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Speaker 1: We're sixty seconds from your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and have you

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Speaker 1: guys been watching the news lately? Some talking head just

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Speaker 1: revealed the key to living a long life.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys see this?

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Speaker 3: No, no, I only see doom and gloom.

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Speaker 1: Well it was sandwiched between a piece on rising ocean

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Speaker 1: levels and widespread social unrests.

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Speaker 2: Right in between those two.

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Speaker 3: Must have been where I was crying.

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Speaker 2: Find the easter eggs.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, new study was done that looked at people from

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Speaker 1: a normal sized town for almost seventy years. They found

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Speaker 1: that people who start their adult lives at an average

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Speaker 1: weight and then slowly pack on pounds till they're overweight

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Speaker 1: but not obese, live longer than people who just stay

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Speaker 1: at the average weight their entire life.

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Speaker 3: Yes, cause it's like chubby and happy.

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Speaker 1: Is that what we're Well, they're not exactly sure why

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Speaker 1: those extra pounds help keep you a live longer, but

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Speaker 1: they said, quote, we'll get back to you on that

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Speaker 1: in another seventy years.

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Speaker 2: Stay tuned for that update in seventy years. I think

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Speaker 2: it's the fat It insulates us.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm glad. That's a good scientific huge fat to

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Speaker 3: weigh down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, science Jose got it.

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Speaker 1: That's what they called me that.

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Speaker 2: But I do think you.

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Speaker 1: Get genuine joy and good feelings out of eating good food.

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Speaker 4: Oh totally.

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Speaker 5: You don't even know.

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Speaker 3: Eating a barbecue rib Alexis is how I'm owned during

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Speaker 3: a good meal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to live longer doing that, bro Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I could hear Brook from the parking garage as I

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Speaker 1: was coming in eating her oat meal.

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Speaker 2: It was so good.

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Speaker 1: Adding a little bit of way over time is apparently

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Speaker 1: healthy and there you go, Well that adds years to

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Speaker 1: your life.

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Speaker 2: The shock collar subtracts.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Because it's time for your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We have a bucket full of names. We're gonna draw

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Speaker 1: one out to see who gets asked a trivia question.

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Speaker 1: If you answer it wrong, is to be shocked while

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Speaker 1: singing a song. So text into seven, eight, five, nine

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Speaker 1: to two. Tell us what you want to hear. I'm

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Speaker 1: drawing an am out because I had the shot collar

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Speaker 1: last and I got Brooke. Let's get drunk and French fuck.

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Speaker 5: Part.

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Speaker 1: All right, she's putting on the shot collar while that happens.

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Speaker 1: Digital Jake, please read us a shot collar question of

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Speaker 1: the day.

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Speaker 5: No matter how hard you try, it's nearly impossible to

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Speaker 5: keep your house completely in order all the time. Oh,

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Speaker 5: tell me about it. Oh that's why I am telling

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Speaker 5: you about it right now. It's the question. That's why

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Speaker 5: eighty eight percent of people surveyed say they have a

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Speaker 5: junk drawer in their home.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Most people say they didn't start one on purpose. It

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Speaker 5: just kind of happened, and after months and years it

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Speaker 5: fills up with all the discarded items you just can't

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Speaker 5: or won't find a place for. This survey also found

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Speaker 5: the most common items that are in the junk drawer,

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Speaker 5: and I think you to come up with the top

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Speaker 5: four answers, in no particular order.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I got this. I don't think.

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Speaker 2: You don't even have to help her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean my first is pins, right, like pins and

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Speaker 3: pencils always go.

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Speaker 2: In the pins?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, pins, Okay, listen, y'all, I don't.

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Speaker 4: Okay, just bullets, pens.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good one.

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Speaker 3: I mean, the things that I love in my junk

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Speaker 3: drawer are scissors. Yeah, okay, batteries. But the problem of

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Speaker 3: the batteries and the junk drawers you never know if

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Speaker 3: they're good or not.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't having loose scissors and batteries in

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Speaker 1: a drawer that's like.

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Speaker 2: A danger drawer.

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Speaker 5: What would you put in your joke?

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Speaker 1: I know back at my parents house, they had an

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Speaker 1: entire drawer filled with keys.

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Speaker 3: Gonna says, I thought you were going to say money.

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Speaker 2: That's called the bank where you put your money.

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Speaker 3: Keys. I put keys in the key did But it's keys.

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Speaker 3: They don't use a lot, you know, the old nailbox

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Speaker 3: ones oka.

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Speaker 1: Like a spare key, those second pair of keys that

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Speaker 1: they give you the car dealership.

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Speaker 2: You're not sure what to do with them.

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Speaker 5: Do you think that it.

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Speaker 3: Would be keys over something like scotch tape?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's get the question one more time.

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Speaker 5: I asked you to tell me the top four most

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Speaker 5: common things that people put in their junk drawers, in

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Speaker 5: no particular order, and to help you out with your

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Speaker 5: spring cleaning. I'll give you a lifeline. Give me a

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Speaker 5: number between one and four, and I'll tell you what

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Speaker 5: the answer is behind it. Key mail.

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Speaker 3: There's too much mail to fit in, Like I feel

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Speaker 3: like rubber bands going the junk you know, yeah, give

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Speaker 3: me number, Give me number two.

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Speaker 5: Number two is notepads.

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Speaker 3: Okay, like post it?

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Speaker 2: What about old candy? I don't know, dude.

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Speaker 1: Like like a you know, peppermints, you don't have just

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Speaker 1: like a drug, those old candies, like butterscotch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go with pens, pinsthink so okay, pins,

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Speaker 3: paper what he said not pad? Scissors?

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Speaker 5: I like scissors.

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Speaker 3: Really torn on this fourth one because you all say keys,

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Speaker 3: but I don't feel like keys is the answer?

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Speaker 1: Credit cards a lot of people, just the pre approved

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Speaker 1: ones that you don't want to use just in case.

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Speaker 2: Or gift cards.

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Speaker 1: Look it, it's put old gift cards to like when

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Speaker 1: you don't know what to where to store them.

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Speaker 2: You can't set them all on your way, like.

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Speaker 5: Punch cards and stuff or something that's not bad.

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Speaker 3: I really like rubber bands better than that. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: fourth one, you guys say keys, I feel rubber bands.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go rubber bands.

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Speaker 5: According to a recent survey, these are the top things

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Speaker 5: that we toss aside and keeping the junk drawer. Number

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Speaker 5: one is pens. They just throw them away. Number two,

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Speaker 5: you got that that was notepads. There's so much paper

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Speaker 5: yet I always writing on my hands anyway. Number three

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Speaker 5: in our junk drawers was batteries.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot about it at the time we got

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Speaker 3: to the.

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Speaker 5: It's a gamble, and number four on the list was

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Speaker 5: tape tape. Just missing the list was miscellaneous tools, and

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Speaker 5: number six was rubber bands.

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Speaker 2: All right, well we didn't get it right.

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Speaker 1: So somebody wanted to hear you saying cotton eyed Joe

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Speaker 1: by the Rednecks.

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Speaker 3: Shoot, like, I need the lyrics to this.

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Speaker 2: Wow, we dide come from? Where did you go?

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Speaker 5: Where did you come from?

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Speaker 1: Joe?

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Speaker 3: The long time ago?

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Speaker 5: Did you come from? Where did you go?

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Speaker 3: Where did you come from?

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Speaker 2: I really thought you'd be more into that. Dun got

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Speaker 2: long time ago? Where did you come from?

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Speaker 5: Did?

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that? That's what they said.

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Speaker 2: Good work, broke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: Your phone TAP's coming up in just a few minutes.