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Speaker 1: Real quick, Brook. Last thing you stole from a hotel?

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Alex, I don't want stuff from there, real see.

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Speaker 2: I hear about people doing this all the time, and

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Speaker 2: they think that it's okay.

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Speaker 1: What stealing from hotels? Oh I stole the desk. That's impressive.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you snuff that out. You're the

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Speaker 1: reason that they nail a nice lotion.

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Speaker 2: Now that you say that, I wanted to get some

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Speaker 2: clarity once and for all on this. That's why I

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Speaker 2: call a woman who works the front desk at a hotel.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: You know what I should have done is asked her

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Speaker 2: to package all the stuff up for me in a

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Speaker 2: bag and just have it ready. But I didn't do that.

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Speaker 2: I tried to do it the more respectable way. And

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Speaker 2: you're gonna hear how that went down in your phone

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Speaker 2: tap right now.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Sweets Hotel. This Isina. How man

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Speaker 1: I help you? Hi, Dina.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be staying with you about a week

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Speaker 2: from today, and I'm wondering what I'm allowed to steal? What? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: in terms of me like taking something without asking, like

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Speaker 2: what won't you press charges for? Uh? No?

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Speaker 1: Or not? You like the hotel. I'm sorry, is that

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Speaker 1: a real question?

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Speaker 2: Oh? It is?

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Speaker 1: Are you really asking me that? That's why I'm calling.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know what's okay for me to take.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think anything's okay for you to take.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, right right now, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing should be okay for me to take, but

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Speaker 2: everybody does. So can I just go down the list

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Speaker 2: here and you just say yay or nay?

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Speaker 1: I think maybe you should speak with my manager about this. Yeah, no, thanks,

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Speaker 1: So towels yeay or nay. No, No, you're not allowed

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Speaker 1: to take the towels. And like I said before, you're

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Speaker 1: not allowed to take anything.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I need you to say yay or nay. Those

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Speaker 2: are the rules that I've kind of set up here.

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Speaker 2: Let's just to the remote control though, Like you guys

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Speaker 2: are gonna call the cops over that, right, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna put that down as a ya.

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Speaker 1: I don't quite understand what's happening right now. You're just

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Speaker 1: going down a checklist of things you're gonna take from us.

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Speaker 2: It's a yay or nay list? And so what about

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Speaker 2: the small sculpture in the lobby? Now, notice I didn't

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Speaker 2: say the big one, just the small one that no

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Speaker 2: one's gonna miss. Did you case the place? I mean seriously,

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Speaker 2: I mean have stayed there before, that's what you're asking.

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Speaker 2: And I gotta say I love the linens. They're so soft.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually in one of your bathrobes right now. Good

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Speaker 2: quality stuff.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you really should talk to my manager about this,

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Speaker 1: and he's gonna say the same thing I am, which

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Speaker 1: is this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I'm paying for the room, so I

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Speaker 2: should be allowed to take whatever I want now to

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Speaker 2: at least agree with me on that. Nay, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Why aren't you so open about this? Do people not

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Speaker 1: have any decency anymore? Wow?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well this is obviously different than the look in

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Speaker 2: I just stayed at because the employees there do not

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Speaker 2: give a rip.

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Speaker 1: They'll let me tape whatever. Yeah, yeah, we are different.

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Speaker 1: We just all ve people to just come in and

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Speaker 1: take our property. Like something has got to stop, like

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Speaker 1: this is too much.

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Speaker 2: You're all high and mighty, like you're acting with the

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Speaker 2: You're the four Seasons or something.

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Speaker 1: But okay, okay, well, sister's going to be staying with us.

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Speaker 1: What's the name on the reservation. You want my name,

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Speaker 1: the full name, Yes, yeah, I need to know who's

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Speaker 1: going to steal from us.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, Uh, the name is Zuckerberg.

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Speaker 1: First name Mark. Okay, so you realize I know who

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Speaker 1: Mark Zuckerberg is, Like, I don't believe you're Mark Zuckerberg.

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Speaker 1: That it's been a rough year at my company.

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Speaker 2: So you know, I know I mentioned the remote control

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Speaker 2: I think earlier, but what about just the batteries from it?

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Speaker 2: Your name nay nay to that too. Oh yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: in that case, you probably need to tell your boss

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Speaker 2: that Mark Zuckerberg is extremely upset with the rude customer

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Speaker 2: service that he's been receiving from the front desk.

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Speaker 1: Can you let him know?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, I'll just go let my boss know

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Speaker 2: that Mark Zuckerberg is upset with me because I'm not

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Speaker 2: letting him steal from us. Yes, that's going to go

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Speaker 2: over real well, yes, thank you for doing that for me.

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Speaker 2: And let him know that I'm about to post a

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Speaker 2: negative review on socials.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, my boss is really really gonna be excited

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Speaker 1: to see what you have to say. David is going

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Speaker 1: to be happy about that.

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Speaker 2: And you can tell your supervisor David that the prank

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Speaker 2: call that he requested also was going really well, oh

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Speaker 2: my god.

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Speaker 1: Are you getting that it's a prank now? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Turns out shocker. I'm not Mark Zuckerberg. My real name

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Speaker 2: is jeff from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning, and your boss David set you up

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Speaker 2: for a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean, like we get weird of that's

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Speaker 1: what David was saying.

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Speaker 2: He said that the hotel has been dealing with a

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Speaker 2: lot of people lately who've just been taking stuff, and

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Speaker 2: so he wanted to mess with you. Yeah apparently, I mean,

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Speaker 2: well everybody's doing it all and so I really wasn't

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Speaker 2: surprised and you called with your checklist. Yeah, and that

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Speaker 2: brings me to my next thing, the hotel shuttle. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to take it. Can I just like borrow

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Speaker 2: it for a week or two? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sure, why not? Oh okay, I'm gonna put a four

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Speaker 1: star review.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Mark zacher Brook. Just make sure to include

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Speaker 2: my name.

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Speaker 1: Wake Up Every Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning