Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio Podcast. Okay back part two,
Speaker 1: Oh it sounded fancy? Part two of My Wild jingle
Speaker 1: Ball twenty twenty five nights. I'll do some refreshers so
Speaker 1: you can keep up with the crazy story that is
Speaker 1: my life. So it all came together. If you listen
Speaker 1: to part one, you know, if you haven't, what are
Speaker 1: you waiting for? Listen to part one and then listen
Speaker 1: to this because the night goes on. Okay, So long
Speaker 1: story short, everything came together. It was the almost the
Speaker 1: fashion that wasn't fashionable. It was the dress, missap. It
Speaker 1: was the red dress didn't work. I looked like a
Speaker 1: bell with boobs on top. It was like a wedding
Speaker 1: cake topper that no one wants. That almost didn't work out. Jane,
Speaker 1: my friend and fashion per, saved the day with a
Speaker 1: black outfit with feathers coming out of it. We still
Speaker 1: can't agree if it's a bootier corset, Adrian, which is
Speaker 1: it boostie r corset? I like there one in the
Speaker 1: same right? Are they big fashion nista that I am?
Speaker 1: Here we go? So I was wearing my boosset bootie corset.
Speaker 1: That's a tory term. I just coined that you may
Speaker 1: sit everyone. You're welcome, okay. So I was taking my
Speaker 1: glam squad to jingle Ball to the event, Kim and
Speaker 1: Jules also two of my besties Juliana. Because of the
Speaker 1: mishap of the day and timing wise, it was like
Speaker 1: one thing led to another. Got my nails done by Anna.
Speaker 1: My claws are back on. Oh wait, I feel like
Speaker 1: you guys really like that ASMR moment, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go back to it. Was that as good for you
Speaker 1: as it was for me. Round two? You welcome, okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm back. Anyway, we had the nails, the clause.
Speaker 1: The timing just didn't work out, which is always and
Speaker 1: Torri's world. Nothing works out, but then it all works out.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to get my toes done by Anna because,
Speaker 1: as I've told everybody, I haven't had a pedicare, like
Speaker 1: a proper pedicure since December, the first week of December
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. That's right. I'm not proud of this,
Speaker 1: you guys, but I'm just saying it's a fact. I
Speaker 1: do click my toenails once in a while, once in
Speaker 1: a while. This is weak. This is really funny. So
Speaker 1: this is like a first date. I was going to
Speaker 1: a new gynecology and I was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: they put your feet up in the stirrups, and I
Speaker 1: remember looking before. I'm not kidding. It really was like
Speaker 1: a first date, third date, you know, the home run date.
Speaker 1: But I was going to see a guynecologist. He's like
Speaker 1: an older man, why would he care? But I was
Speaker 1: so nervous about this that I full on, like, you know,
Speaker 1: took it down of the hardware, made sure I was
Speaker 1: shaved everywhere, make sure everything looked good. I was showered,
Speaker 1: and then I remember I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my toenails, my feet are gonna be up in the stirrups.
Speaker 1: And think he's going to see that. I have like
Speaker 1: the cutest feet, but like beast like toenails that I
Speaker 1: haven't gotten done in a year. So I was like, no,
Speaker 1: to oneself, I got to clip those suckers. Do you
Speaker 1: think I remembered to do that? I didn't. I did
Speaker 1: save the day, and thank goodness, I wore real cute socks.
Speaker 1: And so when they were like take everything off and
Speaker 1: put on this gown, you know, the paper gown, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so weird to the nurse.
Speaker 1: I go, is it okay if I leave my socks on?
Speaker 1: And she just looked at me like wow. In her
Speaker 1: head she's like, uh, okay, you do you boo. But
Speaker 1: she was like, uh yes, and I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: She has no idea me being the over explainer that
Speaker 1: I am. I wanted to be like, so it's a thing.
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a petticaren here. And I forgot to
Speaker 1: clip my toenails and they're real long, and I'm scared
Speaker 1: the doctor's gonna see them. But instead I thank god
Speaker 1: these nails are click click back. I just said, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. Anyway, going back to the story, so take
Speaker 1: note from episode one, part one Tangleball. That's I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna I'm not here. It is long story short. Anna
Speaker 1: didn't have time to do my nails because my day
Speaker 1: was backed up. I had to get to Kim's to
Speaker 1: get it, to get my hair colored chopped. I wanted
Speaker 1: that precise short chop that was Tory twenty ten. Ooh
Speaker 1: vowel renewal Yes, uh yep, that was twenty Tennewal and Stella,
Speaker 1: who was tiny, walked me down the aisle. I had
Speaker 1: the highest stilettos on. I wore these Valentino heels that
Speaker 1: were no joke stilettos, kind of stilettos. They had a
Speaker 1: little platform, so yeah, a little platform in the front.
Speaker 1: They were gray and they were satin, and they were
Speaker 1: six motherfucking inches tall. This is back when I could
Speaker 1: walk in heels, you guys, and I proudly walked down
Speaker 1: that aisle and were new my vows for real. But
Speaker 1: on TV it was Tory and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Liam and Stella were so cute. And
Speaker 1: I had a little white, short, sassy dress on and
Speaker 1: Stella had a little white dress and she like I
Speaker 1: was so tall and she was so tiny. I think
Speaker 1: I was like stretching down my chacket, hold on to
Speaker 1: my pinky to walk me down. But I still have
Speaker 1: those photos. And then as we were redoing our vows,
Speaker 1: Liam was up there and because he was like the man,
Speaker 1: man of honor, made of honor, best man, and during it,
Speaker 1: like all our family and friends are there. This is
Speaker 1: on TV if you have back and rewatch it. It
Speaker 1: was adorable. I mean, he was like three ten. He
Speaker 1: would be heves worn seven. You know, I can't do
Speaker 1: math whatever. I'm panting with my fingers right now, proud
Speaker 1: of it. He was three, Stella was two and his
Speaker 1: little pants fell down to was ankles in the middle
Speaker 1: of the ceremony. That's such as my world, in my
Speaker 1: family's world, and we're proud of it. Were imperfectly perfect. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to the story. Didn't get the nails done, yep,
Speaker 1: the toenails, so the toenails, the toenails stayed in the picture.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I feel the need, like I'm
Speaker 1: worried you guys are all gonna judge me, because no
Speaker 1: one ever judges me. Feel free again. I want to
Speaker 1: state I have the cutest feet, size six. They're adorable.
Speaker 1: My toes they line up like the perfect elegant like diagonal,
Speaker 1: like I'm not one of those people with like a
Speaker 1: long middle toe or like a big thick big toe.
Speaker 1: Like my feet the way they are aligned, it's like artistry.
Speaker 1: And I'd never you know, I have no ego. I
Speaker 1: never toot my own horn, but I'm tooting my feet
Speaker 1: right now because they are good. And yeah, my towenails
Speaker 1: are long as fuck and not okay AnyWho. So then
Speaker 1: I go to Kim get every hair colored, cut, chopped,
Speaker 1: everything's for sise. And then Juliana is like, you guys
Speaker 1: time wise, what is happening? And I'm like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We were running late. We had to get in that
Speaker 1: car at five thirty. My iHeart jingle Ball team. They
Speaker 1: had so many talent. They had put in a text
Speaker 1: your uber's ordered it will be there at five point
Speaker 1: thirty sharp. Please make sure you get in the car
Speaker 1: because the uber driver will only wait ten minutes. And
Speaker 1: I didn't want to disappoint them. I was already running late,
Speaker 1: so I said, understood. So anyway I get here, I
Speaker 1: run in. I'm like sweating balls at this point, but
Speaker 1: I'm like in the door balls jingle Ball, Oh oh
Speaker 1: brought that back around. So I run the door and Jewles,
Speaker 1: who is always very calm, very kim and Jewles have
Speaker 1: such good energies. That's why they are my soul sisters
Speaker 1: and my humans. And Jewels looks at me, but she
Speaker 1: doesn't get riled up. And she goes, we have fourteen
Speaker 1: minutes to do your makeup, And I said all right,
Speaker 1: and she goes, okay, we could do it. Okay. I
Speaker 1: have never I am so impressed you can check the
Speaker 1: red carpet photos you guys at this point, or my
Speaker 1: videos and pictures online on my social that makeup was
Speaker 1: on point. She did that in fourteen minutes. Anyway, the
Speaker 1: driver arrives and in the middle of it, I run out.
Speaker 1: And I always believe that when you're kind to people
Speaker 1: and you lead with kindness, it opens doors that you
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe. And I like humans, for the most part,
Speaker 1: nice ones. So I run out and I said, Hi.
Speaker 1: You know, I introduced myself. I'm Tori, and I could
Speaker 1: see on the Uber order his name which I couldn't pronounce,
Speaker 1: but I saw the first part of it, and I
Speaker 1: said hi. I said, may I call you Haru? And
Speaker 1: he's like, yes, that's my nickname. Everyone calls me that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I might be going out of order if you listen
Speaker 1: to the first one. But basically, long story short, I said,
Speaker 1: I know after ten minutes you have to leave. I'm
Speaker 1: running a little late, and he was like, basically stop
Speaker 1: right there. He was like, oh please, I have a wife,
Speaker 1: I know all about late. I will not leave you.
Speaker 1: You know what, Haru shout out to Haru one of
Speaker 1: the best Uber drivers Uber black drivers out there. Oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, like haru, he didn't leave me. He was
Speaker 1: not kidding. He waited. I mean we were only fifteen
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, like getting in the car. But anyway, everything
Speaker 1: comes together. We put it on my outfit, were ready
Speaker 1: to go, couldn't find and then I found my Versachi
Speaker 1: shoes that I got a year ago because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm feeling good about myself. Shoes for me.
Speaker 1: I have a collection of heels that I have collected
Speaker 1: since I was like when I first started working, you know,
Speaker 1: like I started working sixteen, but I didn't wear designer shoes.
Speaker 1: I was all like Doc Martin's back then, and like guess,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Adri, do you remember the guests they
Speaker 1: looked they were like not mules. They looked like a
Speaker 1: cowboy boot in front, but it was like the back
Speaker 1: part there was no way. Yes, slides slides. It was
Speaker 1: a slide in the back and it was a cowboy
Speaker 1: boot in front. My yead totally remember those. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I would wear those, like guess anyway, then you know
Speaker 1: when I'm it wasn't like young famous people now are
Speaker 1: all decked in like designers, Like that wasn't my jam
Speaker 1: I was all in. If you're old like me, you'll
Speaker 1: remember this. I was all I mean, guess was like
Speaker 1: the biggest designer I wore. When I was like a kid.
Speaker 1: It was like that, Oh my god, my hair, right hair, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I have to fix it. It was like guests, uh
Speaker 1: express limited contempo casuals. Contempo casuals would be like the
Speaker 1: kids like forever twenty one now, but we had it
Speaker 1: back in the day at no Larmer exists. It was
Speaker 1: fabulous anyway. I wasn't wearing like you know, blood seaga
Speaker 1: and like, well later it was, but like not when
Speaker 1: I was young anyway. So basically when I was like
Speaker 1: twenty one, i'd say twenty twenty one, that's when I
Speaker 1: started wearing like designer stuff. Maybe a little bit before that, No,
Speaker 1: not really, uh designer pieces and you know I would
Speaker 1: have like amazing things. And then I started collecting shoes,
Speaker 1: so shoes and purses from my jam. I wasn't big
Speaker 1: into like, I don't know, like if I was going
Speaker 1: to spend the money that I worked really hard making.
Speaker 1: Do you like the fact that I need felt the
Speaker 1: need to say that because I'm judged so often for
Speaker 1: people being like oh, daddy's money. Like she just like
Speaker 1: was given everything. Like I wasn't that girl, Like my
Speaker 1: dad didn't give me a credit card. I didn't go
Speaker 1: Like I started working at sixteen. They created a bank
Speaker 1: account for me, and like I made all my money
Speaker 1: after that, like it was all my still felt the
Speaker 1: need to say that that's some old trauma I need
Speaker 1: to work on with my therapist. Okay, anyway, So yeah,
Speaker 1: I started collecting shoes and bags and shoes. I'm proud
Speaker 1: I got every heel, not every heel, like a very
Speaker 1: curated collection. I loved heels and really like tall heels,
Speaker 1: and I would have a closet lined with them. I
Speaker 1: had so many designer and designer at this point. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking Versaci, Volentino, Gucci, Prada, all Lubatons, all the vibes,
Speaker 1: Jimmy cho like it just keeps going, right. So I
Speaker 1: had so many that a photographer was doing this famous
Speaker 1: shoot and I had this idea because they wanted to
Speaker 1: do a photo of me in my closet because at
Speaker 1: the time, you know, I think I was like twenty
Speaker 1: one and twenty two, twenty three. I don't know, Oh,
Speaker 1: this vision of like in my closet. You have the
Speaker 1: best closet we want. And it was. It was fabulous
Speaker 1: and organized. Thank you Isabelle. I love you. She's still
Speaker 1: here eighty one years old. She's like my second mama. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it looked great. I even had a closet for my dog.
Speaker 1: I know this is before I had kids. You guys like, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: everything changed then, but we I had this idea. I said, well,
Speaker 1: you always see a celebrity in their closet, like, look
Speaker 1: at my closet, and people still do those and do
Speaker 1: the photos. I got let's do something a little different.
Speaker 1: So I literally I had this beautiful bathtub, like this
Speaker 1: big ass bathtub, and I said, let's put me in there,
Speaker 1: supposedly naked, filling instead of bubbles my shoes. And they
Speaker 1: were like, do you have enough? I was like, do
Speaker 1: I have enough? Oh? Watch me? I had liked over
Speaker 1: two hundred shoes and that those shoes cover me perfectly.
Speaker 1: Those were all my shoes. We have to find that photo. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I had this dream. So some people collect art, I
Speaker 1: collected shoes, and I had this dream that I was
Speaker 1: like one day because I always wanted to be a mom,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna have my girls, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to pass on these heels. Keep in mind I wear
Speaker 1: a six. Keep in mind my baby daddy wears the
Speaker 1: size of fourteen. He has a fourteen inch foot. So
Speaker 1: between me with a six and him with a fourteen,
Speaker 1: the girls outgrew my foot my shoes by the time
Speaker 1: they were like ten. I'm not kidding. They have beautiful feet,
Speaker 1: but you know they're bigger. Yeah. Stella is always like,
Speaker 1: oh well, I get the feet from dad, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Whatever. They were a nine, it's
Speaker 1: not huge, but it's it's definitely bigger than my sixes.
Speaker 1: So I mean I used to like position, like pose
Speaker 1: like Stella and Hattie in my little heels before they
Speaker 1: outgrew the size sixes, and it like just all didn't
Speaker 1: line up. But I was like, okay, great, this didn't
Speaker 1: work out. So anyway, had that collection and then I
Speaker 1: had kids, and then cut to now I don't wear heels.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't even walk in heels anymore. I
Speaker 1: used to walk. I mean I could walk in six
Speaker 1: inch heels, I mean strut and not miss a step.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd like to say my balance got thrown
Speaker 1: off with five C sections, which is not a lie,
Speaker 1: and like I'm all the wobbly and it's only because
Speaker 1: of that facts. But yeah, I hung up my heels
Speaker 1: except for events a long time ago, but I still
Speaker 1: have them all packed away in my garage. Oh you
Speaker 1: know what, I need to make an art in stallation
Speaker 1: somewhere in my house with all my heels all that.
Speaker 1: That's at a list. But anyway, Uh, yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: Converse girl, proud of it. I wear sneakers like every day.
Speaker 1: In fact, I went to an I Heeard event with
Speaker 1: like a blue cool ball gown because I just want
Speaker 1: to keep saying that and black Converse that's my vibe.
Speaker 1: So I had a moment where I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I'm gonna wear Converse, and Kivin Jules were like,
Speaker 1: you are absolutely not wearing your black Converce tonight. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes it edgy. I know, kids, I can't say
Speaker 1: edgy anymore. It means something else, edgy whatever. But anyway,
Speaker 1: they were like, no, you're wearing heels. That's when I
Speaker 1: found these versacees that I bought a year ago. Even
Speaker 1: though I'm again so far out of my like heel face.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I deserve a current pair of heels,
Speaker 1: even though everything new is old again. No, everything old
Speaker 1: is new again. So everything that used to be in
Speaker 1: that I saved for years, like those heels, the different heels,
Speaker 1: the platforms, the wedges, the stilettos, the pointed toe, the
Speaker 1: square do they all came back so I have them all.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I was like, I deserve a new pair.
Speaker 1: So I bought myself black patent leather pointed toe Valentinos
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four edition. I bought those, wore them once
Speaker 1: and as I said before, Jewels was trying to help
Speaker 1: me find them. Put them in the bar because that's
Speaker 1: where every pair of good heels should stay, and they've
Speaker 1: never left since, so they were back there with all
Speaker 1: the glasses were anyway, So I'm like, grab the heels,
Speaker 1: put them on, totally ready. We get out that door.
Speaker 1: We get in the car and it was like, Haru,
Speaker 1: we're here, Tory Kim, Jewels, haru, thank you for not
Speaker 1: leaving us. And I'm not kidding. It was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we got to get there. It was like
Speaker 1: get me to the Greek moment. Do you remember that
Speaker 1: movie Get Me to the Greek, who was a Russell
Speaker 1: Brand and Jonahill Get Me to the Greek. It was
Speaker 1: a comedy of airs. Oh my god. The whole night
Speaker 1: was kind of like, get me to the Greek AnyWho.
Speaker 1: So Haru gets us there. Of course there's traffic. It's
Speaker 1: Friday night, it's Los Angeles. We're going downtown. But we
Speaker 1: got there. So we get there. I think Heru, I said,
Speaker 1: you're a lifesaver. He got us here safely, and I
Speaker 1: get out of the car. I think to myself because
Speaker 1: I saw my itinerary and they were like walk the
Speaker 1: press line. You know, they had like times lined up,
Speaker 1: very professional. I was very grateful. Walk the press line.
Speaker 1: Then go to the Gifting Suite. God, I left the
Speaker 1: Gifting Suite. Every you're then you know, you can either
Speaker 1: go to they have like the lounge where it's like
Speaker 1: VIP and all of iHeart, like you know, everyone that
Speaker 1: comes in, like brands that have been involved and people
Speaker 1: that work at iHeart, and it's kind of it's a
Speaker 1: fun networking thing and an atmosphere where you get food,
Speaker 1: you get beverage, and you get Christmas cheer and you
Speaker 1: can hear the music or so you could do that,
Speaker 1: and everyone has their friends and family there and we
Speaker 1: all say, oh my gosh, wait, what do you do
Speaker 1: for iheart's side? Anyway, I'm a big fan of this
Speaker 1: lounge because last year so jingle Ball twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: I was in this lounge and at the very end,
Speaker 1: I was leaving and this girl came up to me
Speaker 1: and she said, I'm so sorry. I know you're here
Speaker 1: with your two daughters, and I didn't want to bother you,
Speaker 1: but I'm here with my friends and we're the biggest
Speaker 1: nine or two and ohero fans. And I said, oh
Speaker 1: my god, don't worry. I'm not like that, like, let's
Speaker 1: take it. I always do that. I'm like, let's take
Speaker 1: a picture. Let's do it. And me, I'm always chatting.
Speaker 1: So we take this picture and she goes, I am
Speaker 1: so grateful. If I can ever do anything for you.
Speaker 1: I work with Airbnb, and I said, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I love Airbnb. For big fans. We always use Airbnb.
Speaker 1: You guys do it right. Grateful. She and I exchanged numbers,
Speaker 1: calling it all back. Lead with kindness always. In January,
Speaker 1: when the fires happened in La and we had to evacuate,
Speaker 1: and evacuate fast. Luckily our house was fine. Grateful. I
Speaker 1: was like, where are we going to go? I'm loading
Speaker 1: the dogs, the cats, pack a bag, guys grab the
Speaker 1: photo albums. Who knows what's going to happen. And I went,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. I took a moment. I did a
Speaker 1: deep breath, and then I texted her and I said,
Speaker 1: we have to evacuate, and she goes, I got you.
Speaker 1: I'm getting like chills, We're gonna cry. She put us
Speaker 1: in touch someone that worked with her. They got on
Speaker 1: the phone and they stayed on the phone while I drove,
Speaker 1: and they found us a place quickly and in Camera Rio,
Speaker 1: which we went and stayed. And anyway, I like to
Speaker 1: believe that everything comes back around and it's good karma,
Speaker 1: even though I don't know it's karma real. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just shared it's real. So I'm grateful she was there
Speaker 1: for us. Anyway, back to the event. We get out
Speaker 1: of the car and I'm meaning my point person for
Speaker 1: the evening. Her name is Emma Markin, and I'm saying
Speaker 1: her full name because I freaking love this human now.
Speaker 1: I told her first of while I get out of
Speaker 1: the car and she was awesome, and I said, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, Emma. Yes, may give you a hug. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm so sorry we're running late. She
Speaker 1: goes late. She goes, you're right on time, like you
Speaker 1: might even be early for your lineup. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I was so panicked. She goes, oh no,
Speaker 1: she goes, we got this, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love you already. Basically, I gave a shout out
Speaker 1: to Emma on Instagram with a picture of her, me,
Speaker 1: Kim and Jowles, and I was like, Emma, welcome to
Speaker 1: the collective. But anyway, I apologize. I said, just in advance.
Speaker 1: I'm really fun and I'm I'm gonna make a lot
Speaker 1: of jokes and she's like okay, And basically we had
Speaker 1: the same humor, so it all clicked. But of course
Speaker 1: I'm like, sorry, you got me. But at the end
Speaker 1: of the night, Emma not sorry, you got me. We
Speaker 1: had the best nights all of us, and she was
Speaker 1: on point. She got me in there. So in fact,
Speaker 1: she's like, okay, so we're in go to the red
Speaker 1: carpet or what do you want to do? Do you
Speaker 1: want to go the gifting lound and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know me, I'm like people please, or I'm like what
Speaker 1: do they want me to do? And she's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this whole night it's kind of structured. As long as
Speaker 1: you know, you do the press line, do all that
Speaker 1: we want to take you, the gifting suite if you
Speaker 1: want to, whatever you want to do. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I get really nervous, even though you
Speaker 1: wouldn't know that with press lines, so let's do that first.
Speaker 1: So my nerves are like huh. So at this point
Speaker 1: where she picks us up underground, we have to walk
Speaker 1: the into it Dome real far to get to where
Speaker 1: the press line is. Now I'm talking real far. Keep
Speaker 1: in mind, I'm in these versatchy heels that I wore
Speaker 1: once a year ago, don't wear heels anymore. And I
Speaker 1: have to walk, which felt in Tory world like a mile. Wait,
Speaker 1: it might have been a mile, it might have been
Speaker 1: even further. And we're hustling. So I'm like, okay, I
Speaker 1: want to get there and do it. And I'm trying
Speaker 1: to now keep in mind my two friends and Emma like,
Speaker 1: I'm here with these three girls. I'm a lot older,
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to fit in. I'm cool, you know.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind, Kim Kim wore Doc Martin's great choice jewels,
Speaker 1: wore like it was kind of like platform boots, high boots,
Speaker 1: badass boots. Emma what was Emma wearing? I mean she
Speaker 1: was working it, so she was wearing some short shoes.
Speaker 1: Right here, I am the old asshole wearing these Versachi stilettos,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, am I gonna be okay?
Speaker 1: So I'm like trying to like walks as we're walking,
Speaker 1: as people go, oh, oh my god, to worry spelling.
Speaker 1: Oh look, and everyone's pointing, and I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 1: I got to look right here, I'm in this winky
Speaker 1: swinky No one says that anymore. I'm in this hot
Speaker 1: two piece Boosetts, this dress that's like see through with
Speaker 1: these little black booty shorts the show underneath, and these
Speaker 1: rat ass high Basatchi heels. So I'm trying to like
Speaker 1: walk shoulders back, got my chop going, and I'm stumbling,
Speaker 1: you guys, because my headstone a line not like Shakira
Speaker 1: and yep, I'm going back to the five sea sections. Everything.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm walking. I'm trying to think what I
Speaker 1: was walking like in my mind, like a clod hopper
Speaker 1: that's like a horse reference. Oh, which brings me back
Speaker 1: to Chelsea Handler was there and I saw her at
Speaker 1: some point and my girls are like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler. And I was said, oh, do you know her?
Speaker 1: And I was like, do you want to say hi?
Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, she hates me. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I'm terrified. And they said why and I said, well,
Speaker 1: in the day, like back in the day when she
Speaker 1: had hurt, you know, she had Chelsea Lately, she had
Speaker 1: her talk show. She I said, she used to make
Speaker 1: a joke about me. I want to say, like every week,
Speaker 1: and I could. I was so like, I loved her
Speaker 1: so much. I thought she was so funny. And we
Speaker 1: had actually met years before that when I had before
Speaker 1: she blew up. When I did my show So Notorious
Speaker 1: loosely based in my life, my two co creators and
Speaker 1: writers and showrunners, Chris Alborghini and Mike Chessler, they were like,
Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler, she's this up and coming comedian. Do you
Speaker 1: want to go see her? Because we think she could
Speaker 1: be it to play your best friend in the show.
Speaker 1: That was loosely based. I played Tori, a version heighten
Speaker 1: version of myself. It was a comedy, single camera, way
Speaker 1: ahead of its time. She'd make a comeback, So no
Speaker 1: two thousand, two point zero, so no two point Anyway,
Speaker 1: went to the show. Chelsea was so funny and she
Speaker 1: was so cool. We hung out afterwards and I was like,
Speaker 1: we're good, and then cuts to Chelsea. This was not
Speaker 1: my fault, like the network NBC, because then I did
Speaker 1: the pilot for NBC and then it went on to
Speaker 1: didn't get picked up. They picked up my name. My
Speaker 1: name was Earl found out the Kentucky Derby. That's a
Speaker 1: whole other story. Yeah. I was like, got that call,
Speaker 1: feeling real good about myself, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, listen, I'm not bitter. My name is Earl.
Speaker 1: A great show, it deserved it. I'm still a little bitter. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it wasn't meant to be, but I was like, I
Speaker 1: believe in this show and went on to sell it
Speaker 1: to VH one. It was the first scripted show they
Speaker 1: ever did. It might have been the last scripted show
Speaker 1: they ever did because Flavor Flav my boyfriend who I
Speaker 1: love so much, but he was doing a Flavor of Love?
Speaker 1: Was that right where the girl who is the one?
Speaker 1: It was a competition love show and basically she told
Speaker 1: the producers like, I have to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and they made her stand up there and they were
Speaker 1: like almost almost you know, we're filming. Took a ship
Speaker 1: up there. Do you remember this, Adrian, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it looked it up this girl. I feel terrible for her.
Speaker 1: It's all over. It went viral they back then, anyway,
Speaker 1: so you see it. Oh yeah, she had explosive diarrheca.
Speaker 1: She was like, I gotta go. She just like she
Speaker 1: was in her defense. She was like, it's a competition show.
Speaker 1: And I was listening to the producer and they said
Speaker 1: just wait wait you know, and I couldn't hold anymore
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't. They said, no break, but they didn't know.
Speaker 1: They were thought she probably just had to pee or something.
Speaker 1: They were like, just hold it, were almost done filming.
Speaker 1: Uh anyway, poor thing took a shit up there anyway,
Speaker 1: So that was always my line, like, oh didn't work
Speaker 1: at VH one. I guess, you know, just people shitting
Speaker 1: themselves as all that works. Who knew I'd go on
Speaker 1: to become friends with favor Flave love him anyway, that
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. What was my point? Bring
Speaker 1: me back? Who knows? One never knows Chelsea Handler. So
Speaker 1: I thought we were all good. And then she went
Speaker 1: on to become uber famous, had her own talk show,
Speaker 1: and she would make jokes about me like a lot.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like once or twice, it was like often,
Speaker 1: and self deprecating is my jam because I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you can't beat them, join them, and so I was
Speaker 1: always making jokes about myself, which Whitney Cummings, a comedian
Speaker 1: who is brilliant and a very good friend of mine.
Speaker 1: She was always like, you know what, so Notorious was
Speaker 1: ahead of its time, and it's brilliant, and we're going
Speaker 1: to make that show again. She goes, but we're not
Speaker 1: gonna rely on self deprecating humor. She's like, you're bigger
Speaker 1: than that. You've evolved. You don't have to put yourself
Speaker 1: down to get the joke. Okay, I'm gonna go with that.
Speaker 1: But at the time self deprecating was in, I could
Speaker 1: take a lot. I had really tough skin. I had
Speaker 1: no choice because people made fun of me in the
Speaker 1: press all the time. And then Chelsea Handler. I was like,
Speaker 1: I thought she liked me? What is happening anyway? The
Speaker 1: big thing that always stayed with me and I can't
Speaker 1: ever unhear it. You can unhear words. Be careful what
Speaker 1: you say about people. She called me horse face. Oh yeah, see,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing that back around. I felt like I was
Speaker 1: walking like a clawd hopper, like stomping like a horse. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I saw Chelsea Handler that night and all I could
Speaker 1: think is she called me horse face, which self deprecating,
Speaker 1: I could take a joke. She and I didn't have
Speaker 1: a conversation, but ooh ok, let's see if we can
Speaker 1: get her on the podcast. That would be amazing because
Speaker 1: there's a really good story, which I'm gonna save it
Speaker 1: for when Chelsea and I talk. But anyway, I ended
Speaker 1: up doing her show, Chelsea Lately. After do you remember that? Like,
Speaker 1: she had her talk show, but then she did a
Speaker 1: scripted version of behind the scenes. It was kind of
Speaker 1: very you know what I'm talking about, After Lately. It
Speaker 1: was called her real writers were there, they had people
Speaker 1: and it was like behind the scenes, but it was
Speaker 1: scripted and improv and anyway, they asked me to be
Speaker 1: on it, and I wanted to be like, no, she's
Speaker 1: so mean to me. But I was like, just like
Speaker 1: when they were like and Scream, the first one like, oh, great,
Speaker 1: they're gonna make a movie about your life. Well never
Speaker 1: Campbell says, well, my luck, they'll cast Tory smelling. I
Speaker 1: was like, that's painful. They're saying I'm a bad actress,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to use that. And I went on
Speaker 1: to be in Scream too, which was like a famous
Speaker 1: move on my part anyway, So I said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: she's so mean to me. Absolutely, I'll do it. So
Speaker 1: I went in and they scripted this whole thing and
Speaker 1: it was really funny. She and I had nothing together.
Speaker 1: It was like a celebrity was coming on the show
Speaker 1: and behind the scenes and it was the writer's room.
Speaker 1: And at the end, I threw in I don't remember
Speaker 1: what it was, we'll have to find it, but you know,
Speaker 1: Chelsea's not here, Da da dah. And as I'm leaving,
Speaker 1: I said, tell her horse face says hello, and I
Speaker 1: saw everyone freeze like and I left and one of
Speaker 1: the writers afterwards was like, I was like, yeah, she
Speaker 1: called me horse face on her show, and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: I know, and he's like, you're really funny, and I
Speaker 1: was like and self deprecating humor story of my career anyway.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I haven't seen her still in all these years,
Speaker 1: except with the Bravo boards where I won Autobiography of
Speaker 1: the Year and instead of thinking my family, my husband
Speaker 1: or God, I thinked because everyone does that award shows.
Speaker 1: I thanked all my haters and I think Chelsea and
Speaker 1: she was there, but that's a whole other story anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, she was there that night, but I was
Speaker 1: scared to say hi. But now I want to say hi,
Speaker 1: but like not high. I just want to like have
Speaker 1: a conversation on my podcast. I'm going to manifest that.
Speaker 1: Going back to getting to the red carpet, I am
Speaker 1: trying to hustle on these heels. I'm stomping like a
Speaker 1: horse and I'm like, oh my gosh, so my glam
Speaker 1: My friends, Jewels and Kim link arms with me, but
Speaker 1: I'm still walking like and I said, wait, guys, stop stop,
Speaker 1: don't link arms. And I'm like why and I was like,
Speaker 1: we're helping you because these heels are high. I said no,
Speaker 1: because no one in my life, like someone will be
Speaker 1: like Toy's spelling had to be helped by friends because
Speaker 1: she was drunk. Meanwhile, stone cold sober. Anyway, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to take off the shoes, and I said, guys,
Speaker 1: can can I take off these shoes so we can
Speaker 1: friggin walk and run? And I was like, no, to oneself,
Speaker 1: next time Haru drives me, take a pair of flipflops.
Speaker 1: And so anyway, they were like, eh, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: You're gonna walk on these floors that you're gonna get disease.
Speaker 1: And I was like, at this point, you know, you
Speaker 1: don't know how bad and my tone notes are like,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. I listened to them, and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I wish I had socks. And I looked over and
Speaker 1: I said, wait, as we're walking fast, I was like,
Speaker 1: any of the merch places have like fun socks or something. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I stayed in those mofo heels and I got there
Speaker 1: and I was out of breath and my feet were
Speaker 1: killing me. And I was like, okay, here we are,
Speaker 1: put on your poker face, uh, and let's go do
Speaker 1: the red carpet. And then right before I stepped on
Speaker 1: and was like, are you ready, I'm like yes. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh god, this dress. It's perfect
Speaker 1: for an over the shoulder look and it's see through
Speaker 1: except for the black booty shorts ak like full butt
Speaker 1: underwear part of the dress. I was like, oh god,
Speaker 1: wedgie alert, I got a weggie and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, right cheek it's like going up my crack.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I can't go into
Speaker 1: the red carpet like this. Uh. And then I was like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: everyone was gonna pick it out. Sorry, this is me.
Speaker 1: And then I went to do it and I remembered
Speaker 1: my claws are back. The dress is super tight. The
Speaker 1: sheer part. Oh my god. I couldn't do it. So
Speaker 1: I had to like I had to knuckle it. I
Speaker 1: had to knuckle that weggie out. But I did it
Speaker 1: really quick. In fact, I did so quick. Emma, who
Speaker 1: earlier was like, do you want me to take bts,
Speaker 1: I'm like video behind the scenes, quae. Yes. Uh. Emma
Speaker 1: actually captured me pulling my knuckling my wedgie out of
Speaker 1: my right butt cheek right as I go onto the
Speaker 1: red carpet. Yeah, I have that video. It's on my
Speaker 1: Instagram right now. Anyway, I step onto the red carpet,
Speaker 1: shoulders back, you know, got my pose down, doing all
Speaker 1: the looks. Usually I talk a lot, like I talk
Speaker 1: to everyone because I see all the same, you know,
Speaker 1: photographers on the press line, the paparazzi, and I always
Speaker 1: want to be like, hi, how are you? Oh wait,
Speaker 1: give me a second, oh that. But I've taken note
Speaker 1: lately because when I do that, I'm just giving them
Speaker 1: reason to post a photo of me like mid like
Speaker 1: my eyes popping out, mid mouth, like oh, you know talking.
Speaker 1: I've seen celebrities like the A listers, you know what
Speaker 1: they do, and I see the videos. They walk, they
Speaker 1: don't talk, They hold their frame, they hold their luck.
Speaker 1: They look one set of photographers, then they go to
Speaker 1: the ring down the line. They do their different poses,
Speaker 1: but they don't spend too much time talking to them
Speaker 1: because you're just giving them something bad to post. So
Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn anyway, I'm doing the red carpet.
Speaker 1: It's uneven. I'm not sure why, but it's red. It's
Speaker 1: a carpet. They were like maybe the electrical chords were underneath,
Speaker 1: probably so they could get lights in for all the
Speaker 1: people doing interviews, like you know, they had the video
Speaker 1: crews there and everything. So I'm trying to walk in
Speaker 1: these black VERSATCHI heels, but I'm like starting to stumble,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, that's all I need
Speaker 1: is to freaking go down on this red carpet. At
Speaker 1: least I got the wedgie out. But I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: down this red carpet and they're gonna be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Tori smelling down and out at jingle Ball.
Speaker 1: You can get it down and out in Barbara Hills. God,
Speaker 1: that's an old reference. That's an old movie starting that
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Richard Dreyfus female. Basically, it's about a
Speaker 1: wealthy family in Beverly Hills and they take Nick Nolty. Yes,
Speaker 1: he takes in a homeless man, correct, who ends up
Speaker 1: having an affair with his wife. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: know exactly. I could see her. She just look at me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, who is the female? Oh, just you know,
Speaker 1: just bet, just Bet Middler. I can't Richard Dreyfz Bet
Speaker 1: Middler or Nalty Correct. He was the homeless man that
Speaker 1: they made the clean cut. It's, oh my gosh, great movie.
Speaker 1: If you have to, I have to show my kids.
Speaker 1: That movie. That's eighties right, that's old school anyway, I digress.
Speaker 1: So then I'm like in my head, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to get these sails off before I go down.
Speaker 1: I can't stumble here. But being the good show pony
Speaker 1: I am. Oh see, I brought back that horse of reference.
Speaker 1: There you go. That's called a call back people. I'm
Speaker 1: real good. Uh. I finished all the photos through the
Speaker 1: back over the shoulder, did all my interviews really excited,
Speaker 1: talked about jingle Ball, talked about my iHeart family, proud
Speaker 1: of my two podcasts, plug this shit out of misspelling
Speaker 1: podcast yo, and also told them how Brian, Austin Green
Speaker 1: and I are going to be in Vegas December twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: We're doing Brian and Torry after Dark because the Backstreet
Speaker 1: Boys have, you know, their big residency, and we're going
Speaker 1: to be at Voltaire. This is a shameless plug. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's my podcast. We're going to be at
Speaker 1: Voltaire and we are the after party. So that's right.
Speaker 1: I believe it starts at eleven pm. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: how am I gonna stay awake? Resbleu? Yeah, so Voltaire,
Speaker 1: it's connected. It's the it's a really cool venue because
Speaker 1: it's one of I think the only one of the
Speaker 1: only it's a club atmosphere, but it also has seats,
Speaker 1: so it's like an immersive experience, full tear, and we're
Speaker 1: doing the after Dark. Yeah, we're gonna have some peach cocktails, mocktails.
Speaker 1: Brian and I are gonna host it, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: have a DJ color Me bad As playing. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be a night. So if you're in Vegas December twenty eighth,
Speaker 1: come check us out. You can go to Voltaire dot com.
Speaker 1: Tickets go on sale pre sale December ninth. Here we
Speaker 1: are okay. Anyhow, so I talked about that the Brian
Speaker 1: and I are super excited host that night. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have all nineties music. Brian and I are gonna like
Speaker 1: party it up with you. You know, Donna mart't graduated,
Speaker 1: she got drunkard pron So there's gonna be some champagne
Speaker 1: and yeah, and it's also our silver wedding anniversary David
Speaker 1: and Donna, Donna, David, what comes first, Chicken or the
Speaker 1: head male female alphabetical order briand plus story there you go.
Speaker 1: So anyway, it's our twenty fifth wedding anniversary of David
Speaker 1: and Donna. They got married on camera the very last
Speaker 1: episode of nine O two and oh tenth season in
Speaker 1: two thousand and it is twenty twenty five, you guys,
Speaker 1: and start twenty fifth wedding anniversary, which is really cool
Speaker 1: because that's like an iconic There's always monumental anniversaries, right,
Speaker 1: like ten year anniversary, twenty five years. I remember my parents'
Speaker 1: twenty fifth wedding anniversary and we had family and friends.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. My dad went to SMU and he
Speaker 1: was a yell leader before he became a writer, actor
Speaker 1: and then producer. So I remember at the twenty fifth
Speaker 1: wedding anniversary of my mom dad SMU, they like came
Speaker 1: out and brought his like yell, like cheer, like they
Speaker 1: had it framed there, like because it was iconic that
Speaker 1: Aaron Spelling went to SMU and they brought out something
Speaker 1: and SMU came, I want to say, like the marching
Speaker 1: band and all that. I don't know. We used to
Speaker 1: leave it really fancy life, but he was so grateful
Speaker 1: and so proud of going to SMU. And my dad
Speaker 1: is from Dallas, Texas. Anyway, I digress. It is David
Speaker 1: and Donna's twenty fifth wedding anniversary. Lisa got a twenty
Speaker 1: fifth wedding anniversary on camera, which will live on forever.
Speaker 1: Iconic couple Brian Austin Green and I are still best
Speaker 1: friends in real life and we raise our families together,
Speaker 1: and yeah, so anyway, it's our anniversary year. It's the
Speaker 1: Silver Anniversary and where David and Donna Silver get it,
Speaker 1: get it? Okay. So I finished the red carpet, and
Speaker 1: as soon as I finished the red carpet, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, these heels have to come off. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm gonna walk around barefoot the rest of
Speaker 1: the night. So I take the heels off. But I
Speaker 1: haven't quite finished the red carpet yet, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: still on it. I just moved past the last video interview.
Speaker 1: So of course I take off my shoes and I'm like, oh, cute,
Speaker 1: let's take some photos because I hadn't taken a photo
Speaker 1: in the red carpet yet with Kim and jewels, and
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, girl, let's get in. I'll
Speaker 1: just stand on my tippy toes. So I go to
Speaker 1: pull my dress up. Hopefully no one got a picture
Speaker 1: of this, but all of a sudden, I look down,
Speaker 1: I'm like the toes, Oh my god, the friggin toes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It all comes back around. Something was
Speaker 1: telling me to clip those toenails. Oh god, before the
Speaker 1: gynecologist that was only a week ago, would have been
Speaker 1: okay anyway, didn't do it. So there they are cutest
Speaker 1: feet in the books anyway, but there's the long toenails.
Speaker 1: And people love, you know, wiki feet. They love to
Speaker 1: rate celebrities feet. I have a pretty high score. But
Speaker 1: you know pictures and now people zoom in right, so
Speaker 1: if you take a picture of someone and they happen
Speaker 1: to be showing toes, you could like zoom in screenshot it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I famously love to make jokes on Misspelling podcast about
Speaker 1: my feet Finder career because this goes back to a
Speaker 1: story years ago on Christmas where my son Finn was
Speaker 1: like mom, because I was like, oh, my friend Denis
Speaker 1: Richard she joined OnlyFans and he was like OnlyFans, Mom,
Speaker 1: forget it. I was like, oh, you know, and he
Speaker 1: was like no way. He's like, you want the real money, mom,
Speaker 1: feet Finder. At the time, I didn't no feet find her.
Speaker 1: It was on Christmas. I've told this story before, and
Speaker 1: it was like we had had a huge Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1: We went all out a full day. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna cook dinner and I was like guys, and we're like, nope,
Speaker 1: we'll do it tomorrow. Uh, and we ended up just
Speaker 1: ordering Chinese food. Finn at the time like never looked
Speaker 1: up from his phone. I thought, he's not even hearing
Speaker 1: this conversation. We were at the other end. It was
Speaker 1: my baby daddy, so my then husband Dean, his son
Speaker 1: Jack Lola, Jack's sister. So we're like the older ones,
Speaker 1: you know, the younger ones are kind of sitting down
Speaker 1: the other end of the table. They weren't that young
Speaker 1: that this was just in twenty twenty three. Uh nope,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I'm a date girl anyway. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: when we thought they don't hear anything, and that's when
Speaker 1: he like looks up. He followed. The whole conversation was
Speaker 1: like feet find her, mom, that's the way you make
Speaker 1: all your money. That was a fun night because I
Speaker 1: I went down a deep rabbit hole a feet finder
Speaker 1: because I didn't even know what it was. But I
Speaker 1: always make a joke now because of that story. On
Speaker 1: my podcast like ooh, all's fails, I'll have my feet
Speaker 1: Finder career. Oh, I can always have feet Finder. And
Speaker 1: then I always ask like guests like do you know
Speaker 1: feed finder? And most of them are like no, what's
Speaker 1: feet finder? So it's this running joke in my life.
Speaker 1: And then we cut to my toes on a huge
Speaker 1: giant jingle Ball twenty twenty five red carpet. Cut to
Speaker 1: my toes, the long ass claw like and not good
Speaker 1: claus like these just like unquaffed, long, jinky toenails. So
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, well I loved you
Speaker 1: ever Adri there at the time, I did not notice.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I really didn't. I noticed you were
Speaker 1: my toenails. They did not notice any terrible looking toes.
Speaker 1: Really correct, Well, I was like, oh my toenails, my toes,
Speaker 1: And then you and I made the joke like, well
Speaker 1: there goes my feet finder career. God, now I feel
Speaker 1: compelled to take a picture and show the world. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that. Nope, nope, nope, nope. You know what
Speaker 1: feet Finder? They have like niche markets, like people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know like fetishes, like oh we like dirty feet,
Speaker 1: We like you know some weird ass shit. I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's like long toenail ones on there. In fact, I'll
Speaker 1: look this up after right, but we want to know
Speaker 1: that I have to get a pedicure. That's the message
Speaker 1: here is I need to get an actual pedicure. It'll
Speaker 1: be my yearly pedicure. It is December twenty twenty five. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this all works out. We go to the gifting suite
Speaker 1: and Emma so and I. She's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: don't worry. If you don't want to do the gifting,
Speaker 1: you don't have to do it. And I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you know, all these like companies are here and it's
Speaker 1: really nice and it helps them out if you promote
Speaker 1: them and like take a picture with the things they're
Speaker 1: they're giving you a to you for free, which is
Speaker 1: super kind. So I always do the gifting suite. This one,
Speaker 1: oh my god, was the best yet. iHeart O the
Speaker 1: lineup you had. All I'm gonna say is something told
Speaker 1: me like I really wanted to go get a cocktail
Speaker 1: with my it's mom's night out. I wanted to go
Speaker 1: to the lounge and have like a drink because we
Speaker 1: haven't had one drink yet. Right, just one drink with
Speaker 1: my girls and have our night out. But something really
Speaker 1: told me I got to do this gifting suite. Glad
Speaker 1: I did it because I walk in, I screamed. I
Speaker 1: squealed the first table. I see Skibbity Toilet, Adrian, this
Speaker 1: doesn't mean think to us, but Skibbity Toilet is like
Speaker 1: the biggest thing for the kids, like the teens. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, so Skimmity Toilet had this even start. I
Speaker 1: don't really know, but my kids used to prank me,
Speaker 1: and before it was like big, like it's the cartoon.
Speaker 1: It's basically like a toilet and like a superhero like
Speaker 1: guy like coming out of the toilet and it's like
Speaker 1: Skimbity Toilet and he saves the day. And it's not
Speaker 1: not that it's not peac like. Even the kids know it,
Speaker 1: the young kids, So I don't know. Anyway, it's all
Speaker 1: the rage. I believe they have short cartoons. Anyway, come
Speaker 1: to find out, Michael, it's so huge and it's taken
Speaker 1: off so big that Michael Bay is making the Skibbity
Speaker 1: Toilet movie. This is how I come to find out.
Speaker 1: So I see Skimby Toilet, I already felt bad that
Speaker 1: I was leaving my kids for the night, and bo
Speaker 1: is so bummed, and I was just like a bingo
Speaker 1: like Skibbity toilet, I'm gonna this. Wow, this is going
Speaker 1: to be everything. So, I mean, I used to not
Speaker 1: know this when it first started. The kids like they
Speaker 1: always want to get the parents because we're old and
Speaker 1: not cool to say words that they like do it.
Speaker 1: So they'd be like, oh, skibby toilet. But they didn't
Speaker 1: say that to me. They tried to convince me. One
Speaker 1: of our friends. She literally they told me that was
Speaker 1: her middle name is Skibvity, because they wanted me to
Speaker 1: say her full name was Skibbty so they could all
Speaker 1: punk me and then go and be like I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, that's an unfortunate middle name, Skivity.
Speaker 1: That's weird that family name, Like, where'd that come from? Skibvity,
Speaker 1: Like she has such a beautiful first and last name
Speaker 1: like Scivity. Okay, so I said it for a good
Speaker 1: long time, you guys, I thought that girl's name and
Speaker 1: she's like a close friend and family like to us,
Speaker 1: I thought our middle was Skibbney. Anyhow, so I go
Speaker 1: up and I say, oh my god, I'm Tory. I
Speaker 1: meet Dylan who works with Skimby Toilet. They have a
Speaker 1: whole product line. Now I think it's a target. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know where it is, but literally it's entire
Speaker 1: product line. They had calendars, they had all the characters.
Speaker 1: They literally had small ones. They had big like Transformer
Speaker 1: giant ones. And I was like, oh my god, coloring books, everything.
Speaker 1: I said, Dylan, you have no idea. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I my kid's favorite. And he's like, oh cool, thank you.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh my son, bo I said. He
Speaker 1: said who's his favorite character? And I said, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know Skibbey Toilet. And I said,
Speaker 1: excuse me, do you mind if I call him? Yes,
Speaker 1: he's eight and he has a phone, feel free to
Speaker 1: judge me. So a text in him instead and I say,
Speaker 1: who is your favorite character from Skibbity Toilet? And he
Speaker 1: wrote back, cameraman Why. I said, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: I'll be home in a couple hours. Be a good boy.
Speaker 1: Santa's watching anyway, I say, cameraman and Dylan goes, ooh god.
Speaker 1: He goes because they're giving everyone these like small figurines, right,
Speaker 1: like figures, Action figures, and he's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: everyone loves that one. I just gave out the last
Speaker 1: one and I was like, oh, it's okay, it's okay,
Speaker 1: and he was like, you know, he was like no,
Speaker 1: He's like, I really like your energy, and I'm an
Speaker 1: energy person. I said I like your energy too, and
Speaker 1: he's like, and you're really nice. And I was like thanks,
Speaker 1: so are you, and he goes, well, I'm telling you guys.
Speaker 1: It was like two feet three feet this giant cameraman
Speaker 1: just sitting at his like gifting table and he's like,
Speaker 1: here's cameraman. And I said this one. What and he goes,
Speaker 1: take it home. Be the hero that you are. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, blew my mind. Of course, for like a
Speaker 1: good two months, I'd be like I can't take this.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not worth it. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: feel bad. And he was like, no, take it. And
Speaker 1: so I'm like, all right, fine, you don't have to
Speaker 1: ask tell me twice. He told me like seven times.
Speaker 1: Could I say no, no, no, I can't take it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I can't take it. Okay? So I took it. Giant
Speaker 1: got it didn't have heels on. I couldn't have walked
Speaker 1: with that thing. That's how massive it was. My kids
Speaker 1: love the word massive. They try to make me say massive,
Speaker 1: massive whatever. Anyway, he says to me, how many kids
Speaker 1: you have and I said five. They're such huge fans
Speaker 1: and he goes So that's when he told me Michael
Speaker 1: Bay is doing like it's the cartoon the Shorts, but
Speaker 1: he's making a live action Skimpy Toilet movie. And he
Speaker 1: did Transformers back in the day, and he's seeing it
Speaker 1: as like the new model for like Transformers, then Skimpy
Speaker 1: Toilet is the day. And I was like, that is brilliant,
Speaker 1: and he was like, do you want to come to
Speaker 1: the Michael based studios and bring the kids and get
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, like, come see what's going on for
Speaker 1: the day. They can see people actually doing the cartoons
Speaker 1: sketching Skibby Toilet it's going to come out. And I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I said, wow, are you really trying
Speaker 1: to make me a hero? Yes, so I'm happy to
Speaker 1: say that the kids and I are going to go
Speaker 1: do that in the new year. So I'm super sorry
Speaker 1: to pumped. Anyway. Other notable things I got to see
Speaker 1: Thrive Cosmetics. There were a great cause love them. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, there were so many. Oh the fart book.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the fart book. The most talented fart are
Speaker 1: Ruthanne always gets mad because she was like, stop always
Speaker 1: talking about farts and poop. And I'm like, I'm like
Speaker 1: a five year old. I love talking about farts and poop. Sorry.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I took a picture with them. Love that
Speaker 1: brought that home. Bo has not stopped. You push the
Speaker 1: button and it farts as you tell the story. He
Speaker 1: loves the book, Thank you, and I believe Michael Rosenbaum
Speaker 1: wrote that so really cool. Anyway, there's so many other
Speaker 1: good things. I got to make a charm bracelet. I
Speaker 1: really had fun doing that. Got to see a lot
Speaker 1: of things. And then all of a sudden, before we're
Speaker 1: kind of near the end, I look over and Elf
Speaker 1: on the shelf is there. Oh my god, oh let's
Speaker 1: bring this home. So I walk over and I say
Speaker 1: to them, oh my gosh, you have no idea. I
Speaker 1: am such a huge fan. You have been part of
Speaker 1: our history, of our tradition. Every year, I love slash
Speaker 1: hate you. And she looks at me and she goes,
Speaker 1: I understand, and I'm like, oh, my god. I said,
Speaker 1: do you have a minute because you're dealing with a
Speaker 1: lot of people, and she's like, it's near the end
Speaker 1: of the night. She's like please, and I said, I
Speaker 1: just got a vent to someone. So Mike I was like,
Speaker 1: go big or go home. I said, I have five
Speaker 1: kids eighteen to eight. And I said, when I started
Speaker 1: this all I went big. It's like birthday parties. I
Speaker 1: didn't know I was going to have five kids. I
Speaker 1: didn't know i'd be fifty two and exhausted. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that I would have to live up to what
Speaker 1: I created. So I used to di why the shit
Speaker 1: out of that? Back in the day when Liam still in,
Speaker 1: Finn and Hattie were a little I mean, I went
Speaker 1: balls to the wall that would it would be the
Speaker 1: most creative thing, and I had fun doing it. I
Speaker 1: love creating a story, so I would go all out
Speaker 1: and I would create the craziest best DIY things. I
Speaker 1: remember last one year, I like baked the mesal lasagnia
Speaker 1: because I'm famous for making lasagna, and I put the
Speaker 1: recipe no no elves harmed in the making hand lasagna
Speaker 1: like the oven was not on. But I made up
Speaker 1: an elf recipe for Lassana, of course, it was all
Speaker 1: instead of the savory, it was sugar. Like I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I felt long and hard about these not This is
Speaker 1: what's fun for me is I never thought any of
Speaker 1: them out. I would literally wait for the kids to
Speaker 1: go to bed and I would be like, brain on creativity, Hi,
Speaker 1: let's go, and I would just walk in and look
Speaker 1: around and see what came to me. And it was
Speaker 1: part of the fun for me was improving basically. I
Speaker 1: love improv and acting basically, so I was like, let's
Speaker 1: go with it anyway. So I start to tell her.
Speaker 1: I said, now, Bo, who is eight, the older kids
Speaker 1: have taken over. I have handed them the elf baton
Speaker 1: and they're my girls are doing all this creative like
Speaker 1: do I whys? And really cute because you know they
Speaker 1: came out of utero basically do I wy? And their
Speaker 1: crafters a hurt and I said, my boys, though, oh
Speaker 1: my god, they will do some like not appropriate, funny
Speaker 1: dirty things that you know, my eight year old and
Speaker 1: like their in Ternald thinking like funny and I'm like,
Speaker 1: poor Bo. She goes, oh my god, I've heard the
Speaker 1: craziest stories. So we swapped stories. I was like they
Speaker 1: did this one. I was kind of dirty they did
Speaker 1: this one. And then she's like, oh, I've had parents
Speaker 1: tell me that they came down and their teenager, like
Speaker 1: their ninth year olds, had done this for the little one.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. So we're laughing. Long
Speaker 1: story short, She's like, do you want anything? And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh. And this time I said
Speaker 1: yes to the elf. I was like, lay it on
Speaker 1: me because I'm gonna go home and bow. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I was already feeling pretty good because I, you know,
Speaker 1: we had gotten all this like skippity toilet. So by
Speaker 1: the way, we have like old school elves. Wow, the
Speaker 1: sun just changed. We have old school elves. So we've
Speaker 1: had the same elves for years. Like I didn't know
Speaker 1: there was new stuff this year. Elf mates, the ones
Speaker 1: they can touch, my god, you don't have to put
Speaker 1: some in sugar mixture. My poor our elves have like
Speaker 1: they've been touched so many times that came off wrong,
Speaker 1: and you always have to, like the kid touches them
Speaker 1: to get their magic back, you have to like put
Speaker 1: cinnamon and sugar and mix them up and then they
Speaker 1: get their magic back. But tradition I couldn't change it
Speaker 1: down our elves because we've had them forever. So they
Speaker 1: have like brown stained collars from cinnamon and like all
Speaker 1: this stuff. But I didn't know they make new ones.
Speaker 1: Now there's like elf babies, there's the Frosty, the snowman.
Speaker 1: I mean, we have this dog, we have the fox,
Speaker 1: we have whatever. But yeah, anyway, all this fun new stuff.
Speaker 1: So but was super psyched to get all that. So
Speaker 1: do that and then I'm walking and I know, like God,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to walk back out of here at
Speaker 1: the end of the night. I cannot put these shoes
Speaker 1: back on. I don't know what I'm gonna do. And
Speaker 1: it's like magic happened, you know, I believe in signs.
Speaker 1: Right before I'm leaving, I heard says, oh, do you
Speaker 1: mind doing one picture with the tree, And I believe
Speaker 1: it was the Capital One tree that sponsored that worked
Speaker 1: with iHeart and sponsored, and they said it socks, fuzzy socks.
Speaker 1: All we need is a picture of you, like posing
Speaker 1: with the sock. Oh, what bring it back around? I said, oh,
Speaker 1: first of all, gladly anything from my iHeart family. And
Speaker 1: then I took that sock. Oh look at me, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's days later. I'm still wearing these fuzzy socks. Don't worry,
Speaker 1: I wash them. You're right anyway, Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: best fuzzy socks ever. Anyway, I put those fuzzy socks
Speaker 1: on and I was able to leave. We did go
Speaker 1: down to the lounge. We did have I never do shots.
Speaker 1: I actually, because I was with my girls, we had
Speaker 1: tequila shots silver Blanco. Oh, silver wedding anniversary. Uh. I
Speaker 1: never do tequila. Nothing good comes from tequila. I've learned
Speaker 1: that in the past that I stopped, but we did.
Speaker 1: We had two tequila shots with a spray back. I'm like,
Speaker 1: is that a thing? I only know pickle back? But
Speaker 1: I don't go out Anyway, The girls and I had
Speaker 1: a great time, and I wore my socks easily walk
Speaker 1: back to the car. And that was our night. What
Speaker 1: a beautiful night. And in fact, for someone who was
Speaker 1: like originally like I'm gonna go alone, be there for
Speaker 1: my iHeart family. I'm gonna walk that red carpet, do
Speaker 1: my press interviews, and then just go back home. I
Speaker 1: went from that to as we were leaving the lounge,
Speaker 1: I heard someone say, night, Torri, you're closing the place
Speaker 1: dan On grants. It was only eleven o'clock. It's not
Speaker 1: like it's crazy late. My girls and I we went out.
Speaker 1: We had a mo night out and we closed the
Speaker 1: place down. And then I was like, oh, these black feathers,
Speaker 1: God be really careful with these. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's eleven o'clock. Better get home before midnight. Who knows
Speaker 1: what those feathers would have turned into. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: imagine the feathers. Don't feed them after midnight. Ooh, it
Speaker 1: would turn into like vulture. Now I have no in there.
Speaker 1: But I was like, we got to get home before
Speaker 1: midnight at that but I was like, we gotta get
Speaker 1: home before midnight because I don't know. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like Cinderella at the ball, like what happens the pumpkin disappears,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, the shoes had already disappeared. And
Speaker 1: I was like, who knows if we don't get home
Speaker 1: before midnight. I mean there's that version like the Cinderella,
Speaker 1: like I gotta get home before midnight because everything goes
Speaker 1: away and I'm the bell of the ball. Oh you
Speaker 1: get it, I'm bringing it back. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: of course, I always have to make like a Gremlins reference.
Speaker 1: So I had to go dark. I couldn't just be
Speaker 1: bright light. I had to go dark afterwards. And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, these feathers, who knows what happens if
Speaker 1: you feed them after midnight? So we left. We got
Speaker 1: home before midnight, and I did have Tacoba. I took off.
Speaker 1: I took off the dress. Don't worry, Janie, the one
Speaker 1: of a kind piece, I took it off. I got cozy,
Speaker 1: kept on my cozy socks. Oh you know what I wore.
Speaker 1: I wore Gia Judice, her uh, her swag, her merch line,
Speaker 1: her sweatshirt that they also had there. I wore that
Speaker 1: because I ended up wearing that when I got home,
Speaker 1: and that hoodie is brilliant so soft love it anyway, Gia,
Speaker 1: y owe me for that bloog. Just kidding. I love
Speaker 1: your mom, you know, but literally, I was so happy
Speaker 1: my kids were still up. We ended up putting on
Speaker 1: I don't even know why, but we sat there we
Speaker 1: ate taco Bell, dressed in my cozy socks from Capital One,
Speaker 1: and iHeart my hooded sweatshirt. Hooded sweatshirt, take that back,
Speaker 1: my hoodie and all the other kids were like, we're tired.
Speaker 1: Finn stayed up with me and we watched Liar Liar.
Speaker 1: That is old school, such a good movie, and Finn,
Speaker 1: it's nice, Like my life's so hectic right now. The
Speaker 1: kids have their friends and it's nice. Sometimes we're all
Speaker 1: we move as a unit because we have to. I
Speaker 1: don't get to spend individual time with every single kids
Speaker 1: often in I would like So that night everyone else
Speaker 1: went to bed. Bo was asleep already, so he got
Speaker 1: the reveal the next day skimpy toilet and Elf on
Speaker 1: the shelf and all the stuff I brought home with him,
Speaker 1: and he was like, this is the best. The next
Speaker 1: morning he goes he got his cameraman, the giant one,
Speaker 1: and he goes, Mom, this is the best day of
Speaker 1: my life. Like yes, but anyway, Phinn and then I
Speaker 1: connect and we watch Liar Liar and they know Jim
Speaker 1: Carrey and they love him, you know, they know him
Speaker 1: from the Grunch and I'm like, we're gonna go way back.
Speaker 1: So I took him back. We watched Liar Liar together
Speaker 1: and he goes, Mom, it's a really good movie. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's her mom's day. Yeah, bringing it all back bye,