that I could talk to
Speaker 1: him face to face. He walks forward now into my
Speaker 1: screen door opening and looks into my house. I said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, can I help you? He says, yeah, I
Speaker 1: live at number number five And it says it was
Speaker 1: delivered to your house whatever my house number is. And
Speaker 1: I said, I don't have it. So he looks in
Speaker 1: my house. I said, dude, I don't know who you are,
Speaker 1: but First of all, if I had your packages and
Speaker 1: I lied to you, I wouldn't have them right here
Speaker 1: by the door, right, I wouldn't leave them here. Second
Speaker 1: of all, I don't need your packages. I don't have them,
Speaker 1: he says. It says they would delivered here, and they
Speaker 1: were signed for, signed for nobody's home, but me, nobody's
Speaker 1: put home all day. I don't have two black boxes. Look, hey,
Speaker 1: I open it's off. I said, Now, could you back
Speaker 1: up and give me my space? Because you're kind of
Speaker 1: like clamping me here. He's like, why man mouth off
Speaker 1: to a guy that wide? Yeah, yeah, well yeah, I
Speaker 1: could have sat on you. I don't know, I know.
Speaker 1: So then I go in a light bulb goes off,
Speaker 1: and I say, what size with the boxes? He goes
Speaker 1: about this big, like eighteen inches? Maybe like that? Like
Speaker 1: all right, I said, because it's we weird. I got
Speaker 1: a bag of concrete patch and a stomper that showed
Speaker 1: up today and I don't know who's they are. Did
Speaker 1: you put those there? No? I go, well, those wouldn't
Speaker 1: to fit in a box, so I guess that's not yours. No,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for two boxes stuff I ordered. Okay, so
Speaker 1: that's a coincidence, right, So I go, well, that's weird.
Speaker 1: You're looking for two black boxes and I got two
Speaker 1: big items on my driveway. This is a crazy day.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, are you sure you didn't put that
Speaker 1: on my driveway like I thought? Maybe, He's like, wants
Speaker 1: to make sure I got him. I don't know, So
Speaker 1: I got no, I don't have him. He's all right,
Speaker 1: and he gives me a look like he doesn't believe me.
Speaker 1: So he walks down my steps and rather than walking
Speaker 1: on the path down the driveway make it right, he
Speaker 1: walks right across my lawn. So fuck you, fat guy.
Speaker 1: Don't walk across the Porson's lawn, especially when I'm staring
Speaker 1: at you. Then he turns back at me to see
Speaker 1: if I'm looking. I can see if maybe like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I feel guilty. I got his two black boxes. So
Speaker 1: I go back in the house and I'm filming again.
Speaker 1: This is my Friday. My family comes home. I want
Speaker 1: to stay around sixty. So I'm in the living room.
Speaker 1: We have a big picture window faces the front of
Speaker 1: the house, and I'm telling this story. This fat guy
Speaker 1: tells me we have his black boxes. I go, did
Speaker 1: you get any black boxes before you left for work. No,
Speaker 1: this guy's looking for black boxes. They're fifteen by eighteen
Speaker 1: like this big. I don't have any black boxes. I
Speaker 1: don't even who ships black boxes. I don't know he's
Speaker 1: talking about. So then my daughter looks out the window
Speaker 1: and goes, is that the guy? Yeah, he's back in
Speaker 1: front of my house. Oh my god. But he's doing
Speaker 1: the look around. He's looking left, looking right like he's
Speaker 1: sneaky dude. So I'm like, what the fuck? So I'm
Speaker 1: watching him from the window. He picks up the stomper
Speaker 1: and the patch for the driveway, throws it over his
Speaker 1: shoulder and starts walking off with it. So I walked outside.
Speaker 1: I go, excuse me, Yeah, what are you doing? This
Speaker 1: is the stuff I ordered? Are you fucking teddy? Babe?
Speaker 1: I asked you if the stuff was yours. You sat down,
Speaker 1: you said it's in a black box. You sit two
Speaker 1: black boxes. The stopper is five ft high. It doesn't
Speaker 1: fit in a box. More importantly, don't you know what
Speaker 1: the funk you ordered? Yeah? Wouldn't you remember ordering a
Speaker 1: stopper and patch for your driveway? Not only are you
Speaker 1: an asshole, you made me spend the whole afternoon mad
Speaker 1: in my neighbors, and you walked across my fucking lawn.
Speaker 1: You fat fuck, get off by law number five. Fat fuck.
Speaker 1: You ordered the patch and the stopper and you don't remember.
Speaker 1: And I was gonna say, how does he not know
Speaker 1: what he ordered? What does he think? It's a collapsible
Speaker 1: stopper in a box? What don't you say? I ordered
Speaker 1: a giant fucking bag of drive The driveway patch is
Speaker 1: twenty pounds, it's a big bag. Well, I haven't a second.
Speaker 1: It's just dawned upon me. What if this guy lost
Speaker 1: his packages and he was gonna cut his loss and figured, well,
Speaker 1: the stomper doesn't belong to this guy. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: steal it and sell it on eBay and get my
Speaker 1: money back for whatever I ordered. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: thought that you have amnesia, and I thought that was
Speaker 1: what he was doing. Except an hour later I drove,
Speaker 1: I went out to get dinner, and he was stomping
Speaker 1: his fucking ugly driveway. So he ordered the ship it
Speaker 1: doesn't remembered it. But how did he know that? Because
Speaker 1: he probably doesn't alert that your packages have a wrong No,
Speaker 1: he gots white came to my house. He had the
Speaker 1: alert to package. But then he but because his wife
Speaker 1: must have said to him, stupid. We ordered the patch
Speaker 1: in the stomper. But he didn't knock on my door
Speaker 1: and say, hey man, I'm sorry, and that is what
Speaker 1: he ordered. He just didn't look around. He did so weird,
Speaker 1: and you led him to it. You led the horse
Speaker 1: to I start. Maybe those two boxes of yours and
Speaker 1: the two things. Something still doesn't add up. Something's wrong,
Speaker 1: I know. Meanwhile, I had this whole scenario in my head,
Speaker 1: this whole thing figured out. I gave my neighbor's a
Speaker 1: dirty look and it wasn't them. Now he's the kicker.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to home depot now. And by the
Speaker 1: patch fiveway party was going to keep the patch. I
Speaker 1: should have just kept the patch. What he said it
Speaker 1: was his, but I was so angry that someone gave
Speaker 1: me the patch. Now you have to go buy the
Speaker 1: patch again. You're your own worst enemy, Brody, my own
Speaker 1: worst enemy, my own worst I was sitting at the airport.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing the clap thing anymore. I'm making that official. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't do the clap thing. Yes, we're not. I
Speaker 1: won't do the clap thing. But my mother says to me,
Speaker 1: who the hell? Actually? My mother said after the ford,
Speaker 1: he said, who the funk pays nineties something dollars for
Speaker 1: a tie dyed shirt. I said, it's a good point, mom,
Speaker 1: That's why I love you, all right, It's quality material
Speaker 1: when we have her on, when we come back from
Speaker 1: nothing but compliments and follow up to that conversation the way,
Speaker 1: you still have posted the picture on our Instagram In turn, Robbie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy who said he wouldn't pay very much for
Speaker 1: it whatever, he came in yesterday with the same tie
Speaker 1: tyed shirt on the same color the head. Obviously, I said, obviously,
Speaker 1: you thought my shirt was cool that you felt the
Speaker 1: need to go out and buy one of your own.
Speaker 1: He said it on the podcast that he bought the
Speaker 1: same one in Goodwill for like set four dollars away. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he felt the need to wear it to show it.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad looking, great shirt, fine, not fine,
Speaker 1: it's awesome, okay, But yeah, he paid a quarter of
Speaker 1: what I paid for it, maybe less, Okay, I don't care.
Speaker 1: So I was at the airport the other day, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was with out there and I was tim he
Speaker 1: was rolling with. She was actually serving me my coffee.
Speaker 1: I was at an undisclosed That coffee shop sitting at
Speaker 1: the bar at the airport was not Starbucks or Duncan Donuts. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get that out of the way. But it was
Speaker 1: a gourmet coffee beanery, not a sponsor, not a sponsor.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, can I have a coffee, please? Small coffee?
Speaker 1: He said, I want milk and sugar. And I said, uh,
Speaker 1: do you have half and half? She goes, yeah, we
Speaker 1: got cream, I said. I said, I said no, but
Speaker 1: is it cream or is it half and half? And
Speaker 1: she said to me She gave me the stankiest of
Speaker 1: fucking stink faces and looked at me like I was
Speaker 1: fucking stupid. She didn't know. She said, we got yeah,
Speaker 1: we have that. I said, so do you have half
Speaker 1: and half? Right? Do you have or do you have cream?
Speaker 1: What does she think the half and half? It took us.
Speaker 1: It was like a weird ten second stare off right,
Speaker 1: and then I'm looking back at her and my face
Speaker 1: gets just as stinky as her did as hers did,
Speaker 1: and she said, oh, hey, I'll give I'll get that.
Speaker 1: I'll give you cream, all right, let's back up a second.
Speaker 1: Half and half is not cream. No, it's half of something,
Speaker 1: half of something else. Okay, it's a lot of times
Speaker 1: it's half cream, half light cream, and half milk. That's
Speaker 1: what true half and half is. Okay that. Let me
Speaker 1: just be clear about that. Sometimes half and half contains
Speaker 1: chemicals in it and other things. You have to read
Speaker 1: the ingredients. It results may vary, ingredients may vary, recipes
Speaker 1: may vary, but half and half in its purest intended
Speaker 1: form is half cream and half milk. Are you trying
Speaker 1: to um? Look this up? Bertie? I'm gonna look up
Speaker 1: the exact definition. Okay. Cream is either heavy cream or
Speaker 1: light cream, like whipping cream. Like if you take heavy
Speaker 1: cream and you put a whisk to it, he poured
Speaker 1: in a bowl and you start whipping it, whipping it,
Speaker 1: whipping it with a whisk, that will turn into what
Speaker 1: we know is whipped cream. Whipped cream. Whipped cream. Heavy
Speaker 1: cream turns into whip cream if you if you mix
Speaker 1: it with a with a whisk, enough, okay, so, or
Speaker 1: put a two cartridge in it. At Starbust, you used
Speaker 1: to put those silver canisters in and you put the
Speaker 1: cartridge and it goes and heavy cream clots and turns
Speaker 1: into clotted cream or heavy or whipped cream. Let's be
Speaker 1: completely let's be yep. This bitch sorry, who was giving
Speaker 1: me stank face at a coffee? A specialist's her job,
Speaker 1: it's your fucking job. You don't fucking know the difference
Speaker 1: between milk, cream and half and half. So what does
Speaker 1: she think the half and half is half heavy half cream.
Speaker 1: She thought that the word half and half is all
Speaker 1: encompassing and it means what cream, half and half all
Speaker 1: the same thing. But the truth of the matter is
Speaker 1: if you ask for coffee with cream, you're actually offen
Speaker 1: asking for coffee with light cream, light cream or heavy cream.
Speaker 1: Heavy cream? Is what I told you. Half and half
Speaker 1: is half heavy cream and had half milk. That is
Speaker 1: what happened. Half light but not not like what milk.
Speaker 1: I don't want a whole milk. Which one did they have? Well,
Speaker 1: that's the point. The truth of the matter is I
Speaker 1: would have what did they have? They gave me half
Speaker 1: and half. They gave me she called it cream. See,
Speaker 1: if it's a coffee shop, they probably have cream, and
Speaker 1: they probably have they could have mixed them together. I
Speaker 1: was hoping I was hoping I had the choice half
Speaker 1: and half or cream. Not the same thing, not the
Speaker 1: fucking same thing. But beyond all, you don't forget take
Speaker 1: all this out of the equation. You work. You were hired.
Speaker 1: You were employed by this place that specializes in coffee
Speaker 1: and coffee drinks. They were doing lattees, they were foaming
Speaker 1: in steam, frothing up milk, they were doing all that there.
Speaker 1: They had the espresso pods, they had all of it.
Speaker 1: You know what a cappuccino or a latte cappuccino is
Speaker 1: if you use cream instead of milk, a cap it's
Speaker 1: a brevet brevet. Okay, order that at Starbucks next time,
Speaker 1: order a latte with heavy would be no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. What's an ol Okay? L at the
Speaker 1: Italian drink is a latte? Right? That is espresso, not espresso,
Speaker 1: Espresso with milk. Okay, A cafe ole is French. It's
Speaker 1: coffee with steamed milk, coffee with steam milks. Americano coffee Americano,
Speaker 1: no regular American coffee as opposed to expresso. Americano has
Speaker 1: is hot water. You add hot water too, It's it's
Speaker 1: got more hot water in it. Okay, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: An old a is coffee with steam milk. Latte is
Speaker 1: espresso with steam milk, and a cappuccino is is espresso
Speaker 1: with when mostly foam and a little bit of milk.
Speaker 1: And the way they taught us at Starbucks back in
Speaker 1: the day is latte is a lot of milk. Cappuccino
Speaker 1: has a cap of foam, cap of foam. And if
Speaker 1: you get it any other way, you've been misguided and
Speaker 1: they're wrong. But don't you start giving me stank face
Speaker 1: because I tried to make a separation of is it
Speaker 1: half and half or is it cream, because they're not
Speaker 1: the same thing. Heavy cream with whole milk is half
Speaker 1: and half. People, right, So again, just to be specific,
Speaker 1: on the Americano, it's espressot extra hot water, so it's
Speaker 1: a little more like coffee, but it still has that smoky,
Speaker 1: burnt espresso. Regular coffee is regular. Columbian coffee beans no
Speaker 1: regular coffee, and stop it, stop it, you know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. Come on now. Colombia is one country
Speaker 1: that makes coffee, but differentiate between espresso and coffee. Espresso
Speaker 1: beans are roasted longer. Okay, that's what I was looking for. Right.
Speaker 1: I believe Starbucks if I remember, it's been a while
Speaker 1: since I was burnt. Yeah, I was a training manager
Speaker 1: for them. I believe the average bean is nine to
Speaker 1: eleven minutes and the espresso was fourteen minutes something like that.
Speaker 1: So they believe the longer you roast the coffee, the
Speaker 1: more flavor comes out of the bean, which is why
Speaker 1: even their regular coffee has a little bit more smoky taste. Right,
Speaker 1: But people assume that they go, oh, this is a
Speaker 1: strong cup of coffee. It's not strong. Caffeine is gonna
Speaker 1: do it? The taste, caffeine, caffeine level of coffee like
Speaker 1: espresso did a shot of espresso so much caffeine. A
Speaker 1: shot of espresso has the same amount of caffeine roughly
Speaker 1: as a cup of coffee less water. Another knowledge bomb
Speaker 1: for you, Boom. I'm just throwing it. People think that
Speaker 1: espresso has the most caffeine. I just said that it
Speaker 1: does not. You know what has the most caffeine? A blonde?
Speaker 1: What a blonde? A blonde roast? A blonde roast. That's
Speaker 1: not correct, that is correct. Look it up, rule of Brodie.
Speaker 1: Be right, there's a blonde roast, A dark roast, there's espresso.
Speaker 1: You get more caffeine in a blonde roast. Now here's
Speaker 1: why I know this because the barista at Starbucks downstairs
Speaker 1: told me so. Now, once again, if this is wrong,
Speaker 1: it was their job to be right. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with I'm pretty sure. I'm back I'm
Speaker 1: walking it back a little bit. Maybe i'm backpedaling, but
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure a blonde. If you are dead asleep
Speaker 1: and you have to wake up, most people reach for espresso.
Speaker 1: Most people reach for espresso, and that is wrong because
Speaker 1: that has the least amount of caffeine. The most caffeine
Speaker 1: is in a blonde roast of coffee. Don't tell me
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, Brodie. Okay, there's two different explanations for what
Speaker 1: you're about. What you're talking about. Traditionally, lighter roasts have
Speaker 1: more caffeine because the dark the roasting process removes a little.
Speaker 1: That's correct. However, since the beans are denser than a
Speaker 1: darker roast. Uh, if you weigh out, the scoop's darker
Speaker 1: roast will have more caffeine because there is less mass.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, bah blah. So it has to do
Speaker 1: with um. But I'm not entirely wrong here. And the barista,
Speaker 1: I'm actually the barista was the one who told us
Speaker 1: to me at Starbucks downstairs, and she seemed to have
Speaker 1: known her coffee. I trusted her at word. I didn't
Speaker 1: try and google her wrong. There's a lot of silence
Speaker 1: on this podcast. I'll tell you, I'll tell you. I'll
Speaker 1: give you two answers. The blonde roast was not available
Speaker 1: back when I was a trainer for Starbucks. Um, but
Speaker 1: looking at it depends on the website. But I'm looking
Speaker 1: at Kicking Horse Coffee and they say that caffeine is
Speaker 1: fairly stable in the roasting process. If you weigh out
Speaker 1: your scoop, stark or roast will have more caffeine because
Speaker 1: there was less mass. Uh So what should also be
Speaker 1: noted rabbic caffeine to pay on the plant. Well, I
Speaker 1: started drinking blonde roast here because I thought that I
Speaker 1: was getting more caffeine and I needed to wake up. Okay,
Speaker 1: it also depends on on what type of bean you're roasting,
Speaker 1: So blonde roast is just a level of cooking it
Speaker 1: too blonde, right, lightly roasted? Okay, all right, I think
Speaker 1: we've had enough of coffee talk. What do you think
Speaker 1: with Linda Richmond? Yeah, I look, I cant listen. The
Speaker 1: thing about Colombian coffee, which I just want to correct
Speaker 1: you about the different coffee from different parts of the world,
Speaker 1: Like Latin American coffees like Columbia have a brightness and
Speaker 1: acidity and a lighter flavor to them in a city,
Speaker 1: meaning like what when we suck a lemon, right, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: acidity is that bright feeling It kind of uh like
Speaker 1: it almost lights up your mouth a little bit, like
Speaker 1: a menthol gum or whatever, like experiment gum, whereas Asian
Speaker 1: coffees are very heavy and dense and almost taste like
Speaker 1: you're eating dirt. You're kind of muddy, where African coffees
Speaker 1: are sort of in the middle somewhere like a Canyon
Speaker 1: or Ethiopian coffee. I like a good Colombian coffee. You're
Speaker 1: saying that because that's what you know. If you had
Speaker 1: if you had a Costa Rican coffee, you probably like
Speaker 1: it better than Colombian. Shout out Costa Rica. All right,
Speaker 1: let me get you had a good Canyon or an
Speaker 1: Ethiopian hurraar. Your eyes will pop out of your head.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, this is so much better
Speaker 1: than Columbian. Well you have to go yet. The best
Speaker 1: thing you do is get a French press, and your
Speaker 1: French press the different coffee from around the world, and
Speaker 1: I can teach you how to tell them apart. But
Speaker 1: Asian coffees the like Somatra scary. What's this big white
Speaker 1: package staring me in the face? That's my sac Is
Speaker 1: that your colder shack? No, so you're gonna need to
Speaker 1: get you didn't need to get our jingle. Somebody sent
Speaker 1: us uh something a package for us, and I want
Speaker 1: to get their name because they didn't put a note
Speaker 1: in the bag. What they did was is they asked us.
Speaker 1: They asked me what our mailing address was. They said, hey,
Speaker 1: what's the mailing address to send you guys? Uh something?
Speaker 1: They said, she sent to Brody is scary, and so
Speaker 1: I said, send it to Brody because I have a
Speaker 1: desk and you do not. Bro good boys. They not
Speaker 1: to give me stuff. Free ship for us, Oh, I
Speaker 1: feel some free ship coming my way. Free ship for us,
Speaker 1: hit me heavy, free ship for us. I had to
Speaker 1: go back now into my Instagram and search to figure
Speaker 1: out who it was. Had the conversation with and hope
Speaker 1: that it's this person, because other people send us stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's from this Let me see
Speaker 1: the label. Don't the label? No? No, So this person
Speaker 1: sent us stuff from the shipping department of an unnamed
Speaker 1: company in Austin, Texas. Okay, so I'm assuming I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wait a second. Let me check this person's Instagram. Could
Speaker 1: we say his name Michael Bellevue, Michael Bellevue. The reason
Speaker 1: I'm pronouncing his last name for sure? Oh you Deely,
Speaker 1: Michael Bellevue. Bellevue could be what there Michael Bellevue on
Speaker 1: here it is, it's probably Bellevue. Let me see what
Speaker 1: it is. I'm gonna kid it Christmas. Here you're holding.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm gonna say before I take these out.
Speaker 1: We've gotten a lot of free ship for us and
Speaker 1: keep it coming. And Jenevic. Jenevic said, because I mentioned
Speaker 1: on Walkers and Talkers that we got free shirts. I
Speaker 1: described the shirts and said, we got t shirts from
Speaker 1: the from the free ship for us to part man
Speaker 1: is the one who sent us pizza, right, and so
Speaker 1: I kind of I alluded on the Walkers and Talkers
Speaker 1: podcast episode seven. I think hold on. Janevic was like,
Speaker 1: I was gonna send your shirts. I go to to
Speaker 1: seven days in a week, you always send the shirts.
Speaker 1: So these shirts are very much things we say, oh
Speaker 1: no really, So first the first one and we got
Speaker 1: two of the gray ones and I think no, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, okay, So we got one gray shirt which
Speaker 1: is clearly for me, two blue shirts, one for each
Speaker 1: of us, and a black one for you. So we
Speaker 1: both end up with two shirts. The first shirt. The
Speaker 1: first shirt an official Diet Coke shirt that says no ice,
Speaker 1: Diet Coke, no Ice. It's I'm gonna put the pictures
Speaker 1: up on Instagram. This is one of the best things ever.
Speaker 1: And our new Twitter at the Brooklyn Boys, which is
Speaker 1: coming very soon, getting a lot of activity here. Whoa
Speaker 1: uh the shirt just for scary says problems and Brooklyn
Speaker 1: ain't one like that. So there's your Brooklyn that's jay Z. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one. This is a Brooklyn Boys shirt if ever
Speaker 1: there was a Brooklyn Boys shirt. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: what these costs, so thank you a hundred times over.
Speaker 1: These are customers custom because when you see what they
Speaker 1: say on them, you will your head's gonna explore, haven't
Speaker 1: seen them? Stop holding out? Read Read the shirt? What
Speaker 1: does it say? It says don't tweet me? And there's
Speaker 1: the picture of the Twitter the blue Twitter bird with
Speaker 1: a red circle and a line through it don't tweet me.
Speaker 1: That is hilarious. Bravo. We want you to tweet us
Speaker 1: because our newly freshly um freshly polished handle is coming.
Speaker 1: Yes at the Brooklyn Boys, let's have a party for that.
Speaker 1: And we're not giving up at Brooklyn Boys. WTF So
Speaker 1: you can't you can't get in there and steal it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna park that, all right. So Michael Bellevue, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. But I would put a note in
Speaker 1: the bag next time. Send us a you tell me
Speaker 1: it's coming. I assume it's from you, But now if
Speaker 1: a package drive from Michael Lamorrow, we don't know who
Speaker 1: this is. Thank you so much. Now, speaking of your
Speaker 1: you're a heavy cream situation, You're you're going back on this.
Speaker 1: I have to We got a tweet from David Hugo
Speaker 1: or Huggle. I'm assuming it's Hugo at hl W D
Speaker 1: Hugot one, uh ordering not no one thing. You have
Speaker 1: to remember, so a lot of people what they do
Speaker 1: is they know you run the Brooklyn Boys account, so
Speaker 1: they only tweet me and at the Brooklyn Boys throw
Speaker 1: in at scary Jones. Also, if you don't mind, yeah,
Speaker 1: I won't see it if you don't, okay. Ordering McDonald's
Speaker 1: from my daughter, I said milk. Was asked white or chalk? Clid,
Speaker 1: I said milk. They asked again, white or chocolate. I
Speaker 1: bit my tongue from my daughter and said white. But
Speaker 1: I felt so dirty and wrong. Has taken no such
Speaker 1: thing as white milk. So exactly what comes out of
Speaker 1: a cow milk. That's what I want, all right, Uh
Speaker 1: Daniel's sorrow for vertigamou out to dinner with my parents.
Speaker 1: They took so long to get as the food and
Speaker 1: then my mom's order was totally wrong. Told them about
Speaker 1: free dessert. They took her order off the bill. Offered
Speaker 1: to fix it right away at free dessert and beer.
Speaker 1: Now my parents want your book. Boom boom. I got
Speaker 1: to meet a listener of ours, uh Daniel Cruz. Daniel
Speaker 1: works in an outback that I happened to be in
Speaker 1: with my mom. Daniel came up to me and said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you're David Brody, Right. I said, yeah, now right away.
Speaker 1: I know I can't complain about my meal. Now I'm
Speaker 1: done right And there was two things wrong with my meal.
Speaker 1: They put the green posse on my potatoes when I asked,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't say anything. You couldn't. So Daniel, very
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. He's a he's a slice. He comes,
Speaker 1: he says, you David Brodie. I said, yes, I am.
Speaker 1: He's slice for life. The first thing he said to me,
Speaker 1: I said, well, it's a pleasure to meet. Was I listen.
Speaker 1: I was in the LP Stray Morning Shure. Every day
Speaker 1: I listen to book the podcast. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: such a fan. I'm fan growing right now. I'm so
Speaker 1: excited because can we get a pictures? That? Okay? He says,
Speaker 1: I know you don't like taking pictures. So first of all,
Speaker 1: he's paying attention. So I said, no, Daniel, for you,
Speaker 1: I'll take a picture. And then he says, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I I already I saw you from a distance. My fault,
Speaker 1: My camera app is already open. I know you don't
Speaker 1: like to wait, so he's like he's prepared everything. So
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't have a problement waiting. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I said that. I just don't remember
Speaker 1: saying that. But I definitely don't like taking selfies. But
Speaker 1: I did take a picture with Daniel. He's very nice.
Speaker 1: And then I wrote him and I said it was
Speaker 1: a pleasure meeting you, and he wrote me back basically
Speaker 1: he said, I know you all on the Big Show
Speaker 1: don't refer yourselves celebrities, but to me, you are. Thank
Speaker 1: you for taking the time to talk with me. Happy
Speaker 1: Father's Day. Very nice. But he seems surprised that that
Speaker 1: number one I was nice, but too that we would
Speaker 1: take a picture, would you why would see the whole
Speaker 1: thing like we're not celebrities? We really we really aren't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, but it was. It was great meeting him,
Speaker 1: really nice guy. Um Jason Poland at j Poland ten
Speaker 1: went to a drive through was asked to pull to
Speaker 1: the side. I said, no, Hashtech Slice for Life, Uh,
Speaker 1: carry s hedges. I sent out a joke on Monday.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday night, I got a cartoon meme that said
Speaker 1: bum bum, I said carry. Two days later the way,
Speaker 1: I met a couple of wonderful listeners and including a
Speaker 1: boyfriend and girlfriend who date and they were literally in
Speaker 1: they caught us as we were leaving the venue and
Speaker 1: we were we were kind of like in this area
Speaker 1: from where we were meeting listeners and clients too. We
Speaker 1: were walking up the side ramp and then the staircase,
Speaker 1: and they caught and they were the nicest couple. But
Speaker 1: you know what they're posted. They didn't post the picture.
Speaker 1: They didn't post or tag the pictures, so I can't
Speaker 1: find them. But they were wonderful people. And I met
Speaker 1: them in Cleveland and they were asking for you prodie,
Speaker 1: and you know, they were slices for life, and they
Speaker 1: said that they listened in order to look who it is.
Speaker 1: Spruce on the loose, the man with the juice going on.
Speaker 1: All the Spruce fans are happy, all the people that
Speaker 1: don't want us to have guests are upset. Don't cut
Speaker 1: me as a guest, then you'll bring another dimension together
Speaker 1: that it's undescribable. I love every second or or indescribable adribed.
Speaker 1: Two more things I want to read from Lyndy. Lindy
Speaker 1: used to tweet us a lot. She is what up girl?
Speaker 1: Not more than Zelda. Okay, anyway, she hasn't tweeted us
Speaker 1: in a while. She tweeted re listening to The Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Of course, with episode zero, it's oddly satisfying to listen
Speaker 1: to all the ideas David Brody and Scary Jones were
Speaker 1: tossing around. Remember when reading birthdays was a thing? L
Speaker 1: O L. I did get hype when I hear heard
Speaker 1: my name, even though it was rhetorically anyway, So thank you.
Speaker 1: And one more thing. Today, Elvis on The Big Show
Speaker 1: talked about what would you do if you had ten
Speaker 1: million dollars and somebody texted in, I would invest ten
Speaker 1: million dollars in the Brooklyn Boys podcast and make that
Speaker 1: the number one podcast in America. Wow, that is dedication.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Thank you so much for that. That really God.
Speaker 1: I almost want to cry when I when when I
Speaker 1: get d m s on Instagram or Twitter, people send
Speaker 1: us messages and because people, the loyalty and the dedication
Speaker 1: is at a level that I don't think I've ever
Speaker 1: experienced in my career. And I don't know why it's
Speaker 1: even warranted. And I don't feel like I deserve any
Speaker 1: of this. Yeah he doesn't. Yeah, yeah, Scar you a
Speaker 1: good dude. Thank you, you're dude. That that's nice of you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that welcome. So uh, we got an email
Speaker 1: from Louise Koto who was talking about the interrupting intern
Speaker 1: from episode nu Um correcting intern, correcting intern. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: flew to New York City to see the mom family
Speaker 1: and some friends. One day, I was walking towards my
Speaker 1: mom's home in Harlem with my sister. We were and
Speaker 1: by the way, I didn't read this because you walked
Speaker 1: into the rooms first I did. This is a coincidence.
Speaker 1: I had the phone in my hand before you walked
Speaker 1: into the room. You accuse me of trying to read this.
Speaker 1: So so he was in Harlem casually passing a thrift shop,
Speaker 1: which started, which started a conversation regarding thrift shops and
Speaker 1: consignment stores. So this ballsy snot nos motherfucking hipster decided
Speaker 1: to interrupt our conversation and say, with a boogie tone,
Speaker 1: this is not a consignment store, this is a thrift shop.
Speaker 1: My sister yelled, motherfucker. I stopped standing at him and said,
Speaker 1: I'm speaking about consignment stores at my location. The hipster
Speaker 1: that apologized and proceeded to walk into the store. My
Speaker 1: sister laughed and said, how dare he? These ass hats
Speaker 1: had the balls to interrupt our conversation, not knowing what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. I'm glad you didn't lose your harlem.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, I said. It seems
Speaker 1: like he wasn't ready for a response. I'm not too
Speaker 1: sure if it's a generational thing or or poor parenting.
Speaker 1: But I'm on the cusp between Generation X and a millennial.
Speaker 1: But people tend to categorize me as millennial. My mom
Speaker 1: told us speak when spoken to and prepare for repercussions
Speaker 1: on all decisions made. These kids are fucking ballsy. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Luis Koto. Speaking of eves dropping, they just walked into
Speaker 1: a conversation that they weren't Yeah. So speaking of eavesdropping,
Speaker 1: I met my physical therapist on Friday, right, so this
Speaker 1: weekend was a big weekend. Sunday is not only Father's
Speaker 1: Day for me, it's my mom's birthday, so every few
Speaker 1: years it's the same day. So I had plans for
Speaker 1: Father's Day, but I couldn't include my mom in the
Speaker 1: plans because it was in a different direction. But she understood,
Speaker 1: so I went to see her for a birthday On Saturday.
Speaker 1: I had a nice lunch. We had dinner, but nice day,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. Gave her a present whatever. I can't
Speaker 1: say what it is because no, no, one of the
Speaker 1: things I ordered for her hadn't arrived yet, and it
Speaker 1: as of the recording of this, she hasn't gotten it yet.
Speaker 1: But she might hear this podcast before I see your
Speaker 1: next week, so I can't say what it was. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you later. Okay. So I met the physical therapist,
Speaker 1: and you know, I had elbow surgery. So part of
Speaker 1: the therapy is I laid down on the table and
Speaker 1: my my my arm therapist, he's my hand in arm therapist.
Speaker 1: Um massage of the arm, stretches, it works it out.
Speaker 1: So I'm laying down on the table. And then there's
Speaker 1: a regular table where people sit at with other ailments.
Speaker 1: They have hand injuries, different things, So they sit and
Speaker 1: they do like little peg boards, they squeeze putty, they
Speaker 1: do whatever they're doing. So there's an old lady. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say she's old because she's freaking old. She's at
Speaker 1: least she's at least I don't be like, they shouldn't
Speaker 1: be ganging and she's mean all she's old. I don't
Speaker 1: know her. Okay, that's really the right. Okay. So I'm
Speaker 1: talking to my hand guy, my guy, Joe, and he's like,
Speaker 1: what are your plans for the weekend? So I so
Speaker 1: I say to him, well, it's my mom's birthday and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see us Saturday night. And the old
Speaker 1: lady says, oh, not she Now, I'm laying down right,
Speaker 1: Joe is to my right, and she is behind Joe
Speaker 1: at the table. But my head I can perifeully see her.
Speaker 1: My head's passed Joe because he's on my elbow, so
Speaker 1: the top of my head is I could see past Joe.
Speaker 1: I see the woman and she just, oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see your mother? What the fuck you? So,
Speaker 1: I say, you know? So then, Joseph, what are you
Speaker 1: doing for Father's Day? Is it? Well, Joe, you know
Speaker 1: what Father's days happens to be my actual mom's birthday,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna be able to see her on
Speaker 1: her birthday, so I'm taking her out Saturday. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: I suppose the woman says this. What was she implying?
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I'm like the fuck, So I
Speaker 1: keep telling you my story. I said, yeah, I'm taking
Speaker 1: my mom off at dinner and take it to Brooklyn
Speaker 1: because there's some restaurants she wants to go to. So
Speaker 1: one of my presences on my vacation, I'm gonna drive
Speaker 1: it to Brooklyn. We spent the who day in Brooklyn,
Speaker 1: got all favorite places and here go, oh that's sweet. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm irked, but I'm not that irk yet.
Speaker 1: So then I said, you know, everything is on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I you have three kids. My oldest one made plans
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend and she's not going to see me
Speaker 1: on Father's Day. I said, I'll upset about it. Hear,
Speaker 1: oh that's terrible. M So I saw him. He's looking
Speaker 1: at me and he's like, he's giving me the look
Speaker 1: like please leave her alone. She's you know. So then
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, you know, she's home from college, is
Speaker 1: a little bumpy, and you know we're not clicking right now.
Speaker 1: And she says, oh, don't worry, honey. They all come
Speaker 1: around eventually, when she's in her twenties. It will all
Speaker 1: work out. I'm like, this woman is listening to so
Speaker 1: I ignore her. I ignore her, and I say, so, anyway,
Speaker 1: we're going to such and such right the way that
Speaker 1: would be a verbal cue, I was, because it's annoying him. Right,
Speaker 1: So I go, so, anyway, Uh, you know, the four
Speaker 1: of us are gonna go out to dinner one of
Speaker 1: my favorite restaurants. And I tell him the Rain Restaurant.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, I've never been there. Okay, so him.
Speaker 1: So I go back and I go so anyway and again.
Speaker 1: So she's like, huh, Now, when your daughter doesn't talk
Speaker 1: to you, you don't, you're rude. So, by the way,
Speaker 1: the older you get, the more you have to you
Speaker 1: get to say anything. So then my my joke said,
Speaker 1: Joe gives me the look and he goes, all right,
Speaker 1: So I go, excuse me, I'm not responding to your
Speaker 1: commentary because you're not part of this conversation. You've sel
Speaker 1: far given me. She said all the things, but I
Speaker 1: shortened the story. It's self all you've given me advice
Speaker 1: on raising my daughter, where I should eat, when I
Speaker 1: should take my mom out of her birthday, uh you know,
Speaker 1: and what gifts, your thoughts on the gift I got her?
Speaker 1: Maybe she was lonely, I said, I said, I apologize
Speaker 1: for not responding to you, but I wasn't talking to you.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to get my arm worked out. So
Speaker 1: if you don't mind, I'd like to have what I said,
Speaker 1: if it's okay, I said, I appreciate your feedback. But no, no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't upset she was doing it. I was upset
Speaker 1: she made a comment that I wasn't responding to her
Speaker 1: so very politely, was like, you know, I wasn't responding
Speaker 1: to you. Do you did you start yelling like you're
Speaker 1: doing right now? No? I was. I was a little more.
Speaker 1: I was a little more like, but you know, spruce,
Speaker 1: don't you think and maybe maybe I have a little
Speaker 1: soft spot for the elderly and you have the aging,
Speaker 1: But don't you think that maybe she was lonely. She
Speaker 1: wanted to get in on a conversation and she I mean,
Speaker 1: if it was me, I think I would roll with
Speaker 1: the punchers. I would have. I would have. How was she?
Speaker 1: Oh forty, that's all give you that old I gotta
Speaker 1: go with scary. You can say anything you want to
Speaker 1: say coming if you want to just walk around just
Speaker 1: straight winted to pulling it, But donald ducking was. I
Speaker 1: wasn't rude to her. I was matter of fact. I
Speaker 1: just said, well, the reason I didn't respond I kind
Speaker 1: of wasn't talking to you, I said, But you know,
Speaker 1: I think I would have had more issues with it
Speaker 1: if it was the intern. But again, when she was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: wonder your daughter doesn't want to have she so you
Speaker 1: wonder your doing didn't have dinner with your fathers to day,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, come on, now, that's uncalled for,
Speaker 1: so keeves dropping. You want to eavesdrop, but don't be
Speaker 1: obvious and jump in. What happens when your hustle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had one more email. I wanted to read, what
Speaker 1: are you doing today? By the way, Spruce, Well, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? What's up with you with your New
Speaker 1: Orleans bad self? What are you doing? I was just
Speaker 1: passing through town and I saw you guys doing here.
Speaker 1: Bother you with my water. Bother you when people say
Speaker 1: New Orleans. No, it doesn't bothers me. When people say
Speaker 1: New Orleans, okay, you know, people go no, you're saying no,
Speaker 1: I go. Body says that. Okay. Have you seen the
Speaker 1: SNL sketch? Have you seen the SNL sketch? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a new recurring sketch with two of the cast
Speaker 1: members on the show, The Blonde Girl, I like her
Speaker 1: and I forget the other guys don't wait me like
Speaker 1: the shirt says there's two guys on the two on
Speaker 1: the show. It may have been UM, thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. This is from Michael Bellevue. He sent
Speaker 1: us these t shirts that match up personalities and things
Speaker 1: that we do on the show catchphrases. They're really good.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you who it is in a second.
Speaker 1: It's Um, it's one of the featured guys. He's very funny.
Speaker 1: Right now people are screaming at their at their I'll
Speaker 1: have not a second. It's it's one of the funny
Speaker 1: guys on the show. Anyway, Um, what about them? So
Speaker 1: they're doing the s they have a running sketch and
Speaker 1: what they do is, Oh, it's Alex Moffatt. That's fine,
Speaker 1: he's the guy always does this one guy. So so he,
Speaker 1: Heidie and Alex are doing the sketch where other people
Speaker 1: are eating dinner and they come in and wherever they
Speaker 1: would just came from, they've picked up the accent and
Speaker 1: all of the things about the area and they talk
Speaker 1: about it like they're now locals to that area. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they come and they go, oh, we just got
Speaker 1: back from New Orleans. Wasn't New Orleans great Chameleons. They're
Speaker 1: trying to blend. So they're like, Okay, you were in
Speaker 1: New Orleans. It's New Orleans, Dolan. When you're from there,
Speaker 1: you call it New Orleans and the whole sketches. Every
Speaker 1: time they travel they take on the Yeah, so you
Speaker 1: have to watch the New Orleans sketch. How do you
Speaker 1: say it? You're from Louisiana, I say New Orleans, New Orleans,
Speaker 1: but you don't know what you're saying. People with really
Speaker 1: thick Southern accents, like my cousin who who, my cousins
Speaker 1: who never really left the area, they'll go, hey, could
Speaker 1: you coming down and Orland? So you're coming down here
Speaker 1: the speech, let's just say the easy too, coming down
Speaker 1: to the easy you get lazy job some of them.
Speaker 1: I have some cousins from there. They talk like that,
Speaker 1: And then I have some cousins that talk really fast,
Speaker 1: because my cousin Deed next fact, I talked like that
Speaker 1: really fast. Wow, And it's just like, how do you
Speaker 1: keep up with the Yeah, she's just you know, but
Speaker 1: one other email and then we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1: From Ashley, she doesn't want her last name on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, before you read the amount, you got the name, no,
Speaker 1: I said, Alex off it. Um. There is a new
Speaker 1: Twitter account that I have to get props too. It's
Speaker 1: called Terrorizing Brody with pictures of Scallions. It's it's at
Speaker 1: Scallions one to three and every day they send me
Speaker 1: pictures scallon. I'm gonna show you the picture of Virgilio Franceski.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's the most Italian name ever, right, Francesi.
Speaker 1: His Twitter is at bill four seven eight seven. He said,
Speaker 1: this is the true meaning of Slice for Life and
Speaker 1: it's two naked women with pizza slices over their boobs.
Speaker 1: I saw that that Slice for Life. That is awesome
Speaker 1: and that was not photoshop to know that's women with
Speaker 1: pizza Boo's actual like pizza slices on their boots with that. Um. Alright,
Speaker 1: so and I have a sound collupt to play. All right,
Speaker 1: you're not no, you go first. Uh. This is just
Speaker 1: an email from Ashley, who says that she was never
Speaker 1: a fan until and never a podcast listener until Elvis
Speaker 1: repeatedly promoted the Brooklyn Boys a few months ago. I've
Speaker 1: been obsessed ever since. And have gotten my husband to
Speaker 1: start listening to you guys, Uh, Scary, love your easy
Speaker 1: going nature, what you bring to the podcast until you
Speaker 1: started being until you start being nice to the Jersey
Speaker 1: Kid and consider letting him join the podcast. Fuck the
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid, Greg team. You guys have a great thing
Speaker 1: going without him. And I enjoyed the occasional guest drop
Speaker 1: in like you Spruce, Um, especially if it is Spruce
Speaker 1: on the loose. That's why I wanted to read this
Speaker 1: while you were here. Brody loved the rants. Currently traveling
Speaker 1: for work, had a few complaints about the hotel I man,
Speaker 1: and I told my husband that my complaints about my
Speaker 1: complaints and he said free dessert. I was the original
Speaker 1: Slice for life and I wasn't even thinking about free
Speaker 1: dessert until he mentioned it. And for both of you
Speaker 1: have to use hashtag Scary and Brody in the subject
Speaker 1: line to attract Scary to read this of course. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Uh texted the Big Show the other week made my day.
Speaker 1: Um had the biggest smile after I got a text back,
Speaker 1: which was a huge for me. So she texted us
Speaker 1: while the morning show was was in session. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: lost my step mom days before my wedding. She was
Speaker 1: my go to wedding planner and the person I had
Speaker 1: confided in and told everything too when I wasn't able
Speaker 1: to tell anyone else. She was my biggest supporter and
Speaker 1: I was closer with her than my than my mom.
Speaker 1: This is her step mom, she's talking. Uh. Things have
Speaker 1: been hard for me the past few weeks as I'm
Speaker 1: trying to cope. But I am not exaggerating when I
Speaker 1: say that's scary and Brody always make me smile and
Speaker 1: laugh out loud, and really that means a lot to me.
Speaker 1: Best podcast ever with the best guys as co hosts. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get you guys hashtag free ship for
Speaker 1: you when I find the perfect gifts. A wow, Ashley's
Speaker 1: that is special. That makes it, That makes it all
Speaker 1: worth while for me. Yeah, that m that's awesome. That's
Speaker 1: really how I wanted to leave it. So yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it's I'm kind of like, uh for Clempt, A little
Speaker 1: for Clemp. I mean in the I'm a little Clempt.
Speaker 1: I don't know the difference. It's Linda Richmond. Yiddish is
Speaker 1: uh German influenced language, Hebrew German language, whereas Hebrew as
Speaker 1: it is a slightly different language. Yiddish has got a
Speaker 1: German like for clempt is for clempt would a v
Speaker 1: a little on the German side. I did want to
Speaker 1: play an audio clip somebody sent in a video where
Speaker 1: they felt that sounded like Spruce laughing, and I can't
Speaker 1: find it, but I did thank you everyone who tweeted
Speaker 1: me that when we played Brody's parody going to New
Speaker 1: Jersey a couple of weeks ago, that I watching crazy
Speaker 1: that they all said one person that it's sounding Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 1: You should have seen everybody tweeting me behind your back,
Speaker 1: Brodie that then it sounds I said, it sounded like
Speaker 1: Spruce doing the parody, and Brody jumps down my throat
Speaker 1: after we play, goes why because the person who was recording,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, because the motherfucker actually sounds like Spruce.
Speaker 1: That's why. And there's no other reason why you share
Speaker 1: who we're taking what I thought, because guess what coined
Speaker 1: to Prody, we're all racist together. You are all racist together.
Speaker 1: But because it's the only black guy you know on
Speaker 1: this show. But to his but to Brodie's Spruce dunt
Speaker 1: sing Yeah, I don't I do that thing. I do
Speaker 1: wrap though, but too Brodie's defends and stuff. Ralph Roll,
Speaker 1: a good friend of ours, actually does a great impression
Speaker 1: of me. But that being here to do spruce and
Speaker 1: then go back. And the drummer for Chic so he
Speaker 1: is on the up and the police theater. I like
Speaker 1: this guy. He did a lot of stuff for us. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we got this tweet from Alberto Prieto. He said he
Speaker 1: was going too Farre pizza in Brooklyn. We said great.
Speaker 1: He said, I'm there now, I'm getting pizza. That's right,
Speaker 1: And we both tweeted, you get the Sicilian the square?
Speaker 1: The square right? And he said, riding nearby your neighborhood
Speaker 1: with the fam and everyone's hungry. I said, wait, isn't
Speaker 1: the fara pizza on here? Seven minutes later, here we
Speaker 1: are waiting for a pie. It better be good. Brodian
Speaker 1: scary and uh. And he took a picture and everything
Speaker 1: showed us the picture of the farist right, and we
Speaker 1: both asked him that question, and he wrote paper back,
Speaker 1: I got the Sicilian. I didn't know. I got the
Speaker 1: Neopolitan A round. It's like it's like going to an
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant getting hamburger and fries. You gotta get the square.
Speaker 1: My friend solid Laby's Pizza Spimoni Gardens, Brooklyn and getting
Speaker 1: the round with the round its pimoni guards is fantastic.
Speaker 1: It's great, but it's not the square. It's not what
Speaker 1: they're And then known, by the way, for those of
Speaker 1: you in the New York area driving in the New
Speaker 1: York area, LM. B. Stimoney Gardens, our favorite Brooklyn pizza place,
Speaker 1: is opening up next year right at the base of
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Bridge on the Brooklyn side, so we'll be
Speaker 1: able to hop over the brakes, grab and slice back
Speaker 1: as we will. And by the way, well we're talking pizza,
Speaker 1: which we always are. Our friend in turn, John came
Speaker 1: up here the other day and I sent them to
Speaker 1: Prince Street Pizza. I said, make sure you get the
Speaker 1: spicy pepperoni square, and he did. But some people I
Speaker 1: know went in that same very place and got a
Speaker 1: fucking round. Part. You don't do that. You don't do that,
Speaker 1: and you don't go to auto choke and anything. But
Speaker 1: the ka Sicilians isn't like pizza bologists, aren't you. Rule
Speaker 1: of thumb if a pizza establishment serves a square type
Speaker 1: of pizza. There's a very good chance, I would say,
Speaker 1: an outrageous, excellent, over the top chance that that will
Speaker 1: be better than the round every time. That because they
Speaker 1: specialize it, you got if you got an opportunity for
Speaker 1: generalized reporting, to do it for duty. I don't know
Speaker 1: any there. There's no place listen if you offer the
Speaker 1: square ercent of the time the square Joe's Joe's on
Speaker 1: Carmine Street. That's an exception, not a gross. Joseph Greenage
Speaker 1: Village are written up every year as having the best
Speaker 1: slice of pizza New York, one of them. Top ten,
Speaker 1: always top ten Joe's when I when you say slice
Speaker 1: of pizza, you mean the triangle, the round slice, the
Speaker 1: round pie cutting hair right. I tried the Sicilian. It's
Speaker 1: a hundred times better than the round. Did I tell
Speaker 1: you about the guy? I told you that. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: where I went. When the guy he said he was
Speaker 1: from Seattle. He was outside Seattle and Washington State, and
Speaker 1: he's like, is this good? Two o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: lying around the corner. He's just pizza any good? The
Speaker 1: funk at wait pizza pizza In two more weeks, Brooklyn Boys,
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