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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And if I'm going to get to

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Speaker 1: the world's greatest burger recipe, mind in just a second.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't even give out the phone number tonight,

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Speaker 1: to hear what he has to say. Jeffrey in Houston

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Speaker 1: got them off. Jeffrey, I can't hear you, buddy. Go ahead, Hello,

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Speaker 1: you're on the air with Live Nationwide. Go okay, I apologize.

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Speaker 1: I was talking about dogs. What was your question, sir?

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Speaker 1: My question, well, first of all, what are you going

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Speaker 1: to have for dinner tonight? I've already eaten, had chicken

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Speaker 1: talking onions? Are we talking cauliflower? What are we talking

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Speaker 1: Beyond that, I understand, I understand. So what's on your mind? Well,

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Speaker 1: a lot of the things that you guys touch on

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Speaker 1: going on it? Well, there's a lot bigger plan than

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Speaker 1: you guys know. Like Trump is literally real. Trump is real.

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Speaker 1: You guys want to have a conspiracy theory segment, I'm

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Speaker 1: your guy. Because JFK Jr. Found out that Hillary was

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Speaker 1: why they found nobody. Dude, Thanks Jeffrey, appreciate it. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: the simulcast. But if you go to the simulcast, you'll

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Speaker 1: it is, but I enjoy it. Look, the important thing

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Speaker 1: House from day one. From day one, this has been

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Speaker 1: you know what. Guess what else? Pride is back at

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Speaker 1: the Wait. Not only is pride back at the White House,

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Speaker 1: it's burger recipe time, baby, and we take pride in that. Chris,

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Speaker 1: you just download the podcast. Download the podcast at i Heeart, Google,

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Speaker 1: Here's how you make the best burger in the history

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Speaker 1: or later. No, I understand. No, it's not easy for

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Speaker 1: sex symbols like us. All right, Nick, tell me about

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Speaker 1: this movie, Terror on the Prairie. What is this movie.

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a real throwback Western. It reminds me

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Speaker 1: personally of a like a Peck and Paul kind of

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Speaker 1: a Western. It's it's very violent, and it's a it

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Speaker 1: has elemental American themes of you know, revenge and and

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Speaker 1: and retribution. And also it shows very accurately, I think

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Speaker 1: what how hard life was in the Prairies, how how

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Speaker 1: hard it was back in the eighteen hundreds to really

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Speaker 1: eke out a living. And it really delivers that that

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Speaker 1: sort of atmosphere in Spade and the acting is terrific.

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Speaker 1: And it's a really great story. That's that's well told,

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Speaker 1: beautifully shot. It's shot in Montana. It's just a it's

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Speaker 1: I'm very proud of it. It's it's really a work

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Speaker 1: of art. It's a I think people will will enjoy it. Nick,

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Speaker 1: what's the most beautiful place? I should say, what's the

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Speaker 1: coolest place you've ever gotten to shoot a film where

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Speaker 1: you got back and you thought to yourself, gone, that

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Speaker 1: was sick. I have a cool job. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I've shot in I've shot in Hawaii a little bit.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty cool. But weirdly enough, the place that

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Speaker 1: I remember most was Romania. I did a movie in Romania,

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Speaker 1: and I can't say that it was the most beautiful

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Speaker 1: place I've ever been, but it was the most interesting

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Speaker 1: to me because you know, it's it's a post communist Romania,

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Speaker 1: but you can still see the residue of what communism

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Speaker 1: did to that country, just in the architecture and the

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Speaker 1: buildings and the way the way restaurants operated. And it

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Speaker 1: was just a very interesting place to be for a

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Speaker 1: few weeks and I learned a lot, and honestly, it's weird.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to go back. I've met a lot of

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Speaker 1: people from Romania since then who talk about they see

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Speaker 1: what's happening in America as what happened to their country

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Speaker 1: before they left, and you know that it's but Romania

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Speaker 1: was a really really interesting place to make a movie.

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Speaker 1: In the movie is Terror on the Prairie, Nick real

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Speaker 1: Quick tell them how they can go watch this thing.

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Speaker 1: Go to Daily wire dot com. I think there's a code, Gina.

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Speaker 1: You can get twenty five percent off and you basically

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Speaker 1: to subscribe to the Daily Wire in order to watch it. Nick, Serris,

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Speaker 1: you thank you so much for my brother. Please keep

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Speaker 1: making them, Jesse, thanks for having me. Good to talk

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Speaker 1: to you, and get that career going. Get that acting.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear from my agent soon. Nick, thank you. You'll

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Speaker 1: hear from my agent. Wait a minute, do I need

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Speaker 1: an agent, Chris? No, No, hear me out here, man.

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Speaker 1: I don't want them to actually do anything. I think

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Speaker 1: it would be cool to have an agent. I want

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Speaker 1: to I want to tell people, especially these suits, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: talk to my people. Look, I'll have my people call you,

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Speaker 1: have your people call my people. Will set something up,

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Speaker 1: all right? Eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: nights in a row. I've never done this before, but

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Speaker 1: they've been so good and fun. And the last guy

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Speaker 1: killed JFK Jr. He gonna be inspired to take more. Chris,

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Speaker 1: it inspired me eight seven seven three seven seven four

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Speaker 1: I've been teasing it for a while. It's it's it's ugly,

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Speaker 1: to be honest, I've been avoiding it. I do that

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Speaker 1: from time to time. So now we're going to talk

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Speaker 1: about it. Before we get to that, let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the separate economy that we were just talking about with Nick.

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Speaker 1: About things like entertainment. We have to I usually say,

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Speaker 1: be more purposeful, but we really, frankly have to separate

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Speaker 1: ourselves from them. We can't immerse ourselves in the disgusting

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Speaker 1: we do have good options now we do. They're getting

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Speaker 1: takes her dagon pajamas off. They have the my slippers

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Speaker 1: and right now, hey, right now, my slippers are ninety

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Speaker 1: Or call eight hundred eight four five zero five four

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Speaker 1: four miss does catch up Jesse Kelly show dot com.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And don't forget I

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Speaker 1: have a TV show every night. I have my TV

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Speaker 1: shows on the First TV nine pm Eastern every night.

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Speaker 1: If you're watching me on the simulcast right now, yes

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Speaker 1: that's right, I'm wearing an anti communist hat on. We

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Speaker 1: You gotta go to all the merches on the first

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Speaker 1: com slash Jesse. I'll get to the phones here in

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Speaker 1: just a minute, but first I made well We've gotten

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Speaker 1: some emails about me making a prediction from last night,

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Speaker 1: and we had all these Supreme Court decisions coming out today,

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Speaker 1: and people are emailing me in Jesse, you were wrong, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: you predicted the wrong thing last night. Jesse, you predicted

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Speaker 1: the wrong thing last night. We went back and we

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Speaker 1: grabbed the audio from last night, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Sounds to me like I nailed it.

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Speaker 1: There's rumor that tomorrow we will not have the Row

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Speaker 1: versus Wade Supreme Court decision. Sounds to me like I

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Speaker 1: nailed that one. Good for me. Look, they don't call me,

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Speaker 1: they don't call me the oracle for nothing. Kids infected

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Speaker 1: with other viruses as COVID weakened immune systems COVID weakened

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Speaker 1: immune systems. So taking your child out of the real

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Speaker 1: world for a year, year and a half, two years,

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Speaker 1: having them use hand sanitizer twenty five times a day

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Speaker 1: where I'm ask on their face, no sleepovers with their

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Speaker 1: friends that didn't weakened immune system it was COVID. This

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Speaker 1: sounds remarkably similar to when they came out a few

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Speaker 1: days ago and tried to tell people under thirty were

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Speaker 1: dropping dead because of so sudden adult death syndrome. What

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Speaker 1: you're going to see now is a sustained, organized web

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Speaker 1: of lies they're going to weave to cover up the

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Speaker 1: crimes of humanity that were committed against us. That's what

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Speaker 1: it's going to be, endless from the medical community, from

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Speaker 1: the government, it's going to be lie after lie after

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Speaker 1: lie after lie, just so the public does not fully

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Speaker 1: understand what was done to them and who did it

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Speaker 1: to them. They're going to do everything they can to

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Speaker 1: keep you and me confused. And it makes me sick

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Speaker 1: that this will be at least partially effective, because it's

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Speaker 1: always partially effective, right, It's going to be partially effective,

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Speaker 1: and that drives me up the freaking wall that these

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Speaker 1: people are going to get away with all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: I told you, or maybe I didn't tell you. I

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Speaker 1: meant to tell you. The other day. Our boys are

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Speaker 1: at camp right now. They're off at camp for the week,

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Speaker 1: and we took him out to camp, and my oldest

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Speaker 1: we had to go into his cabin first, and we

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Speaker 1: go into his cabin where he has to meet all

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Speaker 1: the counselors, and then all the other kids that are there,

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Speaker 1: and all the counselors are there and they're all cool,

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Speaker 1: and all the other kids are there and they're oh cool.

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Speaker 1: It's spunch to thirteen year old kids, right, And they're

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Speaker 1: in there and they're meeting all the other kids and

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Speaker 1: they're just so happy. I mean, they're thirteen. It's immediately

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Speaker 1: they're talking about sports and where they're going to go swimming,

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Speaker 1: and you know, all the stuff thirteen year olds to

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Speaker 1: talk about. And then there's one kid sitting up on

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Speaker 1: his bunk by himself, mask on his face. We're in Texas.

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Speaker 1: Not a single other human being, adult or child in

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Speaker 1: that place is wearing a mask. But there was one child,

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Speaker 1: undoubtedly this is not his fault, undoubtedly indoctrinated by his

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Speaker 1: useless parents, sitting up by himself on a bunk. It

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Speaker 1: was jeez, I think the heat deck was one oh

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Speaker 1: five that day, sitting up there with a black cloth

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Speaker 1: mask over his face. The camp sends us pictures all

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Speaker 1: the time by the different stuff the kids are doing,

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Speaker 1: and they're out they're shooting and fishing and like it's

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Speaker 1: a really good camp. They're having a good time. They're

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Speaker 1: night ops hide and seek stuff. Maybe it's just cool.

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Speaker 1: Every single picture they send of the group, every single

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Speaker 1: one night, daytime, doesn't matter. There's the one kid, not

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Speaker 1: only with the mask still on his face, but he

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Speaker 1: actually stands six feet away from the rest of the

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Speaker 1: group as the group gathers to take a picture. Oh, Michael,

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Speaker 1: Michael should see a look on Michael's face. I'll show

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Speaker 1: you the picture. I have one on my phone. It's

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Speaker 1: it's honestly, it's the saddest freaking thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 1: My heart breaks for that deck on kid. The things

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Speaker 1: we've done to children in this country make me sick.

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Speaker 1: The things we've done to their heads make me sick.

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Speaker 1: This parental child because we have a bunch of people

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Speaker 1: who I don't know what it is. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you would put that on your child, but my word,

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Speaker 1: that's wrong, man, it's wrong. It's freaking wrong, all right.

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Speaker 1: Eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take calls now. A couple of things. One,

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Speaker 1: in case you're new around here, this is a rude show. Meaning,

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Speaker 1: don't say hi, Jesse, don't say how are you, don't

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Speaker 1: tell me you love the show. Nobody wants to hear

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Speaker 1: us small talk. I'm not gonna thank you for the call.

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Speaker 1: When I'm finally done with you, I'm just gonna hang

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Speaker 1: it's right to the point quick whatever your name, Bill

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Speaker 1: go good afternoon. I just accidentally hung up on Roger,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't mean to sometimes, Roger, Roger, you can

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Speaker 1: call back in eight seven seven three seven seven four

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Speaker 1: three seven three. It's not my fault, Roger. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit my fault. But they have these.

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Speaker 1: It's a mouse thingy, a computer mouse thingy. And no, listen, Michael,

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Speaker 1: it's yes. It is too hard. Sometimes the buttons are

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Speaker 1: right next to each other. That we need a better

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Speaker 1: mouse in here. We have a broken one. The buttons

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Speaker 1: are too close to each other, and if I accidentally

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Speaker 1: click it twice, I hang up on people. Dang it.

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Speaker 1: We'll try that again and we'll talk about domestic terrorism.

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Speaker 1: Hang on,