1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: I went on a date with a therapist and now 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: she wants to marry me. What should I do? This 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: is OKAYOPI home of the craziest stories on Earth. I'm 4 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: Sophia and Sam. What should Opie do? 5 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 2: I think Opie should just get in love and get married, 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 2: because then if you're in love and married with a 7 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 2: therapist and all of your problems are gone, they literally 8 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 2: solve everything. No therapist marriage has ever failed. 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,959 Speaker 1: Is that true? Are their stats to their. 10 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 2: Feelings? 11 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: Anyone in the anyone? Are you married. 12 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 2: Therapist and married married? How's it going? 13 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 1: How's it going? Because I heard that like fifty percent 14 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: of marriage is said a divorce. 15 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, but one hundred percent of therapist never get divorced. 16 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: Maybe because fifty percent of therapists don't get married. There's 17 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: only one way to find out that. So utx shadow says, 18 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: this is actually last December. But I'm always told this 19 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 1: is a hilarious story, so I thought i'd share. Last September, 20 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: my ex wife and I filed for divorce. 21 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 2: Ah, so funny you Oh, I thought they said it 22 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 2: was a hilarious story that stember. 23 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: I gave my horse the very next day. You file 24 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: for divorce this to save you from tears. We're gonna 25 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:24,559 Speaker 1: get married to it. One of my best friends says 26 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: I should try dating. She's never led me astray, so 27 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: I say, fit, why not? First girl I match with 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: on him? Seems nice. We talked for a few days 29 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 1: since I'm on a business trip and plan to go 30 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 1: out when I get back. She's a therapist works with 31 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: neurodivirgent kids. We chat a bit. I was good. We 32 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: go on our first date after work on a Tuesday. 33 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: I pick her up at her place, go to my 34 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: favorite pize's joint in her area. Starts a bit awkward, 35 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: as first dates do. She then tells me I the 36 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: therapist can't wait to tell you I'm pregnant. Okay, weird. 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: Wait what the therapist tells ope on their first date 38 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: that she's pregnant and that she couldn't wait to tell them? 39 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 2: Wait? Wait wait they're going on her first date? Yeah, 40 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 2: and the therapist says, I have something to tell you. 41 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 2: I'm pregnant. Yeah, and you're the father. Wait? 42 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: Actually yeah, there's more? 43 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 2: Is that kind of weird? 44 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: Well that's what Opie says. They say, Okay, weird. Maybe 45 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: the nerves understand we had no booze. At this point, 46 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: I think she's just nervous. Well, the therapist shouldn't be 47 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: having any alcohol because she's pregnant. 48 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,959 Speaker 2: Is that a joke. It's like she's joking. 49 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: I have no idea. I think she's just nervous. Oh, 50 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: PI just thinks she's nervous. 51 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 2: Great, probably the pregnancy hormones. 52 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: It's just weird. A few minutes later, she's telling me 53 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: about her parents who lived near the Wisconsin Minnesota border. 54 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: And we are in the Chicago Land area. These parents 55 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: show up and sit down with us. Yet they lived 56 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 1: in the Great White North, so they came down. What 57 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: So I'm against the wall of the booth with her 58 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: dad sitting next to me. She's across from me, her 59 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,799 Speaker 1: mom next to her. Okay, guess I'm paying for their 60 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: meal to double dake. Right. This is this is actually real. 61 00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: This is really weird. And Dad tell me they've heard 62 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: a lot about me. YadA, YadA. How much could they know? 63 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: Mom just sent you a website saying colon cancer rising. 64 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 2: That's so something Mom would send us. 65 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: Colon cancer rising in today's. 66 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 2: Youth, That is something I think Mom sent me she did? Wait, wait, 67 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 2: are you just saying a fact about me. Are you 68 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 2: just is this in the story? 69 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: No, Mom just sent you. That's like colon cancer. Mom, sorry, 70 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,679 Speaker 1: you can edit that out. 71 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 2: That's funny. 72 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 1: Mom and Dad tell me they've heard a lot about me. YadA, YadA. 73 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 1: How much could they know? 74 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 2: They know about my colon cancer. 75 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: They talk about what it's like. No, just to be clear, 76 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: Opie does not have colon cancer. No one is colon cancer. 77 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: He's rising in today's job. Okay, okay, Opie says. They 78 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 1: talk about what it's like working for a vocational school. 79 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 1: So I start freaking out, as I've only said I'm 80 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: a school admin, nothing more, not where I work. I 81 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 1: say it's great, but I'm looking to go back to 82 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: the middle school or elementary next year. Dad says he 83 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 1: can't wait to have a son in law like me. 84 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 2: Whoa bump the brakes, daddyo. 85 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: And Mom says she can't wait to have me marry 86 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: into the family. Awkward. They were drinking, so I give 87 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: them a pass. Oh, he's giving them a lot of passes. 88 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 2: Too many passes. 89 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 1: Think she's just nervous. Maybe their parents are just drunk. 90 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 2: I have a feeling that what theory my conspiracy theory 91 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 2: is that op, he is not the person they think 92 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 2: he is. 93 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that the persons. 94 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:39,119 Speaker 2: Pregnated this first date is probably not there. 95 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: What if the therapist was like, I'm pregnant. I need 96 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: to find like I don't know who the father is, 97 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: the father's out of the picture or something like that. 98 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: I need to find. 99 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 2: Sorry, she'd be wearing this put on. 100 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: It's actually you've ruined them. 101 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 2: I should be John's big. 102 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,200 Speaker 1: John ruined it. I need to find someone to pose 103 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,720 Speaker 1: as my baby's father immediately. So I'm gonna go on 104 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: hinge and hopefully he plays along. 105 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 2: But why I just told you why to make sure 106 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,360 Speaker 2: the baby isn't to make. 107 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 1: Sure like the no does such things out of wedlock anymore. 108 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 1: That's such an outdated thing, Sam. 109 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 2: I mean, there is such a thing as out of wedlock. 110 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 2: It's just it is an outdated thing. 111 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: It's an outdated term. Sam. But I like no, so 112 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: the parents don't like judge or something. 113 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 2: But like, my daughter is not having a baby out 114 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,359 Speaker 2: of wedlock. My daughter married into a family of wealth 115 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 2: and power, my. 116 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: Daughter will I'm not marry. That's kind of a vocation 117 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,160 Speaker 1: of school worker. 118 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 2: This is such a chaotic let's tighten their ship. 119 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: Awkward evening continues, YadA, YadA, get to know you stuff. 120 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: We start leaving and I picked up this chick, so 121 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,040 Speaker 1: I got a drop her off. Grandma raised a gentleman. 122 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I mean that's your wife. 123 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,359 Speaker 1: Figured I do that and nope, we get back. Parents 124 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: park next to me. Invite me up. Mom said she 125 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 1: baked a great pumpkin pie earlier today. I would get 126 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: so I do a bunk and pye. Well, what's like 127 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 1: another word for shit? 128 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 2: That's Shy's up? 129 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 3: Hello? 130 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: Oh no, I love me some pumpkin pie. Decide f 131 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: it might as well get something out this night. That's true, 132 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 1: I would do them hat some pie. Truthfully, some of 133 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: the best pumpkin pie I've ever had. 134 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,359 Speaker 2: Wow, I guess it was worth it. 135 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,799 Speaker 1: Yeah. I tried to leave and they weren't really letting 136 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 1: me by giving me more pie or starting a new 137 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: conversation topic. Best friend one who told me to start dating, 138 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: calls asks what's up? Took the call in the bathroom 139 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: and she comes up with this plan and going to 140 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 1: go pick up my friend Eddie because she thought I 141 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 1: shouldn't use a girl's name with his flat tire. Great, 142 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,880 Speaker 1: I'd gotten out. She says she needs to walk her dog. Annoying, 143 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 1: yapping dog, rubbing his butt on everything and dragging his 144 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: butt across the floor. Very poorly trained. Yeah, I guess 145 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: it's not a dog trainer, she's just a therapist. F fine, 146 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:52,599 Speaker 1: you can't come with and walk me down. Mom comes too. 147 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: I'm standing there trying to leave as chick is taking 148 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: her dog for a poop. Mom says it's nice to 149 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 1: meet me, YadA YadA, and says, I'm so lad my 150 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 1: daughter has found you. I didn't think she'd be able 151 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,240 Speaker 1: to settle down since we've had her committed three times 152 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: and walks away. What the f are? 153 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 2: Why would you say that to a potential partner. 154 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,320 Speaker 1: I didn't she'd be able to settle down because she's 155 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: been committed three times. 156 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 2: We tried to get to the settle down. 157 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 4: We used all the straps in that joint, but she 158 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:25,120 Speaker 4: just wiggles out like Udini every time. You must have 159 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 4: very strong straps, some might say, a strapping young lad. 160 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: If you want to bury Mada, you have to be prepared, 161 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: not knowledge. Once a month she turns into. 162 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 2: A well and she goes banana. 163 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: I'm panicking now rightfully so pee, But I think it's 164 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 1: a little late. I feel like you should have panicked earlier. 165 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: Sweating a bit. I turned to get in my car 166 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: and Jack is right there. Hugsby, tries to kiss me, 167 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: asks to come in. No, I'm just kidding. What's the 168 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: vampire thing? Will you invite me inside? You know, because 169 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: they have to be invited in any vampires can't come 170 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: in unless you invite them in. 171 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 2: Well, it's so respectful. 172 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: Anyway. I turned to get in my car and chick 173 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 1: is right there, hugs me, rise to kiss me. YadA YadA, 174 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 1: tells me I love you and can't wait to spend 175 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: the rest of my life with you. 176 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:12,520 Speaker 2: This is a first date. 177 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, this is crazy. Maybe she's suffering some sort of breakdown. Me, great, 178 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: gotta go, you know, friend needs help Buyye. I get 179 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: in the car. This chick is in my rear mirror 180 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: and she's calling me. I pick up and she said, 181 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: you didn't say you love me. Best friend calls oops, 182 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: hang on important call and picks up. Tells my buddy this. 183 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 1: She's laughing her ah butt off. But okay, I'm scared 184 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,559 Speaker 1: at this point, thinking headlights in my rear view mirror 185 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: are her? So I start. I start speeding for the highway. 186 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: She's racing up. I am speeding away, get pulled over. 187 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: Kop asks why. I tell him everything. Takes a good 188 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: five to six minutes to get him to understand. He 189 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 1: noticed I have Wisconsin plates. All he says is bro 190 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: and gives me great advice never put your d n crazy. 191 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:13,959 Speaker 1: Thanks bro Chacho. What is this? Who are you a pee? 192 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 2: Bro? Chacho? I'm gonna use that. 193 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,200 Speaker 1: Feel sorry for me and escorts me to the highway. 194 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: Great freedom chick text me I've tried to ghost her. 195 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: Now I left out in important detail. I went on 196 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:30,200 Speaker 1: a school night wearing Spirit whear with my school logo. 197 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:33,360 Speaker 1: Once you know the name, it's hard not to find, 198 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,280 Speaker 1: as I'm the only type of school like this in 199 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 1: my county. I go to my boss the next day 200 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,160 Speaker 1: and tell him. Says I'm an fing idiot for wearing 201 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:44,200 Speaker 1: my work shirt. Laughs his spot off about the whole situation. 202 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,160 Speaker 1: Asks if I blocked her. Oh that's a good idea, 203 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,080 Speaker 1: So I do it. Tells me I'm an fing idiot 204 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:51,720 Speaker 1: again for not thinking this through. She figured out where 205 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 1: I worked and starts calling my desk, asking when we 206 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: are going out, leaves a message says she wants to 207 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,520 Speaker 1: be engaged by the time she's which was weeks away, 208 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,439 Speaker 1: literally the next month, since we went over our birthday. 209 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 2: At this point. 210 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,079 Speaker 1: I'm freaking out. I have an SRO school resource officer 211 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,840 Speaker 1: in my building. I tell him what happened, gave her name. 212 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 1: He told me he'd take care of it if she 213 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,320 Speaker 1: came back, but also told me to move my car 214 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: to take. 215 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 2: Care of I feel like he's like sharpening steaks. 216 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,599 Speaker 1: At this point, gart too, He's like, I give the 217 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:25,880 Speaker 1: man's dumb, I'll take care of it. 218 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 2: I'm thinking more that he's like a vampire hunter and 219 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,679 Speaker 2: he's gonna stabs her. 220 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, but also told me to move my car to 221 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,560 Speaker 1: the back gated and can't see. Dude's a saint and 222 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 1: it was a great idea. Chick shows up asking to 223 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,720 Speaker 1: see me. Security tells her I don't work here. She 224 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 1: gets snotty with the SRO, gets escorted out, calls my 225 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 1: desk phone, pleading with me to give her a chance. 226 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,079 Speaker 1: Finds my sister, my best friend all on Facebook, tells 227 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: them we are soulmates. I tell them to block her. 228 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,319 Speaker 1: Chick was crazy, got her to calm the f out 229 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: when I told her I'm going to report her for 230 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: harassment to her licensing board, all be us no idea 231 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 1: if that would do anything. And that, kids, is the 232 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,080 Speaker 1: story of how I met your mother. Kidding, but damn 233 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,200 Speaker 1: was I scared of dating for a bit? Whoa, that 234 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,200 Speaker 1: is a hilarious story. 235 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,559 Speaker 2: Ope, I can't imagine being scared of dating. I mean, 236 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 2: but like, what is on your hinge profile that is 237 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,679 Speaker 2: attracting these guns crazy people. I've been on Riley's been 238 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 2: on a couple of dates. I've been in a couple 239 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,960 Speaker 2: of dates. I've never encountered this level of craziness. 240 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,840 Speaker 1: Well, I just think that I think that OP ignored 241 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:30,360 Speaker 1: a couple too many red flats. 242 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, there was a sea of red flags that 243 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 2: OPI was swimming through. 244 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:39,200 Speaker 1: And when when the parents show up, that's when you're like, oh, 245 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:39,959 Speaker 1: I got I have. 246 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 2: Well there's red flags before. 247 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, but like that's the that's the last red flash. 248 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 2: The last red fla. But then you're kind of like 249 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:46,559 Speaker 2: roped in with the whole parent thing. 250 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 1: Well you go, oh it was so nice being you 251 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 1: gotta go see you tomorrow. Got a blast. 252 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 2: Well, there was like stuff where where she was like, 253 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,559 Speaker 2: I guess it really started with the parents. 254 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 1: Where like, well she says that she's pregnant. 255 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that is. 256 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:05,959 Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh, that's congratulations. 257 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 2: Corey really quick, seldom papa's lap. Okay. So if you're 258 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,080 Speaker 2: going on a first date and the girls like, hey, 259 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 2: I'm pregnant. 260 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 1: Hey I'm pregnant. 261 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 2: Hahaha, what do you do whose kid is not yours? 262 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,320 Speaker 2: This is the first date. Congratulations? 263 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: And then I'd continue to ask her about it, make 264 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,679 Speaker 1: her seem like she's heard, and then to find an 265 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,840 Speaker 1: excuse to get out of there. 266 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,640 Speaker 2: That's what I would do. Oh, be your excuse. Oh 267 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 2: that's cool. I'm going to pay the bill real quick. 268 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 1: I'll be right back. 269 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 2: Pay the bill, get out of there. Oh so you 270 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 2: just disappear, Yeah. 271 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 1: He's fully right away. And then she finds you on Facebook, 272 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,280 Speaker 1: and then she finds your school because you were wearing 273 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 1: your school shirts. 274 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,520 Speaker 2: At what point would you have left? Put your answers 275 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 2: in the comments below. Also, sorry for this chaos. 276 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 1: It's really right now it's nine am. 277 00:12:51,679 --> 00:12:57,079 Speaker 2: But I think we should at nine am everywhere in California. 278 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 1: Nine am everywhere in California, nine am. Maybe in a 279 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: couple more places. 280 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:05,880 Speaker 2: Is all the Pacific rim that's a movie, it is, 281 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:07,959 Speaker 2: but also it's like the Pacific Area. 282 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:08,200 Speaker 3: Yea. 283 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:12,439 Speaker 2: Anyway, am I the a hole for reporting my sister's therapist? 284 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 2: This is OKAYOPI, where we tell the craziest stories on Earth. 285 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,520 Speaker 2: I'm Sam Sophia. Do you think OP is the A hole? 286 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say based off nothing, no, because maybe the 287 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,959 Speaker 1: therapist was doing something mat and sister and OPI was 288 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,440 Speaker 1: just looking out for their sisters. 289 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:31,160 Speaker 2: So I've got a situation Reddit and I need some guidance. 290 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,439 Speaker 2: I'm the older sibling clocking in at twenty five in 291 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:37,319 Speaker 2: my sister's twenties. It's kind of like our age ranges 292 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:43,080 Speaker 2: almost almost. Our family dynamic has always been well complicated. 293 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,120 Speaker 1: Kind of like us. It's the truth. 294 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,920 Speaker 2: My parents have been together for a long time, also 295 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 2: like us, and they always wanted a daughter even before 296 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,120 Speaker 2: I was born. 297 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,200 Speaker 1: Oh it's older brother, younger sister. 298 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:57,320 Speaker 2: Older brother. Yeah, kind of like us when I came along, 299 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 2: and they were a bit bummed, kind of like a 300 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 2: but not too disappointed. Unlike us, they were very disappointed. 301 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 2: They kept trying for another child and face some conception 302 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 2: troubles even seeking help from a clinic. Eventually succeeded, and 303 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 2: they were overjoyed when they found out it was a girl. 304 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 2: They told me to be a good role model and 305 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 2: keep her safe, which made me happy as a five 306 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,760 Speaker 2: year old. However, things changed after my sister was born. 307 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 2: My relationship with my parents shifted dramatically. I felt sidelined, 308 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 2: almost like I didn't matter anymore. I didn't get birthday celebrations, gifts, 309 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,320 Speaker 2: or a close connection with my parents. They said they 310 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 2: had to focus on my younger sister because she was little, 311 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 2: and I needed to understand that. Growing up, my parents 312 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,160 Speaker 2: treated my sister and me totally different. They made me 313 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:42,120 Speaker 2: get a job at fourteen to help with bills and rent. Well, 314 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 2: my sister didn't have to. Like, gosh, that's not true. 315 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 1: I had a job. 316 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 2: I never got the same treatment as her. She got 317 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,520 Speaker 2: new stuff and I had to work for everything with 318 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 2: my part time job. Kind of like when our parents 319 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 2: gave me, you my car that I had to pay for. 320 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,240 Speaker 1: I need to pay for that too. You didn't, this 321 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: is not true, give half. 322 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,160 Speaker 2: Of my earnings to my parents. My sister was their 323 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,080 Speaker 2: favorite and we never got along. 324 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 1: Will that's not true, Not like what hold on? 325 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 2: When I turned eighteen, I worked hard and got into 326 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 2: medical school, but my parents said they couldn't afford to 327 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 2: help me out, which really annoyed me. I decided to 328 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 2: go anyway and work my butt off to pay for everything. 329 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 2: Despite the challenges, I finished my degree and started my residency. Congratulations, 330 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,720 Speaker 2: My sister just finished high school and got into this 331 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 2: pricey private college living on her own with our parents' 332 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 2: full support. 333 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: Living on her own freshman year of college. 334 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 2: Crazy. That's like expensive, that's not that was not me. 335 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 2: That was not me either. In trouble, I've kind of 336 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,920 Speaker 2: made peace with their favoritism, keeping my distance since I 337 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 2: barely see them living in a different city and all. 338 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 2: So when I visited recently, my sister shocked me by 339 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 2: suggesting we go to therapy together. I thought it might 340 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 2: help us patch things up, but the therapist ended up 341 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,840 Speaker 2: blaming me for all of my sister's issues, saying I 342 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,360 Speaker 2: needed to step back for her mental health. I got 343 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,960 Speaker 2: seriously pissed, confronted the therapist, and of course, my sister 344 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:07,120 Speaker 2: and parents took her side, leaving me fuming. What Since 345 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,120 Speaker 2: I believe what the therapist did was unethical, I filed 346 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,360 Speaker 2: it complained against her, thinking it was the right thing 347 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 2: to do. Turns out it's not as anonymous as I thought, 348 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 2: and now my parents are begging me to withdraw it, 349 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:22,320 Speaker 2: claiming it'll hurt the person who is apparently helping their princess. 350 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 1: Sounds like they've hired someone who would just tell like 351 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 1: a yeah, they're like, you're perfect. 352 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,000 Speaker 2: I had enough and high tailed it out of there, 353 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,080 Speaker 2: driving six hours back to my place, still seething and 354 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 2: feeling like I could have handled the whole mess better. 355 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 2: Now I can't say I'm not feeling like shit. I 356 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,800 Speaker 2: hate this situation, and while I don't feel like all 357 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 2: I did was undeserving, maybe I should have handled it differently. 358 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 2: So Reddit, am I the A hole? I want to 359 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 2: know what all of y'all think. Put your answers in 360 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 2: the comments. But Sofia, what do you think is OPDA hole? 361 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,720 Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that they like, I 362 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,640 Speaker 1: think that that's not what a therapist is supposed to do. Yeah, 363 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,640 Speaker 1: in a group session. I don't think they're supposed to 364 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,960 Speaker 1: blame everything on one person. 365 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 2: Also like, oh, he was only there once to give 366 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 2: his side of the story. Therapy, it's literally giving all 367 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 2: this information possibly for years to the therapist saying my 368 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,280 Speaker 2: brother this did this, my brother did that, putting all 369 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 2: the blame, and like you're just gonna take her word 370 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:16,680 Speaker 2: for it. 371 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's no, Like the the therapist is not 372 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,159 Speaker 1: supposed to just put all the blame. 373 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, that is whacks fun. 374 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 1: Supposed to be. I feel like in group sessions, you're supposed. 375 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,680 Speaker 2: To be like, yes, how you feel and how do 376 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 2: you feel that? And I declare you guilty under the 377 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,400 Speaker 2: court of my law. 378 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,320 Speaker 1: And it's like I statements like I feel I don't 379 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 1: know that you've been to therapy, right, group therapy? 380 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:43,719 Speaker 2: And then this is where my sister says him got 381 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 2: a group therapy with me? 382 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 3: And then. 383 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 1: And then the therapies under life, you make record these 384 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,920 Speaker 1: videos at nine in the morning. 385 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 2: Video after video. Do you know the type of mental 386 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 2: trauma that pets are under? 387 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,920 Speaker 1: She just wants to make cookies. 388 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I don't think OP is an a hole 389 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,680 Speaker 2: at all. It seems like the therapist was out of line. 390 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 2: But I don't know how group therapy works. I've never 391 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,720 Speaker 2: been If you've been to group therapy, how does it work? 392 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: If you've ever tried to file a four. 393 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,119 Speaker 2: Four zero five R sixty five six seven and make 394 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 2: sure that thatll us. 395 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,119 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, finally your anonymous complaints to us. 396 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, only you could prevent therapists from being deranged. 397 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:32,919 Speaker 1: Imagine people have said they're like therapist complaints to the Okay. 398 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,199 Speaker 2: Please do we love that? 399 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:34,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? 400 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,240 Speaker 2: But if you love us, make sure to subscribe. 401 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,000 Speaker 1: We love you and see you tomorrow. 402 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 2: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives. Time 403 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:51,639 Speaker 2: for okop reward. My identical twin sister wants me to 404 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,760 Speaker 2: stand in for her at her wedding. Would I be 405 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,680 Speaker 2: the a hole for saying hella? 406 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,640 Speaker 3: She wants her future husband to kiss her sister. Yes, 407 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,440 Speaker 3: maybe that's her thing. 408 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 2: Maybe it's a it's a little bit of a polygamous steal, 409 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:11,639 Speaker 2: a little bit of a. 410 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:18,680 Speaker 5: Miss sister, mister sister sister kissed him, mister. 411 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,200 Speaker 2: Mister missed his sister. 412 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 5: Mister and mister sister's sister. 413 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 2: Kister, mister missus sister. Yes, I thirty female have an 414 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,479 Speaker 2: identical twin sister, and for the purposes of anonymity, I 415 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:41,240 Speaker 2: will call her Jess. Say yes to the Jess. Jess 416 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:44,040 Speaker 2: and I look so much alike that it can be freaky. 417 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,600 Speaker 2: At one point when we were still infants, they had 418 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 2: to draw a little dot at the bottom of one 419 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,399 Speaker 2: of our feet, just so they could keep track of 420 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,400 Speaker 2: who is who for medical reasons. 421 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,920 Speaker 5: What are the medical reasons if you're identical? 422 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 2: Yeah? Or you organs identical? Two? What medical reasons would 423 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,199 Speaker 2: you have if you're identical? 424 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:08,399 Speaker 5: Doctor Donner? 425 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:09,119 Speaker 1: Doctor? 426 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,920 Speaker 2: My mom adored the fact that Jess and I were 427 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,440 Speaker 2: cute baby twin girls and treated us like precious little 428 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,760 Speaker 2: dolls who she would frequently dress alike and always make 429 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,640 Speaker 2: us do things together, which low key kind of freaky 430 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,160 Speaker 2: if out in public. Think of any horror movie. Always 431 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:34,200 Speaker 2: twin always to twin girls dress the same. We all 432 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 2: fuck and they're saying some creepy like nursery rhyme, ring 433 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 2: around the rosy packet, full upshous Yeah, do you get 434 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,320 Speaker 2: the idea. At first, I didn't mind it at all, 435 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 2: because well, it was my normal and I do genuinely 436 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 2: love my sister. But when we started getting older, I 437 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,520 Speaker 2: developed my own interests. 438 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,399 Speaker 1: I'm my own. 439 00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:06,160 Speaker 2: Human after all. 440 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 1: Eh. 441 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,959 Speaker 2: Just because I'm a twin don't mean I don't have 442 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,359 Speaker 2: my own. 443 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,119 Speaker 3: I've got different organs, different doctor's appointment. 444 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,000 Speaker 2: Doctor's appointments. I got different boyfriends. 445 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,959 Speaker 5: Different husbands. Hopefully maybe not. 446 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 2: There's that Have you seen that like TLC documentary where 447 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,199 Speaker 2: it's like I'm dating two twins and like the two 448 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 2: twins are both married to this one dude. 449 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,639 Speaker 5: Was it in Utah? 450 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 1: I don't know. 451 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,280 Speaker 2: Actually, maybe maybe it could be. But when we started 452 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 2: getting older, I developed my own interests. I would get 453 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 2: so frustrated or upset when I either couldn't go to 454 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,920 Speaker 2: something because Jess didn't want to come, or the only 455 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,199 Speaker 2: way I could is if Jess would come with me 456 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,399 Speaker 2: and vice versa. It sucked and despite our appearances, Jess 457 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 2: was the more extroverted twin. He liked to go to 458 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 2: parties and do sports, while I was the one that sucked. Well, 459 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,159 Speaker 2: it was the introverted and our stick one. I was 460 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 2: always made to do what Jess wanted to do because 461 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 2: me not wanting to be social was seen as bad. 462 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 2: And the only way that Jess would agree to do 463 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,720 Speaker 2: slash endure my hobbies was if I did her homework 464 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,600 Speaker 2: or chores. 465 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,680 Speaker 5: It sounds it's like a Cinderella. 466 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,280 Speaker 1: There's ashes in the chimney twin twin. 467 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,080 Speaker 5: We must get to the. 468 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,520 Speaker 2: Ball and you're I'm gonna go on your back. I 469 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,440 Speaker 2: wonder if like she, like Jess had OP like take 470 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 2: her test for her. She's like, not only am I 471 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 2: not doing my homework, you are taking my algebra test. 472 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 5: Too, hot take that's a good idea. 473 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,440 Speaker 2: Or it's like, Jess, I don't know what to get 474 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 2: my boyfriend for her birthday or I mean for his birthday. Uh, Jess, 475 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,760 Speaker 2: getta go buy it for for for him? 476 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,240 Speaker 5: Can you give it to him? Yeah? 477 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,960 Speaker 2: Do not give it to him? No. 478 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,120 Speaker 5: Well, it sounds like me just gets. 479 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,360 Speaker 2: All of the just gets all of the glory. OP 480 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,399 Speaker 2: has to do all the bitch work. When my parents 481 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 2: were divorcing, I was over the moon. What I was 482 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,360 Speaker 2: over the moon? I love divorce. 483 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 5: Op. He does sound like like the worst twin. 484 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,960 Speaker 2: I mean, if you're celebrating your parents' divorce. I was 485 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 2: over the moon and my dad agreed to let me 486 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 2: live with him in another state, and Jess didn't want 487 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:29,159 Speaker 2: to move away from all her friends. OPI gets the 488 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 2: wind for the families splitting up. Yeah, my mom cried 489 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,359 Speaker 2: when I had to tell her I didn't want to 490 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,440 Speaker 2: live with her, and Jess accused me of hating them. 491 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,520 Speaker 2: This really wrecked me emotionally and I almost caved. My 492 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,119 Speaker 2: dad got me into therapy, who helped me gather the 493 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 2: courage to just leave. So they left. 494 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a full family divorce. 495 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,119 Speaker 2: It's a full family like they're splitting down the bridle, 496 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,399 Speaker 2: down the middle. I wonder what I was like. 497 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,040 Speaker 3: At least they had equal children to split, like, less 498 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,160 Speaker 3: less of debate. 499 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,919 Speaker 2: And yeah, if you have three, it's like like someone's 500 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,159 Speaker 2: definitely winning in that scenario. 501 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 3: Or if you have like a son and a daughter 502 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 3: and one is like, you know, the superior child. 503 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, your place in bets like draft picks, 504 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 2: like who gets number one? Exactly? Who's the favorite between 505 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,760 Speaker 2: you and Anthony. 506 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,680 Speaker 3: We have a fairly good setup. My mom, I think, 507 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,880 Speaker 3: prefers my brother, and my dad prefers me. So if 508 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,320 Speaker 3: there were to be a split, I think it would 509 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,359 Speaker 3: be an easy for that that. 510 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,359 Speaker 2: I love how you've already you've already planned it out. 511 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 2: I never did shake off the guilt until around senior year, 512 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,600 Speaker 2: but I never once regretted my choice because of how 513 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,959 Speaker 2: liberating I felt by just getting to be me. I 514 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 2: was slowly able to repair my relationship with my mom 515 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,040 Speaker 2: and Jess. But Jess and I were never as close 516 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,840 Speaker 2: as we used to be, and I was honestly fine 517 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 2: with that. Fast forward to adulthood and Jess is engaged 518 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,960 Speaker 2: to her boyfriend Steve Steve thirty six male, and their 519 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,679 Speaker 2: wedding is set for spring. Unfortunately, Jess was recently in 520 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,640 Speaker 2: a bad accident and her face is going to need 521 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,360 Speaker 2: to get cosmetic surgery. She's been crying on and off. 522 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 2: I wonder, what the what do you think? Do I mean? 523 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,320 Speaker 2: Probably car accident, right, yeah? Or it's like Steve is 524 00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 2: just beating her household, which you should probably and Steve 525 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,760 Speaker 2: is either whacking with his fist or his BNS, you 526 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 2: should break up with him and it's consensual. 527 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,280 Speaker 5: If it's consensual, then. 528 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 2: BDS, Get Yours, Get yours. Steve is the BDS A master. 529 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:32,680 Speaker 2: Come to Steve's sex dungeon. We'll throw his rock hard 530 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 2: cop hard wherever he wants. Steve Sex Dungeon, Get Yours 531 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,640 Speaker 2: for three payments of nineteen ninety nine. 532 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:46,720 Speaker 3: Daddy Steve, Daddy Steve for three easy payments does not 533 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,640 Speaker 3: include chipping it hid. 534 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,919 Speaker 2: She's been crying on and off for days over this, 535 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 2: because there's no way she'll be healed up in time 536 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,679 Speaker 2: for the wedding. My mom, Steve and I have been 537 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 2: trying to console her, but it's not enough. Earlier this week, 538 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,320 Speaker 2: my mom approached me with the idea of dressing up 539 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,520 Speaker 2: as Jess and pretending to be her for the ceremony 540 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 2: in reception so the pictures will look nice. 541 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,439 Speaker 5: How is just okay with this? Why does she go? 542 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 5: I guess she's not upset. 543 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,199 Speaker 2: But well she doesn't want to. 544 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,399 Speaker 3: But you're missing out on your whole wedding? Is she 545 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,720 Speaker 3: just just for the pictures, just for the picture, for 546 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,400 Speaker 3: the picks. 547 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 2: Well, actually, no pretending for the ceremony. The receptions of 548 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 2: the pictures will look nice. 549 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 5: That's the whole wedding basically. 550 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,119 Speaker 2: Just well, legally, then it would be op and Steve 551 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 2: will be married quite legally, quite legally, quite quite. The 552 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:41,800 Speaker 2: lawyers are invil. You are now married. Would you rather 553 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:48,240 Speaker 2: have just god awful terrible wedding pictures or would you 554 00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 2: rather just have a stand and get married to me? 555 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,920 Speaker 3: I think since really am getting married and throwing the party. 556 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 5: For the memes, right. 557 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 1: For them, not for the pick. 558 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,399 Speaker 2: Amen for the picks, and not the memes, then you 559 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 2: got you got you got you got a cork up 560 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,679 Speaker 2: your butt that needs to be released and splattered all 561 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,040 Speaker 2: over me. 562 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 5: Stinky Sam, Stinky. 563 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 2: Sam and b D Steve M bad Steve M. 564 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,440 Speaker 3: So yeah, it's for the mems. I'm spending some near 565 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollars. How much do weddings cost? I 566 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,240 Speaker 3: think there's a fun wedding. 567 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a fun and he has fun throwing parties. 568 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,240 Speaker 5: When we first started dating. 569 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:37,240 Speaker 3: Actually he asked me after a couple of months, so like, 570 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 3: should I prepare the funds to like book this wedding? 571 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,960 Speaker 2: Then you like, go ahead and already get the wedding venue. 572 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,360 Speaker 5: You know we know which one is. 573 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,880 Speaker 3: Going to be out of it yet, bad news, Stinky 574 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,359 Speaker 3: Sam Sam. 575 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,480 Speaker 2: They'll never trap me down and they only need chains 576 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,680 Speaker 2: that I'm putting on or in the sex dungeon, not 577 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 2: the engine rings sex dungeon. Steve. I was floored and 578 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,560 Speaker 2: gave a hesitant no because of all I do know 579 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,679 Speaker 2: that this would mean a lot to my sister. I 580 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:17,639 Speaker 2: just feel really comfortable about getting married to Steve. My 581 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,320 Speaker 2: mom was upset with me and said it's just for 582 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 2: the pictures and asked me if I really wanted to 583 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 2: make it so that Jess would have to be reminded 584 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,239 Speaker 2: of her trauma whenever she had to look at her 585 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,920 Speaker 2: wedding photos or just not have any photos at all. 586 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:35,000 Speaker 2: So am I the asshole? Am I the asshole? I 587 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 2: would love to hear from you, guys? Is op the 588 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,840 Speaker 2: asshole for notlge to get married to Steve? The pictures? 589 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,720 Speaker 2: All the whole family is like, this is a super 590 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 2: normal thing to do. But I guess if you have 591 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 2: like a perfect stand in like not many people have 592 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 2: that power. 593 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, nice is to comment, but yeah I would use it. 594 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 5: Would you use the power for good or eat? 595 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 2: Oh evil? For sure? 596 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,360 Speaker 5: Sure? 597 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 2: I would be pulling all sorts of shenanigans. Yeah I would. 598 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,920 Speaker 2: If I had an identical twin, I would like in 599 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 2: like high school, I would be switching every single class. 600 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, because what your your twins smarter than you? 601 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 2: And I mean like for that those reasons, but just 602 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 2: like fuck with the system, you know, yeah, just to 603 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 2: be like the man, just the man. Yeah, I'm not 604 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 2: gonna take any ship from the man. 605 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:31,719 Speaker 3: I only want ship from Stinky Sam and bds Steve 606 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,480 Speaker 3: him update. 607 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 2: So I reached out to Steve and I suggested, why 608 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 2: don't you'se photoshop, So. 609 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, we're in the twenty first century. 610 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 2: This fucking use photoshop. 611 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,960 Speaker 5: Like create an ai Jess. 612 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,760 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, g chat gpt jazz. And it turns out 613 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,040 Speaker 2: he and Jess were already considering that before deciding to 614 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,320 Speaker 2: just postponed the wedding, as Jess is still the with 615 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 2: PTSD from the accident and doesn't believe that she's going 616 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,400 Speaker 2: to be able to handle the stress of the wedding. 617 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,600 Speaker 2: I was so relieved and told Steve that I would 618 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 2: be more than happy to help with getting word out 619 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 2: that the wedding wasn't happening right now. So I guess 620 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 2: everything is figured out. 621 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, piece a good sister. She's trying to she's trying 622 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,440 Speaker 5: to help, trying to help. 623 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,680 Speaker 2: Well, what would you do in this situation? Please let 624 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,000 Speaker 2: us know we love you, we miss you. This is Ariana, 625 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,080 Speaker 2: my girlfriend who's standing in for John, and we'll see 626 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 2: you in the next episode.