WEBVTT - Bazonkers: Episode 45 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:06.800 If there was a problem, where to your mother. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:08.719 You clearly have something on your mind. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.040 Thanks for two moms. I'm Joe Gatto. It's fine. I'm Steve. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.840 Steve's got something on dude. 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:17.439 Yes, what's what's the problem? There's nothing. 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:20.040 No. What I feel like you've got an is ishe? 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:22.880 No? We're getting ready to go and you're always on 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:25.479 your phone. You're not present. I'm right in front of you. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:27.040 I was on the phone trying to get answers to 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:28.560 questions because that's part. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:30.520 Of the No, it's what you saw something and you 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:35.960 were upset, and I wonder what that is. I love you, 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:40.800 Thank you for joining Hey think that Yes I do. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:42.720 Oh I was gonna say, you think that people don't 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:43.000 like you? 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:47.440 I well that too. I think about things like when 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:51.640 I'm in bed, okay, here in your confides, I go 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:55.040 like this, I like this. This is just for effect. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.480 I go like this, and then I think, what was 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.800 it like to be the first guy to throw a boom? 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:03.120 Or do I bit what? Because now people have heard 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:04.280 it and I can't tell that joke anymore. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.120 I'm on like you. I mean, I don't know you 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:08.560 know stuff? 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:09.360 He you know? 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:11.479 Here comes sausage party. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:14.520 So you've been doing this. 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.360 She brought me a horse cock prison to it. Yeah, okay, 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:20.319 what were you gonna say, though, do I think? 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:20.679 No? 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.600 I was gonna I was gonna say, do you think 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:27.640 about me often? Because when we're not together, because you 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.520 and I I'll get random like face times and texts 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.960 from you about like stuff like I think about you 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:33.440 all the time. 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:34.920 I've always like, oh, Steve would love this or. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.679 Whatever, And I was wondering, like, you'll face me at 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:39.240 like one thirty in the morning. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.000 Well yeah, sometimes, like this guy. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:43.000 Frank I met left you. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:47.760 I'm like, God, the first one you've been on tour 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:51.200 with me, you dip shit? Yeah, well yeah, I apologize 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:54.280 for that, but I've been known to indulge in the 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.120 spirits on occasion. Yeah, so that's where that comes from. 0:01:57.120 --> 0:01:57.840 So I apologize that. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:01.720 One of my favorite stories though about that happened was you, 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:04.280 Oh yeah, I got us to the driver, right, So 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:07.560 you you met somebody in Florida and then end up 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.799 coming to my show and me and Jiggy got f 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:11.120 with a car. We didn't have a way to get 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.880 a car, so I sent the gentleman a DM and 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.240 said would you mind driving us, And we hired him. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:18.200 As our driver. Yeah, and he drove us and he 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.480 was super cool. He drove you. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:23.320 I mean, it's so crazy to think, oh, two cool moms. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.920 Oh my god, Steve. Yeah, hey, hey, oh you love Joe. Yeah, 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:27.000 he's like more than you. 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:30.480 I'm like, right, okay, okay, Hey Joe is so and so. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:32.040 And he's like, oh my god, you made my day. 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.280 Two weeks later, yeah, I gave me tickets to my 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:34.960 show that he came. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.760 Is driving you across the state. That's crazy, but I 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.359 think that's I was just reading this book, a. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.240 Book, A book, I know, a book. 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.600 It's called Life on the Mississippi, and this gentleman talks 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:51.320 about his experiences of wanting to literally take a flatboat 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:56.399 and go down the Mississippi and see it as flatboaters 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:57.800 did back in the day when. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:58.959 I'm sorry, we're flat boat. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.840 We're expanding into the west and so basically flatboats were 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:10.360 used anywhere from Pittsburgh to Ohio and anybody, farmers, fur traders, whatever. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:13.680 They basically get a flatboats and go and float down 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:17.160 to New Orleans, which was the major port back then. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:19.840 I think New Orleans now is like the fifth largest 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.400 port in the world. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.679 Right, so there was a huge. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:28.400 Port of commerce. We're shipping and trading with. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:29.200 Everybody from there. 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.480 Right. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.120 So there we go. 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.120 There's a flatboat and they were made back in the day, 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:36.440 and this guy wanted to wanted to kind of explore 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:40.320 that point of history and go and along the way, 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.880 he's just telling you about these cities. He's going to 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:48.640 these portstown these old port towns, whatever, and yeah, I 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.080 don't know, it's really just heartworm because people just want 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.800 to help. People want to help somebody from out of town. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:56.160 And the whole time he's going through, he's stopping in 0:03:56.200 --> 0:04:00.000 different cities and different ports, and people are bringing him cornbread. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.520 They're saying, oh, we have a thing at the church service, 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:04.760 or you know, you guys want some breakfast, I get 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:07.720 some eggs, and farmers are bringing them things from the 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:11.640 farm and just loading up the flatboat. And every city 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.520 they went to. It kind of makes you turn off 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.720 the news, right, stop getting involved in the left and 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.520 the right of it all. Like, I think people inherently 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:24.240 have a nature to want to help, and to your point, 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:26.000 they want to be kind. And I think that that 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.080 you see it all the time on the road, and 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.400 so this guy that just sees you and he's a 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:34.000 big fan. Now he's driving his favorite joke across the 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:34.880 One of my. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.640 Favorite series is when me and the boys we want 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:39.039 to go see a movie. And this is when the 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.039 tour just began. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:41.599 We're in the middle of nowhere, staying that like a 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:44.279 red roof in and we want to go see a 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.120 movie and there's no way to get around the town. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:47.440 I think it was might have been just like as 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.039 Uber was hitting it and it wasn't Uber in this 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:53.200 town or whatnot. And the girl was a fan, was 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.839 behind the front desk and we were talking. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:56.160 I was like, oh, there is a movie plane. She's like, yeah, 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:57.760 the theater. I was like it walk as sheas it's 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.840 like five miles away, and I was like, I was 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:00.480 like oh. I was like. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:02.000 I was like, oh, what time you're working till? And 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:03.440 she's like, oh I worked till seven. And it was like, 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.680 you know, it was like newt or whatever other Oh. 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:06.880 I think, so we can just borrow your car? 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:10.960 Then yeah, I guess I said, okay, And I just 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.039 stood there, Okay. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:17.119 So are you saying as a joke, are you kicking Tiress? 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.120 I really and then she gave us her keys and 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:20.279 I was like, alright, I'll drive it. I got it 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.479 and me and the boys wonderful as car. We filled 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.720 it up with gas, we brought it back. We gave her, 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.080 you know, we gave her some money and we said 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:28.680 thanks so much. We paid her what a taxi would be. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.400 It was so cool. But people like do things like that. 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:34.800 So now I always you're never gonna you know, you 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:36.640 have to always like try to kick the tires, as 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.600 you said, right, you have to ask people for help. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.360 If you need some. Yeah, so it's kind of fun 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.360 to see. But now as comedians, it's like, what can 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:44.560 we get away with right? 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:45.480 Right? 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:45.960 Right? Yeah? 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.880 Well no, you especially what can we get away with it? 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:50.680 I remember the first time was in Nashville. I was 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:55.240 stranded at a diner. I forget what happened. I'd been 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.520 drinking and I was at like a some diner off 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.840 the beaten path whatever. I was definitely sau uced, but 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:04.360 you know, hanging out. I was talking to this guy 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.880 at the counter and I'm sitting there and I'm like, 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.120 this is I had to I didn't have a cell 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:09.760 phone at the time. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:10.839 I mean, this is how long. 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.440 Ago I'd been doing it, maybe a year or two 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.080 in and I'm calling for a cab. I'm calling for 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:17.480 a cab. I'm calling for a cab and the guy 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.960 phone a payphone and the guy saw me. 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:20.880 He's like, he's like, are. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.120 You trying to get home? I'm like hey, He's like, 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:23.719 just get in the car. I'll take you home. I 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.880 was like really, He's like he's like yeah. I was like, 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:28.000 you sure. He's like, this is what we do around here. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:29.960 And I remember I always remembered him saying that. I 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.279 was like, it's such a nice thing. It's comforting. Yeah, 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.720 in the hotel and he said nothing's for free, and 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.200 I go, what do you mean? And he ends up 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.560 his pants and I was like, oh god, no, I 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:42.080 was quick. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:43.479 Yeah, it was quick. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:49.280 But yeah, that's how they're doing that town. Yeah. 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:49.960 I got out. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:50.760 I don't. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.160 I don't like there is a thing about that where 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.880 you're like you have to be careful of Like I 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:58.800 find that fine line when you're teaching kids about Like 0:06:58.839 --> 0:06:59.880 there's this woman in my. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.760 Apartment building that loves to give candy to my kids 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.120 when she sees them. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:06.040 I don't know her. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:06.960 She's in my building. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.600 I've seen her a lot as a dog. We talk 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:11.000 here and there. She's an older woman and she you know. 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.240 So I was taking the dogs for a walk right 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.480 in front, and I'm you know, dogs are right in 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:17.120 front of this glass. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:17.440 One doesn't. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.240 The kids are waiting inside because it was raining, so 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:20.600 I'm looking at them and here comes the woman. She 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.760 comes over and she gives them candy. And I walk 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.640 in and she was like, and she was like, oh, I. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:25.320 Gave them candy. 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.120 You know, he's enjoy that candy. It's okay. 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:28.560 She don't tell your dad like one of those like 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:30.280 you know. And I was like, yeah, I was like, 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:31.960 it's nice and sweet that that happened. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.240 I was like, but then like, it's weird too. I 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:36.600 don't want my kids taking candies from strangers, you know. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:41.120 So it was like, I wonder where that line is and. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.160 I We're never gonna believe this, but merediths here, Meredith, 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.360 she is your candies. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:47.920 But I wonder what it was like to live in 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:49.720 a time, as you said, like the flat boats, where 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.040 you didn't even have to think about that. 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.520 That's just the way people were. People were nice, people 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:56.440 wanted to help people. You weren't thinking people were dubious. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.320 There was a real sense of community back then. I 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:03.560 think because you're basically pioneers in these towns that are 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:07.480 bubbling up all across the country, and there's the hardships. 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.400 I mean, look, if you're twelve or thirteen, you're working. 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.840 Yeah at that age, if you're a if you're a 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:16.280 fourteen year old girl, you're getting married to somebody. In 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:19.720 the eighteen money farmers. Literally the life expectancy was so 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.000 much lower. I mean, life is crazy. And I think 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.760 I think the more you delve into the history of America, 0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:28.480 you see how you know these days it's so kind 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:32.680 of in fashion to dump on you know, pioneers and 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:34.520 they're coming over here and they're expanding into the West. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:37.840 But you really read about it, it's it's a fascinating 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:40.040 period of time and I don't know, it just makes 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:44.400 you appreciate all the innovations and I just think the 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:48.160 hard work that those people had to literally build a 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:50.240 country up. I mean, you go travel around the world, 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.000 people really forget we've only been around here for it 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:54.680 like plus years. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.559 Yeah, it's nuts. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.280 And then it comes to snake oil salesman and he 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.080 ruins everything there you go, you go you got headaches, 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:05.480 you got polio, take this you got here, this. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.520 Smelling herb on your and and. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.040 You wake up in the morning, you'll be fine. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:10.640 And he's gone. 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:13.120 And he's gone. He's in the he's in the wagon 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.520 onto the next town. And he ruined it for everybody, 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:16.160 by the. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:19.280 Way, great, great, great idea though. I mean, if you're 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.160 back in the day, you're away with anything. No, yeah, 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.680 yeah you're do you come in that wagon wheel, you 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.360 got your you got your infomercial set up, and for 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:30.840 everybody you know, pay me up. And then he's a scrubby. 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:35.040 Yeah the West, by the way, great, the one of 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:36.320 the best shows, Shark Tank. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:36.880 Did yes. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.559 Did you ever fall into any sort of like, uh, 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:45.600 did you? Were you around for the Magnets when people 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:47.600 were like, oh, if you sleep with this magnet pillow 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:49.160 to help get rid of your migraines, or oh, you 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.400 got arthritis, put this magnet elbow strap on. 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:54.200 Well, they have like the things for your knees and 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:58.560 the socks and the commercial actresses and then magnets. It's 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.560 like ribbling and I've never bought into I don't know 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:02.120 does it work? 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.640 Well, I didn't really buy into it. My Uh, my 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:06.880 brother in law did hard. 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.520 And he became like a magnet salesman for a minute. No, yeah, 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:11.160 and he was selling magnets, uh. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:19.880 Like magnetized fabric like he got he was selling magnet. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:23.240 He sold my aunt a magnet magnet mattress. No, I 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.920 swear to god, mattress, magnet infuse mattress like. 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:27.440 He was doing this and he's like, hey man, you 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.000 cant get on this magnet business. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.000 And I was like do I. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.480 I was like, I don't know if it's you know, 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:35.760 does it work? I don't think so. Have you tried it? 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.360 It's gone away? It was. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.600 It was a big It was a big thing on 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:40.600 the island for a while. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.840 But but so you did try it? 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.320 What ails you everything? Look at me? 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.560 No, come on, you have like no, no, no, you 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:49.760 mean I try to sell it. 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:49.800 No. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.720 I never tried it or tried to sell you never tried. 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:53.800 This is when I was way younger and and way 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.280 better condition. I'm like in my early twenties. 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.160 Yeah, why you look so surprised because I was in 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:58.800 better condition. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.920 You trying to imagine I'm trying to imagine Joe Ghatto 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:06.400 at peak condition, like peak Joe at birth down from 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.079 the What was the best shape you've ever been in 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:09.600 your life? 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:14.920 Round the best ship? 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:22.040 I think when I lived in La for a hot minute, 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.120 like two thousand and three, I did okay. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:25.679 I always in a little push ups. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.800 I lost some weight, but then I lost too much 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:29.480 weight because I couldn't afford to eat, and I. 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.640 Came home and I was a shiated in sick. So 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.200 I think it was like fifteen. It was probably about 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:34.520 two weeks in two thousand and three. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.559 You're doing the hiking, you're going out, and I was 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:39.480 running the track butting a shirt up to hear that's it, 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:40.520 let it flow said. 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:44.000 I never had muscle muscles, scrape, never had muscles. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:45.679 What was what was your game like in La? 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:47.160 Good? 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:47.920 Going out? 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:48.559 Yeah? I know. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.120 I was more making it happen? Where'd you go in La? 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.240 In La, I didn't really do an out and about 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.520 as much as I did at the house have people over. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:56.679 I did a lot of house party and I did 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.720 a lot of mo because we lived in a fun house. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:00.719 It was me and justin yeah, couple of friends and 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:01.040 then and. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.360 We would have people over. And I worked a lot. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:03.480 I worked at North Strum a lot. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:07.000 Did you ever pull a number at North Trum's where 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:07.440 you're working. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:08.760 Is that frowned upon? 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.280 Well, they have to give me their number to log 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.880 into the system, like what's your reward's number? 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:15.040 The number? 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.439 And I'm like, but you never called that? 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.400 I did once? You did once? Well she told me, 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:21.840 She's like, well you have my number like that, So 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:22.080 I did. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:22.679 Oh really? 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:23.000 Yeah? 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:23.959 And how that work out? 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.320 But we went on dat two? 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.120 Yeah, what happened physically? 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:28.280 Uh? 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:33.560 Light insertion, light insertion and it wasn't a having insertion. 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:34.280 It was light insertion. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:35.959 Uh no, I didn't really. 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:38.480 I was only out there for two years. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:44.760 Such a great It wasn't bzoncers out there? 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:53.240 Yeah, uh uh, it wasn't bzoncres. 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.520 You know. My years was in New York. 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.280 Now, let me ask you about the word bzoncres. It's 0:12:58.320 --> 0:12:59.640 banana and bonkers together. 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:00.720 It's just something the kids say. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.319 It's bizankers bizankres. 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:04.400 Okay, So my life was bazancres here in New York 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.280 before I left, you know, three yeah, yeah, before I left. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.280 Those are my bazancre years. I would say, my most bazancres. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:14.760 And how bizankre did it get go? Bazankaz No? 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.520 No, no, yeah, I was I don't know, I never 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:18.800 really had girlfriends, you know. 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.160 Because you were just such a pig. 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.800 I would say pig, I would say, a guy who. 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:26.200 You couldn't help yourself. Now you're in a hot streak. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:28.840 I was very I was huge. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:30.319 I was pretty funny and just. 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.680 Yeah, yeah, did they appreciate the jokes? 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:34.679 After you left? 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.080 They owned the laughter stopped and the tears start, tears began. 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:40.280 Yeah, and that's. 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.079 Not Bazankers, that's there. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.920 It's bazancers, not us bazankre. Yeah. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.320 Yeah, yeah, I uh no, I think I had never 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.559 had but you had, like cereal you we spoke about this, 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:53.240 but you went relationship to a relationship right a lot. 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.960 I had a little hot run for a while. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:56.240 Wow. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:58.120 I mean when I started doing stand up, it was 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.320 like I was fresh out of college and as a 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.040 guy that never really did well in high school of college, 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:05.959 I was like you in La. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:08.240 It was. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.080 So so I then all of a sudden, you doing 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.880 stand up and you're you know, you're on stage in 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:16.959 New York City, and then all of a sudden it 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.080 kind of started clicking. So I yeah, I uh, I 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.200 had fun for a while and then and then it 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.360 just gets tiring. It's just like how many times are 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:28.520 you going to have the same same eight eight conversation? 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:28.960 Same? 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.640 Like like I was dating so much that I was 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.560 just like I had it down to a formula of like, Okay, 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:36.640 here's the questions I'm going to ask. I never wrote 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.080 it down to what it was, just like this has 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:39.760 always worked in the past. We'll just keep doing this, 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:45.800 and then you know there'd be light insertion, some heavy lights. 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:48.440 So is there insertion? 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:53.280 Insertion? Sometimes I was being inserted upon and I was 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.280 establishing I don't like insertion. 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:59.160 No insertion zone. They they U. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:02.000 I will say the if you look at like dating 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:03.960 and how it's been throughout the years, we're talking about 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.000 the pioneers, right, and now you look at how like 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.840 people date today. Could you imagine like you're like, hey, 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:10.080 you want to come on this boat with me? They 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:12.440 say yes, then you're married, Like that's how it happens back. 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.760 Yeah, yeah, that's a Facebook. I know, like back in 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:15.400 the day, it's. 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.200 Like, right, you go on one date and then like 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:18.600 that's your that's dating. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.240 In the seventies. Yeah, it's like oh okay, yeah, this 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.400 is Marie. She grew up down the street and we 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:25.960 got married at twenty. It's like, yeah, you didn't have Facebook. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:27.680 I mean, can you imagine I LO was. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:28.360 In your high school? 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:32.480 See, we we didn't get we didn't have apps. No, 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:37.600 we're pre how but bzoncres, bizoncres. Would it have been 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.680 to be on an app and just scroll and hit 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.000 and say meet me at Like if I had an 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:46.400 app when I was in my twenties and I'm like, hey, 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:49.040 maybe at the comedy shower tonight, you know, bring a 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:50.040 friend or two if you want. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:51.360 Or you will meet up, have some trip. 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:54.440 I mean, yeah, easier I'd be going bzonkers. 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:56.400 You would be bzoncers. Yeah. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:58.240 But the thing about you that you did would stand 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:59.600 up and I think that is is that you'd have 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:02.080