WEBVTT - Miss Jingle Ball Part 2: Red Carpet Mayhem

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<v Speaker 1>Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio Podcast. Okay back part two,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it sounded fancy? Part two of My Wild jingle

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<v Speaker 1>Ball twenty twenty five nights. I'll do some refreshers so

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<v Speaker 1>you can keep up with the crazy story that is

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<v Speaker 1>my life. So it all came together. If you listen

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<v Speaker 1>to part one, you know, if you haven't, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you waiting for? Listen to part one and then listen

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<v Speaker 1>to this because the night goes on. Okay, So long

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<v Speaker 1>story short, everything came together. It was the almost the

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<v Speaker 1>fashion that wasn't fashionable. It was the dress, missap. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the red dress didn't work. I looked like a

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<v Speaker 1>bell with boobs on top. It was like a wedding

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<v Speaker 1>cake topper that no one wants. That almost didn't work out. Jane,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend and fashion per, saved the day with a

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<v Speaker 1>black outfit with feathers coming out of it. We still

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<v Speaker 1>can't agree if it's a bootier corset, Adrian, which is

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<v Speaker 1>it boostie r corset? I like there one in the

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<v Speaker 1>same right? Are they big fashion nista that I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go? So I was wearing my boosset bootie corset.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a tory term. I just coined that you may

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<v Speaker 1>sit everyone. You're welcome, okay. So I was taking my

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<v Speaker 1>glam squad to jingle Ball to the event, Kim and

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<v Speaker 1>Jules also two of my besties Juliana. Because of the

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<v Speaker 1>mishap of the day and timing wise, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>one thing led to another. Got my nails done by Anna.

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<v Speaker 1>My claws are back on. Oh wait, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you guys really like that ASMR moment, so I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go back to it. Was that as good for you

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<v Speaker 1>as it was for me. Round two? You welcome, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm back. Anyway, we had the nails, the clause.

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<v Speaker 1>The timing just didn't work out, which is always and

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<v Speaker 1>Torri's world. Nothing works out, but then it all works out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was supposed to get my toes done by Anna because,

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<v Speaker 1>as I've told everybody, I haven't had a pedicare, like

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<v Speaker 1>a proper pedicure since December, the first week of December

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four. That's right. I'm not proud of this,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, but I'm just saying it's a fact. I

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<v Speaker 1>do click my toenails once in a while, once in

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<v Speaker 1>a while. This is weak. This is really funny. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a first date. I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>a new gynecology and I was like, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they put your feet up in the stirrups, and I

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<v Speaker 1>remember looking before. I'm not kidding. It really was like

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<v Speaker 1>a first date, third date, you know, the home run date.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was going to see a guynecologist. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>an older man, why would he care? But I was

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<v Speaker 1>so nervous about this that I full on, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>took it down of the hardware, made sure I was

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<v Speaker 1>shaved everywhere, make sure everything looked good. I was showered,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I remember I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>my toenails, my feet are gonna be up in the stirrups.

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<v Speaker 1>And think he's going to see that. I have like

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<v Speaker 1>the cutest feet, but like beast like toenails that I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't gotten done in a year. So I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>to oneself, I got to clip those suckers. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I remembered to do that? I didn't. I did

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<v Speaker 1>save the day, and thank goodness, I wore real cute socks.

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<v Speaker 1>And so when they were like take everything off and

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<v Speaker 1>put on this gown, you know, the paper gown, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, this is so weird to the nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, is it okay if I leave my socks on?

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<v Speaker 1>And she just looked at me like wow. In her

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<v Speaker 1>head she's like, uh, okay, you do you boo. But

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, uh yes, and I was like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She has no idea me being the over explainer that

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I wanted to be like, so it's a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't gotten a petticaren here. And I forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>clip my toenails and they're real long, and I'm scared

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor's gonna see them. But instead I thank god

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<v Speaker 1>these nails are click click back. I just said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Anyway, going back to the story, so take

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<v Speaker 1>note from episode one, part one Tangleball. That's I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm not here. It is long story short. Anna

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have time to do my nails because my day

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<v Speaker 1>was backed up. I had to get to Kim's to

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<v Speaker 1>get it, to get my hair colored chopped. I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>that precise short chop that was Tory twenty ten. Ooh

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<v Speaker 1>vowel renewal Yes, uh yep, that was twenty Tennewal and Stella,

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<v Speaker 1>who was tiny, walked me down the aisle. I had

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<v Speaker 1>the highest stilettos on. I wore these Valentino heels that

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<v Speaker 1>were no joke stilettos, kind of stilettos. They had a

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<v Speaker 1>little platform, so yeah, a little platform in the front.

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<v Speaker 1>They were gray and they were satin, and they were

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<v Speaker 1>six motherfucking inches tall. This is back when I could

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<v Speaker 1>walk in heels, you guys, and I proudly walked down

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<v Speaker 1>that aisle and were new my vows for real. But

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<v Speaker 1>on TV it was Tory and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. Liam and Stella were so cute. And

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<v Speaker 1>I had a little white, short, sassy dress on and

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<v Speaker 1>Stella had a little white dress and she like I

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<v Speaker 1>was so tall and she was so tiny. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was like stretching down my chacket, hold on to

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<v Speaker 1>my pinky to walk me down. But I still have

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<v Speaker 1>those photos. And then as we were redoing our vows,

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<v Speaker 1>Liam was up there and because he was like the man,

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<v Speaker 1>man of honor, made of honor, best man, and during it,

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<v Speaker 1>like all our family and friends are there. This is

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<v Speaker 1>on TV if you have back and rewatch it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was adorable. I mean, he was like three ten. He

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<v Speaker 1>would be heves worn seven. You know, I can't do

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<v Speaker 1>math whatever. I'm panting with my fingers right now, proud

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<v Speaker 1>of it. He was three, Stella was two and his

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<v Speaker 1>little pants fell down to was ankles in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the ceremony. That's such as my world, in my

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<v Speaker 1>family's world, and we're proud of it. Were imperfectly perfect. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>back to the story. Didn't get the nails done, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>the toenails, so the toenails, the toenails stayed in the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I feel the need, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>worried you guys are all gonna judge me, because no

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<v Speaker 1>one ever judges me. Feel free again. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>state I have the cutest feet, size six. They're adorable.

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<v Speaker 1>My toes they line up like the perfect elegant like diagonal,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm not one of those people with like a

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<v Speaker 1>long middle toe or like a big thick big toe.

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<v Speaker 1>Like my feet the way they are aligned, it's like artistry.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'd never you know, I have no ego. I

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<v Speaker 1>never toot my own horn, but I'm tooting my feet

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<v Speaker 1>right now because they are good. And yeah, my towenails

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<v Speaker 1>are long as fuck and not okay AnyWho. So then

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<v Speaker 1>I go to Kim get every hair colored, cut, chopped,

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<v Speaker 1>everything's for sise. And then Juliana is like, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>time wise, what is happening? And I'm like, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>We were running late. We had to get in that

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<v Speaker 1>car at five thirty. My iHeart jingle Ball team. They

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<v Speaker 1>had so many talent. They had put in a text

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<v Speaker 1>your uber's ordered it will be there at five point

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<v Speaker 1>thirty sharp. Please make sure you get in the car

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<v Speaker 1>because the uber driver will only wait ten minutes. And

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to disappoint them. I was already running late,

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<v Speaker 1>so I said, understood. So anyway I get here, I

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<v Speaker 1>run in. I'm like sweating balls at this point, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like in the door balls jingle Ball, Oh oh

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<v Speaker 1>brought that back around. So I run the door and Jewles,

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<v Speaker 1>who is always very calm, very kim and Jewles have

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<v Speaker 1>such good energies. That's why they are my soul sisters

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<v Speaker 1>and my humans. And Jewels looks at me, but she

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't get riled up. And she goes, we have fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes to do your makeup, And I said all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, okay, we could do it. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>have never I am so impressed you can check the

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<v Speaker 1>red carpet photos you guys at this point, or my

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<v Speaker 1>videos and pictures online on my social that makeup was

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<v Speaker 1>on point. She did that in fourteen minutes. Anyway, the

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<v Speaker 1>driver arrives and in the middle of it, I run out.

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<v Speaker 1>And I always believe that when you're kind to people

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<v Speaker 1>and you lead with kindness, it opens doors that you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't believe. And I like humans, for the most part,

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<v Speaker 1>nice ones. So I run out and I said, Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I introduced myself. I'm Tori, and I could

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<v Speaker 1>see on the Uber order his name which I couldn't pronounce,

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<v Speaker 1>but I saw the first part of it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>said hi. I said, may I call you Haru? And

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, yes, that's my nickname. Everyone calls me that. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I might be going out of order if you listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the first one. But basically, long story short, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I know after ten minutes you have to leave. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>running a little late, and he was like, basically stop

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<v Speaker 1>right there. He was like, oh please, I have a wife,

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<v Speaker 1>I know all about late. I will not leave you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Haru shout out to Haru one of

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<v Speaker 1>the best Uber drivers Uber black drivers out there. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, like haru, he didn't leave me. He was

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<v Speaker 1>not kidding. He waited. I mean we were only fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes, like getting in the car. But anyway, everything

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<v Speaker 1>comes together. We put it on my outfit, were ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go, couldn't find and then I found my Versachi

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<v Speaker 1>shoes that I got a year ago because I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, I'm feeling good about myself. Shoes for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a collection of heels that I have collected

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<v Speaker 1>since I was like when I first started working, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I started working sixteen, but I didn't wear designer shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>I was all like Doc Martin's back then, and like guess,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Adri, do you remember the guests they

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<v Speaker 1>looked they were like not mules. They looked like a

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<v Speaker 1>cowboy boot in front, but it was like the back

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<v Speaker 1>part there was no way. Yes, slides slides. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a slide in the back and it was a cowboy

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<v Speaker 1>boot in front. My yead totally remember those. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I would wear those, like guess anyway, then you know

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm it wasn't like young famous people now are

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<v Speaker 1>all decked in like designers, Like that wasn't my jam

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<v Speaker 1>I was all in. If you're old like me, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>remember this. I was all I mean, guess was like

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest designer I wore. When I was like a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like that, Oh my god, my hair, right hair, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to fix it. It was like guests, uh

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<v Speaker 1>express limited contempo casuals. Contempo casuals would be like the

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<v Speaker 1>kids like forever twenty one now, but we had it

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day at no Larmer exists. It was

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous anyway. I wasn't wearing like you know, blood seaga

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<v Speaker 1>and like, well later it was, but like not when

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<v Speaker 1>I was young anyway. So basically when I was like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one, i'd say twenty twenty one, that's when I

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<v Speaker 1>started wearing like designer stuff. Maybe a little bit before that, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not really, uh designer pieces and you know I would

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<v Speaker 1>have like amazing things. And then I started collecting shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>so shoes and purses from my jam. I wasn't big

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<v Speaker 1>into like, I don't know, like if I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to spend the money that I worked really hard making.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like the fact that I need felt the

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<v Speaker 1>need to say that because I'm judged so often for

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<v Speaker 1>people being like oh, daddy's money. Like she just like

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<v Speaker 1>was given everything. Like I wasn't that girl, Like my

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<v Speaker 1>dad didn't give me a credit card. I didn't go

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<v Speaker 1>Like I started working at sixteen. They created a bank

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<v Speaker 1>account for me, and like I made all my money

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<v Speaker 1>after that, like it was all my still felt the

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<v Speaker 1>need to say that that's some old trauma I need

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<v Speaker 1>to work on with my therapist. Okay, anyway, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I started collecting shoes and bags and shoes. I'm proud

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<v Speaker 1>I got every heel, not every heel, like a very

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<v Speaker 1>curated collection. I loved heels and really like tall heels,

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<v Speaker 1>and I would have a closet lined with them. I

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<v Speaker 1>had so many designer and designer at this point. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking Versaci, Volentino, Gucci, Prada, all Lubatons, all the vibes,

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy cho like it just keeps going, right. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had so many that a photographer was doing this famous

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<v Speaker 1>shoot and I had this idea because they wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>do a photo of me in my closet because at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, you know, I think I was like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one and twenty two, twenty three. I don't know, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this vision of like in my closet. You have the

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<v Speaker 1>best closet we want. And it was. It was fabulous

0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:08.720
<v Speaker 1>and organized. Thank you Isabelle. I love you. She's still

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<v Speaker 1>here eighty one years old. She's like my second mama. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it looked great. I even had a closet for my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is before I had kids. You guys like, yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>everything changed then, but we I had this idea. I said, well,

0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.280
<v Speaker 1>you always see a celebrity in their closet, like, look

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<v Speaker 1>at my closet, and people still do those and do

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<v Speaker 1>the photos. I got let's do something a little different.

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<v Speaker 1>So I literally I had this beautiful bathtub, like this

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<v Speaker 1>big ass bathtub, and I said, let's put me in there,

0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:50.120
<v Speaker 1>supposedly naked, filling instead of bubbles my shoes. And they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, do you have enough? I was like, do

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<v Speaker 1>I have enough? Oh? Watch me? I had liked over

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<v Speaker 1>two hundred shoes and that those shoes cover me perfectly.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were all my shoes. We have to find that photo. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I had this dream. So some people collect art, I

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<v Speaker 1>collected shoes, and I had this dream that I was

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<v Speaker 1>like one day because I always wanted to be a mom,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm gonna have my girls, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to pass on these heels. Keep in mind I wear

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<v Speaker 1>a six. Keep in mind my baby daddy wears the

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<v Speaker 1>size of fourteen. He has a fourteen inch foot. So

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<v Speaker 1>between me with a six and him with a fourteen,

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<v Speaker 1>the girls outgrew my foot my shoes by the time

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<v Speaker 1>they were like ten. I'm not kidding. They have beautiful feet,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know they're bigger. Yeah. Stella is always like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh well, I get the feet from dad, and I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about that. Whatever. They were a nine, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not huge, but it's it's definitely bigger than my sixes.

0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.359
<v Speaker 1>So I mean I used to like position, like pose

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<v Speaker 1>like Stella and Hattie in my little heels before they

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<v Speaker 1>outgrew the size sixes, and it like just all didn't

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<v Speaker 1>line up. But I was like, okay, great, this didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out. So anyway, had that collection and then I

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<v Speaker 1>had kids, and then cut to now I don't wear heels.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't even walk in heels anymore. I

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<v Speaker 1>used to walk. I mean I could walk in six

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<v Speaker 1>inch heels, I mean strut and not miss a step.

0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'd like to say my balance got thrown

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<v Speaker 1>off with five C sections, which is not a lie,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I'm all the wobbly and it's only because

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<v Speaker 1>of that facts. But yeah, I hung up my heels

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<v Speaker 1>except for events a long time ago, but I still

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<v Speaker 1>have them all packed away in my garage. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I need to make an art in stallation

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in my house with all my heels all that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's at a list. But anyway, Uh, yeah, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>Converse girl, proud of it. I wear sneakers like every day.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, I went to an I Heeard event with

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<v Speaker 1>like a blue cool ball gown because I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to keep saying that and black Converse that's my vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had a moment where I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, I'm gonna wear Converse, and Kivin Jules were like,

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<v Speaker 1>you are absolutely not wearing your black Converce tonight. I'm like, yeah,

0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:35.480
<v Speaker 1>that makes it edgy. I know, kids, I can't say

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<v Speaker 1>edgy anymore. It means something else, edgy whatever. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, no, you're wearing heels. That's when I

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<v Speaker 1>found these versacees that I bought a year ago. Even

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<v Speaker 1>though I'm again so far out of my like heel face.

0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:57.280
<v Speaker 1>But I was like, I deserve a current pair of heels,

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<v Speaker 1>even though everything new is old again. No, everything old

0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.040
<v Speaker 1>is new again. So everything that used to be in

0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:09.359
<v Speaker 1>that I saved for years, like those heels, the different heels,

0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:12.639
<v Speaker 1>the platforms, the wedges, the stilettos, the pointed toe, the

0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.280
<v Speaker 1>square do they all came back so I have them all.

0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:17.720
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I was like, I deserve a new pair.

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<v Speaker 1>So I bought myself black patent leather pointed toe Valentinos

0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.560
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four edition. I bought those, wore them once

0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:30.880
<v Speaker 1>and as I said before, Jewels was trying to help

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<v Speaker 1>me find them. Put them in the bar because that's

0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:37.000
<v Speaker 1>where every pair of good heels should stay, and they've

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<v Speaker 1>never left since, so they were back there with all

0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:44.800
<v Speaker 1>the glasses were anyway, So I'm like, grab the heels,

0:19:45.119 --> 0:19:48.960
<v Speaker 1>put them on, totally ready. We get out that door.

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<v Speaker 1>We get in the car and it was like, Haru,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here, Tory Kim, Jewels, haru, thank you for not

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<v Speaker 1>leaving us. And I'm not kidding. It was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, we got to get there. It was like

0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.359
<v Speaker 1>get me to the Greek moment. Do you remember that

0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:12.359
<v Speaker 1>movie Get Me to the Greek, who was a Russell

0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Brand and Jonahill Get Me to the Greek. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy of airs. Oh my god. The whole night

0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:22.640
<v Speaker 1>was kind of like, get me to the Greek AnyWho.

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<v Speaker 1>So Haru gets us there. Of course there's traffic. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Friday night, it's Los Angeles. We're going downtown. But we

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<v Speaker 1>got there. So we get there. I think Heru, I said,

0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:41.480
<v Speaker 1>you're a lifesaver. He got us here safely, and I

0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:43.800
<v Speaker 1>get out of the car. I think to myself because

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<v Speaker 1>I saw my itinerary and they were like walk the

0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:49.480
<v Speaker 1>press line. You know, they had like times lined up,

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<v Speaker 1>very professional. I was very grateful. Walk the press line.

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<v Speaker 1>Then go to the Gifting Suite. God, I left the

0:20:56.440 --> 0:21:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Gifting Suite. Every you're then you know, you can either

0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:04.040
<v Speaker 1>go to they have like the lounge where it's like

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<v Speaker 1>VIP and all of iHeart, like you know, everyone that

0:21:10.880 --> 0:21:13.720
<v Speaker 1>comes in, like brands that have been involved and people

0:21:13.720 --> 0:21:16.560
<v Speaker 1>that work at iHeart, and it's kind of it's a

0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:20.160
<v Speaker 1>fun networking thing and an atmosphere where you get food,

0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:22.480
<v Speaker 1>you get beverage, and you get Christmas cheer and you

0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.320
<v Speaker 1>can hear the music or so you could do that,

0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:27.399
<v Speaker 1>and everyone has their friends and family there and we

0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:29.760
<v Speaker 1>all say, oh my gosh, wait, what do you do

0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:33.879
<v Speaker 1>for iheart's side? Anyway, I'm a big fan of this

0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:40.359
<v Speaker 1>lounge because last year so jingle Ball twenty twenty four,

0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:45.800
<v Speaker 1>I was in this lounge and at the very end,

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<v Speaker 1>I was leaving and this girl came up to me

0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:50.960
<v Speaker 1>and she said, I'm so sorry. I know you're here

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<v Speaker 1>with your two daughters, and I didn't want to bother you,

0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:58.800
<v Speaker 1>but I'm here with my friends and we're the biggest

0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:01.240
<v Speaker 1>nine or two and ohero fans. And I said, oh

0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:04.480
<v Speaker 1>my god, don't worry. I'm not like that, like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>take it. I always do that. I'm like, let's take

0:22:06.560 --> 0:22:09.000
<v Speaker 1>a picture. Let's do it. And me, I'm always chatting.

0:22:09.440 --> 0:22:11.760
<v Speaker 1>So we take this picture and she goes, I am

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<v Speaker 1>so grateful. If I can ever do anything for you.

0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:18.520
<v Speaker 1>I work with Airbnb, and I said, oh my gosh,

0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I love Airbnb. For big fans. We always use Airbnb.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys do it right. Grateful. She and I exchanged numbers,

0:22:27.240 --> 0:22:31.960
<v Speaker 1>calling it all back. Lead with kindness always. In January,

0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:36.080
<v Speaker 1>when the fires happened in La and we had to evacuate,

0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:42.560
<v Speaker 1>and evacuate fast. Luckily our house was fine. Grateful. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, where are we going to go? I'm loading

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs, the cats, pack a bag, guys grab the

0:22:47.520 --> 0:22:50.800
<v Speaker 1>photo albums. Who knows what's going to happen. And I went,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh. I took a moment. I did a

0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:58.720
<v Speaker 1>deep breath, and then I texted her and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to evacuate, and she goes, I got you.

0:23:03.920 --> 0:23:07.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting like chills, We're gonna cry. She put us

0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:09.800
<v Speaker 1>in touch someone that worked with her. They got on

0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:12.439
<v Speaker 1>the phone and they stayed on the phone while I drove,

0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:16.800
<v Speaker 1>and they found us a place quickly and in Camera Rio,

0:23:17.200 --> 0:23:21.240
<v Speaker 1>which we went and stayed. And anyway, I like to

0:23:21.280 --> 0:23:24.080
<v Speaker 1>believe that everything comes back around and it's good karma,

0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:27.720
<v Speaker 1>even though I don't know it's karma real. Yeah, I

0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:30.800
<v Speaker 1>just shared it's real. So I'm grateful she was there

0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:34.840
<v Speaker 1>for us. Anyway, back to the event. We get out

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<v Speaker 1>of the car and I'm meaning my point person for

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<v Speaker 1>the evening. Her name is Emma Markin, and I'm saying

0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:47.440
<v Speaker 1>her full name because I freaking love this human now.

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:49.480
<v Speaker 1>I told her first of while I get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the car and she was awesome, and I said, I'm

0:23:53.119 --> 0:23:56.000
<v Speaker 1>so sorry, Emma. Yes, may give you a hug. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I'm so sorry we're running late. She

0:24:00.400 --> 0:24:05.680
<v Speaker 1>goes late. She goes, you're right on time, like you

0:24:05.760 --> 0:24:08.200
<v Speaker 1>might even be early for your lineup. And I was like,

0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:11.560
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I was so panicked. She goes, oh no,

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:14.640
<v Speaker 1>she goes, we got this, and I'm like, oh my god,

0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:18.680
<v Speaker 1>I love you already. Basically, I gave a shout out

0:24:18.680 --> 0:24:22.679
<v Speaker 1>to Emma on Instagram with a picture of her, me,

0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Kim and Jowles, and I was like, Emma, welcome to

0:24:26.320 --> 0:24:31.640
<v Speaker 1>the collective. But anyway, I apologize. I said, just in advance.

0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm really fun and I'm I'm gonna make a lot

0:24:36.560 --> 0:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>of jokes and she's like okay, And basically we had

0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:43.480
<v Speaker 1>the same humor, so it all clicked. But of course

0:24:43.520 --> 0:24:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, sorry, you got me. But at the end

0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:49.439
<v Speaker 1>of the night, Emma not sorry, you got me. We

0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:52.760
<v Speaker 1>had the best nights all of us, and she was

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:56.640
<v Speaker 1>on point. She got me in there. So in fact,

0:24:57.480 --> 0:25:00.760
<v Speaker 1>she's like, okay, so we're in go to the red

0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:02.879
<v Speaker 1>carpet or what do you want to do? Do you

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 1>want to go the gifting lound and I'm like, you

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:08.479
<v Speaker 1>know me, I'm like people please, or I'm like what

0:25:08.520 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 1>do they want me to do? And she's like no, no, no,

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 1>this whole night it's kind of structured. As long as

0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:16.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, you do the press line, do all that

0:25:16.440 --> 0:25:18.399
<v Speaker 1>we want to take you, the gifting suite if you

0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:22.480
<v Speaker 1>want to, whatever you want to do. And I said, well,

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I get really nervous, even though you

0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:29.280
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know that with press lines, so let's do that first.

0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:34.480
<v Speaker 1>So my nerves are like huh. So at this point

0:25:34.800 --> 0:25:38.960
<v Speaker 1>where she picks us up underground, we have to walk

0:25:39.320 --> 0:25:43.919
<v Speaker 1>the into it Dome real far to get to where

0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:48.160
<v Speaker 1>the press line is. Now I'm talking real far. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>in mind, I'm in these versatchy heels that I wore

0:25:52.040 --> 0:25:56.080
<v Speaker 1>once a year ago, don't wear heels anymore. And I

0:25:56.240 --> 0:26:03.399
<v Speaker 1>have to walk, which felt in Tory world like a mile. Wait,

0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:05.280
<v Speaker 1>it might have been a mile, it might have been

0:26:05.320 --> 0:26:08.280
<v Speaker 1>even further. And we're hustling. So I'm like, okay, I

0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:10.440
<v Speaker 1>want to get there and do it. And I'm trying

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:14.040
<v Speaker 1>to now keep in mind my two friends and Emma like,

0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:16.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm here with these three girls. I'm a lot older,

0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:19.199
<v Speaker 1>but I'm trying to fit in. I'm cool, you know.

0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Keep in mind, Kim Kim wore Doc Martin's great choice jewels,

0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:31.159
<v Speaker 1>wore like it was kind of like platform boots, high boots,

0:26:31.320 --> 0:26:35.560
<v Speaker 1>badass boots. Emma what was Emma wearing? I mean she

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:38.359
<v Speaker 1>was working it, so she was wearing some short shoes.

0:26:38.440 --> 0:26:45.359
<v Speaker 1>Right here, I am the old asshole wearing these Versachi stilettos,

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:48.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh my god, am I gonna be okay?

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:52.280
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like trying to like walks as we're walking,

0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:54.080
<v Speaker 1>as people go, oh, oh my god, to worry spelling.

0:26:54.080 --> 0:26:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh look, and everyone's pointing, and I'm just like, okay,

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:00.560
<v Speaker 1>I got to look right here, I'm in this winky

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:04.800
<v Speaker 1>swinky No one says that anymore. I'm in this hot

0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:10.040
<v Speaker 1>two piece Boosetts, this dress that's like see through with

0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>these little black booty shorts the show underneath, and these

0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 1>rat ass high Basatchi heels. So I'm trying to like

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:23.920
<v Speaker 1>walk shoulders back, got my chop going, and I'm stumbling,

0:27:24.000 --> 0:27:28.160
<v Speaker 1>you guys, because my headstone a line not like Shakira

0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>and yep, I'm going back to the five sea sections. Everything.

0:27:32.520 --> 0:27:35.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like I'm walking. I'm trying to think what I

0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:39.880
<v Speaker 1>was walking like in my mind, like a clod hopper

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:45.200
<v Speaker 1>that's like a horse reference. Oh, which brings me back

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:48.280
<v Speaker 1>to Chelsea Handler was there and I saw her at

0:27:48.320 --> 0:27:50.400
<v Speaker 1>some point and my girls are like, oh my god,

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:52.720
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea Handler. And I was said, oh, do you know her?

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:54.399
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, do you want to say hi?

0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I said no, no, no, she hates me. I'm scared.

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm terrified. And they said why and I said, well,

0:28:00.160 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 1>in the day, like back in the day when she

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:06.920
<v Speaker 1>had hurt, you know, she had Chelsea Lately, she had

0:28:06.920 --> 0:28:11.639
<v Speaker 1>her talk show. She I said, she used to make

0:28:11.680 --> 0:28:14.160
<v Speaker 1>a joke about me. I want to say, like every week,

0:28:14.600 --> 0:28:17.360
<v Speaker 1>and I could. I was so like, I loved her

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 1>so much. I thought she was so funny. And we

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:23.280
<v Speaker 1>had actually met years before that when I had before

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:27.000
<v Speaker 1>she blew up. When I did my show So Notorious

0:28:27.080 --> 0:28:31.800
<v Speaker 1>loosely based in my life, my two co creators and

0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:35.959
<v Speaker 1>writers and showrunners, Chris Alborghini and Mike Chessler, they were like,

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea Handler, she's this up and coming comedian. Do you

0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:42.880
<v Speaker 1>want to go see her? Because we think she could

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 1>be it to play your best friend in the show.

0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 1>That was loosely based. I played Tori, a version heighten

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 1>version of myself. It was a comedy, single camera, way

0:28:52.200 --> 0:28:55.680
<v Speaker 1>ahead of its time. She'd make a comeback, So no

0:28:57.000 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>two thousand, two point zero, so no two point Anyway,

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:05.560
<v Speaker 1>went to the show. Chelsea was so funny and she

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:08.840
<v Speaker 1>was so cool. We hung out afterwards and I was like,

0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 1>we're good, and then cuts to Chelsea. This was not

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:18.120
<v Speaker 1>my fault, like the network NBC, because then I did

0:29:18.120 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 1>the pilot for NBC and then it went on to

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:24.240
<v Speaker 1>didn't get picked up. They picked up my name. My

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:27.320
<v Speaker 1>name was Earl found out the Kentucky Derby. That's a

0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 1>whole other story. Yeah. I was like, got that call,

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 1>feeling real good about myself, and then I was like,

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, listen, I'm not bitter. My name is Earl.

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 1>A great show, it deserved it. I'm still a little bitter. Anyway,

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:45.360
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't meant to be, but I was like, I

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:48.320
<v Speaker 1>believe in this show and went on to sell it

0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 1>to VH one. It was the first scripted show they

0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 1>ever did. It might have been the last scripted show

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>they ever did because Flavor Flav my boyfriend who I

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 1>love so much, but he was doing a Flavor of Love?

0:30:02.760 --> 0:30:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Was that right where the girl who is the one?

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:08.920
<v Speaker 1>It was a competition love show and basically she told

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:11.080
<v Speaker 1>the producers like, I have to go to the bathroom,

0:30:11.200 --> 0:30:12.960
<v Speaker 1>and they made her stand up there and they were

0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 1>like almost almost you know, we're filming. Took a ship

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 1>up there. Do you remember this, Adrian, Oh my god,

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 1>it looked it up this girl. I feel terrible for her.

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:36.440
<v Speaker 1>It's all over. It went viral they back then, anyway,

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 1>so you see it. Oh yeah, she had explosive diarrheca.

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 1>She was like, I gotta go. She just like she

0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:46.800
<v Speaker 1>was in her defense. She was like, it's a competition show.

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 1>And I was listening to the producer and they said

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 1>just wait wait you know, and I couldn't hold anymore

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:53.760
<v Speaker 1>and they wouldn't. They said, no break, but they didn't know.

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 1>They were thought she probably just had to pee or something.

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 1>They were like, just hold it, were almost done filming.

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Uh anyway, poor thing took a shit up there anyway,

0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:04.720
<v Speaker 1>So that was always my line, like, oh didn't work

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:08.160
<v Speaker 1>at VH one. I guess, you know, just people shitting

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:11.320
<v Speaker 1>themselves as all that works. Who knew I'd go on

0:31:11.400 --> 0:31:16.000
<v Speaker 1>to become friends with favor Flave love him anyway, that

0:31:16.080 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>was a long time ago. What was my point? Bring

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 1>me back? Who knows? One never knows Chelsea Handler. So

0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:28.240
<v Speaker 1>I thought we were all good. And then she went

0:31:28.320 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 1>on to become uber famous, had her own talk show,

0:31:31.680 --> 0:31:34.760
<v Speaker 1>and she would make jokes about me like a lot.

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:38.160
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like once or twice, it was like often,

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:43.080
<v Speaker 1>and self deprecating is my jam because I was like, well,

0:31:43.240 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 1>you can't beat them, join them, and so I was

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 1>always making jokes about myself, which Whitney Cummings, a comedian

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:53.200
<v Speaker 1>who is brilliant and a very good friend of mine.

0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:56.520
<v Speaker 1>She was always like, you know what, so Notorious was

0:31:56.560 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 1>ahead of its time, and it's brilliant, and we're going

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 1>to make that show again. She goes, but we're not

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:04.760
<v Speaker 1>gonna rely on self deprecating humor. She's like, you're bigger

0:32:04.760 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>than that. You've evolved. You don't have to put yourself

0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 1>down to get the joke. Okay, I'm gonna go with that.

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 1>But at the time self deprecating was in, I could

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>take a lot. I had really tough skin. I had

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>no choice because people made fun of me in the

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:23.239
<v Speaker 1>press all the time. And then Chelsea Handler. I was like,

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:28.880
<v Speaker 1>I thought she liked me? What is happening anyway? The

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 1>big thing that always stayed with me and I can't

0:32:31.760 --> 0:32:35.280
<v Speaker 1>ever unhear it. You can unhear words. Be careful what

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 1>you say about people. She called me horse face. Oh yeah, see,

0:32:40.040 --> 0:32:41.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing that back around. I felt like I was

0:32:41.760 --> 0:32:46.280
<v Speaker 1>walking like a clawd hopper, like stomping like a horse. Anyway,

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 1>I saw Chelsea Handler that night and all I could

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:53.200
<v Speaker 1>think is she called me horse face, which self deprecating,

0:32:53.280 --> 0:32:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I could take a joke. She and I didn't have

0:32:56.080 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 1>a conversation, but ooh ok, let's see if we can

0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:06.320
<v Speaker 1>get her on the podcast. That would be amazing because

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:10.960
<v Speaker 1>there's a really good story, which I'm gonna save it

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.200
<v Speaker 1>for when Chelsea and I talk. But anyway, I ended

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:19.280
<v Speaker 1>up doing her show, Chelsea Lately. After do you remember that? Like,

0:33:20.080 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 1>she had her talk show, but then she did a

0:33:22.960 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 1>scripted version of behind the scenes. It was kind of

0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 1>very you know what I'm talking about, After Lately. It

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 1>was called her real writers were there, they had people

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>and it was like behind the scenes, but it was

0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 1>scripted and improv and anyway, they asked me to be

0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:44.600
<v Speaker 1>on it, and I wanted to be like, no, she's

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>so mean to me. But I was like, just like

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:52.720
<v Speaker 1>when they were like and Scream, the first one like, oh, great,

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:56.160
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna make a movie about your life. Well never

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Campbell says, well, my luck, they'll cast Tory smelling. I

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, that's painful. They're saying I'm a bad actress,

0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 1>but I'm going to use that. And I went on

0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 1>to be in Scream too, which was like a famous

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:14.239
<v Speaker 1>move on my part anyway, So I said, oh my god,

0:34:14.320 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 1>she's so mean to me. Absolutely, I'll do it. So

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I went in and they scripted this whole thing and

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 1>it was really funny. She and I had nothing together.

0:34:22.600 --> 0:34:25.000
<v Speaker 1>It was like a celebrity was coming on the show

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:27.920
<v Speaker 1>and behind the scenes and it was the writer's room.

0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:32.040
<v Speaker 1>And at the end, I threw in I don't remember

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:34.960
<v Speaker 1>what it was, we'll have to find it, but you know,

0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Chelsea's not here, Da da dah. And as I'm leaving,

0:34:37.880 --> 0:34:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I said, tell her horse face says hello, and I

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:46.400
<v Speaker 1>saw everyone freeze like and I left and one of

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:48.799
<v Speaker 1>the writers afterwards was like, I was like, yeah, she

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:50.799
<v Speaker 1>called me horse face on her show, and he's like, no,

0:34:50.880 --> 0:34:55.000
<v Speaker 1>I know, and he's like, you're really funny, and I

0:34:55.080 --> 0:35:02.160
<v Speaker 1>was like and self deprecating humor story of my career anyway.

0:35:02.280 --> 0:35:05.760
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I haven't seen her still in all these years,

0:35:06.680 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 1>except with the Bravo boards where I won Autobiography of

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:18.759
<v Speaker 1>the Year and instead of thinking my family, my husband

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 1>or God, I thinked because everyone does that award shows.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:28.799
<v Speaker 1>I thanked all my haters and I think Chelsea and

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 1>she was there, but that's a whole other story anyway.

0:35:32.200 --> 0:35:34.400
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, she was there that night, but I was

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:36.600
<v Speaker 1>scared to say hi. But now I want to say hi,

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:39.680
<v Speaker 1>but like not high. I just want to like have

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:42.839
<v Speaker 1>a conversation on my podcast. I'm going to manifest that.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Going back to getting to the red carpet, I am

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:57.799
<v Speaker 1>trying to hustle on these heels. I'm stomping like a

0:35:57.880 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 1>horse and I'm like, oh my gosh, so my glam

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>My friends, Jewels and Kim link arms with me, but

0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm still walking like and I said, wait, guys, stop stop,

0:36:12.280 --> 0:36:14.920
<v Speaker 1>don't link arms. And I'm like why and I was like,

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 1>we're helping you because these heels are high. I said no,

0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 1>because no one in my life, like someone will be

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:23.760
<v Speaker 1>like Toy's spelling had to be helped by friends because

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:31.120
<v Speaker 1>she was drunk. Meanwhile, stone cold sober. Anyway, so I

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:34.360
<v Speaker 1>wanted to take off the shoes, and I said, guys,

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 1>can can I take off these shoes so we can

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:41.320
<v Speaker 1>friggin walk and run? And I was like, no, to oneself,

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:45.800
<v Speaker 1>next time Haru drives me, take a pair of flipflops.

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 1>And so anyway, they were like, eh, no, no, no, no,

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:53.480
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna walk on these floors that you're gonna get disease.

0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, at this point, you know, you

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 1>don't know how bad and my tone notes are like,

0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:01.160
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't. I listened to them, and I said, oh,

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I wish I had socks. And I looked over and

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 1>I said, wait, as we're walking fast, I was like,

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:10.160
<v Speaker 1>any of the merch places have like fun socks or something. Anyway,

0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:13.480
<v Speaker 1>I stayed in those mofo heels and I got there

0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:16.919
<v Speaker 1>and I was out of breath and my feet were

0:37:17.320 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 1>killing me. And I was like, okay, here we are,

0:37:23.160 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 1>put on your poker face, uh, and let's go do

0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:30.960
<v Speaker 1>the red carpet. And then right before I stepped on

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 1>and was like, are you ready, I'm like yes. And

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, oh god, this dress. It's perfect

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:42.160
<v Speaker 1>for an over the shoulder look and it's see through

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:45.319
<v Speaker 1>except for the black booty shorts ak like full butt

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:48.760
<v Speaker 1>underwear part of the dress. I was like, oh god,

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:52.480
<v Speaker 1>wedgie alert, I got a weggie and I'm like, oh

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:55.480
<v Speaker 1>my god, right cheek it's like going up my crack.

0:37:55.600 --> 0:37:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do. I can't go into

0:37:57.280 --> 0:38:01.320
<v Speaker 1>the red carpet like this. Uh. And then I was like, okay, well,

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>everyone was gonna pick it out. Sorry, this is me.

0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:06.440
<v Speaker 1>And then I went to do it and I remembered

0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:12.799
<v Speaker 1>my claws are back. The dress is super tight. The

0:38:12.840 --> 0:38:16.799
<v Speaker 1>sheer part. Oh my god. I couldn't do it. So

0:38:16.920 --> 0:38:19.759
<v Speaker 1>I had to like I had to knuckle it. I

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 1>had to knuckle that weggie out. But I did it

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:25.600
<v Speaker 1>really quick. In fact, I did so quick. Emma, who

0:38:26.000 --> 0:38:28.200
<v Speaker 1>earlier was like, do you want me to take bts,

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like video behind the scenes, quae. Yes. Uh. Emma

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:35.400
<v Speaker 1>actually captured me pulling my knuckling my wedgie out of

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:39.360
<v Speaker 1>my right butt cheek right as I go onto the

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:42.480
<v Speaker 1>red carpet. Yeah, I have that video. It's on my

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Instagram right now. Anyway, I step onto the red carpet,

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:53.279
<v Speaker 1>shoulders back, you know, got my pose down, doing all

0:38:53.360 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 1>the looks. Usually I talk a lot, like I talk

0:38:56.680 --> 0:38:58.640
<v Speaker 1>to everyone because I see all the same, you know,

0:38:58.680 --> 0:39:02.240
<v Speaker 1>photographers on the press line, the paparazzi, and I always

0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:03.919
<v Speaker 1>want to be like, hi, how are you? Oh wait,

0:39:03.920 --> 0:39:07.319
<v Speaker 1>give me a second, oh that. But I've taken note

0:39:07.360 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 1>lately because when I do that, I'm just giving them

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:14.920
<v Speaker 1>reason to post a photo of me like mid like

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:19.360
<v Speaker 1>my eyes popping out, mid mouth, like oh, you know talking.

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>I've seen celebrities like the A listers, you know what

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:26.960
<v Speaker 1>they do, and I see the videos. They walk, they

0:39:27.000 --> 0:39:31.719
<v Speaker 1>don't talk, They hold their frame, they hold their luck.

0:39:32.360 --> 0:39:35.080
<v Speaker 1>They look one set of photographers, then they go to

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:39.640
<v Speaker 1>the ring down the line. They do their different poses,

0:39:40.080 --> 0:39:43.200
<v Speaker 1>but they don't spend too much time talking to them

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:48.319
<v Speaker 1>because you're just giving them something bad to post. So

0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to learn anyway, I'm doing the red carpet.

0:39:52.840 --> 0:39:55.799
<v Speaker 1>It's uneven. I'm not sure why, but it's red. It's

0:39:55.800 --> 0:40:00.160
<v Speaker 1>a carpet. They were like maybe the electrical chords were underneath,

0:40:00.239 --> 0:40:03.000
<v Speaker 1>probably so they could get lights in for all the

0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:05.920
<v Speaker 1>people doing interviews, like you know, they had the video

0:40:06.000 --> 0:40:09.360
<v Speaker 1>crews there and everything. So I'm trying to walk in

0:40:09.400 --> 0:40:13.800
<v Speaker 1>these black VERSATCHI heels, but I'm like starting to stumble,

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:17.000
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh my god, that's all I need

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 1>is to freaking go down on this red carpet. At

0:40:21.200 --> 0:40:23.239
<v Speaker 1>least I got the wedgie out. But I'm gonna go

0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:25.440
<v Speaker 1>down this red carpet and they're gonna be like, oh

0:40:25.440 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 1>my god, Tori smelling down and out at jingle Ball.

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 1>You can get it down and out in Barbara Hills. God,

0:40:34.400 --> 0:40:37.360
<v Speaker 1>that's an old reference. That's an old movie starting that

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Richard Dreyfus female. Basically, it's about a

0:40:49.840 --> 0:40:53.879
<v Speaker 1>wealthy family in Beverly Hills and they take Nick Nolty. Yes,

0:40:54.640 --> 0:40:56.920
<v Speaker 1>he takes in a homeless man, correct, who ends up

0:40:56.920 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 1>having an affair with his wife. Oh my gosh, I

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:05.279
<v Speaker 1>know exactly. I could see her. She just look at me.

0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, who is the female? Oh, just you know,

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:12.879
<v Speaker 1>just bet, just Bet Middler. I can't Richard Dreyfz Bet

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Middler or Nalty Correct. He was the homeless man that

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:23.960
<v Speaker 1>they made the clean cut. It's, oh my gosh, great movie.

0:41:24.640 --> 0:41:26.359
<v Speaker 1>If you have to, I have to show my kids.

0:41:26.400 --> 0:41:30.960
<v Speaker 1>That movie. That's eighties right, that's old school anyway, I digress.

0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:35.480
<v Speaker 1>So then I'm like in my head, I'm like, I'm

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>going to get these sails off before I go down.

0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't stumble here. But being the good show pony

0:41:43.920 --> 0:41:46.440
<v Speaker 1>I am. Oh see, I brought back that horse of reference.

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:49.400
<v Speaker 1>There you go. That's called a call back people. I'm

0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:56.520
<v Speaker 1>real good. Uh. I finished all the photos through the

0:41:56.560 --> 0:42:03.399
<v Speaker 1>back over the shoulder, did all my interviews really excited,

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 1>talked about jingle Ball, talked about my iHeart family, proud

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:13.480
<v Speaker 1>of my two podcasts, plug this shit out of misspelling

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:18.719
<v Speaker 1>podcast yo, and also told them how Brian, Austin Green

0:42:18.800 --> 0:42:23.160
<v Speaker 1>and I are going to be in Vegas December twenty eighth.

0:42:23.360 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 1>We're doing Brian and Torry after Dark because the Backstreet

0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:33.719
<v Speaker 1>Boys have, you know, their big residency, and we're going

0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:36.839
<v Speaker 1>to be at Voltaire. This is a shameless plug. Yeah,

0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:39.480
<v Speaker 1>it's okay, it's my podcast. We're going to be at

0:42:39.520 --> 0:42:44.839
<v Speaker 1>Voltaire and we are the after party. So that's right.

0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:47.319
<v Speaker 1>I believe it starts at eleven pm. Oh my god,

0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 1>how am I gonna stay awake? Resbleu? Yeah, so Voltaire,

0:42:53.120 --> 0:42:56.680
<v Speaker 1>it's connected. It's the it's a really cool venue because

0:42:56.719 --> 0:42:59.239
<v Speaker 1>it's one of I think the only one of the

0:42:59.239 --> 0:43:03.400
<v Speaker 1>only it's a club atmosphere, but it also has seats,

0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 1>so it's like an immersive experience, full tear, and we're

0:43:09.080 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 1>doing the after Dark. Yeah, we're gonna have some peach cocktails, mocktails.

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:18.399
<v Speaker 1>Brian and I are gonna host it, and we're gonna

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:21.280
<v Speaker 1>have a DJ color Me bad As playing. It's gonna

0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 1>be a night. So if you're in Vegas December twenty eighth,

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:30.000
<v Speaker 1>come check us out. You can go to Voltaire dot com.

0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:33.839
<v Speaker 1>Tickets go on sale pre sale December ninth. Here we

0:43:33.880 --> 0:43:38.359
<v Speaker 1>are okay. Anyhow, so I talked about that the Brian

0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 1>and I are super excited host that night. We're gonna

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:44.719
<v Speaker 1>have all nineties music. Brian and I are gonna like

0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 1>party it up with you. You know, Donna mart't graduated,

0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:52.160
<v Speaker 1>she got drunkard pron So there's gonna be some champagne

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, and it's also our silver wedding anniversary David

0:43:58.920 --> 0:44:02.719
<v Speaker 1>and Donna, Donna, David, what comes first, Chicken or the

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:07.160
<v Speaker 1>head male female alphabetical order briand plus story there you go.

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:12.879
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, it's our twenty fifth wedding anniversary of David

0:44:12.920 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 1>and Donna. They got married on camera the very last

0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 1>episode of nine O two and oh tenth season in

0:44:20.160 --> 0:44:24.080
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and it is twenty twenty five, you guys,

0:44:25.040 --> 0:44:28.360
<v Speaker 1>and start twenty fifth wedding anniversary, which is really cool

0:44:28.480 --> 0:44:33.319
<v Speaker 1>because that's like an iconic There's always monumental anniversaries, right,

0:44:33.440 --> 0:44:38.640
<v Speaker 1>like ten year anniversary, twenty five years. I remember my parents'

0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 1>twenty fifth wedding anniversary and we had family and friends.

0:44:43.600 --> 0:44:47.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. My dad went to SMU and he

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:52.280
<v Speaker 1>was a yell leader before he became a writer, actor

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:58.240
<v Speaker 1>and then producer. So I remember at the twenty fifth

0:44:58.239 --> 0:45:03.399
<v Speaker 1>wedding anniversary of my mom dad SMU, they like came

0:45:03.440 --> 0:45:07.799
<v Speaker 1>out and brought his like yell, like cheer, like they

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 1>had it framed there, like because it was iconic that

0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Aaron Spelling went to SMU and they brought out something

0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 1>and SMU came, I want to say, like the marching

0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.080
<v Speaker 1>band and all that. I don't know. We used to

0:45:19.160 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 1>leave it really fancy life, but he was so grateful

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:26.000
<v Speaker 1>and so proud of going to SMU. And my dad

0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:30.120
<v Speaker 1>is from Dallas, Texas. Anyway, I digress. It is David

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and Donna's twenty fifth wedding anniversary. Lisa got a twenty

0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 1>fifth wedding anniversary on camera, which will live on forever.

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:42.439
<v Speaker 1>Iconic couple Brian Austin Green and I are still best

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:46.600
<v Speaker 1>friends in real life and we raise our families together,

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, so anyway, it's our anniversary year. It's the

0:45:51.239 --> 0:45:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Silver Anniversary and where David and Donna Silver get it,

0:45:53.880 --> 0:46:03.799
<v Speaker 1>get it? Okay. So I finished the red carpet, and

0:46:03.880 --> 0:46:07.640
<v Speaker 1>as soon as I finished the red carpet, I'm like,

0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:10.239
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, these heels have to come off. I

0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:12.840
<v Speaker 1>don't care. I'm gonna walk around barefoot the rest of

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:16.239
<v Speaker 1>the night. So I take the heels off. But I

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:21.279
<v Speaker 1>haven't quite finished the red carpet yet, because I'm like,

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:24.760
<v Speaker 1>still on it. I just moved past the last video interview.

0:46:25.520 --> 0:46:31.320
<v Speaker 1>So of course I take off my shoes and I'm like, oh, cute,

0:46:31.440 --> 0:46:33.760
<v Speaker 1>let's take some photos because I hadn't taken a photo

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:36.200
<v Speaker 1>in the red carpet yet with Kim and jewels, and

0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, come on, girl, let's get in. I'll

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:41.200
<v Speaker 1>just stand on my tippy toes. So I go to

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:44.280
<v Speaker 1>pull my dress up. Hopefully no one got a picture

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 1>of this, but all of a sudden, I look down,

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like the toes, Oh my god, the friggin toes.

0:46:53.440 --> 0:46:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. It all comes back around. Something was

0:46:56.280 --> 0:47:00.400
<v Speaker 1>telling me to clip those toenails. Oh god, before the

0:47:00.400 --> 0:47:02.839
<v Speaker 1>gynecologist that was only a week ago, would have been

0:47:02.880 --> 0:47:08.240
<v Speaker 1>okay anyway, didn't do it. So there they are cutest

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:13.480
<v Speaker 1>feet in the books anyway, but there's the long toenails.

0:47:13.560 --> 0:47:16.440
<v Speaker 1>And people love, you know, wiki feet. They love to

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:20.440
<v Speaker 1>rate celebrities feet. I have a pretty high score. But

0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 1>you know pictures and now people zoom in right, so

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:25.560
<v Speaker 1>if you take a picture of someone and they happen

0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:28.960
<v Speaker 1>to be showing toes, you could like zoom in screenshot it. Anyway.

0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I famously love to make jokes on Misspelling podcast about

0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:38.360
<v Speaker 1>my feet Finder career because this goes back to a

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:42.279
<v Speaker 1>story years ago on Christmas where my son Finn was

0:47:42.360 --> 0:47:45.400
<v Speaker 1>like mom, because I was like, oh, my friend Denis

0:47:45.520 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Richard she joined OnlyFans and he was like OnlyFans, Mom,

0:47:50.040 --> 0:47:54.759
<v Speaker 1>forget it. I was like, oh, you know, and he

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:57.440
<v Speaker 1>was like no way. He's like, you want the real money, mom,

0:47:57.719 --> 0:48:01.120
<v Speaker 1>feet Finder. At the time, I didn't no feet find her.

0:48:01.320 --> 0:48:04.200
<v Speaker 1>It was on Christmas. I've told this story before, and

0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:06.719
<v Speaker 1>it was like we had had a huge Christmas Eve.

0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:10.319
<v Speaker 1>We went all out a full day. I was just

0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna cook dinner and I was like guys, and we're like, nope,

0:48:13.360 --> 0:48:16.520
<v Speaker 1>we'll do it tomorrow. Uh, and we ended up just

0:48:16.640 --> 0:48:21.000
<v Speaker 1>ordering Chinese food. Finn at the time like never looked

0:48:21.040 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 1>up from his phone. I thought, he's not even hearing

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:26.799
<v Speaker 1>this conversation. We were at the other end. It was

0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:31.120
<v Speaker 1>my baby daddy, so my then husband Dean, his son

0:48:31.360 --> 0:48:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Jack Lola, Jack's sister. So we're like the older ones,

0:48:36.280 --> 0:48:37.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, the younger ones are kind of sitting down

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:39.839
<v Speaker 1>the other end of the table. They weren't that young

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:45.280
<v Speaker 1>that this was just in twenty twenty three. Uh nope,

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:50.160
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty two. I'm a date girl anyway. Uh yeah,

0:48:50.040 --> 0:48:52.719
<v Speaker 1>when we thought they don't hear anything, and that's when

0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:55.279
<v Speaker 1>he like looks up. He followed. The whole conversation was

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:57.400
<v Speaker 1>like feet find her, mom, that's the way you make

0:48:57.440 --> 0:49:00.040
<v Speaker 1>all your money. That was a fun night because I

0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:02.959
<v Speaker 1>I went down a deep rabbit hole a feet finder

0:49:02.960 --> 0:49:04.680
<v Speaker 1>because I didn't even know what it was. But I

0:49:04.680 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 1>always make a joke now because of that story. On

0:49:07.080 --> 0:49:10.520
<v Speaker 1>my podcast like ooh, all's fails, I'll have my feet

0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:13.719
<v Speaker 1>Finder career. Oh, I can always have feet Finder. And

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:15.680
<v Speaker 1>then I always ask like guests like do you know

0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:17.600
<v Speaker 1>feed finder? And most of them are like no, what's

0:49:17.600 --> 0:49:21.839
<v Speaker 1>feet finder? So it's this running joke in my life.

0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:24.320
<v Speaker 1>And then we cut to my toes on a huge

0:49:24.560 --> 0:49:28.880
<v Speaker 1>giant jingle Ball twenty twenty five red carpet. Cut to

0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:32.799
<v Speaker 1>my toes, the long ass claw like and not good

0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:39.080
<v Speaker 1>claus like these just like unquaffed, long, jinky toenails. So

0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, well I loved you

0:49:42.480 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>ever Adri there at the time, I did not notice.

0:49:45.040 --> 0:49:47.920
<v Speaker 1>To be honest, I really didn't. I noticed you were

0:49:48.160 --> 0:49:52.720
<v Speaker 1>my toenails. They did not notice any terrible looking toes.

0:49:53.920 --> 0:50:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Really correct, Well, I was like, oh my toenails, my toes,

0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:05.759
<v Speaker 1>And then you and I made the joke like, well

0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:13.840
<v Speaker 1>there goes my feet finder career. God, now I feel

0:50:13.920 --> 0:50:16.560
<v Speaker 1>compelled to take a picture and show the world. I

0:50:16.560 --> 0:50:19.160
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't do that. Nope, nope, nope, nope. You know what

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:23.680
<v Speaker 1>feet Finder? They have like niche markets, like people are like, oh,

0:50:23.920 --> 0:50:27.560
<v Speaker 1>you know like fetishes, like oh we like dirty feet,

0:50:27.880 --> 0:50:32.160
<v Speaker 1>We like you know some weird ass shit. I'm sure

0:50:32.480 --> 0:50:35.279
<v Speaker 1>there's like long toenail ones on there. In fact, I'll

0:50:35.280 --> 0:50:40.520
<v Speaker 1>look this up after right, but we want to know

0:50:40.560 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 1>that I have to get a pedicure. That's the message

0:50:43.600 --> 0:50:47.760
<v Speaker 1>here is I need to get an actual pedicure. It'll

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:52.799
<v Speaker 1>be my yearly pedicure. It is December twenty twenty five. Anyway,

0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:56.160
<v Speaker 1>this all works out. We go to the gifting suite

0:50:56.480 --> 0:50:58.040
<v Speaker 1>and Emma so and I. She's like, you know what,

0:50:58.080 --> 0:50:59.919
<v Speaker 1>don't worry. If you don't want to do the gifting,

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:03.120
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to do it. And I said, no, no, no,

0:51:03.280 --> 0:51:06.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, all these like companies are here and it's

0:51:07.000 --> 0:51:10.840
<v Speaker 1>really nice and it helps them out if you promote

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 1>them and like take a picture with the things they're

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:15.200
<v Speaker 1>they're giving you a to you for free, which is

0:51:15.239 --> 0:51:20.080
<v Speaker 1>super kind. So I always do the gifting suite. This one,

0:51:20.560 --> 0:51:26.000
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, was the best yet. iHeart O the

0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:29.799
<v Speaker 1>lineup you had. All I'm gonna say is something told

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:33.000
<v Speaker 1>me like I really wanted to go get a cocktail

0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 1>with my it's mom's night out. I wanted to go

0:51:35.040 --> 0:51:37.799
<v Speaker 1>to the lounge and have like a drink because we

0:51:37.840 --> 0:51:40.360
<v Speaker 1>haven't had one drink yet. Right, just one drink with

0:51:40.440 --> 0:51:44.480
<v Speaker 1>my girls and have our night out. But something really

0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:46.600
<v Speaker 1>told me I got to do this gifting suite. Glad

0:51:46.600 --> 0:51:50.400
<v Speaker 1>I did it because I walk in, I screamed. I

0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:59.480
<v Speaker 1>squealed the first table. I see Skibbity Toilet, Adrian, this

0:51:59.520 --> 0:52:02.759
<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean think to us, but Skibbity Toilet is like

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:08.600
<v Speaker 1>the biggest thing for the kids, like the teens. Oh

0:52:08.640 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 1>my god, so Skimmity Toilet had this even start. I

0:52:12.080 --> 0:52:14.200
<v Speaker 1>don't really know, but my kids used to prank me,

0:52:14.760 --> 0:52:17.560
<v Speaker 1>and before it was like big, like it's the cartoon.

0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:21.880
<v Speaker 1>It's basically like a toilet and like a superhero like

0:52:21.960 --> 0:52:25.080
<v Speaker 1>guy like coming out of the toilet and it's like

0:52:25.160 --> 0:52:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Skimbity Toilet and he saves the day. And it's not

0:52:28.480 --> 0:52:31.000
<v Speaker 1>not that it's not peac like. Even the kids know it,

0:52:31.080 --> 0:52:34.279
<v Speaker 1>the young kids, So I don't know. Anyway, it's all

0:52:34.280 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 1>the rage. I believe they have short cartoons. Anyway, come

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:40.640
<v Speaker 1>to find out, Michael, it's so huge and it's taken

0:52:40.680 --> 0:52:44.640
<v Speaker 1>off so big that Michael Bay is making the Skibbity

0:52:44.680 --> 0:52:47.719
<v Speaker 1>Toilet movie. This is how I come to find out.

0:52:48.080 --> 0:52:51.120
<v Speaker 1>So I see Skimby Toilet, I already felt bad that

0:52:51.200 --> 0:52:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I was leaving my kids for the night, and bo

0:52:53.200 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 1>is so bummed, and I was just like a bingo

0:52:57.719 --> 0:53:02.279
<v Speaker 1>like Skibbity toilet, I'm gonna this. Wow, this is going

0:53:02.320 --> 0:53:06.400
<v Speaker 1>to be everything. So, I mean, I used to not

0:53:06.520 --> 0:53:08.640
<v Speaker 1>know this when it first started. The kids like they

0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:10.920
<v Speaker 1>always want to get the parents because we're old and

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:14.160
<v Speaker 1>not cool to say words that they like do it.

0:53:14.360 --> 0:53:17.439
<v Speaker 1>So they'd be like, oh, skibby toilet. But they didn't

0:53:17.440 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 1>say that to me. They tried to convince me. One

0:53:23.560 --> 0:53:28.360
<v Speaker 1>of our friends. She literally they told me that was

0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:31.000
<v Speaker 1>her middle name is Skibvity, because they wanted me to

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:34.279
<v Speaker 1>say her full name was Skibbty so they could all

0:53:34.280 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 1>punk me and then go and be like I didn't know.

0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, that's an unfortunate middle name, Skivity.

0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:45.360
<v Speaker 1>That's weird that family name, Like, where'd that come from? Skibvity,

0:53:45.840 --> 0:53:48.320
<v Speaker 1>Like she has such a beautiful first and last name

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:52.000
<v Speaker 1>like Scivity. Okay, so I said it for a good

0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:54.640
<v Speaker 1>long time, you guys, I thought that girl's name and

0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:58.839
<v Speaker 1>she's like a close friend and family like to us,

0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I thought our middle was Skibbney. Anyhow, so I go

0:54:04.280 --> 0:54:07.000
<v Speaker 1>up and I say, oh my god, I'm Tory. I

0:54:07.040 --> 0:54:09.279
<v Speaker 1>meet Dylan who works with Skimby Toilet. They have a

0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:11.400
<v Speaker 1>whole product line. Now I think it's a target. It's like,

0:54:11.480 --> 0:54:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where it is, but literally it's entire

0:54:14.000 --> 0:54:17.319
<v Speaker 1>product line. They had calendars, they had all the characters.

0:54:17.920 --> 0:54:21.320
<v Speaker 1>They literally had small ones. They had big like Transformer

0:54:21.480 --> 0:54:27.080
<v Speaker 1>giant ones. And I was like, oh my god, coloring books, everything.

0:54:27.600 --> 0:54:29.720
<v Speaker 1>I said, Dylan, you have no idea. Oh my god,

0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I my kid's favorite. And he's like, oh cool, thank you.

0:54:34.440 --> 0:54:37.200
<v Speaker 1>And I said, oh my son, bo I said. He

0:54:37.239 --> 0:54:39.759
<v Speaker 1>said who's his favorite character? And I said, oh my god,

0:54:40.000 --> 0:54:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just know Skibbey Toilet. And I said,

0:54:42.560 --> 0:54:45.000
<v Speaker 1>excuse me, do you mind if I call him? Yes,

0:54:45.040 --> 0:54:46.880
<v Speaker 1>he's eight and he has a phone, feel free to

0:54:46.960 --> 0:54:52.160
<v Speaker 1>judge me. So a text in him instead and I say,

0:54:52.239 --> 0:54:56.080
<v Speaker 1>who is your favorite character from Skibbity Toilet? And he

0:54:56.120 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 1>wrote back, cameraman Why. I said, don't worry about it.

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:03.720
<v Speaker 1>I'll be home in a couple hours. Be a good boy.

0:55:04.640 --> 0:55:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Santa's watching anyway, I say, cameraman and Dylan goes, ooh god.

0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:15.399
<v Speaker 1>He goes because they're giving everyone these like small figurines, right,

0:55:15.560 --> 0:55:18.479
<v Speaker 1>like figures, Action figures, and he's like, oh my god,

0:55:18.640 --> 0:55:22.000
<v Speaker 1>everyone loves that one. I just gave out the last

0:55:22.040 --> 0:55:24.800
<v Speaker 1>one and I was like, oh, it's okay, it's okay,

0:55:24.840 --> 0:55:28.160
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, you know, he was like no,

0:55:28.239 --> 0:55:30.640
<v Speaker 1>He's like, I really like your energy, and I'm an

0:55:30.760 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 1>energy person. I said I like your energy too, and

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:35.960
<v Speaker 1>he's like, and you're really nice. And I was like thanks,

0:55:36.000 --> 0:55:39.560
<v Speaker 1>so are you, and he goes, well, I'm telling you guys.

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:43.960
<v Speaker 1>It was like two feet three feet this giant cameraman

0:55:45.000 --> 0:55:48.360
<v Speaker 1>just sitting at his like gifting table and he's like,

0:55:50.080 --> 0:55:54.880
<v Speaker 1>here's cameraman. And I said this one. What and he goes,

0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:59.239
<v Speaker 1>take it home. Be the hero that you are. Oh

0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:01.600
<v Speaker 1>my god, blew my mind. Of course, for like a

0:56:01.600 --> 0:56:03.920
<v Speaker 1>good two months, I'd be like I can't take this.

0:56:04.120 --> 0:56:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't I'm not worth it. Oh my god, I

0:56:06.040 --> 0:56:09.759
<v Speaker 1>feel bad. And he was like, no, take it. And

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 1>so I'm like, all right, fine, you don't have to

0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:15.040
<v Speaker 1>ask tell me twice. He told me like seven times.

0:56:15.080 --> 0:56:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Could I say no, no, no, I can't take it. No, no, no,

0:56:17.520 --> 0:56:21.400
<v Speaker 1>I can't take it. Okay? So I took it. Giant

0:56:22.000 --> 0:56:24.799
<v Speaker 1>got it didn't have heels on. I couldn't have walked

0:56:24.840 --> 0:56:27.960
<v Speaker 1>with that thing. That's how massive it was. My kids

0:56:28.000 --> 0:56:30.680
<v Speaker 1>love the word massive. They try to make me say massive,

0:56:30.880 --> 0:56:37.640
<v Speaker 1>massive whatever. Anyway, he says to me, how many kids

0:56:37.719 --> 0:56:40.360
<v Speaker 1>you have and I said five. They're such huge fans

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:43.480
<v Speaker 1>and he goes So that's when he told me Michael

0:56:43.480 --> 0:56:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Bay is doing like it's the cartoon the Shorts, but

0:56:48.160 --> 0:56:51.840
<v Speaker 1>he's making a live action Skimpy Toilet movie. And he

0:56:51.960 --> 0:56:54.719
<v Speaker 1>did Transformers back in the day, and he's seeing it

0:56:54.800 --> 0:56:59.000
<v Speaker 1>as like the new model for like Transformers, then Skimpy

0:56:59.160 --> 0:57:03.080
<v Speaker 1>Toilet is the day. And I was like, that is brilliant,

0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:06.080
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, do you want to come to

0:57:06.120 --> 0:57:08.200
<v Speaker 1>the Michael based studios and bring the kids and get

0:57:08.239 --> 0:57:10.920
<v Speaker 1>behind the scenes, like, come see what's going on for

0:57:10.960 --> 0:57:13.480
<v Speaker 1>the day. They can see people actually doing the cartoons

0:57:13.480 --> 0:57:16.960
<v Speaker 1>sketching Skibby Toilet it's going to come out. And I said,

0:57:17.600 --> 0:57:20.760
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I said, wow, are you really trying

0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:24.680
<v Speaker 1>to make me a hero? Yes, so I'm happy to

0:57:24.720 --> 0:57:26.600
<v Speaker 1>say that the kids and I are going to go

0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:28.720
<v Speaker 1>do that in the new year. So I'm super sorry

0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:32.240
<v Speaker 1>to pumped. Anyway. Other notable things I got to see

0:57:32.280 --> 0:57:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Thrive Cosmetics. There were a great cause love them. Oh

0:57:38.760 --> 0:57:40.840
<v Speaker 1>my gosh, there were so many. Oh the fart book.

0:57:40.960 --> 0:57:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the fart book. The most talented fart are

0:57:46.040 --> 0:57:48.760
<v Speaker 1>Ruthanne always gets mad because she was like, stop always

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:51.760
<v Speaker 1>talking about farts and poop. And I'm like, I'm like

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 1>a five year old. I love talking about farts and poop. Sorry.

0:57:55.080 --> 0:57:59.480
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I took a picture with them. Love that

0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:02.360
<v Speaker 1>brought that home. Bo has not stopped. You push the

0:58:02.360 --> 0:58:04.640
<v Speaker 1>button and it farts as you tell the story. He

0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:09.760
<v Speaker 1>loves the book, Thank you, and I believe Michael Rosenbaum

0:58:10.120 --> 0:58:14.160
<v Speaker 1>wrote that so really cool. Anyway, there's so many other

0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:16.560
<v Speaker 1>good things. I got to make a charm bracelet. I

0:58:16.600 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 1>really had fun doing that. Got to see a lot

0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:20.919
<v Speaker 1>of things. And then all of a sudden, before we're

0:58:21.320 --> 0:58:24.120
<v Speaker 1>kind of near the end, I look over and Elf

0:58:24.240 --> 0:58:29.000
<v Speaker 1>on the shelf is there. Oh my god, oh let's

0:58:29.000 --> 0:58:32.200
<v Speaker 1>bring this home. So I walk over and I say

0:58:32.240 --> 0:58:36.320
<v Speaker 1>to them, oh my gosh, you have no idea. I

0:58:36.360 --> 0:58:38.800
<v Speaker 1>am such a huge fan. You have been part of

0:58:38.840 --> 0:58:43.360
<v Speaker 1>our history, of our tradition. Every year, I love slash

0:58:43.440 --> 0:58:45.280
<v Speaker 1>hate you. And she looks at me and she goes,

0:58:45.680 --> 0:58:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I understand, and I'm like, oh, my god. I said,

0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:51.680
<v Speaker 1>do you have a minute because you're dealing with a

0:58:51.680 --> 0:58:53.720
<v Speaker 1>lot of people, and she's like, it's near the end

0:58:53.720 --> 0:58:56.160
<v Speaker 1>of the night. She's like please, and I said, I

0:58:56.560 --> 0:59:00.760
<v Speaker 1>just got a vent to someone. So Mike I was like,

0:59:01.480 --> 0:59:03.360
<v Speaker 1>go big or go home. I said, I have five

0:59:03.480 --> 0:59:07.440
<v Speaker 1>kids eighteen to eight. And I said, when I started

0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:12.080
<v Speaker 1>this all I went big. It's like birthday parties. I

0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:14.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't know I was going to have five kids. I

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:17.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't know i'd be fifty two and exhausted. I didn't

0:59:17.400 --> 0:59:20.440
<v Speaker 1>know that I would have to live up to what

0:59:20.640 --> 0:59:24.280
<v Speaker 1>I created. So I used to di why the shit

0:59:24.360 --> 0:59:26.640
<v Speaker 1>out of that? Back in the day when Liam still in,

0:59:26.640 --> 0:59:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Finn and Hattie were a little I mean, I went

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:32.600
<v Speaker 1>balls to the wall that would it would be the

0:59:32.640 --> 0:59:36.080
<v Speaker 1>most creative thing, and I had fun doing it. I

0:59:36.160 --> 0:59:41.919
<v Speaker 1>love creating a story, so I would go all out

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 1>and I would create the craziest best DIY things. I

0:59:46.520 --> 0:59:49.400
<v Speaker 1>remember last one year, I like baked the mesal lasagnia

0:59:49.440 --> 0:59:52.840
<v Speaker 1>because I'm famous for making lasagna, and I put the

0:59:52.880 --> 0:59:55.880
<v Speaker 1>recipe no no elves harmed in the making hand lasagna

0:59:56.040 --> 0:59:58.360
<v Speaker 1>like the oven was not on. But I made up

0:59:58.400 --> 1:00:00.960
<v Speaker 1>an elf recipe for Lassana, of course, it was all

1:00:01.000 --> 1:00:03.800
<v Speaker 1>instead of the savory, it was sugar. Like I'm telling you,

1:00:04.080 --> 1:00:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I felt long and hard about these not This is

1:00:07.160 --> 1:00:09.480
<v Speaker 1>what's fun for me is I never thought any of

1:00:09.480 --> 1:00:12.280
<v Speaker 1>them out. I would literally wait for the kids to

1:00:12.320 --> 1:00:18.400
<v Speaker 1>go to bed and I would be like, brain on creativity, Hi,

1:00:19.040 --> 1:00:21.840
<v Speaker 1>let's go, and I would just walk in and look

1:00:21.920 --> 1:00:24.320
<v Speaker 1>around and see what came to me. And it was

1:00:24.360 --> 1:00:27.920
<v Speaker 1>part of the fun for me was improving basically. I

1:00:27.920 --> 1:00:30.760
<v Speaker 1>love improv and acting basically, so I was like, let's

1:00:30.760 --> 1:00:33.880
<v Speaker 1>go with it anyway. So I start to tell her.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, now, Bo, who is eight, the older kids

1:00:38.240 --> 1:00:40.960
<v Speaker 1>have taken over. I have handed them the elf baton

1:00:41.920 --> 1:00:45.200
<v Speaker 1>and they're my girls are doing all this creative like

1:00:45.280 --> 1:00:48.520
<v Speaker 1>do I whys? And really cute because you know they

1:00:48.560 --> 1:00:50.919
<v Speaker 1>came out of utero basically do I wy? And their

1:00:50.920 --> 1:00:54.320
<v Speaker 1>crafters a hurt and I said, my boys, though, oh

1:00:54.360 --> 1:00:58.800
<v Speaker 1>my god, they will do some like not appropriate, funny

1:00:58.880 --> 1:01:01.120
<v Speaker 1>dirty things that you know, my eight year old and

1:01:01.200 --> 1:01:03.880
<v Speaker 1>like their in Ternald thinking like funny and I'm like,

1:01:03.960 --> 1:01:06.200
<v Speaker 1>poor Bo. She goes, oh my god, I've heard the

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<v Speaker 1>craziest stories. So we swapped stories. I was like they

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<v Speaker 1>did this one. I was kind of dirty they did

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<v Speaker 1>this one. And then she's like, oh, I've had parents

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<v Speaker 1>tell me that they came down and their teenager, like

1:01:19.440 --> 1:01:21.400
<v Speaker 1>their ninth year olds, had done this for the little one.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god. So we're laughing. Long

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<v Speaker 1>story short, She's like, do you want anything? And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my gosh. And this time I said

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<v Speaker 1>yes to the elf. I was like, lay it on

1:01:33.080 --> 1:01:35.360
<v Speaker 1>me because I'm gonna go home and bow. Oh my gosh.

1:01:36.000 --> 1:01:37.920
<v Speaker 1>I was already feeling pretty good because I, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we had gotten all this like skippity toilet. So by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, we have like old school elves. Wow, the

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<v Speaker 1>sun just changed. We have old school elves. So we've

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<v Speaker 1>had the same elves for years. Like I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>there was new stuff this year. Elf mates, the ones

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<v Speaker 1>they can touch, my god, you don't have to put

1:01:57.640 --> 1:02:00.880
<v Speaker 1>some in sugar mixture. My poor our elves have like

1:02:01.240 --> 1:02:03.720
<v Speaker 1>they've been touched so many times that came off wrong,

1:02:04.440 --> 1:02:07.280
<v Speaker 1>and you always have to, like the kid touches them

1:02:07.280 --> 1:02:09.600
<v Speaker 1>to get their magic back, you have to like put

1:02:09.640 --> 1:02:12.160
<v Speaker 1>cinnamon and sugar and mix them up and then they

1:02:12.160 --> 1:02:15.760
<v Speaker 1>get their magic back. But tradition I couldn't change it

1:02:15.800 --> 1:02:19.320
<v Speaker 1>down our elves because we've had them forever. So they

1:02:19.360 --> 1:02:22.880
<v Speaker 1>have like brown stained collars from cinnamon and like all

1:02:22.920 --> 1:02:25.479
<v Speaker 1>this stuff. But I didn't know they make new ones.

1:02:25.480 --> 1:02:29.240
<v Speaker 1>Now there's like elf babies, there's the Frosty, the snowman.

1:02:29.320 --> 1:02:32.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we have this dog, we have the fox,

1:02:32.320 --> 1:02:36.160
<v Speaker 1>we have whatever. But yeah, anyway, all this fun new stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So but was super psyched to get all that. So

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<v Speaker 1>do that and then I'm walking and I know, like God,

1:02:43.880 --> 1:02:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to walk back out of here at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the night. I cannot put these shoes

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<v Speaker 1>back on. I don't know what I'm gonna do. And

1:02:50.600 --> 1:02:54.080
<v Speaker 1>it's like magic happened, you know, I believe in signs.

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<v Speaker 1>Right before I'm leaving, I heard says, oh, do you

1:02:59.200 --> 1:03:03.360
<v Speaker 1>mind doing one picture with the tree, And I believe

1:03:03.400 --> 1:03:05.680
<v Speaker 1>it was the Capital One tree that sponsored that worked

1:03:05.680 --> 1:03:11.400
<v Speaker 1>with iHeart and sponsored, and they said it socks, fuzzy socks.

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<v Speaker 1>All we need is a picture of you, like posing

1:03:14.600 --> 1:03:21.000
<v Speaker 1>with the sock. Oh, what bring it back around? I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, gladly anything from my iHeart family. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I took that sock. Oh look at me, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's days later. I'm still wearing these fuzzy socks. Don't worry,

1:03:33.720 --> 1:03:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I wash them. You're right anyway, Oh my god, the

1:03:37.120 --> 1:03:41.440
<v Speaker 1>best fuzzy socks ever. Anyway, I put those fuzzy socks

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<v Speaker 1>on and I was able to leave. We did go

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<v Speaker 1>down to the lounge. We did have I never do shots.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually, because I was with my girls, we had

1:03:53.640 --> 1:04:01.600
<v Speaker 1>tequila shots silver Blanco. Oh, silver wedding anniversary. Uh. I

1:04:01.680 --> 1:04:05.520
<v Speaker 1>never do tequila. Nothing good comes from tequila. I've learned

1:04:05.560 --> 1:04:08.400
<v Speaker 1>that in the past that I stopped, but we did.

1:04:08.640 --> 1:04:12.680
<v Speaker 1>We had two tequila shots with a spray back. I'm like,

1:04:12.720 --> 1:04:15.040
<v Speaker 1>is that a thing? I only know pickle back? But

1:04:15.120 --> 1:04:18.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't go out Anyway, The girls and I had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time, and I wore my socks easily walk

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<v Speaker 1>back to the car. And that was our night. What

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful night. And in fact, for someone who was

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<v Speaker 1>like originally like I'm gonna go alone, be there for

1:04:38.000 --> 1:04:41.040
<v Speaker 1>my iHeart family. I'm gonna walk that red carpet, do

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<v Speaker 1>my press interviews, and then just go back home. I

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<v Speaker 1>went from that to as we were leaving the lounge,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard someone say, night, Torri, you're closing the place

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<v Speaker 1>dan On grants. It was only eleven o'clock. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like it's crazy late. My girls and I we went out.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a mo night out and we closed the

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<v Speaker 1>place down. And then I was like, oh, these black feathers,

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<v Speaker 1>God be really careful with these. And I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's eleven o'clock. Better get home before midnight. Who knows

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<v Speaker 1>what those feathers would have turned into. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>imagine the feathers. Don't feed them after midnight. Ooh, it

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<v Speaker 1>would turn into like vulture. Now I have no in there.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, we got to get home before

1:05:35.000 --> 1:05:37.000
<v Speaker 1>midnight at that but I was like, we gotta get

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<v Speaker 1>home before midnight because I don't know. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like Cinderella at the ball, like what happens the pumpkin disappears,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, the shoes had already disappeared. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, who knows if we don't get home

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<v Speaker 1>before midnight. I mean there's that version like the Cinderella,

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<v Speaker 1>like I gotta get home before midnight because everything goes

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<v Speaker 1>away and I'm the bell of the ball. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>get it, I'm bringing it back. And then I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, I always have to make like a Gremlins reference.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to go dark. I couldn't just be

1:06:05.880 --> 1:06:08.440
<v Speaker 1>bright light. I had to go dark afterwards. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, these feathers, who knows what happens if

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<v Speaker 1>you feed them after midnight? So we left. We got

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<v Speaker 1>home before midnight, and I did have Tacoba. I took off.

1:06:20.120 --> 1:06:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I took off the dress. Don't worry, Janie, the one

1:06:22.200 --> 1:06:25.080
<v Speaker 1>of a kind piece, I took it off. I got cozy,

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<v Speaker 1>kept on my cozy socks. Oh you know what I wore.

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<v Speaker 1>I wore Gia Judice, her uh, her swag, her merch line,

1:06:36.560 --> 1:06:40.240
<v Speaker 1>her sweatshirt that they also had there. I wore that

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<v Speaker 1>because I ended up wearing that when I got home,

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<v Speaker 1>and that hoodie is brilliant so soft love it anyway, Gia,

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<v Speaker 1>y owe me for that bloog. Just kidding. I love

1:06:51.760 --> 1:06:57.360
<v Speaker 1>your mom, you know, but literally, I was so happy

1:06:57.840 --> 1:07:00.600
<v Speaker 1>my kids were still up. We ended up putting on

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know why, but we sat there we

1:07:04.640 --> 1:07:07.800
<v Speaker 1>ate taco Bell, dressed in my cozy socks from Capital One,

1:07:07.840 --> 1:07:11.480
<v Speaker 1>and iHeart my hooded sweatshirt. Hooded sweatshirt, take that back,

1:07:11.760 --> 1:07:16.800
<v Speaker 1>my hoodie and all the other kids were like, we're tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Finn stayed up with me and we watched Liar Liar.

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<v Speaker 1>That is old school, such a good movie, and Finn,

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<v Speaker 1>it's nice, Like my life's so hectic right now. The

1:07:30.720 --> 1:07:33.800
<v Speaker 1>kids have their friends and it's nice. Sometimes we're all

1:07:33.920 --> 1:07:36.680
<v Speaker 1>we move as a unit because we have to. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get to spend individual time with every single kids

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<v Speaker 1>often in I would like So that night everyone else

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<v Speaker 1>went to bed. Bo was asleep already, so he got

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<v Speaker 1>the reveal the next day skimpy toilet and Elf on

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<v Speaker 1>the shelf and all the stuff I brought home with him,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, this is the best. The next

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<v Speaker 1>morning he goes he got his cameraman, the giant one,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, Mom, this is the best day of

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<v Speaker 1>my life. Like yes, but anyway, Phinn and then I

1:08:00.320 --> 1:08:03.000
<v Speaker 1>connect and we watch Liar Liar and they know Jim

1:08:03.080 --> 1:08:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Carrey and they love him, you know, they know him

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<v Speaker 1>from the Grunch and I'm like, we're gonna go way back.

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<v Speaker 1>So I took him back. We watched Liar Liar together

1:08:10.680 --> 1:08:14.080
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, Mom, it's a really good movie. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's her mom's day. Yeah, bringing it all back bye,