Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew and today's prank phone
Speaker 1: call what you got for his nest? Well, some of
Speaker 1: these parents, they bring their kids to the school, they
Speaker 1: drop them off, you know. Just yeah, today's title is
Speaker 1: nappy half nappy half. Yeah, yeah, I just got to
Speaker 1: call it that.
Speaker 2: I gotta call it.
Speaker 1: I gotta call it for what it is. You know,
Speaker 1: your daughter hair is napping, okay, and it's it's her
Speaker 1: appearance at the school. I'm just sorry. We got to
Speaker 1: call another parent and let them know how I feel
Speaker 1: about your daughter's hair. I see her at the school.
Speaker 1: We got through some about this half. She can't help.
Speaker 2: That's a texture for hair.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry we're not doing that. And hell,
Speaker 1: we're here at this school, at this school. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go cat dog napping half.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to get Francis. Hey, friends, how you doing.
Speaker 2: My name is Darryl. Our kids they go to together.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, your daughter's Kaitlin, right, Yes, okay, my
Speaker 2: son is dj dlle Junior. I think I met you
Speaker 2: at the beginning of the school year. You remember meeting me, Darryl.
Speaker 3: I met a lot of people, but I'm sorry, I
Speaker 3: can't place you right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, I had no problem. Hey, listen, I was getting
Speaker 2: a call. You know, there's only a handful of black
Speaker 2: kids at the school, you know, being a private school
Speaker 2: and all, and we, the black parents, we all got
Speaker 2: together and had a meeting a couple of nights ago.
Speaker 3: Okay, you said, all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there.
Speaker 3: What wasn't I called?
Speaker 2: Well, we actually had a meeting about your daughter, Kaitlyn.
Speaker 3: Well what about Kayling? Is she is there a problem
Speaker 3: at school that she's crazed or something. I don't even
Speaker 3: know about what's going on with.
Speaker 2: Well, actually were You know, we feel privileged to be
Speaker 2: you know, you know, like I said, there's only a
Speaker 2: handful of blacks, and we try to carry ourselves in
Speaker 2: a dignified way, our presence, our attitude, the way we
Speaker 2: handle ourselves. And you know, Kayla's doing very good in
Speaker 2: school from what I understand, and very nice with all
Speaker 2: the rest of the kids. She's getting along. That's not
Speaker 2: the problem. What we're trying to get is the grooming
Speaker 2: of Kaitlyn. You know, Kaitlyn has these braids, and what
Speaker 2: we were trying to do is get you know, we
Speaker 2: had a meeting about it.
Speaker 3: We want to hold on hold of did you just
Speaker 3: say her grooming? Something wrong with her grooming?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know,
Speaker 2: the kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know,
Speaker 2: we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity.
Speaker 2: The way we carry ourselves. We want to be, you know,
Speaker 2: pretty much nice and clean, spitting polish. We would really
Speaker 2: prefer for her hair was straight and opposed to being
Speaker 2: braided up, you know, the union that kind of gives
Speaker 2: off a ghetto type of look to it, and that's
Speaker 2: what we're trying to avoid.
Speaker 3: Are you crazy? Is something wrong with you you? First
Speaker 3: of all, how the hell you get my numb If
Speaker 3: you couldn't call me for me, why are you calling
Speaker 3: me now?
Speaker 2: Well, like I said, man, the meeting was to get
Speaker 2: the general consensus on where all the parents feel in
Speaker 2: the same way about your daughter and her braids. You know,
Speaker 2: we're just trying to keep everything classy when it comes
Speaker 2: to the blacks that attendant skills. There's only ten of us,
Speaker 2: you know, ten children.
Speaker 3: I tell you what you can attend you could what
Speaker 3: you can attend to is this phone hanging up in
Speaker 3: your face. You tell the parents, all of them for me,
Speaker 3: y'all can go straight and hit rock bottom out of
Speaker 3: hell talking about my child and her braids. Her braids
Speaker 3: are ethnic, they are nice. She is wet and grooms
Speaker 3: and I don't know how in the hell you got
Speaker 3: my telephone number. But tell all the parents for me,
Speaker 3: the kids to crack of mine, you know what.
Speaker 2: Listen well, First of all, I don't like the way
Speaker 2: that you're talking to me. Okay, I carry myself with class,
Speaker 2: with dignity. I'm spitting polished man.
Speaker 3: Subject.
Speaker 2: I can just as ghetto as her hairstyle.
Speaker 3: Let me say something real ghetto to your Okay, you
Speaker 3: and all parents can hit rock from out of hell.
Speaker 3: Don't call me no more with no like this. This
Speaker 3: is ignorant. I'm far beyond this. My child is well groomed.
Speaker 3: She is going to go to that. As a matter
Speaker 3: of fact, as much money as it costs to go
Speaker 3: there to y'all should have been know how we can
Speaker 3: get together and pay the tuition. How about that?
Speaker 2: Are you trying to sit here and tell me that
Speaker 2: you've got a problem taking her brains down and wearing
Speaker 2: her hair straight so she can look a lot more
Speaker 2: classy than what she looks right now. It's a pathetic
Speaker 2: look that she's having right now.
Speaker 3: You know what I don't. What's your hair look like?
Speaker 3: Take a picture of your self and sent it to me,
Speaker 3: texted to me since you get the fokes phone numbers
Speaker 3: and give it to you, Take a picture of your
Speaker 3: self and text it to me. I bet you you
Speaker 3: looked like who would have taught it. My daughter's braids
Speaker 3: are gonna stay up for the rest of the years.
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, we ain't gonna even rebrate it.
Speaker 3: It's gonna stay that way. So it could be mad
Speaker 3: at and represent that's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: Francis, listen, I don't I don't want to argue. I
Speaker 2: just wanted to call and see if we could actually,
Speaker 2: you know, come to a medium on this. Do you
Speaker 2: think that there's a possibility that I mean, when I'm
Speaker 2: picking up DJ tomorrow after school, would it Would it
Speaker 2: be all right if I picked up little Kayla and
Speaker 2: brought her home and let my wife do our hair?
Speaker 3: Please? I wish she would. When I start up and
Speaker 3: see what the hell I do, I'm gonna call my
Speaker 3: husband him to come over your house. And whoop your
Speaker 3: after he braves yo, and I wish you would pick
Speaker 3: up my dought. I'll call the police on As a
Speaker 3: matter of fact, you're gonna have to call the police
Speaker 3: on me and my husband Steward and see what happens.
Speaker 2: Ma'am. I'm just trying to get some class here. That's
Speaker 2: all we're wanting. We're not wanting to fight with you.
Speaker 2: It's just the blacks here. We think that we want
Speaker 2: a little bit more classy look of the way we are. Groom,
Speaker 2: that's the only thing we're looking for.
Speaker 3: Only person who's gonna be taking the classes. And when
Speaker 3: we get to who you're gonna be taking the class?
Speaker 3: How about that? Yeah, I can't stand up like you.
Speaker 3: Y'all get five dollars and one penny in your box
Speaker 3: that and think you better than everybody else. You're forgetting
Speaker 3: where you came from. As a matter of fact, what's
Speaker 3: your what's your name? Because I'm calling the principal on
Speaker 3: your day, give me your name, and mister who what's
Speaker 3: your name?
Speaker 2: Uh? Uh, that's that's that's that's that's not that's not
Speaker 2: really what my name is.
Speaker 3: But that's what's told me. When your first comment, what
Speaker 3: is your real name?
Speaker 2: My name is my name? My real name is Tommy Thomas. No, no,
Speaker 2: my last name either.
Speaker 3: What what the hell is your name? Do you know?
Speaker 2: My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby
Speaker 2: Morning Show. Your husband Keith got me the prank phone call.
Speaker 2: Oh you.
Speaker 4: Be Oh my god, you got me ready to click
Speaker 4: yo ps el cool and there I'll tell you what
Speaker 4: she eat out for.
Speaker 3: The rest of the week for me.
Speaker 2: He told me, he said, Man, he said, it don't
Speaker 2: take but about two and a half minutes for my
Speaker 2: wife to go off. He said, it don't take but
Speaker 2: two and a half he said, you right. Oh, maybe
Speaker 2: come let me ask you what what I got one
Speaker 2: more thing to ask you? What is the baddest and
Speaker 2: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3: You know, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Big ups to uh natural hair out there? Okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just Tommy just joking, Tommy just playing. That's all Frank,
Speaker 1: Big ups, big ups the natural hair, the natural hair,
Speaker 1: straight hair. Currently had much love to you, all right, y'all,
Speaker 1: that ain't what Frank was about, though, I know, I know, I.
Speaker 2: Know they're gonna get you for that one.
Speaker 1: For sure, lexing to them on my way, y'all already
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Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, twenty eight, twenty nine and thirty of the March.
Speaker 1: Getting Ready, the Nephew is coming to town Shah in
Speaker 1: North Carolina Comedy is on April four or five, sixth
Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming. And then going back to Cali.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again, going back to Cali. That
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Speaker 1: bra Improv Comedy Club. That is April to thirteenth. Tickets
Speaker 1: are on seal right now, So California, be ye ready
Speaker 1: laying in the cut. Right after that, it's Easter weekend.
Speaker 1: That would be April nineteenth, Jacksonville, Florida, douvall at the
Speaker 1: Florida Theater and tickets are on seal right now. And
Speaker 1: you are as you know you can catch me Friday
Speaker 1: night Ready to Love. That's when I get sexy. You
Speaker 1: know you can catch me on Ready to Love on
Speaker 1: the own network. I am in season ten. I'm over
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars episodes. And to God be the glorious Nephew.
Speaker 1: You've got a TV show, yeah name, The show is
Speaker 1: ready to love, be sexy, and they don't even be
Speaker 1: talking about you on that show.
Speaker 2: You already in love, so