1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: It's the new Home Show, Ladies and Gentstice. Is the 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here. Get 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: your butt at the front door. We are super villains 4 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do it 5 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 1: in style. It's time for the best ready ego you've 6 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: heard in a while, The Jews Show. I know what 7 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: I want for Christmas. Two front teeth. I don't know. 8 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,600 Speaker 1: Some my teeth do a little bit of a gap 9 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: in them. It's the Jewil Show and listen to a jubil. 10 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,919 Speaker 1: They're adorable. I like my diasthema. Is that it's cool. 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: We don't know what that big word he just be. 12 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:51,279 Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but that's 13 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 1: that's what you call like a gap in the front teeth. 14 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 1: I have a gap there because of I didn't wear 15 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: my retainer as a young child. So I gap in 16 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 1: my teeth called a diasthema. Oh brands, Yeah, I like 17 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: it though. I like my gap. Yeah me too. Yeah 18 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 1: helps me split you from a vile way. Yeah, thank 19 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: thanks for saying you like my gap, Englisheven, I like that. Yeah. 20 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: If you haven't seen this gap, go check them out. 21 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: On social media actual Fresh go at dual Fresh. Just 22 00:01:10,319 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: look at my pictures there and you can see my gap. Anyway, 23 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 1: I was going to say, I know what I want 24 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: for Christmas because there's a couple of hilarious things in 25 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: the news today, and the first one is an item 26 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 1: that was on the Sears website. Okay, Sears is still 27 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: in business. I didn't even know they were still in business. 28 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 1: About apparently, Sears the department store is still in business. 29 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: By the way, The first credit card I ever had 30 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 1: was a Sears card. Oh that's hilarious, right. They had 31 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: a basketball jersey in there I really wanted and it 32 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: was like eighty dollars, which is a lot for Sears. 33 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 1: That's why. And then yeah, because I didn't have money, 34 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 1: and then I was like, you know what, I'd need 35 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 1: to build my credit too, so I might as well 36 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: get this four thousand dollars Sears credit card. That four 37 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:51,919 Speaker 1: thousand dollars for your first credit card. That like the eighties. 38 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: It wasn't my first credit card, I know. My first 39 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: one was. It was a Chevron card. It was a 40 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: gas station card anyway, and I both of them really 41 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: ruined my credit card paid them off anyway on the 42 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 1: Sears website though people found this the other day. If 43 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: you were innocently shopping for a medicine ball on Sears 44 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,200 Speaker 1: dot com, you were provide with a bunch of listings 45 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: for medicine balls, like the kind you work out with. 46 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: But the first listing that popped up was called an 47 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: XR Brand's heavy hitch ball stretcher hook with weights. Okay, 48 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: not athletic either. It was a device, an adult device 49 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: that you put weights on to stretch that area out. 50 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: I don't know why you want to do that. Yeah, 51 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: apparently eight pounds eight pounds. Mine could not take eight pounds. Yeah, 52 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: eight pounds, but and there was also option to double 53 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: up for sixteen, so you could stretch out sixteen pounds 54 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: if you wanted to. Down there. That was available on 55 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: their website and they had no idea until someone brought 56 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: to their attention. Apparently it's been there for years. If 57 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 1: you were to search medicine balls, I think women can 58 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,519 Speaker 1: hang those as well. It's not just for men. Yeah, 59 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: well yeah, you can use it for whatever you want. 60 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: But anyway, that was very awful when Sears. When someone 61 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,959 Speaker 1: found that on Sears dot com and they were selling 62 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: that on their website. I could you imagine going there 63 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,519 Speaker 1: and being like, I'm gonna get a diswasher and from 64 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: one week out one on a medicine ball too. Oh wow, yeah, 65 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: what I found a new thing. So anyway, I want 66 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: that for Christmas. Okay. Also, since we're on the subject 67 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: of awkward Christmas gifts, someone posted this on TikTok the 68 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: other day. It's an Elsa doll, Elsa from Frozen, right, 69 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: and they got it and I guess the batteries kind 70 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: of low in it, and so they posted this. So 71 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: here's audio of this Elsa doll with the batteries dying. 72 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: What disturbing that you get? You get the doll for 73 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: the holidays? And oh you know, I doubt that was 74 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: an accident. Come on, that's the doll. That's I'm sure 75 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: that like they did that on purpose. Come on as Disney. 76 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Disney in their pictures for movies and stuff, 77 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: they always hide little phallic symbols and things like that's. 78 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't get me started on Disney. Well 79 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 1: there you go, there's Elsa from Frozen. I'm disappointed me too, 80 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: really changes the movie. You know. However, whenever I hear 81 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: Elsa ever we think of Elsa Gean. You know you 82 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: know who Elsa Genas? Should I say no? You can 83 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: also google who Elsa Genas. She looks like Elsa from Frozen, 84 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 1: but she makes more adult movies, right, yeah, oh god, 85 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 1: all right, good luck with that. That's our way to 86 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: start the show. The Jebils Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. 87 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the new hits of one 88 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,679 Speaker 1: oh six by one. It's time for your dirty little 89 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: secret secrets. It's time for your dirty little secret text 90 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 1: in four one six one. If you have something that 91 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:50,839 Speaker 1: you want to get off your chest, we'll take it 92 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 1: off your chest for you. Yeah, and grab it. We'll 93 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 1: grab it, pluck it right off of your supple chest, 94 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 1: throw it into the wind so people can hear it. 95 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: And remember, we keep you anonymous so you can else anything. 96 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Nobody knows who you are. We don't 97 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets 98 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname when they call in to tell 99 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,760 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret and on the phone right now 100 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: to tell us something very juicy. Yeah. Is one of 101 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:16,119 Speaker 1: the hottest people in music today. Billy I Lash, Billy 102 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: I last. Billy I Lash, eight teen year old daughter 103 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:25,400 Speaker 1: loves you. Yeah that billy I Lash. Your concert's how's 104 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: it going, billy I Lash, It's it's you know, I've 105 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 1: been holding on to this, this burden, and I just 106 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 1: really want to get it off my chest. Okay, well 107 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 1: you came to the right place to do so, yes 108 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 1: you did. So what is your dirty little secret? Well, see, 109 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: you guys, I've been hiding something for my family that 110 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: I know they would absolutely hate me for. But uh 111 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaker 1: you know, you gotta you gotta go where your heart is. 112 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: And that's exactly why I just want to come clean. 113 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 1: You gotta go where your heart is, and your family 114 00:05:57,279 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 1: wouldn't like it, and you're hiding something from them. Killed 115 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:04,799 Speaker 1: the family part hiding it? I know that would actually 116 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: be easier than what I have to tell them. What 117 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: is it? I know? Lit? My my boyfriend, we did 118 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,720 Speaker 1: we'd been dating for like a year or so, and 119 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: my family hated him or ever since I started dating, 120 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,480 Speaker 1: and um yeah, you know, typical typical. Um, So we 121 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,799 Speaker 1: split up about four months ago. Everyone was super excited 122 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 1: and was really happy that you broke up? Are you? 123 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: They were? They were? They? Uh so, so what they 124 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: don't know is that I've been seeing him just about 125 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: every weekend for the last three weeks. Oh, they've let 126 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 1: me ask you this. Does he treat you good? Yeah? 127 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 1: I think so. But as far like mental health goes, 128 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: is he nice to you? Yes? Why does your family 129 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 1: hate him? I mean I think he's a crutch, to 130 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: be honest, and or that I have to help him 131 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: too much to get to where he needs to be. 132 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 1: So what does that mean? Do you have to help 133 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: him too much? I mean I may have to, you know, 134 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: pay for his rents occasionally, or you know, I put 135 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,640 Speaker 1: him on my phone plan. So, oh, are you one 136 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: of those women that likes a project like you want 137 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: to fix a dude? I think? I mean part of me, yes, 138 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: part of me yes, I will admit that. And you know, 139 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 1: if I'm in a position to help somebody, why not. 140 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: Did you feel any like do you feel any of 141 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,880 Speaker 1: red flags? I mean I do, obviously, I mean because 142 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: I feel like because I've been in a similar situation. 143 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: I feel like because I had the red flags as well, 144 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: but I just like continued and even though I didn't 145 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 1: take care of him like I wouldn't. I mean, I 146 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 1: would pay for things like sometimes but not really like 147 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 1: I would do it on purpose, like I knew he 148 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,080 Speaker 1: would want me to, but I specifically did not because 149 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: you know, I didn't want to be taking care of 150 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,520 Speaker 1: somebody else, like especially my boyfriend, who you know, who 151 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 1: doesn't like to work, who's very capable, and you know, 152 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: who is lazy basically, but there was red flags and 153 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: I am better off without him, and I know that 154 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: like a thousand percent. How do you get past the 155 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: feelings though? Well, I mean that's yeah, I think I 156 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: was devastated, but like when we broke up, it only 157 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: took me about two weeks and then I started feeling better. 158 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 1: But that's just me, you know. I think it's just 159 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: like if you if you know in your heart that 160 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: you deserve better than that, then I wouldn't settle. There's 161 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,880 Speaker 1: going to be someone who treats you good, who you 162 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 1: don't have to take care of financially. You know, that's 163 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: a burden, Like you know, people are already a lot 164 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: of people are working paycheck to paycheck as it is, Like, 165 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: you don't want to be taking care of like a dude, 166 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,679 Speaker 1: you know, Uh, well, this this kind of puts things 167 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,679 Speaker 1: into perspectives. So I appreciate it. I have a hard 168 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: decision to may well, good luck, good luck, and you're 169 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: most likely you guys will break up and get back 170 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 1: together about six times before you this kind of our Normally, 171 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 1: I say, screw your family thinks, do whatever makes you happy. 172 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 1: But if there's red flags and yeah, you're financially taking 173 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,719 Speaker 1: care of him, I don't know. Okay, Well, I guess 174 00:08:55,800 --> 00:09:00,559 Speaker 1: mother knows best in this situation. But I think it's 175 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 1: all good. You'll be better off, all right. Well, thanks 176 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: for telling us your dood a little secret, Billy Eilash, 177 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:10,800 Speaker 1: Thank you? What's your dirty little secret? The Jebil Show 178 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio. The Jubil Shows Idiots in 179 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,079 Speaker 1: the News. Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot 180 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For 181 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: December seventh, twenty Monday, December seventh, twenty twenty. I couldn't 182 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 1: get that out of my face anyway. Let's head on 183 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,599 Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh for our first sturthday. He was on 184 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:33,360 Speaker 1: location in Los Angeles, California. Alex definitely sounds like it's 185 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,280 Speaker 1: a Monday morning for you, Jebil, Yes it is. Well, 186 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 1: I'm in La actually, reporting on Justin Bieber because he 187 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 1: does something that Jebil does and he defends his wife 188 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 1: on social media. Oh nice, Oh okay, I was gonna say, yeah, 189 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 1: I was being compared to Bieber and I was like, 190 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:50,960 Speaker 1: oh no, no, did you will have a monkey? Who 191 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: I wish? Hailey Bieber, his wife, was on like an 192 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 1: Instagram live and there's a bunch of Selena Gomez fans 193 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 1: just talking Crowder and saying that Selene is better and 194 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,040 Speaker 1: that Justin Slener were better, and Justin wasn't having it, 195 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,400 Speaker 1: so he like slammed this one troll, which I don't 196 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: know who the bigger idiot in the news is today, 197 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 1: you know, Justin or the troll right, because he blasted her, 198 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 1: but she got like a ton of publicity from it. Yeah, yeah, 199 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,560 Speaker 1: you're right. I actually like the fact that Justin calls 200 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 1: whoever out or her out. I don't know how often 201 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 1: he does it, but I like the fact that he 202 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,760 Speaker 1: does it because that's the lows of lows. Keyboard warriors. 203 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,079 Speaker 1: I know they're terrible. They can't talk crap to your face, 204 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,880 Speaker 1: but they'll do it fine kind of computer I know, 205 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,520 Speaker 1: And I don't understand why they feel like they have 206 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: the right to do it exactly exactly, and I support 207 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: any celebrity that comes out and actually says something, because 208 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: most won't. Go. I've gotten in actually a lot of trouble. 209 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,200 Speaker 1: Sometimes they're snapping back at people, but I clap back 210 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 1: because and I've had meetings with management where like, you 211 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,199 Speaker 1: just need to be quiet and take it because you're 212 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: in the public eye. And I'm like, why, I'm still 213 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: a person, So it doesn't make sense. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 214 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,599 Speaker 1: If there wasn't social media, would you walk by a 215 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: stranger that you didn't even know and go, I don't 216 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: like your face. You're really stupid and ugly? Exactly what 217 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,480 Speaker 1: people do online though, the comments and say so like 218 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: their life or or who they're not, also want to be. Yeah, 219 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 1: And there's that weird thing though with celebrities where we 220 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 1: think that they're not actually people y, and so then 221 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,240 Speaker 1: you just acknowledge the fact that you can say whatever 222 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,760 Speaker 1: to them online because you know they're celebrities. And that's 223 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 1: what bothers me about image is because most celebrities won't 224 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,599 Speaker 1: say anything back because they're worried about their image, and 225 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,600 Speaker 1: then people continue to think of them as not real people. 226 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 1: Maybe they started acting like real people and being like, Hey, 227 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: don't call my wife for me an idiot when you 228 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 1: don't even know me. You're a jerk for doing that. Yeah, 229 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 1: maybe more people would be like, oh, they're human. Yeah, 230 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 1: but that's all I have reporting on Justin Bieber today, 231 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,480 Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much, Alex, 232 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 1: and thank you for not comparing me to Biber in 233 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,679 Speaker 1: a bad way. I appreciate that this is the I 234 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 1: and N, the idiot news network where idiots aren't just 235 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,200 Speaker 1: in the news. And for our next story, let's send 236 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: it to English Evan who's at the protosylot or your 237 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 1: local grocery store making inappropriate comments of strangers about how 238 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 1: ripe the melons are as I get it, no, but 239 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 1: I consider myself a bit of a gangster, as you 240 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 1: guys know, and the list of things I wouldn't do 241 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: isn't very long. However, this dumb woman in California did 242 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,720 Speaker 1: something that I would never do. So Lauren Delgado tested 243 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: positive for the coronavirus just five days before her wedding, 244 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:08,079 Speaker 1: and instead of postponing the wedding or maybe like considering 245 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,040 Speaker 1: maybe rescheduling it for next year, she decided to go 246 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 1: through with it and ended up taking her pictures like 247 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,599 Speaker 1: of the wedding from a second story window, so she 248 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,320 Speaker 1: didn't even get to be with the groom the wedding 249 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: like reception, she didn't get to experience the wedding at all. 250 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 1: She want to get married that bad? Why not just 251 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:26,319 Speaker 1: go down the courthouse, get married and then have a 252 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,959 Speaker 1: reception leader when you don't have COVID? Yeah right, Like, 253 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: how desperate? Are you serious? I just need to make 254 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 1: sure I get this locked down. You might leave it 255 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,120 Speaker 1: any moment. Yeah, So sending it back to you, Jubil. 256 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, English Evan. This is the I 257 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just 258 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,439 Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news and for the 259 00:12:42,559 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 1: next story of the day, let's send it over to me, 260 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,599 Speaker 1: Jubil fresh And guess what, You're more boring than you 261 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 1: think you are. I knew that, what with all the 262 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,360 Speaker 1: ice cream people have eaten over this past year. Oh yeah, 263 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,319 Speaker 1: a lot of ice cream, Banni. It's a lot of 264 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 1: people at home. Something else, a lot of people at 265 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,079 Speaker 1: home eating ice cream and every other sweet thing you 266 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 1: can get your hands on, because there's nothing else to 267 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,920 Speaker 1: do right now? Well, Hogendas just released it's four best 268 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,400 Speaker 1: selling flavors of twenty twenty. Okay, and Surprise, Sadness and 269 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: to spare aren't on there. It's vanilla. Oh, I know 270 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 1: it would be. It's always vanilla. I love vanilla, super vanilla. 271 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 1: Everybody thinks that their their tastes are crazy, but vanilla 272 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,319 Speaker 1: always wins, and vanilla is delicious. Chocolate. By the way, 273 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,880 Speaker 1: where do you think that landed three? No, I'm gonna 274 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,640 Speaker 1: say no in the top five? Whoa did you read 275 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,959 Speaker 1: my script? No? My news story. Chocolate didn't make the 276 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,560 Speaker 1: top five. Weird. I think it's disgusting in ice cream, 277 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 1: chocolate ice cream? Really. The rest of the top five 278 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: are coffee, which is delicious. I like coffee, ice cream, 279 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,640 Speaker 1: strawberry butter pecan love that, and rounding out the top five, 280 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,400 Speaker 1: a bar of vanilla ice cream dipped in milk, chocolate 281 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:55,880 Speaker 1: covered with almonds. Very specific on that one. Yeah, whatever 282 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,240 Speaker 1: those called. I don't know a lot about sweets. I 283 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,280 Speaker 1: didn't even know what he blacked as intolerance. I doesn't 284 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: know a lot about ice cream. Yeah, I do know. 285 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,559 Speaker 1: I do know a lot about what ice cream does 286 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:10,920 Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, and it is not fun. But you're 287 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: about to lose your job, lady, And that means then 288 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 1: has come to an in for the day. We get it. 289 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:23,120 Speaker 1: Loose yellow job. You're about to lose yo job. You're 290 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:28,880 Speaker 1: about to lose yo job. Oh nothing. That was the 291 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,480 Speaker 1: i n N the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't 292 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 1: just in the news, they report in Tomorrow same time 293 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:41,640 Speaker 1: for another report from I n N News News and 294 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,920 Speaker 1: your phone prank is coming up at seven twenty. It's 295 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on Hits one or six point one, 296 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: The jew Bil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. The 297 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 1: new Hits one h six point one first day follow up, 298 00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: is anybody in this room meaning Alex in English? Even yes, 299 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,000 Speaker 1: we're the only people in the room right now. If 300 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 1: there are others, that would be weird, they're weird. If 301 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,280 Speaker 1: I asked six questions and someone pops up from the 302 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 1: other side of their own goes, hello, I'm in here too. No, 303 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 1: have you guys ever asked someone out on a date 304 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 1: that was like an old friend of yours and then 305 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 1: all of a sudden you reconnected and you're like, oh, 306 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to get romantic with them. I haven't 307 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 1: have you, Alex, No, no, have you person who's hiding 308 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: in the cupboard. Yes, I've done it three times and 309 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 1: it worked out very well. Si. No, nobody hasn't get 310 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 1: in the studio. I haven't. I've always felt awkward, like 311 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,440 Speaker 1: even thinking about doing that. But yeah, one who's on 312 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: the phone for a first date fall up right now. 313 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,280 Speaker 1: Apparently that's what he did, and he scored a date 314 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: with the girl who's now not calling him back. Maybe 315 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 1: ruined an old friendship in the process. Wand what's up man? 316 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: How are you? Hey? You guys, how are you doing? 317 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 1: Not too bad? So your email said that you asked 318 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 1: out like an old friend of yours. Yeah, so, like 319 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 1: we grew up on the same street as kids, but 320 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 1: I moved away when I was like about sixteen. Yeah, 321 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,480 Speaker 1: and I just always, you know, liked her. We always 322 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 1: got along really well. She dated some other guys, which 323 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,840 Speaker 1: like would kind of make me jealous, but I just 324 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: wasn't really like brave enough when I was younger to 325 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 1: ask her out. Did you reach out to her? Yeah? 326 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,720 Speaker 1: I did on like social media or something. Yeah, we 327 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 1: were friends on Instagram. Okay, and when you reconnected, you 328 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,920 Speaker 1: know with sparks flying is that what you decided to 329 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,360 Speaker 1: turn it into a romantic thing. Yeah, I mean I 330 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 1: felt like it was like we hit it off real bit, 331 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:32,440 Speaker 1: and you know, she wasn't hesitant at all about going 332 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,320 Speaker 1: out on a date, and I made it, you know, 333 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,240 Speaker 1: clear that I wanted it to be a date. How 334 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: was the date? I thought everything was amazing, Like, our 335 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 1: conversations were great. We caught up like on a lot 336 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 1: of old you know, stuff that we went through together 337 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 1: in school. And yeah, it was just a great time. 338 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: I thought, So, why do you think she's not calling 339 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: you back? Did anything happen? They can think of? No? Really. 340 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,560 Speaker 1: On the way to the restaurant, one of the tires 341 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: on my car blew out, but I didn't really think 342 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: it was a big deal. I changed the tire and 343 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,000 Speaker 1: we got right on our way. And after the restaurant, 344 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 1: I mean, that's an opportunity for you to show what 345 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 1: a manly man you are too. Yeah, unless it takes 346 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,639 Speaker 1: you three hours to change the tires every Yeah, did 347 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 1: it take you a little too long to change the tire? 348 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:23,400 Speaker 1: You think, Nah, thirty minutes and now we're good. Okay, 349 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: I'd have to pull up a YouTube tutorial. I don't 350 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,680 Speaker 1: think it would be like a deal breaker if you. 351 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,160 Speaker 1: I mean, it's not your fault to tire broke. No, yeah, 352 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,159 Speaker 1: I'm not really sure, okay. And you can't think of 353 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,440 Speaker 1: any other reason that she's not calling you back. M No, 354 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,840 Speaker 1: Like we hugged at the end of the night, I 355 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: told her I would call her. Yeah, and she seemed 356 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 1: like receptive to that. Yeah, she was. She was totally 357 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,800 Speaker 1: cool about it. I mean I did wait a little 358 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,400 Speaker 1: while to give her a call because I didn't want 359 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 1: to seem needy, and I am well concerned that might 360 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:58,800 Speaker 1: be a part of it. How long did you wait? Yeah, No, 361 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: it was just like five days and then I texted 362 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,280 Speaker 1: her after two five days is a long time to wait, though. Yeah, 363 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,800 Speaker 1: you want to strike while the iron's hult. Yeah, well, yeah, 364 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,119 Speaker 1: I didn't want to see him, you know, thirsty. But 365 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,920 Speaker 1: maybe I just waited too long, and she thinks that 366 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: I blew her off. I think I think after hearing 367 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: your voice, I know what it was. I think you 368 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,439 Speaker 1: probably seemed way too excited on the day. Is way 369 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:26,800 Speaker 1: too pumped up? Yeah, you just sound so excited about it. Yeah. 370 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,840 Speaker 1: Did you like her? Yeah? Of course? Okay, all right, 371 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,600 Speaker 1: you just bummed out of something. You just sound a 372 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 1: little sad. I mean, yeah, I'm just sad about this 373 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,119 Speaker 1: whole situation. You know. It's like she was kind of 374 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,639 Speaker 1: like my dream girl. All right, Yeah, i'd be bummed too, 375 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 1: you know. So Okay, Well, so you think that maybe 376 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,880 Speaker 1: you waited too long to hit her up after which 377 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: five days is a long time. Yes, it is, and 378 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,800 Speaker 1: maybe at times she's like, wow, he must not really 379 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,920 Speaker 1: be that into me. Is that what you think? Yeah? Absolutely, Okay, yeah, 380 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: I mean that's that's the only thing I can think 381 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,200 Speaker 1: of at this point. All Right, well, we'll play a song, 382 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: come back and call her and see if we can 383 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,880 Speaker 1: figure out why should not get back to you. Okay, 384 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,120 Speaker 1: Oh gonna thank you so much, guys. Yeah, man, we'll 385 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:10,720 Speaker 1: do it next. Wan is on the phone for today's 386 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,320 Speaker 1: first date follow up, and he feels like he let 387 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,200 Speaker 1: the girl of his dreams slip away out of his 388 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:20,239 Speaker 1: greasy fingertips. I don't know if your fingertips are greasy, one, 389 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:24,680 Speaker 1: but that's how you feel, right, Yeah, definitely. Just to 390 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,640 Speaker 1: catch you up in case he didn't hear the first part, 391 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: Wan actually asked out an old friend that he used 392 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,840 Speaker 1: to know that he grew up on the same block 393 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 1: with he moved away when he was like sixteen. They 394 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: reconnected online, then he asked her out. They went out 395 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 1: to eat, and he said that it was amazing. He 396 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:41,359 Speaker 1: felt like they reconnected and the date was great. He 397 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,720 Speaker 1: also just called her his dream girl, and he thinks 398 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,399 Speaker 1: maybe his dream girl got away. The only awkward things 399 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,120 Speaker 1: that he can think of are that his tired blue 400 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: out on the way there, but he got it fixed, 401 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,200 Speaker 1: showed what a man he is. Yeah, and the fact 402 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,240 Speaker 1: that he waited five days to call her after the 403 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: date because he didn't want to be too eager and 404 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,400 Speaker 1: sure what a man he is. And he thinks maybe 405 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 1: that might have or think that he didn't really care 406 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,840 Speaker 1: that much. So we're about to get her on the 407 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,880 Speaker 1: phone and find out if that is the reason she's 408 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,879 Speaker 1: not calling you back. Hopefully, Jue, we can get your 409 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 1: dream girl out of your dreams and back into your life. Who. Yeah, 410 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 1: I'm good at this. Thank you guys. Yeah, no problem. 411 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,879 Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna call right now. Here we go. 412 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 1: Hello him, I speak to Marcella. This is she. Hello there, Marcella. 413 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:40,200 Speaker 1: This is the Jewil Show, the what the Jewil Show? Sorry? 414 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 1: I started doing this Stu good weird voice like that. 415 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,399 Speaker 1: The Jewil Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewel. 416 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,640 Speaker 1: I'm here with my hat's wife, Alex Fresh and English Evan. Hello. 417 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 1: So you're talking to three people right now. Why are 418 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: you guys calling me? That's a good question, the question 419 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: a lot of people ask us. Well, we do a 420 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 1: segment on our show where if you go out on 421 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,680 Speaker 1: a date with someone and then end up not calling 422 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,680 Speaker 1: them back, that person can email us to get you 423 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,399 Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. And you 424 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,400 Speaker 1: recently went out on a date with a firecracker named Wan, 425 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 1: Yeah I did. Yeah, you grew up with one and 426 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,920 Speaker 1: then one moved away at sixteen and then hit you 427 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 1: up recently. So what's up with one? That sounds like 428 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,680 Speaker 1: the name of a sitcom. What's up with Wan? Is? 429 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,880 Speaker 1: He emailed us and we know all that stuff because 430 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 1: he told us about your date. He also said that 431 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,880 Speaker 1: he thought you had a really good time. But then 432 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 1: you haven't called him back, or haven't answered to you 433 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,760 Speaker 1: with text messages, none of that. So he's wondering if 434 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:40,320 Speaker 1: he did something wrong. I mean, one's really nice. I 435 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,920 Speaker 1: just I think that he's cursed, cursed? Why why do 436 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:47,159 Speaker 1: you think he's cursed? Well, he had bad luck the 437 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,880 Speaker 1: whole night, like first for driving there and his tire 438 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:54,120 Speaker 1: blue and like, yeah, he told us about that, it happened, 439 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,919 Speaker 1: you know, and like which, so you think he's cursed 440 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,480 Speaker 1: because his tire blue out on the way to your date. Well, 441 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,040 Speaker 1: then when we got to the restaurant, we got our food, 442 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,920 Speaker 1: his burger was messed up and had to send it back. 443 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:11,359 Speaker 1: But I'm lucky the burger thing, Yeah, that happens a lot. Yeah. Yeah, 444 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 1: and then he like spilled something on his shirt and 445 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 1: then that happens to me every single day. Yeah, it 446 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: was just the combination of all of it, Like he 447 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,879 Speaker 1: kind of got flustered and like, I don't know it was. 448 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: Do you think maybe it was more like a nervous thing. No, 449 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 1: that nervous wouldn't make his tire blow out. That's that's 450 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,680 Speaker 1: a universe thing. Like, oh, you're saying that you think 451 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,680 Speaker 1: the universe is out to get one? Yeah, because his 452 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 1: tire blow and his food was wrong. Yeah, but it 453 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,800 Speaker 1: just to me, it doesn't sound like it's that bad. 454 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,680 Speaker 1: Well it's not only that, Like after I got home, 455 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 1: I broke a glass, which never happens. So his dad 456 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,840 Speaker 1: luck was rubbing off on me. Really, are you sure 457 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,679 Speaker 1: you're not just like reading into things a little bit 458 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 1: too much? No, I mean it's that stuff doesn't happen, 459 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:08,960 Speaker 1: and you know, like people like that affect your energy. Okay, 460 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 1: I've dated a couple of guys, but bad luck, and 461 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 1: I'm not doing that again. I'm not trying to go 462 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: down that road. All right, So you don't want to 463 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,520 Speaker 1: talk to him all that because you're definitely scared that 464 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,720 Speaker 1: his horrible luck is going to rub off on you. Yeah, 465 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to do that. Okay, Well, then, 466 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: unfortunately I'm not to let you know. You might have 467 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,399 Speaker 1: to deal with it a second longer because one is 468 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,240 Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk 469 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 1: to you. Hey, Marcella, high one. So why do you 470 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 1: think that you have bad luck? I mean, I've never 471 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,400 Speaker 1: thought of myself that way, and I just got best 472 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: job ever, like a couple of days after I saw Marcella. 473 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,640 Speaker 1: So oh, that's some good luck. Marcella. Do you think 474 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:59,639 Speaker 1: about that? Because? Yeah, because I have good luck and 475 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,720 Speaker 1: my luck's bobbed up on you. Wait, I'm confused. So 476 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,760 Speaker 1: Juan said that he actually got a job, but you're 477 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,560 Speaker 1: taking credit for him getting the job based on your 478 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,440 Speaker 1: good luck. But he also gave you bad luck because 479 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,040 Speaker 1: you went on a date with him. He's bad luck? 480 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: Am I getting that right? The universe exchange his luck, 481 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,640 Speaker 1: so he's playing a day with me. I have good luck. 482 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,640 Speaker 1: He got a good job, you know. Then he came 483 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,560 Speaker 1: into my life again, and then I'm breaking stuff in 484 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 1: my kitchen and it doesn't want to keep my luck 485 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,679 Speaker 1: and he can have his. Yeah, the science adds up. 486 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 1: I mean making sense, Marcella. I really hope that you 487 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: can give me another chance. I don't really feel like 488 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 1: I have bad luck. I don't really know exactly where 489 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 1: this is all coming from, but I'd love to hear 490 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,200 Speaker 1: about your thoughts about all of it. You know what, 491 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,200 Speaker 1: one I just remembered something. We used to live on 492 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 1: the same block, and remember when we were riding bikes 493 00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:03,320 Speaker 1: together that one time. Then we will ride bike together 494 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:09,639 Speaker 1: a lot, well yeah we did, but remember that one 495 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 1: time when we were riding bike together. And then I 496 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 1: file and I see in my need and like, now 497 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,960 Speaker 1: I know why that happened. You're saying, you're blaming your 498 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 1: skin me as a kid on me too. Yeah, like, 499 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:29,359 Speaker 1: why else does that have happened? I'm convinced no other reason. Yeah. Hey, 500 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,400 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask because I think I know where 501 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,240 Speaker 1: this is going. Marcella, would you like to go on 502 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: another date with one? We will pay for it. No, 503 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,639 Speaker 1: I'm going to pass. I figured you want, and I 504 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,560 Speaker 1: am sure you probably want to get off the phone too, 505 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,160 Speaker 1: so you don't get more of one's bad luck into 506 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,119 Speaker 1: your life. That sounds great, okay. And also before we 507 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,800 Speaker 1: let you go, I'm going to thank you for the 508 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 1: good luck that you've just bestowed on all of us, 509 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 1: because apparently you have that effect. So I'm looking forward 510 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: to day. Today's gonna be a great day. We should 511 00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 1: technically get at betted job. Yeah, well, you're welcome. I 512 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 1: hope that the universe takes care of you as it 513 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,359 Speaker 1: continues to take care of me. All Right, you have 514 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:12,480 Speaker 1: a good one. Bye bye. Hey Wan, are you still there? Yeah? 515 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:17,280 Speaker 1: I'm here. Was she that out there on your date? No? 516 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: But not. I think about it when I recall she 517 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,920 Speaker 1: kept talking about my energy and her energy and the 518 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: exchange of energies between people, So I guess it kind 519 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,920 Speaker 1: of just flew over my head. But yeah, it makes sense. Well, 520 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,680 Speaker 1: or maybe you didn't get it because your mind wasn't 521 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,760 Speaker 1: open to your bad luck. Okay, Yeah, at least I 522 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,320 Speaker 1: know now that I'm bad luck for everyone. Yeah, thanks 523 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,840 Speaker 1: a lot for the bad luck man. We should have 524 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: got off the phone with you first and then her second. Great, 525 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,640 Speaker 1: thanks a lot. Wan, Yeah, enjoy it, guys, thanks a lot. 526 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:55,239 Speaker 1: Did jubil show on demand only on iHeartRadio. A lot 527 00:26:55,320 --> 00:27:00,480 Speaker 1: of people label me as an incredibly negative downer. It's 528 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 1: a jewel show and nothing could be further from the truth. 529 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,880 Speaker 1: Merry Christmas season. There's always ways to find a positive 530 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,600 Speaker 1: and right now is when people need to find silver 531 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: lining and things, especially right now the holidays with COVID 532 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,920 Speaker 1: and people not being able to do anything. It's a 533 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,480 Speaker 1: very dark time. Really, it could be a dark time 534 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: if you were a downer like English Evan. Yeah, I am, Yeah, 535 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,120 Speaker 1: I suck. Well. They have come out with a list. 536 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,679 Speaker 1: They did a survey to find out what people are 537 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,200 Speaker 1: actually looking forward to this holiday season, because it's a 538 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 1: different holiday than I think anybody has experienced in their lifetime. Yeah, 539 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 1: unless you were around when the Spanish fleet was around, 540 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: which I don't think there are a lot of them 541 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,880 Speaker 1: around right, right, What has it been a hundred something 542 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,720 Speaker 1: years since the last pandemic? I don't know, And I 543 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 1: think Christmas is a lot different than too, was it you? Yeah, 544 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,399 Speaker 1: I'm old enough to remember. Anyway. They did a survey 545 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,520 Speaker 1: to ask me what they're looking forward to this holiday season, 546 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,359 Speaker 1: and the number one thing that people are looking forward 547 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,720 Speaker 1: to this Christmas is something that I've always known that 548 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,080 Speaker 1: people really liked about the holiday, but they never do it, 549 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,040 Speaker 1: and they tend to torture themselves with something that they 550 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 1: have done probably every holiday that they've been alive until now. Okay, 551 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,200 Speaker 1: I got what you're saying. You know what I'm no, No, okay, 552 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,400 Speaker 1: I still want you to say it. Okay. Number five 553 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,239 Speaker 1: making big holiday meals with your family. Right, So, if 554 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,320 Speaker 1: you have a big family that lives in the same house, 555 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,720 Speaker 1: that's good. But most people it'll be three or four 556 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,880 Speaker 1: people probably. Oh yeah, that sounds incredible. Yeah, that sounds 557 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,920 Speaker 1: like something most people won't be doing. Yeah, right, I 558 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,120 Speaker 1: know you are not a big family. According to this survey, though, 559 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 1: that's the number five thing that people are looking forward 560 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,440 Speaker 1: to this weird holiday season. This is making big holiday 561 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 1: meals for your family. Number four watching Christmas movies. Oh 562 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 1: I like that one. I do like that one too. 563 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,120 Speaker 1: Not old school movies. I like new school kind of 564 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 1: well kind of ultimately nineties in them. What's the furthest 565 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,160 Speaker 1: back here? Like? Have you ever seen the Griswolds Family 566 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,600 Speaker 1: vacation the Christmas one? I mean, you know, parts and pieces, 567 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: the way she sniffed it, I know she looked at 568 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 1: you like it's a chaser. No, I did not waste 569 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 1: my time watching the whole thing. It's been on it 570 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 1: some places that I went to, but I didn't waste 571 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 1: my time with that trash English Heaven. It's It's one 572 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: of my favorite movies. But we won't be watching it 573 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,760 Speaker 1: at our house. Number three. People are looking forward to 574 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: the gifts this holiday season. They look forward to that 575 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,920 Speaker 1: every season, So that's not that's nothing different because of 576 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,880 Speaker 1: COVID Probably my number one. Yeah, really, you know, give 577 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: me a gift, don't come over. Number two Eating and drinking. Yeah, 578 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,440 Speaker 1: people looking forward to that. Not to say that we 579 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,920 Speaker 1: have a problem with food in this country, but food 580 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 1: made the list twice. The stuff people are looking forward 581 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:50,880 Speaker 1: to the most. This weird lockdown holiday season. There's more. 582 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 1: That was number two, but I say desserts, Yeah, that's 583 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,320 Speaker 1: number one. Yeah, No, number one is not desserts, even 584 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,880 Speaker 1: though it probably should be. To the whole list is 585 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,960 Speaker 1: the top five things people are looking forward to this 586 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,280 Speaker 1: holiday season, even though it's going to be weird with 587 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,680 Speaker 1: quarantine and the pandemic and it's just all food. Yeah, 588 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:14,160 Speaker 1: and not not exercising. Yeah, we're feeling sad for myself 589 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,080 Speaker 1: that I'm not going to the gym. Yeah, well that's you, 590 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,720 Speaker 1: but that's you know, most of America. It's true. That 591 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,080 Speaker 1: got real. Yeah, all right. Anyway, the number one thing 592 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 1: that people are looking forward to this year, and I 593 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 1: said it earlier. People do this to themselves every single year, 594 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: and most of the time, you know that they hate it. 595 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: And now it's finally a reality for a lot of people. 596 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,880 Speaker 1: They get to stay home and not travel anywhere. Yes, 597 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,000 Speaker 1: that's the thing that people are looking forward to. We're 598 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,760 Speaker 1: looking that's according to this survey, that's the thing that 599 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,320 Speaker 1: our people are looking forward to the most. Yep, this 600 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,160 Speaker 1: pandemic holiday Christmas season? Really, yeah, you don't want to 601 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,880 Speaker 1: travel anywhere for Christmas? I mean, I think it's normally 602 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: saying like traveling to like a family member's house to 603 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,160 Speaker 1: celebrate the holiday. It's not just like going for a vacation. 604 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 1: It's like feeling like obviated to go to your parents' house, 605 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,960 Speaker 1: so your sister's house or your uncle's house, so that 606 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: you two are looking forward to, definitely looking forward to. 607 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,200 Speaker 1: I was just about to ask you, Evan, because you 608 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,800 Speaker 1: like your family, do you like my family? Is traveling 609 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,360 Speaker 1: to go with your family like a good thing for you? Though? Yeah? 610 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 1: It is a it is a positive. I will definitely 611 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 1: miss going to see my family this year, and this 612 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,320 Speaker 1: will be the first Christmas that I haven't spent with 613 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: my family, like my immediate family. Yeah, that's kind of 614 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,680 Speaker 1: gotta be sad for you. That's gonna be weird. Yeah, 615 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,160 Speaker 1: that is weird. I mean I'm twenty six now, so 616 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,800 Speaker 1: that we're going to be twenty seven, so that's a 617 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 1: long time to not you know. Yeah, and most twenty 618 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,880 Speaker 1: year olds, I feel like, still spend time with their 619 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 1: family on the holidays. I think I think that's the normal. Yea, yeah, 620 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,520 Speaker 1: that is until your thirties. Really they could a branch 621 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,960 Speaker 1: off and they're like okay, like no, yeah, I'm my 622 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,960 Speaker 1: own family now, Yeah, yeah, my own thing. You guys 623 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,560 Speaker 1: come see us, they get all offended. Yeah, and then 624 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 1: they have to come see you, and they're like, I 625 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: don't want to have to travel to go see that. 626 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,560 Speaker 1: M I barely like them. I know they're my son, 627 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,760 Speaker 1: but I barely want to be around. So see, even 628 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 1: though you were filling down maybe about your holiday season 629 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: coming up because of the pandemic and everything going on 630 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,160 Speaker 1: in the world, if you take a minute and look 631 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: at the bright side of things, you can realize you 632 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,040 Speaker 1: don't have to go sit there with your family for 633 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,800 Speaker 1: four days and be frustrated. Bestav of Mary Christmas. Do 634 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 1: you the Jebil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. It's 635 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,400 Speaker 1: another Jewbil Phone Frame Mornings on the twenties only on 636 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:25,040 Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six by one. Pull up, HI, 637 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,480 Speaker 1: this is Special Agent Pete Eakins calling from the Federal 638 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 1: Bureau of Investigation. I was looking for Kenny h Hey, 639 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:37,080 Speaker 1: this is him, mister. I have been trying to call 640 00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,680 Speaker 1: your phone now for an hour. I've called at least 641 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: three or four times. Yeah, I don't answer numbers that 642 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,360 Speaker 1: I don't know, and I don't even know who you 643 00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,520 Speaker 1: are really what you're with? I actually I missed kind 644 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,640 Speaker 1: of what your name was. Okay, so all right, well 645 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,360 Speaker 1: I'll say it a little slower for you. This is 646 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 1: Special Agent Pete Eakins with the Federal Bureau of Investigation 647 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:08,760 Speaker 1: and otherwise known as the FBI. Is making sense now? Uh? 648 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 1: The FBI? Yes, I'm I'm confused. God, how much explaining 649 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: am I going to have to do here? My name 650 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,360 Speaker 1: is Special Agent Pete Eakins from the Federal Bureau of 651 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 1: Investigation Social Media Task Force. Therefore, we monitor social media. Therefore, 652 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 1: we've seen all the political talk that you've done on 653 00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,719 Speaker 1: your social media, and we've been alerted to some very 654 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 1: disturbing things. And that's why I'm calling you. Gee. I 655 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,200 Speaker 1: just I don't really know what this is about. Did 656 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,160 Speaker 1: I did I do something wrong? Or did you do 657 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:53,640 Speaker 1: something wrong? Did you do something wrong? Did you do something? Yeah? 658 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,120 Speaker 1: Voter fraud is a very big deal in this country, 659 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:02,040 Speaker 1: isn't it. I believe even do. Yeah, it seems like 660 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,560 Speaker 1: you have a lot of inside information on voter fraud 661 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,480 Speaker 1: because you've been talking a lot about it on your Twitter. 662 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just retweeting and I don't have any 663 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 1: insider information. Personally, I'm retweeting what Okay, You're gonna make 664 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,480 Speaker 1: this harder than I thought. So anyway, I just want 665 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,640 Speaker 1: to let you know that we were going to be 666 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,759 Speaker 1: at your house within an hour, and you need to 667 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,919 Speaker 1: be there because we are going to have to bring 668 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,040 Speaker 1: you down to the office and ask you some questions. 669 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm not home right now. I'm at work. 670 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,400 Speaker 1: What I do. Listen, you helped rig the election? I no, 671 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:40,360 Speaker 1: I did not. I kept my bellot very apparently and 672 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: just one time. Okay, Well, anyway, we're gonna come and 673 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,680 Speaker 1: get you from the office. It's up to you if 674 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,200 Speaker 1: you want to do it with handcuffs or not. How 675 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,680 Speaker 1: are you going to You're gonna go easily or do 676 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,200 Speaker 1: we need to handcuff you in front of your boss? 677 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:55,640 Speaker 1: I mean, please, please don't come down to my work. 678 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,080 Speaker 1: I mean I can meet you at my house. Yeah. No, 679 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,920 Speaker 1: you know what with the that you've been thrown to me, 680 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,319 Speaker 1: I want to do this at your office. I want 681 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 1: to pick you up from your office and make a 682 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,560 Speaker 1: scene out of it because I also want to Kenny attitude, sir. 683 00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,520 Speaker 1: I apologize. I did not. I did not mean to 684 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,960 Speaker 1: offend you. I just am trying to kind of get 685 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,640 Speaker 1: to the bottom of this, and you sound nervous. I'd 686 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,920 Speaker 1: be nervous too if I was going to be investigated 687 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,320 Speaker 1: for voter fraud. I didn't do any It's an issue 688 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,360 Speaker 1: that we know that you have inside information on, obviously, 689 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:27,759 Speaker 1: and that's why we need to talk to you. And 690 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,560 Speaker 1: that's why, you know what, I'm not going to be 691 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,040 Speaker 1: nice here. I'm going to come down to your office. 692 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna handcuff you in front of your boss, and 693 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,319 Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the spanking that you deserve. You're 694 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,960 Speaker 1: gonna hit me right on the bum bum a couple times. 695 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:46,200 Speaker 1: Bad boy? Is that even in protocol? No, it's not. 696 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 1: Hey man, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show 697 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,879 Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you and your friend Bryce 698 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,279 Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm 699 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,160 Speaker 1: so stupid. He said that you've been talking a lot 700 00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,200 Speaker 1: about politics on Twitter, and he also said one of 701 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 1: the most global guys that he knows, and that I 702 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,600 Speaker 1: could probably convince you're going to be arrested. Yeah, I 703 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,919 Speaker 1: guess I am. Well think about that. The next time 704 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 1: you tweet about politics. You could get a spanking in 705 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: front of your boss. Yeah, I guess I could wake 706 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 1: up every morning with Jubil phone pranks weekday mornings on 707 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 1: the twenties The Jebil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. 708 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,040 Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, but that 709 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 1: stain on my shirt that I thought was coffee isn't coffee. 710 00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: I just realized my cat puked in my laundry. Oh 711 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,160 Speaker 1: that is Disgusting's gross. But thank you for the text. 712 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:43,400 Speaker 1: Jewil Show, And it's time for one of America's favorite 713 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,759 Speaker 1: game show. It's not even really a game show, but 714 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,600 Speaker 1: I just wanted to use this music and use this voice. 715 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,800 Speaker 1: But it's time for I don't know who needs to 716 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,279 Speaker 1: hear this, but where you text in four one h 717 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,719 Speaker 1: six one and give us your best backhanded advice and 718 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,640 Speaker 1: we also give ours. It's where you say, I don't 719 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,920 Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this, but and then you 720 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,560 Speaker 1: deliver some advice that somebody probably should hear. You got 721 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,520 Speaker 1: another text in that said, I don't know who needs 722 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,160 Speaker 1: to hear this, but you don't love Disney. You just 723 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,840 Speaker 1: haven't been happy since eleven. Very good point. Oh all right, 724 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,800 Speaker 1: let's go around the room and see what advice we 725 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,759 Speaker 1: have to give out Alex, all right, I don't know 726 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,319 Speaker 1: who needs to hear this, but our kids don't want 727 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:27,600 Speaker 1: participation trophies. Oh yeah, well do they want them though? Yeah, 728 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:32,000 Speaker 1: I know lost want them, but the one who first 729 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,960 Speaker 1: placed doesn't want them. Now, Alex, that there are no 730 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:39,000 Speaker 1: winners and losers. Thing is everybody's the winner. Competition should 731 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,880 Speaker 1: not be preached. I mean, I feel like it's just 732 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,480 Speaker 1: doesn't make sense. I remember getting a couple though I 733 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,640 Speaker 1: didn't have a lot of participation trophies because I, you know, 734 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,760 Speaker 1: I'm more participating. Well that too, you got to participate 735 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,720 Speaker 1: to get a trophy. But when I did play sports, 736 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,560 Speaker 1: there was a couple times where I remember they gave 737 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: out a trophy to us and we didn't win or anything. 738 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,360 Speaker 1: I was literally dumbfounded. I was like, this is stupid. 739 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,399 Speaker 1: Why are you giving me a trophy? We didn't do anything. Well. 740 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,440 Speaker 1: We also got another text in saying, I don't know 741 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,480 Speaker 1: he needs to hear this, but if I'm working out, 742 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,719 Speaker 1: don't talk to me. Yes that, please never talk to 743 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,520 Speaker 1: me if I'm working out. I'm there for one reason 744 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,520 Speaker 1: to work out. Some people love chatting at the gym. 745 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 1: There's at Yeah, there's the thing exactly. The dudes that 746 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,760 Speaker 1: I see talking at the gym the most are usually 747 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,239 Speaker 1: guys who walk around and they puff their chest out 748 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,640 Speaker 1: like they've been working out a loaha, but they actually 749 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,160 Speaker 1: don't do any work. They just sit on the bench 750 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,080 Speaker 1: and talk to people. But the worst thing is that 751 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,960 Speaker 1: happens to me quite a bit is people will come 752 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,320 Speaker 1: talk to me because they've seen my stand up or 753 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,960 Speaker 1: listening to the show, and yeah, they know who I am. 754 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,200 Speaker 1: Sounds douche to say that, but it does happen. Alex 755 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,919 Speaker 1: has seen it happen. But I'll have headphones in. I'll 756 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,000 Speaker 1: be literally running sprints or something on the treadmill and 757 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: they'll call up on the other side and do the 758 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,040 Speaker 1: universal sign for hey, take out your headphones, and I'm like, 759 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,279 Speaker 1: I'm about to die. I can't even talk right now 760 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,359 Speaker 1: at all. Then I'll stop and take a headphones. Yeah, 761 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,920 Speaker 1: and they're like, like, your show, thank you. I just 762 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:59,520 Speaker 1: feel like it's rude up that situation. You get stopped 763 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,839 Speaker 1: a lot of the gym and like that's the weirdest thing. Yeah, Yeah, 764 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,480 Speaker 1: it sucks. It takes so much effort to get to 765 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,120 Speaker 1: the gym. I don't have the effort to then talk 766 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,879 Speaker 1: to you at the gym, Evan, what's your I don't 767 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,320 Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this but mine, Alex is. 768 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,080 Speaker 1: I do not know who needs to hear this. But 769 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,880 Speaker 1: there is a clear difference between Coca cola and pepsi. 770 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 1: There is, Yeah, there definitely, of course there is. I 771 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,400 Speaker 1: don't want to call my grandma an idiot, but she 772 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,680 Speaker 1: loves pepsi. I love pepsi too. No, you can't love pepsi. 773 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,360 Speaker 1: Why it's disgusting. I think coke is really disgusting. Yeah, Alex, 774 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:32,040 Speaker 1: you're so wrong. So do you like diacoke? No pepsi either, Okay, 775 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,280 Speaker 1: but they do have this one pepsi Okay, so pepsi 776 00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,040 Speaker 1: is not as good to me as it was when 777 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,800 Speaker 1: I was growing up. But they did come out with 778 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,520 Speaker 1: this pepsi next and it's sixty calories. So the regular 779 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,719 Speaker 1: pepsi's like a hunt or something. But the pepsi next 780 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,160 Speaker 1: is actually better than pepsi. I think, really wow, And 781 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,719 Speaker 1: they don't sell it anymore. I don't think, because I 782 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 1: don't really drink soda, but coke I do. Like how 783 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,279 Speaker 1: English Evan brought that one up and he said, I 784 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,000 Speaker 1: don't know who needs to hear this, but and it's 785 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,960 Speaker 1: me Cooke is better than PEPSI. Well no, then he 786 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,279 Speaker 1: called his grandma an idiot, So basically you're taking shots 787 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,520 Speaker 1: at your grandma right there. Yeah, well she's stupid. She 788 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,719 Speaker 1: thinks Pepsi's good. I mean, Alex, I don't want to 789 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,160 Speaker 1: say it, but you know, pretty stupid over there. I 790 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,400 Speaker 1: know it's the unpopular opinion to like PEPSI. I just 791 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,400 Speaker 1: do God, All right, well, let's move on, because I 792 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,759 Speaker 1: can't believe that, Jubil, what's your I don't know who 793 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,439 Speaker 1: needs to hear this, but I don't know who needs 794 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,839 Speaker 1: to hear this. But speaking louder to someone who doesn't 795 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,560 Speaker 1: speak your language doesn't make them understand you. Even lets 796 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,800 Speaker 1: see that someone, especially if you're in like a Mexican 797 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,239 Speaker 1: restaurant or something all the time, all the time they're 798 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,480 Speaker 1: talking to someone who maybe speaks only Spanish or a 799 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,759 Speaker 1: little bit of English, right, yes, And then they'll try 800 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,839 Speaker 1: to just say it louder. Yeah. The person's like hey, 801 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:41,600 Speaker 1: and no, no, I said, is that your car over there? 802 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,359 Speaker 1: Carro And they just scream it and either yoh, don't 803 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,960 Speaker 1: I don't know even you're being louder. I still don't know. 804 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,759 Speaker 1: I think we apply the same thing that we do 805 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,160 Speaker 1: with babies, because you know, when babies obviously don't understand you, 806 00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:57,680 Speaker 1: but you'll be like, oh him, like they don't understand 807 00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,759 Speaker 1: what you're saying it at all. Spanish person, you'll be like, 808 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,759 Speaker 1: I'm And then they even get wordier and wordier as 809 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,480 Speaker 1: they do it because they're getting frustrated because the other 810 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,840 Speaker 1: person won't understand them, so they start using more English 811 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,680 Speaker 1: language that the person doesn't understand. Maybe just give up 812 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,920 Speaker 1: and move on. I don't know if you needed to 813 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,520 Speaker 1: hear that, but stop at it's not helping text in 814 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,520 Speaker 1: four one six one? What is your I don't know 815 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,880 Speaker 1: who needs to hear this? But and your phone breaks? 816 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,839 Speaker 1: Coming up at nine twenties, The Jewel Show on Hits 817 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,640 Speaker 1: one oh six point one, The Jebel Show on demand 818 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,080 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio