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Speaker 1: It's the Ron Burgundy podcast. It's the Ron Burgundy podcast.

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Speaker 1: Guess what. I got a podcast and you don't. Guess what?

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Speaker 1: I got a podcast and you don't Ron Burgundy podcast.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm a little terrified because I don't know

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Speaker 1: what a podcast is. Let's take some calls, Calor number one.

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Speaker 1: You're on with Ron Burgundy. What's on your mind? There

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Speaker 1: aren't any colors. No colors, no, because people aren't listening

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Speaker 1: in real time. Check got it. If you are listening

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Speaker 1: to this and have downloaded it by mistake, please turn

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Speaker 1: it off now, turn it off. I didn't sleep because

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Speaker 1: I was worried, sick about the fact that we were

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Speaker 1: going to record the show in my haunted garage. No,

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Speaker 1: we have, we have some the whole cruise here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, okay. I am a man who likes a good,

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Speaker 1: rare pile of meat and a sip from a crystal goblet.

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Speaker 1: Now and then I'll even smoke one of those thin

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Speaker 1: cigarettes worn Buffett passes around in circles at his men's

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Speaker 1: only club. To put it simply, I like to indulge.

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Speaker 1: So it's no wonder I enjoyed my two days at

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Speaker 1: the Cheesecake factory. So if you're Taurus, your horoscope is

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Speaker 1: come on, pull your together. I can't. I was reduced

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Speaker 1: to my basic animal form, so fare I was on

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Speaker 1: Christmas Eve, sitting in my blood caked footy pajamas, receiving

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Speaker 1: eight stitches from dermatologists and neighbor Dr James tarn Cross.

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Speaker 1: Once again, not a doctor, or a dermatologist or a neighbor,

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Speaker 1: just a creep put a lot of cologne, trying to

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Speaker 1: get into my mom's pants through her kid by dressing

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