Speaker 1: Second Date update.
Speaker 2: This is a show first for us, and I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's a good thing. Oh it's Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We like so tell us jeff Well.
Speaker 2: Just a couple months ago, we did an update update
Speaker 2: with a guy named Daniel, who told us that he
Speaker 2: was still together with the girl from his original second
Speaker 2: date call, even though he did catch her making out
Speaker 2: with another woman at a bar. Remember, she claimed it
Speaker 2: wasn't cheating because it's.
Speaker 1: A girl on a girl thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he wasn't so sure, but they decided to stick
Speaker 2: it out. Well, that didn't last very long, because now
Speaker 2: he's back out on the open market needing our help
Speaker 2: once again.
Speaker 3: Let me guess she's in a relationship with a woman
Speaker 3: that she made out with.
Speaker 2: Who knows, But Daniel, I am so sorry to welcome
Speaker 2: you back to the show. I was hoping we would
Speaker 2: never hear from you again. Honestly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a dubious honor.
Speaker 2: Guys, what happened with the last woman that you were with?
Speaker 4: So good news, bad news. Good news, she's not with
Speaker 4: the girls she made out with. Bad news is I
Speaker 4: saw her at a bar making out with two other guys.
Speaker 3: Oh but it's not cheating when there's two of them.
Speaker 2: You can't fall in love with bulls.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that was finally the straw that broke it.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah. If it wasn't, that would say more
Speaker 4: about me. So yeah, no, it's not how I roll.
Speaker 4: But we're still friends. She's very cool, she's very fun.
Speaker 2: Well clearly, yeah, it doesn't know how to respond.
Speaker 3: I mean impressive that you can still be friends with her.
Speaker 3: Good for you. That's a mature thing to do.
Speaker 2: Cool. It sounds like you've moved on to somebody else.
Speaker 2: Who is the new person I have?
Speaker 4: So this new person I met in kind of a
Speaker 4: strange way. I was getting off a plane at the
Speaker 4: airport and I pulled up Uber and wasn't really looking
Speaker 4: at what I was doing. Instead of ordering a regular Uber,
Speaker 4: I ordered an Uber pool.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, I've remember accidents. Sometimes it suggests
Speaker 2: the cheapest thing to you. Oh I would have canceled
Speaker 2: that like immediately, Yeah, oh yes.
Speaker 3: Chef is like, oh my god, the conversations with that
Speaker 3: person I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yes, pay the fifty dollars walk home instead.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what are the chances you get a
Speaker 3: hot girl in your Yeah?
Speaker 4: Was she hot, Well she was, because I was going
Speaker 4: to cancel it, but then it said Harper is on
Speaker 4: the way, and you know, there's a tiny little bubble.
Speaker 4: But I was like, well, let's roll the dice on
Speaker 4: life and see what happens. It was great, she was
Speaker 4: nice if it wasn't too awkward at the beginning.
Speaker 3: Did she accidentally also do the uberpool and was confused
Speaker 3: when you got in?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, she meant to do it. So, you know, brugality,
Speaker 4: I respect it.
Speaker 2: Anywhere else outside of the airport, you're not getting a
Speaker 2: good looking person sharing that car with you. You really got lucky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, airports are long drive.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, So I mean I gave you guys
Speaker 3: to connect and get to know each other then, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And actually, like the second she got in the car,
Speaker 4: I was like, I know you from somewhere?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: And she kind of laughed. I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I didn't request the super knowing I would see you.
Speaker 4: But I also couldn't figure out where I knew her from.
Speaker 3: Did she recognize you?
Speaker 4: No, she definitely does not know me.
Speaker 2: But I was wait, was that a line or did
Speaker 2: you really think you recognized her?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I really did and I kept saying, this isn't a pickup,
Speaker 4: but I feel like I know you from somewhere. And
Speaker 4: I kept listing off the places where I thought I
Speaker 4: could know her.
Speaker 2: You know, okay, hold on, this is important. Where did
Speaker 2: you say you may have known her, because I'm hoping
Speaker 2: you were like, oh, it's fashion magazine or like something complimentary.
Speaker 3: Can't make a grocery store. Oh no, compliment her, be.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, I've seen you on a billboard.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you work at the Dollar Tree.
Speaker 4: I just listened off a couple of parties that I
Speaker 4: had been at, like maybe she was a friend of
Speaker 4: a friend for a couple of names.
Speaker 2: Did you happen to make out with a girl at
Speaker 2: a bar one time? Oh my god, I didn't even
Speaker 2: think about that.
Speaker 3: Jeffreyfriend made that way.
Speaker 4: I would definitely remember that girl. But no, it wasn't
Speaker 4: I know what you look for me.
Speaker 3: How did you know her?
Speaker 4: I never figured it out, and I was going deep.
Speaker 4: I was going like, maybe it was summer camp like
Speaker 4: when I was a kid. Nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did.
Speaker 3: You spend twenty five minutes listing off places?
Speaker 4: Not in twenty five, but yeah, that sure twenty Yeah,
Speaker 4: did you actually.
Speaker 2: Go out with her on a real date or was
Speaker 2: the uber ride the entire experience?
Speaker 4: No, so he used the thing. I wound up finding
Speaker 4: a lot about her, just because she would tell me
Speaker 4: what she actually did when I would ask, you know,
Speaker 4: guess the wrong one. And then when they were about
Speaker 4: to drop me off, I was like, I've got to
Speaker 4: figure this out. Is there a bar we can go to?
Speaker 4: And she said, yeah, there's actually a bar around the corner.
Speaker 3: And she agreed. She wasn't tired. I know, I'm with you, Alexis.
Speaker 3: I would have been exhausted from all the questions.
Speaker 4: We were actually like laughing about it, and it was
Speaker 4: really fun. It was really like.
Speaker 3: I wonder if she knew, because you feel like it'd
Speaker 3: be fun if you know the answer and the other person.
Speaker 2: Or maybe she didn't want to admit that she knew somewhere,
Speaker 2: and maybe that's why she's not calling you back after
Speaker 2: all of this.
Speaker 3: Then they would do a bar together, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did, and we had a great time. And
Speaker 4: this is the question. I don't understand why she hasn't
Speaker 4: responded to the text I sent, like I get it.
Speaker 4: It's a weird meeting, but it was also kidn't like
Speaker 4: the encounter into a date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she thought about it and was like, oh, you're
Speaker 3: my ex husband and then remember, oh yeah, and he
Speaker 3: doesn't recall that he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Remember, or maybe it was the two hundred follow up
Speaker 2: text about it. Maybe it's on your future.
Speaker 3: Husband that sounds like a doctor SEUs, But don't.
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out because we're gonna call Harper for
Speaker 2: you here in just a minute. We'll try and figure
Speaker 2: out where you know her from if that's true, and
Speaker 2: get you a second date update right after this.
Speaker 4: Thank you, all right, hold on man.
Speaker 1: Second date update.
Speaker 2: Today's second date update is sponsored by uberpool. Yes, you
Speaker 2: want to ride with a hot stranger, you got a
Speaker 2: one to ten thousand chance that'll actually happen, but just
Speaker 2: make sure you're near an airport and then roll.
Speaker 1: The dice with uber pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I bring it up because that's exactly what
Speaker 2: happened with our listener Daniel recently, who's actually been on
Speaker 2: with us before for a second date. He's back again,
Speaker 2: and this time he met a very pretty girl named
Speaker 2: Harper because they had a ride share together back from
Speaker 2: the airport. The majority of their conversation was dominated by Hey,
Speaker 2: don't I know you from somewhere God?
Speaker 3: And then guessing how many places you could put her?
Speaker 2: For about twenty straight minute that happened, but he said
Speaker 2: they were having fun with them. She was laughing. Otherwise
Speaker 2: she wouldn't have agreed to go to drinks with him
Speaker 2: at the bar right after what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, ask more questions about where she knew what she
Speaker 3: was signing up for.
Speaker 2: So there was hope, but now there's nothing, and that's
Speaker 2: why we're stepping into hell brook. What do you think?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Did you guys ever even get to the point of
Speaker 3: is she single?
Speaker 2: That's a good question. Did you ask that? So she's married?
Speaker 2: And now we get no need to go These are
Speaker 2: important questions that we need to ask, but nobody asked,
Speaker 2: not even him.
Speaker 4: But there were more important questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just trying to find out, you know, And honestly,
Speaker 2: she probably never would have gone out with you to
Speaker 2: the bar if she was with somebody else. That wouldn't
Speaker 2: be a good look her husband. That's how they know
Speaker 2: my husband's boss. Okay, well, now we have some guesses.
Speaker 2: Let's get some definitive answers when we call her right now,
Speaker 2: you're ready, to do this Daniel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, I never really thought of that,
Speaker 4: so that could be the truth. Anything possible at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true. Anything is possible with uber.
Speaker 3: Pool again, actually not getting paid for this.
Speaker 2: Get discount code with somebody else's name. Pool advertise, do
Speaker 2: they not advertise?
Speaker 3: Regular?
Speaker 2: We got to call Harper. Here here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 2: we're looking for Harper. Hey Harper, this is your lucky
Speaker 2: day because you're talking to Brook and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 2: morning right now.
Speaker 3: Hey Harper, Hey, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is start that we're a radio
Speaker 2: show familiar. We're on in the mornings. We're called Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey, and we're doing something called a second date
Speaker 2: up date. We're trying to hook you back up with
Speaker 2: one of our listeners that you met recently named Daniel.
Speaker 5: Oh oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: This is Daniel that you met riding home in an
Speaker 2: uber pool together.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Were you shocked when an attractive guy
Speaker 3: got in the car?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, yeah, I guess, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever you say.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I thought it was a question what he's doing overpool, right,
Speaker 5: We're gonna get stuck with.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I'm sorry to like bombard you with
Speaker 2: all these questions, but what we're trying to do is
Speaker 2: like help Daniel figure out if you guys had a connection,
Speaker 2: because he felt like there was something going on between
Speaker 2: you two in the uber ride and at the bar
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 3: Did you feel that at all?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I did.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: It may have been hard to get that because he
Speaker 2: was asking you a lot of questions about if he
Speaker 2: knew you from somewhere before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I I really genuinely didn't know what he
Speaker 5: was talking about, like we were, I mean ran through
Speaker 5: like the full list of all.
Speaker 2: Of the potential like so you didn't know him.
Speaker 5: I did know him, and I didn't realize it until
Speaker 5: I got home, like unpacking, and then it hit me.
Speaker 3: I figured it out. We've been dying to know because
Speaker 3: he said he spent like twenty minutes just questioning you
Speaker 3: over and over again.
Speaker 2: With guesses.
Speaker 3: He wasn't asking your questions. It clicked for you.
Speaker 5: You didn't tell him, No, I didn't because it was
Speaker 5: back in college.
Speaker 4: So it's been a while.
Speaker 2: No wondering at a hard time mermany.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was a student.
Speaker 4: I was a TA.
Speaker 3: Ta's not a big deal, like ta's are like grad students.
Speaker 3: Maybe you want to hear what happened though, Sorry.
Speaker 4: Like it's not what you think. It's not like we
Speaker 4: hooked up or anything.
Speaker 5: Like I I caught him cheating on a test. Oh
Speaker 5: and I brought it to the professor and got him
Speaker 5: like failed out of the class.
Speaker 3: And oh my god, you're still upset about him cheating.
Speaker 5: No, I just like I just feel so awkward ended
Speaker 5: his college career, so that one class.
Speaker 3: I'm out of college for that.
Speaker 5: No, I mean he did get suspended, Like that's a
Speaker 5: big deal.
Speaker 2: My thought here is if you remembered him after all this,
Speaker 2: why wouldn't you at least call him back or text
Speaker 2: him back to tell him that.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I just don't want to like deal, Like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, that's so uncomfortable, Like.
Speaker 4: Remember that horrible thing that happened to you, Like I
Speaker 4: was in charge of.
Speaker 2: That is sated it?
Speaker 3: Well, he initiated it. Let's remember he's the one that.
Speaker 2: Just to be clear, the reason is not because he's
Speaker 2: a cheater. It's because you feel uncomfortable revealing that you
Speaker 2: were the one that caught him.
Speaker 5: I mean I didn't even think about him being a
Speaker 5: cheater and just like figured it was awkward. But yeah,
Speaker 5: you're right, maybe he's that type of person.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not trying to plant that. I was trying
Speaker 2: to get clarification. But just tell her. We need to
Speaker 2: just tell you that Daniel is not a cheater, and
Speaker 2: he's actually on the other line listening right now. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you guys for planning that in her mind.
Speaker 2: First of all, I was trying to get clarification.
Speaker 3: So now he knows he heard it all.
Speaker 2: Wha funny, right, Daniel?
Speaker 5: Oh god, Okay, well, hi, hey, hi, sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's not not every day you get
Speaker 4: to meet your own stool pigeon. That's a that's a
Speaker 4: big it's a big deal for me. A stool pigeon
Speaker 4: is like a term that they used to use in
Speaker 4: the mob when someone would snitch on somebody, like a rat.
Speaker 4: I guess you have to be a criminal. You have
Speaker 4: to have a criminal mind to understand what it is.
Speaker 3: Now you're evading taxes or what are you doing.
Speaker 2: Let's let's get off the crime talk and back onto
Speaker 2: the relationship that you guys were starting to form.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm embarrassed for sure. Okay, so let you know
Speaker 4: that they let me retake the course and I took
Speaker 4: like a no pass, which I guess is less bad
Speaker 4: than a fail.
Speaker 3: Okay, NP saves everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're kind of putting all of that on her though.
Speaker 2: Were you cheating on that test or not?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was definitely cheating on that So.
Speaker 3: She shouldn't feel bad, is what you're trying to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bad faith in a way, you saved me.
Speaker 4: I never cheated on a test ever.
Speaker 2: Again, she's been improving you as a man for a
Speaker 2: long time. Yeah, how does that make you feel? Harper?
Speaker 4: This is so awkward.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm glad that you learned your lesson.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like he's not upset or mad or anything. He's also
Speaker 3: embarrassed by it. Harper. You guys are experiencing the same
Speaker 3: thing right now.
Speaker 5: I guess I just I feel so weird.
Speaker 2: Weird. Well, let's let's take all this awkwardness, ball it
Speaker 2: up and move it to the side. We have all
Speaker 2: the awkwardness out of the way. Now, let's just how
Speaker 2: it works. Yeah, you can just snapped the fingers. Boom,
Speaker 2: awkward gone.
Speaker 3: Okay, smooth sailing from here on.
Speaker 2: So Daniel, go ahead, start again. Where do I know
Speaker 2: you from? Jeffy some sort of party. It was a joke.
Speaker 2: Don't answer.
Speaker 4: I remember you. You knocked on me and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it why I didn't text you back.
Speaker 2: This is better than the text back. Yeah, and we
Speaker 2: could keep this good energy rolling into a second date
Speaker 2: of like a you'll meet up where you guys can
Speaker 2: create all new memories for yourself. We would pay for
Speaker 2: that date college. But it's up to you, Harper. You
Speaker 2: get to say yes or no to this.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you like the guy to go to
Speaker 3: a bar enough after he peppered you with questions for
Speaker 3: twenty minutes, you have to give him another tae.
Speaker 5: She just really needed a free drink with like airplane hair.
Speaker 4: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Harper?
Speaker 5: I mean, Daniel, if you're I don't know, cool with
Speaker 5: like moving past it or whatever.
Speaker 4: I did have fun with you, like you're cute, you're funny. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, well beyond it. That was not the peak
Speaker 4: at the bottom of my life. So I would love
Speaker 4: to go on another day.
Speaker 2: His lost girlfriend made out with many many people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can tell you definitively, I'm not a cheater.
Speaker 2: So so you guys are going out officially and we're
Speaker 2: paying for congratulations.
Speaker 4: Thank you? All right?
Speaker 3: A lot better than the last time he called it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cheating in college may not have helped him academically,
Speaker 2: but romantically years later, it's finally paying off. Cheating works everyone.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 1: Morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well, another successful second date for Daniel. I've done it again.
Speaker 3: More successful second date for Daniel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but wait until the update update when Daniel tells
Speaker 2: us he caught this girl making up with the college mascot.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I mean, if they don't have a human face, does.
Speaker 2: It count cheating? Just making up with the mascot head?
Speaker 3: Is he just the most cheating? My god. I think
Speaker 3: they're really cute. I think they could actually work out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean they have a history already, they have
Speaker 2: a fun how you met story totally, They're all set
Speaker 2: up for success here.
Speaker 3: I mean it would be a great wedding reception story.
Speaker 3: And then the radio is involved, you don't think, so, yeah,
Speaker 3: she's the.
Speaker 2: Reason I didn't Well, I guess youdn't you gicked out
Speaker 2: of college?
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah that works out.
Speaker 2: Man, Your mom almost failed me. It could be cute,
Speaker 2: and you could be our next cute couple that we
Speaker 2: set up on our show. All you gotta do is
Speaker 2: email us first. We'll call that person who's not calling
Speaker 2: you back. Go check out all of our second Date updates,
Speaker 2: including that last one with Daniel where we get your
Speaker 2: podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey