Speaker 1: Are you in are Chicago?
Speaker 2: Chicago? In Chicago?
Speaker 1: It looks like a Chicago apartment. I can already tell
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That arch, yeah, a little door.
Speaker 3: I love that little arch.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How's the heat? Isn't it supposed to be like one?
Speaker 3: Ten fucking hot?
Speaker 1: Wrap it up? I gotta get out of here, Marcel
Speaker 1: Marcel and kicks off the episode. I'm giving us the
Speaker 1: wrap it up motion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I give you the last I'm not doing under
Speaker 2: get to the end.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three fifty three,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Daily's I Guys, a production of by
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Speaker 1: feel like I want RFK there. I was like, it's
Speaker 1: like kind of weird. It happens to us all. This
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Speaker 1: aka east Point Junior. An anagram of Jack O'Brien courtesy
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Speaker 2: Oh just jr.
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't have a JR.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Top three anagram of Jack O'Brien. Thank you, Maniche. I'm
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 1: mister Miles Gras, Miles Red. Yeah, I'm buyingm moldies.
Speaker 2: Only got twenty dollars in my podcet, I'm hung looking
Speaker 2: for a dusty.
Speaker 1: This is fucking moldy.
Speaker 2: Shout out Snarpyla on the Discord, Because Yeah, when I
Speaker 2: go to a gas station and I need to break
Speaker 2: change or something, I end up buying picking the dustiest
Speaker 2: fucking item in the gas station market. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I don't pick the normal things, but thank you.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like I'll be like, oh, there's ruffles, but then I'll
Speaker 2: see like a pack of like spicy, like Mexican spicy
Speaker 2: peanuts or some shit. I'm like, walk up with those
Speaker 2: and I pick it up and there's no one has
Speaker 2: bought them in like eight years.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, but I like this. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had a powdered sugar donut where the powdered sugar doesn't
Speaker 1: even come off on your fingers? That's sold like it's
Speaker 1: whole stuff?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like stuff like plaster.
Speaker 3: There are you shopping?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want to go there? Is it a discount?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I'm sorry, sir, this this is not coming
Speaker 1: off on my fingers.
Speaker 2: The splashes, I'm throwing it off the wall like a racketball.
Speaker 1: Nothing. Damn damn. Well, speaking of damn, we are throlled
Speaker 1: to be joined in our third seat by one of
Speaker 1: our favorite guests, one of your favorite guests, the writer actor,
Speaker 1: one of the funniest stand up comedians doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She has an incredible stand up special called Bitch Grow
Speaker 1: Up that you must go watch on Max even if
Speaker 1: you've seen it already. It's time for a rewatch.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's the hilarious and talented Marcela ar Well.
Speaker 3: It's me, It's me, It's me, Marcella really I want
Speaker 3: you guys to I want I need the producers to
Speaker 3: include the AKA thing. I always forget that you guys
Speaker 3: do that until I'm here, and I'm like, fuck, I
Speaker 3: wanted to write one for myself.
Speaker 1: You know, zeke gag, let's do it. Yeah, I bet
Speaker 1: there might be one in the.
Speaker 3: Guess they just I mean, but like, why would they?
Speaker 3: They don't know what I'm going to be on one
Speaker 3: of these days. I'm gonna also shout out to the Zigang.
Speaker 3: You guys are some of the best fucking listener fans
Speaker 3: of porters. I swear to fucking god. I did a
Speaker 3: podcast last week where the last time I was on
Speaker 3: it apparently people made a Reddit threat about how unpleasant
Speaker 3: I was, which was whole. I mean, you can go
Speaker 3: read it. It's fucking to me. It's hilarious because people
Speaker 3: are just too fucking sensitive, especially like certain listeners of
Speaker 3: certain podcasts are a little more sensortive than, uh than
Speaker 3: a normal person should be. And some of from the
Speaker 3: Zeitgang went in there. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 3: the name is because I don't memorize the shit because
Speaker 3: I don't actually care that deeply, but someone went in
Speaker 3: there and was like, you know, Marcella's humor is not.
Speaker 1: For everybody, like broken down?
Speaker 2: Okay, Like yeah, broken down.
Speaker 3: Like That's why I know the Zeitgang is better people
Speaker 3: than other people because they're not like she fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: I mean, if some people don't like me, that's fine.
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys know, at the beginning, people had
Speaker 3: a hard time with me, but now I feel like
Speaker 3: people get it and if they don't want to listen,
Speaker 3: they just maybe skip an episode, that's fine, but they
Speaker 3: don't make and make a whole fucking.
Speaker 2: Reddit post about it. Sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but one of your guys listeners was like, she
Speaker 3: is not for everybody, but I personally enjoy when she's on.
Speaker 3: And it was one of those things where I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is how normal person talks to a normal person,
Speaker 3: because these people are so convinced that I'm just the devil,
Speaker 3: right right right anyways, So Zikang, you guys are the
Speaker 3: ship for real, for real. I know I always show
Speaker 3: you love, but most of you are normal motherfuckers who
Speaker 3: appreciate a crazy man.
Speaker 2: The love is there love, So there are there's there's
Speaker 2: a Maroon five wake up call here ak for you,
Speaker 2: Marcella somebody wrote down an umbrella Ella Marcelollo, Yella, Marcella
Speaker 2: Ella here you want, you want to do one here,
Speaker 2: I'll put it in the chat. You can perform it
Speaker 2: because you know everybody knows that one boom. There, it is, there,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 5: Although we often work together, we still guys sell them
Speaker 5: to never. I'm just anxious, fella, especially when I'm getting
Speaker 5: bully Marcella hella under Marcella's umbrella boom.
Speaker 1: On the discord.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that went with the vibe too. That was perfect.
Speaker 1: That was perfect, and that I think that's the last
Speaker 1: time you were on. We established that I have a
Speaker 1: pay pig relationship with you, where every time you make
Speaker 1: fun of me, I'm secretly really into it. You can
Speaker 1: hear a little my little dick moves and you can
Speaker 1: hear a pervert little exhale whatever she roasts me, your hope,
Speaker 1: it's a little a little cough of dust. Yeah, ship amazing. Well,
Speaker 1: there it is there, it is.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me back. I love being on here.
Speaker 3: I haven't been on here in a while.
Speaker 2: You on post Chicago move you were still Cali based, right,
Speaker 2: but yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't been on here in a hyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so now you're Chicago loving it, But.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah I am. I'm I'm I won't say I'm
Speaker 3: loving it, but I am appreciating that things are working out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, well you only two months in, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? So yeah, yeah, like a state like California
Speaker 2: where you're fing.
Speaker 3: I was traumatized. The move was traumatizing because I had
Speaker 3: I had a hitch a trailer to my little mini
Speaker 3: suv and it was not I drove the whole way
Speaker 3: and it was really stressful and traumatizing and I almost
Speaker 3: hate a deer. After like two other back to back
Speaker 3: incidents on the freeway and then like I was like,
Speaker 3: I need to exit because I'm I have so much
Speaker 3: anxiety and stress from this, like whatever. I think. It
Speaker 3: was like a thirty minute thing of just insane traffic
Speaker 3: and construction and I was like, let me exit right here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and there's there's a first of all, there was another
Speaker 3: car that was merging back onto the freeway, but they
Speaker 3: were like parked, So I was like, you know, when
Speaker 3: you see she'it like that, you're supposed to fucking keep
Speaker 3: your eyes open, like whenever you see a parked car
Speaker 3: that and they're not supposed to be parked there. You're like,
Speaker 3: what's going on? I couldn't see. I slowed down a
Speaker 3: little extra more, which shout out to that because I
Speaker 3: think that definitely saved my ass. I think I went
Speaker 3: down to fifteen miles per hour because I think the
Speaker 3: exit was like twenty five miles per hour or something
Speaker 3: like that, and I went down really low, and glad
Speaker 3: thank god I did, because yeah, the deer, I would
Speaker 3: have hit that motherfucker, and like, I that just a
Speaker 3: it got so close that it was one of those
Speaker 3: things where as soon as I parked, I fucking started
Speaker 3: crying because I was like, shit, so we're just too
Speaker 3: much back to back ship. It was so fucked Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was literally traumatized from driving across the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're there. I had a long drive a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago from Vermont to New Jersey and the like.
Speaker 1: We hit a rainstorm probably in like our two of seven,
Speaker 1: so it was so gnarly, like all the all the
Speaker 1: cars had their hazards on where we're going, like fifteen
Speaker 1: miles per hour even like at a certain point even
Speaker 1: the yeah, exactly, it turned into la when it's when
Speaker 1: there's a light sun shower. But even the like big
Speaker 1: tractor trailers started like slowing down, which usually they are
Speaker 1: like scoffing at you as they like go bye, but
Speaker 1: they had their hazards on. And then I still had
Speaker 1: like five hours of drive left, and I was like
Speaker 1: drenched and just like my fucking nerves were jangling, and
Speaker 1: I was just like, yo.
Speaker 2: He just passed out the second you put it in park.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And then like all my kid my kids
Speaker 1: are just like you know, looking at their iPad or
Speaker 1: like napping in the background. They're just like, why are
Speaker 1: you going so driving a breakdown?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you call me Jack?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 7: Mom?
Speaker 2: Jack's crying?
Speaker 1: Why is Jack crying?
Speaker 2: Is Jack crying?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 1: Is Jack crying? Mom?
Speaker 3: Why is Jack crying?
Speaker 1: Mom?
Speaker 8: Mom?
Speaker 2: Mom? I'm your father, and I'm pretty sure Rain's getting
Speaker 2: in the car.
Speaker 1: That's what's losers. But yeah, that ship, there are some
Speaker 1: drives that are just Yeah, I get that the human
Speaker 1: body and brain was not built for this sort of Yeah.
Speaker 3: I definitely the trailer really fucked everything because I couldn't
Speaker 3: see behind me being dick heeads was it was really heavy,
Speaker 3: So I was like, I can I can only go
Speaker 3: so fast guys. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 3: It was really I think what really bummed me out
Speaker 3: was how many this is going to sound so ignorant,
Speaker 3: but how many trucks drive were such sticks to me
Speaker 3: because I make such a point to be nice to
Speaker 3: fucking truck drivers, Like I always let them in.
Speaker 8: I always, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: You can't be a woman and do that. You think
Speaker 3: you're trying to give them a I.
Speaker 1: Want to jack you off in a really weird way.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, you're like very like you let them in
Speaker 2: your mind.
Speaker 3: Always, I'm always like building my truck driver karma because
Speaker 3: I just don't like believe in like passing them and like, no,
Speaker 3: I don't believe in that, like bus buses too. It's like,
Speaker 3: you know, let them in. But these motherfuckers were fucking
Speaker 3: dick heads, especially like through Nebraska and Wyoming. It was
Speaker 3: like I was like, what the fuck? What did I
Speaker 3: ever do to you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're you're on the road to the trailer
Speaker 2: not going slow or faster.
Speaker 3: I know, didn't they know? Yeah, what other job can
Speaker 3: you do that? You can just like push people out
Speaker 3: of the way and scare them a little bit. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, you're no one cares.
Speaker 2: Like a security guard for like Taylor Swift or Beyonce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they would get repercussions if they hurt someone.
Speaker 1: We've said, you can kind of do a little light
Speaker 1: face mush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've seen it where Selena Gomez what flipped
Speaker 3: out on a security guy because he fucking was too
Speaker 3: aggressive to a fan. Yeah, so I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: One can win, driver's got it. Yeah, so I guess
Speaker 2: struck drivers stay out, stay on top.
Speaker 3: Almost kill you, and they just drive away later.
Speaker 1: All right, we are going to get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment, Marcella. First we're
Speaker 1: going to tell okay, we're not good. But first we're
Speaker 1: going to tell the listeners a couple of things we're
Speaker 1: talking about today. We're talking about the latest right wing
Speaker 1: Tim Wall's conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: They got a jinger required.
Speaker 1: They required a whole thirty seconds of googling to debunk,
Speaker 1: but you know they're they're just grasping for straws.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about how the anti choice advocates
Speaker 1: are dealing with the new Trump vance policy of being
Speaker 1: pro choice no ish. Uh, So we'll talk about that
Speaker 1: we'll talk about how there's just like buying ads to
Speaker 1: make Trump feel like they're doing something. He wants to
Speaker 1: see himself on TV.
Speaker 2: He wan't say that too much to ask baby wants
Speaker 2: to be on Blueie? Can you put blue on for baby?
Speaker 1: All of that plenty more, But first, Marcella, we do
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history that's realing about who you are?
Speaker 3: You know, what is it my search?
Speaker 7: I could.
Speaker 3: I was like trying to go through all my safaris
Speaker 3: and I was like, what the fuck I've been doing shit,
Speaker 3: I haven't been researching anything, but I did. Last week
Speaker 3: during the DNC, I googled Kamala's dad because I was like,
Speaker 3: because everybody talks about I don't know if they did
Speaker 3: anything on her dad. I don't know if I missed it.
Speaker 2: I feel like they he was very I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't feel like he wasn't mentioned.
Speaker 3: No, he wasn't mentioned from what I saw, and I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure I watched most of it, and they do
Speaker 3: the whole like it's too bad her mother won't be
Speaker 3: here because she's dead. Make she rest in peace. But
Speaker 3: I googled the dad because I was like what the fuck.
Speaker 3: You know, what's his deal? He's still alive? Like do
Speaker 3: we not? He's not getting a shout out?
Speaker 2: And oh no, she did mention him in her speech.
Speaker 1: Actually, but I'm.
Speaker 3: Saying like a background, yeah, you know, like a profile.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I think her.
Speaker 3: I think that moment when she mentioned him is when
Speaker 3: I was like, let me google this motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Because I was dead like, no, he's not.
Speaker 3: Yes, So I was intrigued. And what was funny to
Speaker 3: me is that both her dad and Obama's dad are
Speaker 3: both like economics whizzes, and I just found it very
Speaker 3: interesting and uh, because I mean, they didn't really talk
Speaker 3: about they don't really talk about these deadbeat dads, and
Speaker 3: these guys aren't deadbeats at all. They're fucking intelligent. And
Speaker 3: the reason that these these politicians are thriving because they
Speaker 3: got that weird math brain. And I just I just
Speaker 3: found him interested. He a Stanford and that's that's that's
Speaker 3: what I googled recently.
Speaker 1: He's a economist, economist and emeritus. I'm so smart. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to pronounce that professor at emeritus professor
Speaker 1: at Stanford University, who is, of course, and I'm not
Speaker 1: reading this off of Wikipedia, known for applying post Kansian
Speaker 1: ideas to development economics. Ah, so that that actually placed
Speaker 1: him for me. I was like, Oh, he's that Donald Harris.
Speaker 1: He's the one who's for applying ideas to development economics.
Speaker 1: I always get him confused with a different economist who
Speaker 1: applies pre Kynsian ideas to development economics. That's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't. I don't know why he's
Speaker 1: not a bigger part of the picture, but that's that's
Speaker 1: a cool dad to have something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there obviously is something contentious, but I definitely was
Speaker 3: impressed by what I did see about him, and I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, he's probab an aggressive piece of ship,
Speaker 3: like most dads.
Speaker 1: Too much, just way too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, too too logical to the point of you know,
Speaker 3: he's dead inside. That's that's how I which explains a
Speaker 3: lot about her personality.
Speaker 1: He's an economist, and like economists have been such bitches
Speaker 1: about her economic policy, like they've been like price controls, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: let the market decide around here. It's like, how's that
Speaker 1: working out for you?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, And that's why we have so many of
Speaker 1: these fucking problems, So maybe that's it. Maybe he's just
Speaker 1: one of those Well, actually, guys, he probably is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what what's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Okay, these are I usually do underrate over kind of
Speaker 3: like same same whatever, the same side of the coin,
Speaker 3: wherever the fucking expression is. But I something I'm noticing
Speaker 3: And this also happened last week when I was on
Speaker 3: those two podcasts. I was on, people are so fucking
Speaker 3: condescending about political discussion, and I'm just finding it so frustrating.
Speaker 3: It also makes me like really realize why people are
Speaker 3: not communicating very well with each other is because people
Speaker 3: are so quick to cut put someone off that they
Speaker 3: just they just think that they're dumb or they think
Speaker 3: that they haven't you know, they're not you know, their
Speaker 3: thoughts aren't well thought out, and people will like undercut
Speaker 3: people just because maybe they're vocabulary is limited, maybe they're
Speaker 3: their concerns are not the same concerns that the person
Speaker 3: that they're discussing politics with, right, or you know, they're
Speaker 3: not the same, They're not having the same kind of needs.
Speaker 3: So I just wanted to mention, like to people to
Speaker 3: not be such condescending pricks when talking to others about politics,
Speaker 3: especially your loved ones, because that's insane. Well, I don't
Speaker 3: know why you're being condescending about politics when you're talking
Speaker 3: to your loved ones, but it happens. And then, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, when you're having political conversations with people, let
Speaker 3: people have their thoughts, let them think, think their ideas through.
Speaker 3: Don't cut people, you know, like, let people express themselves,
Speaker 3: and you know, that's how we have real conversations. And
Speaker 3: I also wanted to give a shout out to you
Speaker 3: guys both because I think you guys are both really
Speaker 3: good at that. I think that's why your friends really
Speaker 3: dig you guys, because you guys aren't uppity about a
Speaker 3: lot of shit. And some shit you are, but we're
Speaker 3: not gonna get into that. But you guys are really
Speaker 3: good at having a normal conversation with wherever someone's at.
Speaker 3: And I want to commend you guys for that because
Speaker 3: it is pretty rare, I think, because this is the
Speaker 3: first time in my life I've ever been like, I'm
Speaker 3: an undecided voter, and that's obviously because the genocide that's happening.
Speaker 3: And also I feel like Alma's gonna win no matter what,
Speaker 3: and I'm very much like she's gonna win, What the
Speaker 3: fuck do I care about, you know, voting for her specifically.
Speaker 3: But so often am I getting into these conversations people
Speaker 3: for the first time because I am kind of in
Speaker 3: that undecided space. People are being such dickheads to me,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, and I actually hit up my homegirl
Speaker 3: Alhandra because she's always been a third party before.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I just want to reiterate, you know,
Speaker 3: that we need to make sure we're having normal, healthy,
Speaker 3: not dickhead conversations about politics, because it's just such a
Speaker 3: it's obviously such a contentions subject.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, I think there's a lot
Speaker 2: of like, like you said, not everyone's calculus is so different,
Speaker 2: and what how people arrive at a decision, especially for
Speaker 2: like who they will vote for.
Speaker 1: It's based on so.
Speaker 2: Many different things, like, yeah, how a person who has
Speaker 2: not had a lot of interactions with police or things
Speaker 2: like that, it would be very different than someone who
Speaker 2: has like a lot of wealth in their family, and
Speaker 2: their political calculus has always been about like how do
Speaker 2: they maintain their wealth or protect their wealth or maybe
Speaker 2: their middle class and they're they're like they they don't
Speaker 2: have this say, face the same existential threats as other
Speaker 2: people do. And I think, yeah, the most important thing
Speaker 2: is really to understand, like what is an existential threat
Speaker 2: to someone, and and that's and to respect that to
Speaker 2: someone that's different. Like I may not be an immigrant,
Speaker 2: but I understand what immigrating to a different country is
Speaker 2: like through my family, and so I can see how
Speaker 2: certain people have different sort of like lines they just
Speaker 2: can't cross with immigration or if you are seeing people
Speaker 2: that look like you get killed indiscriminately, whether here or abroad,
Speaker 2: that affects you in a way that might not affect
Speaker 2: another person. And yeah, people really do just have to
Speaker 2: have the ability to like just try and first understand
Speaker 2: it's not because someone's being like I'm fucked up and
Speaker 2: I hate the world, So this is why I'm voting
Speaker 2: like this, Like I think that's how a lot of
Speaker 2: people are treating each other too, without saying, Yo, how
Speaker 2: many times am I going to be told by a
Speaker 2: politician we're going to do something about police violence, or
Speaker 2: we're going to do something about inequality, or we're going
Speaker 2: to do something about our terrible foreign policy, but nothing happens,
Speaker 2: And then you have to understand some people have a
Speaker 2: human reaction to be like, I don't want to keep
Speaker 2: getting played, And part of that get people arrive at
Speaker 2: the whatever conclusion they need to to feel like they
Speaker 2: can exercise some form of power or whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think. Yeah, it's definitely not useful to just
Speaker 2: jump down fucking people's necks because you end up.
Speaker 1: Like Kamala's dad excommunicated, not even on camera, as.
Speaker 2: As your daughter is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my father who's a post knees and everyone's like
Speaker 1: fuck this guy. Yeah, I feel like the wildest dumbest
Speaker 1: shit I hear in politics is usually people describing why
Speaker 1: they think the other people that they disagree with like
Speaker 1: believe what they believe, you know, like their justification for
Speaker 1: being dismissive. And it's always like it's like they just
Speaker 1: want attention or something. Yeah, so you go with like
Speaker 1: four year old logic, four year old psychology logic on this.
Speaker 3: Like if you don't let someone's you know, condescending fucking
Speaker 3: tactics get under your skin, you can kind of push
Speaker 3: them enough where you find out that maybe they're not
Speaker 3: as smart as they think they are, or maybe they're
Speaker 3: not looking at things the way that they should be
Speaker 3: looking at things and they're you know, and to your
Speaker 3: point of like, you know, not seeing where people are
Speaker 3: coming from. It's just it's just it's just wild. I
Speaker 3: just I just don't get it. I've just never been
Speaker 3: that way, and I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was having a conversation with somebody like that
Speaker 2: I went to school with who was talking about They're like,
Speaker 2: you know, like I think RFK might be a good
Speaker 2: pick or whatever, and I was like, are you for real, like,
Speaker 2: and they were doing like, well, you know, both parties
Speaker 2: are like like everything's messed up, blah blah blah, and
Speaker 2: I just think this might be a better choice.
Speaker 1: I'm like that I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: But I also told them they're like, I don't know
Speaker 2: how you can vote for this or why people are
Speaker 2: getting so like drawing a hard line over things like
Speaker 2: what's happening in Gaza or whatever. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: here's the thing I feel like you should understand about yourself.
Speaker 2: You are a white male who owns a business, who
Speaker 2: owns multiple properties, like you have multiple like plots of
Speaker 2: land that you own that are paid for, and I
Speaker 2: think for you, no matter who's president, the quality of
Speaker 2: your life might not change much, and I think you
Speaker 2: have to understand that that's where you operate from. And
Speaker 2: I get that for you, because nothing might change much
Speaker 2: from your perspective. That doesn't mean that's how everybody else
Speaker 2: sees things, right, Not everybody else has that sort of
Speaker 2: level of stability that you do or are you are?
Speaker 2: Can you know, avoid a lot of oppressive bullshit because
Speaker 2: of your class and race and things like that, And
Speaker 2: that was like a moment They're like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess that is true, and I'm like, for me, I
Speaker 2: try to keep I try and keep everyone's existential threats
Speaker 2: the top of my mind because if you don't take
Speaker 2: everybody's existential threats seriously, then how the fuck do you
Speaker 2: expect people to take the ones that are threats to
Speaker 2: you seriously? And I think that's a right there, No,
Speaker 2: but for real, like that's you have, it's like anything,
Speaker 2: It's true. It's it's all intersectional, you know, like if
Speaker 2: you really don't understand that shit and be like no, man,
Speaker 2: like this is fuck because if it's happening to them,
Speaker 2: it will happen to you eventually. And it's already happened
Speaker 2: they already. You don't need more examples of who it's
Speaker 2: happened to. So I think that's another part too, is
Speaker 2: to be like you have to understand how so intertwined
Speaker 2: it is. And I think that's a hard part because
Speaker 2: a lot of people are grappling with like, well, how
Speaker 2: are we going to move past this form of capitalism,
Speaker 2: this form of like imperialism, Like what's the next step?
Speaker 1: And how do we grapple with that?
Speaker 2: And a lot of people are sort of maybe in
Speaker 2: their early stages of realizing how it all works, and
Speaker 2: they're still kind of reflexively doing the well, as long
Speaker 2: as you know, as long as these two things happen
Speaker 2: and I don't care about what happens to the other people,
Speaker 2: then it's not really a problem for me. It's like, no,
Speaker 2: you have to make you have to treat everything like
Speaker 2: it's a problem, because that's the only way we're going
Speaker 2: to realize a world that feels fair. And if we
Speaker 2: keep falling back into this shit to be like, well,
Speaker 2: you know, miss me with like their concerns over there,
Speaker 2: then that they don't like That's what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 2: that's what really bugs me out about what could happen
Speaker 2: with climate change when people really need fucking help, Like
Speaker 2: they really need help, really need someone to be like, yo, come,
Speaker 2: we are opening our doors to you because I get
Speaker 2: that the peace of the earth that you are on
Speaker 2: is untenable.
Speaker 1: You cannot live there anymore.
Speaker 2: And if we're so used to being like, yeah, well
Speaker 2: those people are like, this is not really my problem. Man,
Speaker 2: It's gonna be such a fucking the world is already
Speaker 2: filled with enough pain. But like, at least that's how
Speaker 2: I try and make sense of everything. It's like, well,
Speaker 2: if I want at least try and uphold values that
Speaker 2: feel like every single person that you know is receiving
Speaker 2: a modicum of respect and we acknowledge their humanity, because
Speaker 2: I don't want to live in a world where that
Speaker 2: isn't the case. So I at least in practice try
Speaker 2: and do that for myself. But yeah, it's it's wild
Speaker 2: because yeah, a lot of people, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: all everyone's threat assessment is different and it makes people
Speaker 2: react in different ways. But I think at the same time,
Speaker 2: for those people who react very you know, reflexibly to things,
Speaker 2: you take the time to understand that someone isn't just
Speaker 2: trying to fucking shit on your party and your parade
Speaker 2: and like we're having a good time until you can
Speaker 2: brought all this ship up and really understand where people
Speaker 2: are coming from and what like educate yourself on what
Speaker 2: the forces are, what forces are at work that makes
Speaker 2: someone feel like that, Yeah, damn bars, bars.
Speaker 1: Drop drop the bomb right there. Yeah, when we're at
Speaker 1: the Canadian border and.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that with my hat and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: these motherfuckers. Wait, I thought you guys were polite, you
Speaker 2: dirty burger eaters, like they call this burga from the US.
Speaker 1: That's the only way I can make sense of it
Speaker 1: is like, what about me in a hundred years, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: what if they're mean to me?
Speaker 2: But I think and it's also too the world's so
Speaker 2: fucked up, like some people really don't want to acknowledge
Speaker 2: how the like the darkness of it. I get that
Speaker 2: it's so much more comfortable to be like little John
Speaker 2: did fucking turn down for what at the d n
Speaker 2: C roll call. And then at the same time you
Speaker 2: I'm also seeing in real time a lot of bad
Speaker 2: shit happening around the world where it feels like our
Speaker 2: country can do something different, and part of me has
Speaker 2: to like witness that to sort of understand the fucking
Speaker 2: situation I'm in and then you know, and live with that.
Speaker 2: And but again I get that it's a lot for people,
Speaker 2: but unfortunately there are people most people around the world
Speaker 2: do not have the privilege to be able to just
Speaker 2: fucking turn that part of their brain off or ignore
Speaker 2: that kind of suffering. And yeah, it's it's it's very
Speaker 2: difficult times right now.
Speaker 1: I would say that that was the thing that stuck
Speaker 1: with mate from the trump coin that did you see
Speaker 1: the ad that just dropped for his legs batchelaying card
Speaker 1: or Trump cards sorry trump cards? Yeah, And he was like,
Speaker 1: and then you get to like come to maur Lago
Speaker 1: and we have a really good time, we have a
Speaker 1: like he's just yeah, selling a fun time hanging out
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, firefest, Yeah, Oh, Florida is great. Don't talk about
Speaker 2: how insurers are like leaving in mass because of they're
Speaker 2: worried about what climate change is gonna do. Like that's
Speaker 2: but that's fucking real. And like when the ship hits
Speaker 2: the fan, don't act surprised suddenly, just you know, it's hard.
Speaker 2: It's hard to Yeah, it's hard, but it's necessary.
Speaker 1: All right, let's uh let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: come back and find out what vice presidential candidate and
Speaker 1: occasional Chinese sleeper agent Tim Walls is really up to.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
Speaker 3: I cut you off.
Speaker 2: You can tell when you take that breath, just like
Speaker 2: a fucking linebacker waiting to pick that.
Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing us back. We do, of course,
Speaker 1: have to talk about Tim Walls, who has been displaying
Speaker 1: some suspicious being behavior, let's.
Speaker 3: Say, super suspicious.
Speaker 2: So the Fox newswoman Oh my god, oh no.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Allison. Uh, she's just there to.
Speaker 2: Freaked out, right.
Speaker 1: So and Minnesota GOP strategist Dustin Grage. Dustin Grange, notice
Speaker 1: that Tim Walls once posted two separate pictures of his dog, Scout,
Speaker 1: but they're two completely different dogs. What yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy's weird. I don't know what the like. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the version of the story
Speaker 1: is in their brain.
Speaker 3: That he's a fucking pacological life.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can't even keep his dog straight, and he's just like.
Speaker 1: Going around taking pictures of the other people's dogs and
Speaker 1: being like, here's Scout, Like that's weird or did they
Speaker 1: think it was a Do you remember did you guys,
Speaker 1: watch The Jinks. The first season of The Jinks, do
Speaker 1: you remember that was like one of the most unnerving
Speaker 1: parts of the show is he had he kept having
Speaker 1: like identical husky dogs and he would just give them
Speaker 1: the same name over and over again, and they kept
Speaker 1: dying under mysterious circumstances.
Speaker 2: You know who does that. Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3: She has a Jack Russell Terrier. She named it Jack
Speaker 3: back in the nineties, and she every time the fucker dies,
Speaker 3: she gets a new one yo.
Speaker 2: And you see her mom and her sister died on
Speaker 2: this crazy d.
Speaker 3: That memoir is crazy. That memoir is crazy.
Speaker 2: And that was the memoir. Okay, yeah, I was like
Speaker 2: I just saw that headline come out, but I was like.
Speaker 1: That's no that they just died.
Speaker 3: But the memoir was so crazy that when you're what
Speaker 3: when you're reading that story, I was like, that sister
Speaker 3: did something to herself because I don't know what the
Speaker 3: fuck that family is fucking kray wow, up, they're fucked up.
Speaker 3: She even Mariah has said that she has a she
Speaker 3: keeps her She kept her space from her siblings physically,
Speaker 3: emotionally was not safe. But oh yeah, that but I
Speaker 3: brought up her because she does the same thing, and
Speaker 3: I just think it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's a level of like narcissism that's compelling to me.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like kind of haunting a little.
Speaker 3: Almost like it's like your own PTSD, Like you know
Speaker 3: how like you want to stay in a moment. You
Speaker 3: know how that people when they have PTSD, they relive
Speaker 3: the moment by playing a song or doing whatever. They
Speaker 3: don't even sometimes realize they're doing it. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 3: almost like she's like, no, but that was back when
Speaker 3: things were good, So I'm gonna just keep this dog
Speaker 3: the same. And then because she also like doesn't celebrate
Speaker 3: her birthday and doesn't say her age and she doesn't
Speaker 3: acknowledge that, So I feel like that's just her verse around,
Speaker 3: which is so narcissism.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because of powerful narcissism.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Barbara Streissan cloned her dog twice.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at least she did science to get it.
Speaker 1: You know, it wasn't just like and your new dog,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna pretend you're saying it's like fifty how
Speaker 1: would you improve that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: How do you know that they didn't just like get
Speaker 3: a dog.
Speaker 1: That's imagine ya, yeah, give you like three weeks. Let
Speaker 1: me give like three weeks.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, you gotta you gotta fucking
Speaker 2: beat off or whatever. But the thing with this News
Speaker 2: Max though thing, or on the Tim Walls thing is
Speaker 2: the I think the way they covered it on Newsmax
Speaker 2: is jack to answer your question, how they want people
Speaker 2: to perceive what the fuck happened? Mm hmm, because it's like,
Speaker 2: huh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just sort of like this
Speaker 2: guy is a fucking liar.
Speaker 1: Humph, folks.
Speaker 2: This is the Newsmax take on the clone whatever dog situation.
Speaker 9: Finally, exactly another day, another Tim Walls lie. During his
Speaker 9: two thousand and six congressional run, Walls claimed he was
Speaker 9: given an award by the Nebraska Chamber of Commerce for
Speaker 9: work in the business community.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a lie.
Speaker 9: It was actually the Junior Chamber of Common.
Speaker 1: Scowl.
Speaker 9: My god, it's about everything in his fairly mediocre life.
Speaker 1: It gets weirder, though, gets weird.
Speaker 9: Nameless Scout a happy birthday. But then just a few
Speaker 9: months later, somebody discovered another tweet about another dog named Scout,
Speaker 9: except it's a totally different dog.
Speaker 1: So which one Scout?
Speaker 2: The campaign had no answer for us. The campaign had
Speaker 2: no answer for us. Wow, because it's confusing because it's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you talking about? And like you
Speaker 2: said at the top, just a little bit. I mean
Speaker 2: at this point, I think the Twitter notes even like
Speaker 2: was like, y'all, this is so.
Speaker 1: The rumor was picked up by Charlie Kirk, who shared
Speaker 1: the post and commented Tim Wallas as an all time
Speaker 1: legendary liar. His like mouthful of baby teeth.
Speaker 3: As opposed to the rapist fell in their supporting.
Speaker 2: Right, Oh yeah, god, look got it. Twist the brain
Speaker 2: up into that pretzel baby.
Speaker 1: Then Eric Schmidt, who is a US editor, was like,
Speaker 1: why would Walls do this? It's creepy and weird because
Speaker 1: they're like trying to like play reverse Whuo with the
Speaker 1: reared allegations.
Speaker 3: I just love that they had to go back two
Speaker 3: years to find a lie for him, and you can
Speaker 3: go back like two hours with Trump and it's like, bro,
Speaker 3: he's lying right here.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Like I can hear him
Speaker 1: in the background as you're making this allegation, and he's
Speaker 1: lying and trying to like launch a scam around Crypto.
Speaker 1: So in case you're wondering if the answer to this
Speaker 1: mystery was morons who don't know how to use Internet,
Speaker 1: you would be right. The second photo of the light
Speaker 1: brown dog was just a stranger's dog that he met
Speaker 1: while walking Scout one day. The grammar makes sense when
Speaker 1: he just said he's like at the park with Scout,
Speaker 1: and there's a video on Instagram from the trip to
Speaker 1: the dog park with both dogs. So it's just they
Speaker 1: just like didn't bother to do yeah, thirty seconds a
Speaker 1: follow up Google before launching their journalism.
Speaker 2: But I mean, like it's so wild though, too, that
Speaker 2: they would even try to do this right when on
Speaker 2: the other side, to your point is like you have
Speaker 2: a convicted like a like a felon who has rape allegations,
Speaker 2: epstein allegations of every kind of fucked up thing under
Speaker 2: the sun, and they're like, but this dude may be
Speaker 2: lying about a dog, And it's like you think that,
Speaker 2: like the what about isms aren't even hitting like y'all are.
Speaker 2: It's they're not even on the same level. And again
Speaker 2: you're just being purposely obtuse just because you're like, well,
Speaker 2: that dog doesn't look like the black lab that you
Speaker 2: had in the other photo, and what else does that mean?
Speaker 2: Does that mean Donald Trump is better? I don't Yeah, maybe,
Speaker 2: who knows. I don't know, Yeah it does. I think
Speaker 2: dogs it's different.
Speaker 1: Dog doesn't mean fucking shit. Well, they'd rather focus on
Speaker 1: that than Trump and jd Vance over the weekend not
Speaker 1: backing a federal abortion band, which was like, kind of
Speaker 1: they're like one of the main reasons that I think
Speaker 1: they got into this in the first place, the reason guys,
Speaker 1: I thought, what wait, what this was our whole thing, right, wasn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, Gop, We've we've had this in our official
Speaker 2: party platform for like fifty years now about being anti choice,
Speaker 2: because so right, clearly this one and eighty that they did,
Speaker 2: like in the last week it has to do with
Speaker 2: getting voters interested in his death spiraling campaign. But like
Speaker 2: it's also really beginning to stress his relationship with the
Speaker 2: evangelicals and anti abortion crew because since the Dobbs decision, right,
Speaker 2: these people were praising Donald Trump. It's like the most
Speaker 2: pro life politician of our lifetimes in the history of
Speaker 2: America type shit. But like, despite their diabolical victory in
Speaker 2: the Supreme Court, the anti abortion, anti choice movement is
Speaker 2: not getting stronger. Like the polling is only going up
Speaker 2: on the pro choice side, pro healthcare side.
Speaker 1: And like the other.
Speaker 2: The irony too is since the Dobs decision, the number
Speaker 2: of abortions have actually increased, so contrary to what their
Speaker 2: movement is aiming for, the results are not actually you know,
Speaker 2: coming out in.
Speaker 1: The way that they had hoped for. So you know,
Speaker 1: like part two, phase two of the plan right, like
Speaker 1: that they had is like overturn Row that you can
Speaker 1: do global ban, and then you.
Speaker 2: Can do IVF, then you can do methropristol, all the
Speaker 2: other all the other way, like just every way you
Speaker 2: want to exert control over ul Handmaid's Tale. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: just had to open that door with the Dobs decision,
Speaker 2: but it's not clearly the momentum is completely against them.
Speaker 2: But now they're looking at a party that Donald Trump
Speaker 2: has just basically transformed, like their GOP into like this
Speaker 2: pseudo pro choice party ever since, Like we talked about
Speaker 2: this when the RNC was happening, these evangelicals and like
Speaker 2: hardline Christians were so pissed that while they were putting
Speaker 2: the party platform together, they removed all the pro life
Speaker 2: language from it. They're like, what we're we're getting sambagged here.
Speaker 2: This is so fucked up. It's like, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: I think maybe he got what he needed out of
Speaker 2: y'all to get into office the first time. But yeah,
Speaker 2: now are these people are very much in a state
Speaker 2: of shock because they were only able to hold their nose.
Speaker 2: I mean, they would say like they could get past
Speaker 2: the immorality of Trump because he at the very least
Speaker 2: was down for abortion bands. But it's like, well, now what,
Speaker 2: he's not even doing that for y'all, Like, at least
Speaker 2: on paper, I get Project twenty twenty five and all
Speaker 2: the other things indicate because I don't believe when I'll
Speaker 2: never believe anything Republicans say about fucking healthcare. Ever, it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter what the fuck they're saying. But it's clear
Speaker 2: that this was a very cynical political move obviously the
Speaker 2: one person. So right now people are starting to get
Speaker 2: kind of up in arms. Lila Rose, who leads a
Speaker 2: group called Live Action, pretty vocal since the no federal
Speaker 2: abortion ban comments, said quote, if you don't stand up
Speaker 2: for pro life principles, you don't.
Speaker 1: Get pro life votes.
Speaker 2: Due to their increasingly pro abortion position, Trump and Vans
Speaker 2: they are stretching the lesser of two evils, voting strategy
Speaker 2: to an untenable position, whether the voting it hits both sides. Baby,
Speaker 2: these are universal truths.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 2: Without some indication that they will work to make our
Speaker 2: nation a safer place for preborn children, they're making it
Speaker 2: impossible for pro life voters to support them. So this
Speaker 2: caused a lot of fucking angry comments on Twitter, et cetera.
Speaker 2: One person was like, this is like, you should take
Speaker 2: this down, delete this.
Speaker 1: I'm a pro choice Catholic, but Trump is only option.
Speaker 2: Another person called her comments voter suppression by saying something like.
Speaker 1: They've been doing that lately. They've been calling things voter suppression,
Speaker 1: election meddaling. They called like a poll that was negative
Speaker 1: for Trump. They were like, this is election meddling because
Speaker 1: they're just taking the language of you know, the left
Speaker 1: or just even you know, democracy and being and using
Speaker 1: it to which is like kind of what fashion them
Speaker 1: always like, takes the language of the left and just
Speaker 1: appropriates it so that it becomes meaningless, so that like
Speaker 1: when there's actual voter suppression, when there's actual election medaling,
Speaker 1: which they were both guilt they're guilty of voter suppression.
Speaker 1: Basically every election, but election meddaling, Like they straight up
Speaker 1: had the President of the United States calling someone being
Speaker 1: like I need one hundred and eighty two hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty four.
Speaker 2: Was twenty it was twenty eight something. Look, that wasn't
Speaker 2: that many.
Speaker 1: It wasn't twenty eight votes, it was twenty eight thousand.
Speaker 2: It's wild to be like, yo, these pollsters who are
Speaker 2: asking people a question and telling us via pole that's
Speaker 2: voter that's election meddling. That's like accusing the weather man
Speaker 2: of being controlled the weather Yeah, that's what they said.
Speaker 3: They must be controlling, right, accusing the mail man of
Speaker 3: being controlled.
Speaker 1: Not even yeah right, yeah, or accusing Apple.
Speaker 3: Because say, the term preborn children breaks me up. Children
Speaker 3: as I call them wishes.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, preborn Yeah, and that's look, they got to
Speaker 2: stretch their brains to try and get that sort of
Speaker 2: emotional appeal. Yeah, but it's more just confusing because like
Speaker 2: when you hear that, like when preborn hit children hits
Speaker 2: the brain, you're like preborn, what's pre born anything? Right?
Speaker 3: But it makes sense to them, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course of course, just.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, well yeah, and that's s buzzword.
Speaker 2: That's clearly you know, like with what we see what's
Speaker 2: happening in Georgia and with their election board changing the
Speaker 2: rules and now getting sued over that. And even Trump
Speaker 2: said it himself. He's like, we don't need to worry
Speaker 2: about voter turnout like that. We're not worried about getting
Speaker 2: out the vote. We're worried about making sure the election
Speaker 2: isn't stolen. We have the votes, So they're definitely they're Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like he actually believes that shit, right, which is
Speaker 1: probably good for anybody not wanting him to be elected.
Speaker 1: Like that, he thinks that he actually won the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty election like that. He's wied about it long enough
Speaker 1: that he just like leaves that shit. So he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't we don't need to campaign.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think the heart he truly doesn't understand.
Speaker 3: I think he truly does not understand how the shit works. Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like you could one
Speaker 3: person could tell him, well, you won, if you don't
Speaker 3: you know whatever whatever however they explained it to and
Speaker 3: he was like, that's it. I won.
Speaker 2: Oh here, I did win. So I just need to
Speaker 2: do these things to make sure everyone knows it. Uh yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: but yeah, that's I mean, I think obviously the danger
Speaker 2: is I think he with like all the stuff that's
Speaker 2: happening with people in different voting boards and things like that,
Speaker 2: they're going to do everything they can to slow down
Speaker 2: the results of whatever happens in favor of, you know,
Speaker 2: creating some kind of new fucking huge, big lie to
Speaker 2: kind of fiasco like they did in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's definitely happening.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just love that every time they talk
Speaker 3: about election meddling, when it gets fucking researched and they
Speaker 3: cracked down on it, it's always their team.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, the meddling.
Speaker 1: Everybody accuse you of doing the bad thing they're doing.
Speaker 1: That's their whole strategy, and it fucking works. Unfortunately, it
Speaker 1: does work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like yeah, you'll find like these like women,
Speaker 2: like Republican women. I think it's Arizona. Someone got caught
Speaker 2: like voting on behalf of like relatives, like just truly
Speaker 2: being like the real kind of shit, Like, well, I'm
Speaker 2: submitting your ballot because yeah, maybe I get four more
Speaker 2: for Trump if I get in the way.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's why it's also important for people to
Speaker 3: fucking use their mail in ballot when they get it,
Speaker 3: because I've definitely thought about it with my brother's ballot,
Speaker 3: because I'm like, you're not gonna vote she you better
Speaker 3: get that shit out of my sight.
Speaker 2: You're seeing them like McDonald's monopoly pieces. Take coffee cup.
Speaker 2: There might be a free hash brown there. Okay, no,
Speaker 2: but I had to look.
Speaker 1: I had They should get free hash Browns with votes,
Speaker 1: you know, like something.
Speaker 3: Dude, imagine if you could vote at McDonald's. Fucking voter
Speaker 3: turnout would be fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they'd have to bring prices down first. They've
Speaker 2: like nobody went in there for an eight dollars quarter pounder.
Speaker 3: That's true. You got to use the app.
Speaker 1: Yeah, The app is like their whole giving info. Yeah,
Speaker 1: tell us more. Let's take a quick break.
Speaker 4: We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back and started cut that other ship out, trusting
Speaker 3: to cut out the right ship though that's the real problem.
Speaker 3: How quickly I did that?
Speaker 1: Trust? I trust with my life to cut out the
Speaker 1: right ship every day.
Speaker 3: Get my life in two paces?
Speaker 1: What a song. Let's uh, let's talk about the Trump
Speaker 1: cards they just dropped yesterday. Is trading cards their n
Speaker 1: F T s, their NF yes, yes, he's still doing
Speaker 1: cards and it truly it like it's one of those
Speaker 1: videos where I saw it posted and I had to
Speaker 1: wait for somebody to like write an article about it
Speaker 1: because I couldn't tell if it was real or that.
Speaker 2: Oh like trumpy trout. Yeah, there's so many Trump Trout fake. No,
Speaker 2: it was real. But it's like one of those things
Speaker 2: they're all like a lot of these videos have a
Speaker 2: caveat like this is an actual, real commercial. I'm not
Speaker 2: fucking wa, this is a real Yeah, this is trumpy trout.
Speaker 2: This is the new fucking real commercial about digital trading cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we should just play it because Marcella, you
Speaker 1: haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't seen it when you guys said it
Speaker 3: was news to me.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot more. I think this also
Speaker 2: coincides with a lot of the stories that have come
Speaker 2: out that again, surprise, surprise, Trump is using campaign funds
Speaker 2: to like enrich himself and fight his legal bills and
Speaker 2: they're barely going to like any campaign stuff. And also
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 3: God bless him, I sink we should all take a page.
Speaker 2: On the come up scam.
Speaker 1: That is like one of the things that people respect
Speaker 1: about him? Who do respect him? Is that like we
Speaker 1: are a nation of scammers at this point, Like most
Speaker 1: successful people are just finding a wrinkle to like enrich
Speaker 1: themselves and that's that is the game. And his willingness
Speaker 1: to say that that's the game, I think is like
Speaker 1: something that people admire about him. Yeah, but yeah, it
Speaker 1: is just so shameless at that point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think this also coincides, like too, you
Speaker 2: think about what Kamala raised five hundred and forty million
Speaker 2: dollars or something already.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker's selling POGs eighty.
Speaker 2: Four million just from the DNC, and You're like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck? Anyway, So Trump's like, I need to be
Speaker 2: fucking making money to fire up the photoshop and make
Speaker 2: me look handsome. So here's the very real commercial for
Speaker 2: the new Donald Trump Digital Trading Cards.
Speaker 6: Your favorite President, Donald J. Trump, with a very exciting
Speaker 6: news by popular demand, I'm doing a new series of
Speaker 6: Trump digital trading cards. You all know what they are.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, had a lot of fun with him.
Speaker 1: Lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this one is I think I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It's him next to a roaring lion.
Speaker 1: Giant roaring lion head behind him, another one he also
Speaker 1: looks like twenty years younger.
Speaker 2: Is like a space halo. And this other one here, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what it looks like.
Speaker 1: It's Heaven's gates. It looks like a halo mixed with
Speaker 1: a mushroom cloud behind him.
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe that's his penis. And then this one is
Speaker 2: him wearing American flag boxing gloves or hockey gloves. They
Speaker 2: look like individual fings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fingers are articulated.
Speaker 3: Might give someone the finger punching them out.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, there's another one with a bison.
Speaker 2: Let's see. This one is just a gold it's him
Speaker 2: raising his fist while f sixteen's fly overhead.
Speaker 3: While taking a zempek.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, he is.
Speaker 2: So thin and all really yeah, yeah, all right, we'll
Speaker 2: let the continue, the commercial continue trading cards.
Speaker 6: It's really something. These cards show me dancing and.
Speaker 2: Even they just got that's been They show me dancing
Speaker 2: and even holding some bitcoins, some bitcoins.
Speaker 1: Bitcoins, the coin iron Man. He is dressed as iron Man,
Speaker 1: and then there's just like a bitcoin on his shield,
Speaker 1: but he apparently thinks that's what bitcoin is.
Speaker 3: I need James Austin Johnson to replicate this on SNL.
Speaker 3: This is so funny.
Speaker 1: It's so wild.
Speaker 2: Also, like I like that he thinks, like you again, motherfucker,
Speaker 2: these aren't These aren't tangible objects. You can't hold a
Speaker 2: bunch of bitcoins.
Speaker 3: I also think it's funny that earlier you guys were like,
Speaker 3: did you see that Trump coin? I mean Trump card
Speaker 3: and none of that ship. It's just air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, like at least a coin you can Well,
Speaker 2: these are real.
Speaker 1: So these cards are real?
Speaker 2: Oh, these are cards that you buy.
Speaker 1: These aren't just And this is where you find out Marcella,
Speaker 1: that this episode is sponsored by that This has all
Speaker 1: been a long wind up for us to tell you
Speaker 1: that these are real cards, and you're about to find
Speaker 1: out how real they are with a pitch about what's
Speaker 1: in those cards.
Speaker 2: I hope you're not undecided committed to buying these cards.
Speaker 2: They're ninety nine dollars each. I mean, that's that's a
Speaker 2: fucking steal. I mean, I'll let the man go on himself.
Speaker 2: Per card, Yeah, per card, perk card.
Speaker 4: Here's the best part.
Speaker 6: I'm doing great things for my Trump digital card collectors.
Speaker 6: First there's the real physical Trump cards.
Speaker 3: I feel so bad that people that are buying this
Speaker 3: are poor. Yeah, that's what's such a bummer.
Speaker 6: Physical Trading Card has an authentic piece of my suit
Speaker 6: that I wore for the presidential stake, and people are
Speaker 6: calling it the knockout suit. I don't know about that,
Speaker 6: but that's what they're calling.
Speaker 10: Okay, that's what is going on with his energy in this.
Speaker 10: He's like being like cute kind of he's like a
Speaker 10: knockout suit. I don't know if that's what i'd call it.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that's what they do call it though, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's sick man, but yeah, knockout suit.
Speaker 1: They go on to like show his suit from the debate,
Speaker 1: like him in his suit during the debate, and then
Speaker 1: like trace an outline around it to like make it
Speaker 1: like shot off his body into your trading card.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the griffs continue, I mean they just I think
Speaker 2: it's always good to know that he's still his his
Speaker 2: his same habits are still here, that hasn't changed about him.
Speaker 3: I feel like he could sell snake oil and people
Speaker 3: would buy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean he sold a Bible, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yo, how are you going to
Speaker 2: top the Bible? You know what? I mean, it's like
Speaker 2: this is actually the official Trump Bible and you're like,
Speaker 2: the official Sure, yeah, go ahead. I mean, but snake
Speaker 2: oil would be funny, But what would he say? It
Speaker 2: does like helps you knock out Joe Biden rhetoric in
Speaker 2: a debate.
Speaker 3: He does everything you needed to do, does everything you
Speaker 3: needed to do.
Speaker 2: My hair back, very strong, very strong. My son talks
Speaker 2: to me now, Baron, I loved him. He's you a
Speaker 2: nice natural blow m Max morny, very long.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're back by his stamina.
Speaker 3: The stamina you have all the stamina, Your stamina will
Speaker 3: be huge, which but which.
Speaker 2: Is wild though too, because this was clearly recorded before
Speaker 2: he got all super sleepy leapy on us and you
Speaker 2: started checking out, Yes.
Speaker 3: They can't yeah, ship, Yeah, they're punching.
Speaker 2: In like it's a fucking YouTube vlog and ship and
Speaker 2: you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: You couldn't nail. You couldn't say a forward sentence in
Speaker 2: one take.
Speaker 1: We see you.
Speaker 2: But like because like recently, like again this last speech
Speaker 2: he made and for like the National Guard Association, it's
Speaker 2: nothing really remarkable was said. But again I was just
Speaker 2: checking to see like how his energy was and it's
Speaker 2: still like very it ain't it ain't like the like
Speaker 2: when he's trying to sell somebody some ship that he
Speaker 2: can you know, make money off of. This is him.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the he's talking about here, but
Speaker 2: here here he is low energy man.
Speaker 7: Moment, and it's so easy. It was so easy because
Speaker 7: we were getting out, getting out with strength and dignity.
Speaker 7: Think of it.
Speaker 2: Eighteen months now he said, Digny, no dig no, no doubt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're getting out with no Digny.
Speaker 2: Goes on to talk about like Ukraine because obviously he's
Speaker 2: got a cap for his boy Putin. But then this one,
Speaker 2: like he sounds so dejected at the end. It's again
Speaker 2: very very low.
Speaker 7: On right now with Ukraine, they're surging into Russia. Okay,
Speaker 7: he ended up in World War Three. That's going to
Speaker 7: be a bad one.
Speaker 1: Okay. He's mad that they're surging into He's like, look,
Speaker 1: we can't what are we going to do?
Speaker 2: We got to stop this. In Ukraine they were invaded
Speaker 2: by Russia and now they're invading there. I mean, this
Speaker 2: is a mess. Folks who would have thought so strong.
Speaker 3: Russia?
Speaker 1: Right, he's like making me sleepy, just watching Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: do this ship.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, yo, just fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I got my Twitter got hacked
Speaker 3: a while ago, and I haven't been on it because
Speaker 3: I can't get it back to Twitter's a mess. Nobody
Speaker 3: responds to me, so I've just let it be what
Speaker 3: it is. That when you were selling laptops, that's when
Speaker 3: I was selling laptops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, you and lazy Mote. A lot of
Speaker 2: a lot of my friends are selling laptops. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well lady got her account back. I never gotten my
Speaker 3: account back because that happened to her when when she
Speaker 3: was still okay over there. But yeah, I haven't been
Speaker 3: able to get it back. I have stopped trying because
Speaker 3: it's not like there's no way to get it back.
Speaker 3: But anyways, I really appreciate you showing that screen because
Speaker 3: I haven't been on Twitter until long. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: there it is.
Speaker 2: That's when it's dumping ground there.
Speaker 1: And then I do have to say the laptops you
Speaker 1: were selling were pretty good. Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: appreciating that. Yeah you got Yeah, it's a great deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, MacBook Pro for that little Yeah, let me get
Speaker 2: in here. Marcella selling laptops should get the kids.
Speaker 1: Fucking fire sale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she says she just came up on a bunch
Speaker 2: that she didn't need anymore, so she's believed it.
Speaker 3: Some people believe that I was selling laptops. I was like, Hey,
Speaker 3: if you bought a laptop off me, that's on you. You
Speaker 3: were fucking dumb if you think I was selling laptops, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't even feel bad for you. You're dumb.
Speaker 1: Idt.
Speaker 3: I had people message me, hey, are you really selling
Speaker 3: laptops from people who never respond to my ship, never
Speaker 3: are like I got DM Some people who follow me,
Speaker 3: you know how, like on Instagram it says has been
Speaker 3: following you since twenty whatever. They say, I'll be like,
Speaker 3: this person has never interacted with me, and they really
Speaker 3: think I'm selling laptops.
Speaker 1: They were waiting for you to find your true calling.
Speaker 3: Laptop funny so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, comedy is dead man.
Speaker 2: Comedy is dead man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about laptops.
Speaker 3: I moved to Chicago's playing laptop.
Speaker 2: There's a whole laptop ring of He's like, they don't
Speaker 2: know what we got that shit.
Speaker 3: It's hoping it's with the laptops out here.
Speaker 2: Play boy, marcel U.
Speaker 1: What a pleasure as always to have you on the daily.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you, experience you.
Speaker 3: You can find me at marcella comedy dot com. I
Speaker 3: was gonna say on all social media, but don't follow
Speaker 3: me on Twitter anymore, that she's locked and I can't
Speaker 3: get a really good deal. But I am new to Chicago.
Speaker 3: So if you're a Chicago and listening, I have a
Speaker 3: new monthly show second Thursdays at the Lincoln Lodge. The
Speaker 3: next one, September fifth, Lady of Popovich will be there.
Speaker 3: It's all true here. Hey, really fun line up, so
Speaker 3: come through. It's only ten dollars amazing.
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Yes, there is this TikTok account a chick named Nina Pool.
Speaker 3: I think she goes by Nina Goolina, Google Lina, and
Speaker 3: she's always finding dupes of products that are very very
Speaker 3: like they're expensive and you want you need them, but
Speaker 3: she finds them at like the Dollar Tree or the
Speaker 3: Dollar General. She'll fine because she's reading ingredients really quickly
Speaker 3: and comparing them really quickly and seeing what's it actual
Speaker 3: replicate duplicate.
Speaker 2: Oh right, So.
Speaker 3: She does these really cool and I know everybody's on
Speaker 3: a budget these days, I certainly am. So yeah, she
Speaker 3: has this really cool account, and especially the women. She
Speaker 3: has like all these makeup dupes that she finds. But
Speaker 3: there's all these like beauty products and other cool shit.
Speaker 3: I mean she does skincare and but she finds all
Speaker 3: these She'll read the labels and go, this is actually
Speaker 3: exactly the same as this one, or this is like
Speaker 3: this has twenty out of the twenty five ingredients of
Speaker 3: this ingredient. Right, It's a really cool account for everybody
Speaker 3: that's a bitch on a budget. If you're a bitch
Speaker 3: on a budget, to check it out. I love it.
Speaker 3: It's just like this cute voice. She's very for the people.
Speaker 3: She has a very supportive husband. They're a really cute couple.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Nina Pool on TikTok okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like it's wild too, because like it's like
Speaker 2: when you look at shit on like any any products
Speaker 2: that are made, it's usually made by like the same
Speaker 2: four factories in China, like whether it's like a phone
Speaker 2: case or like a phone charging cable and shit, and
Speaker 2: people just put a different brand on it. But I'm glads.
Speaker 2: People are out here just doing the like, no, this
Speaker 2: is materially the exact same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, oh cool, because there's some
Speaker 3: shit that I'm just like, I don't want to spend
Speaker 3: twenty dollars on it for my fucking bacnee, you know,
Speaker 3: like I don't want to miss fucking you know. And
Speaker 3: she she found the set of phill is an exact
Speaker 3: the dupe at the Dollar Tree as an exact replicate
Speaker 3: of the set of phil that's in stores, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm gonna get that from my back boom.
Speaker 1: There it is, Miles. Where can people find you as
Speaker 1: their working media.
Speaker 2: You've been enjoy Yeah, Twitter, Instagram, at Miles of Gray,
Speaker 2: Jack and I are also on the basketball podcast Moods
Speaker 2: and Jack Madam Boosties and you can find me talking
Speaker 2: ninety day Fiance on four to twenty Day Fiance. Some
Speaker 2: tweets that I like. First one is from at Coral
Speaker 2: Underscore do It's as parenthetical optometrist interrupts me, the bigger
Speaker 2: letters aren't louder, cracked me up. I can see how
Speaker 2: that could happen. And then another one is just funny
Speaker 2: at Underscore gun Tar Underscore it said, walk to a
Speaker 2: polls and vote on that bang, which feels like something
Speaker 2: we're probably like the Democratic Party might unironically tweet very yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: The day before the.
Speaker 3: Election, Kamala HQ tweeting that ship out.
Speaker 2: It's Haley, Well, it's gonna pop up. She's gonna pop up.
Speaker 3: Jack O'Brien, where can we Where can you?
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for asking you can find underscore O'Brian.
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't know where.
Speaker 1: To find him tweet. I've been enjoying from False Rocks.
Speaker 1: He tweeted. This is an advanced stone thought. But I
Speaker 1: think if my eyes were closed and Kermit the Frog
Speaker 1: walked into a room, I'd be able to pick up
Speaker 1: on his energy and just know he was there.
Speaker 3: I saw that one. I thought, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Watch the Muppets movie with my kiddos this weekend. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was because of that tweet, because
Speaker 1: that tweet was last week, but might have been so
Speaker 1: might have been just slightly influenced by You can find
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Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: We link up the information that we talked about today's
Speaker 1: episode the Fox newsgirls here today's episode, as well as
Speaker 1: a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what
Speaker 1: song do you think people might do?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: This is like okay, so I heard on SoundCloud like
Speaker 2: two years ago a remix of Magnolia by Playboy Cardi
Speaker 2: And but it's like had like this like really nice
Speaker 2: like Spanish guitar underneath it, and I just heard the
Speaker 2: actual what the sample is from. And it's from this
Speaker 2: Italian composer named Piero Umeilani and the track is called
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. I know madi means c,
Speaker 2: but it's spelled c r p U s c O
Speaker 2: l O s U l m A r E. And
Speaker 2: it's just such a nice It's like it's clear it
Speaker 2: must be like a school or from like a movie
Speaker 2: or something, because just it's purely instrumental. But the guitar
Speaker 2: picking is so nice, and like the tempo is kind
Speaker 2: of like undulating back and forth, faster, slower, just a
Speaker 2: great relaxing track in our unrelaxing time. So check this
Speaker 2: track out by Piero Umilani.
Speaker 1: All right, we will link off to that in the
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