WEBVTT - #249: With This USED Ring I Thee Wed 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.400 Start uf dat Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:11.200 Brooklyn Boys, start uf dot uf data. They make it 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:19.239 noise Data start Up. Episode two forty nine, so close 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:24.160 to two fifty. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello, David Brodie, 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:30.040 Scary Jane. What you're doing, man, what's happening? I'm sitting 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.040 in front of my microphone talking to an old friend 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:38.240 from Brooklyn. An old friend. Yeah, not a friend that's old. 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:42.640 I feel like we're a married couple right, well sort of. Yeah, 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.080 but we seem to have an open relationship because you 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:47.640 go out with other Brooklyn boys. Yeah, I cheat on 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:52.520 you with other Brooklyn boys and girls like. So, yeah, 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:55.959 as a married couple. First of all, if you think 0:00:56.000 --> 0:01:00.600 about it, we have, we've we've really settled down, the 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:04.600 two of us. We're liking our rocking chairs on a porch. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.640 I could see that you don't you don't vision you 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:10.479 don't envision this well and in the sense that you're 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:14.880 not romantic and don't take mistake dinners. Yeah, but did 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.360 we settle for each other or was this a lust? 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.720 Did we actually lust for each other to become this 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:24.640 couple that we are the Brooklyn Don't forget you're remarried you. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.839 You were in a relationship with Greg t and Ronnie 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:29.040 for a while, right, so this is my second marriage. 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:31.640 But did we settle? A lot of people settle. I 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:33.640 don't like the words settle when it comes to me, 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.480 like I settled, but I feel like you. I think 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.600 you aimed up. You think I ate up, you think 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:42.440 I married up? Yeah, definitely, But you shouldn't settle. You 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:46.399 shouldn't settle. Jewish boy, you shouldn't settle for anything. Now. No, 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:48.720 Why why do people say they, well, it's time to 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.560 settle down when they're done with their hoe fays. Settled 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:55.720 down is not settling. It's a different use of the word. Yeah, 0:01:55.760 --> 0:02:00.960 but no, you hear it from everyone's grandma, mother and 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.440 aunt there. I was like, when are you gonna find 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.440 a nice girl and settled down? Right, But they didn't 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.120 say when are you gonna find a girl that you'll 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:11.600 settle for? That's not what they said. Settled down though, 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:15.840 But when you settle, you don't want to settle. Settling 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:19.480 is like meetings, meaning that's the best of what's left, 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:23.000 that's the best of what settle. Yes, but you're not 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.200 settling when you When I got married, if the expression 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.120 settled down. I get that, but I didn't settle down. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.880 I don't think anyone should settle down. I think we 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:35.080 should erase that from the lexicon when talking about marriage, 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:38.360 the lexicon. Look at you, the vocabulary. You haven't trouble 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.560 over there. No, no, no, I'd adjusted the microphone. Sorry 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:44.120 about that. I want to settle I don't. Well, listen, 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:48.440 you haven't settled down. You haven't settled, you've done either. No, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:52.639 but I'm I'm also dating up golf, dude, you need 0:02:52.680 --> 0:03:01.600 a ladder. Robin is is uh beyond and like your 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.280 parents must be like why did he end up with her? Right? 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.239 And what's the question? When are you going to settle down? Number? No? No, 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:12.320 stop it. Well, but okay, let's say hypothetically, if you 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:16.280 settled down with Robin, I'd be settling up. Yeah, you 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.360 you would. No one would say like, oh, he settled 0:03:18.360 --> 0:03:20.839 for rob, I'm not settling. I'm reaching at that point, right, 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:25.200 Robin is not settling for you, because she could go 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:29.480 anywhere she would be settling. Well, if she'd be settling 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.200 is the thing. She'dn't even be settling if she had 0:03:32.240 --> 0:03:36.480 tried for better and failed and was like, ah, scary 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.920 like smell settle for him. She has chosen you, scary. 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:44.080 Robin's had plenty of opportunities to hit the road. Robin's 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:48.040 Robin's bright and attractive as a great job. She's funny, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:50.240 she's a glutton for punishment. She stays with me, she 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:53.280 stays with you. So that's not settling. That's whatever it is, right, 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.160 But for anyone who has ever called it settling, I 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.600 don't think the person you're gonna marry should be ever 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:03.880 refer two as settling down with Well, let's not listen. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.440 There are people, I'm sure listening to the slices, there 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:07.760 are some of you out there, and I'm not mentioning 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:11.119 any names because they don't know the names. But sometimes 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.360 in life you settle. Sometimes you're like, you know what, 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:17.200 he's not the best looking guy, or he's not the 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.880 richest guy, but you know what, he's gonna make a 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.360 good father. He's good to me, makes me laugh occasionally. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.440 We're not going to be rich, but I like him. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.400 You know, if you keep waiting for the perfect thing, 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.000 the guy who's an eight and a half may slip by, 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.680 But don't spend the rest of your life going like 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.680 I'm married an eight and a half ten. Sometimes an 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:39.040 eight and a half is fantastic because a ten wouldn't 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:40.920 have been good for you. You know, there was an 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:44.200 old Abbot and Costello bit who's on first? No, not 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.159 that one, Aben and Costello, the greatest or one of 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:52.719 the greatest comedy duos of all time. And I believe 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:56.039 it was Costello, the short fat one who said that 0:04:56.120 --> 0:05:00.359 his goal in life was oh he He's said, you know, 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:04.400 you marry an attractive woman, a beautiful woman, she's likely 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.039 to leave you in cheat. So I'm going to marry 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:09.520 an ugly woman. And so Abbott says, well, wouldn't an 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.120 ugly woman also have a chance of leaving you? He goes, yeah, 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:16.440 but then who cares? Wow, they said that they got 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.400 to wait at that back then on TV. Well, that 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:21.000 was the forties when you could talk about people being ugly. 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.680 I don't know you can make that joke now, I 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.839 just told the joke. I guess all right. M oh 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.080 oh oh. By the way, very very important. This just 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:35.360 in um, we have steak dinner reservations, No, but I 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.839 can provide some top notch catering in signature cocktails with 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:43.240 an open barn at DJ tomorrow at Interior Motif in 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:46.320 a Short Hills, New Jersey. If you'd like to join me, 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.360 we can have like an impromptu Brooklyn Boys meet up. 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:55.039 Scary you, yeah, scary? Yes? Yeah, I'm torn. Now you 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.120 understand why I'm torn? Right? Why are you torn? All right? 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:59.600 Natalie and Brulia, thank you because part of me wants 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:01.160 the free food and drink and part of me wants 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.200 to tell you hit the jingle. There is no jingle 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:06.800 because there's no money involved. Oh okay, this is yeah. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:11.120 So you remember back in the day, uh Juan Ruan 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:17.359 Vazquez who probably still listened to this podcast of us 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:20.600 on social media. Yeah, he still He installed my blinds 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.560 in my house. Remember I said I had a guy 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.480 standing in my bedroom and on a ladder and then 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:26.920 he reveals to me that he's a fan of the 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:28.679 show in the podcast, and that was a little weird. 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:30.800 I'm like, why is this guy in my bedroom and 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:34.240 he's a slice remember thattte Yes, I remember it. Okay, 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.480 I'm rehab. I'm also using this as a as a 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.360 as a vehicle to re establish the story for those 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:44.440 who don't remember, so just go along with it. Yeah, okay, yeah, well, 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.240 he works for the company that installed my blinds, Interior 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:53.120 Motif Hoboken. They're not paying me. Okay, there's not a sponsor, 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.000 no reason to hit the jingle. But they invited me 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.840 to the grand opening of their Short Hills location tomorrow 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:00.760 to do a little couple of things on the mic 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.480 and just hang out, see what's up. And I said, 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.680 I'm gonna go. So I'm going. That's on that's on 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:11.280 Milburne Avenue in Short Hill in Short Hills, New Jersey. Right, Yeah, 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.520 not the Short Hills Mall, Short Hills, New Jersey. Right. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:17.520 So I said, if I go, why don't I ask 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:22.200 my pal, oh' pally Wally David Brody to come with me, 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:26.680 because just saying you don't live too far away, so 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:29.040 you know, it's not like you've to drive forty five minutes. 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:32.360 You're driving about ten fifteen minutes. That is not correct. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.200 You meet you longer than that. Okay, even if it 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.160 is you meet, we'll go, we'll hang out. You like 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:40.120 free things. I like free things. Yeah, well, I just 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:41.960 bought blinds for my bathroom. My phone would have I 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.120 would have gotten them there. You know what, so sad 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:48.320 because we're giving away a twelve thousand dollars blind package. 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:50.920 It's entered a win and or or six get written 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:56.400 in brail. What about the six thousand dollar automation package? 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.320 Could win that too. You don't have automation on your blinds, 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.000 do you? I do not, Yes. I What I do 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.120 is I pulled the cord on the right down and 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:08.679 then I pull it to the left to lock it. Ah, Okay, 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.240 I'm the engine, the little engine that could. I don't 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.000 have bougie blinds. Okay, Well, if you want bougie blinds, 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:18.640 this place is stunning, stunning. I'm looking at the pictures. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:23.080 I googled it. It's very very nice. You. Actually, when 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:24.720 the last time you were at my apartment a couple 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.440 of weeks ago, you complimented me. You complimented me on 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:31.600 my on my veins. You have Flora's ceiling, bougie blinds 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:35.480 that are double layered with like a light screening curtain 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:37.760 over in front of it. That. Yeah, you have a 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:40.360 curtains for your curtains. So I just realized that your 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:44.480 curtains have curtains. They do. They're sheer. The shins have curtains. Yeah. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:47.640 So what I'm saying is, let's have it. Let's have 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.000 it a little bit of a late afternoon after work tomorrow, 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.720 five o'clock. We're inviting the slices to come down. If 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.320 you want to come down and hang I'm gonna be there. 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.560 You know, one half of the Brooklyn Boys. You don't 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:01.000 be good Chinese restaurant nearby called Hunan's Spring. I'll tell 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.680 you what. I'll tell you what some of the best 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.840 egg rolls I ever had. I'll tell you what. We'll 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.199 hang out and then we'll go for a steak dinner 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:13.720 after that. On me, I'm sorry, what, Yeah, you heard it. 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:16.720 I'm gonna make good on the steak dinner tomorrow. Tomorrow's Thursday, right, 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:18.760 I can get a little crazy tomorrow, stay out a 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:20.959 little late, even though it's a school night. The next 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:24.000 day is Friday. What do you think? All right? Well, 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.160 I have the steak dinner. I have the steak location 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.240 picked out. Then I do too. I know the one 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:30.320 you're thinking of, So let's do that. Not the not 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.560 that one, Okay, the other one, not the not the 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.880 one everybody's heard of. It's a different one, all right? 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.839 So should so you want to come five o'clock? I 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:39.960 consider it, But all you know, I feel like we're 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.120 taking up the whole podcast. No, no no, no, no, we're gonna, 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.839 We're gonna, we will. There's a purpose to this. It's 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:47.880 so the slices can join us again. It's not an 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.480 official Brooklyn Boys meet up, but people said that they 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:52.800 want unofficial ones too, where we're gonna be in the 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.160 same place at the same time. So come on, let's go. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.960 All right, I'll commit to you at some point then 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.280 I'll I'll post about it one of but with the 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:04.240 Broking Boys podcast, I'm definitely going. So maybe there tomorrow 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:07.800 five o'clock. Very good, Very good, All right. Uh, I 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.320 did want to talk about um, we were talking about 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.240 Robin and um, you know, going out to dinner tomorrow night. 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.520 It reminded me of something. It was. It was a 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.720 story that came out last week about a story that 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:22.880 happened a few weeks earlier, but it's surfaced and became, 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:26.480 uh you know one of those slow newsdays. Yeah, it 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.360 becomes a story. Yes, And I started thinking about it 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.480 and I thought, oh my god, I also think this 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.840 is a story. And I bet you Scary would agree 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:38.120 with me. Okay, Now, I know older people have different 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.520 eating habits. I totally get that. When I told the 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.400 story to my wife, she's like, oh, hell no, so 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:47.120 I want your opinion. Um, President Biden and First Lady, 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:50.520 Doctor Jill Biden were out for dinner. They had gone 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:54.400 into town in Washington, d C. And they went for whatever, 0:10:55.240 --> 0:11:01.120 and they both ordered the same salad and the same entree. 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:06.000 Hold on, so people, so that so people the restaurant 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.840 was like reported it, like to the news outlet, like 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.560 they you know, like it was a thing. And some 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.040 people I spoke to don't understand why that's a story. No. Look, 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.200 they're a cute couple. They've been married whatever. Whether you 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.880 like him or not is irrelevant to the story. They're 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.480 they're a cute married couple for you know, forty years 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.440 whatever it's been. And I guess they do things like that. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:27.520 I know my wife, not not as long as they 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:31.000 know each other. But I would never order the same 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:34.280 my wife. No. Yeah, then you can't taste anything off 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.760 for play, right right? If I if I if so, like, 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.600 like we go to a restaurant and I want something, 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.440 I'll She'll go, what are you thinking about? So usually 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:46.600 I'll say these two things, yeah, knowing one is my 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.760 first choice, right, and one is the thing I know 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:53.280 she would eat exactly. So sometimes she'll say, why don't 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.640 we go to both of them? Will split it? Fantastic 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.360 this way you get both. Or she'll say, or to 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.640 both and we'll do a little taste Robert and I 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:04.120 do simp something similar. Will order not one, not two, 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.600 but three appetizers, one for the table, and how many 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:10.880 does she order? No, I'll order something, She'll make sure 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:12.760 to order something else, and then we'll put a third 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:14.960 thing in the middle, and we will share off of 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.559 all three appetizers, so I'll get a taste of three 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.560 things on the menu right there. And then she'll feel 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.839 bad if she's thinking the same thing that I am 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.480 for an entree, because she'll be no, no, no, no no, 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.160 no no, I don't want it the same thing you are. 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.640 I'll want something different. And then we'll go halzies and 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.959 I'll put half of my entree in her dish, or 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:35.480 at least at least a taste if we are equally 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:38.280 not as interested in the other's entree. See, well, we 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.480 went out for my wife's birthday. We were going to 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.280 split both things. So what we did was we ordered 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:44.920 a pasta dish. Yeah, and a chicken dish. I think 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:47.440 I remember correctly, And so the waiter says, would you 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.800 like me to bring the pasta dish out first as 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:54.400 like a second course. We're like, oh, great idea. So 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.240 they split the pasta dish into two bowls. Then they 0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:01.200 split our entree into two plates. So a good restaurant 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.600 will do that for you. But what is the point 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.320 If if I want chicken palm and my wife wants 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.440 chicken palm, if we both ort a chicken palm, then 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:11.320 all I'm getting for dinner is chicken palm. I can't 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:14.599 say like, yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, yeah, I say no 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:17.679 to that every time. What Stephen Colbert said on Late 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:20.440 Show last week, He said, what you do is you 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:24.199 order different things, You taste your partner's food. You then 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.760 decide you like, there's better. You make a face for 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:28.840 the rest of the meal about your food until your 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.400 partner says, you know, what the hell would it? Just 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:31.959 give me your food. I'll eat it, and you get 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:33.280 the food off their plate that you want it in 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.920 the first place. It makes all the sense of the world. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.840 My father used to do that when my parents would 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:44.480 got to dinner. Yeah, he'd say so how's your how's 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:47.840 your food? And my wife was my mother would say, oh, good, good, 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:52.960 how's yours? Yeah, I kind of wish I'd ordered something else. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.200 So my mother realized, he's gonna sit here and mope 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:59.319 the rest of the meal, or I'm gonna say, would 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.679 you like what I'm eating? Because and she would say 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:03.040 like that, I don't have a preference if you want 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:07.880 to go all right. Some people originally do it for years, 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.000 for twenty years. People are particular, whatever, very very particular 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:13.040 about it. Some people they don't want to they don't 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.160 want another fork in their plate, they don't want to 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.280 touch or they won't they don't want to share food 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.480 at all. They hoard it like a squirrel would hoard 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:24.320 some nuts, like you can't even look at the person's plate, 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.040 like no, no, you know there are people out there, 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.400 there are couples like that. There are people I don't 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:30.880 know if he's fighting, like too, if you're on your 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.760 second day, I don't know. I've been so communal with 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:37.200 every wife like I. You know, I've been so communal 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:40.000 me and my friends with all our food. We've all 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.760 no well, we we share everything. We throw when I 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.000 go out with my my my Hoboken friends or my 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.080 fake Brooklyn. Would you share a straw with you boys? 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:52.160 All right? Now you're getting what what? No, I'm talking 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:56.440 about plates. We want to everything for the table and 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.640 then we do a family style. Yeah, to eat that 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.440 way too. That's why I love calm mindes. We go 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:02.880 to commines, you get like six dishes and you all 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:04.880 eat off them. You can't go to commines by yourself. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.880 You get one thing, yea one thing? Yeah? All right? 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.120 If you wouldn't share a straw at your boys, what 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:12.680 about your female friend? No, you wouldn't share strow at anybody? 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.440 Not really. I mean, but I've seen you share a 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:20.920 sandwich with people. I'm okay with that. You cut it? No? No, oh, 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.440 like way the spittle is on the sandwich I've seen. 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.280 I've seen people take a bite of a sandwich and 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:26.600 then hand it to you, and you take a bite 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:30.800 out of that bite. Mark yep, I have you have 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.320 on the morning show? You have desperate times, call for 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.440 desperate measures because at some point there's only so many 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.240 sides to it, like you twist it and you see 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:41.080 you bite the side. But if you're like seventh, I'm out, 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:42.960 Like I'm not doing that. I don't I do not 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:47.040 share a bite. I don't really share straws. Nah, straws 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.400 are different than bites. What if it was alcohol. What 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:51.160 if someone's like, dude, you gonna dry my long online? 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.360 That's fine. Drinks are okay, Like alcohol doesn't get on 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.520 the old I don't know, but straws a little bit 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.760 more intimate than the rim of a glass. Let me 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.720 ask you a question. If you we're out on a date, 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:02.560 but I'm going back for a minute. If you're at 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.360 a date with a new girl, right, not Zoe Deschanel. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.840 But let's say you're out on a date and it's 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.320 second date, and you're like, god, you can order first. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:15.000 And because that's your gentleman, I assume you you'd let 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:16.680 the woman or the first always and you went to 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.080 a restaurant, Well, you knew the best thing on the 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.840 menu as a chicken palm, the best thing. You only 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:24.000 go there for the chicken palm, and she says, um, waiter, 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:27.600 I'll have the chicken palm. Now. At that point, well, 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:29.760 have a relationship with her. You don't know if she's 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:31.640 going to share what you are not. Do you order 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:33.520 the chicken palm. Well, I would actually make the deal 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:35.280 ahead of time. I'd be like, look, if you order 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.680 the chicken palm, if you go chicken parma the groundwork? 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:39.800 Do you yes? Do you want? Do you want to? 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.000 I'll get something else and you want to do split? 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.360 And you want to? And if she says no, I 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.480 want my own? Do you have a data? Again? I 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.440 don't think that's a deal breaker at all, but I 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:50.520 would get But if I'd have to have the chicken 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:52.720 palm then too, then we're ordering the same What if 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:55.600 she's like earmarking you for a lifetime of the bidens 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:59.560 of eating the same food every night? No way, no way. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:01.600 I don't want to deal with that. I can't either. No, 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:03.920 that's one of my favorite things on my checklist of 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.399 all My wife like would that wey She's cool at 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.320 a restaurant And I'm glad we solved this for seventeen 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:11.800 minutes where I did not talk about the a seventeen No. No, 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.399 we talked about your appearance at the Blind Store. Not 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.320 an appearance, it's not official, but we're partying there and 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.840 we are coming, right, but you will be appearing there? Yeah? 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.399 Why not? Yes? Yeah, I will be I will be 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:26.160 publicly on a microphone and chilling out and hanging out 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:29.200 and partying. All right, and you should. It's a good place. I'm, 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.359 I'm it's a good location for sure. Okay, right there, 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:42.560 we'll back. It's the boys. So I have a friend, No, yeah, 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:45.680 you believe it. I have a friend, Brodie, I got 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:47.920 one after all these years. You won't share a stroll 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.240 with them. But all right, Ah, this is something that 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:53.000 you would do. But I don't know if you get 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:56.880 a good price. I can't. I can't mention names. So 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:01.159 she called off her wedding. A few A couple of 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:05.040 years ago, she called off her wedding, and she had 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:08.680 she was in possession of a fourteen thousand dollars ring. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:10.960 Oh that that's what the fiance had paid for it. 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:13.080 Now we're not going down the road of is it 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:14.400 a gift? Is it not that you have to give 0:18:14.400 --> 0:18:17.439 it back. I'll just lay it out right here. He 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:19.639 owed her a lot of money. So she kept it 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:22.159 and said, fuck you, I'm keeping the ring, and he goes, fine, 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.920 keep it. So she kept the ring. Now what is 0:18:24.920 --> 0:18:28.760 she doing with a fourteen thousand dollars ring? Princess cut 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:31.880 by the way, beautiful whatever. I guess it's a thing, 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:39.160 princess guy. Ah, And she said, I'm selling this. So 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:44.080 what does she do? She goes to David Brodie's House 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:49.000 of Bargains, wherever you sell, wherever you would sell said ring, Craigslist, epay, 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:51.760 you go to like a we buy and sell jewelry place. No, 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:55.840 she did it online. Oh no, well please tell me 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:59.240 she got more than twelve No, she got less. So 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:01.080 she didn't give a fuck. It was it was free. 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:03.159 It was free money to her. No, no, no, no, 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:05.080 But that's not the whole free it's not about the point. 0:19:05.119 --> 0:19:06.880 It's not This is not about that. It's always about 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:11.040 the money. It's about her. A guy, a guy decides 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:14.280 that he's going to buy the ring off her. So 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:17.200 the two of them meet up and then they have 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:20.280 it praised together. You know. She starts talking to the 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:22.800 guy and they're they're you know, they go to you know, 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.919 this guy's not just going to hand over cash. She 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:27.720 has guys. She has some guy who's a guy that 0:19:27.840 --> 0:19:31.040 she that she met on craigslist. Oh no, or wherever 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:33.240 it was. It might have been eBay, who knows. That's 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:35.800 not the point. Meet people on eBay not the point. 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:40.680 So she meets, so they do a deal. He decides 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.399 he's going to give her nine grand for it. Oh, 0:19:43.440 --> 0:19:45.479 but she's okay with it. It's free money to her, 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:49.639 still lost money. The ring was given her for free, 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:53.680 doesn't matter. I'm getting but that is not where this 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:55.320 is going, all right, we get to where it's going, 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:57.840 because right now I'm I'm off to stem for Clemton. 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:02.040 He then says, in their final part, hey, a bitch 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.639 runs off with the ring. Hey no, hey, um, we 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:09.399 never met. This is my name. We will never come up. 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.800 I know we'll never see each other again, but this 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:17.120 is never ever to come back to me because I 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:19.600 am pretending that this is a brand new ring I 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:21.520 just bought my girlfriend. I'm going to propose to her 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:25.800 with it. So he proposes to his girlfriend with my 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:31.679 friends ring that she kicked the guy like, like literally 0:20:31.680 --> 0:20:35.000