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Speaker 1: Two hopeless one dating app then bears you swipe right.

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Speaker 2: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 1: It's the dating game show that's turning warp removal into

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Speaker 1: a sexy couple's activity. It's Battle of the Tender Dates,

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Speaker 1: where two of our listeners square off to find out

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Speaker 1: whose love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the

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Speaker 1: rules in just a second. First, let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 1: In this corner. On date nights, she's known to hit

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Speaker 1: the sauce hard, and when I say sauce, I mean

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Speaker 1: prego because so many dudes stand her up that she

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Speaker 1: has to cook from home bowl and Eisy Daisy. In

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Speaker 1: the other corner, her favorite weekend activity is turning choir

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Speaker 1: boys into.

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Speaker 3: Choir men, and that's why her church dates know her

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Speaker 3: as Halleluija Julia. Can I get nammen? It depends?

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Speaker 4: Is this legal?

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Speaker 3: Julia never tells these how the game works.

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Speaker 1: One condess we'll start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 1: dating stories. The other we'll try and come back and

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Speaker 1: counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: go back and forth for three rounds until we declare

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Speaker 1: a winner. Let's get it started with Bolin, Aisy, Daisy,

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Speaker 1: Let's go.

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Speaker 4: So we were out to drinks and when it came

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Speaker 4: time to pay, he told the bartender I got her.

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Speaker 4: As I was going to say thanks, I see him

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Speaker 4: pointing at a different hot girl across the bar.

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Speaker 1: Please please tell me like it was like a coworker

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Speaker 1: he happened to.

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Speaker 4: No, he proceeds to tell me we weren't really vibing,

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Speaker 4: and he went over to the other girl, and then

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Speaker 4: he of course left me to pay for my own drink.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, why would she say?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Bonus points for brutal honesty the Halleldia, Julia, can you counter?

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Speaker 2: So a guy invited me to batting cages for a

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Speaker 2: first date. That's fine, yes, but I didn't expect him

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Speaker 2: to show up in an old baseball uniform that didn't

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Speaker 2: fit him anymore. Wait, that's not it. Not only did

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Speaker 2: he do that, he also took it way too serious

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Speaker 2: by asking the other people in the cages around us

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Speaker 2: to cheer for him. And after he missed three straight pitches,

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Speaker 2: he threw his back and hit the wall and put

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Speaker 2: a hole in the wall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you ejected him, right.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're on to round number two. Daisy, back

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 4: I was out with this guy and met off of

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Speaker 4: tender and we were at a restaurant and this woman

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Speaker 4: comes up to him, hugs him and calls him babe.

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Speaker 3: It's not great start.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's what I call my guy friends. Yeah, babe.

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Speaker 4: So I'm just taking back and then he introduces her

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Speaker 4: as his former girlfriend turned life coach.

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Speaker 3: That sounds a healthy relationship. That must be.

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Speaker 4: Why are life coach is always making choices too? That

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Speaker 4: You're like, huh yeah. Well, then she said she was

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Speaker 4: there to observe and get him feedback on our Date's

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Speaker 4: totally good to have an unbiased How did that go?

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Speaker 2: Not well?

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Speaker 4: She sat with us for about an hour and she

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Speaker 4: took notes on her phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, it sounds like you need to hire a

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Speaker 1: life coach to be on the dates with you too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, something for you to work on, Daisy, Julia, can

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Speaker 1: you hit back?

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Speaker 2: So I'm out with the guy who's in finance, and

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Speaker 2: he warns me that he's going to have to be

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Speaker 2: on his phone and check it from time to time.

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Speaker 2: So at one point he skips back from the bathroom

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Speaker 2: and he must have forgot to turn his volume off,

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Speaker 2: and I hear the candy Crush song. That's what he

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Speaker 2: was doing, all right, I gotta been cling here. No wait,

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Speaker 2: he says, if you use your tokens widely and purchase upgrades,

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Speaker 2: it counts as a wide financial decision. Oh, you got

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Speaker 2: free advice from him.

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Speaker 4: Financial.

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Speaker 2: I believe you.

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Speaker 3: Let him go, Julia.

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Speaker 1: We're on to the third and final round, so we

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Speaker 1: need your best stories here, ladies.

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Speaker 3: Bowlin, Aisy, Daisy, let's go.

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Speaker 4: I was with this guy and we were getting ice cream,

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Speaker 4: and he asked if I liked a bad boy, and

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Speaker 4: I was confused. Then he ordered a giant peanut butter

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Speaker 4: Sunday for himself and he said, I like to live dangerously.

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Speaker 4: I'm allergic to what.

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Speaker 3: Tells on him. I like where this is going, what happens.

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, please don't. That's not going to

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Speaker 4: impress me. That's forward. An hour later, we're at the hospital.

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Speaker 4: He went into anaphylactic shop like a.

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Speaker 3: Bad boy does.

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Speaker 4: He was not cute.

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Speaker 1: He was not cute.

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Speaker 4: He was okay though. But here's the thing. All the

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Speaker 4: nurses knew him because he's done this more than once.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you know what's going to happen. He's going

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Speaker 3: to kill himself. His life coach told him to do it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a bad boy who eats peanuts.

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Speaker 3: This is your last chance.

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Speaker 2: My day told me to meet him in an address.

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Speaker 2: So I show up and it's a dentist office. I

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Speaker 2: go inside and reception and as apologizes for my date

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Speaker 2: and says he liked to take me out for soup

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Speaker 2: after he finished his rookine.

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Speaker 4: Now that was a really full service dental I'm.

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Speaker 3: Gonna start doing that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was taking pencil you in tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Did you say yes to post dentist soup?

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Speaker 2: I did? But she also said he made me his

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Speaker 2: emergency contact. Legally, I'm supposed to drive him home after

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Speaker 2: any You couldn't say nothing.

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Speaker 4: Actually an amazing life hate.

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Speaker 3: Ride back home.

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Speaker 1: Actually kind of impressed by all of Julia's.

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Speaker 3: But that was the final bell. We got a score

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Speaker 3: in Alexis, Who do you think wins today? I'm going

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Speaker 3: to go Daisy for the guy eating peanut butter? All right,

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Speaker 3: one vote for Daisy.

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Speaker 4: Bro I mean, I'm sorry me too. Peanut boy wins.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations Bowl and Daisy, Daisy, you are number one at

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Speaker 1: putting the ick.

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Speaker 3: In romantic Oh.

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Speaker 1: Here we are, Maulations days, remember text in sevent eighty five,

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Speaker 1: nine two. If you want to up here on the

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Speaker 1: next edition of Battle of the Tender Dates, we got

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Speaker 1: your phone tab coming up.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning