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Speaker 1: Welcome to a brand new episode Laugh with Me, a

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Speaker 1: and again. Man, I gotta tell you just you know,

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Speaker 2: Well, the most important thing you need to know about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're doing the bet again, and like, if

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Speaker 2: So it was actually very welcoming because I went hitchhiking

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Speaker 2: It's a little bit of everything. The biggest thing is

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Speaker 3: Say it and it gets a laugh. It's like, Okay,

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00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,439
Speaker 3: that's going in the joke, or I'm gonna do it

434
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 3: this way.

435
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 1: And I would imagine, and I don't know this, I've

436
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,000
Speaker 1: never been on the show, but I would imagine writing

437
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 1: for kiltony different than writing, you know, for for five

438
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 1: or six minutes or ten minutes.

439
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,439
Speaker 2: Oh, it really is because you only have one minute

440
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 2: and you're like trying to get like as many laughs as.

441
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 3: You can or at least big or a big.

442
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 2: Laugh, versus like now that I'm trying to headline. Now

443
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 2: I have to like like I'm learning how to write

444
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: story jokes because I'm not doing an hour and a

445
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 2: half special or I'm not gonna do forty five minutes

446
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: of one liners.

447
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 3: That's fucking insane.

448
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 1: It would wear me down. Be laughing so hard, it

449
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 1: would wear me down.

450
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,120
Speaker 3: Not everybody's anthony.

451
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 1: Just when you were writing, you know, the sixty seconds

452
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,159
Speaker 1: for kill Tony, I mean, how long did you have

453
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: that in your in your toolbox? And like, how many

454
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,439
Speaker 1: times were you putting your name in the bucket?

455
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,199
Speaker 2: So the month I spent in La, I signed up

456
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,679
Speaker 2: every time, didn't get on. And then when kill Tony

457
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 2: would go on the road occasionally they to Arizona three times,

458
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 2: and the last time they were there it was about

459
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,919
Speaker 2: four years ago, and I got on that. Everybody was

460
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: telling me before I knew what kill Tony was, it's like,

461
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 2: you should do kill Tony because you have one liners,

462
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 2: because I do like one lighters, and I like to

463
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 2: take the fat off my jokes and stuff.

464
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 3: I can't take that off in real life. I could

465
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 3: have just sounds exhausting.

466
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: It's that that was funny. It was so much work

467
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 1: to you know, to take it off in real life.

468
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 1: That kill a couple of words.

469
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 3: Oh my guy may be thick, but my jokes are slim.

470
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: I think it was the Roseanne episode that I saw

471
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: that was the first time I saw you it was.

472
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: Is that was that? What wasn't in Arizona? Was it?

473
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 3: No?

474
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 2: The Arizona one was four years ago, and then maybe

475
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 2: like after being here for three months, I got on

476
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 2: and Ty Rivera, who's a brilliant comedian. He was the

477
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 2: guest on that one, and he talks to me, which

478
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 2: was always like blattering.

479
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 3: I know, I know what the shit out of him too.

480
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: So is that is that a thing? Like the guests

481
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: will they you know, if they liked your minute or

482
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: they liked your interview or whatever, and they I mean,

483
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: do they reach out, do they give you? Do you

484
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 1: guys exchange contact and just kind of they're there as

485
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: like a mentor.

486
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,719
Speaker 2: Sort of like I've seen it happen before, not a

487
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 2: crazy amount, like and I always get excited when somebody

488
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 2: gets a golden ticket. I haven't seen any of the

489
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 2: episodes when the regulars became regulars, but when I was

490
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 2: in LA I think I'm pretty sure William Montgomery wasn't

491
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: a regular yet, but I met him and he just

492
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,040
Speaker 2: walked around with a backpack pull of PDR and like

493
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 2: he'd give me one every once in a while, and

494
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, I like this dude, But like funny because

495
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,919
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you the beer fairy?

496
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 3: And I think he thought I was calling him a faggot.

497
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh no, Like he looked at me for a second.

498
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, because you're here giving beer out to people

499
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 2: like a fairy godmother and he's like oh, He's like yeah,

500
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 2: and he wanted To'm like fuck you.

501
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: He definitely read the book How to Influence People Win

502
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 1: them over, because he if you have a backpack full

503
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: of beer, you're gonna gain some friends.

504
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, look like I had a backpack.

505
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 2: I think it was more for personal reasons.

506
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 3: I don't know, he's still drinks.

507
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had seen on one of the episodes he

508
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,399
Speaker 1: was saying how he I think it was Tony that

509
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 1: was saying that he was he was sober now, But

510
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. I follow the uh that Facebook group

511
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 1: that kill Tony One. That's honestly, I'm like a Newish

512
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 1: fan of the show.

513
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

514
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: I always saw reels and tiktoks and things, and I

515
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's funny, you know. And I just

516
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 1: happened to come across an episode on it came up

517
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: on my YouTube, I don't know, maybe five six months ago,

518
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: and I've just been hooked ever since and trying to

519
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: watch the old episodes. But when you have ten years

520
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: of material, it's tough to get through it all.

521
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 2: Oh and then like I do love that group and

522
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 2: it's cool because I'm a moderator of it now. Yeah,

523
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 2: And it's funny because like there's a well, there's like

524
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 2: quite a few people in there who don't like me,

525
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: and I like them.

526
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 3: Like the real ones. Yeah, Like it's all like I

527
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 3: don't like you.

528
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 2: You should quit comedy, get a dusk job. It's like

529
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 2: you're fat, Quit eating cheeseburgers.

530
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 3: And I'm like, okay, it's like I'm not gonna stop

531
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 3: eating cheeseburgers.

532
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: I love anything that has been around long enough that

533
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: folks will become so obsessed with it that they think

534
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: they know better than the folks who actually create the

535
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: thing they love. Yeah, and this is exactly it.

536
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 2: The thing that cracks me up the most is like,

537
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 2: cause they'll bitch when people repeat a joke. It's like

538
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: he repeated a joke. He repeated a joke. Then you'll

539
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,679
Speaker 2: see twelve different posts in three days. It's all like, hey,

540
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 2: just what do you think?

541
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 3: Who do you think? One Rick diaz Or.

542
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:51,479
Speaker 2: Hans, and I'm like, we don't have to ask this

543
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 2: question twenty times a week.

544
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 3: Ye get mad at camp for repeating shit.

545
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,359
Speaker 2: It's like, but you're over here saying the same fucking

546
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: thing over and over again.

547
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: Just enjoy the show, like can't Why can't we just

548
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: enjoy the content and it's fantastic.

549
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like no, it's cool that they're that involved

550
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 2: and that they love the show that much. Like, but

551
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 2: also like, I'm really into stuff, but like I'm not

552
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 2: sitting there. It's all like oh, it's all like this

553
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 2: isn't what it used to be. It's like you can't

554
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: just be happy. Yeah, it's like they're still making content.

555
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: What So what made you want to be a moderator?

556
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 3: I didn't.

557
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 2: They just like invited me to be one, and I'm like, okay,

558
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 2: because I was always like because I like reading the

559
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 2: comments and stuff.

560
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're just you're an active user and they're like, ah,

561
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: that'd be perfect.

562
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 3: Hey.

563
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 2: I think David Lucas and Hans Kim are moderators too,

564
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 2: but I don't know if they're like actually like looking yeah. Still,

565
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 2: I imagine they're both very busy and have better shit

566
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 2: to do.

567
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd imagine they've got a lot going on.

568
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I have shit I need to do,

569
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 2: but I love to procrastinate. It's like I'm going to

570
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: clean my room, but let's find out this hot take

571
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 2: on William Montgomery today.

572
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: So you mean, so you're you're you're in an interesting

573
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: spot because you're a you know, in a sense, you're

574
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: a character in that world, and you also big fan

575
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: of that world and obsessed as well, you know following,

576
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: you know, all the trends and all the all the

577
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: gossip you know, on the on the message boards and

578
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 1: now moderator, I mean, well, what's that like because you

579
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got quite the following as well.

580
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's weird.

581
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 2: Well, I am grateful, but like I'm being honest, Legion

582
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: of Skanks is my favorite podcast, and like I love

583
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: there's a lot of podcasts I love, but I am

584
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 2: like ten fifteen episodes behind in all the podcasts I watch,

585
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: including Kill Tony.

586
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if.

587
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 2: One of my friends gets on, I'll be like, just

588
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: hold me the time stamp and I'll watch their part.

589
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: That's the way to do it.

590
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I am going to go back and start

591
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 2: like watching all the episodes.

592
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: Well, you're hitting the road soon. Do you think you

593
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: find time to, you know, to catch up on some

594
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 1: of your favorite shows while you're on the road.

595
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, at some point.

596
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: The other thing is I like to fall asleep and

597
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: while I'm writing, I like background sound, but if it's

598
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 2: something new I haven't seen already. So the podcasts, it's

599
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: all like I'm gonna get distracted and not actually right, Okay,

600
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 2: So I rewatch a lot of shit, like the same

601
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 2: shit like South Park, King of the Hill, Simpson's Like

602
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 2: my favorite sitcoms or movies just have con air in

603
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: the background on repeat.

604
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: For me, it was Curb Your Enthusiasm last night. I

605
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: had a first episode or first couple episodes of season seven.

606
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: That that's what I fell asleep to you last night.

607
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 3: Nice.

608
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: Like my friend Shelby, she loves Curb Your Enthusiasm and

609
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 2: I love that. I'm not a huge Seinfeld person, Like

610
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: a couple of my friends are huge Seinfeld people and

611
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: like good post Seinfeld means they're part of Seinfeld like

612
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: fan groups to go to Seinfeld trivia and like I

613
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 2: love my friends.

614
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 3: It's all like god, damn it.

615
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: So I'm like whenever, like when I'm with them and

616
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: we're like, let's watch Seinfelds And I'm like, so I

617
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: know you love you guys.

618
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: You walk in, You're like, what's the deal with this

619
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: trivia show? I just wanted to talk about your your

620
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: upcoming shows. It looks like you're gonna be spending time

621
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: like in the Phoenix area, which is that near home

622
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: base for you.

623
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Phoenix is about a two hour drive from my hometown,

624
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: black Staff, Arizona.

625
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: But also Phoenix was my home base for the last

626
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 3: six years.

627
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 2: This was my first year I did in flag Staff,

628
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: and I thought I was good at comedy, so I

629
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: moved to Phoenix. And then I still thought I was

630
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,959
Speaker 2: good at it, so I moved to Austin.

631
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: You are at it, thank you.

632
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 2: But like it's funny because like I've like been homeless

633
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 2: for this ship, and well if I was homeless before

634
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: I started doing comedy too, But that was more of

635
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 2: my mom's fault.

636
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: Don't take the blame for that one.

637
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well one of them was my fault.

638
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: Like, well, I was still living with my mom, but

639
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 2: that's because her boyfriend kept pissing me off. So I

640
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 2: reported him for smoking weed in the house because he

641
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 2: didn't have a lease and then we lost our apartment

642
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 2: because of it.

643
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 3: It's like we're homeless again.

644
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: And my mom was like, are you happy, and I'm

645
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: like yeah, because Brian's homeless again.

646
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 3: I'm like worth it. I do it again. Next time,

647
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 3: I'll set the whole fucking place on fire with all

648
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 3: of a sudden.

649
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: It's good to have goals. Now you're doing well. This

650
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: is you midst of starting a sober stretch, but not

651
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: quite yet.

652
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, like the longer had I'm sober.

653
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 2: Like well, one, I guess I get this like thousand,

654
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: Like I'll just be thinking and it'll be something like

655
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: I could be thinking of cartoons and people will come

656
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 2: up as like, silly, are you okay?

657
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 3: You have this thousand?

658
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: Like you have this like face of veterans get when

659
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 2: they're back in the war, and it's all like.

660
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just thinking about the Simpsons. Goddamn.

661
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay to zone out from time to time.

662
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: It's a big deal.

663
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I guess I get like real intense looks

664
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 2: on my face. But yeah, so Phoenix I'm excited for

665
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: because I get to go with David Jolly.

666
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Ali Musa.

667
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 2: Like David Jolly's more more of a fixture in the

668
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: Kiltony world. Ali, he's been on a couple of times,

669
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: but like they've both gotten like big joke books and

670
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 2: done secret show.

671
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 3: Well fucking David was a guest on.

672
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: It, absolutely, So what what prompted this the stretch to

673
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: Arizona with them?

674
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: Uh, David asked me if I wanted to do a

675
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: show in Phoenix, and I'm like, Okay, I gotta figure

676
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: out if I can afford the tickets because that's like

677
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: always the thing. Yeah, it's all like because I want

678
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: to start making money off of comedy. And it's all like, okay,

679
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go do this show in Phoenix, Arizona for

680
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: seventy five dollars. You know, it's three hundred dollars round

681
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 2: trip for the plane tickets.

682
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: It's gonna be this, this and this.

683
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 2: But David's taking me with him and he's then like

684
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: he asked Allie to and then they added another show

685
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: in Bisbee and it's like okay, so we're gonna do

686
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: it here and here, and they're like, hey, we added

687
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 2: flag Staff and then David, it's like that's your hometown

688
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: so you can headline that.

689
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: One, and I'm like fuck yeah, yeah.

690
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 2: And then we're gonna be doing Phoenix again because Tempe

691
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 2: is basically Phoenix. Okay, so we're gonna be there for

692
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 2: four days. And I'm like, well, when when I first

693
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: met David, like he came up to me, He's all like,

694
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 2: you fucked up. You talk about fucked up shit, like

695
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: if you could make people laugh, you trying to kill yourself.

696
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: He's all like, we're all making moves, we're all going up,

697
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: and like a lot of people talk a big game,

698
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: but David's always one of the people. It's all like

699
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 2: if I get up before, I'm gonna help you. It's

700
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 2: like vice versa. And I'm like, tuck, yeah, because like.

701
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: He seems like really smart, like a really smart business guy.

702
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: I mean, his jokes are smart, but like he just

703
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: seems like he's on everything he does.

704
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 2: It's like, uh, I don't know, if you watch the

705
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 2: cartoon inside.

706
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 1: Job, Oh, I've seen before the.

707
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 2: Scientists who like develops and makes everything. But he's always

708
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 2: on like twenty different drugs.

709
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what David. That's David Jelly.

710
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: And like watching your sets, like some days, like the

711
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 2: first couple of times I saw him like he was

712
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 2: working in new shit, and it's not fair to judge

713
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 2: a comic at an open mic. Yeah, and so many

714
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 2: people do that. It's all like, oh, it's like this

715
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 2: dude sucks. It's all like or he was working on

716
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: new material. The thing that cracks me up too is

717
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 2: the comics who talks shit, because like, pretty much here's

718
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: like everyone's supportive, everyone's helpful. Yes, or like at the

719
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: very least, we'll go outside and talk during your set

720
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 2: instead of just being in there.

721
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: Talking kind of David Jolly's you know mentality of hey,

722
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: if I make it, I'm pulling you with me, or

723
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: you make it, let's go like that. That's the way

724
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: he should be. Whoever gets out first, you know, let's go.

725
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

726
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 2: And I've been blessed because I'm like I do meet

727
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 2: a lot of people like that, like my friend Hector Garcia,

728
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: like he's gotten me opportunities to and like other comics

729
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 2: in the scene, it's all like, hey, I know you're

730
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,919
Speaker 2: funny at this. It's all like one dude, his uncle

731
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: is Joey Medina, who's like one of the original Latin

732
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 2: Kings of comedy. Yeah, so I got to open for

733
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 2: him and Paul Rodriguez one time, and then I've gotten

734
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 2: open up for Chingo Bling of Olympia Rodriguez, who's Ernie

735
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: from who plays Ernie on The George Lopez Show, and

736
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 2: then Roseanne and Tony but like getting these like opportunities

737
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, fuck yeah, and.

738
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 3: Then like trying to run with it.

739
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 2: But there are some hateful people, and there's like a

740
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: lot of bitter people. The one person who's been doing

741
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: it for ten years in the scene, it's all like

742
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 2: the scene's a lot different from when I did it

743
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: my day. You could call an Enward and nward. And

744
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: then they're sitting there wondering why they don't get booked,

745
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, but they'll like shit on anybody new,

746
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 2: or they'll be like, I don't like this.

747
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 3: This is how you should behave.

748
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 2: They're like this, this, this, he shouldn't wear shorts, he

749
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 2: shouldn't do this, and I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up.

750
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 3: It's their time. They can do whatever they want.

751
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, let them be them. And it's it's the jealousy.

752
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: It just reeks off of them whenever they're they're speaking

753
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: like that.

754
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 2: No. But it's funny because there'll be like two people

755
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: who like both are known to suck and like haven't

756
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: written a good set in three years, and they're talking

757
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 2: shit about other people who suck, and it's all like,

758
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: well you would.

759
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, oh that's true.

760
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: No, I saw like there was almost a bum fight

761
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 2: because a lot of the people who move here, like.

762
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 3: They'll quit their jobs or they'll come.

763
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 2: Here with their savings and then like you go through

764
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 2: it fast, especially because you're trying to mingle and be social. Yep,

765
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 2: it's very easy to like come here with three thousand

766
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: dollars and spend it at the bars and on food

767
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 2: trucks and then be on the street like setting up

768
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 2: to like heay, so, like I still haven't found a

769
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 2: job yet. Like, it's really easy to become homeless. And

770
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 2: there are a lot of open micros in the scene

771
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: who aren't homeless, but.

772
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: It seems like they're they're living out of their cars.

773
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 3: And they're yeah, the less of ones are living out

774
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 3: of their cars.

775
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 2: Some of these dudes are straight up just like sleeping

776
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 2: on a hammock, like somewhere in downtown or under an overpass.

777
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: How do they feel they're gonna make it in just

778
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 1: a matter of days or weeks or even months. When

779
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: it takes I mean it takes years.

780
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 3: It does take years.

781
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 2: And like also, I'll admit I was one of those people,

782
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: but like I knew it would take years, but like

783
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 2: I thought, like, well, the longer I did it, Like

784
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 2: the longer, I'm all like, yeah, no, this is gonna

785
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 2: be a thing. And I like start hearing, like because

786
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 2: Gabriel Glacis talks about it.

787
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 3: He's all like, oh, he thought like I blew up overnight.

788
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 3: That's not what happened. He had been doing that shit

789
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 3: for ten years.

790
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: And like the same with Matt Right and Tony Hinchcliffe,

791
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 2: like six years of just like them grinding and doing

792
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 2: all this shit.

793
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: That's why whenever he finds somebody that's twenty years old

794
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, great, you're in it young, You've

795
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: gained time, And then.

796
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 2: That makes me happy too, like when these younger guys

797
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 2: are like starting off, because Dave Chappelle I think started

798
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: when he was fourteen, and like, there's this one kid.

799
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 3: From my scene.

800
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 2: Although Compania, he runs a really cool show called Comedy

801
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 2: Hangman with another comic friend of ours, Mason Spina. But

802
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 2: although he went to the Unrupped Festival and now he

803
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: has an agent and he's like nineteen years old and

804
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 2: he started when he was sixteen. Tristan Bowlding, he's another

805
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 2: Golden ticket winner. He started I think when he was

806
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: fifteen sixteen, And like, I'm jealous because I didn't start

807
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 2: till I was like twenty six, twenty seven.

808
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: So what you don't produce or like host any shows?

809
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 3: Do you? Now?

810
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 2: I've thought about it, but my thing is like if

811
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do something, I want to do it well.

812
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: And if I produce a show and do all this stuff,

813
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 2: I'm have to be sober the whole show, right, and

814
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 2: like I get anal retentive.

815
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 3: And it's all like I said, be here at six

816
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 3: forty five, motherfucker.

817
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then like four comics will be like, oh

818
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: has the show started yet? I'm running late. It's like

819
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: how late. It's like it's tough to watch the fight.

820
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 2: It's like, you know you're the first comic on the lineup, right.

821
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about being professional.

822
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 2: I get on edge sometimes, Like I'm one of those

823
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 2: people who would rather be had a place early. Like

824
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: if it's an open mic, I don't care. It's like

825
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 2: I'll get there late. It's like i'll sign up last,

826
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: I'll hang out and write or drink. But if it's

827
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 2: like a book show, it's like I want to get

828
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: there early so I can think about what I'm gonna say.

829
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 2: It's like I'll maybe have a drink or two at most,

830
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 2: but I won't drink until after my especially it's a

831
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: paid show.

832
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: Are you someone that does like to take the edge

833
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: off and have a drink at a show?

834
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 3: I'd just like to have a drink in general.

835
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: That's a good point.

836
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say it's taking that edge. Well, maybe it's

837
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 3: taking the edge off.

838
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but like one beer like kind of

839
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 2: just like loosens you up, yeah, or like one shot

840
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 2: it's like all right, cool, like let's do this, let's

841
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 2: fucking go.

842
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: Do you get pretty anxious or you've done this enough

843
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: now after eight years that it's just kind of like

844
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 1: all right, I'm ready to go to work.

845
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: I'm surprised it didn't happen at Celebrity Theater. Like I

846
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 2: was anxious and like nervous the whole time, but I

847
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 2: stress moment and uh, pretty much every time I've been

848
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 2: on kill Tony, right, after I'm done with the interview

849
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 2: and everything, I go to Shakespeare's or well now they

850
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 2: we sign up at Poor Choices. But like I'll go

851
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and just like throw up, and I'll

852
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 2: be like, I'm.

853
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:00,280
Speaker 3: So glad this didn't happen on Stay.

854
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm the opposite. I I will fill a toilet

855
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: with shit every single time, and it's just from nerves.

856
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: From nerves.

857
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: I've noticed that too, because I'll be waiting for my

858
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: turn and waiting and waiting and then like i won't

859
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 2: have to like shit all day, and then it's like

860
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 2: still you You're next, and I'm like cool. And then

861
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,760
Speaker 2: I go to pee and then it start pooping.

862
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 3: I'm like, God, damn.

863
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: It, it's happening. Oh that's great. So twenty twenty four,

864
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: I mean you got, you know, the Arizona run with

865
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: David Jolly, I mean, what is what are your plans?

866
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 3: Like?

867
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: What are you thinking?

868
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: Uh?

869
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: I saw you made a post so you'd like to

870
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: hit more states? I mean what kind of is on

871
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 1: your agenda?

872
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 3: Yeah?

873
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 2: I am excited and I am going to be back

874
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 2: in Arizona in April as well. But I'm gonna March

875
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: second I'll be in Baton Rouge and then March fourth,

876
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 2: I will be in New Orleans and then like I

877
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 2: forget the name of the Baton Rauge venue, and then

878
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 2: they're finding the venue for the March fourth show. And

879
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: once I have that post about it, I've been hitting

880
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: up people in Denver because, like I posted on like

881
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 2: my YouTube and everywhere, like, because I'm trying to set

882
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: up shows based where people are interested to come see me.

883
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: So people are like, hey, shift people who want to

884
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 2: see here, we can give her time and that makes

885
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 2: it a lot easier than just showing up.

886
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 3: It's like, I've done comedy for seven years.

887
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: Pay me, yeah, oh yeah, it's time and you have

888
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: You've got You've got a following, Your materials fantastic. It's dark,

889
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: but it's fantastic.

890
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: So I've got that.

891
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 2: Even if I don't get on, I plan it being

892
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 2: planned to be at Skangfest, especially because this one falls

893
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: on my birthday and that's gonna be in Vegas again

894
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: this year.

895
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 3: I still get to submit to that ship.

896
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 2: Where else was I supposed to go? There's this guy

897
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: who wants me to do some shows, and fuck, I

898
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 2: know it's Nevada. California, Arizona, and I forget the other

899
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: one he's said, but that's in the works for us

900
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 2: to do. And then I'm trying to set up a

901
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 2: show in Ohio because that's where my best friend lives.

902
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: Right now, it's gonna be busy year. It's gonna be

903
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: a big year.

904
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying, like because I want to see. Like

905
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 2: I spent most of my life in the Southwest. I

906
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: got to see New York for the first time. I'm like,

907
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 2: this is so cool.

908
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 3: This is a lot of pollution. That's so cool. Did

909
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 3: that Pieza just carry a child? Did that right? Just

910
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 3: carry a child? A women?

911
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: Like? New York was cool, but like I wanted to

912
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 2: look at the skyscrapers, but everybody's.

913
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 3: Like, don't do that, you'll get mugged.

914
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: Oh dang.

915
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 3: So yeah, So like I.

916
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: Gotta enjoy parts of New York, but I don't, Like

917
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,959
Speaker 2: I was worried about getting mugged.

918
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is all my shit.

919
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: What time of year was it.

920
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 3: I was there in November fifth, I believe.

921
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: Oh man, I've always wanted to be there on Christmas.

922
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 3: It was cool.

923
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 2: I was sad that it didn't snow and then they

924
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 2: go there and I was expecting it to be cold,

925
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 2: and I'm like, thank god because we were still getting

926
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 2: out of the heat from Austin because it was still

927
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 2: like hot in November and I'm like, I hate the heat.

928
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 3: But then we had a.

929
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 2: Freeze and poor Choices was freezing like it was coldest

930
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 2: shit in there. It was like so cold, like my

931
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 2: nipples are like glass cutters. And it's gonna go up

932
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 2: to like Colton, the guy who runs and tells us

933
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 2: who's up next. It's all like, just take my name

934
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 2: out of the bucket, dude, I'm gonna go home and

935
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 2: make a pork shop and put.

936
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 3: It under my tip.

937
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: Do the roads get select there? When it does get

938
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: a freeze.

939
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 2: From what I'm told, yeah, like I've seen some like

940
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 2: ice on the road and luckily it didn't rain, so

941
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 2: it wasn't that bad. But everybody says when because a

942
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 2: lot of comics will like make the drive from Dallas,

943
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 2: which I think is about three four hours away. Yeah,

944
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 2: but every Monday they'll make the drive, and people from

945
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 2: San Antonio it's like an hour and a half away.

946
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: So a lot of people from a lot of different

947
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 2: parts of Texas will just make the drive every Monday

948
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 2: to sign up for their chance on kill Tony.

949
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: I'm just so used to when it gets cold and

950
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 1: it's ice here, it snows. I mean, we have trucks

951
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: that will go out and they'll plow it, and they'll

952
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: put the sand down, the salt down, and everybody can

953
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: still function. But then there's parts of the country where

954
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: it'll we'll have a freeze for a night, you know,

955
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 1: like some parts of Texas, and there's not really a

956
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: lot of Yeah, I was find that very interesting.

957
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I'm from flag Staff, Arizone, and we get

958
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 2: all four seasons because we're.

959
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 3: On a mountain. Oh okay, so we get major snowstorms.

960
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: So we get the plow trucks and the grab the

961
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 2: cinders thrown on and the salt and all that.

962
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: Flag Staff, Arizona, it's been probably, i don't know, over

963
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: twenty years. But I was on the air there. I

964
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: did a radio show there on the weekends. But I

965
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: was broadcasting from Omaha. But I had to act like

966
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: I was in Flagstaff.

967
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: Wait, you're broadcasting from where.

968
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: I was broadcasting from Omaha, Nebraska, but I was acting

969
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: as if I was in Flagstaff, Arizona. I was on

970
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: their station. No damn, I forget what the station was,

971
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: but I think it was alternative rock, but I yeah

972
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: it was. It was a sweet gig. I was in

973
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: like ten cities, but I was just right here in Omaha,

974
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: and everyone thought I was there. It was fun similar enough,

975
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: well awesome, Why hey, thank you for coming on and

976
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: taking a bit of your time out of your day.

977
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: And I thought your your podcast was fun. I very

978
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: much enjoyed the conversations and the chatter with your friends.

979
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: That your camaraderie and your chemistry with those guys. You

980
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: can tell you guys are good friends and you've got

981
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: a lot of stories to tell.

982
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 3: A couple of lot of stories. And I love Scott.

983
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 2: But like the Birthday Boy guys again, Eric Biggs and

984
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: JP Boo, Like, I think, out of all the podcasts

985
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 2: I have done here in Austin, there is the one

986
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: I always have the most fun on. Like they laugh easy,

987
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 2: they're easy to talk to. But like when JP asked,

988
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: he was all nervous and shit, I'm like, I would

989
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 2: love to do it with you guys.

990
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 1: Why not?

991
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 3: Like I absolutely love it. Oh.

992
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: I love how they would start talking about something and

993
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: then and then you would come up with a story

994
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 1: that was just off the wall, like had really nothing

995
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: to do with what they were saying, and just took

996
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: it in a different direction. And I was like, this

997
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: is great because then then they would instantly make oh yeah,

998
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: this is where we're going, and be able to make

999
00:46:59,080 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: tags on it.

1000
00:46:59,640 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 3: Now.

1001
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 1: It was very much fun. It was fun. I can't

1002
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: wait for the next episode. It should be fun.

1003
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 2: And the next episode is gonna have Rebecca Trent, who

1004
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 2: is the owner of Creek in the Cave and part

1005
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 2: owner of Skankfest.

1006
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 3: I'm really excited.

1007
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: Bards going to be a good episode. March first, it'll

1008
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: be available on YouTube. Thank you so much, ce Cilia

1009
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: for taking time to join us here on Laugh with Me.

1010
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: My name is Jeremy Otum. You can see me live

1011
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: stand up comedy at Marty's tap in Sioux City, Iowa.

1012
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: This is on Friday, March eighth, and you can also

1013
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: hear me every single Wednesday for a brand new episode

1014
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: of Laugh with Me. You can find it on Spotify.

1015
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: You can find it on Apple podcast. You're listening to

1016
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: right now somewhere right so wherever you found it this time,

1017
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: that's where you're gonna find it. Again next time, and

1018
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 1: then hopefully very soon you can find it in many

1019
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: other places, same show, different place to listen to it.

1020
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 1: And you know what, honestly, I think it gets better

1021
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: and better every time listen to it, especially if on

1022
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: different platforms. So I recommend it. In fact, Johnny, I

1023
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this, but nine out of

1024
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: ten doctors recommend you listening to it on all platforms

1025
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: it's available on, like all shows that you watch that

1026
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: they recommend that. So I don't know, that's just something

1027
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 1: i've heard. I have no I don't know, no facts

1028
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: to it, but then that's what I heard, okay, And

1029
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: if doctor is involved in it, then you know it's

1030
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: got to be true, right, It's got to be true, Johnny.

1031
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: Don't play me off. That's see, this is what he does.

1032
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: He starts to not believe the things I'm saying, and

1033
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: he thinks he can just play the music and then

1034
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 1: the show's gonna end, and then that's that's his way

1035
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 1: of shutting me up. Well, that just doesn't work like that, Johnny.

1036
00:48:59,360 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: It just doesn't