Speaker 1: I heard that there was a cattle.
Speaker 2: His name was Wagon and he did many different amazing things,
Speaker 2: and they said, we got a name.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Good to make more of
Speaker 3: him from now on. It's good.
Speaker 1: It's do we honor him, honor Goo.
Speaker 3: That's that.
Speaker 4: Chips in your.
Speaker 3: Bears are racists. Money. She's turning stuff we can't tell me.
Speaker 5: We started dancing, and love brought us into a group
Speaker 5: as soon as we started to move.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Mama's and gentiles.
Speaker 5: Would like to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast when we dive deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 3: the black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5: And we primally work to prove whatever the fuck it
Speaker 5: is you want to talk about.
Speaker 3: Whatever you got going on, will we'll agree with you.
Speaker 5: We're send us email, send a voicemail. Talk nasty to it,
Speaker 5: don't mean nothing to us. I actually don't talk nasty
Speaker 5: to us.
Speaker 3: So that we've had a few people talking nasty to
Speaker 3: us as of late, and it is becoming troubling for everybody.
Speaker 5: I'll say one note, calls with your pants on. You
Speaker 5: got to keep way to do it.
Speaker 3: If you dial the number, you put your pants on
Speaker 3: and then you do whatever you gotta do afterwards. That's
Speaker 3: not for us, the police. But while you talk to us,
Speaker 3: you keep your pants on.
Speaker 5: Please please. This man is a father I could be
Speaker 5: any day now. We check the news every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I checked my hidden message quick. Hello, David. I've
Speaker 3: been thinking about this. This is something that's been weighing
Speaker 3: on my heart heavy lately. And feel free to jump
Speaker 3: in at any point in this. You're not. I don't
Speaker 3: want you to feel blocked off from y I think, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say a little bit of a bold statement.
Speaker 3: I think if your children come out uglier than you,
Speaker 3: it's because you got a bad spirit. Wow.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think
Speaker 5: of people that I've seen that happen to, because that
Speaker 5: seems like that seems like a difficult life to be,
Speaker 5: especially if your parents are like known for being fine,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, and then you are kind
Speaker 5: of busted.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's slight, And yeah, I want to be clear.
Speaker 3: I don't think this is like, uh oh, you're within
Speaker 3: like a few points of where your parents are, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like your mama fine, you ain't
Speaker 3: quite as fine. That's that's y'all. Are y'all are playing
Speaker 3: the same game. I'm saying. When it's like the baddest
Speaker 3: person on the planet and they got this little gobblin
Speaker 3: with them, that's that's your spirit transferring into aude, right
Speaker 3: that they made a baby.
Speaker 5: Here's my worry about theory on the flip. I seen
Speaker 5: I've seen some very pretty kids go to some very
Speaker 5: undeserving parents.
Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I know with bad spirits that make Yeah.
Speaker 6: I know a couple of bad dudes who had some
Speaker 6: beautiful children. So it's like it's complicated, but I like that.
Speaker 6: So it's usually you're saying, if you're okay, your kids
Speaker 6: are just.
Speaker 3: Gonna your kids wo look like you and and be
Speaker 3: within some bell curve of where you're at and think
Speaker 3: that's beautiful.
Speaker 5: I like him when people's kids look like them and
Speaker 5: they have them. I was walking on the streets the
Speaker 5: other day. I saw this like light skin dude walking
Speaker 5: too fast with his fist clenched. Yeah, and he was
Speaker 5: like mad skinny and like with his chest out, and
Speaker 5: both his daughters were walking like that.
Speaker 3: Was the kids working out.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: It's just like you're like that comes from that. Yeah,
Speaker 6: But when you see like a whole blockheaded ass family
Speaker 6: and you're like, man, that's good.
Speaker 3: That good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it's all about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's all you want. That's what you want, right.
Speaker 1: It's just like I got a good spirit. All my
Speaker 1: kids are beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to you know what I'm saying
Speaker 4: that beautiful people sirs good on the outside.
Speaker 3: And there you go, because some people could be good.
Speaker 2: On outside and the inside they just yeah, you know
Speaker 2: a lot of people if by doing that, yeah, goodbye
Speaker 2: real well doing.
Speaker 1: Fake no, be good on both.
Speaker 3: I'm said, our guest today not only is good on
Speaker 3: the inside in the outside, but makes it makes good babies.
Speaker 3: That that's reflect exactly that a goddamn comedy legend. We're
Speaker 3: we're so excited he's here. He God, damn it all
Speaker 3: that Keenan and Kel good Burger, the list goes on
Speaker 3: and on and on. We're such big fans of his
Speaker 3: and we're so happy he's here. Give it up for
Speaker 3: Kel Mitchell. Man, appreciate it, man, I'm happy to be here. Yeah,
Speaker 3: living America. Yeah, it's a little quiet in here, okay,
Speaker 3: and we're sorry, we're scared. Okay, I would say what's
Speaker 3: that that's embarrassing to us? A lot of times I
Speaker 3: started it usually works, kel were We're pumped her here.
Speaker 3: You came to us with the conspiracy theory that that
Speaker 3: I didn't personally experience.
Speaker 1: I don't know where you fall.
Speaker 3: I did not. I did not, but I'm excited to
Speaker 3: get into it. You said that, and my mama told
Speaker 3: me the magic and wonders of Tello Grease, Tala Grease.
Speaker 3: Tell us everything you know, I will tell you.
Speaker 2: So it's uh like fat from meat like rendered, yeah,
Speaker 2: like you know when you leave it out and you
Speaker 2: get that thick like creamy. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So that is like scraped off and you leave it
Speaker 2: in the can, right, and you keep scraping it and
Speaker 2: it just stay there and it's just this big nasty
Speaker 2: meat fat glob.
Speaker 1: And kids get sick.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: When we got sick, that got rubbed on.
Speaker 2: Us like vapor rub, and you would rub that on
Speaker 2: you and you were instantly feel better.
Speaker 3: It was like a meat vix.
Speaker 2: It's a meat vix. You don't need vapor rub, you
Speaker 2: don't need vixed rub. You just have that and it
Speaker 2: has it's healing.
Speaker 3: If y'all were worried about it. Yes, meat vix will
Speaker 3: be the name of the episode. I have no doubt
Speaker 3: in my mind that that's the correct choice for everybody here.
Speaker 5: Here's my first question about do you mix meats or
Speaker 5: are different meats for different ailments?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's interesting. All meats are created in this situation.
Speaker 2: You're all good the meat that makes the most fat,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, because I just remember it
Speaker 2: being so clumpy, you know what I mean, Like this
Speaker 2: one clumpy. But then when you rub it on, you
Speaker 2: smell like I mean, you were in a barbecue or
Speaker 2: you were just eating turkey all day. But I mean,
Speaker 2: that's a lot better smell than vix, I guess. I mean,
Speaker 2: but you were very greasy, very greasy, very greasy.
Speaker 3: No, okay, so you would go to bed with this,
Speaker 3: so like I would go to my mom.
Speaker 1: It's a little out of there.
Speaker 3: Gon't get that talent, that's what it would be said.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your character, don't get that talent.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you had a stroke or nothing. You
Speaker 3: don't get that talent.
Speaker 2: And then you wipe it, you know, you wipe it
Speaker 2: on you, on your neck, on your chest, and then
Speaker 2: you have to tie your pajamas up real tight so
Speaker 2: that marinate, like you in a sauna type of vibe.
Speaker 2: And then get under the covers because they know running
Speaker 2: around after that. Just get under that and you just
Speaker 2: let that meat smell.
Speaker 1: Just do what you do.
Speaker 2: But like if you look it up, because it's a
Speaker 2: real thing, like it's it's for real, like it really
Speaker 2: helps people.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's googleble. I didn't know it was googleble,
Speaker 3: did you now?
Speaker 5: When you were growing up, was just like I'm in
Speaker 5: amongst everybody. It was just like a family thing, specific family, Grandma, everybody.
Speaker 5: For me, I just knew it was in my family,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. But then it's other like
Speaker 5: everybody does it and even different races, just.
Speaker 1: Not black, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because I figured that I found that out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and they do it. Put this on and
Speaker 3: hey man, it's on and it's I'm lumping and so
Speaker 3: all I needed is externally in order to be healing
Speaker 3: my insides.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're coughing, any type your nose, sinuses, all
Speaker 2: that type of stuff like that, and it helped, Yeah,
Speaker 2: any type of flu ailments, it would definitely help.
Speaker 3: What about physical like, uh, like a sprained wrist, the
Speaker 3: spraying risk, like rubbing it on for a sprain risk.
Speaker 3: We never did that.
Speaker 2: But when I because I called my mom one unreasonable. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now you're just being sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm just this. I had to learn this beef that
Speaker 3: was for your lungs clues, not for your wrist. Now, risks,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Risk. Pops would just be hey hand
Speaker 3: that you'd be all right, get a hell. Here's one
Speaker 3: other question.
Speaker 5: Okay, what's the greatest ailment you've bounced back from because.
Speaker 1: Of Because of talor?
Speaker 2: I used to get like like brunch highus like you
Speaker 2: know a lot, you know what I mean, and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Uh No, stopped up all those different things
Speaker 2: and then you put this on. Just rub it on,
Speaker 2: go to bed. You're gonna cough, you know, cough up.
Speaker 2: Another thing that we would add to the talent is
Speaker 2: a clove of garlic. So you would get that too,
Speaker 2: like we were vampires or anything. But you would just
Speaker 2: galling against Yeah, so you would. So now our breath
Speaker 2: would be sticking and we smell like me. But I
Speaker 2: tell you, in the morning, you're gonna you're a new person.
Speaker 3: So you garlic and we eat it like this, Yeah.
Speaker 2: A cloth, you know, and all of that, like it's
Speaker 2: the live of.
Speaker 1: Mucus that's in there.
Speaker 2: It's coming out. So you in the bathroom, all that's
Speaker 2: coming out. And then now this like glorious meat lotion
Speaker 2: that you just say that, but no, that sounds very bad.
Speaker 2: Meat los shirts are coming.
Speaker 7: So brother, if you can beat us to the market,
Speaker 7: this is proprietary.
Speaker 3: I believe you'll.
Speaker 4: Find in the contract belongs to My mama told me, hey,
Speaker 4: look and you were good.
Speaker 3: We were okay yo.
Speaker 5: One final question I have for you, let's get it.
Speaker 5: How long do you still continue this? Do you have
Speaker 5: it at your house?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Great question I have because I eat differently now, so
Speaker 2: like a lot of fat content. Yeah yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: we have meat there, but it's not like cuts the
Speaker 2: fact that you would get from like pork and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is effective.
Speaker 3: It does work work, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Behind me when they come over and they're at the house,
Speaker 2: because the grandparents come over, you know, there's some teleor
Speaker 2: that's ready to go, you know, and then sometimes it's
Speaker 2: in a grocery bag, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know, just so you can get another glob.
Speaker 5: Okay, if you're in the bedroom and you sleep and
Speaker 5: get another so you you are can Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like we do greasing like an empty
Speaker 3: can and then you throw it out. We ain't reapplying it. Ever,
Speaker 3: sometimes you reuse it, but you're not putting it back
Speaker 3: on the body in my home at least. But so
Speaker 3: you're saying you stand behind it, even at as you
Speaker 3: are not necessarily accessing it the way that you would like,
Speaker 3: you would still use it. Theoretically.
Speaker 2: It's a good Uh what do you remedy? You know, household?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know if it's for everybody, but uh,
Speaker 2: it definitely worked in my family, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It definitely worked. I mean you smell like a nice
Speaker 3: kitchen dinner.
Speaker 5: Was there ever any effects You ever wake up and
Speaker 5: you're like, damn, I got tallow pim, What did you say?
Speaker 2: Because you know, to be some jamas and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 3: Stuck.
Speaker 2: It's probably something your side, So that would happen if
Speaker 2: you did have like some type of fever, like it
Speaker 2: was a hot night, you know. Yeah, so you're truly
Speaker 2: you Yeah, you're actually cooking you're sweating out all of
Speaker 2: that and nasty and it justo sas inside of you,
Speaker 2: and the grease is is helping that. And your dogs
Speaker 2: in the laundry man, Yeah, don't have your cats and
Speaker 2: stuff around and animals.
Speaker 3: Because they licking their lips. Yeah, you're gonna look like
Speaker 3: a big turkey, like in the a big turkey.
Speaker 2: A cat named Smoky that used to jump into in
Speaker 2: my room all the time. Just like maybe that's why
Speaker 2: Smokey was Smoky.
Speaker 3: Smokey was any day now, Old Kel ain't gonna make
Speaker 3: it this week. All we should take a break and
Speaker 3: then and then we'll be back.
Speaker 1: Get talent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go go get some talent. Yeah, we'll be back
Speaker 3: with Markel Mitchell and more. My mama told me, yeah,
Speaker 3: we are back. Why why are you?
Speaker 1: Why are you running?
Speaker 3: Just a little bit of me being me?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, this is my this is my canvas, A
Speaker 5: lot of sound.
Speaker 1: Effects an artist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't draw. We're still here, Miquel Mitchell. We're
Speaker 3: still talking about talle grease as a home remedy, a
Speaker 3: here off for for the als that that that I
Speaker 3: guess hurt you, the things that are that are sucking
Speaker 3: you up. My question for you is, uh, is this
Speaker 3: something you plan to transfer forward to your children? That's
Speaker 3: a good question, you know. Okay, so yeah, definitely different.
Speaker 2: But if there's a situation where it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: someone has a code and we don't have the right,
Speaker 2: you know, medicine that we use already, just know, like MacGyver,
Speaker 2: you can go, hey, get that talent.
Speaker 3: We can get this poppingp know what, we got somethingatize.
Speaker 2: We're the type of family like we we have a
Speaker 2: lot of good health initiatives, so we're always looking for
Speaker 2: other ways that are that you could do just healthy
Speaker 2: like medicine, pills, stuff like that, you know, healthier ways,
Speaker 2: you know, getting your body right. So you know that's
Speaker 2: what That's a good one. But it is Greece, so
Speaker 2: so that's I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, you know, everybody, I like that this is where
Speaker 3: you broke because you are real confident. Before I want it,
Speaker 3: I thought about it. It was like, there's no doubt
Speaker 3: in my mind. Is the future of ways on your kids. Now. Listen,
Speaker 3: you started doing you started doing a calorie clown. You
Speaker 3: were like night Drakes, calories might be going.
Speaker 1: To my babies.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want all the calories going
Speaker 3: into my babies.
Speaker 1: They got to burn it off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's the fascinating it's fascinating. I guess that
Speaker 3: its root. What's fascinating about it is not so much
Speaker 3: that like oh taala is real or it's fake, it
Speaker 3: works or it doesn't. I bet it very much represents
Speaker 3: a root of what is medicinal. Right that, like all
Speaker 3: over the counter medicines are based off of something that
Speaker 3: began as like a holistic sort of like grassroots version
Speaker 3: of medicine, and then you turn it into this other
Speaker 3: thing via Do you.
Speaker 5: Think that though I sometimes it feels like pharmaceuticals were
Speaker 5: like I don't feel like they are all based in
Speaker 5: home readit. I think in a way that like I
Speaker 5: see the metafite or i'd beprofen, or even like a
Speaker 5: nightclill or something like that, I think.
Speaker 3: It's inspired by a real thing that probably once existed,
Speaker 3: and then they they spun it off and figured I mean,
Speaker 3: I guess it's like developed over time, you figure out
Speaker 3: you can make that cheaper with chemicals, and so you
Speaker 3: just eliminate the plant. But at some point more.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right, Yeah, because I'm hearing you will still
Speaker 5: take night will Yeah, just like you know you got
Speaker 5: a little Buzz's kind of fun. Yeah, that quote right
Speaker 5: before bed after a little white.
Speaker 3: Come on, that's what you need, right like wow night
Speaker 3: even kills saying said he won't make his kids. But
Speaker 3: the brother told me that he got no.
Speaker 1: I love to meet the mm hmm.
Speaker 3: It's like a very strong anti fungal or something like that.
Speaker 5: You get it out, damn what I mean Now your
Speaker 5: breath goes ma, But yeah, you're gonna be great.
Speaker 3: Here's something that that I did not realize as it
Speaker 3: relates to tallo grease, and I'm curious to hear your
Speaker 3: thoughts on Taller grease is now being sold like as
Speaker 3: a a fancy thing.
Speaker 2: That's see if you're listening on this not depth video,
Speaker 2: you see my hands are going up in victory.
Speaker 3: Yep. It's being sold as sort of like an like
Speaker 3: a you know, in some cases fifty dollars jug of
Speaker 3: fat that you cook with. I suppose you This is
Speaker 3: what the pictures imply, but some of them also make
Speaker 3: it look like they're keeping them in almost like lotion jars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the.
Speaker 3: Little Mason oh no situation. No, like the masony ones
Speaker 3: with the buckle on the end like a palmer is green. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: squeeze out. This is a bomb standing there. Got the
Speaker 3: oh yeah burns flavor smell like that. Who's it being
Speaker 3: marketed towards? Uh, just based off of the the look,
Speaker 3: the a word vibe of it. It very much feels
Speaker 3: like white people and that it goes this feels very
Speaker 3: this is like, uh, this this real music versus country music.
Speaker 3: Like you know the type of people who kind of
Speaker 3: like imagine they still like the new version of Little
Speaker 3: House on the Prairie, like that type of energy. Oh,
Speaker 3: like it's it's the cracker barrel. It's it's sort of like,
Speaker 3: I a down homish vibe.
Speaker 5: That's the kind of rich I want to get to.
Speaker 5: It seems like there's a level of rich where you
Speaker 5: start to regress and then you're like no, no, no,
Speaker 5: I don't need medicine, I just need natural stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a good rich that's a good level to be at.
Speaker 3: It is a very nice level of rich, and it
Speaker 3: seems to be what they're offering these rich people. It's
Speaker 3: like past to eating whole foods. Like it's like arawon
Speaker 3: this one is wagoo beef taut beef? And let me
Speaker 3: tell you the truth. I'm gonna say it on camera.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means, truly. What is it?
Speaker 3: What is beef?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 5: I've had it, I've had what is it beef?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: What does that mean? You know you guys are laughing
Speaker 5: at me. Tell me what it means, my understand Tell
Speaker 5: me how you categorize it as wago.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I've been told, and then I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what I believe. Okay, Okay. What I've been
Speaker 3: told is that wagu is a specific cattle from Japan
Speaker 3: that they feed a very specific, clean diet and thus
Speaker 3: makes the cattle just taste better and the meat like sturdier.
Speaker 3: It just improves the quality of the meat. It's grass
Speaker 3: fan right based off, But it's not. It's like a
Speaker 3: very specific diet relating to grass and timing and ship.
Speaker 3: It really is like an investment in the cows. And
Speaker 3: that's why it's so.
Speaker 5: I mean, I've seen the profile marbled a certain way.
Speaker 5: They look very dotted with it. I understand what it
Speaker 5: looks like. What I don't believe is the preparation that
Speaker 5: they're giving all these cattle for me then to go
Speaker 5: to Costco yep, right next to the chicken bites and
Speaker 5: get Wagoo meatball.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't believe. No, I I believe very much.
Speaker 3: I told you, I tell you what they tell me,
Speaker 3: and I'll tell you what I believe. I believe that's
Speaker 3: the exact same meat we eat in every other circumstance.
Speaker 3: And I think that they just tell you that it's
Speaker 3: Wago because the brand makes it make sense when you're
Speaker 3: having so too. I think so too.
Speaker 5: It's like Kobe beef, same thing, because I've had I've
Speaker 5: definitely had Wagoo where I'm like, oh, I can tell
Speaker 5: this meat feels richer and whatever else. Yeah, and like
Speaker 5: because it's so rich you can't eat a lot of
Speaker 5: it or whatever else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't believe in that.
Speaker 3: That's probably good tallo though? Is Wagoo tao? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right to the charging for that's this twenty nine ninety nine.
Speaker 3: The most expensive I'm saying is grass fed, grass finished,
Speaker 3: tallow grass finished. I don't know it's that that's a
Speaker 3: new term clean. Uh fully, Like there you really want
Speaker 3: me to pay me? Like in hell let's see what
Speaker 3: it says is just more flavorful and and better, uh,
Speaker 3: a better option for high cook of high heat cooking.
Speaker 3: Rub it on yourself, also frying, and they said it
Speaker 3: booch your immune health. Come on with my mama, Mitchell's
Speaker 3: beef tallow in your diet. Now, Now this is where
Speaker 3: it gets nasty for me, because this is specifically being
Speaker 3: marketed at white people. It does feel like this sort
Speaker 3: of manipulation of what actually is healing in a way
Speaker 3: where like for years they were telling us that like
Speaker 3: these these down home remedies, they don't work on your body.
Speaker 3: That ain't real. You got to grow up, you gotta
Speaker 3: trust science whatever. And you introduce dimon tap robotustin all
Speaker 3: these other things that may in fact that makes me
Speaker 3: question at least are they legitimately good for me? If
Speaker 3: you're you've been trying to convince me that these other
Speaker 3: things were bad for me, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like they made you second guests tallow and you.
Speaker 1: Grew up with the ship.
Speaker 3: I grew up with it, damn. But I still use otheries.
Speaker 3: Nor what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I heard you're saying, though, But I do do other
Speaker 2: remedies outside of the medicine cabinets to what to what
Speaker 2: you're saying, like, some medicines are just you know, messing up, right.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You got your research, a lot of it.
Speaker 2: We can do through eating the right stuff and cooking
Speaker 2: the right stuff, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I will say I'm back in on medicine. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: back in on medicine, man. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was out for a long time, I think mostly
Speaker 5: because I was just very poor, and lately I am
Speaker 5: vacuum medicine.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's very easy to not if you don't have health
Speaker 5: insurance to dictate you finding the correct medicine. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: very easy for you to throw the baby out with
Speaker 5: the bathwater. Some of that shit is amazing though they're
Speaker 5: doing crazy shit.
Speaker 3: But this is where it gets interesting for me as
Speaker 3: it relates to that, right is there. I also see
Speaker 3: hear them talking about like at one point, I guess
Speaker 3: beef tallow was banned. Nope, it wasn't allowed to be
Speaker 3: I guess used or sold as it's being sold now,
Speaker 3: And the reason was because of growing concerns about the
Speaker 3: tie saturated fat content and potential health risks, meaning that
Speaker 3: at one point they told us that this was poisoned,
Speaker 3: that this was bad for us to consume, to put
Speaker 3: on our bodies, whatever it is, and at some point
Speaker 3: it became profitable in a way that then makes them go, Actually,
Speaker 3: never mind, it's not I mean, it's not like when
Speaker 3: was it banned?
Speaker 5: Was that like the nineties fat free curries when they
Speaker 5: started overprocessing everything.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I think specifically it looks like McDonald's, along
Speaker 3: with other fast food chains like Burger King and Wendy,
Speaker 3: switch from beef tallow to vegetable oils in the nineties,
Speaker 3: So this was them responding to sort of this vision
Speaker 3: of In the eighties, Department of Agriculture issued guidelines recommending
Speaker 3: reduced fat intake, especially saturated fat, which contributes to decline,
Speaker 3: and beef tallow use.
Speaker 1: That's deep. Yeah, that's deep.
Speaker 2: I'm still in on tallow Yeah, man, I mean when
Speaker 2: you look at the ingredients of fast food now, it's
Speaker 2: kind of you can't pronounce half the.
Speaker 5: Stuff, like what it feels like, it's like what's that
Speaker 5: Charlton Heston movie. It's like soilent green. Yeah, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean. It's less beef than than it is,
Speaker 5: like whatever proto synthetic proteins.
Speaker 3: And I think that's where the FDA is able to
Speaker 3: get away with some of the stuff that they do.
Speaker 3: Is like they replace beef tallow because it's expensive, and
Speaker 3: they can prove that that isn't good for you, right
Speaker 3: like consuming that much, to your point is not actually
Speaker 3: healthy for you. So they can say this is bad
Speaker 3: for you. But then the replacement that keeps it tasting
Speaker 3: the same and keeps their money not changing, not getting
Speaker 3: more complicated, is a completely made up chemical that covers
Speaker 3: all those bases. It's still bad for you, but it's
Speaker 3: made up so you can't prove it's bad for you
Speaker 3: the same way that we know for a fact beef
Speaker 3: tallow is.
Speaker 2: This is deep man me a tallow movie, Jordan Peel.
Speaker 5: It's just like science fiction, like a like a parable
Speaker 5: of the Butler Book.
Speaker 3: It's just some dudes in the kitchen cooking up some grease.
Speaker 3: It's dark in costco. The cars don't say tallow five
Speaker 3: times now, tallow man, don't come.
Speaker 5: Man, Jordan Peel, if you're watching, that's that's the new one.
Speaker 5: That's the new one.
Speaker 3: Come onk Palmer. That's a different type of film. Still,
Speaker 3: we're open listen, there are spin offs available. We should
Speaker 3: take maybe one more break. Let's take one my break,
Speaker 3: and then we'll come back with more cal metch and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me, Yeah, what is happening?
Speaker 5: Oh from the back, I understand that that's confusing. Yeah
Speaker 5: for sure, that's yakoub okay, the scientists that made white people,
Speaker 5: and then I believe we have a.
Speaker 3: Nation of Islam. Lord. They believe that an ancient big
Speaker 3: headed scientist and yah cool crossbread fifty thousand black people
Speaker 3: on an island until he invented white people. Wow, six
Speaker 3: thousand years ago. I probably could have gone deeper than that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you really left it with or without We had a battle.
Speaker 3: This is very random.
Speaker 2: But he plays cornhole, So I don't know if you
Speaker 2: I didn't know, I knew to you and you I
Speaker 2: was you know, I play a little corn hole. But
Speaker 2: we did us a full out like battle, like cornhole
Speaker 2: championship battle that was on ESPN.
Speaker 3: That is real. It's a real thing, was a real thing.
Speaker 2: And it's like it was all his celebs battle in
Speaker 2: one another almost one and he was it was it
Speaker 2: got crazy.
Speaker 3: He's good. Nice, Yeah, he's nice. Is he like horn Ones?
Speaker 5: Yeah? He's nice with it because that's how you got
Speaker 5: to do it right. It's like you got to be
Speaker 5: able to slide it in every time.
Speaker 3: Cornwall is fun is great. That's a good out. Playing
Speaker 3: at the beach the other day, I was like, oh, beach,
Speaker 3: corn hole, come on man, man, I like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was fun.
Speaker 5: I usually just bring like a football to the beach.
Speaker 5: Or you know what I like at the beach is
Speaker 5: a frisbee. Yeah, oh, whoa, I don't like that.
Speaker 3: No, it's just surprising. It's I'm so.
Speaker 8: From Colorado, like frisbee, Frisbee country, big Frisby country country,
Speaker 8: and that's like you want to talk about our leading lobbyist.
Speaker 8: It's big frisbee after handing everybody's pocket the whole front range.
Speaker 3: That doesn't upset me. I just I just was surprised.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I like a frisbee because when you throw
Speaker 5: a frisbee, true, it like the feels as good as
Speaker 5: like throwing a tight spiral or like or like shooting
Speaker 5: shooting a great like It's just that it's just that
Speaker 5: feeling of like when it leaves your hands, You're like.
Speaker 2: Damn, I know that feeling, you know, I show my
Speaker 2: my youngest daughter how to try to throw a frisbee
Speaker 2: and it kept like, you know, going to the ground
Speaker 2: like that, and then right when it hit that air
Speaker 2: though just a little like how both of us was like,
Speaker 2: d it is so it feels like it's never gonna
Speaker 2: come down though, Yeah, you just catch it.
Speaker 3: That's how I know. The people who deny science aren't fun,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like the frisbee is just science.
Speaker 3: It's just like that whole science where you like, you
Speaker 3: get to fling a thing in the air and it
Speaker 3: flies and you ain't even throw it hard enough for
Speaker 3: it to do all that stuff it does. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: you should be grateful for that. I am. There's like,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, It's like, no, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: I know it's complicated. I know all of science ain't real,
Speaker 3: but come on, don't deny the whole thing.
Speaker 5: I don't deny science. I haven't been thinking lately, and
Speaker 5: this sounds. This sounds I have been thinking lately. I
Speaker 5: think as far as science as it pertains to humanity,
Speaker 5: we know too much.
Speaker 3: And we got to back off a little bit.
Speaker 5: Like I was watching a video because I've been trying
Speaker 5: to clean up my algorithm. I'd like to be a
Speaker 5: better man. It's watching a little video of a little
Speaker 5: boy skateboarding with his father. And he's skateboarding with his
Speaker 5: father and he's like, I love you, daddy. I love
Speaker 5: shredding with you, daddy, and they're both skateboarding. He's like,
Speaker 5: I love shredding with you, daddy, and the dad's like,
Speaker 5: I love shredding with you, son. And it's this beautiful moment.
Speaker 5: And then one of the comments, this woman was like
Speaker 5: that little boy is so happy because the dopamine in
Speaker 5: the melo in the in the serotonin hit him.
Speaker 3: And he decided to say that, and it's like, what
Speaker 3: don't being a psycho? Not this little boy shred with
Speaker 3: his dad. Y, I'm the shred with his dad. What
Speaker 3: the fuck are we doing? Who gives it? Who cares?
Speaker 3: You don't have to explain it.
Speaker 5: You don't have to Oh, you don't have to break
Speaker 5: it down because then life And that's my issue with science.
Speaker 5: It's not for everybody to have all the time. He's like,
Speaker 5: we need people focusing on science. Everybody doesn't have to
Speaker 5: have a reason that everything does everything.
Speaker 3: But I would argue that's also maybe the issue of
Speaker 3: too much access to each other because that person would
Speaker 3: have never been able to say that to you fifty
Speaker 3: years ago, and she didn't say it to me, right,
Speaker 3: but she presented it to the world in a way
Speaker 3: where that dad may eventually see that like this person
Speaker 3: is undermining his relationship with his son via like the
Speaker 3: chemicals that fire in your brain.
Speaker 5: But I don't even think she meant to do it
Speaker 5: is undermining. I think she just was like truly trying
Speaker 5: to be nice and good. But it's just like you
Speaker 5: gotta be like, all this stuff is so complicated anyways.
Speaker 5: It's complicated to fall in love, it's complicated to be
Speaker 5: a good father. It's complicated to be all these things.
Speaker 5: Now when you put all these other things on top
Speaker 5: of it, now it becomes this speech that looks impossible,
Speaker 5: and you get a younger generation people who aren't trying
Speaker 5: to have families or nothing because it seems so there's
Speaker 5: so many reasons for it to go wrong.
Speaker 3: Because you know the science of trauma and all these
Speaker 3: things you didached from the very essence of what it
Speaker 3: means to be a human.
Speaker 5: And you know so much, you get paralysis of analysis.
Speaker 5: Then you don't do nothing, because why not be apathetic
Speaker 5: towards the world. Why not be if you know what's
Speaker 5: going on.
Speaker 1: Ignore the negative comments.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, we're talking to you told me Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are talking real mean. Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I don't even care if it was as locks. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we we got into some trouble because we we I
Speaker 3: I'll take ownership. We're talking about repeated a claim that
Speaker 3: turns out was not fully true that AJ's locks were
Speaker 3: wig the entire time. Wow, somebody I was tricked on
Speaker 3: the internet. I was led to believe that that was
Speaker 3: a true thing, and it turns out it is not.
Speaker 3: It was not wearing a wig the entire time. That said,
Speaker 3: the way that people are speaking to us about this
Speaker 3: issue makes me want to double down more than I've
Speaker 3: ever wanted to double down on anything. Now, everywhere I go,
Speaker 3: I'm going to repeat this conspiracy theory because I want
Speaker 3: the violence to somehow end up back in their lap.
Speaker 2: Now here's the thing. I saw this clip. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I worked with AJ. We did a pilot together that
Speaker 2: never came out.
Speaker 1: But it was great.
Speaker 3: It was great, great, and he was like, you know,
Speaker 3: the leading guy in and everything. It was cool. But yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was. They had me second guessing. I'm like,
Speaker 3: we wait, I wait a minute, you spend time with
Speaker 3: this man. It was like, but that's his hair, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's his hair.
Speaker 1: But when I saw that, I was like, no, way, yeah.
Speaker 3: And that's all we wanted. That is crazy we wanted.
Speaker 3: I think we just wanted to get to the joke
Speaker 3: on the other half of it. And they are.
Speaker 5: Here and they laugh, yeah, really laugh time. No they
Speaker 5: don't they You know what, that's not right. You know
Speaker 5: black people up to say all year of that loud
Speaker 5: and wrong.
Speaker 1: Is so funny.
Speaker 3: I learned.
Speaker 1: On the podcast you just loud and wrong.
Speaker 5: They need to take the That's why nobody needs a podcast.
Speaker 3: It's like, come on, man, we was having fun. I
Speaker 3: can't laugh with my briend. I can't silly dog you because.
Speaker 5: We're also not One of those podcasts was like grind
Speaker 5: Time ten Ways to make a billion dollars.
Speaker 3: We're just having fun, then listen. If nothing else when
Speaker 3: you deal with us, we're wrong, but we're also keeping
Speaker 3: you broke, so so I will ever tell you how
Speaker 3: to make any money over it. In fact, we are
Speaker 3: helping you in quite the opposite direction.
Speaker 5: And quite frankly, I don't know how I did it,
Speaker 5: and I don't have a lot. I'm lucky I got
Speaker 5: what I got.
Speaker 3: You think we'd be doing this if we knew how
Speaker 3: to make money, I'd be making a coin, yah, coop coin,
Speaker 3: which apparently already exists.
Speaker 5: Damn, that's right. Yeah, I'm trying to like look around
Speaker 5: and find something else.
Speaker 3: No, just go man, leave that alone. Don't go up
Speaker 3: there anyway, cal Kel Mitchell's there. We're still talking about
Speaker 3: the possibility that tallow grease is the remedy. But more
Speaker 3: importantly right now, we'd love to do a voicemail. I
Speaker 3: think what's doing great? Again? We told you Kel overbreak.
Speaker 3: We do not listen to these voicemails a whole the time,
Speaker 3: so we have no idea what this person is going
Speaker 3: to say this one. This is what they want to
Speaker 3: say to us. Wow, this one is is themed around
Speaker 3: black aunties. I can tell you that and and the
Speaker 3: rest of it they'll explain to you themselves.
Speaker 9: Okay, so the voicemail, no wonder why people coming out
Speaker 9: here telling you all a little freaky anyways.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've taken a call on us little freakys.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, neither of us are pumped about it. But
Speaker 3: apparently when we left the voice or made the voicemail message,
Speaker 3: and I don't recall what it sounds like. I remember
Speaker 3: thinking it was funny. Yeah, and apparently we're being erotic.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what they said. They keep implying that we're
Speaker 3: being erotic in the message. I have no memory of that.
Speaker 3: You have no memory of that, But the implication, I'm
Speaker 3: going to call to find out what did y'all say?
Speaker 3: I thought we just said little moms and find out
Speaker 3: that's not even the number hundred.
Speaker 10: Little moms, that's not it can help me out, My god,
Speaker 10: don't even work.
Speaker 4: Here's a freak show, Yeah, a little bit anyway, little
Speaker 4: freaky's is what they call us.
Speaker 1: And it's a real problem.
Speaker 9: No, I'm so thrown by that. My conspiracy is that
Speaker 9: these Facebook aunties and Instagram aunties that just have all
Speaker 9: of this wrong ass information, it's out to tear the
Speaker 9: black community apart. Why did I get into it with
Speaker 9: my own mother about seventeen people going missing after going
Speaker 9: on too and indeed job interviews, and it's like sixteen
Speaker 9: year old mom, Nobody, no sixteen year old is going
Speaker 9: on indeed looking for a job.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. That is a point. There's more
Speaker 3: to this, but maybe we should should reflect.
Speaker 5: I think you're mad that old people are bad at
Speaker 5: the Internet, and for that, I also am upset about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they are.
Speaker 5: They get tricked, get tricked a lot because I'm older, dude.
Speaker 5: But it it's like the older you get, the decades
Speaker 5: that go up, it's exponentially by the time you're seventy
Speaker 5: years old. They they're so scared of what's going on
Speaker 5: in the world because they're like I heard, sixteen year
Speaker 5: olds are going on indeed meetups. Yeah, and they're trying
Speaker 5: to talk to their friends on LinkedIn.
Speaker 3: Now they had a job interview and they all got
Speaker 3: kidnapped because but sixteen year olds is the claim, Seventeen
Speaker 3: of them all at once. And she's repeating this and
Speaker 3: her she's arguing with our mother about it.
Speaker 5: Which and that would be annoying to talk. That would
Speaker 5: be an irritating conversation with one hundred, Like I've had
Speaker 5: conversation with my mom and my mommy that's not you know,
Speaker 5: not real.
Speaker 3: I've never I've never told this before. The last real
Speaker 3: job I had, I was teaching, I was doing after
Speaker 3: school programming at a place in Red Hook in New York,
Speaker 3: where like the whole staff's job was to like work
Speaker 3: with people kids of that community that would come in
Speaker 3: after school program and hang out there. And then you know,
Speaker 3: we were servicing the community, right. And there was this
Speaker 3: lady whose name I won't use, but this lady who
Speaker 3: was like an older lady at the job and was
Speaker 3: like kind of the old auntie asked lady that worked there.
Speaker 3: And one day she got a phone call. Yeah, you're close.
Speaker 3: You ain't that phone? She gets a phone call, Uh,
Speaker 3: that is one hundred a spam call. I can hear
Speaker 3: it in the way that she's talking to them that
Speaker 3: she is on a spam call in the office, fully
Speaker 3: getting tricked. Do you understand, like actively getting tricked. And
Speaker 3: it was so exhausting in my mind to imagine the
Speaker 3: conversation I would have had to have to get her
Speaker 3: off that call that I just let it run. I
Speaker 3: was just like, no, you gotta figure this out. Ride Like,
Speaker 3: I can't get it you. I mean, it's just gonna
Speaker 3: be so hard to get her off the phone. What
Speaker 3: was the nature of the scam, Yeah, it was back
Speaker 3: when they did the I R. S joint. It's not
Speaker 3: as common anymore. But it was like an error where
Speaker 3: that I R S one was doing numbers. This is
Speaker 3: like twenty probably like fifteen. The IRS phone call where
Speaker 3: they're like, hey, you're in big trouble. Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 3: pay your taxes type joint that was killing people.
Speaker 2: Let me give you sure address and your name. And
Speaker 2: she was she was running it down. She was at them,
Speaker 2: this could not be.
Speaker 3: You could not be talking about me because I did
Speaker 3: this and this and this, and I could send you
Speaker 3: the forms right and like like in it. And I
Speaker 3: was like, I.
Speaker 1: Can't even help you.
Speaker 2: Baby, those links. You know, you gotta tell the elders don't.
Speaker 2: Don't click on every link with the text messages. They're
Speaker 2: doing it all the time.
Speaker 5: Hey, I got I see some ship, my ship where
Speaker 5: I'm like, is that any It's like, you know, it's
Speaker 5: got other people worse, it's all that.
Speaker 3: I agree with her, No, it's terrifying. Let's let's let's
Speaker 3: not this thing.
Speaker 9: No news source, no reputable links, nobody's reporting this. But
Speaker 9: because she saw a video on Instagram, now she's taketing
Speaker 9: me like, oh, be cautious, be careful, and I and
Speaker 9: I have to tell her like, this is not real.
Speaker 9: This is fake. These people are playing with y'all. You
Speaker 9: have to do your research. You cannot see something on
Speaker 9: Instagram and just be like, oh, yeah, this is the case.
Speaker 9: It's it's Taran. Families apart because now my mama mad
Speaker 9: at me because I told her she's wrong.
Speaker 5: I think your mama is mad because you don't have
Speaker 5: a job. I think she just wants you to go
Speaker 5: on some bitter.
Speaker 3: She's like, look, I'll make something up. Whatever was going
Speaker 3: to get you out of the house, please, Lord, she's still.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know they kidnapping boys, you know they getting boys.
Speaker 11: Go on, get out of here, please.
Speaker 3: But I mean, I'm with her. I am with She's
Speaker 3: not wrong. It's unfortunate that that the Aunties are getting
Speaker 3: tricked and and subsequently they're trigging us. I think they
Speaker 3: did a whole movie on it, Beekeeper, remember that I
Speaker 3: didn't watch it.
Speaker 2: You know you didn't watch that with Jason State. Jason
Speaker 2: State state them, Yeah, almost mess his name.
Speaker 3: They don't party. Would hear what you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're at the same club, and it was just
Speaker 2: like it was like it's over there, and then my
Speaker 2: table with his tape and then it was everybody was
Speaker 2: hanging out.
Speaker 3: It's cool to hang you know, it's cool.
Speaker 2: I adapted them up. I never imagine that man dancing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 5: I don't imagine British people dancing ever. Actually, to be honest,
Speaker 5: that's true.
Speaker 3: In my head. I never think about him. I know
Speaker 3: it's a certain type of British people.
Speaker 1: I don't think dance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really don't think about it, like the like
Speaker 3: those ones.
Speaker 5: I don't think I think the black ones dancing because
Speaker 5: they have Caribbean influence. I don't think of like councing
Speaker 5: housing council mm hmm, because you don't see them dance, right.
Speaker 3: I think there's a type of British that I think
Speaker 3: does that. But that's not but not like but that,
Speaker 3: but I was the ones you're talking about, And.
Speaker 5: Even that one is just like didn't didn't Reddy in there?
Speaker 5: The same thing over and over again. But I don't
Speaker 5: think of I just don't think about British people dancing. No,
Speaker 5: I don't think it's like a rich history.
Speaker 1: They come to emails, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was six. British fans really eat us alive, do
Speaker 3: you guys? Felicia was an aunty in that movie. She
Speaker 3: was the aunty that got Oh no, then the beekeeper
Speaker 3: had to settle the score.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a while.
Speaker 3: I could have wrote it.
Speaker 1: That was a good movie.
Speaker 3: You could have wrote it, Yeah, Davis. Dave's aspiring to
Speaker 3: be able to write a hugely successful white film. But
Speaker 3: they don't know that I wrote it. Okay, so you
Speaker 3: gonna go like under different name and under stuff like that.
Speaker 5: It really hasn't flushed out because we just talked about
Speaker 5: it twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3: But oh yeah, okay, I think he's he's still figuring
Speaker 3: out the logistics. But his hope is that by sheer
Speaker 3: force of will, he can create his own version of
Speaker 3: Yellowstone where it is never clear to them that a
Speaker 3: black man wrote that piece.
Speaker 5: Which to me as an artist is maybe the greatest
Speaker 5: satirical work I could ever be involved in. Slash your Richard.
Speaker 3: Come on, now do you do after you went all
Speaker 3: your awards and it's profitable and it's amazing movie that
Speaker 3: you will come out Hey, yeah, because just like that,
Speaker 3: but y'all didn't know.
Speaker 5: Guess what, Because here's the thing about me, it's a
Speaker 5: low bar to make me go away forever.
Speaker 3: It's really like whatever, man man, dude, this is a
Speaker 3: treacherous anyway. Man, you know, give me fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, give me some money. I don't have to pay
Speaker 5: taxes on I get out of here, man, get out
Speaker 5: of your head.
Speaker 3: You ain't gonna worry about it no more.
Speaker 2: That's not a good movie. Just following you do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's the movie. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like twenty years from now they make the Yeah, all.
Speaker 3: It could be like Boyhood where they they we track
Speaker 3: you from now all the way until the time that
Speaker 3: you finally complete the piece. Yeah. Yeah, and life has changed,
Speaker 3: you have changed, but ultimately the piece is complete and
Speaker 3: you're ready to present it to the world. I like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, wow to we finished this voice,
Speaker 3: Oh it's still going. Yeah.
Speaker 9: We got to do better in our communities, help our aunties.
Speaker 9: Tell them what they see on Facebook. They have to
Speaker 9: double triple check. Or if we just gonna be out
Speaker 9: here lost.
Speaker 3: That's it. We will be.
Speaker 2: She handed on a lost Come on, y'all.
Speaker 3: How thought you said raw? Which would have been a
Speaker 3: beautiful row circles.
Speaker 5: I appreciate her because she really meant that. I like
Speaker 5: you when it's yeah, that came from a.
Speaker 3: Really good cares about her family. She wants her mom
Speaker 3: to do better. She wants her aunties, both literal and
Speaker 3: sort of logically the spiritual aunties do better. That being said,
Speaker 3: it's not going to work at all. They like Facebook.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's like I really want my man
Speaker 5: links and Kerman. Maybe we cap that voting age, yep,
Speaker 5: contribute to.
Speaker 3: Keep arguing it. No, nobody's ready to take it seriously.
Speaker 3: Cal I imagine you're going to push back against this
Speaker 3: and that that's that's your right if you feel so.
Speaker 3: But I really think we got to cut off the
Speaker 3: voting age. I think we're letting people vote way past
Speaker 3: their prime, way past even their ability to make reasonable choices.
Speaker 3: And I'm willing to debate what it should be. But
Speaker 3: for me, fifty five, yeah, I think that's a little low.
Speaker 5: That's what I do think. He's lay that's low. I
Speaker 5: think sixty five or what's retirement sixty two. I think
Speaker 5: this retirement age keeps changing. Sure, they now a lot
Speaker 5: of people aren't being promised retirement until seventy. That's a
Speaker 5: very different goalpost.
Speaker 3: And I think some of the reason that that is
Speaker 3: happening is because we're allowing older people to make choices
Speaker 3: for younger people. It's also younger people not voting. Maybe
Speaker 3: they're not voting because they're feeling like that vote doesn't
Speaker 3: count against this massive machine that's built itself to benefit
Speaker 3: mostly the olds.
Speaker 5: I think so, but I think there is a level
Speaker 5: of like, young people gotta come out.
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't change that. Did he try voter die?
Speaker 3: He said it didn't work, didn't vote, He screamed it.
Speaker 3: He ran a marathon. You know those T shirts baseball
Speaker 3: shirts had a mohawk at one point.
Speaker 5: Do you ever think about getting in? Yeah, it's not
Speaker 5: for meawk heard the foehawk and it'll be like the
Speaker 5: head for it. Okay, my head exposes my weaknesses.
Speaker 3: No, you could do.
Speaker 2: You could do a fro. I don't think you will.
Speaker 2: Look at the sideways. Mister T's right next to you
Speaker 2: with a mohawk.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Y'all got the same head.
Speaker 3: I think much get what thank you? If I had
Speaker 3: a pro hawk?
Speaker 5: I look like I make beats for aspiring teen rappers.
Speaker 5: The vibe, you know what I'm saying. I look like
Speaker 5: like I don't think. It's like, I don't think. I
Speaker 5: don't think it vibes with what I got. Will cut
Speaker 5: the beard?
Speaker 3: You can do it, No, I will say, and to you,
Speaker 3: to your credit, I do think you could pull it
Speaker 3: off much in the way that mister T can. I
Speaker 3: will also say that I will stop doing this podcast
Speaker 3: that day. I'm happy for you. I'm done doing business
Speaker 3: with you. We both get out clean, as it were.
Speaker 3: But but no, we can't continue forward if that's the No,
Speaker 3: we're not a very adventurous hair style podcast. No, I
Speaker 3: do most of the adventuring, and I always bail on it.
Speaker 6: I feel like your adventuring is really just making it long. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I honestly think between the two of us, your nose
Speaker 6: ring is the most adventurous thing.
Speaker 3: We have going on physically. Nor Yeah, that's really a
Speaker 3: tiny one. Yeah almost.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know when he said it. I was
Speaker 2: looking at you know, I'm like, I don't notice it specling,
Speaker 2: that's all.
Speaker 3: I have to try it now, you know, now they
Speaker 3: have the you know what I'm saying. You need a
Speaker 3: little fake mohawk.
Speaker 1: You just try it out.
Speaker 3: You can get the walk in here. The man piece.
Speaker 5: The man piece did. Yeah, I got a system. At
Speaker 5: this point.
Speaker 3: You gotta barber. You trust.
Speaker 5: I've been kind of having this haircut beard combination for
Speaker 5: damn near twenty years. Yeah, Olivia, it looks like that's
Speaker 5: aid wrap.
Speaker 3: I got people behind the walls here, but oh, we
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Speaker 3: That's all right.
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