WEBVTT - Pizza Delivery - 10.22.26

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<v Speaker 4>What you got, Neff?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're going to order a pizza today.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? I think we're going to order a pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all cool with that? I love pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>What y'all want on it? Tell me what you want.

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<v Speaker 2>What you looking for? I'm pepperoni and Italian sausage. What

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<v Speaker 2>y'all looking for?

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta have that. Pepperoni, mushrooms. Mushroom. I like Canadian bacon.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to put the whole pig on that now

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead yeah yeah i mean i'm going in and

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<v Speaker 2>and and some basil and put some green i gotta

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<v Speaker 2>have some.

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<v Speaker 1>Spinach on there sprinkle it on there make it make

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<v Speaker 1>it look like we're eating healthy onions jalapenos mushroom uh

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<v Speaker 1>pepperoni sausage basil.

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<v Speaker 2>I just call it meat lovers please I like mine

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<v Speaker 2>square cut, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I like that. You like the pie slice? I

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<v Speaker 1>like the pie slice. Let's just be honest. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll eat it. If it's pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's pizza. Alright, so we're going to order pizza today.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to order pizza today, but we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>order it from the penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, goodness gracious.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we're just telling them, what you got to do

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<v Speaker 2>is tell them, do y'all deliver to gated communities?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you ask. You understand what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that is a gated community, right?

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just ask them to leave it with the

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<v Speaker 1>God at the gate. All right. We're working it out.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to prank from the penitentiary. We're pranking, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go, cat dog.

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<v Speaker 5>No pizza.

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<v Speaker 6>May I help you? Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to order pizza. Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Can you hold for me, please?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so about that, sir.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I take your order?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I need to order ten pizzas.

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<v Speaker 6>You want ten pizzas? And what kind of crust was

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<v Speaker 6>that going to be?

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<v Speaker 5>I need six.

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<v Speaker 6>Sir, can you talk up on me, please?

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<v Speaker 5>I need six cheese pizzas.

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<v Speaker 6>Six?

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<v Speaker 5>Six cheese pizzas on thin crust.

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<v Speaker 6>What kind of crust was that again?

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<v Speaker 5>Thin. Thin. Thin. Thin. Six....

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<v Speaker 6>Cheese thin crust pizzas. And do you want any other

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<v Speaker 6>toppings on.

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<v Speaker 5>That, sir? No, I need two meat lovers.

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<v Speaker 6>What was that again? Can you speak up a little bit?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm really having a hard time hearing you.

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<v Speaker 5>I need two meat lovers.

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<v Speaker 6>Two meat lovers, is that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, two meat lovers.

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<v Speaker 6>Two meat lovers pizza. Okay, and what kind of crust

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<v Speaker 6>would you like.

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<v Speaker 4>On that, sir?

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<v Speaker 5>That's thick, thick crust.

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<v Speaker 6>You said you want a thin crust on that? Sir,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm having a really hard time hearing you. Can you

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<v Speaker 6>speak up for me?

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<v Speaker 5>I need two meat lovers with thick crust.

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<v Speaker 6>Thick crust.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 5>And then the last is two veggies on thin crust.

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<v Speaker 6>Two veggies?

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<v Speaker 5>Veggies. Veggies.

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<v Speaker 7>Veggies.

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<v Speaker 4>Two veggies.

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<v Speaker 6>Two veggies on the thick crust.

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<v Speaker 5>Do y'all deliver to gated communities?

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<v Speaker 6>Can you hold for a second for me, please, sir? Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>sorry about this. Okay, can I get your phone number?

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<v Speaker 7>342... Okay, I heard 342-689, but I didn't get the

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<v Speaker 7>rest of those numbers.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I get an area code?

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<v Speaker 5>No, my number is 342-689.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I need to get the whole seven digits and

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<v Speaker 6>the area code so that we can put you in

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<v Speaker 6>a computer to try to find your location.

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<v Speaker 5>I told you my number. My number is 342-689.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, sir. Let me get my manager on the phone.

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<v Speaker 6>Excuse me, wait. There's no phone. He's giving me, like,

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<v Speaker 6>six numbers. I may talk to him.

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<v Speaker 5>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take care of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Sir, how are you doing? Hey, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing great.

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<v Speaker 5>All right. I ordered ten pizzas, six cheese pizzas, two

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<v Speaker 5>meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see if

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<v Speaker 5>do y'all have a problem delivering to a gated community?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, not at all. We deliver to a gated community

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<v Speaker 4>all the time. Let me just get a number for

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<v Speaker 4>you and an address.

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<v Speaker 5>Right. My number, 342-689.

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<v Speaker 7>Sir, that's only six digits.

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<v Speaker 4>We need seven digits. Well, actually, your error code plus

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<v Speaker 4>your seven digits.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I don't... If you just leave it with the guard,

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<v Speaker 5>he'll make sure I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, sir, I don't think you understand. I need to

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<v Speaker 4>have a phone number where I can call you. We

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<v Speaker 4>can go in and out of the gate. That's not

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<v Speaker 4>a problem. When I get there, I want to deliver

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<v Speaker 4>directly to you.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't go in and out that gate. Listen, you

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<v Speaker 5>can't go in and out that gate.

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<v Speaker 4>Sir, I'm sorry I can't hear you. Can you speak

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<v Speaker 4>up some?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. I'm trying to get 10 pizzas delivered, and you

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<v Speaker 5>just drop it off with the guard.

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<v Speaker 4>Sir, I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to deliver

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<v Speaker 4>the pizza to you directly. The guard is not who's

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<v Speaker 4>getting the pizza, right? I'm delivering it.

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<v Speaker 5>He gonna pay you. I'm cool with the guard. He

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<v Speaker 5>gonna pay you.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, where are you located? Let's do this. Where are

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<v Speaker 4>you located?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in Angola.

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<v Speaker 4>Angola?

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<v Speaker 5>Angola.

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<v Speaker 4>Where is Angola?

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<v Speaker 5>Angola. You... Y'all don't know Angola? I'm in Angola.

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<v Speaker 4>Angola, Louisiana?

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<v Speaker 5>The penitentiary. Huh?

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<v Speaker 4>So we can't deliver pizza to Angola penitentiary?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I ordered 10 pizzas from her. Six cheese pizzas,

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<v Speaker 5>two meat loaves, and two vegs. Look, I can't be

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<v Speaker 5>on this phone too much longer.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, sir, I know what you're saying, but we're not

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<v Speaker 4>delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located? You

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<v Speaker 4>got to call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look, you got

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<v Speaker 4>to call somebody in Angola, Louisiana.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I'm trying to get these 10 pizzas. Look, I'm... Lady,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not finna go back and forth with you.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly, and I'm not gonna go back and forth with

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<v Speaker 4>you either. We are unable to deliver this pizza to you, okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Why?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers

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<v Speaker 4>pizza to people in the penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 5>People in the penitentiary can't order pizza?

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<v Speaker 4>No, sir, they cannot. We do not deliver to the penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 4>And then we're in Dallas. Do you know how long

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<v Speaker 4>it would take to get pizza to Angola?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't give a... Let me tell you... Okay... Who

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<v Speaker 5>the manager there?

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<v Speaker 4>I am the manager. You're speaking with the manager.

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<v Speaker 5>What's your name?

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<v Speaker 4>Never mind what my name is. Just know that I'm

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<v Speaker 4>the manager.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, let me say this to you, since you're the

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<v Speaker 5>manager there. If I don't get no pizzas here tonight,

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<v Speaker 5>when I get out in three years, I'm coming down

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<v Speaker 5>there and I'm going to f * * * you up.

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<v Speaker 5>For who the f * * *?

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<v Speaker 4>You think you talking to? You ain't gonna f * * *

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<v Speaker 4>me up. In three years, I won't be here. But

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<v Speaker 4>matter of fact, I just might stay here for three years.

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<v Speaker 4>So when you come back.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me tell you something. If y'all don't bring these

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<v Speaker 5>f * * * ing peaches to this penitentiary and

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<v Speaker 5>get it to the guard before he get off work,

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<v Speaker 5>then f * * * me, there's gonna be some

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<v Speaker 5>f * * * ing crowd here. Now I done

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<v Speaker 5>ordered these ten peaches and everybody on the cell block

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<v Speaker 5>is waiting on them.

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<v Speaker 4>Sir, I don't care about you and your folk on

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<v Speaker 4>your cell block. You are in the penitentiary, and I

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<v Speaker 4>don't even know why you calling on you on my phone.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a business, okay? And I have a job

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<v Speaker 4>to do. I am not delivering pizzas to a penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 5>So y'all discriminating about where y'all bring pizzas at?

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<v Speaker 4>No, we don't discriminate, but we ain't located in Angola

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<v Speaker 4>unless you're going to give me some... Petrol for my

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<v Speaker 4>metro ain't coming.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me tell you something. I want you to remember

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<v Speaker 5>these numbers. 342-689. If you see that spray painted on

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<v Speaker 5>your house, on that... I don't give a * * * *

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<v Speaker 5>about 3-4-2-6-8-9 and 7-4-3. What I'm saying is your * * * *

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<v Speaker 5>is grass if you come up here in three years.

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<v Speaker 5>And guess what?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't drop the soap.

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<v Speaker 5>Who do you think you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 5>Who do you think you're talking to?

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<v Speaker 4>You better get off my phone.

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<v Speaker 5>I got one more thing to tell you before I

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<v Speaker 5>get out in three years. These are the last words

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to say to you.

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<v Speaker 4>What's that?

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<v Speaker 5>You're listening?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm listening. Say what you got to say.

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<v Speaker 5>This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morning show.

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<v Speaker 5>Your girlfriend got me to pray for her to call you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, my goodness. You got to be kidding me, man.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God. Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Nephew Tommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have it, folks.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>What, what, what, what, what? You play too much. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't let you hear that. That's a lot. Now, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just put this out there. Puffy, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you in a new place. I don't want you trying

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<v Speaker 1>to order no pizza now. You hear me? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>listening to me? All right. Take that. Take that. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>be trying to order no pizza.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>I think somebody will get that message to him. You're

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.