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Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio Podcast. Okay back part two,

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Speaker 1: Oh it sounded fancy? Part two of My Wild jingle

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Speaker 1: Ball twenty twenty five nights. I'll do some refreshers so

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Speaker 1: you can keep up with the crazy story that is

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Speaker 1: my life. So it all came together. If you listen

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Speaker 1: to part one, you know, if you haven't, what are

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Speaker 1: you waiting for? Listen to part one and then listen

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Speaker 1: to this because the night goes on. Okay, So long

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Speaker 1: story short, everything came together. It was the almost the

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Speaker 1: fashion that wasn't fashionable. It was the dress, missap. It

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Speaker 1: was the red dress didn't work. I looked like a

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Speaker 1: bell with boobs on top. It was like a wedding

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Speaker 1: cake topper that no one wants. That almost didn't work out. Jane,

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Speaker 1: my friend and fashion per, saved the day with a

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Speaker 1: black outfit with feathers coming out of it. We still

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Speaker 1: can't agree if it's a bootier corset, Adrian, which is

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Speaker 1: it boostie r corset? I like there one in the

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Speaker 1: same right? Are they big fashion nista that I am?

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Speaker 1: Here we go? So I was wearing my boosset bootie corset.

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Speaker 1: That's a tory term. I just coined that you may

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Speaker 1: sit everyone. You're welcome, okay. So I was taking my

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Speaker 1: glam squad to jingle Ball to the event, Kim and

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Speaker 1: mishap of the day and timing wise, it was like

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Speaker 1: one thing led to another. Got my nails done by Anna.

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Speaker 1: My claws are back on. Oh wait, I feel like

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Speaker 1: you guys really like that ASMR moment, so I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go back to it. Was that as good for you

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Speaker 1: So I'm back. Anyway, we had the nails, the clause.

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Speaker 1: The timing just didn't work out, which is always and

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Speaker 1: Torri's world. Nothing works out, but then it all works out.

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to get my toes done by Anna because,

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Speaker 1: as I've told everybody, I haven't had a pedicare, like

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. That's right. I'm not proud of this,

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Speaker 1: you guys, but I'm just saying it's a fact. I

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Speaker 1: remember looking before. I'm not kidding. It really was like

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Speaker 1: note from episode one, part one Tangleball. That's I'm not

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Speaker 1: these little black booty shorts the show underneath, and these

419
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: rat ass high Basatchi heels. So I'm trying to like

420
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: walk shoulders back, got my chop going, and I'm stumbling,

421
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: you guys, because my headstone a line not like Shakira

422
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: and yep, I'm going back to the five sea sections. Everything.

423
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 1: It's like I'm walking. I'm trying to think what I

424
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,880
Speaker 1: was walking like in my mind, like a clod hopper

425
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: that's like a horse reference. Oh, which brings me back

426
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: to Chelsea Handler was there and I saw her at

427
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,400
Speaker 1: some point and my girls are like, oh my god,

428
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler. And I was said, oh, do you know her?

429
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: And I was like, do you want to say hi?

430
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, she hates me. I'm scared.

431
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: I'm terrified. And they said why and I said, well,

432
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: in the day, like back in the day when she

433
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: had hurt, you know, she had Chelsea Lately, she had

434
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: her talk show. She I said, she used to make

435
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: a joke about me. I want to say, like every week,

436
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,360
Speaker 1: and I could. I was so like, I loved her

437
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: so much. I thought she was so funny. And we

438
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: had actually met years before that when I had before

439
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: she blew up. When I did my show So Notorious

440
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: loosely based in my life, my two co creators and

441
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 1: writers and showrunners, Chris Alborghini and Mike Chessler, they were like,

442
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: Chelsea Handler, she's this up and coming comedian. Do you

443
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: want to go see her? Because we think she could

444
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: be it to play your best friend in the show.

445
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: That was loosely based. I played Tori, a version heighten

446
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: version of myself. It was a comedy, single camera, way

447
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: ahead of its time. She'd make a comeback, So no

448
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: two thousand, two point zero, so no two point Anyway,

449
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: went to the show. Chelsea was so funny and she

450
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: was so cool. We hung out afterwards and I was like,

451
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: we're good, and then cuts to Chelsea. This was not

452
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: my fault, like the network NBC, because then I did

453
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: the pilot for NBC and then it went on to

454
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 1: didn't get picked up. They picked up my name. My

455
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 1: name was Earl found out the Kentucky Derby. That's a

456
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: whole other story. Yeah. I was like, got that call,

457
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: feeling real good about myself, and then I was like,

458
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, listen, I'm not bitter. My name is Earl.

459
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: A great show, it deserved it. I'm still a little bitter. Anyway,

460
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't meant to be, but I was like, I

461
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: believe in this show and went on to sell it

462
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: to VH one. It was the first scripted show they

463
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: ever did. It might have been the last scripted show

464
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: they ever did because Flavor Flav my boyfriend who I

465
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: love so much, but he was doing a Flavor of Love?

466
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: Was that right where the girl who is the one?

467
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: It was a competition love show and basically she told

468
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: the producers like, I have to go to the bathroom,

469
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: and they made her stand up there and they were

470
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: like almost almost you know, we're filming. Took a ship

471
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: up there. Do you remember this, Adrian, Oh my god,

472
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: it looked it up this girl. I feel terrible for her.

473
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 1: It's all over. It went viral they back then, anyway,

474
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: so you see it. Oh yeah, she had explosive diarrheca.

475
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: She was like, I gotta go. She just like she

476
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: was in her defense. She was like, it's a competition show.

477
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: And I was listening to the producer and they said

478
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: just wait wait you know, and I couldn't hold anymore

479
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't. They said, no break, but they didn't know.

480
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: They were thought she probably just had to pee or something.

481
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: They were like, just hold it, were almost done filming.

482
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: Uh anyway, poor thing took a shit up there anyway,

483
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: So that was always my line, like, oh didn't work

484
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: at VH one. I guess, you know, just people shitting

485
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: themselves as all that works. Who knew I'd go on

486
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: to become friends with favor Flave love him anyway, that

487
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: was a long time ago. What was my point? Bring

488
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: me back? Who knows? One never knows Chelsea Handler. So

489
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: I thought we were all good. And then she went

490
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: on to become uber famous, had her own talk show,

491
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: and she would make jokes about me like a lot.

492
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't like once or twice, it was like often,

493
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: and self deprecating is my jam because I was like, well,

494
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: you can't beat them, join them, and so I was

495
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: always making jokes about myself, which Whitney Cummings, a comedian

496
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: who is brilliant and a very good friend of mine.

497
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: She was always like, you know what, so Notorious was

498
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: ahead of its time, and it's brilliant, and we're going

499
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: to make that show again. She goes, but we're not

500
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: gonna rely on self deprecating humor. She's like, you're bigger

501
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: than that. You've evolved. You don't have to put yourself

502
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 1: down to get the joke. Okay, I'm gonna go with that.

503
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: But at the time self deprecating was in, I could

504
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: take a lot. I had really tough skin. I had

505
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: no choice because people made fun of me in the

506
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,239
Speaker 1: press all the time. And then Chelsea Handler. I was like,

507
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: I thought she liked me? What is happening anyway? The

508
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: big thing that always stayed with me and I can't

509
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: ever unhear it. You can unhear words. Be careful what

510
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: you say about people. She called me horse face. Oh yeah, see,

511
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: I'm bringing that back around. I felt like I was

512
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: walking like a clawd hopper, like stomping like a horse. Anyway,

513
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: I saw Chelsea Handler that night and all I could

514
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: think is she called me horse face, which self deprecating,

515
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: I could take a joke. She and I didn't have

516
00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: a conversation, but ooh ok, let's see if we can

517
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: get her on the podcast. That would be amazing because

518
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: there's a really good story, which I'm gonna save it

519
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: for when Chelsea and I talk. But anyway, I ended

520
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: up doing her show, Chelsea Lately. After do you remember that? Like,

521
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: she had her talk show, but then she did a

522
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: scripted version of behind the scenes. It was kind of

523
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: very you know what I'm talking about, After Lately. It

524
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: was called her real writers were there, they had people

525
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: and it was like behind the scenes, but it was

526
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 1: scripted and improv and anyway, they asked me to be

527
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: on it, and I wanted to be like, no, she's

528
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: so mean to me. But I was like, just like

529
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: when they were like and Scream, the first one like, oh, great,

530
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: they're gonna make a movie about your life. Well never

531
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: Campbell says, well, my luck, they'll cast Tory smelling. I

532
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: was like, that's painful. They're saying I'm a bad actress,

533
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 1: but I'm going to use that. And I went on

534
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: to be in Scream too, which was like a famous

535
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: move on my part anyway, So I said, oh my god,

536
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: she's so mean to me. Absolutely, I'll do it. So

537
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: I went in and they scripted this whole thing and

538
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: it was really funny. She and I had nothing together.

539
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: It was like a celebrity was coming on the show

540
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: and behind the scenes and it was the writer's room.

541
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: And at the end, I threw in I don't remember

542
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: what it was, we'll have to find it, but you know,

543
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 1: Chelsea's not here, Da da dah. And as I'm leaving,

544
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: I said, tell her horse face says hello, and I

545
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: saw everyone freeze like and I left and one of

546
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: the writers afterwards was like, I was like, yeah, she

547
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: called me horse face on her show, and he's like, no,

548
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: I know, and he's like, you're really funny, and I

549
00:34:55,080 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: was like and self deprecating humor story of my career anyway.

550
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: So anyway, I haven't seen her still in all these years,

551
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: except with the Bravo boards where I won Autobiography of

552
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: the Year and instead of thinking my family, my husband

553
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: or God, I thinked because everyone does that award shows.

554
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: I thanked all my haters and I think Chelsea and

555
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: she was there, but that's a whole other story anyway.

556
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: So yeah, she was there that night, but I was

557
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: scared to say hi. But now I want to say hi,

558
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: but like not high. I just want to like have

559
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: a conversation on my podcast. I'm going to manifest that.

560
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: Going back to getting to the red carpet, I am

561
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: trying to hustle on these heels. I'm stomping like a

562
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: horse and I'm like, oh my gosh, so my glam

563
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: My friends, Jewels and Kim link arms with me, but

564
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm still walking like and I said, wait, guys, stop stop,

565
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: don't link arms. And I'm like why and I was like,

566
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: we're helping you because these heels are high. I said no,

567
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: because no one in my life, like someone will be

568
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 1: like Toy's spelling had to be helped by friends because

569
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: she was drunk. Meanwhile, stone cold sober. Anyway, so I

570
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: wanted to take off the shoes, and I said, guys,

571
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: can can I take off these shoes so we can

572
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: friggin walk and run? And I was like, no, to oneself,

573
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 1: next time Haru drives me, take a pair of flipflops.

574
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: And so anyway, they were like, eh, no, no, no, no,

575
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna walk on these floors that you're gonna get disease.

576
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, at this point, you know, you

577
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: don't know how bad and my tone notes are like,

578
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: but I didn't. I listened to them, and I said, oh,

579
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: I wish I had socks. And I looked over and

580
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: I said, wait, as we're walking fast, I was like,

581
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: any of the merch places have like fun socks or something. Anyway,

582
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: I stayed in those mofo heels and I got there

583
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: and I was out of breath and my feet were

584
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: killing me. And I was like, okay, here we are,

585
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 1: put on your poker face, uh, and let's go do

586
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: the red carpet. And then right before I stepped on

587
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: and was like, are you ready, I'm like yes. And

588
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh god, this dress. It's perfect

589
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: for an over the shoulder look and it's see through

590
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,319
Speaker 1: except for the black booty shorts ak like full butt

591
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: underwear part of the dress. I was like, oh god,

592
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: wedgie alert, I got a weggie and I'm like, oh

593
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: my god, right cheek it's like going up my crack.

594
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. I can't go into

595
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: the red carpet like this. Uh. And then I was like, okay, well,

596
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: everyone was gonna pick it out. Sorry, this is me.

597
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: And then I went to do it and I remembered

598
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: my claws are back. The dress is super tight. The

599
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: sheer part. Oh my god. I couldn't do it. So

600
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: I had to like I had to knuckle it. I

601
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: had to knuckle that weggie out. But I did it

602
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: really quick. In fact, I did so quick. Emma, who

603
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: earlier was like, do you want me to take bts,

604
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm like video behind the scenes, quae. Yes. Uh. Emma

605
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: actually captured me pulling my knuckling my wedgie out of

606
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: my right butt cheek right as I go onto the

607
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: red carpet. Yeah, I have that video. It's on my

608
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 1: Instagram right now. Anyway, I step onto the red carpet,

609
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: shoulders back, you know, got my pose down, doing all

610
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: the looks. Usually I talk a lot, like I talk

611
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: to everyone because I see all the same, you know,

612
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 1: photographers on the press line, the paparazzi, and I always

613
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 1: want to be like, hi, how are you? Oh wait,

614
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: give me a second, oh that. But I've taken note

615
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: lately because when I do that, I'm just giving them

616
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: reason to post a photo of me like mid like

617
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: my eyes popping out, mid mouth, like oh, you know talking.

618
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: I've seen celebrities like the A listers, you know what

619
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: they do, and I see the videos. They walk, they

620
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: don't talk, They hold their frame, they hold their luck.

621
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: They look one set of photographers, then they go to

622
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: the ring down the line. They do their different poses,

623
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 1: but they don't spend too much time talking to them

624
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: because you're just giving them something bad to post. So

625
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn anyway, I'm doing the red carpet.

626
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: It's uneven. I'm not sure why, but it's red. It's

627
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Speaker 1: a carpet. They were like maybe the electrical chords were underneath,

628
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: probably so they could get lights in for all the

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00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: people doing interviews, like you know, they had the video

630
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: crews there and everything. So I'm trying to walk in

631
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: these black VERSATCHI heels, but I'm like starting to stumble,

632
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, that's all I need

633
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: is to freaking go down on this red carpet. At

634
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: least I got the wedgie out. But I'm gonna go

635
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: down this red carpet and they're gonna be like, oh

636
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: my god, Tori smelling down and out at jingle Ball.

637
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: You can get it down and out in Barbara Hills. God,

638
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: that's an old reference. That's an old movie starting that

639
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Richard Dreyfus female. Basically, it's about a

640
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: wealthy family in Beverly Hills and they take Nick Nolty. Yes,

641
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: he takes in a homeless man, correct, who ends up

642
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: having an affair with his wife. Oh my gosh, I

643
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: know exactly. I could see her. She just look at me.

644
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, who is the female? Oh, just you know,

645
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: just bet, just Bet Middler. I can't Richard Dreyfz Bet

646
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: Middler or Nalty Correct. He was the homeless man that

647
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: they made the clean cut. It's, oh my gosh, great movie.

648
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: If you have to, I have to show my kids.

649
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: That movie. That's eighties right, that's old school anyway, I digress.

650
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: So then I'm like in my head, I'm like, I'm

651
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: going to get these sails off before I go down.

652
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: I can't stumble here. But being the good show pony

653
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: I am. Oh see, I brought back that horse of reference.

654
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: There you go. That's called a call back people. I'm

655
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: real good. Uh. I finished all the photos through the

656
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 1: back over the shoulder, did all my interviews really excited,

657
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: talked about jingle Ball, talked about my iHeart family, proud

658
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: of my two podcasts, plug this shit out of misspelling

659
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: podcast yo, and also told them how Brian, Austin Green

660
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: and I are going to be in Vegas December twenty eighth.

661
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: We're doing Brian and Torry after Dark because the Backstreet

662
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: Boys have, you know, their big residency, and we're going

663
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: to be at Voltaire. This is a shameless plug. Yeah,

664
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's my podcast. We're going to be at

665
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: Voltaire and we are the after party. So that's right.

666
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 1: I believe it starts at eleven pm. Oh my god,

667
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: how am I gonna stay awake? Resbleu? Yeah, so Voltaire,

668
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: it's connected. It's the it's a really cool venue because

669
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 1: it's one of I think the only one of the

670
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: only it's a club atmosphere, but it also has seats,

671
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: so it's like an immersive experience, full tear, and we're

672
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: doing the after Dark. Yeah, we're gonna have some peach cocktails, mocktails.

673
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 1: Brian and I are gonna host it, and we're gonna

674
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,280
Speaker 1: have a DJ color Me bad As playing. It's gonna

675
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: be a night. So if you're in Vegas December twenty eighth,

676
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: come check us out. You can go to Voltaire dot com.

677
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: Tickets go on sale pre sale December ninth. Here we

678
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: are okay. Anyhow, so I talked about that the Brian

679
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: and I are super excited host that night. We're gonna

680
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: have all nineties music. Brian and I are gonna like

681
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: party it up with you. You know, Donna mart't graduated,

682
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: she got drunkard pron So there's gonna be some champagne

683
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: and yeah, and it's also our silver wedding anniversary David

684
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: and Donna, Donna, David, what comes first, Chicken or the

685
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: head male female alphabetical order briand plus story there you go.

686
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: So anyway, it's our twenty fifth wedding anniversary of David

687
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: and Donna. They got married on camera the very last

688
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: episode of nine O two and oh tenth season in

689
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: two thousand and it is twenty twenty five, you guys,

690
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: and start twenty fifth wedding anniversary, which is really cool

691
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 1: because that's like an iconic There's always monumental anniversaries, right,

692
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: like ten year anniversary, twenty five years. I remember my parents'

693
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: twenty fifth wedding anniversary and we had family and friends.

694
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. My dad went to SMU and he

695
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 1: was a yell leader before he became a writer, actor

696
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:58,240
Speaker 1: and then producer. So I remember at the twenty fifth

697
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: wedding anniversary of my mom dad SMU, they like came

698
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: out and brought his like yell, like cheer, like they

699
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: had it framed there, like because it was iconic that

700
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: Aaron Spelling went to SMU and they brought out something

701
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: and SMU came, I want to say, like the marching

702
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: band and all that. I don't know. We used to

703
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: leave it really fancy life, but he was so grateful

704
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: and so proud of going to SMU. And my dad

705
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: is from Dallas, Texas. Anyway, I digress. It is David

706
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: and Donna's twenty fifth wedding anniversary. Lisa got a twenty

707
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: fifth wedding anniversary on camera, which will live on forever.

708
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 1: Iconic couple Brian Austin Green and I are still best

709
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: friends in real life and we raise our families together,

710
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: and yeah, so anyway, it's our anniversary year. It's the

711
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: Silver Anniversary and where David and Donna Silver get it,

712
00:45:53,880 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: get it? Okay. So I finished the red carpet, and

713
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: as soon as I finished the red carpet, I'm like,

714
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: oh my god, these heels have to come off. I

715
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm gonna walk around barefoot the rest of

716
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: the night. So I take the heels off. But I

717
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: haven't quite finished the red carpet yet, because I'm like,

718
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: still on it. I just moved past the last video interview.

719
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 1: So of course I take off my shoes and I'm like, oh, cute,

720
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: let's take some photos because I hadn't taken a photo

721
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: in the red carpet yet with Kim and jewels, and

722
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, girl, let's get in. I'll

723
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: just stand on my tippy toes. So I go to

724
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 1: pull my dress up. Hopefully no one got a picture

725
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 1: of this, but all of a sudden, I look down,

726
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm like the toes, Oh my god, the friggin toes.

727
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It all comes back around. Something was

728
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: telling me to clip those toenails. Oh god, before the

729
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: gynecologist that was only a week ago, would have been

730
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: okay anyway, didn't do it. So there they are cutest

731
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: feet in the books anyway, but there's the long toenails.

732
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: And people love, you know, wiki feet. They love to

733
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: rate celebrities feet. I have a pretty high score. But

734
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: you know pictures and now people zoom in right, so

735
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: if you take a picture of someone and they happen

736
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: to be showing toes, you could like zoom in screenshot it. Anyway.

737
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: I famously love to make jokes on Misspelling podcast about

738
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 1: my feet Finder career because this goes back to a

739
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: story years ago on Christmas where my son Finn was

740
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: like mom, because I was like, oh, my friend Denis

741
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: Richard she joined OnlyFans and he was like OnlyFans, Mom,

742
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: forget it. I was like, oh, you know, and he

743
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: was like no way. He's like, you want the real money, mom,

744
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: feet Finder. At the time, I didn't no feet find her.

745
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: It was on Christmas. I've told this story before, and

746
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: it was like we had had a huge Christmas Eve.

747
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: We went all out a full day. I was just

748
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: gonna cook dinner and I was like guys, and we're like, nope,

749
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: we'll do it tomorrow. Uh, and we ended up just

750
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: ordering Chinese food. Finn at the time like never looked

751
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: up from his phone. I thought, he's not even hearing

752
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: this conversation. We were at the other end. It was

753
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: my baby daddy, so my then husband Dean, his son

754
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: Jack Lola, Jack's sister. So we're like the older ones,

755
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: you know, the younger ones are kind of sitting down

756
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 1: the other end of the table. They weren't that young

757
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 1: that this was just in twenty twenty three. Uh nope,

758
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. I'm a date girl anyway. Uh yeah,

759
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 1: when we thought they don't hear anything, and that's when

760
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: he like looks up. He followed. The whole conversation was

761
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: like feet find her, mom, that's the way you make

762
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: all your money. That was a fun night because I

763
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,959
Speaker 1: I went down a deep rabbit hole a feet finder

764
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: because I didn't even know what it was. But I

765
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: always make a joke now because of that story. On

766
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: my podcast like ooh, all's fails, I'll have my feet

767
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: Finder career. Oh, I can always have feet Finder. And

768
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: then I always ask like guests like do you know

769
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: feed finder? And most of them are like no, what's

770
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 1: feet finder? So it's this running joke in my life.

771
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 1: And then we cut to my toes on a huge

772
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: giant jingle Ball twenty twenty five red carpet. Cut to

773
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 1: my toes, the long ass claw like and not good

774
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: claus like these just like unquaffed, long, jinky toenails. So

775
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, well I loved you

776
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: ever Adri there at the time, I did not notice.

777
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 1: To be honest, I really didn't. I noticed you were

778
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 1: my toenails. They did not notice any terrible looking toes.

779
00:49:53,920 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: Really correct, Well, I was like, oh my toenails, my toes,

780
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: And then you and I made the joke like, well

781
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: there goes my feet finder career. God, now I feel

782
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: compelled to take a picture and show the world. I

783
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that. Nope, nope, nope, nope. You know what

784
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: feet Finder? They have like niche markets, like people are like, oh,

785
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: you know like fetishes, like oh we like dirty feet,

786
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: We like you know some weird ass shit. I'm sure

787
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: there's like long toenail ones on there. In fact, I'll

788
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: look this up after right, but we want to know

789
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: that I have to get a pedicure. That's the message

790
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 1: here is I need to get an actual pedicure. It'll

791
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: be my yearly pedicure. It is December twenty twenty five. Anyway,

792
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: this all works out. We go to the gifting suite

793
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,040
Speaker 1: and Emma so and I. She's like, you know what,

794
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: don't worry. If you don't want to do the gifting,

795
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: you don't have to do it. And I said, no, no, no,

796
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: you know, all these like companies are here and it's

797
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: really nice and it helps them out if you promote

798
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: them and like take a picture with the things they're

799
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: they're giving you a to you for free, which is

800
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: super kind. So I always do the gifting suite. This one,

801
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: oh my god, was the best yet. iHeart O the

802
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 1: lineup you had. All I'm gonna say is something told

803
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: me like I really wanted to go get a cocktail

804
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: with my it's mom's night out. I wanted to go

805
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: to the lounge and have like a drink because we

806
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: haven't had one drink yet. Right, just one drink with

807
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: my girls and have our night out. But something really

808
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: told me I got to do this gifting suite. Glad

809
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: I did it because I walk in, I screamed. I

810
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: squealed the first table. I see Skibbity Toilet, Adrian, this

811
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: doesn't mean think to us, but Skibbity Toilet is like

812
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: the biggest thing for the kids, like the teens. Oh

813
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: my god, so Skimmity Toilet had this even start. I

814
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: don't really know, but my kids used to prank me,

815
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: and before it was like big, like it's the cartoon.

816
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: It's basically like a toilet and like a superhero like

817
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: guy like coming out of the toilet and it's like

818
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: Skimbity Toilet and he saves the day. And it's not

819
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: not that it's not peac like. Even the kids know it,

820
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: the young kids, So I don't know. Anyway, it's all

821
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 1: the rage. I believe they have short cartoons. Anyway, come

822
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: to find out, Michael, it's so huge and it's taken

823
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: off so big that Michael Bay is making the Skibbity

824
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: Toilet movie. This is how I come to find out.

825
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: So I see Skimby Toilet, I already felt bad that

826
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: I was leaving my kids for the night, and bo

827
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: is so bummed, and I was just like a bingo

828
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: like Skibbity toilet, I'm gonna this. Wow, this is going

829
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: to be everything. So, I mean, I used to not

830
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: know this when it first started. The kids like they

831
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 1: always want to get the parents because we're old and

832
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: not cool to say words that they like do it.

833
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,439
Speaker 1: So they'd be like, oh, skibby toilet. But they didn't

834
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: say that to me. They tried to convince me. One

835
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: of our friends. She literally they told me that was

836
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: her middle name is Skibvity, because they wanted me to

837
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 1: say her full name was Skibbty so they could all

838
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 1: punk me and then go and be like I didn't know.

839
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, that's an unfortunate middle name, Skivity.

840
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: That's weird that family name, Like, where'd that come from? Skibvity,

841
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: Like she has such a beautiful first and last name

842
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: like Scivity. Okay, so I said it for a good

843
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: long time, you guys, I thought that girl's name and

844
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: she's like a close friend and family like to us,

845
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 1: I thought our middle was Skibbney. Anyhow, so I go

846
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: up and I say, oh my god, I'm Tory. I

847
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: meet Dylan who works with Skimby Toilet. They have a

848
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: whole product line. Now I think it's a target. It's like,

849
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't know where it is, but literally it's entire

850
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: product line. They had calendars, they had all the characters.

851
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,320
Speaker 1: They literally had small ones. They had big like Transformer

852
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: giant ones. And I was like, oh my god, coloring books, everything.

853
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 1: I said, Dylan, you have no idea. Oh my god,

854
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: I my kid's favorite. And he's like, oh cool, thank you.

855
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 1: And I said, oh my son, bo I said. He

856
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: said who's his favorite character? And I said, oh my god,

857
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know Skibbey Toilet. And I said,

858
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: excuse me, do you mind if I call him? Yes,

859
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: he's eight and he has a phone, feel free to

860
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: judge me. So a text in him instead and I say,

861
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: who is your favorite character from Skibbity Toilet? And he

862
00:54:56,120 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: wrote back, cameraman Why. I said, don't worry about it.

863
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,720
Speaker 1: I'll be home in a couple hours. Be a good boy.

864
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: Santa's watching anyway, I say, cameraman and Dylan goes, ooh god.

865
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 1: He goes because they're giving everyone these like small figurines, right,

866
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,479
Speaker 1: like figures, Action figures, and he's like, oh my god,

867
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: everyone loves that one. I just gave out the last

868
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 1: one and I was like, oh, it's okay, it's okay,

869
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: and he was like, you know, he was like no,

870
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: He's like, I really like your energy, and I'm an

871
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: energy person. I said I like your energy too, and

872
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 1: he's like, and you're really nice. And I was like thanks,

873
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: so are you, and he goes, well, I'm telling you guys.

874
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: It was like two feet three feet this giant cameraman

875
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 1: just sitting at his like gifting table and he's like,

876
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: here's cameraman. And I said this one. What and he goes,

877
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: take it home. Be the hero that you are. Oh

878
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: my god, blew my mind. Of course, for like a

879
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: good two months, I'd be like I can't take this.

880
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not worth it. Oh my god, I

881
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: feel bad. And he was like, no, take it. And

882
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: so I'm like, all right, fine, you don't have to

883
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: ask tell me twice. He told me like seven times.

884
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: Could I say no, no, no, I can't take it. No, no, no,

885
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: I can't take it. Okay? So I took it. Giant

886
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: got it didn't have heels on. I couldn't have walked

887
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: with that thing. That's how massive it was. My kids

888
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: love the word massive. They try to make me say massive,

889
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:37,640
Speaker 1: massive whatever. Anyway, he says to me, how many kids

890
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: you have and I said five. They're such huge fans

891
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: and he goes So that's when he told me Michael

892
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: Bay is doing like it's the cartoon the Shorts, but

893
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: he's making a live action Skimpy Toilet movie. And he

894
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: did Transformers back in the day, and he's seeing it

895
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: as like the new model for like Transformers, then Skimpy

896
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: Toilet is the day. And I was like, that is brilliant,

897
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, do you want to come to

898
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: the Michael based studios and bring the kids and get

899
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: behind the scenes, like, come see what's going on for

900
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: the day. They can see people actually doing the cartoons

901
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: sketching Skibby Toilet it's going to come out. And I said,

902
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, I said, wow, are you really trying

903
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: to make me a hero? Yes, so I'm happy to

904
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: say that the kids and I are going to go

905
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: do that in the new year. So I'm super sorry

906
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: to pumped. Anyway. Other notable things I got to see

907
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: Thrive Cosmetics. There were a great cause love them. Oh

908
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: my gosh, there were so many. Oh the fart book.

909
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the fart book. The most talented fart are

910
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: Ruthanne always gets mad because she was like, stop always

911
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: talking about farts and poop. And I'm like, I'm like

912
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: a five year old. I love talking about farts and poop. Sorry.

913
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 1: So anyway, I took a picture with them. Love that

914
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,360
Speaker 1: brought that home. Bo has not stopped. You push the

915
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: button and it farts as you tell the story. He

916
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: loves the book, Thank you, and I believe Michael Rosenbaum

917
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: wrote that so really cool. Anyway, there's so many other

918
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: good things. I got to make a charm bracelet. I

919
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 1: really had fun doing that. Got to see a lot

920
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:20,919
Speaker 1: of things. And then all of a sudden, before we're

921
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: kind of near the end, I look over and Elf

922
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: on the shelf is there. Oh my god, oh let's

923
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: bring this home. So I walk over and I say

924
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: to them, oh my gosh, you have no idea. I

925
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: am such a huge fan. You have been part of

926
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 1: our history, of our tradition. Every year, I love slash

927
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: hate you. And she looks at me and she goes,

928
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: I understand, and I'm like, oh, my god. I said,

929
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: do you have a minute because you're dealing with a

930
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 1: lot of people, and she's like, it's near the end

931
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: of the night. She's like please, and I said, I

932
00:58:56,560 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: just got a vent to someone. So Mike I was like,

933
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: go big or go home. I said, I have five

934
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 1: kids eighteen to eight. And I said, when I started

935
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: this all I went big. It's like birthday parties. I

936
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: didn't know I was going to have five kids. I

937
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: didn't know i'd be fifty two and exhausted. I didn't

938
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: know that I would have to live up to what

939
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: I created. So I used to di why the shit

940
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: out of that? Back in the day when Liam still in,

941
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: Finn and Hattie were a little I mean, I went

942
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,600
Speaker 1: balls to the wall that would it would be the

943
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: most creative thing, and I had fun doing it. I

944
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:41,919
Speaker 1: love creating a story, so I would go all out

945
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: and I would create the craziest best DIY things. I

946
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: remember last one year, I like baked the mesal lasagnia

947
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 1: because I'm famous for making lasagna, and I put the

948
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: recipe no no elves harmed in the making hand lasagna

949
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: like the oven was not on. But I made up

950
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: an elf recipe for Lassana, of course, it was all

951
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 1: instead of the savory, it was sugar. Like I'm telling you,

952
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: I felt long and hard about these not This is

953
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 1: what's fun for me is I never thought any of

954
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: them out. I would literally wait for the kids to

955
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 1: go to bed and I would be like, brain on creativity, Hi,

956
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 1: let's go, and I would just walk in and look

957
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: around and see what came to me. And it was

958
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 1: part of the fun for me was improving basically. I

959
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: love improv and acting basically, so I was like, let's

960
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: go with it anyway. So I start to tell her.

961
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: I said, now, Bo, who is eight, the older kids

962
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 1: have taken over. I have handed them the elf baton

963
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: and they're my girls are doing all this creative like

964
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: do I whys? And really cute because you know they

965
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,919
Speaker 1: came out of utero basically do I wy? And their

966
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: crafters a hurt and I said, my boys, though, oh

967
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: my god, they will do some like not appropriate, funny

968
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: dirty things that you know, my eight year old and

969
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: like their in Ternald thinking like funny and I'm like,

970
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: poor Bo. She goes, oh my god, I've heard the

971
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: craziest stories. So we swapped stories. I was like they

972
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: did this one. I was kind of dirty they did

973
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: this one. And then she's like, oh, I've had parents

974
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: tell me that they came down and their teenager, like

975
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: their ninth year olds, had done this for the little one.

976
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,919
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. So we're laughing. Long

977
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: story short, She's like, do you want anything? And I

978
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh. And this time I said

979
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: yes to the elf. I was like, lay it on

980
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,360
Speaker 1: me because I'm gonna go home and bow. Oh my gosh.

981
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: I was already feeling pretty good because I, you know,

982
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: we had gotten all this like skippity toilet. So by

983
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: the way, we have like old school elves. Wow, the

984
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: sun just changed. We have old school elves. So we've

985
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: had the same elves for years. Like I didn't know

986
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: there was new stuff this year. Elf mates, the ones

987
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: they can touch, my god, you don't have to put

988
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: some in sugar mixture. My poor our elves have like

989
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 1: they've been touched so many times that came off wrong,

990
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 1: and you always have to, like the kid touches them

991
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: to get their magic back, you have to like put

992
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 1: cinnamon and sugar and mix them up and then they

993
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: get their magic back. But tradition I couldn't change it

994
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: down our elves because we've had them forever. So they

995
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: have like brown stained collars from cinnamon and like all

996
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,479
Speaker 1: this stuff. But I didn't know they make new ones.

997
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: Now there's like elf babies, there's the Frosty, the snowman.

998
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: I mean, we have this dog, we have the fox,

999
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: we have whatever. But yeah, anyway, all this fun new stuff.

1000
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 1: So but was super psyched to get all that. So

1001
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: do that and then I'm walking and I know, like God,

1002
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to walk back out of here at

1003
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 1: the end of the night. I cannot put these shoes

1004
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: back on. I don't know what I'm gonna do. And

1005
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: it's like magic happened, you know, I believe in signs.

1006
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: Right before I'm leaving, I heard says, oh, do you

1007
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: mind doing one picture with the tree, And I believe

1008
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: it was the Capital One tree that sponsored that worked

1009
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: with iHeart and sponsored, and they said it socks, fuzzy socks.

1010
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: All we need is a picture of you, like posing

1011
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: with the sock. Oh, what bring it back around? I said, oh,

1012
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: first of all, gladly anything from my iHeart family. And

1013
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 1: then I took that sock. Oh look at me, I mean,

1014
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: it's days later. I'm still wearing these fuzzy socks. Don't worry,

1015
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: I wash them. You're right anyway, Oh my god, the

1016
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: best fuzzy socks ever. Anyway, I put those fuzzy socks

1017
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: on and I was able to leave. We did go

1018
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 1: down to the lounge. We did have I never do shots.

1019
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: I actually, because I was with my girls, we had

1020
01:03:53,640 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 1: tequila shots silver Blanco. Oh, silver wedding anniversary. Uh. I

1021
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 1: never do tequila. Nothing good comes from tequila. I've learned

1022
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: that in the past that I stopped, but we did.

1023
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 1: We had two tequila shots with a spray back. I'm like,

1024
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: is that a thing? I only know pickle back? But

1025
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't go out Anyway, The girls and I had

1026
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: a great time, and I wore my socks easily walk

1027
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: back to the car. And that was our night. What

1028
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: a beautiful night. And in fact, for someone who was

1029
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: like originally like I'm gonna go alone, be there for

1030
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 1: my iHeart family. I'm gonna walk that red carpet, do

1031
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,800
Speaker 1: my press interviews, and then just go back home. I

1032
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:48,440
Speaker 1: went from that to as we were leaving the lounge,

1033
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: I heard someone say, night, Torri, you're closing the place

1034
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 1: dan On grants. It was only eleven o'clock. It's not

1035
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: like it's crazy late. My girls and I we went out.

1036
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,240
Speaker 1: We had a mo night out and we closed the

1037
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 1: place down. And then I was like, oh, these black feathers,

1038
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 1: God be really careful with these. And I don't know,

1039
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: it's eleven o'clock. Better get home before midnight. Who knows

1040
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: what those feathers would have turned into. Oh my gosh,

1041
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: imagine the feathers. Don't feed them after midnight. Ooh, it

1042
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 1: would turn into like vulture. Now I have no in there.

1043
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:34,920
Speaker 1: But I was like, we got to get home before

1044
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: midnight at that but I was like, we gotta get

1045
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 1: home before midnight because I don't know. It's kind of

1046
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 1: like Cinderella at the ball, like what happens the pumpkin disappears,

1047
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: like I don't know, the shoes had already disappeared. And

1048
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: I was like, who knows if we don't get home

1049
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: before midnight. I mean there's that version like the Cinderella,

1050
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 1: like I gotta get home before midnight because everything goes

1051
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 1: away and I'm the bell of the ball. Oh you

1052
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 1: get it, I'm bringing it back. And then I was like,

1053
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: of course, I always have to make like a Gremlins reference.

1054
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: So I had to go dark. I couldn't just be

1055
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: bright light. I had to go dark afterwards. And I

1056
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:11,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh, these feathers, who knows what happens if

1057
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: you feed them after midnight? So we left. We got

1058
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: home before midnight, and I did have Tacoba. I took off.

1059
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:22,160
Speaker 1: I took off the dress. Don't worry, Janie, the one

1060
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 1: of a kind piece, I took it off. I got cozy,

1061
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: kept on my cozy socks. Oh you know what I wore.

1062
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:36,080
Speaker 1: I wore Gia Judice, her uh, her swag, her merch line,

1063
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: her sweatshirt that they also had there. I wore that

1064
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 1: because I ended up wearing that when I got home,

1065
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 1: and that hoodie is brilliant so soft love it anyway, Gia,

1066
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,760
Speaker 1: y owe me for that bloog. Just kidding. I love

1067
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:57,360
Speaker 1: your mom, you know, but literally, I was so happy

1068
01:06:57,840 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 1: my kids were still up. We ended up putting on

1069
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:04,440
Speaker 1: I don't even know why, but we sat there we

1070
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: ate taco Bell, dressed in my cozy socks from Capital One,

1071
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,480
Speaker 1: and iHeart my hooded sweatshirt. Hooded sweatshirt, take that back,

1072
01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: my hoodie and all the other kids were like, we're tired.

1073
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:21,240
Speaker 1: Finn stayed up with me and we watched Liar Liar.

1074
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: That is old school, such a good movie, and Finn,

1075
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: it's nice, Like my life's so hectic right now. The

1076
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: kids have their friends and it's nice. Sometimes we're all

1077
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 1: we move as a unit because we have to. I

1078
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 1: don't get to spend individual time with every single kids

1079
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,439
Speaker 1: often in I would like So that night everyone else

1080
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: went to bed. Bo was asleep already, so he got

1081
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 1: the reveal the next day skimpy toilet and Elf on

1082
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 1: the shelf and all the stuff I brought home with him,

1083
01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: and he was like, this is the best. The next

1084
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 1: morning he goes he got his cameraman, the giant one,

1085
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:55,960
Speaker 1: and he goes, Mom, this is the best day of

1086
01:07:55,960 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: my life. Like yes, but anyway, Phinn and then I

1087
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: connect and we watch Liar Liar and they know Jim

1088
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 1: Carrey and they love him, you know, they know him

1089
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 1: from the Grunch and I'm like, we're gonna go way back.

1090
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 1: So I took him back. We watched Liar Liar together

1091
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 1: and he goes, Mom, it's a really good movie. I'm like,

1092
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: that's her mom's day. Yeah, bringing it all back bye,