Speaker 1: It's the Ron Burgundy podcast. It's the Ron Burgundy podcast.
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Speaker 1: You're on with Ron Burgundy. What's on your mind? There
Speaker 1: aren't any colors. No colors, no, because people aren't listening
Speaker 1: in real time. Check got it. If you are listening
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Speaker 1: it off now, turn it off. I didn't sleep because
Speaker 1: I was worried, sick about the fact that we were
Speaker 1: going to record the show in my haunted garage. No,
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Speaker 1: all right, okay. I am a man who likes a good,
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Speaker 1: Now and then I'll even smoke one of those thin
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Speaker 1: come on, pull your together. I can't. I was reduced
Speaker 1: to my basic animal form, so fare I was on
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, sitting in my blood caked footy pajamas, receiving
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Speaker 1: Once again, not a doctor, or a dermatologist or a neighbor,
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