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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi guys, Good morning, afternoon or evening.

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Speaker 2: This is the Unofficial Expert podcast with Sydney and Marie.

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Speaker 2: You know, so this is a podcast where everybody thinks

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Speaker 2: they're an expert at something ridiculous or informative, and we

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Speaker 2: just pretty much picked their brains and find out if

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Speaker 2: they're really the expert at whatever they're talking about. Marie,

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Speaker 2: were you were an expert in this week?

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Speaker 3: This week?

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Speaker 1: I was an expert at looking a mess in public?

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Speaker 1: What I almost fell several times, but you know, my

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Speaker 1: core is I've been working on it, so my core

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Speaker 1: strength is pretty good. And then after I almost bust

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Speaker 1: my ass on the subway platform and almost died, I

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Speaker 1: went home and saved everybody my apartment building's life. What

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Speaker 1: that means is I snow gas and everyone in my

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Speaker 1: apartment would sleep, but I was like, something is happening

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Speaker 1: in here. My roommate went to sleep and let the

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Speaker 1: stove on.

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Speaker 2: Oh your roommate white, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: She's crazy, because you know how gone of lighting a candle,

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Speaker 1: I could have blown the whole building up.

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Speaker 2: And then it would just be the Unofficial Expert with

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Speaker 2: Sydney Washington, and.

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Speaker 1: It would just be the unofficial with Sydney Washington.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 2: That's terrible. You need to get one of those those

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Speaker 2: carbon monoxide alarms or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I have one.

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Speaker 1: I got to get like a canary or a bird

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe you need to put batteries in it. There's

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Speaker 2: not enough batteries there, just only have like one.

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Speaker 1: The supposed only have one really or two.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what the want to have a

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Speaker 3: carbon monoxide detector.

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Speaker 2: Listen, we don't know you know where my building is.

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Speaker 2: They don't have nothing. Our door barely works.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you had a doorbell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't really work. Yeah, I you know, I

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Speaker 2: have burned my apartment down when I was a kid.

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Speaker 3: So and they let you stay there?

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Speaker 2: No, they didn't. They're like, you gotta go back to

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Speaker 2: New York. Oh was that why you got kicked out

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Speaker 2: of Oakland, California?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Really, yeah that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I started a fire, burned half my apartment down,

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Speaker 2: and then my cousin right after the fires, he said,

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Speaker 2: you know you.

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Speaker 3: Didn't fucked up now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And they wouldn't let me buy stoves or matches

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Speaker 2: or I couldn't. I had to be supervised twenty four hours.

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Speaker 3: Yo.

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Speaker 1: That is wow.

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Speaker 2: For a couple of years too. And you know, black

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Speaker 2: people will never let you like as soon as they

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Speaker 2: would let imagine like, oh hope Sydney's not around, Like

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Speaker 2: while I was around, I'm like, okay, I got it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, black people don't let you forget stuff.

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Speaker 2: I was like, eleven, it was an accident.

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Speaker 3: Why were you playing with fire?

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Speaker 1: I mean I played a fire too, but I never

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Speaker 1: burned anything down.

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Speaker 2: Well that's because your mother's not a hoarder like my

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Speaker 2: aunt was order and there was like newspapers and it

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Speaker 2: was an accident, like.

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Speaker 1: You lit the match and then you were watching it burn, yes,

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Speaker 1: and then it got too close to your fingers and

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Speaker 1: you were like ooh, and you dropped it on a

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Speaker 1: stack of what jet magazines.

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Speaker 2: I I was playing with like a fake cigarette and

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Speaker 2: the cigarette was plastic, and I lit the plastic cigarette

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Speaker 2: and it melted and it melted into a bag of

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Speaker 2: like newspapers from nineteen eighty seven. Wow that my mom

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Speaker 2: was just having because they had some coupons and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: Well, you never know, a lot of places still take

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Speaker 1: them expired coupon exactly. Shout out to Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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Speaker 1: I don't care how expire those coupons are. They will

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Speaker 1: take that twenty percent off for you. Sidney, What were

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Speaker 1: you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: I was an expert in saying no. I said no

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Speaker 2: A lot. People asked me to pick up ships. I

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Speaker 2: was like, no, people asked me to do stuff. I

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Speaker 2: was like, no, this.

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Speaker 3: Is my week.

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Speaker 2: I do what I want.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been trying to say no more.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, yes, you have been resisting me a

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Speaker 1: little bit more. Don't think that I like it. I

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Speaker 1: was like, who is this new nigga?

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Speaker 3: I never say no to you? So you say no

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Speaker 3: to me.

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Speaker 1: You've been saying no to me about stuff?

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Speaker 2: I feel like, what did I say no?

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Speaker 3: I can't think all the top of my head right

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Speaker 3: now exactly.

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Speaker 2: I've been saying no to not my girlfriend gotta say

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Speaker 2: yes to her.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you've been hitting her with anot no,

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Speaker 1: but the maybe later.

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Speaker 2: I still haven't paid December's rent, so I say yes.

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Speaker 1: It is February, second week of February. You haven't paid yet.

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Speaker 2: And I'm still doing like installment plans. You know, I'm

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Speaker 2: doing payment plans I'm doing.

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Speaker 3: Like, do y'all split the rent in half? What you

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Speaker 3: say half? What do you mean? I mean divided by two,

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Speaker 3: like fifty fifty.

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Speaker 2: See, I work on like a lesbian calculator, so half

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Speaker 2: actually means like a quarter.

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Speaker 1: So wow, Okay, Well, I'm gonna find out more about

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Speaker 1: this lesbian calculator because I'm curious because I feel like

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Speaker 1: I've been doing lesbian math my whole.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's be in math for you? Is zero zero

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Speaker 2: zero zero? You pay nothing?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: You don't believe in half?

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: That's Haitian math.

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Speaker 2: Yes, believe in contributing at all?

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Speaker 1: Well, what are you talking about? My presence is the contribution?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for the kids, but that's not enough for the rent?

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Speaker 3: Okay, my presence No, I'd be like, well she's here,

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Speaker 3: so I'm like, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the landlord comes to physically pick up the rent.

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Speaker 3: Where do y'all live?

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Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty two? Is there a milkman that passes by

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Speaker 1: and drops off milk.

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Speaker 2: To I have no idea how the rent is handled.

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Speaker 2: All I know is that a Venmo will Actually she

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Speaker 2: sends a request for the Venmo payment, and then I

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Speaker 2: pay her well, I decline it, and then I sent

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Speaker 2: the price that I think is okay for me at

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Speaker 2: the moment. And then she texted me and she's like, did.

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Speaker 3: You get my Venmo? And be like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I think I deleted the app. You're so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Here's a stupid I love you, Adrian. Speaking of loving Adrian.

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Speaker 1: Who is a woman with a man's name. We can

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Speaker 1: have a woman with a woman with a bird's name. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: it's a bird with a bird's name today as ours

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Speaker 1: as our expert. She's a writer, a director, a comedian.

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Speaker 1: She's done our show before and she killed. Yes she did,

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Speaker 1: and we don't say that about everybody who does the show.

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Speaker 1: Truly killed. Uh and she is our lesbian expert today.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Robin Rashida Cloud.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Wow, See Marie is disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: RC.

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Speaker 3: I'm proud of the RC.

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Speaker 2: She's so disrespectful, putting out the middle name, the whole government,

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Speaker 2: the whole government name. Now I can like literally take

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Speaker 2: all your information. All I need is your social Rashida.

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Speaker 3: People don't even think Cloud is my last name, so

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Speaker 3: I don't believe it. I was like, that's a stage

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Speaker 3: last name. It's something that it's really real.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Robin, it's so early to be and you look stunning.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you have like I cream in your life.

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Speaker 2: You got a good moisturizer.

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Speaker 3: Girl. I washed my face and then slathering myself with

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Speaker 3: coconut oil. That's like I smell like a cupcake. Well,

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Speaker 3: let me get my lesbian ass away from you. Why

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Speaker 3: are you here? You don't work? Because we we know

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Speaker 3: what I, me and city are here. We work?

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Speaker 2: Why Marie, Marie Samuel Foston has no friends?

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, Robin, what do you do during the day?

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Speaker 3: A lot of people wonder that. So I right now,

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Speaker 3: I'm running my own production company, and so I'm at

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Speaker 3: home working on two documentaries and uh writing some scripts. Okay,

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Speaker 3: And that sounds like a lot of estate on the side.

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Speaker 3: You slinging real estate on the side.

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Speaker 2: So what's your tax return looking like?

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Speaker 3: What the what it looked like? You know, there are

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Speaker 3: a couple there are a couple of ten ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so we get money back. Great, we'll see you're

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Speaker 2: gonna get the money back.

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Speaker 1: What's the limit, because it's just a quick sidebar, what's

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Speaker 1: the limit?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: How much money do I have to make in order

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Speaker 1: to not have to file taxes? What's the minimum?

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Speaker 3: I thought it was twelve thousand dollars?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I feel like I'm the goal for

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Speaker 1: this year. No, no, no, I feel like last year

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Speaker 1: on the books, I didn't make that much money.

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Speaker 2: Is trying to get out of not doing her taxes

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Speaker 2: this year?

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Speaker 1: Hashtag was Lee Snipes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, this is the year. You don't want to go.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what they just passed it? If you

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Speaker 3: owe back taxes fifty thousand dollars or more, that they'll

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Speaker 3: take your passport away.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't owe that much.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that much. Also, my passport expired, damn city.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, I'm totally just than fifty thousand dollars for sure.

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Speaker 1: I looked at tax money like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I do. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not afraid

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Speaker 2: or shame fuck this country. They not get my money.

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Speaker 2: Throw me in jail if you have to. Y'all not

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Speaker 2: getting none of my dollars.

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Speaker 1: Listen, if you're listening to this, uh Orange Trump, we

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Speaker 1: need an Orange expert, so you know, come through.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we need somebody like a tax expert.

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Speaker 1: So he evaded taxes for twenty years.

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Speaker 2: So he's a white man expert. He's a white man,

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Speaker 2: so he can get away.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to need a white man expert because.

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Speaker 1: We had a white He was from Connecticut.

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Speaker 3: He was super he went to Salsburg, Salisbury, Salesburg.

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Speaker 1: Wait, are you from Connecticut?

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Speaker 3: I'm from Connecticut, Sow State.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So let's talk about your background. Your parents yea

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Speaker 1: born and raised in Connecticut.

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Speaker 3: No, my dad was my mom's from Philly and my

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Speaker 3: parents met at Howard when my mom was a freshman

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Speaker 3: and my dad was a junior. And you transferred there

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Speaker 3: from the University of Arizona.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like a movie or show. Really, didn't Spike

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Speaker 2: Lee do something like that? School days?

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Speaker 3: He did do school days?

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Speaker 2: He did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your dad is from Arizona. No, he's from Connecticut.

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Speaker 3: But he originally wanted to be a professional golfer. So

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Speaker 3: your dad is super white? Is your mother's white? My

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Speaker 3: So how did you get so light Robin? What happened?

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Speaker 1: But then you ended up in Connecticut.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, doing super gay things. Yeah, you got shoulder

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Speaker 3: Her shoulders are very broad.

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Speaker 3: What's happening right now?

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Speaker 3: We're just talking about I tried to be as gay

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Speaker 2: I'm here for a maryl.

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Speaker 3: I mean it is a white man Timberlain boot and

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Speaker 3: They make me uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah, there was a time

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Speaker 2: So, Robin, how long have you been a lesbian? Since

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think when I was like nine, you know,

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Speaker 2: See my great aunt raised me, and like there was

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Speaker 3: And I was like, what is a pod tike? I said,

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Speaker 2: Is that a character on?

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Speaker 3: Like? Actually ask her?

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Speaker 1: You're not You're not.

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Speaker 3: Never going over there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and if they give you a sandwich, throw it

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Speaker 2: out like damn, no tuna, no, no tuna.

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Speaker 1: So you were nine and you like what nine year

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Speaker 3: Just a feeling like I I could see the girls

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Speaker 2: I made it with my my uh next door neighbor

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Speaker 1: Oh, Sydney, you're giving alternative facts right now. Sydney was

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't listen, it's going to be like the child of.

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Speaker 1: It was a lord. As the episode.

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Speaker 2: It was not shut up, Marie, She's consent.

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Speaker 3: It was Rands. It was okay with it? Ken, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Give I wasn't seven. I was like eleven, and she was.

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Speaker 1: She was twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 3: She was, she was twenty one.

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Speaker 2: She had a mortgage, she had like her own own house.

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Speaker 3: She was like, I'm gonna take you for a job.

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Speaker 2: I said, long as you're not sleeping on your mother's couch,

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Speaker 2: I'm fine with it.

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Speaker 3: No, it was how old was she? She was like

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Speaker 3: four or five years older than me? She was forty.

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Speaker 3: Made out with her.

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Speaker 2: I made out with.

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Speaker 3: Her in a garage behind a car. And what did

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Speaker 3: that entail? Exactly?

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Speaker 2: Just like a little kiss, will make out like tongue.

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Speaker 3: No over the no second base, No over the door

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Speaker 3: of the explorer, no Twitter action. No.

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Speaker 2: I did not touch her you know, private area. I

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Speaker 2: mean I touched her titties.

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Speaker 3: But you did? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Really at eleven?

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Speaker 3: You so fast, so touched for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Wait when did you touch titties?

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Speaker 3: Robin? Oh my god? When was your I like my

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Speaker 3: first kiss, I was sixteen years old, Okay. I dated

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Speaker 3: only other lesbian, Yes, the only other lesbian in my

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Speaker 3: And then we were up in the German literature section

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Speaker 3: one day, Yeah, because nobody was up there. She like

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Speaker 3: lifted me up, put me on the windowsill and laid

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Speaker 3: it on me. WHOA, that's like, did you lose it?

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Speaker 3: I lost it? Robin.

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Speaker 2: That's like like a Lifetime channel like when they have

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Speaker 2: it was amazing list. That is like high school romance

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Speaker 2: right there, Harlequin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was pretty. Did you lose your virginity in

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Speaker 3: the library. I didn't, But I lost my virginity in

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Speaker 3: my best friend's grandmother's apartment. Okay, that's everybody was visiting.

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Speaker 3: She was away at Puerto Rico. Okay, lost in preaking

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Speaker 3: like on her shag carpet, on the carpet, robit on

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Speaker 3: the floor. You could get no bed on her bedroom.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to have sex in her bed. I

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Speaker 3: would rather well. And then like statues of Jesus everywhere.

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Speaker 1: And the candles of like virgins and saints and stuff. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're going straight ahead.

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Speaker 2: Listen. If I'm gonna lose my virginia, I need to

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Speaker 2: have some good support on my back. Yeah, I can't

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Speaker 2: have like the hard ass floor with a terrible.

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Speaker 3: Ass a really thick shag carpet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what does it mean when when a lesbian loses

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Speaker 1: their virginity? What is that what you'll be doing?

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Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, because people say scissoring, and I'm so it's

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Speaker 3: so like old and dated, like you can't really get

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Speaker 3: off on that. I mean, at least I can't. I

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Speaker 3: don't know. Maybe some people do, but it was scissoring

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Speaker 3: though not me. Both the people on the couch though,

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Speaker 1: Side of the room.

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Speaker 2: And I don't want to know.

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Speaker 1: I don't want any of that gay on me.

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Speaker 3: I hate your grandma. Yeah, and I have time to

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Speaker 3: do laundry.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to that gay or anything.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, so, why are y'all sinners here?

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Speaker 2: She's like throwing a holy water at us.

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Speaker 1: I know, I whant to look at you guys. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what was that first?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was some finger popping and she

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Speaker 3: went down on me. Wow, at me at sixteen. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well see I hadn't had nobody to go down on

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Speaker 2: me for a minute, Like I had to be kind

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Speaker 2: of grown when it happened.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of grown Sydney because you know, you

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Speaker 1: so kind of girl for yous.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen, you know, like eighteen, like I man, you know,

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Speaker 2: black dudes was not trying to go down on women.

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Speaker 1: No, ma'am, No, it wasn't. Ye, it wasn't hip.

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Speaker 2: It was not hip. They weren't down with that. So

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Speaker 2: I had to wait until I got a like a

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Speaker 2: secure black man to be like, yes, I go down

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Speaker 2: on the women, It's okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't. Don't they understand how the clip works?

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Speaker 2: They don't.

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Speaker 1: Most men don't though they really don't.

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Speaker 3: They're missing out. That's what you should do.

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Speaker 1: A class, Robin, Yes, all about clits.

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Speaker 3: Click class Click class with Robin versheta cloud. I'll go

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Speaker 3: to that class at the annex. Sorry, at the annex.

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Speaker 1: I mean, can you guys give us any information about

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Speaker 1: the clip that most people don't know?

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Speaker 3: Well, I think the clit has more nerves in it

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Speaker 3: than the penis. The entire penis it's like thousands and

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Speaker 3: thousands and thousands of nerves.

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Speaker 2: I want to derive for lesbians. So I don't know everything.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna piggyback off you robins, So whatever you

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Speaker 2: saymble it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I've heard that thousands and thousands of nerves, thousands

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Speaker 1: of thousands of nerves, and I think that like most women.

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Speaker 3: Don't have orgasms without some sort of clitoral stimulation.

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Speaker 2: Right, that's that's factual, an actual, So, Robin, when you

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Speaker 2: are hooking up with women, do you look them in

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Speaker 2: the eyes?

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Speaker 3: Like, how is it intense?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: I looked them in the eyes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because when I used to have sex with men,

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Speaker 2: it was very like closing my eyes.

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Speaker 3: The lights were off, like music was playing. You're like,

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Speaker 3: how dark could it be for this fancy to be real?

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Speaker 3: My mind? Yes, it was like I feel like lesbians

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Speaker 3: are very like open.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very there's a candle burning, it's lavender oil

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Speaker 2: on the pillow case.

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Speaker 3: Like, did you mean sometimes yeah, usually in the beginning,

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Speaker 3: that's what it's like. Wait, wait, and after like three years,

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Speaker 3: what happened? It's like, Oh, let's have like a little

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Speaker 3: mutual masturbation session. Okay, So that's what I'm looking forward to, Adrian.

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Speaker 3: You hear that it's just gonna be in the same

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Speaker 3: room of each other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, much mass So how do you how did you

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Speaker 1: come out to your do people know, like when you

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Speaker 1: came out where people are like, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Did you always have a haircut or no?

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Speaker 2: I had?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, in high school I had long, like

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Speaker 3: blowout black Barbie hair. Really yes, so it was and

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Speaker 3: I like a little bit of a fem that, you know.

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Speaker 3: I wore lipstick every day and all the West Indian

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Speaker 3: girls would call me a vamp and they hated me.

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Speaker 3: Really it's like you know, and they oh.

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Speaker 2: They knew that you were gay, even though they were like.

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Speaker 3: You know, the irolls were epic, Yes, like that have

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Speaker 3: like ptsc So you so you were out? You always? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I was out? I mean I told my mom like

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00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:41,680
Speaker 3: in around Christmas time, we were in the kitchen.

448
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 1: And word, while she's making gingerbread cookie, yeah, dare.

449
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,359
Speaker 3: They were pulling people like who do you want to

450
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 3: kiss on the mistletoe? And she was like, who do

451
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,199
Speaker 3: you want to kiss on the mistletoe? And I was

452
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 3: like Jodie Foster And she said Jodie Foster was a woman,

453
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 3: Jodi Foster. Yeah, that was your like woman j kind

454
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 3: of person that I like, a gay celebrity, that's it.

455
00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,600
Speaker 3: So you were only attracted to people who were daring.

456
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 3: Kara too, but she wasn't.

457
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 2: I feel like Grace Jones wasn't gay, but she could

458
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 2: be somebody that you can make out with.

459
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,160
Speaker 3: That's not your thing.

460
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 1: That's a no from Robin Club like Jones.

461
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 3: I mean, she's beautiful.

462
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the I'm looking up Jodie Foster right now

463
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 1: because I'm like, am I thinking of the right person?

464
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jody looks so she's old.

465
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 1: Now because I feel like maybe I'm thinking of Meg Ryan,

466
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,360
Speaker 1: I think you are.

467
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,439
Speaker 3: I could get them confused as well. Jodi Foster is

468
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 3: not hot.

469
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:31,919
Speaker 2: She's not.

470
00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 1: Jodi Foster's real name is Alicia. Alicia, but you.

471
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 3: Know, my sixteen desperate lesbian self, you know, she was

472
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 3: my only, like the only lesbian celebrity that I knew,

473
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,399
Speaker 3: even though she wasn't out, like we all knew she

474
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 3: was gay. So then my mom's like, she's a woman,

475
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,439
Speaker 3: and I said, yeah, I know, I'm gay. Any Way,

476
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 3: how old were you? Sixteen? Sixteen?

477
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 2: So you did all this at sixteen, so you had a.

478
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 3: That was a big dumb like. I don't think I

479
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 3: would if I could go back in time, I would

480
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 3: not have come out while I was still living at

481
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 3: home because my mom flipped out. Of course what happened.

482
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 3: She didn't give you no gifts.

483
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 2: You can't be gay under somebody else's roof. It just

484
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 2: doesn't work like.

485
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 3: That unless your parents are cool. But she was not

486
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 3: what she said. She was like, wait till your father

487
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 3: comes home.

488
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,640
Speaker 2: You know, at least you had a father like my Like, great,

489
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 2: I'll wait till your great uncles come here. You know

490
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 2: from my mom was in New York. Oh yeah, I

491
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,159
Speaker 2: was lived in Oakland, California, until I was thirteen, and

492
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,919
Speaker 2: then I moved back here and then my mom, I

493
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: mean I pretty much was doing whatever I wanted, which

494
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,720
Speaker 2: was nothing. So all right, Yeah, I'm sorry. I brought

495
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 2: it down with.

496
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: Mine, with your no love, your loveless home.

497
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 3: I had love, how terry during the black Annie listen,

498
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 3: I had. I had two pillows on my bed.

499
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 1: It's a hard knock.

500
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 3: Shut up. Your bed was a futon.

501
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 2: It was a pull out. It was definitely a.

502
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 1: Pullout couch with two couch cushions on it. So your

503
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 1: dad gets home.

504
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 3: So my dad gets home and he's like, your mother

505
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 3: tells me that you know you think you're gay. And

506
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 3: he's like, how do you know you're gay if you

507
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 3: haven't slept with a man? Wait? So, okay, so you out.

508
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 3: I was trying to throw me dig He's like, have

509
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 3: you had have you slept with a man?

510
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: He said, try it out first and then come back

511
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 2: to me.

512
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, do some research.

513
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: Your dad was like, you were like hot Italian sausage.

514
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 3: You're like, nothing tells nothing. I said, how do you

515
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 3: know you're straight if you haven't slept with a man? Robin,

516
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,479
Speaker 3: you had the flip lip hunt. Yeah, you had your

517
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 3: own room.

518
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: Clearly you wasn't sleeping.

519
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 3: No, I had my own room.

520
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 2: It was all the way down the hall too, like

521
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 2: you were in Like were you were in the guest room?

522
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 3: Did he backhand your light skins? Good point? Good point.

523
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 2: Ya was a real comfortable family that like had real

524
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: discussion and conversation. There was no conversation.

525
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 3: That is very chill, very he's like the humanitarian personality.

526
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,199
Speaker 3: He loves everybody. Okay, hes a lot of weed, got it?

527
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 3: Your family sounds my mom was like not, She's the

528
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 3: complete opposite, like super strict, like spank the shit out

529
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 3: of me and my brothers. You know, she was the disciplinarian.

530
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 3: She was not having it.

531
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: Your family sounds like the full house house, Like y'all

532
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 1: would have conversations and then the hug after they disciplined you.

533
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 3: No, not really.

534
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: No, my family talking at you. I mean we were happy,

535
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: but there was no talking back. There would be like

536
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 2: you gay, and then you know.

537
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 3: My dad like promoted like dialogue and discussion. I wouldn't

538
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 3: say that to my mother. Oh okay, you know so

539
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 3: you know you would have slapped me, but I knew.

540
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 3: Like when you come in to talk to him, it's

541
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 3: like he's you know.

542
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 1: Was your dad like a professor or something?

543
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 3: Right? There was a lawyer, you see.

544
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: He sounds like doctor Cosby.

545
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like you know, like in elementary school. He'd

546
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 3: be like if I got punished, he'd be like, why

547
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 3: did you make such a poor choice today? Poor choice?

548
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 3: I got distracted by Anthony, you know, and he'd be like,

549
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 3: try better next time. Did that work?

550
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: Did that make you feel worse?

551
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? Because it was like the calm disappointment.

552
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 2: Listen, you ever got beat with like a trade table.

553
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: That's like that was definitely the solution at the Robinson's house.

554
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 3: So they ever break up, don't get it twisted. You

555
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: should bring my mom on the experts spanking your ass. Well,

556
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 3: so you were really comfortable with your dad.

557
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 2: You guys came out and then I mean you came out,

558
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 2: and then what happened after that?

559
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 3: Like did you have to move out? No?

560
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 2: I don't have to move out, but.

561
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 3: It was, it was. It was difficult because right after

562
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 3: I came out, I had a girlfriend. So then so

563
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 3: you didn't give them no time I launched. You're like,

564
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 3: I'm a dyke.

565
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: And fuck you Robin No chill, Rashida Jones Cloud.

566
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 2: You were hanging out with those white feminists, That's what

567
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: was going on. No, they were telling you to live

568
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 2: your life. Fuck your parents.

569
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 3: They don't know you, they don't know what you want.

570
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: You're struggles and buy some marrows. Yeah wait, so I can't.

571
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: So what happened you bought the girlfriend to the house

572
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: after that?

573
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 3: Like you're like, god, no, No, we met in secret

574
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 3: for our entire dating time. My mom knew I was

575
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 3: seeing her and she would try to stop me from

576
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 3: seeing her like she would be like, oh, you're going

577
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 3: to party? Is Adria going to be there? And Adrian

578
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 3: Adria Ari It's basically Adrian okay, right, And so I'd

579
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 3: be like yeah. She goes, well you're not going you know,

580
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 3: like that kind of stuff. Oh you were too honest,

581
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 3: Yeah you were. I was. I was very honest, and

582
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 3: then I learned.

583
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: To be like a liar.

584
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, Robin, you you got to go

585
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 2: to a party.

586
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: I need you to wash all these clothes right now,

587
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 3: get slads exactly, You're going to be here for the

588
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 3: whole I show up at my high school to like

589
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 3: pick me up, so I couldn't walk.

590
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 2: Any where, you know, be free and do gay stuff.

591
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 3: I get it. Her people would call, like their friends

592
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 3: would call the house and tell like one time I

593
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 3: was holding my girlfriend's hand in the park and somebody

594
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 3: ratted me out like one of their friends and called

595
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 3: the house and said that they say number like that,

596
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 3: Yeah man, they were See.

597
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: That was the thing that I was always afraid of

598
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: when I was in high school is when I'd be out,

599
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: someone would drive by.

600
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 3: They will they will because.

601
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 2: And when Maria is out, she means like outside, not

602
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 2: just out walking because a gay language is out.

603
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 3: You grew up in Brooklyn.

604
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: I grew I grew up, Damn Robin. I don't know,

605
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: but everybody on the podcast in my business, I'm from

606
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 1: New York and I grew up in the streets here

607
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: that we're in right now.

608
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: She means Long Island, so she had a backyard.

609
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: I will backhand you with this microphone.

610
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 3: So you're bougie too, She's very bougie bogie.

611
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm just West Indian. And what that means is there's

612
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: a lot of people driving around. Yes, that means better

613
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: black than everybody the room. And so yeah, everybody had

614
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: all my parents friends have cards, so I just I

615
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: would always assume that someone was gonna drive by and

616
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: be like, Marine, why are you're not in school? Because

617
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: I used to have. All of my friends were a

618
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: year or two older than me, so I would cut

619
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: when they cut, like when they had their senior cut day.

620
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 1: I had like three senior cut days. I left for

621
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: like three prands. I mean, but my GPA was really high.

622
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 1: But I just was the move.

623
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: I was still making making good grades. That's how old.

624
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: I was still making good marks. But every time I'd

625
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: be out.

626
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 3: Right I mean your parents are Haitian.

627
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean all the only thing that mattered to

628
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: them was school in church.

629
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 3: So are they upset that you're not like a doctor? Probably?

630
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 1: They're probably mad that I'm not an engineer that also

631
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: practices medicine.

632
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 3: You know, listen, you're doing Marie MD. They mad.

633
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 2: If you were Marie m D, we wouldn't be friends.

634
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: You might play a doctor on TV mmm, I might

635
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: play like a nurse, like he.

636
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 3: Was a doctor. You'd be like operating.

637
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 2: You were like, well, he's dead, dead, buddy's in the hallway.

638
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: S wheel him out, just roll the body out. Yeah,

639
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: So that's that's what I was afraid of. But people

640
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: were actually catching you out with your girlfriend and snitching

641
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: on you.

642
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was innocently I mean I wasn't even

643
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 3: doing anything. I was like literally holding her hand walking

644
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 3: through a park.

645
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, when I was your age, I was in the

646
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: park positively giving blowjobs, hand jobs.

647
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: Hand jobs, not blowjob city. Sidney was sitting on it

648
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 1: and bouncing up and date.

649
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 2: Well, I was possibly giving really dry hand jobs, no lotion,

650
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 2: no carry, no lubraderm.

651
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 3: Just giving Queen Helene.

652
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: Just the worst of the worst hand jobs in a

653
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: park and I was not giving any damns.

654
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: I was like, no, way, go see me.

655
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,479
Speaker 1: You were doing this in the middle of the day.

656
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: You were doing this at night.

657
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 2: What do you think, Marie.

658
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: I feel like you were doing it in the middle

659
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, cool, three oh six it was.

660
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: It was it was like around nine o'clock. There was

661
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 2: I think it was really dark at that.

662
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: This is in Oakland.

663
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: No, this was in New York.

664
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: Oh, but everybody was giving a dry ass hand job.

665
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 2: The couple two like two other couples like next to

666
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: me doing the same things.

667
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 3: Like we past the lotion? Are you dumb? So? Are

668
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 3: you done with this lotion? We grab this cocoa butter

669
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 3: from you.

670
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 2: So you came out, you said, fuck that.

671
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 3: Do you have a girlfriends? I do have two older brothers.

672
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,239
Speaker 3: They are twins. Are they No, they're gay? I mean

673
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 3: they're straight. I was like, damn those wishful thinking Sorry guys.

674
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: Three strikes your parents. No, they're straight. So how did

675
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: they feel? Did they know that you were gay? Yeah?

676
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 3: By the time I told them, which was like a year. No,

677
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 3: I told them in college and they were like, yeah,

678
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 3: Mom told them last year. Damn Mom.

679
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 2: She got a big ass mouth.

680
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: Black women can't keep secrets exactly.

681
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 2: So your brother were they okay?

682
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 3: We were like smoking a jay and it was like not.

683
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: They're also dudes. I feel like dudes are okay with

684
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 2: like women.

685
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they then they were like, oh okay, now

686
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 3: we're gonna treat you like our little brother and talk

687
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 3: about women like.

688
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: And then like and then you're gonna bring hoes to

689
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: the house. So it's great, like and they're gonna try

690
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 2: to take your hose away from you because that's guys.

691
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cidy, do you have a coming out story? Did

692
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: you come out to your family or.

693
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: You just listen, this is what happened. So, you know,

694
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 2: I had that neighbor that I made out with, and

695
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 2: then you know, I got in my twenties and I

696
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, I'm just gonna do this

697
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 2: and just hook up with girls. And I have my

698
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: own place. So when you have your own.

699
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 3: Place, you could be as gay as you want. Yeah.

700
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: So I have my own apartment. I didn't have a roommate.

701
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: I was going to really bad gay parties because I

702
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: was just like starting were you here? Yeah, I was

703
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 2: in New York. I went to this place called colors.

704
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: It was awful, like there was like sumo wrestlers and

705
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 2: yellow shots. It was like rough ass, like people who

706
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: been gay all their lives. Not you, Robin, but just

707
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 2: others that weren't as attractive.

708
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: Like people with shave ups and like who don't wear

709
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: bras two wife.

710
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 2: Beaters, Yeah, those types. So I was looking her with them,

711
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: and then it was a lot of drugs involved, so

712
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 2: it was fine.

713
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 3: And then so it's fine.

714
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 2: So nobody knew about this until later on, which is

715
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 2: like recent with my girlfriend now Adrian. I was proud

716
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 2: to be with her, so I brought her out and

717
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: I put it on Facebook and I just kept putting

718
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: like the lesbian emojis on it on pictures of us,

719
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: and then finally my niece was like asking around, and

720
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: then she told my mom, and then my mom thought

721
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 2: that it was her that I was gay with, but

722
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 2: she was like, you and your best friend looked really

723
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: nice together. So then eventually my mother caught on that

724
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: it was not her, that like I did have a

725
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 2: real girlfriend, and she's like, well, what did I do wrong?

726
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

727
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 2: I was like, well, you didn't raise me half my life,

728
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: so if you want to be it's your fault, No.

729
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: Robin, whose fault is it that you get that Sydney's logic.

730
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 3: No.

731
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 2: But I just feel like when you hit a certain age,

732
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter if you're gay. I feel like it

733
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: matters when you're young, but like as soon as you

734
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 2: hit like I don't know, twenty eight, they don't.

735
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 3: Care twenty eight twenty Sidney Dale. I mean my brother.

736
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,719
Speaker 2: Everyone thinks that my brother is gay, and he's like

737
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: almost fifty and he has never said anything about being gay.

738
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 3: I have one of those at all. Gay.

739
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: So I mean, you can do this hiding thing for

740
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: a long time if you want.

741
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 3: I mean, everybody knows, but.

742
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hiding doesn't You're not happy when you're hiding.

743
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

744
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: I have an aunt. She's older than fifty. She's my dad.

745
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: She's the baby on my dad's side, and she's matt

746
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: Rough and she ain't got no man and has never

747
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: had a man in the entire twenty five years that

748
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: I've been alive.

749
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: And she is.

750
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: Twenty five and she's.

751
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 3: And she.

752
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: Was at the house a couple of years ago, and

753
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: you know, me and my sister were being idiots and

754
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: we were like, well, TATSI, why aren't you married. Why

755
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: are you still single? Why do you still live with

756
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: your sister? Because they look they're like two old maids.

757
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: And she didn't respond, but her sister and my other

758
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: aunt was like, she's afraid of men, and I was like,

759
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: so she gave.

760
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 2: No, but you could be afraid because men are frightening

761
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: at times.

762
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: We're men are frightening for her.

763
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,359
Speaker 2: She she mad gay she gave so y'all just gonna

764
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 2: hit her with the gay she gave?

765
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 1: She gay in Haitian, She's, yeah, that's what it is.

766
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: She didn't respond, She just was like, huh, she's old

767
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: school and she had like the beard hairs sticking out.

768
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 3: And she was like, you're so yo.

769
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 2: I hope your aunt fuck you up after this podcast.

770
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 2: She's waiting outside for.

771
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 3: You at the at they doesn't come out, come.

772
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: See me outside, then how about that catch me outside? So, Robin,

773
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: have you ever been you're not afraid of men?

774
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 3: Though? No?

775
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a dude? And you're like, oh,

776
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: he's cute.

777
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 3: I wonder well, of course I slept with you guys. Oh,

778
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 3: how was that right? How you will bury the lead? Robin?

779
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: How you're gonna wait half an hour to say that

780
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: you slept with two guys. How did that happen?

781
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 3: Well, it was like post lessons. It was a post

782
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 3: like lesbian breakup. Oh, you're like, I seen the palette.

783
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 3: It was. It's so bad. I just gotta go get

784
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 3: some dick, you know the break up. So body, you're like,

785
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 3: you know what, let me just be straight for a

786
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 3: little bit. You know the logic behind why I did

787
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 3: those things that I would never made twenty seven and

788
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 3: I was like, let me just sleep with a dude.

789
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 3: Just say you wouldn't like you were. I'm like the opposite. Okay, wait,

790
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 3: you were fucking at twenty seven like a dude, Like

791
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 3: that's a long time. Like one summer I slept with

792
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 3: two different dudes, and a all together total time with

793
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 3: both of them would have been like no, lie, fifteen minutes.

794
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 3: Oh I believe it.

795
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: Do you think you knew you were what you were doing?

796
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 2: Or like did he know what he was doing?

797
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 3: Or no? I mean they're still my friends, so I

798
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 3: don't want to put them on.

799
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 2: You got to keep it in the family.

800
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: I get it. I get it. Wait, I will say

801
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 3: it wasn't it wasn't my jam.

802
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 2: See, I wouldn't want to hook up with a friend

803
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 2: because then I would have to see them, and every

804
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 2: time I would seeing them, I was like, I'm.

805
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: I can just think of your terrible dick. And we

806
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 3: got to talk. Was the dick terrible or was it

807
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 3: just not what you wanted?

808
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: Because I wasn't what you want it because you're you're

809
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 2: not straight.

810
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 3: The dick wasn't terrible. He actually had a very big dick.

811
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 2: But that doesn't matter.

812
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 3: Maybe there's maybe there's horrible. And I was like, if

813
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 3: you you got to lead with that because that's my

814
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 3: jam as a lesbian. And it just was like I

815
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, are you going to take

816
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 3: it off? Like what the fuck is happening down there?

817
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 3: Was his sheets clean? At least he had a nice

818
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 3: apartment at least right, because I didn't want you to

819
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 3: do no straight ship and no like hood rat, no, no,

820
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 3: no dusty as they were super sweet and.

821
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 2: Then the other where the curtains were like falling off

822
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 2: and stuff.

823
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you gotta be really confident in your oral game,

824
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: in your mouth game to go down on a lesbian

825
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: as the first dude that she's sleeping with.

826
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 3: Maybe he was really stressed out. I know it sounds

827
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 3: like he was confident because he was like, I'm just

828
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 3: he was like, everybody needs to see that moment, that

829
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: the faith that Robin just made of him, like going

830
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 3: down on her, and it looked it felt like a

831
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 3: weed whacker spinning. Not comfortable.

832
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable.

833
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 3: Did he at least brush his tongue because that is

834
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 3: really important?

835
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know.

836
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but how do you bring that up? You just

837
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: were like, hey, so with me.

838
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 3: It was hilarious. Actually, were you drunk? No, No, you

839
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 3: were sober. I was sober.

840
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 2: Wow, Robin, you really are doing things the opposite me.

841
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 3: Because you're so upfront and honest.

842
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like parallel lives. Definitely version Now I had

843
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 2: to be real drunk. Jellow shots were definitely involved in

844
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 2: every occasion where you possibly dude, possibly a perk. No,

845
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 2: I had a percocet when I hooked at with like

846
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: the third girl.

847
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have percocets and she was so sweepy and

848
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 3: like nah and he likes that drowsy setting. No, it

849
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 3: was definitely not. I was up and I was like

850
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 3: whoa And I was in a cab. It was crazy.

851
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: You were you hooked up with her in a cab.

852
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 3: I couldn't. Well, that's why it was discussed on drugs.

853
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's why. And she was white, so she know,

854
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,359
Speaker 2: you know, she don't care.

855
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 3: Then we have horses and whatnot? Did we have it

856
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 3: barn barnyards and whatnot? Oh god, I did have sex

857
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 3: and hay barn with somebody named Sally.

858
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: No, she was black.

859
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 2: The Rashida party you not down with the barn. But

860
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 2: the Robin, I guess was. The Robin part was, so

861
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: what is your type? What kind of women are you

862
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 2: trying to? Hmmm, Robin, I've seen photos, so I'm gonna say.

863
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 3: White, white back.

864
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: You were back to back, white, back to back. Robin,

865
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: you hit me with the like you don't know what

866
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: it is, but just say, nobody in this room.

867
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 3: Not true. That is not you guys are Shap's too

868
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 3: dark for me?

869
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: Shut up.

870
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 3: I've dated a black girl. I've dated you said like

871
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 3: her brother her brother was like two girl.

872
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: Korean to Korea, but you only made it to Africa

873
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: one together. From how long were you with the black girl?

874
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, three and.

875
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: A half years, lived together. What does she do together?

876
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 3: We moved here to What did she do like for work? Like, yeah,

877
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 3: she sucked it up.

878
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: We don't care abo a whole Wikipedia page just give us.

879
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 3: I will say that we just did not get along.

880
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: But you were there for three and a half years.

881
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, or you know about that, you know about that

882
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 3: life three years that. Yeah, we're different spaces. So wait,

883
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 3: you only had one.

884
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: Black girl, you see that? That?

885
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: Yes, one black girl, Robin, you wouldn't even try. You

886
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: tried dig twice, but you wouldn't have.

887
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 3: You tried dig twice. But you.

888
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: Rob, you got a lad of nerve the Robin. We're

889
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: gonna rename you. You're gonna rename you something else.

890
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 3: Rashida get out. Had I met you, like you know,

891
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago, you would have like you

892
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 3: would have Sydney because you'd be like, she.

893
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 2: On, yeah, you would have been like, she's a mess

894
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 2: and you know she don't wash her sheets enough.

895
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: Would have came to my apartment and you're like, she said,

896
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: that's true.

897
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 2: You would have came to my apartment like anybody wish

898
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: that's right. Robin was the first one to be like, yes,

899
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 2: please get rid of that, get rid of that heathen hair,

900
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 2: get rid of that.

901
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 3: That fake stuff.

902
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 2: And I was like, I also have fake kitties.

903
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 3: Like you like natural hair, but not really you know

904
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 3: you have.

905
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: So what's your like, what's your what is your type? Like,

906
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: what's your ideal? Who's your celebrity crush now? Because it's

907
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,720
Speaker 1: not Jodie Foster Rihanna. Oh that's with Rihanna.

908
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, she seemed fluid. She's so fine, She's so very suid, fluid.

909
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: She set up with her best friend, Melissa.

910
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 3: I'm sure.

911
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Melissa's got trying to get these

912
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: bills paid, okay, because Melissa does not work, so she.

913
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: Probably worked work on Rihanna.

914
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 3: Melissa is her photographer? Oh really quote unquote.

915
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: No, Melissa is just her best friend.

916
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: That she is her best friend, but she'd be taking

917
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: pictures of her like on the road, you know.

918
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 3: What I mean?

919
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, well that's what Let's give your friends fake

920
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: jobs when.

921
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 2: You have an entourage that you give them fake ass jobs.

922
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: So let's be holding all the drugs and rolling all

923
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: the weed.

924
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 3: So your type? Do they have to have money? Do

925
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 3: they be tall?

926
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 2: Do they need to have like all their limbs? Like,

927
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: have you ever had have you ever had a wheelchair

928
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 2: ass lesbian?

929
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 3: No? I have, damn Robin.

930
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: Do lesbians come in wheelchairs?

931
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 3: Yes?

932
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't.

933
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 3: I've never seen that addish Yeah, no, I like women

934
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 3: that are shorter than me.

935
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: And how tall are you? Okay, so you know, but

936
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,919
Speaker 1: you dated the casts and of the basketball team.

937
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 3: That's true. But I was young then, I was a

938
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,919
Speaker 3: so it was fine. Okay, so you're not anymore?

939
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 2: Do you look?

940
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: I mean pads in the boots, But like, how do

941
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,400
Speaker 1: you switch from fem to whatever the oppotunitey?

942
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 3: Do you do that asking for friends? For a friend? Well,

943
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 3: I think like in the early nineties two thousands, I

944
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 3: was sort of just like, uh, somewhere.

945
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 2: In between like foot so you like, were you Khodijia

946
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 2: in living single where she would have like the blazers

947
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 2: and the hair, like titties out.

948
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had the titties out because I had huge boobs.

949
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 3: I got a breast reduction.

950
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 2: You did huge boob like ge get out. Yeah, Robin,

951
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 2: I can't picture you with some bigas.

952
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 3: You know what size are your boobs? Now? You I

953
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 3: don't know, I can't.

954
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: I mean she got the button up buttoned all the

955
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: way to the neck.

956
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 2: You don't want to like let anybody know what's going on.

957
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: That's the best, and I have sex with somebody.

958
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: I take my Oh my god, let's talk about this

959
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 1: breast reduction. When did that happen?

960
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 3: How old were you? That was like, uh five years ago?

961
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 3: Old Robin. You got money because I'm sure I had

962
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 3: a job that they covered it. What the job is that? Well,

963
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 3: you go and it was like you go to this

964
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 3: chiropractor and then he says your back and then they

965
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 3: file it. Okay, So it was for vac pain.

966
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the people listening to who got

967
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: insurance or a flex spending account shout out so.

968
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 3: They didn't have to pay anything. But it was expensive.

969
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 3: It's like thirty thousand dollars surgery. Oh yeah, no, I know.

970
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: Well not like I know because I have heavy sts,

971
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 2: but I know, are you I'm a thirty two double D. Damn.

972
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: Look at Robin's face.

973
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 3: You don't believe you. She was like, you're a D.

974
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 3: It's a surprise. I'm the same you like when I

975
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 3: take my shirt off, it's like, oh my god.

976
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: They're like all hi and ship they going down the road.

977
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 2: They spent like a couple of years. Now, listen, I

978
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: have payment plan titties, So when you don't pay them

979
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 2: in full, they don't put them in That's a nice thing,

980
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 2: hanging off like there's a couple of band aids underneath it.

981
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 1: That is your stupid Adrian loves him. Thank you, boo,

982
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: thank you, Like she paid for him.

983
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 2: I had to steal a lot of money from work

984
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,840
Speaker 2: to get them paid.

985
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 3: For Wait, what were we talking about?

986
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: I feel like we were on something good and then

987
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: we went off on a tangent.

988
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 2: Sydney's nipples, lesbians and wheelchairs we talked about that.

989
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 3: Attracted to short, artistic, smart, funny, got to have a

990
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 3: good sense of humor.

991
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: All those things coming black, Robin.

992
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 3: They sure do.

993
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: They come in black. They come in the dark brown.

994
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 3: And I just never met anybody who.

995
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: Was black and shorter than you as where artistic and

996
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: had a sense of humors from.

997
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 3: You and it.

998
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: Down but you don't rob. I am nobody's playing my child.

999
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna be your child.

1000
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 3: Listen, nobody's flamby. Okay, where were you ten years ago?

1001
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 1: I was in high school.

1002
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 3: She was when I was out on the hunt.

1003
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: She wasn't well, didn't didn't you have a joke about

1004
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,959
Speaker 2: dating younger younger women?

1005
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 3: Yeah? My girlfriend right now is younger? How much is

1006
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 3: twenty seven?

1007
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 2: That's like Marie's age, right.

1008
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was twenty six when we met. Wow, Robin,

1009
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 3: you really you just scooted? What did you guys meet

1010
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 3: at Starbucks?

1011
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: Ow?

1012
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 3: You guys are gonna love that she was working at

1013
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 3: Starbucks and we've met an ivy league lesbian mixer.

1014
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh, Sydney, why don't you you don't be getting invited

1015
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:40,760
Speaker 1: to those things?

1016
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 2: No, you know where I met my girl? Central Park?

1017
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 2: Boo boo.

1018
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 3: That's right, that's super yes, super gay.

1019
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 2: So I think mine was a great story. Mine's is

1020
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: a step above yours.

1021
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 3: You're the gayer, but hers is nicer. Yet, No, it's

1022
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,240
Speaker 3: it's good. Some mistage is great. It is. It was.

1023
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: It was a lesbian mixer.

1024
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 2: How many eight lesbians will be at one of these parties?

1025
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 3: There were like thirty forty people there, and you guys,

1026
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 3: you had all your lesbian best, you had all my

1027
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 3: lesbian best, you know, button down bow tie. How did

1028
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 3: you uh did you go up to her? I was

1029
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 3: like recently, because you know, I was married and got divorced,

1030
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: so I was thank you. Freedom papers came through. After

1031
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,479
Speaker 3: a year. I was like Okay, I'm gonna go back

1032
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 3: out in the mark and see what's happening. I wasn't

1033
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 3: really anxious, and I'd been single very long. I was

1034
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 3: just sort of like, let me go. I went with

1035
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 3: a ton of my friends who were all single, and

1036
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 3: you know, just for a good time whatever.

1037
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 2: Robert Game like, though, I want to know if how

1038
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 2: youre approaching these lesbians.

1039
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 3: I didn't approach her. She said, I don't have to

1040
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 3: approached me. She was a ga at me from across

1041
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 3: the room, like real like m and I was like,

1042
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 3: oh shit, I was like scared. Actually, I was like,

1043
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 3: damn girls looking at me real hard.

1044
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 2: Robi, you have like a gap in between your teeth.

1045
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 3: Sexy.

1046
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 2: I think that was really meant for Marie Foston.

1047
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 3: Thank you hit it to me? To hit it to her?

1048
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 3: How how? And so then she like, after a little while,

1049
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 3: she came up started talking to my friends. She did

1050
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 3: ignore her, but talked to her, and then I tried

1051
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 3: to hook her up with my best friend who's been

1052
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 3: single for a while, and then she got her number,

1053
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 3: and then my friend walked away and she's like, I

1054
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,919
Speaker 3: came over to talk to you, and I was right there,

1055
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 3: oh shit, And then and then start, I said, you

1056
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 3: you asked her how old you? Yeah, because she looks

1057
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: really young, and she was like, I'm twenty six. And

1058
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 3: I was like, it was nice meeting you. I walked

1059
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 3: through it.

1060
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what that makes somebody wants you

1061
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,720
Speaker 2: even more because did you just shut me down a bitch?

1062
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 3: Yeah? She did.

1063
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 2: She was like, you were so rude, and she probably

1064
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 2: was singing agent.

1065
00:48:56,040 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: That was so rude. I'm staying in room tween twelve

1066
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 1: one twelve, Yeah, what is this number? My bucket?

1067
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 3: Robin? So how did you do the follow up? Because

1068
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 3: you shut her down to night like, she kept coming back.

1069
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 3: I would like, walk away, and then she would come back.

1070
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 3: And she did that a couple of times. And then

1071
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 3: finally my friend was like, oh, we're all going out

1072
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 3: to dinner, and she invited her to come with us

1073
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 3: to sound like some L words.

1074
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 2: I feel like it was an episode of the L

1075
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 2: Word age.

1076
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 3: Right from the L Word season three to her and

1077
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 3: after dinner, I was like, oh, she's cool ship And

1078
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 3: so I slipped her my phone with the open contact.

1079
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 2: But with your hand out, with your good hand.

1080
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 3: You showed her your good hand, your your your moisturized hand,

1081
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 3: the real manicured hand that you were like, I'm ready

1082
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 3: finger hand and she was like, And then we went

1083
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 3: on a date like that Saturday.

1084
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 2: Where did you go?

1085
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 3: What is a typical lesbian date? This was not typical

1086
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,399
Speaker 3: lesbian date. But I had gone. Okay, So I'd been

1087
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: talking to this girl in Philly, a black woman and okay,

1088
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 3: and you were asking her for directions. Yeah, You're like.

1089
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: We're the good where's the good food here in Philly?

1090
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 3: Where can I take my white counterpart out?

1091
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: Where can I bring my white princess out? That has

1092
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 1: live music in Philly? Is j Scott performing anywhere this weekend?

1093
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 3: It's a balal? There? Can I get a balau? Or music?

1094
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 3: Soul child is even to.

1095
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: Raban, You're not pulling us?

1096
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Okay continue. So I had gone down

1097
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 3: to Philly because I've been talking to her, and so

1098
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 3: we had our first date and we were all day

1099
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 3: together and it was cool and I was like, oh,

1100
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 3: she's cool. And then like I went to her her

1101
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 3: room and to her her apartment. She lived in this

1102
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 3: weird like half the size of this room, like spartan

1103
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 3: spartan y'all, like ikea, like the basic pine beand she's

1104
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 3: twenty six, No, she was thirty something. Oh oh the

1105
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Speaker 3: black girl, the black girl. Oh that's why. So you

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Speaker 3: know the plight of a black woman, Why things were happening?

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Speaker 1: Why are you putting this queen's business out on.

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Speaker 3: The radio to the hotel hour y'allah? So theF and

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00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 3: she told me she went to Bible study. And I

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00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, but listen, bonter fell.

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00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 2: Listen, Bible studies may be the biggest freaks by freaking

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Speaker 2: out all types of toys.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I bailed, okay, left, I bailed on

1114
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 3: the Bible study. Okay. So then all all that to say,

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00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 3: So then I drove back to Brooklyn and I went

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00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 3: to First Saturdays and then we texted and I was like, oh,

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00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,880
Speaker 3: come to the park, slow whatever. So we grabbed. I

1118
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: don't drink, but you try to gentrify parks low that

1119
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 3: there's slowly taking parks a little back.

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Speaker 2: I see what you're doing, Robin. So y'all just grabbed

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00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:05,399
Speaker 2: a drink.

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00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we chatted for like two hours. Okay, but

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Speaker 3: what about the date after that? You taken to a

1124
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 3: play and we went out to dinner. Play is very gay, Okay,

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00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 3: she's a theater director. So was it Diggs there at

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00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: the play?

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00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 1: Was Ky Boots?

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Speaker 3: Did he have a terrible hat on k dicks? Terrible hand? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: He does.

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Speaker 1: You a white woman on his arm. My son is

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00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: not black dates he singed down and he will always be.

1132
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 2: And he out on the prow He probably asking that

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00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 2: black lady.

1134
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,479
Speaker 3: He has Rebecca out on the town.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying you wouldn't You don't date, You've never.

1136
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 3: Dated a non black person.

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00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: Okay, let's let me absolutely not what we're saying.

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00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,160
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you the truth. The white woman

1139
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 2: is what broke me open to to lesbian. Oh. I

1140
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: actually Adrian is the first black woman.

1141
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: I dated a white man for three years.

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00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 3: You so wrong, Well, the error goes after this. We've

1143
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 3: seen the errors of we just like to get people

1144
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 3: a hard time, you know, even though we live in lives.

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00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: Listen, I dated this white man, and I honestly truly

1146
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 1: think that white men are the scariest people in the world.

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00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 3: I could not date a white man. I would be

1148
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,799
Speaker 3: thinking about like his white dick raping me.

1149
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, No, I wasn't thinking about his white

1150
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: raping me. I was thinking about his white hands killing me,

1151
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,919
Speaker 1: and I was like, sending, we got into a fight,

1152
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 1: just a couple. I'm going to sleep.

1153
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 2: I said, you need me to come through. I got

1154
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: the uber X out here waiting for you, Like if.

1155
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: I wake up dead tomorrow, he did it. Yeah, I

1156
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 1: mean white man was scared.

1157
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, you know why because Marie be testing people.

1158
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 3: She's a test.

1159
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 2: She steps alive, she'll talk into somebody else's house because

1160
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 2: she's not even paying any type of not buying any

1161
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 2: type of groceries, not even cooking for the man, and

1162
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: not even giving.

1163
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 3: Head on time of that bitch. I'll kill you, Mike.

1164
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 2: I wanted to kill her for him, but I was

1165
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 2: like the I need her, you know, for the s

1166
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Speaker 2: and m Okay, So Robin, we're gonna do a little

1167
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 2: quick quiz because obviously we were having way too much

1168
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 2: fun and we gotta get in and out. So we're

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Speaker 2: gonna do three questions to prove if you are unofficial

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Speaker 2: lesbian experts. Okay, Murrie Boom.

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Speaker 1: First one, can you name three celebrities who you think

1172
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Speaker 1: are lesbians and everybody is pretty sure it's gay, but

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00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: they're not out.

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00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 3: Yes, you better you have to name one of them.

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00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 3: Like one of them. We're very particular about this one.

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00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: Yes, go ahead and give us three names with people.

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Speaker 3: Boom, Penelope Cruise, Oh Intel, I got Intel on that, and.

1178
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Speaker 2: She's legendary, like you should know. She just came out

1179
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 2: with a new song. She always got like a haircut

1180
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 2: covering her eyes.

1181
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Speaker 3: See you, oh Missy Elliott.

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Speaker 1: We also would have accepted Hillary Clinton. Some suits be

1183
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Speaker 1: mad gay Jada Pinkett, But I think.

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Speaker 2: She's open, she's open about she's bye. Probably she's definitely

1185
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Speaker 2: bye Sydney. Uh, strap on or vibrator both? Would I

1186
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 2: feel like straps are like weird for me.

1187
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm not gay.

1188
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 1: And my dick, yeah, I love it right now?

1189
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,919
Speaker 3: Hey do you carry it with you?

1190
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Speaker 2: Like just put it in a backpack like just and

1191
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Speaker 2: I have traveled all over the world with my dick.

1192
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 2: I went to Miami me with a double sided dildo

1193
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 2: and TSA was giving me a lot of problems.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, definitely, there's always that moment after the stream

1195
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Speaker 3: machine look at you.

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00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 2: They were very like you really.

1197
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Speaker 3: Enjoyed that though, because I would use that once and I.

1198
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Speaker 2: Did it on a shower and I slipped it was message.

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Speaker 2: I did it with a Brazilian chick out there having

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Speaker 2: too much fun. I was coming down from a lot

1201
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Speaker 2: of molly.

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00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 1: It was just Sidney, like, you've never been sober, and

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm sober now, bitch. Yes, So you give another.

1204
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Speaker 2: Question, how many years does it take to officially become

1205
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Speaker 2: a lesbian?

1206
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 3: Mm? And then how many girls do you need to

1207
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Speaker 3: be with?

1208
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 2: I would say a good two years of pussy eating,

1209
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 2: just only pussy no, no, but like pussy eating, like

1210
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 2: being in a relationship. Okay, so being at somebody else's

1211
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Speaker 2: house paying rent on.

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Speaker 3: A regular You don't have to live with them, dating

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00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,359
Speaker 3: some at least two years like for real, for real?

1214
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 3: And then how many women? Minimum five?

1215
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: Minimum five?

1216
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 3: So you can't just be with one woman and live

1217
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,320
Speaker 3: with her for five years?

1218
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: Find one some minimum five women in order to be

1219
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: a lesbian. But how many black women do you need

1220
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: to be with in order to like black women?

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00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Here's my last question for you is can you name

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00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: a two w NBA players because I can't name none

1224
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: that are playing with.

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00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 3: Jamiica holes Claw. Oh they're playing right now. I'm Britney Griner. Okay.

1226
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 3: And then we just don't take Shamika because I don't know.

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00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: I would also have taken a Leslie Leslie Cheryl swoops

1228
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: she's gay. I mean, I feel like they're all how

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00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: many people in the w NBA do you think are gay?

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00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 3: Probably all of them, eighty five the players. Okay, that's

1231
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 3: lower than I would have guessed. But okay, I know.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you that. Robin, you've been fantastic. We've had

1233
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Speaker 2: so much fun with you. Where can we catch you?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: So? My film Out Again is coming out in the

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Speaker 3: spring of twenty seventeen. And yeah, you can catch me

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Speaker 3: Robin Cloud Comedy dot com.

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Speaker 2: And catch how about that?

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Speaker 3: What's your Instagram Robin Cloud Comedy and Twitter? Robin R. Cloud.

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Speaker 2: Okay for the Rush Sheet.

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