1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms. 3 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: Little Mouse Speak. 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 3: TEXTA seventy five nine two says when I was fourteen, 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 3: I memorized Pie to twenty decimal places, thinking it had 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 3: impressed girls and get me action. 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 4: It would have impressed Alexis. She did the same thing. 8 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 2: It's so cool, he. 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 3: Says five years later. The only person who was impressed 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 3: was my science teacher, mister Willoughby, who asked me to 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 3: film a video of it for his niece. 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: See kids, math is cool. 13 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 3: So pure sounds like mister Willoughby knows a bad boy 14 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 3: when he sees one. And if you're bad, we won't 15 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 3: film you, but we will let you confess your naughty 16 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 3: little secrets here on the radio while keeping you perfectly anonymous. 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 3: And we have a guy on the line who's chosen 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 3: Drew as his fake name. Drew. Welcome to the show, man. 19 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 5: Hey, don I don't. 20 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 4: Know you know, but to be allowed on the show, 21 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 4: you have to go to at least the fourteenth point 22 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 4: of Pie. 23 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 3: Oh, we're going to quiz you on that after we're 24 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 3: done getting your secret, so be ready. But the voice 25 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 3: changer is on. You are the mass speaker whenever you're ready, 26 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 3: Let's hear your confession. 27 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 5: Okay, I got married about six years ago. 28 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 4: Do we say congratulations? 29 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,119 Speaker 2: That's part of the confession. 30 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 3: I have been burned so many times congratulating people on 31 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 3: their marriages. We've totally stopped. 32 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 2: You know what, I take it back. Congrats on when 33 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 2: you were happy. 34 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you still are, but six years ago you 35 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:34,759 Speaker 3: got married. 36 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, six years ago, got married, and it was my 37 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 5: responsibility to send in our marriage certificate to get it certified. 38 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 3: Right, Okay, yeah. 39 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 5: My plan was to submitted at work one day, but 40 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 5: before that happened, I get this random phone call from 41 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 5: one of my wife's bridesmaids, and she sounds very distraught. 42 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 3: Uh oh, I don't know. 43 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 4: And why would she be calling you? That's always weird. 44 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, why not call your wife? 45 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 5: Good side? And she basically told me that my wife 46 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 5: cheated during their bachelorette trip. 47 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 3: No, she comes out with this after you guys are 48 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 3: married immediately. 49 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 4: I mean you can kind of understand. You're sitting with it, 50 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 4: you don't know what to say, things are rolling, it's 51 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,920 Speaker 4: going through, and then you come back and you're like 52 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 4: a that is. 53 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 2: A lot of weight to know, like, I mean, this 54 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 2: will destroy everything if I tell them. Yeah, but is 55 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 2: that the right thing to do? But you give the 56 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,959 Speaker 2: wife opportunity to tell her that could be, that could be. 57 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 3: To drop on you, dude. 58 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 4: I mean you're still in the annulment. Oh wait, you 59 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 4: haven't done the paperwork yet. 60 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 5: Oh good? 61 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 3: So wait, what happened? What happened? 62 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 5: I mean, I'm obviously like asking her questions about it. 63 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 5: She didn't know the full details of what happened, but 64 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 5: she said lines were definitely crossed. 65 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 4: Dude, I mean, it's a big conversation you have to 66 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 4: have with your new bride. 67 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,959 Speaker 3: No, I mean a cool bachelorette party. But still, yeah, 68 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 3: did you like totally freak out at the news. 69 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 5: I'm definite heart broken, you know, no doubt. 70 00:02:59,000 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 2: That's a bummer. 71 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 3: Man. 72 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but. 73 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 5: I'll trying to stay calm about it and try to 74 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 5: rationalize that. You know, she was drinking a lot, and 75 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 5: maybe it didn't go that far. You know, it's cross lines. 76 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 4: I don't know, but you don't have all the details, right. 77 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 5: But at the same time, of course, I thought, I'm 78 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 5: going to protect myself, so I decided not to submit 79 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 5: our marriag certificate to the courts. 80 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, until you get an answer from your new 81 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:29,919 Speaker 4: wife what's going on. 82 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 5: Well my thinking was, of course, look, she's capable to 83 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,080 Speaker 5: do that before our wedding. Who knows down the road? 84 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 2: You forgive her and then she's like, oh, he'll forgive 85 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 2: me again. What happened? 86 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 4: It's such a sign of not an awesome person. 87 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 3: It is. So did you immediately go and confront your 88 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 3: wife about it? 89 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 5: Honestly? No, I never brought it up to her. 90 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 4: Wait, what what do you mean? And you never knew 91 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 4: what exactly happened? Like what if the friend saw something 92 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 4: wrong or ever did something like she. 93 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 2: Just hugged the guy And she's like, I swear the 94 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 2: kids were the friends drunk too. Yeah, everyone's drunk on 95 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 2: a bachelorette party. 96 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you? 97 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 5: Because I loved her, and like I wanted to give 98 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 5: her the benefit of the doubt. 99 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 2: You were a forgiving man. 100 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 3: So you're saying you continued on staying with her even 101 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 3: though you weren't officially married by the marriage certificate. 102 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 5: Exactly, So I like to call it our pretend marriage. 103 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 104 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 2: And then you never told her. 105 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 5: I did not, And sure enough, five years in the 106 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 5: marriage it comes out that she's having affair with one 107 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 5: of her coworkers. 108 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: Oh, it's so unlike herde god, I just don't know 109 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: how you stayed in that without discussing it and how 110 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 1: heavy that must have been for you. 111 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 2: I mean, what happened. 112 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, looking back, it's not great. I confronted her about it, 113 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,119 Speaker 5: and I told her I knew, and not just about 114 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,919 Speaker 5: the affair, but also what went down at the bachelorette party. 115 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, and she of course was livid body. 116 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 5: And then she drops the I'm getting a divorced and 117 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 5: I'm going to take half of everything you own. 118 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 2: Oh, and you're like, I got some in my back pocket. 119 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 2: That's gonna feel good. 120 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 3: What did you say? 121 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,160 Speaker 5: Not to be patty, but I was laughing my ass off, 122 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 5: and I'm just like, good luck with that, because I'd 123 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 5: never stood good at the marriage certificate. 124 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 3: Oh married, lady, minds out like you should have wanted 125 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 3: to change your name because you would have found out. 126 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,239 Speaker 3: Yeah justice, dude, Oh my god. 127 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,040 Speaker 5: She thought it was bluffing, but told her the whole story, 128 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 5: and uh, needless to say, she was beside herself, and 129 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 5: I kicked her out of the house and Uh, turned 130 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,159 Speaker 5: out to be the best decision of my life. 131 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad there was a happy ending for you 132 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:55,160 Speaker 4: at the Yeah, that was a lot to endure. 133 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, so you're happy? Are you single? What's your 134 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,559 Speaker 2: status now? Brother? 135 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 4: Yeah? 136 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 5: Seeing somebody right now, which much happier. Pretty sure she's 137 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 5: not cheating on me. 138 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 4: It's okay to be a little paranoid with your past history. 139 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 3: Sure, but it's good advice to any listeners out there. 140 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:16,120 Speaker 3: If you're getting married, hold off on filing that certificate 141 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 3: for at least five years, just as a little bit 142 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 3: of insurance for yourself, because you never know. Thanks for 143 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,320 Speaker 3: sharing that man in text in seventy eighty five nine two. 144 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 145 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 3: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you 146 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 3: our next mass speaker. Your phone, doubt's coming up. 147 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 4: Thanks Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.