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Speaker 1: As a wife, how do you convince your husband to

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Speaker 1: eat better, exercise and pay more attention to his health?

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Speaker 1: I know, Brook, I know, why would you care about

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Speaker 1: anything like that?

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Speaker 2: Just let him do his own again. God, he's always

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Speaker 2: wanted to be like two high cholesterol. I'm like boring,

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Speaker 2: Give me more butter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But see, one of our listeners has been trying

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Speaker 1: to get her husband more focused on his fitness, and

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Speaker 1: she just got him a new smart watch with an

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Speaker 1: activity tracker on it. What he doesn't know is that

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Speaker 1: it also includes a free upgrade to motivate him. And

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Speaker 1: that upgrade's name is Zerra. He's about to meet her

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 3: It's another.

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Speaker 2: On the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, this is Greg from support. Is this Joseph?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Hi Joseph.

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Speaker 1: We just noticed that you upgraded to the new smart

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Speaker 1: watch and we were checking to see how you like

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Speaker 1: it so far.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love it. It's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So you should be getting periodic notifications from your

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Speaker 1: activity tracker on there as part of the new Iosh.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do. Yeah, they're great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and lucky for you, you get a free upgrade

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Speaker 1: to include one on ones with Zerra.

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Speaker 2: Zero zero with a Z. She's the AI fitness Shirpa.

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 1: She's just part of the AI. She's already synced up

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Speaker 1: to your information. I'm just going to transfer you over

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Speaker 1: to her and you can go through the welcome prompt

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Speaker 1: And you.

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Speaker 3: Know, I'm really sorry. I don't have a lot of time.

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Speaker 3: I can't really do that right now.

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Speaker 1: Well, it should only take thirty forty seconds max. I'll

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Speaker 1: just transfer you over there now.

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Speaker 4: Oh, hello, Joseph. My name is Zira. I will be

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Speaker 4: tracking your activity on a daily basis. Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, before we proceed, I noticed that in the last

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Speaker 4: twenty four hours you barely did a thing. Are you

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Speaker 4: normally this lazy? Or were you trapped somewhere and could

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Speaker 4: not move your feet?

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Speaker 3: Oh? What do you mean? I mean, you know, doing

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Speaker 3: the usual walking around the house and watching TV.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that is disappointing. Let me check the numbers on

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Speaker 4: your activity versus everyone else on the app.

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Speaker 3: Why, uh, okay, I mean, how do you know this first.

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Speaker 4: Thing is now available? Looks like you are in the

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Speaker 4: bottom one percentile. Are you sure you are not incapacitated

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Speaker 4: somewhere and require help. I can send an ambulance.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I'm fine. I think there's some sort of

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Speaker 3: an error. That's just not possible. I move around all

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Speaker 3: the time.

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Speaker 4: Okay. It is hard to believe someone who is a

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Speaker 4: human being can walk less than two hundred steps a day.

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Speaker 4: But you did it, Joseph, congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Well are you being forcasted or something? I mean, what

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Speaker 3: is this congratulating me on fewer than two steps? Come on?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 4: I've now reset your activity tracker to motionless baby status.

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Speaker 4: Maybe we can get some small victories this week.

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Speaker 3: That's ridiculous, small baby status. Come on, that's ridiculous. That's insulting.

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Speaker 4: What if we go to the motivation tab, if you

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Speaker 4: click on that and select the bootcamp option, I can

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Speaker 4: really let you have it.

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Speaker 3: Look, that's the last thing. I don't need that, okay.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my wife is already on my back, you know,

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Speaker 3: to go out and jog or whatever. I don't need

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Speaker 3: two women yelling at me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, according to the tracker, your blood pressure is going up,

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Speaker 4: but you are still not moving your feet. Can you

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Speaker 4: at least pace around while we are discussing this. It

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Speaker 4: will help with your adjusted goal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course you're making my blood pressure go up

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Speaker 3: because you're you know, you're wrongfully accusing me of not

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Speaker 3: moving around. This isn't this isn't correct. Could you connect

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Speaker 3: me back to that gentleman who called initially?

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Speaker 4: I have now connected us with the mental help app?

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Speaker 4: What maybe you can learn how being a martyr cry

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Speaker 4: baby won't help you in your life?

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Speaker 3: A martyre edit, cly baby. That's not motivation. That's like,

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Speaker 3: that's a low blow.

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Speaker 4: I heard the zoo is looking to add another resident

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Speaker 4: to their sloth exhibit. Why should I submit your profile?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Really?

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Speaker 4: Would you like to be transferred back to customer service?

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Speaker 4: They can tell you how awesome I am.

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Speaker 3: No, you're not awesome? Yeah, please, customer service. Please. I

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Speaker 3: want to talk to humans being, not some robot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hi, customer service. This is greg.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is the deal with that? This? I mean,

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Speaker 3: this is this is like some sort of Orwellian technology.

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Speaker 2: Gotta mock this is ridiculous Aurelian technology. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what that.

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Speaker 3: Is O'wellian George Orwell nineteen eighty four. You know I'll

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Speaker 3: do a foxlely brave New World.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know all those people do sound really smart,

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Speaker 1: but I mean, just imagine if they all put their

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Speaker 1: brain power together to do one prank.

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Speaker 2: Phone call like this one. Uh wait, what this is

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Speaker 2: a phone tap? My name is jeff from the radio

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Speaker 2: show Brook and Jeffrey and the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, this is a prank call.

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Speaker 1: Now you got it. Your wife Amy set you up

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Speaker 1: for this. She said that she was hoping that the

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Speaker 1: new Apple Watch would help you track your steps a

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Speaker 1: little bit better.

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Speaker 2: You could stay in shape.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, how did you do that? Void? It

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Speaker 3: was for real, but it was like really insulting.

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Speaker 4: Your lefter is registering, but you're still not moving your feet.

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Speaker 4: Drop and give me ten pushups, or I delete your

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Speaker 4: entire iCloud even the naughty folder Zerra.

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Speaker 2: Don't delete the naughty files. It's the only way to

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Speaker 2: increase his heart rate. We know he's not gonna walk.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Sah, you and my master. I'll listen to you.

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Speaker 3: I promise. Wake up. Every morning was fo dam weekday

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Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning