Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh yeah, I want to get all tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna bush girl when you reach your world.
Speaker 1: Marian coming to you from my bushie garage summer in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. And I went to a grocery store
Speaker 1: today for the first time since March, and uh, let
Speaker 1: me tell you, it was so exciting. Nobody was there.
Speaker 1: There was so many items I might go all the time.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Um, I've been looking forward to this
Speaker 1: all week. Can I just say this is the highlight
Speaker 1: of my week? I mean, really, this is this and
Speaker 1: this season is really bringing me a lot of joy. Uh.
Speaker 1: What a combo of people. I am just so razzled.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who to introduced first. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with this guy, Will he ever find love? I mean,
Speaker 1: he was the Bachelor of the Year and the Bachelor
Speaker 1: of the Year twenty nineteen. After the podcast, he's the
Speaker 1: Bachelor of the year. It's hard in the pandemic. Um,
Speaker 1: you know him from Supernatural, you know him from Bosch,
Speaker 1: She's gonna know him upcoming and all sorts of Netflix things.
Speaker 1: Our favorite man of our hearts, Rob better day. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, still much, still looking, still looking for love.
Speaker 1: I mean some one of these days you're gonna find
Speaker 1: it wrong. I believe in you. I believe in you.
Speaker 1: Are you loving Taitia? I'm so excited. I love her
Speaker 1: so much. She might be my favorite ever certainly in
Speaker 1: a while. Like ye, she's awesome and like Claire was
Speaker 1: really stressed me out. She just she really stressed me out.
Speaker 1: So uh yeah, it's just so nice to have uh,
Speaker 1: you know, smoke show, smoke show, and you know what,
Speaker 1: as as much of an idiot as uh Chasen is. Um,
Speaker 1: she is a smoke show. He's not wrong. A perfect
Speaker 1: word to describe the smoke show that is ta And
Speaker 1: and he's in her inter Wolverine I like to call it,
Speaker 1: I mean inter Wolverine. He is such a dummy, I
Speaker 1: you know what, he's Moy Colliento and I'm in into that. Also,
Speaker 1: speaking of Moy Coliento, Uh, there's a woman that just
Speaker 1: keeps us on our toes and she is such a
Speaker 1: breaking thrill. She is Secretary of State of the WILLI
Speaker 1: accept this road podcast universe? She is my best friend.
Speaker 1: She is she is Sadie and I mean just the most.
Speaker 1: We had the most was fun doing Thrilling Adventure Hour.
Speaker 1: I was a surprise guest. We had the best time.
Speaker 1: And um, she's coming to us with a beautiful blonde wig,
Speaker 1: and I'm here for it. I I say, pandemic blond wig.
Speaker 1: I love it on her. I love her as a brunette.
Speaker 1: I love her as a blond. Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite,
Speaker 1: your obsession. You write us all the time. Where is
Speaker 1: she here? She is? Hadget Brewster. What an introduction, I mean,
Speaker 1: everybody needs to know a little love in the pandems.
Speaker 1: Come on, you were fabulous in Thrilling Adventure Hour. Thank
Speaker 1: you were fantastic. Thank you so much. I had the
Speaker 1: best time and I loved it. I just have so
Speaker 1: much fun doing it. And talk about super fans that
Speaker 1: that show has super fans. Um, all right, there is
Speaker 1: a gentleman that joined us for the first time a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago. Um, we just adore him and the
Speaker 1: text threads that have happened. I didn't even I I
Speaker 1: knew that he would fit right in, and I knew
Speaker 1: that he would enjoy this because I know that he
Speaker 1: loves pop culture like I like pop culture. I did
Speaker 1: not anticipate getting a text two days after he joined
Speaker 1: us as the Rookie of the season that he would
Speaker 1: then immediately go to let Keene, to a resort for
Speaker 1: a getaway and send us photos reading my book Little
Speaker 1: Miss a Little Compton, available world wide right now, anywhere
Speaker 1: outside of the l Presidente Suite. And he did. He
Speaker 1: did confirm that it is confusing and that Dale might
Speaker 1: have been telling the truth. Ladies and gentlemen. He's hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's a brilliant stand up. He is. All of us
Speaker 1: have been on his podcast, so you could go back
Speaker 1: and listen to past episodes and get houked and then
Speaker 1: join all the future ones of Doug Loves Movies. Ladies
Speaker 1: and Gentlemen, Rookie of the Season. We're so glad he's here,
Speaker 1: Doug Benson, I mean, do not Pasco go right to
Speaker 1: like kin to resort was so strong, so strong, strong
Speaker 1: happened so so we so he was literally he had
Speaker 1: not watched the season with Bachelor and like ever, no,
Speaker 1: he watched a couple of like in the beginning, but
Speaker 1: it had been like a decade and so he I
Speaker 1: did his podcast and he was like, I'm thinking about
Speaker 1: watching the bachelorrette during the pandemic, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, do you want to be our rookie
Speaker 1: this season? And he said yes, So he came on
Speaker 1: with Paget and Jerry. Katie mentioned that she'd been to Laquita,
Speaker 1: and then literally the next day we started getting photos
Speaker 1: from Doug and his adorable girlfriend Alicia all over the
Speaker 1: resort and he went right there literally the next day.
Speaker 1: And I think Jerry, who's our rookie of the year,
Speaker 1: was a little I think he almost was threatened in
Speaker 1: a good way that like we've never seen such a
Speaker 1: strong commitment like episode one right to Laquita. Now, Paget's
Speaker 1: been to where they filmed Paradise down in Salita, but
Speaker 1: she's already been a fan for a while. He was
Speaker 1: one episode in and he booked a room. Tell us everything,
Speaker 1: Doug Benson. Laquita is a resort that has been there
Speaker 1: for so long that the city it's in was named
Speaker 1: after it. It's in Lakita, California, because the resort named
Speaker 1: Laquina came first. My god, it used to be it
Speaker 1: used to be the haven for show business types to
Speaker 1: go and escape and uh, you know, just live in
Speaker 1: one of those cottages, as you could see watching the show,
Speaker 1: pretty much every single spot on the grounds. Katie told
Speaker 1: me about this. This is what got me so excited.
Speaker 1: There's like twenty seven pools there or something like that,
Speaker 1: so almost you almost get your own private pool no
Speaker 1: matter where you stay in the resort, and there's signs
Speaker 1: everywhere they say la Casa this way, and I finally
Speaker 1: asked somebody what does that mean? What's Lacasa? And that's
Speaker 1: where Greta Garbo lived when she was not talking to
Speaker 1: anybody at Makinta. Now question you said, Now, Paget and
Speaker 1: I are extra nutty about COVID. We are really weird.
Speaker 1: Precaution City. You said you thought we could do a
Speaker 1: socially distanced podcast getaway and not get COVID if we
Speaker 1: all went to Lakinta, that this would be the place
Speaker 1: to do it as a podcast. It's it's got so
Speaker 1: much wide open space because there's some people staying there
Speaker 1: that were like not you know, into the mask thing,
Speaker 1: and we just always take a different path and not
Speaker 1: have to go near anybody. And like a lot of hotels,
Speaker 1: when you check in, they're all behind plexiglass like a bank. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's in that room. It's funny they have to cover
Speaker 1: it up for the show. But the room where the
Speaker 1: road ceremonies take place is just the room where you
Speaker 1: check into the hotel. Oh, so where do you where
Speaker 1: do you think that like the fight when they all
Speaker 1: got oiled up and fought, like, where was that? I
Speaker 1: think that's banquet room that we tried to go into,
Speaker 1: but it was all locked up. But we could fireplace.
Speaker 1: We tried to find every spot you know that you
Speaker 1: see a lot if you don't. I was asking you
Speaker 1: didn't go on? Did you go on a weekend or
Speaker 1: a week night? And what's sort of the price range?
Speaker 1: Price point that we're dealing with with Laquinta went on
Speaker 1: the weekend? Uh, it's part of it's considered a Hilton property. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's part of the what's their fistory. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: waldorfer Storia. So I, as a traveling comedian, have you know,
Speaker 1: built up a lot of you know points with Hilton.
Speaker 1: I love this for you. So we got I got
Speaker 1: a room that was supposed to be in the three
Speaker 1: to four hundred dollars at night range, But as soon
Speaker 1: as we got there, they're like we would like to
Speaker 1: upgrade you you have that fireplace. I really liked the
Speaker 1: room that I picked out, so I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. We'll stick with the room that
Speaker 1: we picked And then we went to the room. And
Speaker 1: this was Halloween weekend, so there was just for some reason,
Speaker 1: the room we were in was overlooking where every child
Speaker 1: within a hundred radius was rooming pumpkins and screaming and yelling.
Speaker 1: So we're like, this is not relaxing. Can you move
Speaker 1: us to that other room you mentioned It was an
Speaker 1: upgrade and we got this super huge, amazing room for
Speaker 1: the lower price. All right, we gotta go with a
Speaker 1: full kitchen. Wow, bring your own groceries, you know, if
Speaker 1: you barely need to leave your room because you're right
Speaker 1: outside your door. I love this for us, and and
Speaker 1: and the uh, both the living room and the bedroom
Speaker 1: have working fireplaces to fireplaces. These guys got it easy
Speaker 1: because normally there's like ten guys in one room on
Speaker 1: bunk beds, ten bodybuilding guys in rooms on a bunk
Speaker 1: bed and and in the Yeah, and now they got
Speaker 1: like full suite, like ka, the pandemic really worked out
Speaker 1: for them. Yeah, it's um it's pretty nice, and I
Speaker 1: definitely threw some detective work. I think that they'd show
Speaker 1: shots that say l Presidente and say that Claire was
Speaker 1: in there, But I think Claire was somewhere else on
Speaker 1: the property and they just bring her over there for
Speaker 1: her like dates and stuff, so that the guys wouldn't know,
Speaker 1: you know, where she actually lives. Did you? Was this
Speaker 1: something you found out from staff members that lived there
Speaker 1: that work there? Hardly talk to anybody because also the
Speaker 1: people that worked there there didn't seem to be a
Speaker 1: vibe of excitement about the bachelorette having good shot there.
Speaker 1: My hometown had a date that didn't even meant it
Speaker 1: didn't say Little Compton and they filmed they it was
Speaker 1: Hannah by Season on the boat with Hot with Hunky Hunky,
Speaker 1: what's it? Tyler? Tyler and Hannah b had a date
Speaker 1: in my hometown, and no one from my hometown would
Speaker 1: tell me about it. They were all like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: they filmed down by the port. I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: fucking Katie? Like what? Like? Nobody cared? Nobody cared, And
Speaker 1: I was just enraged also with us today, Can I
Speaker 1: just say Dr Tanna Banana and a Banana hose ni
Speaker 1: All because of you, Dr Banana, I got a flu
Speaker 1: shot today and I've never gotten one. And because my doctor,
Speaker 1: Doctor Banana hose ni A told me to get it
Speaker 1: and I got one just now at CVS because of you, doctor. Now,
Speaker 1: more than ever, everyone should shot tell me to get it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about it, but I
Speaker 1: but I consider you my spiritual advisor and my physician
Speaker 1: and my financial advisor. So he told me to go on.
Speaker 1: So I got it. More so than anything, it is
Speaker 1: for young children and older people, so you just don't
Speaker 1: go around. You know, I don't go out of my house.
Speaker 1: But there we go all through with us. We have
Speaker 1: Katie levi A bringing it. Yes, get a flu shot.
Speaker 1: I went to a drive got a shot. It was
Speaker 1: great which TV. Yes, this morning, I got it. I'll
Speaker 1: let you know how I feel. Mexic I did write it.
Speaker 1: I do it the one year I didn't do it
Speaker 1: last year. I still think I might have had COVID
Speaker 1: in January when we were in San Francisco for Sketch Best.
Speaker 1: It was. I was just barely over it when I
Speaker 1: went to San Francisco for Sketch Best. But it was
Speaker 1: a flu that felt like I was dying. And Steve
Speaker 1: had it while I was in San Francisco and he
Speaker 1: was like, I feel like I'm dying. I don't know
Speaker 1: how I've heard that I've had the real flu and
Speaker 1: you feel like you're dying. I have had. When I
Speaker 1: tore in Too, Alaska, some woman in a bar said
Speaker 1: to me, I don't have aids and i've I've only
Speaker 1: slept with one person and then she mouth kissed me
Speaker 1: in a bar and then I immediately got the flue.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa it coming in hot I immediately
Speaker 1: got the Alaska hag flue. I was with Jeff Dye,
Speaker 1: who I think was kissed me and not him. But anyway,
Speaker 1: before we get going, I'm gonna tell you guys, I
Speaker 1: see over Doug Benson's shoulder my book Little Missie. There
Speaker 1: is an event this Friday. It's you Can It's a
Speaker 1: virtual event. It's a book reading. It's at five pm
Speaker 1: Pacific for this Friday, with hosted by Sandra sing Low.
Speaker 1: Rob just showed it. Sander sing Low is hosting it,
Speaker 1: and it's me and Annabelle Gurwitch. We're gonna be doing readings.
Speaker 1: I think you have to get a ticket. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's much money. We'll put it on our Facebook page,
Speaker 1: but please come tell your friends there we go, all right,
Speaker 1: you guys, but also I want to acknowledge gossip before
Speaker 1: we get going. There's our rookie of the season coming
Speaker 1: in hot. Twice he goes to Laquita. He also sends
Speaker 1: me a link that Dale has been spotted out with
Speaker 1: models in New York City, and then um, somebody else
Speaker 1: sent me like he was spotted again. Now in the
Speaker 1: second one he has a ring. The second one, I
Speaker 1: felt like it was a plant because it said Dale
Speaker 1: represented by will Almina models, Like I think they were.
Speaker 1: I think they called the paparazzi on themselves. In the
Speaker 1: second one and it had he had a wedding ring on.
Speaker 1: I think I think trying, and he was with two models,
Speaker 1: but I think it was him normalizing. No, I'm a model,
Speaker 1: I hang with models. I'm having their coworkers. But the
Speaker 1: first one, the first one was like him canoodling like
Speaker 1: at a bar and so with no photos. But like
Speaker 1: I think the second one was staged with a ring
Speaker 1: on to make it feel like coworkers. Doug, what do
Speaker 1: you think, Yeah, it's all very strange to me. Also,
Speaker 1: it hasn't really been picked up by any American publications.
Speaker 1: It's both Both of those stories are out of the
Speaker 1: UK for some Paget dail that's a daily mail. They're
Speaker 1: usually right, aren't they, Paget Do you do you say?
Speaker 1: I do you know? Sometimes? Well, they're spelling is atrocious,
Speaker 1: so it makes me question sometimes I have their facts straight?
Speaker 1: What do you think, Rob? Are they married? Are they
Speaker 1: now married? No? But they were on last week saying
Speaker 1: that they were like house hunt, saying in Sacramentos the
Speaker 1: rings supposed to say that we did it, we went
Speaker 1: and got married. Oh, that's a really good we know that.
Speaker 1: You're right, men don't wear rings. That's so heavy handed
Speaker 1: of trying to show that he's with her. They'll be public.
Speaker 1: I think he wants a couple of Pep People magazine things,
Speaker 1: and then he'll be out in like three months. So
Speaker 1: you don't think they're not gonna they're not gonna last.
Speaker 1: I don't know they get if they stay together for
Speaker 1: two years, they get to keep that ring. You split it,
Speaker 1: they get to sell it and split it. I bet
Speaker 1: that ring was what two That thing looks like a
Speaker 1: car that was a giant ring. But still I don't
Speaker 1: know that he if he's already connoodling with models, she's
Speaker 1: all in. She is not taking it, and I don't
Speaker 1: think she has the cool within her too fake it.
Speaker 1: While he's like just to get a ring, I think
Speaker 1: Claire is I will not, you know, like, I don't
Speaker 1: see her being able to roll with that just to
Speaker 1: get the profits of a ring. Yeah, Doug, overall, what
Speaker 1: did you think of before we get going of the
Speaker 1: four episode arc of Claire? Um? You know, I think
Speaker 1: it's it was good in that it makes Tasha look
Speaker 1: even better. Yeah yeah, and it makes the men look
Speaker 1: a little less insane that they're fighting over somebody that
Speaker 1: seems worth fighting over now, you know. But it also
Speaker 1: it's a very good point that keeps being brought up,
Speaker 1: is that like, well, are they just gonna fall in
Speaker 1: love with whoever has chosen to be the bachelorette? Because
Speaker 1: are they? What are their real intentions? You know? Are
Speaker 1: they doing it for Instagram likes? Well? I mean I
Speaker 1: think that's the few that we're all in on on
Speaker 1: Claire that then quickly switched teams. Um give it, I
Speaker 1: have what a romantic guy to pivot. Dr Tanna Banana.
Speaker 1: Dr Tanna Banana. So last week when we hosted our show,
Speaker 1: we had Greg Grunberg back, and we had Dean and
Speaker 1: Jared on, and it turned into like a start. I
Speaker 1: had never thought of my left I'd be hosting a
Speaker 1: Star Wars podcast, but Jared was such a Star Wars fan.
Speaker 1: But doctor and and they all really loved the guy
Speaker 1: that threw the burned the dress. Dr Banana, you can
Speaker 1: speak freely now. The guy that you freaked out, that
Speaker 1: freaked you out, Jason that left. Did you end up
Speaker 1: feeling better about him when he left and all the
Speaker 1: guys were like, you're a changed man? Or did he
Speaker 1: still freak you out? I mean no, I I just
Speaker 1: think his energy comes off as very chaotic at times,
Speaker 1: and it's like like I think he needs to go
Speaker 1: home and get therapy, like really figure out like the
Speaker 1: fact that like being like I'm manipulative like to a
Speaker 1: woman like that was so much of like a push
Speaker 1: to fall in love with her, Like that's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well you need to kind of work out why everybody
Speaker 1: talks that. Yeah, Like I mean also like why just
Speaker 1: being able to be like I feel it was enough
Speaker 1: to be like, I love you like it there needed
Speaker 1: He needs to kind of really almost break himself down
Speaker 1: to understand why it's not gonna happen. Yeah, no it won't,
Speaker 1: but hopefully you have Maybe if he watches himself back,
Speaker 1: he'll be like, oh, I need therapy. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he could. Maybe you know, so I feel
Speaker 1: like this, I like this process is actually good for
Speaker 1: some people. Maybe he would. I have in paradise here.
Speaker 1: When we were opening up, Tasia in a dress that
Speaker 1: I want so badly. It was like a day dress.
Speaker 1: She was so cute. It was like green and white
Speaker 1: and kind of blousy, and she's just she is a
Speaker 1: smoke show. She's adorable. She's coming up, she's looking for
Speaker 1: her husband material. She's reminiscing about Brandon and she was saying,
Speaker 1: he is husband material. I mean paget, Rob and Doug,
Speaker 1: are you loving Brandon as much as I'm loving Brandon?
Speaker 1: The roofer that went on the horse Day? Rob bennedicts,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about Brandon? I love him? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: My first reaction to him was that there's something maybe
Speaker 1: off about him, like he kind of looks like he's
Speaker 1: like not real bright. And then he starts talking. He's like,
Speaker 1: he actually seems like someone i'd hang out with, Like
Speaker 1: he's kind of how this is such a humor, the
Speaker 1: whole thing at the the end where they did he
Speaker 1: read did the horses thing with her at the end,
Speaker 1: like that was hilarious. So he's actually really funny guy.
Speaker 1: My question is where's he from? What's that act? Alright?
Speaker 1: That's oh yeah, okay, total meth. I love it. I
Speaker 1: always like it when they have a decent personality and
Speaker 1: he actually seems like a cool dude. He reminds me
Speaker 1: of like one of the nice guys from home that's
Speaker 1: like he's not there for inste He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I felt damage because I got divorced. And then like
Speaker 1: you know, oh my god, look at that. You felt
Speaker 1: the same way too. Do you love Brandon the Roofer?
Speaker 1: Like I love Brandon Roofer. I like him. I was,
Speaker 1: you know, disappointed that this episode, like he you know,
Speaker 1: he really was like kind of sidelined for a while,
Speaker 1: so I was happy to see that she still seems
Speaker 1: into him, and and at they ended with the the
Speaker 1: horse bit. But I just he was one of the
Speaker 1: ones that's the hardest for me to remember his name.
Speaker 1: He does not look like a Brandon, No, not at all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you love Brandon Padget? I like Brandon. It's a
Speaker 1: little early for me to say I love him. I
Speaker 1: have other favorite horses in this race, easy, who's he
Speaker 1: surprised me? It's easy? Your favorite horse? No? Right now?
Speaker 1: My favorite after after last night's show. My favorite is
Speaker 1: Joe that we'll get too later and I'm sure who
Speaker 1: is Joe is Asian Joe. I think he's funny and
Speaker 1: also buff. When he took his clothes off because I
Speaker 1: love I love Joe. Okay, when he was like when
Speaker 1: they were turning to like psyche each other up and
Speaker 1: he's like, I think you're a nice guy. I love
Speaker 1: that he's a very strong chest alive in New York City,
Speaker 1: like during COVID, like he didn't he didn anests aologists.
Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, so um taste is so cute. I
Speaker 1: want her dress. So they go in and there's like
Speaker 1: this mannequin and so they have a group date. These
Speaker 1: guys come to the group date. There's this mannequin there
Speaker 1: with like a with a baby sling and like flowers,
Speaker 1: like by the way, again, they filmed this one, it
Speaker 1: was like a hundred and ninety eight degrees out, so
Speaker 1: everything had to be inside or at night, like it
Speaker 1: was so hot. Like this is the story of one
Speaker 1: woman and her quest for love and then the baby
Speaker 1: sling this woman is looking for a grown ass man.
Speaker 1: How into the How amused were they by the phrase
Speaker 1: grown ass man? Doug didn't hurt your sensibility as a comedian.
Speaker 1: It just was too much of a go to go
Speaker 1: to through the entire episode. Like if if that had
Speaker 1: been a drinking game phrase, people would get left up
Speaker 1: because they just said it every chance they can. And
Speaker 1: then Chris Harrison Watson is like grown ass man. It's
Speaker 1: like enough with the grown and you put a comment
Speaker 1: there and it totally changes it. Grown as Crown asked man, Well,
Speaker 1: we have an asked man. Our our friends are new friends.
Speaker 1: Ashley I and Jared kated. She looked good. She is
Speaker 1: so stunning and her booty look good in them. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't like learn how to rock a highwaist of
Speaker 1: jean and a heel, you know, like I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm learning how to be a woman from the Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: I need a new fashion when was that that we
Speaker 1: were with them? Was that this year January? We were
Speaker 1: with Ashley I in December when we did our draft
Speaker 1: picks right before the holiday. Okay, dream she did she
Speaker 1: have to go on quarantine for fourteen days like I
Speaker 1: think everybody did. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they both had to.
Speaker 1: Yeah we wanted that gig. Yeah. I tried to get it.
Speaker 1: I pitched my services to teach them improv. But I
Speaker 1: they'd already pitched out, they'd already let they'd already done
Speaker 1: their schedule. So then we see Bennett starts bragging like
Speaker 1: a real dipshit who has actually grown on me, by
Speaker 1: the way, but he was like schools not challenging. I
Speaker 1: went to Harvard, don't get me wrong, but like, uh,
Speaker 1: I think that this is gonna be a piece of cake.
Speaker 1: And then he was such a dip shit. Literally I
Speaker 1: can't tell you the number of um tweets we got,
Speaker 1: which made me happy that basically we're like, did Lori
Speaker 1: Laughlin get Ben into Harvard? There were so many felicity
Speaker 1: off memory Laughlin like Harvard scandal, like you know, like
Speaker 1: this dipshit he I mean I could get the number
Speaker 1: of roses. I got the number of roses to hand out.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have spelled limousine right, but
Speaker 1: like they weren't rocket science. And then he was sort
Speaker 1: of gaslighting, going, that's a poorly worded question, Like it's
Speaker 1: like not really, all these guys got it right, and
Speaker 1: he was such a ding dong. How satisfying. Wasn't watching
Speaker 1: this blowhard not getting the answers right? Doug Benson, Well,
Speaker 1: that was the That's the fun of show, is they
Speaker 1: really like lean into making somebody talk on and on
Speaker 1: about something that they're gonna that's gonna make them look
Speaker 1: bad ultimately. Like as soon as they were against talking
Speaker 1: about how easy this was gonna be, I was like,
Speaker 1: they're setting him up. I'm gonna take him fall here.
Speaker 1: But then he I thought he handled it all right.
Speaker 1: Like I agree with you. I'm starting to like that guy.
Speaker 1: It gets my better judgment. I mean, I will say
Speaker 1: Jared was here last week and and they brought up
Speaker 1: Bennett and I said, I really liked then he was
Speaker 1: like I met him in person. Ben, it's great, you
Speaker 1: mean better. You don't want to like Bennett. It's like Ben,
Speaker 1: it's a blast. And I thought, all right, And Jared
Speaker 1: seemed like a nice guy. I was like, okay, I
Speaker 1: buy that. Um. So then they start going and he's
Speaker 1: like it's a poorly poorly worded question and um. And
Speaker 1: then they have to do this thing where they tie
Speaker 1: like there's like a belt and they're like it's like
Speaker 1: a tug of war, but like like a harness and
Speaker 1: belt situation. And I like this more than I like
Speaker 1: the future wrestling. I don't like ones where people could
Speaker 1: actually get hurt. But this was this is the level
Speaker 1: of physicality I could handle. I would actually like to
Speaker 1: do this against like Anna, like or like against my
Speaker 1: friend Laurie. I would I know I want to win
Speaker 1: because I'm not that strong, but like, I think it's
Speaker 1: sort of funny. I did not mind the dragging of
Speaker 1: the belt trying to get the rose. I felt sorry
Speaker 1: for the people that were up against the like giant
Speaker 1: guys like Ben, but um, Paget Brewster, howd oh Tanna?
Speaker 1: I know. I was just gonna say, you have very
Speaker 1: strong legs, so I would not want to go up
Speaker 1: against you. That's why I think it'd be fun to
Speaker 1: see my legs would actually a very strong I could
Speaker 1: get low to the ground, I could beat Ed with
Speaker 1: my chicken legs Katie. I see Katie coming in with
Speaker 1: a microphone. Well, I was gonna say, Ed needs needs
Speaker 1: to stop skipping leg day. The man's like a triangle.
Speaker 1: It was just like insane. I was like, dude, like
Speaker 1: a rosy And I used to go to the gym
Speaker 1: and I'd see these like muff guys just doing nothing
Speaker 1: but body workouts. And I was like, do some leg
Speaker 1: just do workout? Come on calling him chicken leg What
Speaker 1: can they do it as a person you've never been
Speaker 1: picked for a sports team. And my wife like I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, yes, Rob that addict. He was just
Speaker 1: so he's so cartoony, like he's even though shot him
Speaker 1: doing the like shoulder things. Oh my god, he was
Speaker 1: doing this yeah, breathing on some point and it's like
Speaker 1: lu Figno, who does he look like? He does look
Speaker 1: like every Italian guy from like like you know kid
Speaker 1: who was that gymnast was there? Like a or the
Speaker 1: swimmer like a diver? What's his name? Greg? Greg lu Gaines.
Speaker 1: He's like Rocky's little brother. I got resting dumb face
Speaker 1: him and chasing Bold. They get so many shots of
Speaker 1: them just looking stupid. Yeah, it's such a joy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it's like this the buffist guy who seems to
Speaker 1: not know how to work out, Like it doesn't make sense,
Speaker 1: like everything about him is confusing. Well, you know, someone
Speaker 1: later say that he had show muscles, doesn't chase him
Speaker 1: later on say show muscles muscles like that, Like this
Speaker 1: is such a world that I don't hang with of
Speaker 1: like you know, I hang with men in Batman shirts.
Speaker 1: I don't know the difference been a real muscle and
Speaker 1: a show muscle, like muscles and muscles my mom, like
Speaker 1: show muscles mean, I guess you've never been on like
Speaker 1: a team, like you do it just to like get
Speaker 1: an Instagram shot, but you've never been like a linebacker.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is that so? I actually first heard
Speaker 1: it from Shamar Moore, who was on Criminal Minds and
Speaker 1: now is the lead guy on SWAT. He flat out said,
Speaker 1: I'm not strong. These are all show muscles, Like there
Speaker 1: are workouts that build the areas of your body. You're
Speaker 1: not Actually you don't have great endurance. He's not that strong,
Speaker 1: And he would flat out say I'd never heard of
Speaker 1: it before, but he admitted he was, like, these muscles
Speaker 1: are all for show. I can't. I can't lift that
Speaker 1: guy like Ben Ben is like genuinely buff. Like if
Speaker 1: you looked at his legs, his legs were really good,
Speaker 1: they were like very strong. His forearms were strong. Like
Speaker 1: he looks like he's like genuinely fit, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And Ed really does just look like it's
Speaker 1: just right here and that's it. He just does bench press.
Speaker 1: That's it. I want to say. It's time about criminal
Speaker 1: mind my obsession. If you guys don't follow a Paget
Speaker 1: on Twitter, you are really missing out. Here is one
Speaker 1: that really just tick the other. Here's the magic of
Speaker 1: Paget because it's also like because my brain, I think
Speaker 1: of her as my head of Like she's like my um,
Speaker 1: the head of like security in my life. Like when
Speaker 1: when the can't I talked to Paget and I was like,
Speaker 1: she tells me what to do. Ready. This was a
Speaker 1: tweet from a couple of nights ago. Guys, if you're
Speaker 1: ever stabbed with a knife, leave the knife in. If
Speaker 1: you take the knife out, then you will start to bleed.
Speaker 1: I'm only an actress, but I learned a lot from cops,
Speaker 1: some crazy crew members, and FBI agents. I love that
Speaker 1: that just got tweeted up out of the blue, just
Speaker 1: as like a helpful service. And you know what, I
Speaker 1: never would have thought of it. My first instinct would
Speaker 1: be to get the knife out. No, you can't go
Speaker 1: to leave it in. And now I know that that's
Speaker 1: what if you if you don't fallow Paget, did you know,
Speaker 1: would you try to take the knife out, Doug Benson?
Speaker 1: If you got sad? Well, it's funny because that very
Speaker 1: situation occurs in the premiere of Big Sky, which was
Speaker 1: on after The Bachelorette. Lass was good. He just pulls
Speaker 1: it out. Oh, I didn't see that. It was a
Speaker 1: good lot, a big plot point. I'm not spoiling too much,
Speaker 1: but somebody just pulls a knife out of themselves and
Speaker 1: they Padget should have been there to give that advice.
Speaker 1: Did he get hurt? He seemed fine to be an
Speaker 1: onset advisor? Um, did you like that show? Uh? It
Speaker 1: had a very shocking ending that I warned in advance. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, And then it was one of the shows
Speaker 1: that ultimately it's going to be about the show's about
Speaker 1: sex trafficking. So I'm gonna pass on that. Um on
Speaker 1: a on an interview, I guess with kt l A
Speaker 1: or something. The other day before the show premiered, one
Speaker 1: of the actresses said, what the spoiler was, all right,
Speaker 1: maybe i'll watch it. We'll see Okay, okay, don't you
Speaker 1: see the other you see the other actors go, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. So that wasn't me. I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: was the person to reveal a spoiler. Told ABC publicity
Speaker 1: told me not to tell anybody, and I'm not even anywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you're gonna be playing that part
Speaker 1: season two, Doug. You don't know. Maybe they're your loyalty.
Speaker 1: You're just you're just a show series regular. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: your show series regular. So then we have the third
Speaker 1: part of The Grown ass Man is breakfast in bed
Speaker 1: and Bennett shows up in a robe. Jason comes with
Speaker 1: the shirt off and he says, I'm the main course
Speaker 1: for breakfast, which I was like, no, I want breast,
Speaker 1: I want breakfast. Um. And then Bennett so then she
Speaker 1: came in. He had a robe, he made her beignets
Speaker 1: from Beignier, and then she goes, Bennett is bougie, I'm bougie,
Speaker 1: and he's like, this is what it's like con Chateau Beigner.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind that. I felt like she liked John
Speaker 1: Paul Jones. Is the same lane of the highway, you know. Um.
Speaker 1: So then my favorite twist of the episode happens, and
Speaker 1: it continued for the rest of the episode. They gave
Speaker 1: the man child a doll to ed literally proceeded to
Speaker 1: bring the doll with him everywhere, alluding to the cocktail party.
Speaker 1: And and one of our fans pointed out that is
Speaker 1: he named the baby Carlos, and um one of the
Speaker 1: fans pointed out that at the brocktail party, Carlos was
Speaker 1: changed into formal wear. Oh my god, I mean that's insane.
Speaker 1: So that I love the sound effects. Did the baby
Speaker 1: actually make that noise? I don't think so. So the
Speaker 1: baby is crying it, I will say, even though he's
Speaker 1: such a knob, and you never want to be the
Speaker 1: one that's like that, You're never like if you're the snitch,
Speaker 1: like snitches get stitches, and by that means you're gonna
Speaker 1: get cut like. You don't want to be the one
Speaker 1: that like wins someone's heart by snitching. However, I did
Speaker 1: find it enduring how protective he was of his baby doll.
Speaker 1: And how he literally was like, I'm sure he could
Speaker 1: have easily not brought it to the cocktail like it was.
Speaker 1: I think just for the rest of the afternoon. He
Speaker 1: was like, no, I've got to take care of baby Carlos,
Speaker 1: I know, and he's like fighting, He's fighting with Chason
Speaker 1: while he's like and like bouncing he needs to. At
Speaker 1: one point as a reason can not find he says, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm holding a baby. And quite honestly, it was his
Speaker 1: most endearing quality was him baby like proudly. He wasn't ashamed.
Speaker 1: I feel like he was almost proud to win it,
Speaker 1: and that like it was if he could have zipped
Speaker 1: his lip, I feel like he actually would have won
Speaker 1: points for being such a good sport about it. But
Speaker 1: he was such a little knob that but yeah, him
Speaker 1: and the baby was like it was living for the baby.
Speaker 1: So Bennett one and he gave her a giant kiss
Speaker 1: on the lips and then um he wore the rogue
Speaker 1: to the cocktail party and Chason was past and he
Speaker 1: was like, your kiss was cringe e man, nice robe.
Speaker 1: And then uh so then she comes up and Bennett,
Speaker 1: who I had sort of like, sort of didn't like,
Speaker 1: but then he got kind of growny was like, I'd
Speaker 1: like to continue where we left off, let me steal you,
Speaker 1: and she was like, um, no thanks, And immediately she's
Speaker 1: like cheers y'all to grown men. And then Chasen grabs
Speaker 1: her first, and he's like, family super important to me.
Speaker 1: My little sister is married and expecting of kids. I've
Speaker 1: never been in love. Meanwhile, Ed is holding the doll
Speaker 1: talking ship to Bennett um about how he's like totally
Speaker 1: holding the doll and being like he's not here for
Speaker 1: the right reasons. What I'm just gonna throw that out.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to talk about, Paget Browster. Bennett is
Speaker 1: growing on me. I really enjoy him, even though he
Speaker 1: has that irritating habit of anyone who goes to Harvard.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the first thing you find out about them,
Speaker 1: same thing people from Juilliard, people who go to Juilliard. Yes,
Speaker 1: you never don't hear that In a conversation. Princeton goes,
Speaker 1: I went to school in New Jersey, and then I
Speaker 1: always go, oh, did you go to Rutgers? Like no, Princeton, Priston,
Speaker 1: I know he went to Rutgers. You would say I
Speaker 1: went to Rutgers, not like elusive, true, he's TV though
Speaker 1: I did enjoy him, Rob Benedict, what did you think
Speaker 1: of him showing up in the robe? But the baby, Rob,
Speaker 1: I mean the robe is whatever. Felt a little lazy maybe,
Speaker 1: but I mean I wouldn't have been like a good
Speaker 1: belief rube like never. I was a little bummed that
Speaker 1: he didn't do the one part of the company. It's
Speaker 1: bad enough he like flunked the test, but then in
Speaker 1: the middle round he wouldn't do it because he had
Speaker 1: to like knees like bad knees. Katie can't, she's like dying.
Speaker 1: So I like Bunny asked to go out and I
Speaker 1: had to take her out, and I like missed the
Speaker 1: last part and then I come back in and Bennett
Speaker 1: had one, and I was like, how did he win?
Speaker 1: Because he got every answer wrong and he didn't do
Speaker 1: the you know, the Bukay thing. Yeah, And I was
Speaker 1: like so confused as to how he won. And Banana,
Speaker 1: how many you did you think it was unfair? Um?
Speaker 1: I think just like how he got into Harvard White
Speaker 1: straight Man, are you know rewarded? They al upwards? And
Speaker 1: that's all I have to say about that. He didn't
Speaker 1: make those Vignett's like he asked around and got a
Speaker 1: hold of himself. Laurie Laughlin brought them to him. It
Speaker 1: was very unfair. There were much more deserving than there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also I did think it was funny that Jason
Speaker 1: was like saying how how classless it was to wear
Speaker 1: a robe when he's the one that had an apron
Speaker 1: and nothing else on. Oh my god, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: That was goofy and less. The rope was cute. The
Speaker 1: rope was like it's Sunday this like, yeah, that's his
Speaker 1: that's his brand. I mean, it's always everyone was breaking
Speaker 1: water it scene, but he still had a martini glass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he feels like not even James Bond. He feels
Speaker 1: like and here's a real old school reference. He feels
Speaker 1: like Remington Steel. Okay, so she loves it, loves it.
Speaker 1: Just that statement, he's bougie. I'm bougie too, like buss Her.
Speaker 1: When she said that, I thought, I'm not boogie like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like I he like when
Speaker 1: somebody sees like when Boogie sees bougie and Boogie loves boogie.
Speaker 1: I thought, I'm a lot of things. I'm not boogie like.
Speaker 1: I'm not that kind. I have my like boogie garage,
Speaker 1: but I'm not Bennett. I'm not Ben. That is, I'm
Speaker 1: not a man in a robe doing fake Ben. Ye's
Speaker 1: at me. So that then Ben is like, I am
Speaker 1: attracted to you make me nervous. You make me nervous too, Ben.
Speaker 1: It's huge. Ben loves the tight T shirt with a
Speaker 1: very wide Yeah. I don't like that, paget. Are you
Speaker 1: into that as a look? I was surprised. I didn't
Speaker 1: understand what was going on. It was almost like there's
Speaker 1: an advertisement about your detergent isn't working if you're if
Speaker 1: your shirts, you know, and I just thought it's his
Speaker 1: shirt dirty. It was I didn't know where to go
Speaker 1: with it. Dr Banana as our representative of gen Z,
Speaker 1: is this when the kids are wearing Z? Yes? Keep
Speaker 1: that going? Uh no, But it didn't remind me of
Speaker 1: that that commercial where she's like, an you look amazingly comfortable.
Speaker 1: Comfortable Yeah yeah commercial. It's insane how stretched down it
Speaker 1: is what happened by washing. It's like, I guess maybe
Speaker 1: that's his look, but none of the other guys are
Speaker 1: wearing I feel like v nex are more. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what anyone's wearing. I think he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to wear a v NEX, but he does want
Speaker 1: to show off his like day colorable. Yeah, like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like day college, like the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I'm not boozy enough to know that word day collage.
Speaker 1: I'm i'm moyquiento. So then I speak i'm moy equally
Speaker 1: And did you learn those words? Oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So then Ben, it's like, I'm attracted
Speaker 1: to you. I'm nervous, my heart's racing. It's weird feeling,
Speaker 1: but I like it. She didn't meets you. It's a
Speaker 1: weird feeling, like my my bathing Sudario gotten me me.
Speaker 1: I like it. So then Ben was like, She's like,
Speaker 1: why are you single? That's the that's the question. Like
Speaker 1: about five years ago, it was you make me feel
Speaker 1: like a little kid. But now it's like, so, why
Speaker 1: are you single? Why are you still single? At thirty six?
Speaker 1: It's like, well people are single about thirty six, He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I thought I was in a relationship. I thought it
Speaker 1: was gonna last forever and end two years ago and
Speaker 1: uh god, I would love to kiss you. You're gorgeous
Speaker 1: and she's like, ahh no. Then so then she goes
Speaker 1: full mouth open. She oh, everyone did not like how
Speaker 1: many guys she appeared to kiss. And I say, aside
Speaker 1: from COVID, you go, girl, why not full mouth open?
Speaker 1: I have to say, I don't think I would want
Speaker 1: a mouth kiss all these guys that she's kissing. No,
Speaker 1: she did, okay, great, so then okay, so then and
Speaker 1: I do think COVID has made me a little more
Speaker 1: like discriminatory and who I would open mouth kiss Katie,
Speaker 1: How did you feel? How did you feel about the
Speaker 1: mouth kiss with Ben? I mean they seem to really
Speaker 1: like each other, so that was okay, But there were
Speaker 1: a few other guys. I'm like, why are you kissing him?
Speaker 1: You don't even see that into him like I've kissed,
Speaker 1: I've kissed people. I wasn't. Yeah, I guess it's like
Speaker 1: you see, maybe there's a connection, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, she really she goes for it, and
Speaker 1: I think COVID has changed my mindset on it. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like you cheerm liked it is different watching
Speaker 1: I even in my dreams now, like I'll be out
Speaker 1: in public in my dreams, and I'm like mass mass
Speaker 1: mass fun dream and then like watching Bachelor Hate, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh what, Oh, that's a lot of mouth, Like you know,
Speaker 1: are you sure they're not an addict that's sneaking off
Speaker 1: campus to go get like you know something somewhere like anyway.
Speaker 1: So so then Ivan, Ivan is adorable. I've i'ven will
Speaker 1: thrive in Paradise because I don't think i'vean gonna. I
Speaker 1: think she he's too, Katie's leaning forward. He he's he
Speaker 1: wants to build a charity. They want to build an
Speaker 1: empire together. And he blindfolded her and then read her
Speaker 1: strawberries and then kissed her. I wasn't into that, but
Speaker 1: Ivan is like one of my favorite guys there. I
Speaker 1: think he's so cute and he's so sweet, and he's smart.
Speaker 1: He like he's like an aeronautical engineer coming. He's adorable.
Speaker 1: He's adorable. I don't think he's gonna win. I think
Speaker 1: he's but somebody's gonna be all over Ivan in Paradise.
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict, what do you think of the blind full
Speaker 1: old strawberry kid. I don't think that really worked. It
Speaker 1: felt like something Maybe he read you know what I
Speaker 1: mean that maybe this will be kinky. But then and
Speaker 1: also when you blindfold them and you're like when you
Speaker 1: blindfold someone and you're like, I'm about to give you
Speaker 1: strawberries and then blueberries? Like, what's the point of the blindfold? Benson?
Speaker 1: Were you aroused watching the blindfold strawberry feed? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh, you know, the slipping the kiss
Speaker 1: in there was like, you know makes it non consensual. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, because she thought she was going to get
Speaker 1: another fruit in her mouth and his lips she gets,
Speaker 1: you know, if she she was in it. She even
Speaker 1: like kind of rewarded him, you know, later said that
Speaker 1: was a great move putting that blindfold on. You mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, how would you feel if you're expecting the
Speaker 1: blueberry after your strawberry and then you get an iron
Speaker 1: mouth kiss? Um? I probably would not like to be
Speaker 1: I'm like claustrophobic, so I probably freak out a little.
Speaker 1: I would love to see that. I would love to
Speaker 1: first I would like to first take my strong legs
Speaker 1: and then the tug over war with our belts, and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna make I'm gonna make Ivan put that
Speaker 1: on and watching you freak out. Truly I would. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. That's our escape Room episode. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be great. Okay. So then I asked a question, Yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: can I ask who's I was so undone by the
Speaker 1: who said they wanted to build an empire. Um so
Speaker 1: here he said, I want to build a charity. I
Speaker 1: want to do these things. Like he's like, what's your dream?
Speaker 1: And she's like, I want to partner. I want somebody
Speaker 1: I can build an empire with. He was the same. Same,
Speaker 1: It seems seems sam same. And does that mean like
Speaker 1: does that I think I feel like that sounds to
Speaker 1: me like that like people saying I want to be
Speaker 1: a power couple. Yeah, Like she wasn't talking about building
Speaker 1: a foundation of charity work. She's like, like that power
Speaker 1: and I've never understood that. I've never understood that idea.
Speaker 1: Is that something I think that's from? I think it's
Speaker 1: literally the same as like he's bougie, I'm boogie like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like I'm killing it with my you know,
Speaker 1: sugar bear hair sales, and he's killing it as an engineer.
Speaker 1: And then we've got our charity and we're on the
Speaker 1: circuit and we're like this power couple. Okay, alright, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: it's they're just ambitious and it's not it's not about
Speaker 1: this is what I always thought, like is that that
Speaker 1: it sounds like a transactional marriage idea. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: a power couple. We don't necessarily have to be faithful,
Speaker 1: but we'll both be really successful. And but no, you're
Speaker 1: saying they could be happy in a marriage. They're just ambitious,
Speaker 1: like we're gonna be We're gonna belling in scene and
Speaker 1: win a war. Crizzy Teagan and John Legend like like
Speaker 1: that kind of like we're both vibulous, we both we
Speaker 1: we are of service. We're like or it's like j
Speaker 1: Lo and and a Rod that kind of all right.
Speaker 1: She hasn't told she's only told one guy that she
Speaker 1: wants to have five kids. If she told every guy that,
Speaker 1: that would be so telling which ones are truly in
Speaker 1: They would not be able to hold back. They're discussed
Speaker 1: with the idea of having that's a lot of kids.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of kid ridiculous. Nobody should be doing that.
Speaker 1: Power couple. If they have an empire, then they have
Speaker 1: funny people to help him take care of their five kids,
Speaker 1: the empire. So then we have um Bennett and uh
Speaker 1: so he was he Bennett and he starts talking. He's like, whoa,
Speaker 1: it's interesting move that some people are decided for Claire
Speaker 1: as they are for Tasia. And she says like, are
Speaker 1: you talking about me? My face, I'm tring about you,
Speaker 1: And he was like, I'll be Rolverine Rain and he's
Speaker 1: like and then and then Ed goes holding the baby.
Speaker 1: Ed goes, I don't know if I can take you
Speaker 1: seriously anymore. Oh oh no, sorry. Chasen says to Ed,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can take you seriously anymore.
Speaker 1: You're holding a baby, you have chicken legs. You lost
Speaker 1: the competition. And then Ed calls Chasing a phony and
Speaker 1: a fraud and he won't cheese him, and then Ed says,
Speaker 1: um uh And then Edit goes and talks to uh
Speaker 1: Tasia and then he's like, no, I'm glad I'm holding
Speaker 1: the baby. It's ironic. I want a little baby, little baby, Carlos.
Speaker 1: I'm thirty six, this is what I want. That was
Speaker 1: his best until he starts the ship with chas In
Speaker 1: and guess what we're gonna take a break, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna come back and we're gonna talk about the shaft.
Speaker 1: Oh bone zone. Time for the bone zone, and we're back.
Speaker 1: So there's Ed at first seeming delightful, saying this is ironic.
Speaker 1: I want a little baby, Carlos. I'm thirty six. This
Speaker 1: is what I want. I want a family. But I
Speaker 1: have to tell you some people are not so genuine.
Speaker 1: Why stitches brack snitch, especially while also holding a baby
Speaker 1: a baby doll, a doll. Yeah, it's like, you know, Jason,
Speaker 1: he's been seeing the identical things to Claire's. He's just
Speaker 1: here for Instagram followers, he said to a woman that
Speaker 1: may have also just been there for Instagram, and she's
Speaker 1: like chasing was like, what it was a pivot. It
Speaker 1: was a pivot. You know, I just need to get
Speaker 1: to know you more. And I'm but I'm vibing with you.
Speaker 1: That was why when she confronted him, he was like,
Speaker 1: it was a pivo that I'm a vibe with you.
Speaker 1: You are at And then so then he Teason was like, Ed,
Speaker 1: which the fuck? And then Ed goes, take your sch
Speaker 1: medium shirt and sit down, and he's like and then
Speaker 1: Ed goes, I got a baby in my arms, bro.
Speaker 1: And then and this is the best. Okay, so take
Speaker 1: your s medium shirt and sit down. I got a
Speaker 1: baby in my arms, Bro. I have pivoted. I was
Speaker 1: a grown ass mad I've pivoted. And then uh, Ed
Speaker 1: goes stop jibber jabber in your mouth. And then she like,
Speaker 1: I'm not jibber jabbering, jabbering, You're the one. It was
Speaker 1: like a rocking chair going back and forth. And then
Speaker 1: Ed goes, sit down. She's the fuck down. And then
Speaker 1: and then they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, she's she's here.
Speaker 1: She comes to be cool. But hey, tsha got gunson.
Speaker 1: What did you think of that incredible interaction? I think
Speaker 1: you missed the part when he said medium, sure, he goes,
Speaker 1: this is a large It was so so. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the kind of burn you need to you need
Speaker 1: to say to it Chasen because it just it just
Speaker 1: makes him Okay. I just I can't get over that
Speaker 1: he keeps calling himself Wolverine. He doesn't have the same
Speaker 1: facial hair. He doesn't have like Wolverine is a decent
Speaker 1: guy who was tortured and made into this monster. Like
Speaker 1: his inner Wolverine wolverine. He goes, people call me wolverine. Oh,
Speaker 1: probably because you're mad all the time, you know, when
Speaker 1: you're lashing out, so like, hey, settle down, wolverine. Yah,
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict, what did you think of gibber jabbering? I'm
Speaker 1: not gibber jabbering. I got a baby in my arms.
Speaker 1: Sch Medium, I p that is, I'm a grown ass man.
Speaker 1: Any of those taking can't decide which guy I like
Speaker 1: less in that moment um this there's something about Ed
Speaker 1: just sitting there with a baby on his lap, like
Speaker 1: talking a big game, but really not ready to fight
Speaker 1: this guy? Really, where do we learn later? Which was
Speaker 1: like he was like take medium and sit down, we
Speaker 1: actually please to sit down, just sit down, sit down
Speaker 1: and not ready to fight? That feel like that's happy
Speaker 1: that he has a baby to protect him, Like I can't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't possibly fight I've got And then there's Jason
Speaker 1: who's like great looking, except he looked like he got
Speaker 1: hit in the nose really hard, like fight. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he has had I think he's had facial damage, like
Speaker 1: like a car accident. Yeah no, I'm serious, I think
Speaker 1: he's actually I think his nose has been broken several times,
Speaker 1: and maybe it's a situation he put himself into, like
Speaker 1: getting getting in fights. I know, not in a hot
Speaker 1: Owen Wilson kind of a way back in the day.
Speaker 1: Back in the day, you give me a young bottle
Speaker 1: rocket Ohen Wilson with break. So then the medium, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is incredible, and then let's sit down, shit, the
Speaker 1: fun down. Bro. Here comes t yaw Hi guys, Hi, Hi, hey,
Speaker 1: Tasha um um. And then and then Ben was like, hi, hello,
Speaker 1: I'm Ben. I don't get a rose again. This isn't
Speaker 1: nearly as bad as later. It happens later. Question, So
Speaker 1: when did they start doing the kind of runner up
Speaker 1: for Rose at a date, Like she'll be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this guy, you pull it out, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: You're awesome, but this other guy gets the ros. Yeah
Speaker 1: the second this is a new situation. Katie. Never seak
Speaker 1: in your head, Katie, I see I see Katie Leviney.
Speaker 1: I think that's just a Tasshia thing. I mean, because
Speaker 1: I think she's just I kind of think she's just
Speaker 1: trying to like compliment the dudes. But like it is
Speaker 1: kind of a weird thing because she like goes ahead
Speaker 1: and Ben's like the roses mind and and she's just
Speaker 1: like you were cool, But I haven't got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I mean I think she's
Speaker 1: just like trying to be nice, which I appreciate. It
Speaker 1: could also be who she really wanted it to give
Speaker 1: you and maybe who the producers told her. I think
Speaker 1: between Ben and Ivan, they wouldn't be like, you have
Speaker 1: to give it to Ivan. I think she really I
Speaker 1: mean that way, that's who she gave it to, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think like she just chose to up Like if
Speaker 1: they were like you to give it to someone, they
Speaker 1: would say chasing like sucking assholes, right right, right right? Okay,
Speaker 1: So then um ed still carrying the baby um uh.
Speaker 1: Chasen says, I was very close to bringing out my
Speaker 1: inner well Verne last night and because of something that
Speaker 1: happened in I gotta be honest. You don't want to
Speaker 1: see you marine dog? What do you think that means?
Speaker 1: That means that he's like prepared to, you know, physically
Speaker 1: attacks some Yeah, it's not there's Wolverine doesn't say, let's
Speaker 1: settle this over chest and now you're a very mellow guy.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten into a physical altercation? In your life.
Speaker 1: Have you had a fistfight ever? No, you don't seem
Speaker 1: like that. I mean I felt like people were going
Speaker 1: to punch me. They Have you ever been punched? No?
Speaker 1: But you know that's because clubs have security. Right, I'll
Speaker 1: talk a big game when I got a microphone in
Speaker 1: my hand, right right? Yes? So then um so, then
Speaker 1: it chases is like my character was portrayed in a
Speaker 1: false light and then um uh ed as a gentleman,
Speaker 1: I don't even know I have something I need to
Speaker 1: get off my chest. And then um so, then the
Speaker 1: so ed and and Chasen are trying to like sort
Speaker 1: of are like trying to kind of like chest up
Speaker 1: each other. And then our our friend the um the
Speaker 1: boy band cover band manager who's also a stripper, Kenny
Speaker 1: and h Kenny and Bennett. That's wonderful combo of Kenny
Speaker 1: and Bennett come up. And then Bennett is like, let
Speaker 1: me take Carlos, let me hold the baby for you.
Speaker 1: And for a second, Carlos doesn't need to hear this
Speaker 1: states for the boy band, cover band manager and the
Speaker 1: Harvard grad come to take the baby doll from Ed,
Speaker 1: so that Carlos doesn't hear the altercation, and then Chasing
Speaker 1: goes okay, I did use one adjective to describe Claire
Speaker 1: and Tasha, and now I have a new word. My
Speaker 1: new word for Tasha is smoke show. And then Kenny's
Speaker 1: jop dropped when the visual of Kenny seeing even Kenny
Speaker 1: even a boy band cover band manager who was also
Speaker 1: a stripper and bit and porns. I think even he knows,
Speaker 1: even he knows, that's a dumbass statement to say, I've
Speaker 1: got a new Anna is dying. Look at Anna Kenny's
Speaker 1: jaw when Kenny is mind boggled by I have a
Speaker 1: new word, and my new word is smoke show. Dr Banana.
Speaker 1: What do you think of that? Well? I think that
Speaker 1: more than anything proves it's like, how can you be
Speaker 1: mad at Chasing? His vocabulary is incredibly limited, Like he
Speaker 1: was so serious when he's like and so I've changed
Speaker 1: my language to smoke show, Like when everyone was like what,
Speaker 1: he looked so confused, like what do you mean? What? Like?
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty clear she's a smoke show show.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong, he's right, but he's right that he
Speaker 1: had to put go away for a while and put
Speaker 1: some you don't have as in his room. So you
Speaker 1: need to think really hard, have a few rounds around
Speaker 1: Greta Garbo's oldest state, where Greta Garbo had like royalty,
Speaker 1: like a Hollywood royalty had lived. We've got after A
Speaker 1: wrote it's a wonderful life at La Quinton happening, and
Speaker 1: Jason wrote the description. I just don't understand why some
Speaker 1: of the guys thought that was like offensive, Like they
Speaker 1: were like, how could you see that? Like I want
Speaker 1: to ask you, three women, would you be upset if
Speaker 1: a guy was like your smoke show, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: be so fucking happy. It would be so fucking happy.
Speaker 1: I mean it literally, if somebody thought I was attractive, yeah,
Speaker 1: did not be like she's cute, like to be like,
Speaker 1: arden is a smoke show show. I feel like that
Speaker 1: fucking happy. Like they don't. I don't think they know
Speaker 1: what smoke show. I don't think they know what it means.
Speaker 1: I think they were thinking ship show something like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, they just I have only one thing on
Speaker 1: my registry for my birthday, which is December tent and
Speaker 1: that is to be objectified by all of you at
Speaker 1: least day to the smoke show that if you can
Speaker 1: on every Instagram post on any Twitter shook like like
Speaker 1: I can tolerate her humor. I'm just here because she's
Speaker 1: such a fucking smoke show. Like I don't even like
Speaker 1: The Bachelor or your humor, but I can just visualize
Speaker 1: that smoke show saying every day so I stay for
Speaker 1: the visuals of the podcast. That's true. I would be
Speaker 1: so flattered. I've never been called a smoke show, and
Speaker 1: I can't I'm gonna, I believe before the end of
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna give me the gift, and I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I am here for it. It would be bad to
Speaker 1: be called a smoke and mirror show. I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel that I have been a smoke and mirror show.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been called a smoke show that you
Speaker 1: are aware of? Any of the ladies here pageant, Not
Speaker 1: that I'm aware of, but I think you're a smoke show.
Speaker 1: You are still this good. I hoped it was. It's
Speaker 1: the most It's the biggest compliment you can give a woman. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it is a smoke show. Muscles. Oh, that's the
Speaker 1: name of our episode of So Good Rob for the Web.
Speaker 1: If this was at midnight, you would have been the
Speaker 1: champion of this. Oh my god, that was so fun.
Speaker 1: Don't you miss that, Doug, I do that was so fun.
Speaker 1: We toured together. We did, we did a bunch of
Speaker 1: We did the one in Austin. We were Miami, Miami
Speaker 1: in Austin, Texas. We did and on those we had
Speaker 1: to like, uh, you know, just get it together fast.
Speaker 1: I still have a short video of you drunken dancing, uh,
Speaker 1: shortly after you had broken a bottle in Austin. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's incredible. That's incredible. That did you have
Speaker 1: a nimble? I had a thumble of whiskey a danceler
Speaker 1: with a beer bottle and dropped it and then got
Speaker 1: a new one and kept dancing. I feel like I
Speaker 1: was dancing with janare a friendship dance with Jana or no?
Speaker 1: You know who was there? Jeff B. Davis? Yeah, God, alright,
Speaker 1: so um so, so here we are the new Jenny's
Speaker 1: Kenny's jaws dropped on the Smoke Show. So Tasia comes
Speaker 1: incomes the Smoke Show. She's like, you, guys, my hands
Speaker 1: are shaking, which I actually thought felt human and charming.
Speaker 1: I'm totally charmed by Tasha. And then Ben a media
Speaker 1: of the Giant stretched out commercial collar shirt makes the move.
Speaker 1: It's like, god, um, I just seeing you've like far away.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, you need to be right next
Speaker 1: to me. We've we've got a weird animal magnetism. So
Speaker 1: this was when he was still doing a good job.
Speaker 1: Ben had moves right here at this cocktail party. He
Speaker 1: was like, you need to be right next to me.
Speaker 1: And then Joe had It takes the floor. She's Joe
Speaker 1: and uh Tasia are sharing food again the COVID and me.
Speaker 1: It was like, you're sharing a bowl. Okay um. But
Speaker 1: he asked about her upbringing her heritage. She says, I'm African,
Speaker 1: American and Mexican. He says, I'm of the Korean persuasion.
Speaker 1: My family is my whole world. He pulls out some pictures.
Speaker 1: He's just adorable. Had you this is your number one?
Speaker 1: Well he becomes, he became. He became my number one
Speaker 1: later on in wrestling. But I did, I did, Like,
Speaker 1: I just think he seems like a really honest, down
Speaker 1: to earth, no aggression guy. He just seems like he
Speaker 1: kind of gets it and he's having a good time
Speaker 1: and he's willing to roll with everything. And I loved
Speaker 1: him bringing out that he's looking in his jacket to
Speaker 1: find his little tiny photo. So he was happy that
Speaker 1: is hands looked nice up close. I'm picking my nails
Speaker 1: and COVID my nails are gone because I pick up.
Speaker 1: So I just I think he's I think he's a sweet, funny,
Speaker 1: accomplished guy. Can I just say I just had a
Speaker 1: delayed reaction of what Doug Benson just said that he
Speaker 1: has a video with me dancing breaking a bottle, dancing
Speaker 1: with a broken bottle and getting a new bottle. Can
Speaker 1: I just see how much I missed the world and
Speaker 1: like I wish I was, Like that makes me nostalgic,
Speaker 1: Like I wish I was dancing with a broken bottle
Speaker 1: right now, Like why am I not somewhere cocoa y
Speaker 1: cocoa bottle dancing with a broken bottle, Like that's that's
Speaker 1: the inside of me? Like why is that? Why? When
Speaker 1: can I get back to that spirit animal? Right? I
Speaker 1: feel that I've danced with broken bottles with all of
Speaker 1: you ju July. Great, that's okay, great, great, great, okay, great,
Speaker 1: I'll start up choreographic and I'll get some bottles to break. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have so everybody loves Joe. Joe is adorable,
Speaker 1: and um, then we have Chasin Goes and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and you know what, I got a little hostile.
Speaker 1: You're right, I did get a grow and then um,
Speaker 1: Kenny and Zach sort of intervene, and then Zach, she
Speaker 1: pulls Zack aside. He's the addiction specialist. She says, where
Speaker 1: are you still single? He's like, you know what, as
Speaker 1: of like four days ago, I finally said out loud,
Speaker 1: I want to be a husband and a father. It's
Speaker 1: the truth. Like Anna just rolled her eyes. I think,
Speaker 1: did I just see you roll your eyes Anna at that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't this guy, I don't know. You don't like
Speaker 1: that guy? I don't know. I mean, he's just he's
Speaker 1: on his weird high horse of like I I really,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm an adult man. And it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I do not want a mouth kiss this guy. I
Speaker 1: do not want to mouth kiss this guy. Doug Benson
Speaker 1: on the table while he was talking, and she even said,
Speaker 1: She's like, you're comfortable when you're doing stand up and
Speaker 1: people put their in the front room, when they put
Speaker 1: their feet all over the stage in the front row,
Speaker 1: and I'm like it's always like a street white dude
Speaker 1: and you're like, can you take and they never take up.
Speaker 1: They don't get the hint when you call it, like
Speaker 1: he didn't on their harder when you ask him to
Speaker 1: not do that. She literally she called him out for
Speaker 1: being like disrespectedly, like splayed out, like, yeah, look at you.
Speaker 1: Are you comfortable? He's like, how do you know what?
Speaker 1: I am comfortable? Rob that addict? You would never be
Speaker 1: a foot splayer? What did you think of that? I'd
Speaker 1: be the opposite of that. I'd be curled into a ball,
Speaker 1: a little ruby red ball. I'm so sorry in a
Speaker 1: cape apologizing, Um, but no, he looked. I go back
Speaker 1: and forth about him. He seems like a pretty real guy,
Speaker 1: although he's like super cocky. Um. She likes that, she
Speaker 1: likes like that, but the whole him him man spreading
Speaker 1: and then thing I just decided four days ago, which
Speaker 1: actually is when I just met you that actually do
Speaker 1: want a relationship like that felt a little on the nose,
Speaker 1: like come on, buddy, you could do better than that,
Speaker 1: you know, not a fan. And then can I bring
Speaker 1: up something that this may be very this may be
Speaker 1: very politically incorrect, but I'm just curious when he stepped
Speaker 1: forward to break up that when Chason and Edward arguing
Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, let's just go, you know,
Speaker 1: tell him to calm down. They're going in circles. He
Speaker 1: walked up and they were like, no, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: just talking this out, and he's like, I don't care,
Speaker 1: let's just party. Do you? But he's an addiction specialist, Katie,
Speaker 1: the most addiction specialist. Did he say less to her party?
Speaker 1: Did he? Or maybe this he is a party? I
Speaker 1: just want a party or something. I mean, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: If that, maybe he's actually really good at being an addict,
Speaker 1: that's why he's a specialist. Yeah, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't remember him saying. I did see his point
Speaker 1: of like, I don't give a ship, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I agree, I don't remember him saying let's just party,
Speaker 1: But I love the phrasing. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious if that's I mean, Doug Benson,
Speaker 1: I see you tickled by that. How do you feel
Speaker 1: about I don't care, let's just party from from the
Speaker 1: addiction specialist. I just the whole thing was cracking me
Speaker 1: up because also um and during that confrontation, was very
Speaker 1: careful to have like his glass of champagne, you know,
Speaker 1: his tube of champagne between him and the aggressor. Like
Speaker 1: he's always talking ship but never really wants to fight.
Speaker 1: True story, true story. That's and hold that point for later,
Speaker 1: because that's going to be important later. One other small
Speaker 1: point of order is, uh, this was brought up by
Speaker 1: my girlfriend. Uh, if the if a black guy had
Speaker 1: ended up being the one winning to hold the baby challenge,
Speaker 1: would would they have brought in a black baby doll?
Speaker 1: I wondered that. I was like, why is it a
Speaker 1: white baby doll? Yeah? I think, I mean I don't know. Yeah, yeah, interesting,
Speaker 1: yeah they must have right and then and when they
Speaker 1: have had a Korean doll standing by? Was he not
Speaker 1: in that competition? No, I don't remember when they have
Speaker 1: it was he wasn't the belt competition? He was? There?
Speaker 1: Was there a baby doll with the giant American flag
Speaker 1: covering the top. They had a tattooed baby baby had
Speaker 1: a baby doll with a flag tattoo on the on
Speaker 1: his back. It's never too early, you guys. So then
Speaker 1: um so then uh so then uh, meanwhile, Wolverine goes,
Speaker 1: I am here for Jay Shaw. She is a smoke Shaw. Literally,
Speaker 1: it's as if he's landed from another planet and he's
Speaker 1: been handed three phrases and then he's like, yes, Dr Banana,
Speaker 1: I mean, were you so enjoying? I am here for Chasa.
Speaker 1: She is a smoke smoke show. Yeah, I'm actually really
Speaker 1: enjoy Chason. I think he's the perfect like Dumbo, like
Speaker 1: just like just such a fool like I love. I
Speaker 1: do think he's intitation. I just think he's just kind
Speaker 1: of dumb like in that way. It's just a hot,
Speaker 1: dumb guy who doesn't like he's trying to get ed.
Speaker 1: I really can't stand it. I'm like, Ed, you're blowing it.
Speaker 1: You might as well leave, like so annoying. But he's
Speaker 1: just trying to get this like weirdo off his back,
Speaker 1: like I irritated too. And and it's not like Chason
Speaker 1: has the like tools to be like I'll pull him
Speaker 1: aside and speak to him directly, like Page you had
Speaker 1: to be like, and here's how you deal with confrontation, right,
Speaker 1: like right, nobody wants ed on their back like over
Speaker 1: developed like his trapezoids, overdeveloped body, underdeveloped like underbody like
Speaker 1: a turtle his undercarriage, his undercarriage, like, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: want to have this tool all over you. Then Ed
Speaker 1: and Chasing got picked I don't know for what, but
Speaker 1: they're working out by the pool. What did they get
Speaker 1: picked for? I don't know. Um, and then uh oh,
Speaker 1: so then there's a wrestling match. But here's my question,
Speaker 1: weren't they just on this No, they weren't on that
Speaker 1: first date. So they're doing a wrestling match and this
Speaker 1: Chasing goes, oh, she's morey coally and do right, Robed Benedict,
Speaker 1: you love it, he says this. She's moy colliento right now.
Speaker 1: She has a smoke show. I mean when he got
Speaker 1: smacked in the face at some point, something happened, something
Speaker 1: got knocked off, and then pagets heart when a pitter
Speaker 1: patter when he could not ship talk. So they brought
Speaker 1: in these two badass the number one female wrestlers and
Speaker 1: like mm A wrestlers on or like, these ladies do
Speaker 1: not suck around and uh and they're doing it in
Speaker 1: front of a live audience, which is the rest of
Speaker 1: the house because everybody's in the quarantine so you can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like the roast from a few weeks ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then so then he goes, I am bringing Wolverine.
Speaker 1: Ou moi coliento. She is a smoke show. I am
Speaker 1: bringing Wolverine. That was like plus one because Wolverine is
Speaker 1: coming to Doug is this is this Wolverine sign that's forever, right,
Speaker 1: That's what he was. He was like, and I'm Wolverine
Speaker 1: and he did the Waconda ferfever. No, I was like
Speaker 1: doing this something, that's what did not He was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, no,
Speaker 1: I think I think Wolverine does do that with his
Speaker 1: like things out at the point because nails. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: Anthony worked on Logan and I swear I like saw
Speaker 1: this happen. Okay, so yeah, yeah, Nis, yeah, I might
Speaker 1: be remembering that wrong though, and I mean I think
Speaker 1: he might do that. He might have also been doing it.
Speaker 1: Was also a little confused. He wa, yeah, he's just
Speaker 1: he's doing nobody. He's I can win over Tasio with
Speaker 1: his Wolverine impression. Actor Banana, I saw your hand up.
Speaker 1: I do want to say, though, I like that. He's like, um, ed,
Speaker 1: tomorrow you will not wake up because you will be
Speaker 1: in an ice bath and mother it's gonna come pick
Speaker 1: you up, like his insults were like just a string
Speaker 1: of weird, like it was translated from another liguage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he can't. He's not smart enough to actually effectively ships talk,
Speaker 1: and he looked like he didn't know if he was
Speaker 1: going to make it through that ship talking like it
Speaker 1: was a challenge. Instead of Fred Willard, our friend Wells
Speaker 1: is the new Fred Willard outcomes Wells and um, she
Speaker 1: starts oiling the guys up, and we have Easy versus Joe,
Speaker 1: and Easy was very sweet, like he got Joe on
Speaker 1: his back, sort of gingerly. I love me some Easy.
Speaker 1: You knew that he knew he could hurt Joe. You
Speaker 1: knew that he knew that Joe is an anesthesiologist, and
Speaker 1: so he gave him a look. He made it look
Speaker 1: like it was hard, but he respectfully looked like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: don't hurt me Joe, and sleep he know like he
Speaker 1: did it. Then we have um Brendan versus uh, somebody
Speaker 1: who skinned their need and then poor Brendan got nailed
Speaker 1: Jordan's and then nailed got Brendan got nailed in the balls.
Speaker 1: Jordan needs new glasses, as do I, but so does
Speaker 1: Jordan's okay, So that that whole thing looked so scary
Speaker 1: and like it looked like they were wrestling on carpet
Speaker 1: and that's that carpet burn The fence was just brought
Speaker 1: in from home depot and if you and they, I
Speaker 1: thought that was a terrifying setup. Also, like that was
Speaker 1: the oil. It almost looked like the Western oil that
Speaker 1: they have like Jimmy John's for a sub And then
Speaker 1: she had a paintbrush thing. I you're saying all this
Speaker 1: with the wig on is just that's worth the money
Speaker 1: Katie West and oil Jimmy John to Branana, Both ladies,
Speaker 1: what did you think about this wrecket he set up?
Speaker 1: I thought the oil was disgusting and it made it
Speaker 1: hard to like crab. I guess it made it more dangerous,
Speaker 1: more slippery. Um. I mean when she was like, this
Speaker 1: is a girl's dream come true, I was like, whose dream?
Speaker 1: That's like I would be so upset about that day,
Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't like when they do the
Speaker 1: shows of four Dr Banana. What did you know? I
Speaker 1: really dislike this this fight day because when I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make these guys fight and it's just gonna
Speaker 1: be casual wrestling, Like how do you not like there's
Speaker 1: so much tension and behavior for these guys, like they're
Speaker 1: going to fuck each other up, and you're just like
Speaker 1: and and that's why they do it, because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we should get and Chase in the fight. And it's
Speaker 1: like but it's like such for the other guys who
Speaker 1: like they don't want to do that ship like Joe
Speaker 1: doesn't want to do that the fucking doctor. Like come
Speaker 1: on during Hannah By season when they did that rugby
Speaker 1: thing and yes, and Luke through that much smaller guy
Speaker 1: like the other Luke the other Luke and like picked
Speaker 1: him up, threw him on the ground, Like I don't
Speaker 1: as a as a woman who was friends with funny
Speaker 1: guys that don't necessarily have show muscles, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want you beating up guy. It's stupid just to do it,
Speaker 1: just to like perpetuate the beef. But that's why I
Speaker 1: liked Joe so much because I think in that moment,
Speaker 1: like before, it seemed tense, like we know they're gonna fight,
Speaker 1: and they were saying, okay, first ship talk each other
Speaker 1: and Joe, I can't remember who came up to him first,
Speaker 1: and and was like, hey, I think you're a nice guy,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna mess you up. And Joe was like,
Speaker 1: I think you're really nice, and then Chess bumps him.
Speaker 1: He said, your chest is pretty strong too. That's funny.
Speaker 1: That's a guy taking a situation and having fun with
Speaker 1: it and not making it like this kind of scary.
Speaker 1: It was okay, and that was funny. Is kind of
Speaker 1: having fun. That guy was sidelined a lot during that episode.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know he uh, he got the elbow
Speaker 1: in the eye during he got the elbow in the
Speaker 1: eye during that basketball in the pool game. And now, Doug,
Speaker 1: we're used to this aggression. We're used to seeing these
Speaker 1: awful things. How did you feel as if you were
Speaker 1: watching this raw fighting? Well, I thought for starters, and
Speaker 1: you know, they shouldn't have greased them up. That was ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But then also they should have started holding each other
Speaker 1: that wrestling position, like high school wrestling. Having him come
Speaker 1: at each other from you know, like rams bursting into
Speaker 1: each other, that's a that's a different thing. You know,
Speaker 1: if they had just been initially holding each other, then
Speaker 1: it's just about strength and who compinions they did the
Speaker 1: m M A thing, Dr Banana, I saw your hand up.
Speaker 1: I just want to say one thing. Literally the night
Speaker 1: before was like I do not like that sort of
Speaker 1: aggressive confrontation. Yeah, it's like we're fighting. I am what
Speaker 1: we see ed is you see no, Chasing is huge Jason.
Speaker 1: Chason is a big guy. Like you don't want to
Speaker 1: fight Ben, you don't want to fight Chase. Chasing is
Speaker 1: a jacked up guy who's a dumb dumb who's mad
Speaker 1: at mad at him. And then you do see the
Speaker 1: guy that's been holding the champagne flute and a baby
Speaker 1: hiding behind the baby, realizing he's gotta fight and rightfully terrified.
Speaker 1: He's like, can I talk to Chris Harrison for a
Speaker 1: second that moment? Yeah, hey listen, um I I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just look at my shoulders. Well, so she said, can
Speaker 1: I steal you? Can I steal you for a second
Speaker 1: of the show? Like, can like strawberries? I've got a
Speaker 1: blindfold you, Chris and don a blueberry strawberry? Can I
Speaker 1: still you for a second? Oh my god, Patchet's gonna
Speaker 1: love the um my Michelle Collins and I think you
Speaker 1: guys will all appreciate I said this last week, But
Speaker 1: I don't think the guys knew what I was talking about.
Speaker 1: Michelle Collins pointed this out, and now I can't unsee
Speaker 1: it that Chris Harrison looks just like Giada Delorentis, the
Speaker 1: Food Network show star. Oh they do, Yes, the same
Speaker 1: Keith and the right Giada de Laurentis. Yes, I knew
Speaker 1: you were ruined. I knew you would know. But do
Speaker 1: you know what she looks like? Rob or dog? Do
Speaker 1: you know what Sada looks like? Female? Chris Harrison? She
Speaker 1: looks just like Chris Harrison. She looks just like Chris Harrison.
Speaker 1: She is very attractive, though, and I will chicken recipes
Speaker 1: are the best. Her chicken peccata and her her chicken
Speaker 1: recipes are fabulous. I think she's a good cook. She
Speaker 1: does when she takes a she does bite like this,
Speaker 1: she's like when it's very sat ladies who doesn't take
Speaker 1: a real bite. I don't. I don't like her. She's
Speaker 1: beautiful and her recipes are good, but I don't. I
Speaker 1: can't watch her. Chris Harrison makes a beautiful woman and
Speaker 1: his Jatt and de Laurentis. Okay, I knew you would
Speaker 1: like that. That was sorry. Okay, Katie, just put it
Speaker 1: in the chat. If you guys want to take a
Speaker 1: peek at what she looks like, maybe you could screen
Speaker 1: chair Katie, you could do a Google screen chair. Um. Wait,
Speaker 1: can we talk about this? So when he says when
Speaker 1: he says I have chronically dislocated shoulders, which I was looking,
Speaker 1: that tracks like the way he's all built. I actually
Speaker 1: his muscles are up, he I but I kind of
Speaker 1: believed him when he said, I can't be a part
Speaker 1: of this if I end up having to go to
Speaker 1: the hospital during COVID. So I was kind of impressed,
Speaker 1: you know what, he did take care of himself because
Speaker 1: I have actually gotten numerous injuries on sets for things
Speaker 1: I knew I would get injuries for and I didn't
Speaker 1: know how to speak up for my so off and
Speaker 1: then I would do things and then I have like
Speaker 1: some permanent injuries. So I was actually proud of him, Katie,
Speaker 1: can you screen tare? Yeah? I saw I saw it.
Speaker 1: They do. They do look like for sure. But Okay,
Speaker 1: the thing about ed, like, first of all, we saw
Speaker 1: that that him like doing those really weird shoulder things, right,
Speaker 1: So maybe maybe he can't lift up. Maybe that's just me.
Speaker 1: They're just they're He's fine. I mean, I I just
Speaker 1: I just look, I get it. He's being smart, staying
Speaker 1: care of himself. But like get get my name out
Speaker 1: of your mouth sort of thing, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: But just shut up. You know he's he's talking such
Speaker 1: a big game. Yeah, I don't talk so much ship
Speaker 1: if you can't back it out, just like, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: causes so much s trouble. I don't know that. It
Speaker 1: was so I loved it was my favorite Bachelor moments again.
Speaker 1: It's like what Doug was saying earlier. They really set
Speaker 1: it out that this person is it douche bag and
Speaker 1: they're gonna go up come up against it, right, they're
Speaker 1: setting it up for something great. So he's like talking
Speaker 1: this big grand game that he's sweating, and then sure
Speaker 1: enough he pulls for societies like you didn't somebody else
Speaker 1: he would have wrestled Joe. Yeah he didn't. He waited
Speaker 1: until he found out who exactly he sobody somebody tweeted
Speaker 1: us that it was like a Jan Brady like move
Speaker 1: of like the Brooklyns just sort of like okay, like
Speaker 1: we'll say okay. So then he's like all right, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. So then they're like, all right, well
Speaker 1: I'm not putting my my health in jeopardy and cut
Speaker 1: to dethrone Culton as defense jumper of the Bachelor, no
Speaker 1: of the Nurse with the with the Dean porn Stash
Speaker 1: hopped over the Rickety Home depot fence and was like,
Speaker 1: I'll fight him in the jeans. I'm gonna wrestle in
Speaker 1: my jeans, um and uh and then that way, you know.
Speaker 1: And I gotta say I thought it was a hot move.
Speaker 1: I he didn't get all the lesson and he showed up.
Speaker 1: He seemed fun as somebody. Somebody tweeted us that he's
Speaker 1: a perfect fun boy, Like here's this fun little twenty
Speaker 1: five year old boy jumping a fence with a mustache
Speaker 1: like a he definitely he seemed fun. Paget Smoke Show.
Speaker 1: What did you think? All right, well, thank you ardon
Speaker 1: for calling me. Did it feel good? It felt felt
Speaker 1: really good? Did you I think what happened was I
Speaker 1: don't know if the producers were like, hey, you wanna
Speaker 1: or if he just jumped, but he immediately supplants chasing
Speaker 1: as the bad guy. He's now the villain immediately and
Speaker 1: everything was set up so that he would be the
Speaker 1: villain because he actually I thought won that a bout
Speaker 1: against Chasing too, because he had Chasing on his back.
Speaker 1: He too, that's a wrestling win, right, So then they
Speaker 1: name it for Chasing, and then she asks him to
Speaker 1: go with them, So now he's the villain because I
Speaker 1: think they're like, I think we got everything out of Chase,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get the guy's just not bright enough
Speaker 1: to have like Chad like right, just hilarious statements. So
Speaker 1: we need to get a new bad guy. That's a
Speaker 1: really smart thing, because our bad guys are actually often smart.
Speaker 1: They're smart, funny dickheads, and this one is chasing, just
Speaker 1: says Moi Colliente. She's a smoke show. I'm gonna Wolverine
Speaker 1: so hard, Moi Collientois. Frank Hellientolliando, Bay, Frank Calliando, I
Speaker 1: am wover in so hard. Um, Doug, what did you
Speaker 1: think of Noah's jumping the fence. I think that he
Speaker 1: saw an opport. Claire would have loved it because he
Speaker 1: did not have it. Yeah, be like okay, because they
Speaker 1: were like, we need somebody to fight. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: his idea. He didn't like say hey, can I fight him?
Speaker 1: He would be like, we need somebody. He jumped over
Speaker 1: the fence, ripped his shirt off. That's so funny to me,
Speaker 1: is how you know all the other guys just kept
Speaker 1: treating it like, well, that's not fair that he did that,
Speaker 1: and it's like, well what they act. He took an
Speaker 1: opportunity and he ran with it, and you know it
Speaker 1: worked in his favor. So it's just so funny how
Speaker 1: everybody else gets so frustrated. I love how like they'll
Speaker 1: be like a group of six guys all mad at
Speaker 1: one other guy, Like all six of them are not
Speaker 1: going to end up with Tasia. It's going to just
Speaker 1: be one of them. So how why did they keep
Speaker 1: focusing their energy like, well, the six of us, we
Speaker 1: all have a united front. If we could all marry her,
Speaker 1: we would. We've moved in Utah and we'd all lived together.
Speaker 1: Can I make a quick plug? I never watched the
Speaker 1: Housewives franchise till this year. There's this. There's there's a
Speaker 1: new franchise of it that started last week. There's only
Speaker 1: been one episode. It's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: Is really didn't It's good it's such fun pandemic viewing.
Speaker 1: There's a woman on it who's married to her step
Speaker 1: grandfather and she says, it's been such a blessing for
Speaker 1: our whole family. It's and they're not even Mormon. It's
Speaker 1: really fantastic. Highly recommend five stars. You're only one episode, yeah,
Speaker 1: even like the second episode airs tonight, so I bet
Speaker 1: they'll probably rerun the first one beforehand. Highly recommend they
Speaker 1: come and strong. It's slc r h O s l
Speaker 1: C jest started. So tonight was the second episode ever?
Speaker 1: Has really fun, Tanna, did you watch it? I love it.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved it. It's really fun, and
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's a whole it's it's a whole
Speaker 1: situation that you would not picture in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: It's a whole fun thing and it's very interesting. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here we are and um Brendan, she uh yeah, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: like the same. So Chason is trying to appease the
Speaker 1: guys and Chason puts the belt down on the table
Speaker 1: and he was to night everyone is a champion, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about that cocktail party right after this break. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. But things are getting so
Speaker 1: hot in here, I think I gotta take your break
Speaker 1: and we're back. Okay. So we have the cocktail party
Speaker 1: and our boy Brendan, who got the horse date last week,
Speaker 1: he pulls her aside and he goes, Um, he's talking
Speaker 1: about it. Oh, he's talking. He doesn't put her side,
Speaker 1: he's talking to the guys. He goes, I think it's
Speaker 1: all fun and games that no One jumped the fence
Speaker 1: and wrestles his way back into a group date. But
Speaker 1: the second against the group rose, I'm gonna be pissed. Um.
Speaker 1: And so Noah gets pulled aside first by Tasha, and
Speaker 1: so then they kiss and she's like, bhoom, and you
Speaker 1: can see like the bougie side of I don't have
Speaker 1: a problem with the mustache. I thought he looked kind
Speaker 1: of cute. She was like, Hi, I wonder what you
Speaker 1: would look like without the mustache? Um, what do you
Speaker 1: shave that off tonight? Shave that mustache off tonight. Let's
Speaker 1: get that thing. Let's get that going right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get going right now. It's hilarious. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was like, that is the gal that likes that likes Bennett,
Speaker 1: Like the guy that like Ben's Bignett's and the robe
Speaker 1: does not want to fucking ironic mustache. Somebody's like, he's bougie.
Speaker 1: I'm bougie. She don't want no funny mustache. I can
Speaker 1: handle mustache. She can't handle a funny mustache. Doug Benson,
Speaker 1: what did you think? It was a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago when uh, he said, what's mustache? It's not even November.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know so many people with mustaches. It
Speaker 1: feels so conservative, like people couldn't handle a mustache. It
Speaker 1: was like, don't you know so many people like that?
Speaker 1: It's not that crazy, and they're like, it's a must
Speaker 1: like that, it's very conservative, you forget. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: funny too that he was like. She was like, hey,
Speaker 1: he's like what you know, like the mustache. It's like what, no,
Speaker 1: but what if? Right now? Listen, but I need to
Speaker 1: know what the fund is under that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hate your mustache. I hate your mustache. And then
Speaker 1: um so then Brendan, who she had the date with
Speaker 1: last week, gets pulled aside, and then that he was like, wow,
Speaker 1: you know, so both of us were divorced. We're getting
Speaker 1: we got back out there. How did you feel like
Speaker 1: going out there again? Getting back out in the horse.
Speaker 1: She was like, I was so broken at the time.
Speaker 1: I was just looking to fill a void. It's hard.
Speaker 1: And then so he was like, yeah, yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1: She's like, you need to stop talking. You needn't stop
Speaker 1: talking that she mouth kissed him so hard. So he
Speaker 1: talked a lot and he needed to not talk. He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: I talked to you. I just tried to talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to not do that. Don't do that. Don't
Speaker 1: talk to me, zip it, and I'm gonna kiss you. Robert.
Speaker 1: What would you think of a woman did that to you?
Speaker 1: I thought he be a little bit embarrassed, you know.
Speaker 1: She and she and she came in full mouth open
Speaker 1: yes again, just once again, just like I need you
Speaker 1: to shut up and open wide. You need to get
Speaker 1: on that right now, right now. We need on a
Speaker 1: tongue fight right now. She did, She said, she just
Speaker 1: and then he kissed her and then she backed him.
Speaker 1: She was like, you know, sometimes you just ramble and
Speaker 1: then bam right back. Then they tried to talk. He
Speaker 1: tried to talk again, and she just went back at it.
Speaker 1: If a woman did that to you. Would you be
Speaker 1: into it? Would you be ashamed? Would you be afraid? What?
Speaker 1: What would be a combo? Well, I you know, I'd
Speaker 1: enjoy the making out. But then in the back of
Speaker 1: my mind, now, every time he talks to her, he's
Speaker 1: gonna like be kind of you know, trying to rein
Speaker 1: in longer sentences, and that's not his jam. He does
Speaker 1: need to say a lot of words to get his
Speaker 1: thoughts out. Yeah, you know, I think he's actually just
Speaker 1: trying to be a gentleman like you. I think he's
Speaker 1: trying to be interested in her, like because because these
Speaker 1: guys don't get much time with her alone, like maybe
Speaker 1: you get five minutes every thirty six hours. So it's like,
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about you, so like, okay, so we're
Speaker 1: what was it like for you? I mean I most
Speaker 1: been like, well, you talked to much, trying to be sweet,
Speaker 1: just trying to be sweet. I'm a roof from Milford,
Speaker 1: mass And now I'm in the fucking pandemic and I'm
Speaker 1: living wearing turtlenecks in the hate and confused. Um. And
Speaker 1: then she says, I have major heart eyes for Brandon.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna win, and I really want
Speaker 1: him to win because I think they're so cute together,
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict, what do you uh is that's that's Brandon
Speaker 1: that guy? Yeah, ye b Yeah, I like him. Like
Speaker 1: I said, I like him. I think he's like but
Speaker 1: he sits too close, he sits really close, and he
Speaker 1: has kind of a dumb look on his face. But
Speaker 1: then but but he's actually a nice He's so sweet,
Speaker 1: I think so. The meanwhile, back at the cocktail party,
Speaker 1: Ben and pulled out collar shirt. Uh, He's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wait to go last. I got a whole planet.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go along. Great setup, It's great set up. Yea.
Speaker 1: They went back to him saying, like his strategy, if
Speaker 1: he sees her last, she's gonna be on his mind
Speaker 1: as the most important one. He's going to get a rose, etcetera.
Speaker 1: They showed him say he says that five or they
Speaker 1: keep going back to him saying that, And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I cannot wait to see how this doesn't
Speaker 1: work out for you? Yea? And how could it could
Speaker 1: not be worse? How it how it happens could not
Speaker 1: have been more uncomfortable for him? Let me ask you
Speaker 1: a question as our Rookie of the season, Doug, have
Speaker 1: you ever enjoyed the magic that is Bachelor in Paradise?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen an episode of that show? I
Speaker 1: don't think I have. Okay, let me just tell you
Speaker 1: a little a preview of why you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: On Bachelor in Paradise, they don't have to protect anyone,
Speaker 1: So on this show, the editors have to at least
Speaker 1: protect the lead as being Prince Charming or like Cinderella,
Speaker 1: like the dream. So even if they're a fool, they
Speaker 1: will not edit it so that they're the fool. The
Speaker 1: guys will be the fool, or the gals will be
Speaker 1: the fool, but it won't be the lead. On Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise, no one is spared, and the editors will
Speaker 1: literally make it look like Sometimes people will be hammered
Speaker 1: and crying and talking to a producer off camera, and
Speaker 1: they will make it look like they're pouring their heart
Speaker 1: out to like a raccoon or a crab. Things like that,
Speaker 1: like they fuck over what's that the Claire? They make
Speaker 1: Claire was tit to raccoon. So they like hate all
Speaker 1: the contestants and will go out of their way with
Speaker 1: their editing to make people. So they would take something
Speaker 1: like I want to go last, but then they would
Speaker 1: have him like talking to like a wine bottle, or
Speaker 1: they make every they amp up the humiliation in such
Speaker 1: a way you're gonna love it. Yeah, funniest show on TV.
Speaker 1: It's the funniest show on television. Should win. It's fantastic,
Speaker 1: It's my favorite. And of people have gotten married. People
Speaker 1: have gotten married after getting together like four couples or something, right,
Speaker 1: Jadie Tanner. And then there's a lot of higher tracker, actually,
Speaker 1: I because you spend more time together as couples, you
Speaker 1: get you get a lot more you know what you're
Speaker 1: getting into, more than on the on this one. So
Speaker 1: then um so Ben loves to go last, and chas
Speaker 1: and pulls her aside and he goes, you're looking, moy bonita,
Speaker 1: I can't. And then because you're looking bone that was
Speaker 1: all they really cut from that. Meanwhile, uh No of
Speaker 1: the nurse comes back, interrupts her with some I think
Speaker 1: Jordan's and then she shaves it and you can see
Speaker 1: she likes she liked that more than the blind fault.
Speaker 1: She was like, yeah, and so looking He's like staying
Speaker 1: are looking in the mirror, like acting like it's going
Speaker 1: to be the most massive sacrifice of his life, like
Speaker 1: it's such he's really got to think about it. And
Speaker 1: then he goes back and you see that he's still
Speaker 1: got the mustache, and it was like the move would
Speaker 1: have been just go shave it off and then come back.
Speaker 1: But he shows up with a razor. I thought that
Speaker 1: was smart and interrupts somebody smart and leave it off,
Speaker 1: even lets her decide if it's going to be stubble
Speaker 1: or completely gone. I thought that was his sexy, smart,
Speaker 1: dumb batchelor move. Paget, what did you think sexy, smart,
Speaker 1: dumb or douche No, he he clearly. I think he
Speaker 1: went back to the room to shave, and I bet
Speaker 1: you the producers pulled him aside and said, hold on,
Speaker 1: you know what we want. We want you to take
Speaker 1: the razor out to her and have her do it.
Speaker 1: He seems like kind of a weasel when he shows
Speaker 1: back up with his mustache, when you're like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: we just heard he's been gone for an hour. Now
Speaker 1: he's back. He isn't shaved. But then he it's first
Speaker 1: of all, he's talking about how his mustache just his
Speaker 1: secret power. He wants to make sure he's gonna be
Speaker 1: okay afterwards. I think is insecure about his face. To
Speaker 1: be honest with you, Yes, I think he looks he
Speaker 1: looks looks like like a jigglow. He looks like a
Speaker 1: like a like the very high end Santa Monica Boulevard
Speaker 1: gay jigglow. He's beautiful, he's twenty five. I think he
Speaker 1: was trying to look older and rougher. But then after
Speaker 1: she shaves it, he is so smarmy when he's like,
Speaker 1: oh oh, and she's like what what thinks? Something's on
Speaker 1: her face? And he's like, you haven't kissed me without
Speaker 1: a mustache yet? Like it was diabolical, Dr Banana? What
Speaker 1: did you think Dr Bananta had a vis? I don't
Speaker 1: know how I feel about no Uh. I don't know
Speaker 1: about him. Yeah, like that as hot as he thinks
Speaker 1: he is, and yet I would probably make out with
Speaker 1: him and then he myself. Yeah, he's like one of
Speaker 1: those guys you make out on the next morning all
Speaker 1: your friends are like, you know, paid out with Noah? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean the reality is I have terrible taste, and
Speaker 1: I did people like you? You mean that with Noah like, what,
Speaker 1: I had a broken bottle. I was dancing. He stumbled
Speaker 1: up and replaced my broken bottle with a new broken bottle.
Speaker 1: You know his mom is married to her step grandfather, right,
Speaker 1: He's not like Dean. Dean is gorgeous mustache or not
Speaker 1: like Dean is so fucking hot, it doesn't matter. Noah
Speaker 1: is a cutie pie, but he's not Dean. And like
Speaker 1: you could see, he was like, he's the only handsome
Speaker 1: about my big boy mustache. It's my secret power. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So then they kissed and she goes, you're kind of
Speaker 1: hot because you haven't kissed me yet. And then so
Speaker 1: then she goes back. She's like, wow, it's been really fun.
Speaker 1: And then Ben was like, can I still leave her? Second,
Speaker 1: she's like, Ben, the night over hotly, I'm disappointed you
Speaker 1: didn't come find me earlier in front of everyone. And
Speaker 1: then uh, and then she says to all the guys, well,
Speaker 1: I think he looks good without the stash, do you
Speaker 1: guys degree and it's silence hilarious. That could have been
Speaker 1: when they were sitting around board earlier. And then Brandon goes, look,
Speaker 1: if you're like a dude and you got a mustache,
Speaker 1: and uh, you wear the mustache, you know, you gotta
Speaker 1: like it. But if you're a guy, you're like actually hilarious,
Speaker 1: like actually like a solid dude. Obviously that wasn't the case.
Speaker 1: I loved it. And then they got on he like
Speaker 1: pulled them aside and he got on the miniature horse
Speaker 1: things they and they did the horse hit hip thrust,
Speaker 1: which was such a joy, such a joy to go out.
Speaker 1: I mean overall, I say, so far, the taste of
Speaker 1: it to see ten out of ten imagined, because because
Speaker 1: that's what Doug. They're flying too, like Iceland, they're flying
Speaker 1: to like Costa Rica, they're going all of the going
Speaker 1: to Fiji. Yeah, things to experience and talk about. They
Speaker 1: can talk about the trip itself, and they don't really
Speaker 1: have to open up as much as they do in
Speaker 1: this version. This is just they just have to be raw,
Speaker 1: just trying to you know, trying to convince her that
Speaker 1: they're the one. Yeah, but that's why it was interesting
Speaker 1: that Brandon. It feels like Brandon is the only one
Speaker 1: who has had a really long date with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: has there been another one on one yet that doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like it? No, he seems to have the upper
Speaker 1: hand just from that, and and he's the only one
Speaker 1: they that she's discussed having kids with. Um, you guys,
Speaker 1: who do you think is going to win? Give me
Speaker 1: your top three? Who do you think the final three
Speaker 1: are going to be. I'm gonna go for my top three.
Speaker 1: I'll start, I will take the hit top three, I
Speaker 1: say Brandon, I say I'm gonna stick with Noah the nurse.
Speaker 1: I think no one's gonna make it far. And I
Speaker 1: do think that he's the one that the dad says,
Speaker 1: why do you like this fool? Because I think the
Speaker 1: parent I think they're not gonna like Noah. And then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Ivan, Um, okay, Doug Benton Europe. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a real horse race at this point.
Speaker 1: I feel like no one's emerged that I think is
Speaker 1: the front runner. But I think he was, you know, again,
Speaker 1: he didn't get to do much last night. But they'll
Speaker 1: still think Spencer is in pretty good shape. I forgot
Speaker 1: about Spencer, right, Yeah. I think he's like really one
Speaker 1: to watch. I think he okay Spencer or the other
Speaker 1: top two towards the end because also when people talk
Speaker 1: ship to Spencer or he'll be able to he seems
Speaker 1: like he'll be able to give it back. He's smart enough,
Speaker 1: he doesn't care. Yeah, and with a smile on his
Speaker 1: face too, just makes them angrier and dumber. Um and
Speaker 1: then um gosh, Brandon, I mean Brandon. It just seems
Speaker 1: like it's he's just set because they just bonded so
Speaker 1: much on that one day and the thing where she
Speaker 1: tells him to stop talking so she could kiss him
Speaker 1: some more. You know, even though he'll take that as
Speaker 1: a negative in his mind, probably it's a very positive
Speaker 1: thing in terms of where he's at with her. Like,
Speaker 1: it was funny the three they sent home or three
Speaker 1: people that, like, you know, I could barely name them.
Speaker 1: I did not know who they were. One of the
Speaker 1: ones she said home got proceeded to get COVID and
Speaker 1: get into a car accident and has a has a
Speaker 1: mark on his nose that looks a lot like that's right.
Speaker 1: He got COVID and then immediately got into the car
Speaker 1: accident because he was upset that he got COVID. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, Peter did. Yeah, he found out he
Speaker 1: got COVID. He was so upset and he like drove
Speaker 1: into something. Oh my god, that guy guy, Um, Rob Bennedict,
Speaker 1: Who do you think it's gonna win? I think I
Speaker 1: actually think Zach maybe has a chance. Is it that
Speaker 1: that's what that's what your boy, that's what your boy
Speaker 1: Greg thinks exactly what. I think the addiction specialist is
Speaker 1: gonna win. I think that he's got some kind of game.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't necessarily see it,
Speaker 1: but I think she's drawn to him, and he's super cocky.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he's got a shot. I'd
Speaker 1: say Brandon and I like to really, who's the sweet
Speaker 1: guy who gave her a strawberry? So yeah, that's but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Zach may go far alright, Paget think he's
Speaker 1: gonna take it. I don't know who. I have a
Speaker 1: sneaking suspicion that Spencer will be very strong later. I
Speaker 1: agree with Doug, but I also think that Bennett is
Speaker 1: going to be around for a long time. And Van
Speaker 1: Brandon I forgot. I don't think Ivan is I don't
Speaker 1: think Ivan's tough enough. What about Easy? What about Easy?
Speaker 1: I like Easy, but I don't think she's responding to Easy.
Speaker 1: You know, he's the way I think easy. I would say,
Speaker 1: like I like easy. I like Noah, these are not
Speaker 1: the guys I would pick. They're the guys I think
Speaker 1: she's gonna be. I also think that he's not getting
Speaker 1: a lot of camera time, which always says to me
Speaker 1: that he maybe his story is not gonna last long.
Speaker 1: I think maybe he would do well in Paradise because
Speaker 1: he's so cute. He's he's going to Paradise, He'll be great. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: well we Katie Anna. Have you guys changed your picks
Speaker 1: from last week? Um? Your number one? Who's your number one?
Speaker 1: I think I said Brendan, right, I think with that Yeah,
Speaker 1: as of no, I mean even like they barely talked,
Speaker 1: they didn't talk a lot, but when they did, it
Speaker 1: seemed very like they had a really deep connection. And
Speaker 1: she seems to really like them. And I think the
Speaker 1: fact that they're both divorced, I think really it's important
Speaker 1: because up they both kind of get it. You know. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like I like it. Dr. I think my tops
Speaker 1: are Brendan, Ivan and Spenser at this point. Okay, well, um,
Speaker 1: you guys, can I just say I asked for you?
Speaker 1: Guys are bringing it with our reviews on iTunes and
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Speaker 1: ones we like. We have had so many fun We're
Speaker 1: trying to get past the thousand stars, and I'm telling
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Speaker 1: up to eight two uh and ninety two ratings five stars.
Speaker 1: So many fun reviews came in this week. You guys
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Speaker 1: us with our sponsorship, it helps us like get higher
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Speaker 1: Here's one. Um, God, there's so many things that make
Speaker 1: me laugh. Here's one. This is from Ashley Grace six
Speaker 1: five stars. Work on your key goels before listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast. This is the best podcast in the entire
Speaker 1: bachelorette or Bachelor franchise land. I've been listening to Arten
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Speaker 1: week while I was pregnant, and I swear to this
Speaker 1: day she recognizes all of your voices. I would laugh
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Speaker 1: Arden is an incredible host with a genuine heart and
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Speaker 1: franchise shows so much better. I find myself talking back
Speaker 1: to Arden and Friends questions and I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: almost part of the game myself. I do have to
Speaker 1: say that I miss Arden's guest intro songs so much,
Speaker 1: and I knew she would start doing them again really soon.
Speaker 1: Art and we love your songs and Mr beautiful singing voice,
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Speaker 1: Some of them were the which one who who had them? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was Rob Benedict had the cat That so good. Um,
Speaker 1: those were some really great reviews. There were so many more,
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Speaker 1: new review, particularly when there's a new five star review.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Okay, let's see here's Anna. Do you want
Speaker 1: to hear a great email? Yes? Please, Okay, here's a
Speaker 1: new one. This is from Gonna Say It Wrong Jania Huber.
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Speaker 1: let me start out by saying, I hate my job.
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Speaker 1: guys keep me company during my shifts. I just finished
Speaker 1: your Juan Pablo episodes and I'm working through your Goat
Speaker 1: episodes along with when you post this for the season,
Speaker 1: and my coworkers probably think I'm insane and they see
Speaker 1: me laughing and tearing up by myself. When I watch
Speaker 1: episodes and something crazy goes down, I find myself thinking,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear what Art and the Gang
Speaker 1: I'll love to say about this As a college student,
Speaker 1: and it's still stressful time and with a not so
Speaker 1: enjoyable job, hearing you guys analyze the mystical beauty and
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Speaker 1: love your different guests, and especially love Jarius Rookie of
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Speaker 1: podcast to be a bright spot on my day. I
Speaker 1: can't wait to read little Miss Little Compton, and I
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Speaker 1: do next. Keep up the great work you guys. Your
Speaker 1: biggest fan, Jania. How sweet is that? Thanks Jania? Don't
Speaker 1: we love a college student? Yeah? I like. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: it's been so rough these last few months, but I'm
Speaker 1: glad you've been enjoying listening me too. I'll tell you what,
Speaker 1: man is no joke for anyone, and I feel like
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Speaker 1: a quick email from Melly Heartless Bachelor Mansion on Airbnb,
Speaker 1: my Queen's I love the podcast and the three of
Speaker 1: you are amazing. I know you're busy, so will cut
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Speaker 1: you have it. The Bachelor Mansion is on Airbnb. Is
Speaker 1: there any way the podcast and frequent Awesome guests can
Speaker 1: book and do a show there. I would literally love
Speaker 1: to see it. It doesn't even have to be live.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a better way to end this
Speaker 1: year a high note than seeing Arden and Anna and
Speaker 1: Katie in the Bachelor House. That sounds like would be
Speaker 1: hilarious and such an experience. I love the show. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited for the rest of the season. Sincerely, Melissa, Lissa,
Speaker 1: I like the cut of your jim. I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you thank you for emailing it to us. It's if
Speaker 1: I was like a really rich lady, I would pay
Speaker 1: my friends to all quarantine and then we would all
Speaker 1: COVID tests and then we would go. I say, we
Speaker 1: just spend the holidays at the Bachelor Mansion. We should
Speaker 1: just start a go fund me. My friend looked up
Speaker 1: he like, did the thing of how much it would
Speaker 1: cost for two nights two nights at the Bachelor Mansion.
Speaker 1: It's like eleven thousand dollars. It's fourteen thousand dollars, two hundreds,
Speaker 1: two hundred sixty two dollars. Yeah, now, fucking service fee
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Speaker 1: I mean lore than that I can't do. By the way,
Speaker 1: the cleaning feet should be five dollars sending up after
Speaker 1: like all that dried jis from like that like years
Speaker 1: and that you want that thing scrubbed it down? Do
Speaker 1: you think they are AIRBN being this because they weren't
Speaker 1: able to get the Yeah, they were banking on it.
Speaker 1: I want to go look at later and see if
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Speaker 1: unavailable day. It's some wondering if it like it's been booked.
Speaker 1: I'm curious. I mean, if I was like generous rich
Speaker 1: or if I was like on like a procedural or something,
Speaker 1: I would keep. Yeah, well, guys, will you help us
Speaker 1: pick a tweet of the week? Yeah, okay, if you
Speaker 1: want to participate. You're new to the podcast, You're like,
Speaker 1: how do I do it? You tag me and Anna
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Speaker 1: Pacific time Tuesday nights. And uh, Anna wheedled it down.
Speaker 1: She sends me like sixty ones and then I pick
Speaker 1: a bunch and then we narrow it down to two.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, We've got about eight. This
Speaker 1: is from Liz to Nicole at Jessy Lizzie Raps. Spencer
Speaker 1: is wearing the Talbot's outfit that my father bought me
Speaker 1: to look respectable and at my grandparents country club that
Speaker 1: I subsequently wore to play, a huge dike and a
Speaker 1: Christopher drawing play. Um uh. This is also from Jesse
Speaker 1: Lizzie Raps Chason, you can barely handle English. Let's leave
Speaker 1: Mui bunita at home. Bra um. This is also from
Speaker 1: Jesse Lizzie Raps. Colton ran so Noah could walk. Fence jump.
Speaker 1: It's a fence jump. This is from Cheyenne Constant at
Speaker 1: Trixie firecracker. We've all seen fifty shades blindfolding someone and
Speaker 1: then just kissing. It is not the vibe. What's next?
Speaker 1: Butt plugs for hand holding? Uh? This is from this
Speaker 1: seth that at Basebone one. Ashley I yelling sorry I
Speaker 1: was tested, followed by Jared holding a baby? Is the
Speaker 1: reality TV show I wish I was watching right now? Um?
Speaker 1: This is from Lauren Gene Johnson at Words by l
Speaker 1: I J. Without the stash. Noah is just three boys
Speaker 1: in a trench coat. Okay. Um. This is from Donna
Speaker 1: Ray Gibbs at Donna Ray Gibbs Chason. I just want
Speaker 1: to focus on one thing, Claricia. It's a combo of clarentation.
Speaker 1: There we go, Okay, okay um, okay, let's see. This
Speaker 1: is from Lauren J. Johnson at Works by l I J. Chason.
Speaker 1: Why do you think I'm not here for the right reasons?
Speaker 1: Bro Ed pulls out slide projector according to this power point,
Speaker 1: you call yourself Wolverine? Next slide? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Last few business rat Coon at ABC Madison. I don't
Speaker 1: want a man that wants Instagram followers, but let me
Speaker 1: tell you about sugar bear hair. Um alright, final one,
Speaker 1: the final two. This is actually by tweets by Quinn. Well.
Speaker 1: If Ed doesn't leave with Tassia, at least he'll have Carlos.
Speaker 1: This is from Lauren at Purple Underscore Hayes pretty sure
Speaker 1: the grown ass man is the anesthesiologists who treated COVID patients. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna do three boys in a trench coat.
Speaker 1: Yeah um, And that's the one I thought was funny,
Speaker 1: and then the lot of the Talbot's the Talbot's yeah,
Speaker 1: the first one. Okay, So here we go. It's down
Speaker 1: to these two. Liz Tunkle at Jizzy Lizzy Raps Spencer
Speaker 1: is wearing the Talbot's outfit that my father bought me
Speaker 1: to look respectable in at my grandparents country club that
Speaker 1: I subsequently wore to play a huge dike in a
Speaker 1: Christopher drag play or or um Lauren Gene Johnson at
Speaker 1: Words by l I J. Without the stash. Noah is
Speaker 1: just three boys in a trench coat, three boys in
Speaker 1: a trench code or Talbot's healfbit, I'm gonna go three
Speaker 1: boys in a trench coat Doug Benson boys paget trench.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know the first, Tal's like Talbot's Talbot,
Speaker 1: Talbot's Christopher d Yeah, okay, tan Uh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: trench coat, okay, Robbie b Three Boys Okay, and then
Speaker 1: Katie Levine trench cut, trench cut, definitely all right, you
Speaker 1: are the winner. Lawrang and Johnson were Bye l I
Speaker 1: j without a trench coat. What would you like to
Speaker 1: Doug Benson? Well, first of all, I like to say
Speaker 1: that I think the Bachelrette jumped the fence last night. Um,
Speaker 1: I've got a internet comedy show coming up on Saturday,
Speaker 1: December six, Boxing Day in Canada, but that'll be a
Speaker 1: Pacific time and you can get tickets at rush ticks
Speaker 1: dot com. Thank you for having me again. This is
Speaker 1: really fun. We can't wait to have you. We have
Speaker 1: you coming back on our Jumpsuit episode. You're you are
Speaker 1: a wonderful bachelor, our rookie of the season, really killing it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us, Rob Bennedict. Don't you have
Speaker 1: a podcast? Don't now? I do have a podcast called
Speaker 1: Kings of Con and that comes out every Wednesday. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on some Netflix stuff next year, but
Speaker 1: I'll let you know when that comes out. It's not
Speaker 1: out yet. I'm just so happy to be back. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, we love having you back. And uh we
Speaker 1: need to have quite honestly, this combo. I guess good combo.
Speaker 1: This is a good combo. Uh, Paget, Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Oh? They can find me on Twitter at
Speaker 1: at Paget Paget, Yes, Instagram at Paget Paget Graham. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know google it, I don't remember why.
Speaker 1: I don't do it that much. Um, but but but
Speaker 1: pay attention because I think the thrilling adventure hour we're
Speaker 1: gonna do in a couple of weeks. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: like a cocktails with the cast thing if you guys
Speaker 1: want to, uh meet up with us at five o'clock
Speaker 1: and we're gonna just talk to people in answer questions.
Speaker 1: I think. I don't know when that is everyone. I
Speaker 1: love all of that. I have my my book event.
Speaker 1: As I mentioned earlier, it should be really fun. It's
Speaker 1: this Friday at five it's with uh Sandra sing Low,
Speaker 1: um who is hosting it. And it's me and Annabelle
Speaker 1: grew Witch and it's called the lit Up Series and um,
Speaker 1: it's at five PM and Uh, I'm doing a ten
Speaker 1: minute spot. I'll be talking about my book. Uh Sandra
Speaker 1: sing Low as she's on NPR. She's an author, she's
Speaker 1: a contributor to the Atlantic and uh so I will
Speaker 1: post on our Facebook where you guys can get your
Speaker 1: tickets if you want to come to that. You can
Speaker 1: also order little Miss Little Compton excuse you. You can
Speaker 1: get a signed copy from Art and Marine book dot
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Speaker 1: holiday gifts. Assholes, uh Page and Rob and Anna they've
Speaker 1: all read it. They love the book, love it, love it.
Speaker 1: There's also an audio book out now. If you're like
Speaker 1: I'll like to read, I'll read to you. If you're like,
Speaker 1: I need to hear more of this high pitched voice. Well, Anna, Katie,
Speaker 1: anything you want to promote my friends, you can just
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Speaker 1: me or tweets of the weeks. Kay, I'm Katie Underscore
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Speaker 1: um it's for the Senate seats and early voting starts December,
Speaker 1: so please register, get an absent key ballot. Just vote please,
Speaker 1: it would be great. Yeah. Well, everybody, stay safe, be
Speaker 1: nice to want another, wear a mask, don't do giant
Speaker 1: thanksgivings inside. But you know what, I'm not the boss
Speaker 1: of you. I'm just a podcast host about the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: rooting for everybody to be safe and sound well. Chat
Speaker 1: soon bye. I'm going to get all up and get tonight.
Speaker 1: I feel so good. I'm just gotta want of questions.
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