WEBVTT - Nappy Hair - 02.26.25

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone

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<v Speaker 1>call what you got for his nest? Well, some of

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<v Speaker 1>these parents, they bring their kids to the school, they

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<v Speaker 1>drop them off, you know. Just yeah, today's title is

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<v Speaker 1>nappy half nappy half. Yeah, yeah, I just got to

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<v Speaker 1>call it that.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta call it.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta call it for what it is. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>your daughter hair is napping, okay, and it's it's her

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<v Speaker 1>appearance at the school. I'm just sorry. We got to

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<v Speaker 1>call another parent and let them know how I feel

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<v Speaker 1>about your daughter's hair. I see her at the school.

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<v Speaker 1>We got through some about this half. She can't help.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a texture for hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm sorry we're not doing that. And hell,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here at this school, at this school. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go cat dog napping half.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm trying to get Francis. Hey, friends, how you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Darryl. Our kids they go to together.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, your daughter's Kaitlin, right, Yes, okay, my

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<v Speaker 2>son is dj dlle Junior. I think I met you

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<v Speaker 2>at the beginning of the school year. You remember meeting me, Darryl.

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<v Speaker 3>I met a lot of people, but I'm sorry, I

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<v Speaker 3>can't place you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I had no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting

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<v Speaker 2>a call. You know, there's only a handful of black

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<v Speaker 2>kids at the school, you know, being a private school

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<v Speaker 2>and all, and we, the black parents, we all got

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<v Speaker 2>together and had a meeting a couple of nights ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you said, all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 3>What wasn't I called?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaitlyn.

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<v Speaker 3>Well what about Kayling? Is she is there a problem

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<v Speaker 3>at school that she's crazed or something. I don't even

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<v Speaker 3>know about what's going on with.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually were You know, we feel privileged to be

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you know, like I said, there's only a

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<v Speaker 2>handful of blacks, and we try to carry ourselves in

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<v Speaker 2>a dignified way, our presence, our attitude, the way we

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<v Speaker 2>handle ourselves. And you know, Kayla's doing very good in

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<v Speaker 2>school from what I understand, and very nice with all

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the kids. She's getting along. That's not

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<v Speaker 2>the problem. What we're trying to get is the grooming

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<v Speaker 2>of Kaitlyn. You know, Kaitlyn has these braids, and what

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<v Speaker 2>we were trying to do is get you know, we

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<v Speaker 2>had a meeting about it.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to hold on hold of did you just

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<v Speaker 3>say her grooming? Something wrong with her grooming?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity.

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<v Speaker 2>The way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much nice and clean, spitting polish. We would really

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<v Speaker 2>prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being

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<v Speaker 2>braided up, you know, the union that kind of gives

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<v Speaker 2>off a ghetto type of look to it, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>what we're trying to avoid.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you crazy? Is something wrong with you you? First

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<v Speaker 3>of all, how the hell you get my numb If

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<v Speaker 3>you couldn't call me for me, why are you calling

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<v Speaker 3>me now?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like I said, man, the meeting was to get

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<v Speaker 2>the general consensus on where all the parents feel in

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<v Speaker 2>the same way about your daughter and her braids. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>we're just trying to keep everything classy when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to the blacks that attendant skills. There's only ten of us,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, ten children.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what you can attend you could what

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<v Speaker 3>you can attend to is this phone hanging up in

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<v Speaker 3>your face. You tell the parents, all of them for me,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all can go straight and hit rock bottom out of

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<v Speaker 3>hell talking about my child and her braids. Her braids

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<v Speaker 3>are ethnic, they are nice. She is wet and grooms

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<v Speaker 3>and I don't know how in the hell you got

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<v Speaker 3>my telephone number. But tell all the parents for me,

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<v Speaker 3>the kids to crack of mine, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen well, First of all, I don't like the way

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<v Speaker 2>that you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class,

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<v Speaker 2>with dignity. I'm spitting polished man.

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<v Speaker 3>Subject.

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<v Speaker 2>I can just as ghetto as her hairstyle.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me say something real ghetto to your Okay, you

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<v Speaker 3>and all parents can hit rock from out of hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't call me no more with no like this. This

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<v Speaker 3>is ignorant. I'm far beyond this. My child is well groomed.

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<v Speaker 3>She is going to go to that. As a matter

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<v Speaker 3>of fact, as much money as it costs to go

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<v Speaker 3>there to y'all should have been know how we can

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<v Speaker 3>get together and pay the tuition. How about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you trying to sit here and tell me that

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a problem taking her brains down and wearing

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<v Speaker 2>her hair straight so she can look a lot more

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<v Speaker 2>classy than what she looks right now. It's a pathetic

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<v Speaker 2>look that she's having right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I don't. What's your hair look like?

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<v Speaker 3>Take a picture of your self and sent it to me,

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<v Speaker 3>texted to me since you get the fokes phone numbers

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<v Speaker 3>and give it to you, Take a picture of your

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<v Speaker 3>self and text it to me. I bet you you

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<v Speaker 3>looked like who would have taught it. My daughter's braids

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<v Speaker 3>are gonna stay up for the rest of the years.

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<v Speaker 3>As a matter of fact, we ain't gonna even rebrate it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna stay that way. So it could be mad

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<v Speaker 3>at and represent that's what we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>Francis, listen, I don't I don't want to argue. I

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<v Speaker 2>just wanted to call and see if we could actually,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, come to a medium on this. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think that there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>picking up DJ tomorrow after school, would it Would it

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<v Speaker 2>be all right if I picked up little Kayla and

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<v Speaker 2>brought her home and let my wife do our hair?

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<v Speaker 3>Please? I wish she would. When I start up and

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<v Speaker 3>see what the hell I do, I'm gonna call my

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<v Speaker 3>husband him to come over your house. And whoop your

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<v Speaker 3>after he braves yo, and I wish you would pick

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<v Speaker 3>up my dought. I'll call the police on As a

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<v Speaker 3>matter of fact, you're gonna have to call the police

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<v Speaker 3>on me and my husband Steward and see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Ma'am. I'm just trying to get some class here. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all we're wanting. We're not wanting to fight with you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the blacks here. We think that we want

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more classy look of the way we are. Groom,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the only thing we're looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>Only person who's gonna be taking the classes. And when

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<v Speaker 3>we get to who you're gonna be taking the class?

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<v Speaker 3>How about that? Yeah, I can't stand up like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all get five dollars and one penny in your box

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<v Speaker 3>that and think you better than everybody else. You're forgetting

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<v Speaker 3>where you came from. As a matter of fact, what's

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<v Speaker 3>your what's your name? Because I'm calling the principal on

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<v Speaker 3>your day, give me your name, and mister who what's

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<v Speaker 3>your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Uh, that's that's that's that's that's not that's not

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<v Speaker 2>really what my name is.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's what's told me. When your first comment, what

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<v Speaker 3>is your real name?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is my name? My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>my last name either.

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<v Speaker 3>What what the hell is your name? Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show. Your husband Keith got me the prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you.

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<v Speaker 4>Be Oh my god, you got me ready to click

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<v Speaker 4>yo ps el cool and there I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 4>she eat out for.

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<v Speaker 3>The rest of the week for me.

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<v Speaker 2>He told me, he said, Man, he said, it don't

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<v Speaker 2>take but about two and a half minutes for my

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<v Speaker 2>wife to go off. He said, it don't take but

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<v Speaker 2>two and a half he said, you right. Oh, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>come let me ask you what what I got one

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<v Speaker 2>more thing to ask you? What is the baddest and

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Big ups to uh natural hair out there? Okay, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just Tommy just joking, Tommy just playing. That's all Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>Big ups, big ups the natural hair, the natural hair,

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<v Speaker 1>straight hair. Currently had much love to you, all right, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>that ain't what Frank was about, though, I know, I know, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know they're gonna get you for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure, lexing to them on my way, y'all already

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<v Speaker 1>know Getting ready to get Ready Bricktown Comedy Club. That's

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<v Speaker 1>Oklahoma City, twenty eight, twenty nine and thirty of the March.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting Ready, the Nephew is coming to town Shah in

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<v Speaker 1>North Carolina Comedy is on April four or five, sixth

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<v Speaker 1>The Nephew is coming. And then going back to Cali.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say it again, going back to Cali. That

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<v Speaker 1>is Brell bre Improv Comedy Club. Never been there before,

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<v Speaker 1>bra Improv Comedy Club. That is April to thirteenth. Tickets

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<v Speaker 1>are on seal right now, So California, be ye ready

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<v Speaker 1>laying in the cut. Right after that, it's Easter weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be April nineteenth, Jacksonville, Florida, douvall at the

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<v Speaker 1>Florida Theater and tickets are on seal right now. And

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<v Speaker 1>you are as you know you can catch me Friday

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<v Speaker 1>night Ready to Love. That's when I get sexy. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you can catch me on Ready to Love on

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<v Speaker 1>the own network. I am in season ten. I'm over

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred dollars episodes. And to God be the glorious Nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a TV show, yeah name, The show is

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<v Speaker 1>ready to love, be sexy, and they don't even be

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<v Speaker 1>talking about you on that show.

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<v Speaker 2>You already in love, so