Speaker 1: Babe, we're going to talk about one of my favorite
Speaker 1: episodes today purely because of the flashbacks.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, the flashbacks.
Speaker 1: The flashbacks, Oh my goodness, we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Virgin Vergins.
Speaker 1: Written by the Liz Merriweather.
Speaker 3: Directed by Alec Berg. I want to just start by saying,
Speaker 3: the wigs and I'm speaking, I'm speaking personally for me.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that they show I think in this
Speaker 3: episode they showed multiple flashbacks.
Speaker 1: Multiple like so many flashes. It's all told during a fight.
Speaker 1: We got to sit around on the couch. I remember
Speaker 1: we shot that on one day basically, yeah, because the
Speaker 1: bulk of the episode is everyone telling their individual stories
Speaker 1: and that's what we spend most of the time shooting.
Speaker 3: I remember when there there's the the afro that Winston had,
Speaker 3: which is so stupid.
Speaker 2: It was like part of me was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, did Winston never have a regular haircut back
Speaker 3: in the past, Because they go for flashback to this
Speaker 3: weird ass afro. Then they show us at the bar
Speaker 3: when Schmid tries to talk to you, and they cut
Speaker 3: back to the table and have corn rows.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 1: They really went for it with the hairdoos. That hair
Speaker 1: department had so much fun. I remember them panicking when
Speaker 1: they did the bar flashback because they were gonna have
Speaker 1: Jess kind of have like her bang swept to the
Speaker 1: side and have the no bang look, and they didn't
Speaker 1: want me to have the no bang look, so instead
Speaker 1: I got those like janky nineties chunky highlights. Yes, and
Speaker 1: it was that wig and I was like, how am
Speaker 1: I going to pull this off? This looks crazy? And
Speaker 1: we basically they kind of scrubbed all the makeup off
Speaker 1: our face to make us look younger, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's the Campbell. You don't know what all of us
Speaker 1: look like when we haven't been you know, especially for girls,
Speaker 1: you haven't gone through the works. So it was kind
Speaker 1: of funny to watch it back and be like, oh man,
Speaker 1: we kind of sell it is cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they so fun.
Speaker 3: Fact about the the the younger version of Nick and
Speaker 3: Winston in that hotel room, they pitched our voices up,
Speaker 3: did they really? I didn't know that until I watched it,
Speaker 3: Like our voices they in posts, they pitched our voices up.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, Yeah, And I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: I remember doing it normally, you know, like trying to
Speaker 3: be flirtatious with these you know, with these prostitutes, and
Speaker 3: then watching it back recently going what do I sound
Speaker 3: like that I can't get my voice to go that high?
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, that's right. They pitched us
Speaker 3: up a little bit, a couple octaves.
Speaker 1: So much dirt on this episode, why don't you break
Speaker 1: it down for us?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: In this episode we find everyone at the loft telling
Speaker 3: stories of how they lost their virginities. That's right, the good,
Speaker 3: the bad, the ugly, and the dirty, from prostitutes to
Speaker 3: toy castle's to extraordinary amounts of a lubrication. There might
Speaker 3: even be some weird German sex toy that we never see.
Speaker 2: So that's it.
Speaker 3: So that's it, Like like you said earlier. Written by
Speaker 3: Liz Meriweather, directed by Alec Berg, Let's take a dive in.
Speaker 1: I remember Liz talking about this before even did the
Speaker 1: table reach. She was so excited, you know, because we
Speaker 1: had this second season and we could really get to
Speaker 1: know the characters now. And it's something I feel like
Speaker 1: all friends at some point discuss, like how did you
Speaker 1: lose your virginity?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking, are you gonna tell me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I was saying, I don't know if I
Speaker 3: ever had that discussion. I was gonna tell you. I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't mind telling you, but I wasn't. There was
Speaker 3: nothing I can tell you. Coming to one of my
Speaker 3: comedy shows. I'll tell you how I tried.
Speaker 1: Get multiple attempts trying to somebody take it. I was
Speaker 1: trying right here anyone interested.
Speaker 3: I mean I was literally out there soliciting. I was like,
Speaker 3: I will pay you for sex.
Speaker 1: Did they get your storyline from you? Just chatting at
Speaker 1: lunch one day?
Speaker 3: I was like, please, I don't have that much money,
Speaker 3: don't I work at Walmart, and like, they don't pay
Speaker 3: you that much, but like, what please.
Speaker 1: Get your employee discount. It's two percent.
Speaker 3: Well I couldn't give it away. But yeah, I'm just
Speaker 3: what I'm saying is I don't know Kyle. So Kyle's
Speaker 3: back here. Coyle's one of my closest friends in the world. Kyle,
Speaker 3: have we ever had that talk of how we lost
Speaker 3: our virginities? Kind of did when Joe writing, But like,
Speaker 3: I don't know how you lost your virginity.
Speaker 1: Maybe Kyle told you I.
Speaker 2: Heard another story.
Speaker 1: Okay, Kyle is trying to say is he shared it
Speaker 1: with you and you have found it forgets a bolt. No,
Speaker 1: that man bared his soul and shared a story from
Speaker 1: his past. And you're like, we never talked about it,
Speaker 1: and Cal's like, no, I guess not.
Speaker 3: But we talked to other stories that we didn't use.
Speaker 3: But he doesn't know how. I actually lost my mind.
Speaker 1: I feel like you really want to tell the story?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: I was, Yeah, here we go, paid a picture.
Speaker 3: It was a Wednesday. You're a misconception about Wednesdays is
Speaker 3: that it's a boring day. But let me tell you
Speaker 3: something that this day, hump day, it was nasty.
Speaker 2: I was alone. Okay.
Speaker 3: So Schmidt's going on a date with Elizabeth, it's a
Speaker 3: girl he hasn't had sex with since he was big,
Speaker 3: while Winston has a date with Daisy the wonderful Brenda.
Speaker 1: Song, Yeah Brenda.
Speaker 3: So this is this is a really funny moment between
Speaker 3: again the flashbacks with young Nick Young Schmidt and there.
Speaker 2: You know in the he's asking for advice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's sitting there questioning Nick about like, you know,
Speaker 3: how do I how do I do this?
Speaker 2: How do I do this thing?
Speaker 1: What that flashback? There's so many flashbacks that flashback is
Speaker 1: so funny. It's we all had that friend who act
Speaker 1: like they knew everything, and we're like the sex savants.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and we're gonna like make sure that
Speaker 1: you had all the information right. I mean, I remember,
Speaker 1: I remember being in high school and there was a
Speaker 1: girl who says that she'd had sex, and it was
Speaker 1: I remember her just telling everybody it was the greatest
Speaker 1: thing in the entire world. It's like you see through
Speaker 1: to another universe. It's the most amazing thing that's ever happen.
Speaker 1: And oh my god. And I was young, I'm like
Speaker 1: thirteen or fourteen, and she's like, if you had sex.
Speaker 1: I was like no. She's like, what if you die tomorrow,
Speaker 1: you'll die and never have had sex. It's like you
Speaker 1: weren't even a lie jeez. And I was like whatever.
Speaker 1: It sounds super intense and now I'm scared, but I remember.
Speaker 1: It was like I'll never forget those words. It was like,
Speaker 1: if you die before you lose your virginity?
Speaker 2: Did you even there was no life you lived? Why
Speaker 2: were you born?
Speaker 1: And I met Now I look back and I go like, no,
Speaker 1: poor child, she probably never had sex.
Speaker 2: Oh she never did. No, she never did.
Speaker 1: She tried and got rejected and he said with someone else, yes,
Speaker 1: And now she had to walk out and make it
Speaker 1: seem like she had had sex with It was magical.
Speaker 1: It was magical, and I saw through one another universe.
Speaker 1: And now I need everyone to experience a thing that
Speaker 1: I have never experienced and tell me about it, because
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 3: It was she she says, she had sex with Skeet
Speaker 3: Alric and like, I guess that was the heart thought
Speaker 3: back then.
Speaker 1: He he was like the what like the Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: on Game Night?
Speaker 2: We call it the poor man's Johnny Depp.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's exactly what he was. Equally his hot man.
Speaker 1: Nobody's will say.
Speaker 2: No nothing poor man about.
Speaker 1: Oh a good looking man. Somebody called me like the
Speaker 1: poor woman's Angelina Joelia like take us so much, so
Speaker 1: much anything, so the whole the whole episode gets the
Speaker 1: stories all come out because Jess gets a text from
Speaker 1: Teddy who's in town and wants to get a drink.
Speaker 1: And Teddy's the guy who sold her flower, which is
Speaker 1: one of the funniest things with Jake Johnson to like
Speaker 1: he stole something from you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it?
Speaker 1: Yes, so sweet, protective, loving and completely does not understand
Speaker 1: it's a euphemism exactly.
Speaker 2: So it's prom night.
Speaker 1: She starts to the story. She tells a story.
Speaker 2: Here's two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this scene I was so I was
Speaker 1: literally squirming in my seat.
Speaker 3: With Johnny Pemberton shout out, Johnny Pemberton's just like, can
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 1: I freak you to? Do you have your permission? Do
Speaker 1: you have your permission? Do you have permission? I remember
Speaker 1: having this conversation with Liz at some point and with
Speaker 1: other girlfriends at some point, this idea of like, where's
Speaker 1: the line of like making sure everybody's on board with
Speaker 1: whatever is going to happen between us two people without
Speaker 1: making it feel weird and like you need some intensity
Speaker 1: and energy and that's a delicate line. Yeah, and this
Speaker 1: guy is trying to do it all right, and you
Speaker 1: can just see her being like this.
Speaker 4: Is working, it's not working and obviously played again beautifully
Speaker 4: by by Johnny Pemberton, so funny and uh, which I
Speaker 4: think was really cool because then she goes in the
Speaker 4: hallway and then meets a different.
Speaker 1: Guy, different guy just being like swaggy.
Speaker 2: Just all swagged out trying to be swagged out.
Speaker 1: All romantic, effortless.
Speaker 2: But but then we jumped.
Speaker 1: Forward to I also like that she went out there
Speaker 1: to find a seam ripper. Yes, so the most like
Speaker 1: just way of losing your virginity is like she's out
Speaker 1: in the hallway, not because she's like I need a minute,
Speaker 1: She's genuinely like, I don't like I made the dress
Speaker 1: and I'm sewn in. Oh, I gotta do it. I
Speaker 1: just like the fact that they kept her so on
Speaker 1: brand and so in character. Even in the flashback, You're like,
Speaker 1: this this tracks.
Speaker 2: We talked about this.
Speaker 3: We were like when I I was watching it yesterday
Speaker 3: and we're like, they look so much like them.
Speaker 2: I was like, that is Hannah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, holy shit, that was exactly like Hannah.
Speaker 3: And every time she's in the flashback, I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: the most perfect casting.
Speaker 1: At you see, I know their little.
Speaker 3: So flashback junior year of college, Schmidt knows Nick or
Speaker 3: Schmidt shows Nick that he bought lube Yeah because he
Speaker 3: plans on merging with Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: And he says his nickname in high school was this
Speaker 1: sex ever, which is basically what that girl was in
Speaker 1: my high school. She was the sex everge for sure.
Speaker 3: Yep, for sure. Yeah, and Schmidt. I love when Nick
Speaker 3: pretends to know everything, you know. One of his questions
Speaker 3: that he asks is if I being a girl, will
Speaker 3: she die, which is a question that I'm gonna play
Speaker 3: out there for you guys out there.
Speaker 1: Is that the thing you're this? That's that's I mean.
Speaker 1: I remember a friend of mine he had never had
Speaker 1: sex before he was getting married. They were both virgins,
Speaker 1: and he was just like, so we're gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: on the wedding night do it. And I was like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give a tiny piece of advice. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do it on the wedding night. Like just get
Speaker 1: to know each other and hang out and make up.
Speaker 1: Just don't be's like, you must have sex on the
Speaker 1: wedding I've been waiting for a very long time. And
Speaker 1: I was like, let's just you don't really know what's
Speaker 1: going on. Maybe just like meet the body, take a
Speaker 1: good look around. And he's like, well, I have a sister,
Speaker 1: like I know, like all sorts of stuff that goes
Speaker 1: on with like with like women's bodies and whatever. And
Speaker 1: he goes and he goes like, I know you guys
Speaker 1: pee yourself all the time. I says, sir, what do
Speaker 1: you mean, I mean, like we pee all the time
Speaker 1: like normal humans we pee. And he's like, well, that's
Speaker 1: why you have those like little stick on diapers that
Speaker 1: you wear all the time. I said, do you know
Speaker 1: what a do you know what a period is? And
Speaker 1: he said, like in a sentence, Murne. I literally was like,
Speaker 1: you're getting married in a week. There is not enough time.
Speaker 1: There's not enough time to explain all the things. And
Speaker 1: I literally was just like, listen, you're gonna learn a
Speaker 1: lot of things, like there's a there's bleeding. There's like
Speaker 1: a lot of things that are gonna surprise you, and
Speaker 1: they might scare you. With this woman of I can
Speaker 1: I ask one thing of you, one thing of you
Speaker 1: is please don't have sex with her on your wedding night.
Speaker 1: You know, the least of anyone I've met, and I've
Speaker 1: spoken to like five year olds, like don't please just
Speaker 1: marry her and then just sit on the far end
Speaker 1: of the table and talk to her and get to
Speaker 1: know what a woman.
Speaker 2: One of those arranged marriages.
Speaker 1: Kind of actually it was through a Christian college. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: they want to let to kiss or hold hands or anything.
Speaker 1: And so he was really like really wanted to have sex,
Speaker 1: and he's so I got to get married, and so
Speaker 1: they they want they went to go get married. They
Speaker 1: had to go to a counselor first because they had
Speaker 1: to work on forgiveness because she had a few years
Speaker 1: before before you with him, she had kissed a boy once.
Speaker 2: So she had to go through training, Yeah, to get
Speaker 2: that out of her system.
Speaker 1: That's right, forgiveness.
Speaker 2: Are they still married?
Speaker 4: She didn't.
Speaker 1: Wait, I don't know, we lost touch.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I just I just remember him being like, well,
Speaker 1: you guys pee yourself all the time. So were those
Speaker 1: tick on type person? I was like, it was oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh wow, ohky okay. Anyway, that story
Speaker 1: would fit perfectly in this episode because I feel like
Speaker 1: that's about as much as Schmid and Nick knew about sex.
Speaker 2: Well, Nick rooms, So have you ever done shrooms? Don't
Speaker 2: answer that the no?
Speaker 1: I haven't, No, have you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh? And was it this accurate depiction of what can happen?
Speaker 1: You think that you have a magnet in your hand?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was talking to like animals.
Speaker 1: Real animals or animals you were imagining real animals.
Speaker 2: They weren't. They weren't.
Speaker 3: They might have been real, I'm not sure. But I
Speaker 3: also thought John Hamm was the devil?
Speaker 1: Was he there?
Speaker 2: He was there?
Speaker 1: You did shrooms with John ham.
Speaker 2: He didn't do any Oh.
Speaker 1: I was on shrooms and John Hamn was in the
Speaker 1: room and maybe animals.
Speaker 3: Yes, I left. He had He had told me I
Speaker 3: should go drink some water. And when he said I
Speaker 3: should go drink some water, his voice was so deep
Speaker 3: and there was like a red neon light behind him
Speaker 3: that I immediately put two and two together and went Satan, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's trying to drown me out. And so I got
Speaker 3: up and I walked away to go get water.
Speaker 2: I thought I was.
Speaker 3: Being like like cool about it, like yeah, dude, and
Speaker 3: I and apparently I like because when I told we
Speaker 3: told the story to him, he was like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: I told you to go get some water because you're.
Speaker 2: Kind of out of it, and then you ran.
Speaker 3: I was like, is that what I did? He's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: that you bolted out into the forest, And so I
Speaker 3: ran into.
Speaker 1: The forest forrest. Where were you with John ham.
Speaker 2: I was in Ohio. I was at Dave Chappelle's house.
Speaker 1: You were. I feel like we should have set the
Speaker 1: scene first.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to skip through it because I don't
Speaker 3: want to implicate nobody, but I was truly. I was like,
Speaker 3: I thought like I would do some strooms before this
Speaker 3: party because I was like cool man, you know, but
Speaker 3: I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that I would be the only one.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's the Nightmare. I was like, you're in the Nightmare,
Speaker 1: You're the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was me.
Speaker 3: Anyway, You're in the Jordan Peele movie exactly. So Jordan's hey, right, hey, Jordan,
Speaker 3: write that up.
Speaker 2: Put me in it. Daniel Busy, Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Nick takes mushrooms, any trips balls and then yeah, and
Speaker 3: when Schmidt and Elizabeth they returned to the dorm room
Speaker 3: because remember they're going to do it to each other,
Speaker 3: he tries to sneak out, but Schmidt slips off of
Speaker 3: the bed.
Speaker 1: I swear the scene had me. I fell off my
Speaker 1: couch last night I was watching it. I forgot it's
Speaker 1: the way that Max chooses to try and sit up
Speaker 1: one had me dead. It made no sense. It was full,
Speaker 1: like just wacky. And then Jake, because you know, it's
Speaker 1: not written. They just probably said help him get up
Speaker 1: the ladder, puts his head in Max's but and tries
Speaker 1: to push and slips. I was done. I was like,
Speaker 1: I would have paid anything. I remember seeing them coming
Speaker 1: from shooting that scene to whatever scene we were gonna do,
Speaker 1: and everybody's eyes were like red rying. They're like it
Speaker 1: was the craziest thing and the funniest thing to have
Speaker 1: ever witnessed.
Speaker 3: My favorite is, and I don't know if this is intentional,
Speaker 3: and this is a bit of trivia for you. Obviously
Speaker 3: you have the notes in front, so you're gonna cheat.
Speaker 3: But like Schmidt, Yeah, else, I'm coming Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When he's about to go up there and do do
Speaker 3: the thing, he yells, I'm coming Elizabeth. I don't know
Speaker 3: if anybody else caught that, but that is that is
Speaker 3: a line from Sanford and Son, Red Fox, Red Fox
Speaker 3: and Sanford and Son. His wife Elizabeth passed away, and
Speaker 3: so every time something bad happens, he always fakes a
Speaker 3: heart attack and he goes, oh.
Speaker 2: This is the big one. Oh, there's the big one.
Speaker 2: I'm coming, Elizabeth. I'm coming to join your hand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Max screams, I'm coming to Elizabeth. Max is
Speaker 3: such a sitcom fan and like and like he studies
Speaker 3: it and he understands the world of multicam.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he knew that.
Speaker 1: What's funny is I remember the line when I watched it,
Speaker 1: but it sounded like ad R to me, And I
Speaker 1: wonder if it's something he thought about when they're like,
Speaker 1: we need you to do something to like talk to her, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: right now, it's just you and Nick rolling around in
Speaker 1: some loos. Let's acknowledge the woman at the top of
Speaker 1: the bed. Let's do something about that, say something. And
Speaker 1: I wonder if then he made the choice intentionally afterwards,
Speaker 1: because it sounded like an ad R line to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it possibly was, Yeah, it possibly was.
Speaker 3: I And I was curious when I read when I
Speaker 3: when I watched that, I was like, I wonder if
Speaker 3: anybody out there.
Speaker 2: I wonder if any fans caught that.
Speaker 3: I know Max did, but I'm wondering if the folks
Speaker 3: in TV land out or the viewers caught that. Do
Speaker 3: yourself as a favorite, go watch some Sanford and Son.
Speaker 3: It's one of the greatest TV shows of all It.
Speaker 1: A side by side of those moments and when we
Speaker 1: come back. I'm going to talk about how we need
Speaker 1: the bitch fell in love with a beautiful woman, then
Speaker 1: a very sweet loss of his flower.
Speaker 2: We are back. Okay, Let's let's jump into Winston's Virgin story.
Speaker 1: With the business trip to New York.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that it's a business trip and
Speaker 3: they're pretending to be business men.
Speaker 1: It's this. There's something about how Jake with the braces
Speaker 1: chooses to talk that also had me crying, because you know,
Speaker 1: when you know your friend, I could tell he loved
Speaker 1: that whole get up so much. He loved playing this
Speaker 1: character so much. You could just tell, which just tickled
Speaker 1: me made me laugh so much.
Speaker 2: That's like he talked about this before on this show,
Speaker 2: the mess around that he he just.
Speaker 3: Finds it, you know what I mean. Like he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: and we get so many takes and you're kind of
Speaker 3: playing around with it.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 3: I could tell immediately he might have had something in
Speaker 3: his mind. But the moment he put the braces on,
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, yeah, this is where I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna do their hair.
Speaker 1: It was also funny because I could tell you you
Speaker 1: also loved him, because I was like, man, I've never
Speaker 1: seen Lamore lick his lips so many times. It was
Speaker 1: the craziest thing in the world. I was like, you
Speaker 1: would do it before every single line you delivered. Also
Speaker 1: had me rolling last night.
Speaker 2: So fun fact. I was doing El cool J, Hello
Speaker 2: cool Ja.
Speaker 3: Whenever I think, oh, I gotta go its like sexy Bode,
Speaker 3: I immediately go Ello cool J because he licks his
Speaker 3: lips all.
Speaker 1: With die so much. He's just hungry and.
Speaker 2: His hands together, like oh he about to dive in.
Speaker 2: That was hungry. That's feast in front of him.
Speaker 1: That's written.
Speaker 3: So that's what I was like, That's what I was
Speaker 3: doing in that in that moment. So Ello cool J,
Speaker 3: if you're watching, I stole from you and guys.
Speaker 1: It is so funny because I will say this. I
Speaker 1: remember growing up in Cyprus when we would have these
Speaker 1: conversations with friends. A lot of like the local boys,
Speaker 1: their dads did do this. They would there was a
Speaker 1: lot of sex workers on the island and they would
Speaker 1: take their You're like, where's it.
Speaker 2: I was just curious.
Speaker 1: I didn't know Cyprus. I'm sure it happens in a
Speaker 1: lot of places, but I just remember people being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had sex with and whatever at whatever age, and
Speaker 1: I was like, with who's she your girlfriend? Whatever? And
Speaker 1: they'd be like, no, my dad, Like they took me
Speaker 1: away for a weekend. Just then they came back and
Speaker 1: I was like, what in what world? But that was
Speaker 1: like a common thing. No again, I'm not saying for everybody,
Speaker 1: but I heard definitely more than one or two stories
Speaker 1: in my school, and we had a very small school.
Speaker 2: My dad wasn't around. Again, those are one of the
Speaker 2: one of the things I do.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're welcome.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how to do. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 2: how to solicit sex workers.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Then you got in a TV show and
Speaker 1: they showed you, they taught you.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, businessman, go to New York.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, my gosh, mysteria those actresses, honestly, they were
Speaker 1: absolutely incredible.
Speaker 3: Octopussy and Mysteria, Misteria.
Speaker 1: Then naming, I wish i'd been in the room when
Speaker 1: they got to name what the women were going to
Speaker 1: be called. We heard that Berkeley Johnson was like the
Speaker 1: king of naming people. Yeah, it was from him because
Speaker 1: octopusy it was a crazy name.
Speaker 3: So in this one, Winston he did it. He lost
Speaker 3: his virginity for ten long seconds. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But meanwhile Nick couldn't go through with it, but he
Speaker 2: did discover his love of alcohol. Yes, I love it.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I really, I really don't know what it
Speaker 1: was like, but I did discover I love drinking. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, well that's good. Yeah, And they're like,
Speaker 1: how many red flags is Farina going to drop here?
Speaker 3: But it was a cool even though it's a it's
Speaker 3: a silly episode about hiring prostitutes to lose your virginity,
Speaker 3: it was a cool moment in that his dad was
Speaker 3: kind of like, listen, son, you know, I just maybe
Speaker 3: it's ain't the right thing for me to do, but
Speaker 3: I just don't want you to miss out on some
Speaker 3: things when you're overthinking life so much, right, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? It was a cool even though it's
Speaker 3: kind of a weird way to deliver a message, it
Speaker 3: was like a fun moment between or a nice moment
Speaker 3: between father and son in that right.
Speaker 1: He wasn't mad at him that he didn't go through
Speaker 1: with it. He was just trying to sit there and
Speaker 1: be like, like, just be open to things exactly. Maybe
Speaker 1: not the things I'm bringing you, but be open to this.
Speaker 1: Be open Okay, when we come back, we have to
Speaker 1: talk about one of the most infamous flashbacks in the
Speaker 1: New Girl world, Yes, which is the sliding doors moment
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 2: Hannah.
Speaker 3: You you said you wanted to discuss a flashback that happened.
Speaker 3: But before we get into that flashback, I want to
Speaker 3: recap some of the episodes in which you had a
Speaker 3: job to do when you failed damn near all of them.
Speaker 2: That's recap ended.
Speaker 3: You were supposed to find the bear, and in damn
Speaker 3: near every episode you didn't.
Speaker 1: I found a panda bear?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean did you?
Speaker 1: I did? Come on, I found Max Greenfeld shouting about
Speaker 1: dub bears.
Speaker 2: Anna, what episode are we on? Twenty something? And you
Speaker 2: found two?
Speaker 1: I found bears?
Speaker 2: Oh jesez feet Did you find one in this episode?
Speaker 1: Teddy bear? Look, sometimes we have to be created with
Speaker 1: the bear.
Speaker 2: It could be Teddy bear.
Speaker 1: Teddy bear, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you what these streets are saying, If
Speaker 2: the streets are saying Teddy Bear, then the streets the
Speaker 2: streets is done. Yeoll, streets is done and you just
Speaker 2: appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's talk about the flashback because I remember
Speaker 1: reading this at the table read and I loved it
Speaker 1: so deeply because I feel like that's always the question, right,
Speaker 1: had any of these people ever met before? Had we
Speaker 1: crossed paths before?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And it's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's actually really cool to see. It was. It
Speaker 2: was very cool to see.
Speaker 3: It was kind of like, I don't know how to
Speaker 3: describe it, but it was a cool treat for fans
Speaker 3: of the show.
Speaker 1: Like Schmidt like approached CC and ask his dumb question
Speaker 1: and walk away, and she's like, but then like there's
Speaker 1: like a little light in the eyes of like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one day, yeah, one day. Who knows that happens.
Speaker 3: I can tell you there maybe maybe been two or
Speaker 3: three times which in which I would meet a woman
Speaker 3: and not think anything of it, and then we end
Speaker 3: up kind of interested in each other years later, and
Speaker 3: where we discover that we.
Speaker 2: Actually met before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we met before, we met briefly at this party
Speaker 3: at this time, and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I go, WHOA, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: But then you don't feel like it's about timing, Okay.
Speaker 2: It was like I felt like only have sex to
Speaker 2: Seinfeldt Transition music that's the.
Speaker 1: Show we put on. But I feel like if you
Speaker 1: meet like a lot of couples that have been together
Speaker 1: for a long time, always in their their backstory there
Speaker 1: is usually this like ship's passing in the night moment.
Speaker 1: It seems to be quite common, like the world is
Speaker 1: smaller than you think.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I love the fact that it happens and that they're
Speaker 1: not interested whatsoever. And the girls laugh it off about
Speaker 1: dumb those boys love and then we know it's kind
Speaker 1: of reminds me of the end of the series, right
Speaker 1: when you get this epic flash forward, right, because in
Speaker 1: a weird way, then this whole series becomes the flash
Speaker 1: forward from that flashback.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, look at us out here.
Speaker 1: We solved it. We so, so we know that you
Speaker 1: lose your virginity whist and loses virginity Nick Nick falls
Speaker 1: in love with Boothe Yes, that was his big coming
Speaker 1: of age moment. And so now we're still trying to
Speaker 1: figure out who is Teddy? Who's Teddy because just like
Speaker 1: a lot of women I know, including myself, Jess is
Speaker 1: she's dialled all the way back. So we have all
Speaker 1: of these false ideas of who Teddy is. MM hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But then we find out that, you know, when she's
Speaker 3: in a this is interesting. She is in a little
Speaker 3: kid's castle at a playground.
Speaker 1: That's right. Well, she sees him again. She sees the
Speaker 1: guy with the guitar in the bar. That's where in
Speaker 1: the bar flashback, she sees him again, right, And then
Speaker 1: they're like, let's go hit it. Yeah, And then they
Speaker 1: decide to go. They can't get to his place because
Speaker 1: he's like sleeping living.
Speaker 2: In his car, she's sleeping on a friend's cat ouch.
Speaker 1: So they find somewhere else and they go into.
Speaker 3: A little kid's playground, correct, So have sex. And I'll say, okay,
Speaker 3: so it's the actor is Dylan O'Brien, And Dylan O'Brien
Speaker 3: can't get hard.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: Dylan o' brian cannot get hard, So I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: put that out there. They get stuck in this castle, yes,
Speaker 3: and and he can't get hard because of his antidepressants.
Speaker 1: That's right. So he's also like a bummer, yes, And
Speaker 1: he can't perform the one thing that she would like
Speaker 1: him to do, and now he's crying. It's a mess.
Speaker 1: He said. It always works when he's alone in the
Speaker 1: shower and.
Speaker 2: Then he goes, yes, he does. Then he goes, I
Speaker 2: might be gay. I think I'm gay.
Speaker 1: All the firemen are They're trying to like like chop
Speaker 1: him out. At this point, then they realized that while
Speaker 1: they were there overnight a man got murdered feet from them,
Speaker 1: and they didn't witness the crime.
Speaker 3: Right, But also what was crazy about this is that
Speaker 3: there were two crimes happening but nobody got charged.
Speaker 2: You can't have sex at a playground.
Speaker 3: You can't be butt naked out at a park where
Speaker 3: children go. The fact that, let me tell you about
Speaker 3: white privilege. Let me tell you something. Okay, if I
Speaker 3: got a pee real bad, and I'm leaving the club
Speaker 3: late at night and I got a pee and then
Speaker 3: I see like a tree and I'm like, okay, let
Speaker 3: me go and pee right out the tree. And the
Speaker 3: cop pulled me over and I'm peeing because my wiener
Speaker 3: is out, and then he goes, OOO, can't do that.
Speaker 3: You are now a sex offender. But they can go
Speaker 3: butt naked got a playground and the cops come and
Speaker 3: they go, let's just get you home safe.
Speaker 1: Who I will say there was a little transactional moment
Speaker 1: that may have just made teddy.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Look out of the way. He did have sex.
Speaker 2: He did have sex with.
Speaker 1: They're on the ride home, and then there were no
Speaker 1: charges laid, of course nothing. So I'm just saying, sometimes,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Okay, how about this. I'm
Speaker 1: leaving the club right, and I got a peace so bad.
Speaker 1: The line was long in the club, so I didn't
Speaker 1: want to go in there. So I say, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go outside by this tree. Pull it out, and I
Speaker 1: go to pee by a tree.
Speaker 3: No one's looking. Police come, you know where, about to
Speaker 3: arrest you, and I go, should I have sex with
Speaker 3: you instead? Well? This drop the charges because then I'll
Speaker 3: be a sex offender and I'll be accused of bribery
Speaker 3: trying to bribe a police.
Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying, Like.
Speaker 3: This episode, I didn't like that last but I was like,
Speaker 3: lock them up, lock them up, lock them up.
Speaker 2: That's what I was chanting at the TV.
Speaker 1: I mean I was. I was pretty shocked too. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of children standing around. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is happening? But there was a murder
Speaker 1: that happened, so you kind of have to pick your battle.
Speaker 3: So if you're going to offend sexually, make sure you
Speaker 3: do it in front of a crime scene.
Speaker 1: That's right. Makes sure a bigger crime crime, that's right.
Speaker 1: I'm going to commit a crime. Let's go to a
Speaker 1: place where lots of crimes happen, and then they will
Speaker 1: pick the bigger crime. And that's what we just learned.
Speaker 3: But here's what I love about this episode is that
Speaker 3: people they finally do the deed that's right, and then
Speaker 3: we show their flashbacks, then we show their current situation.
Speaker 3: Winston and Daisy, they get it on and what we
Speaker 3: know excites Winston is being distracted a little bit and
Speaker 3: they have to throw some Titanic on the TV and
Speaker 3: they gets a little excited.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: You know, CC wants to wait before having sex with Chavrong.
Speaker 1: That was another moment. It's so interesting how they do
Speaker 1: that on this show again because everyone's rooting for Cec
Speaker 1: and Schmidt and Chevrong is like a very likable character.
Speaker 1: He's trying He's not trying to be some like weird
Speaker 1: traditional person. He's just sort of like, all right, like
Speaker 1: should we try this out? So then you know, you know,
Speaker 1: and I know and see how this works. But she
Speaker 1: really just doesn't want to have with him. That's really
Speaker 1: what it is. I don't think it's cause she wants
Speaker 1: to wait, she's just realizing some things, and it's it's
Speaker 1: you get to see that moment in such a tiny
Speaker 1: little scene which keeps like the hope alive for Cec
Speaker 1: and Schmidt.
Speaker 2: And Schmidt and Elizabeth they finally use the Archduke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just also really funny.
Speaker 3: It's just really funny. And the big moment Nick and
Speaker 3: Jess finally.
Speaker 1: I forgot that happened. So I was like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: the end of the episode and it's all done. And
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I was like, whoa, what's happening?
Speaker 1: And you know, because you can feel the building of
Speaker 1: the music, and when she gets in the elevator right
Speaker 1: when he hears the story about like the fireman just
Speaker 1: like took her and it was like sexy how he
Speaker 1: just goes and you see the hand come in the elevator.
Speaker 1: I was like this. Everyone was the Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: it was so awesome. And then the look they give
Speaker 1: each other the next morning where they're both like that
Speaker 1: when you don't have words because now you've done the undoable.
Speaker 1: You can't go back to how it was before. Now forever, forever.
Speaker 2: You know things now, I know what you feel like.
Speaker 1: That's all the things and taste. Oh wow, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know cut that nasty stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they didn't do any of that.
Speaker 1: I don't think they did any of that. But it
Speaker 1: was just like a really like it was just like
Speaker 1: such a surprising moment. This is why the rewatch for
Speaker 1: me is so fun. I genuinely forgot that. This is
Speaker 1: the episode where like ess.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Has it with Nick. It was cool to the moment
Speaker 1: leading up sexual experience is what it's about between justin Nick,
Speaker 1: not about all these stories, right.
Speaker 3: The moment leading up to it when she's like, I'm
Speaker 3: about to go meet him and he's like kind of
Speaker 3: like like are you sure?
Speaker 1: Like he also just cracked what turns her on, which
Speaker 1: was such an interesting thing. That's what like Nick learns
Speaker 1: throughout all of it, because there's the sweet guy being
Speaker 1: like can I have your permission? Do I have your permission?
Speaker 1: Do I have your permission? And it didn't work. Then
Speaker 1: there's the guy who's like all emotional and it just
Speaker 1: whole didn't work and then there was just like the
Speaker 1: hot fireman being like, I'm just scooping you up and
Speaker 1: this is what's happening. And he's like, oh, he just
Speaker 1: like sorted if I'm gonna have the best chance that
Speaker 1: that this is what it's going to be. Like, mmm,
Speaker 1: do you think so?
Speaker 3: For all the fellas out there, what you're saying is
Speaker 3: is just going clubver over the head and dragon.
Speaker 2: To your cane.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is ask questions.
Speaker 2: Shout out to the first guy, Johnny Pemberton. He did
Speaker 2: it right. You know what I'm saying. Are you okay?
Speaker 2: Do you feel safe? Is this cool?
Speaker 1: You? Like?
Speaker 2: He did it right? Don't be a fireman. Don't be
Speaker 2: a fireman in real life. Be a fireman.
Speaker 3: We need more confinement out there, but like, don't be
Speaker 3: a fireman in relationships. Anyway, let's go up right, all right,
Speaker 3: We're back, Hannah. You trying to mess around?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Always, babe, Yeah, babe.
Speaker 3: Who do you think one the most embarrassing losing your
Speaker 3: virginity story? Because that in the episode, it was a contest,
Speaker 3: you know who got the worst story? Who who do
Speaker 3: you think won that one?
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like Loki, it's Winston. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's pretty embarrassing to be like, I lost it
Speaker 1: to a prostitute that I did not know was a prostitute.
Speaker 1: It is a pretty embarrassing story. I mean because Schmid
Speaker 1: is with someone that he loves and cares about.
Speaker 2: Yes, but she's blinded, That's true.
Speaker 1: She is blinded by Loup, but they care about each other.
Speaker 1: There like where she's like, I think we have enough loop,
Speaker 1: She's like wiping it out. We were so funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody else's stories. I will say, a
Speaker 1: really fun fact that most people do not know about
Speaker 1: this episode is that, up until the day it happened,
Speaker 1: CEC's famous story of the famous person she lost her
Speaker 1: virginity to was gonna be Snoop Dogg Snoop, And it
Speaker 1: was gonna be Snoop. But Snoop is infamously hard to
Speaker 1: get a hold of. Not the best of returning calls.
Speaker 1: Is what they learned at that time period. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's like now, what's that Snoop and didn't
Speaker 1: show up? Didn't show up? There? They had to scramble
Speaker 1: and then they just kind of like made be Snoop.
Speaker 3: I hope i'llpe you watching this. You didn't return our
Speaker 3: phone calls, but Prince did.
Speaker 1: That's a fact, mind you. Prince was an incoming call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were trying to call Snoop, but Prince called us.
Speaker 2: We had some iconic musicians on this show, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: If this season Snoop, you could have been in the
Speaker 1: Taler Swift season and it would have been the Snoop
Speaker 1: and Taylor Swift season.
Speaker 2: It would have been the Snoop season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would have been in the history books of
Speaker 1: New Girl.
Speaker 2: What and what has your career amounted to?
Speaker 1: I know, where's the legacy, Snoop?
Speaker 2: Now you've got nothing. It could have had, something.
Speaker 1: Could have had, something could have been in my flashback
Speaker 1: catchag regrets.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, which which loftmate's virginity story do you most
Speaker 3: relate to?
Speaker 1: I really, I really did like the Schmidt Elizabeth story.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably the most accurate of two people
Speaker 1: that don't know a lot and one trying to overcompensate
Speaker 1: in a way that makes it so weird and crazy. Ye.
Speaker 1: I think that's probably one of the most relatable and
Speaker 1: sweet ones. I think also just a storyline is probably
Speaker 1: true too, where you're like this high school boyfriend I
Speaker 1: really like. And then as you're kind of actually realizing
Speaker 1: what it's gonna be about, you realize, oh, there's no
Speaker 1: passion here. Yeah, we're just both like good at math Like,
Speaker 1: this is not gonna work. Sexual energy in chemistry is
Speaker 1: a different thing. We do not have it, and your
Speaker 1: body is primal. It'll just be like away.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I never did it to a math leat, never did,
Speaker 2: never did.
Speaker 1: Never got those numbers.
Speaker 3: I think for me, I think it would be Schmidt,
Speaker 3: and it would be Schmidt and Elizabeth as well, just
Speaker 3: because I was it was my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was my girlfriend. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Only different is I was a version she was not.
Speaker 1: Oh is that helpful in the bounce of the situation
Speaker 1: or did you feel like I don't know what I'm
Speaker 1: doing it just to tell me everything?
Speaker 2: I say it was helpful. I say it was helpful
Speaker 2: because she was.
Speaker 3: You know, some people think that you got to just
Speaker 3: be you gotta just you gotta walk in near it,
Speaker 3: lay it down and know this.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. This is this is that's not
Speaker 1: that's not the vibe.
Speaker 2: That's not that that's not the vibe.
Speaker 1: If you don't know what you're doing. Don't listen. Don't
Speaker 1: watch any instructional videos either. That's not the vibe, because.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something to help you.
Speaker 3: Some of these videos on the Hub, they ain't very
Speaker 3: instructional the Hub.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking any more questions.
Speaker 2: If you know, you know, But don't watch.
Speaker 1: That Kyle giggle. I feel the giggle. I can't even
Speaker 1: see him, but I feel Kyle giggling.
Speaker 2: Don't watch those videos.
Speaker 3: You got to talk to your partner, you got to communicate,
Speaker 3: and I learned that at an early age.
Speaker 1: All Right, Well, this last question is what did you
Speaker 1: think when reading the script for the first time and
Speaker 1: seeing Nick and Jess finally get it on. And I
Speaker 1: don't actually remember either, And I really when I watched
Speaker 1: it last night, my jaw hit the floor because I
Speaker 1: always just remember this season of being about the cooler kiss.
Speaker 1: I genuinely thought that's as far as it went. I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that then this happened. And this is what
Speaker 1: I love so much about Liz. And Liz wrote this
Speaker 1: episode where she's like, these are grown ups. This is
Speaker 1: not a teenager show. Like these are grown ups and
Speaker 1: they have that chemistry. They've been battling it. At some point,
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. They live together, and I just love
Speaker 1: the way the build up of it was, which is,
Speaker 1: we're all going to talk about how we lost our virginity,
Speaker 1: what that looked like. And Jess talks about all these
Speaker 1: failed attempts basically of vibes that just did not work,
Speaker 1: and then he cracks the code and then he gets
Speaker 1: his hand in that elevator.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: That's what you gotta do next time you walk in
Speaker 3: down a hallway. Fella's office building could be a doctor's office,
Speaker 3: could be an apartment complex. If you see a young
Speaker 3: lady going to the elevator and it's closer, stick your
Speaker 3: hand and they're a real fan.
Speaker 1: I will say, how many romantic comedies and I feel like,
Speaker 1: have that moment where the girl is like so mad
Speaker 1: and then he goes running away and gets in the
Speaker 1: elevator and you see the hand come in and stops
Speaker 1: it and he's like, I'm not letting you leave. There's
Speaker 1: so many movies have used that trope. Yeah, and it
Speaker 1: has that like weird like sense of recognition to be like,
Speaker 1: he's not gonna lose her.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna give up. He went the extra mile.
Speaker 3: He's you stop the door from closing, he stops. He really,
Speaker 3: he really put himself out there, not on my watch, Like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: you really went for it. Bro call me when she
Speaker 3: at the airport and you you buy a ticket to
Speaker 3: hop over to go through TSA and then you stop
Speaker 3: it from getting on that plane or you get on
Speaker 3: that plane.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Then you take your in
Speaker 2: the bathroom. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That's that's when that's when you really did something. You
Speaker 3: two feet away from your apartment door. Congratulations, that was
Speaker 3: very sweet whatever.
Speaker 1: There was a line I can't remember where it was,
Speaker 1: but I made me laugh out loud where they say like,
Speaker 1: aren't you a virgin and he goes, just my penis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just my penis, baby, just my penis.
Speaker 2: But that was me for a while.
Speaker 1: Me laughed for a while to be like, that's just
Speaker 1: like trying to select sweat. It's like you got all
Speaker 1: the experience.
Speaker 2: But that was me for a while. I don't know
Speaker 2: that that was me for a while.
Speaker 3: I I was I lost my virginity late and I'd
Speaker 3: done other stuff.
Speaker 2: I just never just your.
Speaker 1: Penis you went out for like a drink with like
Speaker 1: Liz and Brett and Dave and told something, probably because
Speaker 1: it feels like probably a lot of truth woven into
Speaker 1: this just my penis. Oh, you guys, this episode had
Speaker 1: me laughing, yes.
Speaker 2: And I hope hopefully you all laughed at the episode
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you did. That's why you're fans of the show,
Speaker 3: So thank you for listening. Also, make sure you follow
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Speaker 2: Ig at the mess Around pod.
Speaker 3: Someone merch not this one, yeah, but this one too,
Speaker 3: cross promo shout out to the Litle Morning After Podcast.
Speaker 2: We'll be back next week with It's Winston's birthday.
Speaker 1: When is a bee? A bee?
Speaker 3: Days?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 3: That was the mess Around. This has been an iHeartMedia production.
Speaker 3: Our executive producer is Joel Monique. Our engineer and editor
Speaker 3: is Mia Taylor. Additional production from Daniel Goodman, Wendy Heisler.
Speaker 2: And Kyle Shevron.
Speaker 3: Our theme song was written and composed by Ronald Jukebox Jackson.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna catch you next time. Bye,