1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Your holster is way more important than you think it is. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: It's just way more important than you think it is. 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:09,880 Speaker 1: What look, and I get that the holsters not the 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: sexy part of carrying firearms. All right, You want to 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: talk about your weapon and your ammunition. You want to 6 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: talk about your safety training. You want to talk about 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: how you did at the range. Oh, look at my groups. 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 1: I was doing these failure drills today, and all that 9 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: stuff is really important. I mean, really really important. I'm 10 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: not discounting that, but I've known so many people who 11 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: do all those things. They take all the necessary steps 12 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 1: and then they carry with a holster they bought from 13 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,879 Speaker 1: a big box hunting store that was made a thousand 14 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: at a time. Please don't put your life in one 15 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: of those holsters. You need to trust Northwest Retention Systems 16 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: because it's all custom made gear. It's the only thing 17 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: I carry around NW Retention dot Com. That's NW Retention 18 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: dot Com used to promo co Jesse gets you ten 19 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: percent off. This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It's going 20 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: to be such a good day. It isn't asked doctor 21 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:32,039 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday on the Jesse Kelly Show, and man, you 22 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: people are insane and it's awesome. I have to answer 23 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: questions today about how the national divorce works. Some lady 24 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: secretly has a lot of cash her husband doesn't know 25 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: about why I don't want to write a book. We 26 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: have unicorns fighting dragons. It is. It's an insane ask 27 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Don't raise your hands at me, Chris. 28 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 1: I didn't come up with the questions. This is up 29 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: to the people. This is up to the people. It's 30 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: my job as the showgun to lead people through what 31 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: has been a long week. It's just dragging on sometimes. 32 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 1: Now this is this is what happens during when you 33 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 1: get a Democrat elected, especially now with these crazy Democrats. 34 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,399 Speaker 1: It's not like the Bill Clinton years where you gonna 35 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,959 Speaker 1: have it no a bunch of stuff you disagree with 36 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: them on, but there's gonna be some things that aren't 37 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 1: that bad in a minor disagreement. Now, because they're all communists, 38 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: everything sucks. All the political news is terrible, and so 39 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:51,760 Speaker 1: I'm combing through it with you. I see your emails, 40 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: I hear you. I'm going through it with you, and 41 00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 1: every day it's just something awful. It makes ask doctor 42 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: Jesse Friday that much more important. We just we're not 43 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: carrying a heavy load today. I'll be honest for the 44 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: first time ever on the show. My history story, while interesting, 45 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 1: is completely light. There's not even any death. It's just 46 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: going to be kind of a wild goofball story from history. 47 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: And then we're gonna get to your eighteen trillion questions 48 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: and you can still call it live during the show 49 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: if you want. By the way, eight seven seven three 50 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly 51 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: show dot com. Let's rewind and get to the history, 52 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: because this is I don't know. The story is so insane. 53 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: I thought when I first heard about it that it 54 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: wasn't real. Chris, do you know what an emu is? Yeah? 55 00:03:54,200 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: An emu is a hideous looking flightless bird. It is 56 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: six feet tall, over one hundred pounds. If you're if 57 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: you're not driving, this is the portion where I tell 58 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: you to look it up so you can picture it. 59 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: But if you can't, or if you're driving doing something, 60 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:18,239 Speaker 1: just no long but long, skinny but powerful legs, certainly 61 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: some feet. You wouldn't want to be underneath a big 62 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 1: fluffball body. Remember this is a flightless bird, but a 63 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: big body, A face that is absolutely horrific. You would 64 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: you do an image search of the EMU and you 65 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: get the face on one. You know, you're looking at 66 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:43,159 Speaker 1: eye to eye. That should be in a horror movie. 67 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: It's looking into my soul. I'm lucky. I didn't have 68 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: nightmares last night. But I don't really have nightmares. Christy 69 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: have nightmares. I don't have many of them. You know, 70 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: one of the weird ones I get all the you 71 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 1: know what, I'm not gonna do that right now. I'm 72 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,120 Speaker 1: gonna finish my EMU story first before I get to 73 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: my nightmare. I have this weird one that I get 74 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: now and then. But all right, it's huge. It's also 75 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: Australia's national bird, so it's like, I mean, it's it's there. 76 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: I'm not Australian, so I don't know if it's as 77 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: important to them, but it's their bald eagle. It's there that. 78 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: Now let's rewind a bit back to World War One. 79 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: World War One was obviously wretched, wretched, and remember this 80 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 1: because it comes into play, I mean kind of in 81 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 1: our story here. I'm not going to go into any 82 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:41,279 Speaker 1: death today, like I said, but guys were heading off 83 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,559 Speaker 1: to World War One. And the Australians, to their credit 84 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,840 Speaker 1: in World War One and World War Two, fight like lions. 85 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,039 Speaker 1: Australians are beasts. I know several people today in the 86 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 1: Special operations community who will tell you the Australian SAS, 87 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: which is obviously modeled off the British sas, like their 88 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: Navy seals, are some of the baddest dudes on the planet. 89 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 1: They are bad dudes. Yes, that's right, Chris. We're gonna 90 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: get to that in a moment. Everything over there is 91 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: trying to kill you. But they they went off and 92 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:16,440 Speaker 1: acquitted themselves very well in World War One. But remember 93 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 1: World War One was horrific for a laundry list of reasons, 94 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 1: but one of the main ones was you're going off 95 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 1: to war as a young man with an idea of 96 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 1: combat that is cavalry charges with swords and things like that. 97 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,880 Speaker 1: That was glory for the Queen something like that, and 98 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,880 Speaker 1: you're just finding out wars not like that anymore. It's 99 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 1: bombs and gas, in misery, in rats and trench foot 100 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: It just it's terrible. Guys came back from World War 101 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: One wrecked and understandably, like most countries, Australia values its 102 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: veterans appreciates its veterans. You see it all the time 103 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: in America. That's not unique to America. People appreciate the 104 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 1: ones who went and fought for them, and they had 105 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 1: to figure out something to do with the veterans when 106 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: they came back home. Because these guys come back home 107 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: and as somebody who has on a very very very 108 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: low level, we're not talking World War One, I can't 109 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: function in society anymore. But as someone who has dealt 110 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 1: with getting out and not really fitting in society anymore, 111 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,679 Speaker 1: at least temporarily, I know what it's like at least 112 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: a little bit. But these World War two guys were 113 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: on a different level. You get back, you know what 114 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: I've told you this story before. He's just a brief 115 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: little one about me. I got back and got I 116 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,160 Speaker 1: got back from my rack out out of the Marine 117 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 1: Corps pretty much right away, start working, just doing construction, 118 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: going to community college, and I would sit in the 119 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 1: back with my hat pulled way down low, just baseball 120 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: cap pulled down those No one would talk to me. 121 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: And it's Arizona, so there's even dimes all over the class. 122 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: And I'm a single dude at the time, I didn't 123 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: even want to talk to girls. I just really wanted 124 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,040 Speaker 1: to be left alone. And I would find myself. I 125 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,760 Speaker 1: know this is a little frank, but look, it's me. 126 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:18,720 Speaker 1: I would find myself daydreaming about one of two things. Often, somebody, 127 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,600 Speaker 1: one of the dudes in the class would do something 128 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 1: that I would find vaguely annoying, and I would think 129 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 1: about dragging him outside and beating the absolute living crap 130 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 1: out of him. And I would have these recurring daydreams 131 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 1: that the government would hire me to go around the 132 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: country and kill pedophiles. That is not a healthy place 133 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,880 Speaker 1: to be. That is not a good place to be. 134 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 1: Thankfully I came out of it. But that's a small 135 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 1: idea of what you go through. Now, take a World 136 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 1: War One veteran who went through way worse stuff than 137 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 1: I ever went through. These guys come back and they 138 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: don't fit. They don't fit oftentimes with their own families, 139 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: which is heartbreaking. But you come back home to whatever 140 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,719 Speaker 1: your job was, and I mean, your parents don't recognize you, 141 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 1: your buddies don't recogniz your high school sweetheart. She thinks 142 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 1: you're a monster now, and that only makes you isolate more. 143 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: They've got to figure out how to take care of 144 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:13,000 Speaker 1: these guys. And we need to pause for a moment 145 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 1: and describe Australia as best as I can describe it 146 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: without ever having been there. Australia is one gigantic. It 147 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: is huge. You look at it as an island in 148 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,679 Speaker 1: a big island, but it is like the size of 149 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 1: the continental United States of America. It's enormous. The coasts 150 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 1: on both sides are pretty, they're they're nice. They're very nice. 151 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 1: You've got trees and everything else, you know, and whatnot. 152 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 1: They're very nice. And that's where almost everyone in the 153 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:54,319 Speaker 1: country lives. The middle of it not so much barren 154 00:09:55,240 --> 00:10:01,760 Speaker 1: wasteland of deserts and desert mountains, and it's horrible and 155 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:07,600 Speaker 1: I'm horrible. That's the bush. That's the Australian outback. The 156 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 1: veterans come back and they are given some land. Yeah, 157 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: the government wants to help these veterans out. These guys 158 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,719 Speaker 1: need a place back in society. And the government says, hey, 159 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: we'll cut you deal. You get back from the war, 160 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: we'll start finding plots of ground to give you and 161 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,800 Speaker 1: you know, you get something out of it, and we 162 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,680 Speaker 1: get something out of it. What's that something they're gonna 163 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:34,360 Speaker 1: get out of it. Well, I'll tell you in a moment. 164 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: Hang is he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he 165 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 1: think so? Yeah? That you see, Kelly Shaw, I have 166 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 1: a nice little tradition now in my house. Here's what 167 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,960 Speaker 1: it is. Go home from work, see the wife, see 168 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,839 Speaker 1: the kids, mess around and get ready for my show 169 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 1: the next day. Sit down for dinner. And now my 170 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,760 Speaker 1: kids make fun of me for this. I have two 171 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:25,320 Speaker 1: Superbeats heart shoes sitting right next to my glass. I 172 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: usually have a glass of water with dinner finish up, 173 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: and that's my dessert every single night. They taste delicious, 174 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: they're all natural. They're outstanding for my heart and my 175 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 1: blood pressure. It is the ultimate replacement for your evening dessert. 176 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: They do not taste like Beats, and I'm trying not 177 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: to lecture you. It's such an easy step to take 178 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:54,560 Speaker 1: care of your heart. It's insane if you don't do it. 179 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 1: Go to get Superbeats dot com slash Jesse. That's get 180 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 1: super beat dot com slash Jesse by two bags, get 181 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:22,079 Speaker 1: the third for free. Some lady has more money than 182 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:26,079 Speaker 1: her husband knows about, apparently a lot, and they've been 183 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 1: married a long time. We're going to address that and 184 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 1: then ask doctor Jesse Friday. There's an ancient battle we 185 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:38,320 Speaker 1: have to put together. Someone wants to know why British 186 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 1: accents sounds so hot. I'll try not to burst your 187 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,319 Speaker 1: bubble on the accents, but we'll discuss that here in 188 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:50,560 Speaker 1: a few At first, let's get let's get past as 189 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 1: quickly as possible. The EMU War veterans World War One 190 00:12:55,720 --> 00:13:01,559 Speaker 1: veterans coming back to Australia. Australian government saying, hey, we're 191 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 1: gonna help you out. We're gonna give you some land 192 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 1: by the way eight seven seven three seven seven four 193 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 1: three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 194 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,319 Speaker 1: But the government wanted something out of the land. Remember, 195 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:21,040 Speaker 1: wars are taxing on nations too, taxing economically, taxing on resources. 196 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: It's just very tough. The government needed more food. The 197 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:30,440 Speaker 1: government wanted these veterans to come back home and grow wheat. 198 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 1: They wanted them to come back home and grow weeds 199 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: so badly they offered to pay them an extremely generous 200 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,800 Speaker 1: amount of money, frankly more than market value for whatever 201 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: wheat they produced. So yeah, they were trying to do 202 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 1: the right thing. Come here, here's some land. Go ahead, 203 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,720 Speaker 1: learn how to farm, become a farmer. Get me some wheat. 204 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,600 Speaker 1: Will pay you more than you deserve for that week. 205 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: That's what they told them, and they gave them a 206 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: set amount. I'm not going to go into the amounts. 207 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 1: Then you're dealing with foreign currencies, and everybody's eyes glaze over, 208 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 1: and no one knows what you're talking about. I don't 209 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: know if they were shekels or not, Chris, but we're 210 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 1: not going in it what anyway. The good land, though, 211 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:18,800 Speaker 1: goes very early, and the war doesn't end in a month. 212 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: You remember, they start handing out land. Nineteen fourteen, nineteen fifteen. 213 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 1: Veterans start coming back home, some of them wounded, some 214 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,280 Speaker 1: of them just finished with their combat tour. They're getting 215 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 1: these this land and it's going well. But you still 216 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 1: have veterans coming home in nineteen sixteen, in nineteen seventeen, 217 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:42,040 Speaker 1: and the good land is gone, and now you're starting 218 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 1: to stick. Some of these veterans coming back, and some 219 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:47,120 Speaker 1: of the crappy land nobody even wants to live on. 220 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,680 Speaker 1: Look today, nobody wants to live on most of this stuff. 221 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 1: It's that bad there. I mean, there are some severely, 222 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: severely remote parts of Australia. And let's pause there for 223 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: just a second. Australia is obviously, I'm guessing, thankfully I've 224 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 1: never been there, and Lord Willing will not ever go. 225 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:10,560 Speaker 1: I'm guessing it's what hell looks like. Now. I understand 226 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: it's a beautiful and honestly the people are great, but 227 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,560 Speaker 1: the animals on top of the environment, the environment itself 228 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,360 Speaker 1: can murder you there. It is a horrible, dangerous desert. 229 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:25,240 Speaker 1: The animals. If you look up, look up. You know 230 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,600 Speaker 1: why Chris do this while I'm talking, while I'm discussing 231 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 1: everything else. Look up the ten deadliest snakes in the 232 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,720 Speaker 1: world the last time I looked, And you always get 233 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,920 Speaker 1: different versions of what is deadliest. It's like eight or 234 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: nine of the ten are in Australia. You have the 235 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: dingos in Australia. You have saltwater crocodiles in Australia, the 236 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: largest reptile in the world by a large margin. You 237 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: have bullet ants. You know why they call them bullet 238 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:59,760 Speaker 1: ants because it feels like you've been shot if you 239 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 1: can stung by one. They have. And I will caution 240 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: you if you're planning on sleeping within the next month. 241 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,080 Speaker 1: Don't look up a picture or a YouTube video of 242 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:18,600 Speaker 1: this thing in operation, the Sydney Funnel web spider. Oh 243 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 1: my goodness, it is this gigantic. I have huge hands 244 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:26,360 Speaker 1: because I'm six eight. They're bigger than my hand. They 245 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,120 Speaker 1: have fangs that are the size of my fingers, and 246 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 1: you should see how big my fingers are. They just 247 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 1: they look it looks like something prehistoric. And they're under 248 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 1: the ground with just what it sounds like this web 249 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 1: that they create in a ditch. And that's just horrible. 250 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 1: And that's just a couple of the things on land. 251 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,400 Speaker 1: We haven't even gotten to the water. And you know what, 252 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,960 Speaker 1: when we get to the water, imagine this. Imagine a 253 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 1: water environment so horrific that a great white shark barely 254 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 1: cracks the top ten on things you're scared of there. 255 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: And they have huge great white sharks, they have bull sharks. 256 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,160 Speaker 1: They attack more people than anything else in the world. 257 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: They have the deadliest thing there. It's called the box jellyfish. Jellyfish. Also, 258 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,600 Speaker 1: notice the sea wasp. You'll die within two minutes of 259 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,239 Speaker 1: brushing up against it. And oh, by the way, you 260 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,280 Speaker 1: can hardly see it at all. Yeah, yeahs, Chrits is 261 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 1: holding up. It's like microscopic. They're tiny and they can 262 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 1: get huge. By the way of it, they're tiny. They 263 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:30,760 Speaker 1: have a deadly octopus, a blue ring octopus, which are 264 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,720 Speaker 1: gorgeous if you see them. They're really cool looking. They 265 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 1: have a deadly like snail they have and this might 266 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: be the one that scares me the most. They have 267 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:48,600 Speaker 1: something called the stone fish there. The stonefish is something. Oh, 268 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,439 Speaker 1: of course, it nestles its way into the sand, so 269 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,200 Speaker 1: you of course can't see it if you step on one, 270 00:17:55,520 --> 00:18:00,240 Speaker 1: and people do. Here's two things that happen often for 271 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: people who step on stonefish. The pain is so bad. 272 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,720 Speaker 1: It's not that it's the poison. Obviously the poison causes 273 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 1: the pain. But the pain is so bad your body 274 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: can't function anymore and you will go into shock and 275 00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: die again. I can't stress this enough. Not the poison 276 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,679 Speaker 1: killing you. The pain is so bad it kills you 277 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,680 Speaker 1: dying from pain. They have people. This is another thing 278 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 1: that happens who step on stonefish. This is the norm. 279 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,400 Speaker 1: This is a normal thing. When people step on them. 280 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: They beg the paramedics please amputate my foot, cut it off. 281 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,000 Speaker 1: Have you ever had something hurt so bad you just 282 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: removed the limb. That's Australia. And remember this was a 283 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:51,200 Speaker 1: penal colony for Britain for so long. Britain landed there, 284 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,679 Speaker 1: like the first people who ever landed there landed on 285 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 1: the western part, which is you know, really really bad, 286 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,200 Speaker 1: and that's where our story takes place, and they thought, 287 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,760 Speaker 1: oh gosh, never mind, we're out of here. It wasn't. 288 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 1: It wasn't until people started landing in the east, which 289 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 1: is nicer, that they realize this place has some nice stuff. 290 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 1: Back to our story. You're giving the veterans crappy parts 291 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:18,679 Speaker 1: of Australia now toward its desert, and they're struggling trying 292 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,920 Speaker 1: to get wheat to grow. The environment's brutal. The frost, 293 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,040 Speaker 1: they'll get random bits of frost and wipe out whole crops. 294 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 1: They have a rabbit problem. And I'm not talking about 295 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 1: your rabbit problem where you have two or three who 296 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,200 Speaker 1: are digging holes in your yard and you're shooting them 297 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,199 Speaker 1: with pelicans, not that I've ever done that kind of 298 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:42,320 Speaker 1: thing a thousand times. I mean rabbit hordes, infestations that 299 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 1: are destroying entire crops. It's really bad. On top of that, 300 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,280 Speaker 1: we get to nineteen twenty nine. Now, what happens in 301 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:57,000 Speaker 1: the world about nineteen twenty nine A little something maybe 302 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,400 Speaker 1: you've heard of before. It's called the Great Depression. That 303 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 1: was not a uniquely American thing, that was worldwide. It 304 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:14,240 Speaker 1: crushed Europe, it crushed Australia. So the government, on top 305 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 1: of having to give these guys some bad land, the 306 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: government can't give these guys the amount of money they 307 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,879 Speaker 1: had originally promised them for the wheat. And when I 308 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: say they can't give them the same amount, just no, 309 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: because again I'm not going to break down the currencies 310 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:36,119 Speaker 1: for you. They're giving them pennies on the dollar versus 311 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,520 Speaker 1: what they were promised pennies on the dollar. Think if 312 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: I promised you for a promised you a dollar a 313 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,560 Speaker 1: unit and then gave you five cents a unit, that's 314 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,320 Speaker 1: the equivalent to what they had. So we have these veterans. 315 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,240 Speaker 1: Now everyone has a heart for them. They're wiped out. 316 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 1: And then, as if life couldn't get more difficult over 317 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 1: a fifteen years span, If you're a veteran and come home, 318 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 1: crappy part of Australia crop won't come in frost rabbits. 319 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:11,760 Speaker 1: Life's hard. You get invaded. The wheat you can grow 320 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:17,399 Speaker 1: gets invaded by EMUs, not one or two of them, 321 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:23,200 Speaker 1: twenty thousand of them come in twenty thousand. I will 322 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,119 Speaker 1: wrap up the story and begin with your questions when 323 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: we get back a secret retirement account. Jowser Hi. We're 324 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,199 Speaker 1: the Google dolls. We're fortunate that we can give our 325 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: daughters everything they need to grow and learn, but not 326 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,119 Speaker 1: every child can focus on classes and play dates. Nearly 327 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,480 Speaker 1: thirteen million kids in the US face hunger. That's one 328 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: in six. School lunch might be their only meal each day, 329 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,440 Speaker 1: and it's heartbreaking. You imagine any child going to bed hungry. 330 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,199 Speaker 1: We're dreaming of a perfect day when kids can smile, 331 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,679 Speaker 1: play and just be kids without worrying about where their 332 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,800 Speaker 1: next meal will come from. Feeding America is working to 333 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,160 Speaker 1: make that perfect day reality. Each year, the Feeding America 334 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 1: network of food banks rescues billions of pounds of good 335 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,320 Speaker 1: food that would have gone to waste. That food is 336 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,040 Speaker 1: given to families and children and me. Being a kid 337 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:29,320 Speaker 1: should be about doing things that make an ordinary day extraordinary. 338 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,680 Speaker 1: Learning to play an instrument, building a sandcastle, hosting tea parties, 339 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,719 Speaker 1: hunger should never be an obstacle to growing up. You 340 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 1: can help bend child in hunger in your community by 341 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: visiting Feeding America dot org, brought to you by Feeding 342 00:22:42,840 --> 00:23:02,720 Speaker 1: America and the AD Council. In order to open these doors, 343 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:07,880 Speaker 1: we do not say open Sesame. We say open Biden. 344 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:20,680 Speaker 1: That's our magic word. That was Nancy Pelosi yesterday. I Chris, 345 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: I want you, Chris, I want you to play it again. 346 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 1: And before you do that, I want you to understand 347 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,159 Speaker 1: you have to make sure you put this on the 348 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 1: show Twitter at Jesse Kelly's show. You can find me 349 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,439 Speaker 1: on social media at Jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, 350 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,879 Speaker 1: I'm on locals. But I want you, if you find 351 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,399 Speaker 1: time to go watch the video of this too. That 352 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,639 Speaker 1: is Nancy Pelosi talking about Joe Biden. The video somehow 353 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 1: makes it worse. You're like, what's she talking about? Don't 354 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,920 Speaker 1: ask me, don't ask me, Chris, play this again. In 355 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,120 Speaker 1: order to open these doors, we do not say open Sesame, 356 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:05,520 Speaker 1: say open Biden. That's our magic word. And she's doing 357 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:10,119 Speaker 1: like this, like that look on her face. It's the 358 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 1: two people leading this country are nine thousand years old, 359 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 1: and none in control. Of their mental faculties, and we 360 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 1: are in a great deal of trouble. All right, sending 361 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 1: that aside, all right, back to the EMU war. These 362 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,880 Speaker 1: veterans are struggling. The EMUs are swarming, now twenty thousand 363 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 1: of them. Then EMUs are foragers. They just they're gonna 364 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 1: eat whatever they find. Period, big wheatfield. You might as 365 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: well put out a buffet in front of me. The 366 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 1: veterans start doing what veterans do. They grab their weapons 367 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:49,360 Speaker 1: and they start shooting them. But remember I said there 368 00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 1: are twenty thousand EMUs, twenty thousand of them. The veterans 369 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 1: start running out of AMMO. Some of them don't even 370 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 1: have weapons. A bounty finally gets offered. Somebody, please kill 371 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,919 Speaker 1: these things. They're wiping us out. That can't do it. 372 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: The veterans appeal to the government and say, hey, do 373 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 1: something to help, and in one of the most bizarre 374 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 1: choices I've ever heard in my life, the Australian government 375 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:25,359 Speaker 1: chooses to get the military involved. We're not talking about 376 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:31,400 Speaker 1: adding fencing, maybe getting some wildlife management. Australia is well 377 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:36,440 Speaker 1: versed in wildlife management. As we already described, it's a hellscape. Instead, 378 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,200 Speaker 1: they send an army unit at units, probably putting it strong. 379 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:46,119 Speaker 1: They send three guys, two heavy machine guns with ten 380 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:50,879 Speaker 1: thousand rounds. They also send a movie company with the 381 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 1: three guys to document the whole thing, which is so bizarre, 382 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: so beyond bizarre. And when I say bizarre, this is 383 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,240 Speaker 1: what I mean. It's weird that you would, when you 384 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,639 Speaker 1: think about today's sensibilities, that you would go out to 385 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 1: hunt down and machine gun down a bunch of birds 386 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,480 Speaker 1: and film it to broadcast it to the company to 387 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,760 Speaker 1: the country. Think how much people would freak. But people 388 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 1: wanted to know the Australian government was capable of protecting 389 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,000 Speaker 1: its citizens and during the Great Depression something real we 390 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,439 Speaker 1: can take from the show. Before I get to the 391 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,439 Speaker 1: asked doctor Jesse questions. During the Great Depression, remember this 392 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:39,040 Speaker 1: secession movements were gaining steam around the world, including in Australia, 393 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:43,679 Speaker 1: because when economies tanked to that level, people start to 394 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,159 Speaker 1: look to their government and say, well, what good are you. 395 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: The Australian government was actually in some trouble with its 396 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,440 Speaker 1: own citizens, who were all fix this now that kind 397 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,560 Speaker 1: of thing, So they thought making a film out of 398 00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 1: this whole thing would brighten the mood a little bit, 399 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,200 Speaker 1: and look, well, look what we will do. Our veterans 400 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 1: were in charge, and we set in the army to 401 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: help them out. Except that's not that's not how you 402 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: would hunt and EMU at all. That's just not how 403 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: you would do it. They encounter some right off the bat. 404 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,720 Speaker 1: They of course pull out the heavy machine guns and 405 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:26,240 Speaker 1: start spraying machine gun fire at the EMUs. The EMUs 406 00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,320 Speaker 1: simply scatter and they run really fast. You need to 407 00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,640 Speaker 1: think about EMUs like a mini Ostrich. They just turn 408 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,480 Speaker 1: around and take off and they don't get any of them. 409 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,200 Speaker 1: Then they run into a group of a thousand of them. 410 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,680 Speaker 1: Remember this is all being documented, So this is becoming 411 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,640 Speaker 1: it's becoming a joke. Already. You already shot at them 412 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: and missed them. The army hasn't done anything. They run 413 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,639 Speaker 1: into another group of a thousand, boom machine gun jams. 414 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 1: They take off again. Now now this is starting to 415 00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaker 1: get to be front page news. As things are getting 416 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,680 Speaker 1: abled back and forth about this whole thing, they decide 417 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: they need a new tactic. Clearly, mounting the machine guns 418 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,480 Speaker 1: is not working. Surprise, surprise, they're not Germans. They're not 419 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 1: going to charge them. They mount the weapons on vehicles, 420 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: they start trying to run them down. They're shooting from 421 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 1: the vehicles not accurately at all. They don't hit any 422 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 1: of the emu with actually machine gun fire. They do 423 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:31,960 Speaker 1: manage to accidentally drive over one, though, which causes the 424 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,560 Speaker 1: truck to lose control and it wrecks defense of one 425 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 1: of the farmers they're there to help. Now you've also 426 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:46,120 Speaker 1: caused something else. Every time you're charging them, including this time, 427 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,960 Speaker 1: the emu are taking off scared out of their minds. 428 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,040 Speaker 1: Their brains are like the size of peas. And remember 429 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 1: I said, those powerful legs they have, they're stomping andten 430 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: shredding the ground that they were there to protect, that 431 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 1: the army was there to protect. These stampedes are hurting 432 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 1: things even more. They finally figure out that they how 433 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,680 Speaker 1: to start killing them, but even that's slow. It takes 434 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,280 Speaker 1: ten shots per bird to bring one down. There are 435 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:18,000 Speaker 1: twenty thousand EMUs. You only brought ten thousand rounds. It 436 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,840 Speaker 1: lass a month, and it's just this comical turn of events. 437 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 1: Again and again and again where they're trying to get them, 438 00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 1: they'll get some. They'll start getting like two hundred and 439 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:35,040 Speaker 1: fifty a week. But dumping thousands and thousands of rounds 440 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 1: to get that. Now the armies running out of unition, 441 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,360 Speaker 1: the EMU population doesn't seem to be whittled down at all. 442 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:50,200 Speaker 1: The army is soon recalled. They're recalled. There was a 443 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: discussion in the government about giving the three guys who 444 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 1: went to fight the Emu's medals, and somebody in the 445 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,000 Speaker 1: government makes a crack that if we handed out medals 446 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:05,200 Speaker 1: in this war, they'd all go to the EMUs. They 447 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 1: did eventually resolve this after a long time. They gave 448 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: the veterans more AMMO so the veterans could handle it. 449 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:16,880 Speaker 1: The bounty program got ramped up, and surprise, surprise, they 450 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,320 Speaker 1: figured out, you know, maybe it's just some better fences 451 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,440 Speaker 1: would handle this, and it did. It handled it well. 452 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 1: When you hear people talk about the Great Emu War, 453 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 1: it's just three dudes. It wasn't the end of the world, 454 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: but that is the Great Emu War. There's nothing government 455 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 1: can't screw up. Nothing. Sending three army guys without even 456 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 1: enough ammunition and a camera crew to document the failure 457 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 1: is the most government thing and the history of government things. 458 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,880 Speaker 1: Just remember this, everybody. It's not unique to America. The 459 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:02,120 Speaker 1: people who end up in politics in general are morons. 460 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,560 Speaker 1: You don't want them in charge of anything. Don't ask 461 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 1: for their help, you don't want it, all right, It 462 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,960 Speaker 1: is an ask doctor Jesse Friday eight seven seven three 463 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,320 Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse Kelly 464 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,480 Speaker 1: Show dot com. I did a good job last week, Chris. 465 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:25,400 Speaker 1: I want to give myself credit the most. What about 466 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: getting through as many emails as humanly possible? I got 467 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 1: through a lot last week. I'm going to attempt to 468 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:36,280 Speaker 1: duplicate that, but I make no promises. Remember, if you 469 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: miss any part of the show, you can get the 470 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:43,640 Speaker 1: whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, in iTunes. Right after 471 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,400 Speaker 1: the show, Chris gets the podcasts up, actually gets them 472 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 1: up right away shockingly on iTunes. Leave a five star rating, 473 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,480 Speaker 1: leave a review talking about how handsome I am, Jesse. 474 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 1: My husband is retired. He mocks me about my low salary, 475 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:10,960 Speaker 1: which is over seventy thousand. My nontaxable retirement accounts make 476 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 1: more than my salary. Should I tell him or not 477 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:20,440 Speaker 1: say anything. We've been married for thirty years. Our son 478 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,760 Speaker 1: is a Navy aircraft carrier veteran. The beard makes you 479 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 1: look more handsome. All right, I'll address this in a second. Enga. 480 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 1: On the Jordan Harbinger Show, you'll hear amazing stories from 481 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,280 Speaker 1: people that have lived them, from spies to CEOs, even 482 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,200 Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're 483 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 1: about to hear a preview of The Jordan Harbinger Show 484 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,480 Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was 485 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 1: twenty four out of twenty six years was solely dedicated 486 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,240 Speaker 1: working on the cover. I walk in, I'm in the bar. 487 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 1: How there's a bar made dad, good looking, young lady 488 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,320 Speaker 1: see serving me, Joey. Hey, what would you like? I 489 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: used leave Frank was give me a kettle, one martini, 490 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,560 Speaker 1: three olives, class of water on the side. I finished 491 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,400 Speaker 1: the drink. The guys come in. I'm gonna go go 492 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 1: in my pocket, take out the big water of money. Hey, 493 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,720 Speaker 1: am gonna give her one hundred dollars. If you're with 494 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,960 Speaker 1: the mob, I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. 495 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,960 Speaker 1: That means we protect you. Nobody could shake you down. 496 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 1: We could shake you down. Oh, you're on record with us. 497 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,720 Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the 498 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,520 Speaker 1: highest levels of the Gambino organization. Check out episode three 499 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,720 Speaker 1: ninety two of The Jordan Harbinger Show