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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret text in four one O six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, anything,

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Speaker 1: if you can say it literally anything. Because we don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. Everybody who calls up

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Speaker 1: with a dirty little secret remains completely anonymous. That's why

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Speaker 1: we give everybody a fake name. Like the person on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now, I'll say a word than Alex,

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Speaker 1: I'll say a word than English Devon. I'll say a

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Speaker 1: word and that'll be the name of the callers. So

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Speaker 1: today's caller to tell us a dirty little secret is

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Speaker 1: carbon Vibrate Dave, carbon Vibrate Dave. How's it going? Interesting

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Speaker 1: name CBD C CVDH. Hi, how are you? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can call me Dave for short. Oh, thank you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's cool that we're on that level. So Dave, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Okay, here we go. So my

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Speaker 1: husband and I have been together for ten years. Nice

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Speaker 1: congrats and yeah yeah uh yeah. And when we met,

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Speaker 1: basically our entire relationship, he's always had this like magnificent beard.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is like this like nice, like thick,

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Speaker 1: like hearty beard that would like make other hipsters cry

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Speaker 1: with jealousy. And does he take good care of it

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Speaker 1: or is it just like actually like gorgeous? Uh no,

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Speaker 1: I mean he's also he grooms it like he's got

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Speaker 1: all of the tools. M yeah the time. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: not at all. He's he's very he's very clean, cleanly man. Um.

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Speaker 1: So recently I came home and thought that there was

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Speaker 1: a literal intruder there, I screamed, But it was my husband.

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Speaker 1: He had shaved his beard off. Oh my good Why

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Speaker 1: did you say? Oh my goodness? Literally, men look so

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Speaker 1: different without a beard. I don't know for real, it's

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Speaker 1: the same freaking real. Okay, look before and after pictures

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Speaker 1: of men who have a beard and then who don't

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Speaker 1: when they shave it off, literally look completely different. So

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Speaker 1: what did you do? So? How do I make this clear?

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Speaker 1: He basically went from a seven to a two? I mean,

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Speaker 1: oh it's so bad. Oh man, you don't like his

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Speaker 1: baby face? Did I marry the beard? Did I married? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The beard? When you met? Right, yeah, he started the

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Speaker 1: entire time. Is the first time I've seen a beardless

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Speaker 1: Now you think he's not as attractive as you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like I'm like not gonna leave him, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Not But how did I not know he was practically chinless?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? The beard? Okay? Yeah? Could he tell

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Speaker 1: that you didn't like the way that he looked? A

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Speaker 1: man trying so hard to feel it and be supportive.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just counting down the days until he grows

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Speaker 1: it back. I just I really need it back. Does

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Speaker 1: he like it with that? Does he like it better without? Well,

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Speaker 1: he says his face is cold now, So I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: he's gonna grow He's gonna grow it back. Okay, it back, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just encourage him to grow back. So there was one

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Speaker 1: time where Jewel had to do like this scene for

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Speaker 1: a movie, yeah, shave his beard. And then when he

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Speaker 1: got home that night, he walked in and I was

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Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, don't never do that again.

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Speaker 1: He yeah, that bad. It was so bad. It was weird.

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Speaker 1: It was just like he looked like he was twelve,

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Speaker 1: and it was bizarre, like, who's this infant in my home? No, seriously,

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Speaker 1: it was weird. And then just recently, when I started

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Speaker 1: taking control of my beard hair, I did a little

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Speaker 1: reading on the best beard shape for your face shape,

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Speaker 1: right right, Yeah, So I figured out what my face

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Speaker 1: shape is and then the best, like one of the

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Speaker 1: best beard styles for that is chops, right, so it

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Speaker 1: comes down on the side and then there's really nothing

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Speaker 1: for like a mustache, and then the chin is bare. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think Wolverine. Okay, that's the best for my face style.

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Speaker 1: So the first time I did it, though, I went

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Speaker 1: all the way bald on the mustache area and the

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Speaker 1: chin area. Yeah. And I walked out of the bathroom

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Speaker 1: and Alex were married, by the wayf he didn't know

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Speaker 1: that I was on our marriage And then she was

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Speaker 1: in the bedroom and she just kind of looked at

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Speaker 1: me and I was like, what do you think about this?

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Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, you're serious. I thought you were joking.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I don't think it

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Speaker 1: looks good all the way bald well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Oh yeah, my pleasure.

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Speaker 1: I really needed to get that off my chest later day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: see you, Dave, what's your dirty little secret.